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I did good, Rite?
Corn graters, Tidmum – top uv teh macrame. Wat wud u liek to sillybrayte?
Fanx Annipuss.
Maybe a nice hawt Chokklit wiv a dash ob rum an wippy creem.Oh anna flake onna top
What about yoo an Goosey an Ambercat?
I has Happy fayce bikkies Nom nom nom……..
passes plate arownd….
Ai iz juss abowt reddee fur bed – been yawnin sins breffust!
Ohai tidmum! Congaratz onna nawt sekkund! Iz reddy fur sum drinkses anna danses. U?
I finkso we shud awl go to Tybooteek an has a nice liddle gift.
I can has:
Apple Pie
Bag ob Kittehs
Curly wurly
D..
Dried mowsies (fer snaks)
Elebenty cheezburgers
Free flowin shampayne
G….
Glow inna dark stikkers
Hoooge bar ob chokklit
Icecreem, awll kynes
J..
Julep, mint
Kitteh mobile
Liddle pink townayl cubbers
Munchies
N
Nawty barn snoglobez
Orinj joos (nawt poysn)
Prittee fings
Queen’z cornfetti
R..
Reely tastee noms
Shrimps an lobsturr
Toona
S…
Umberellaz
Verry tastee noms
W…
Wet gushi fud
X-tremelee tastee noms
Zagnuts
Woohoo!
Oops Ai fergetted Y!
Yummee tastee noms
Unuzual kitteh toiz
Very floofy blankits
Warm milkies
Xylaphonie cd’s
Zebra stripey chair cubbers
Rings,Dimond
Shiney fings
Tiny liddle kitteh stikkers
U..
Reely big skratchin powst
Shiny fings
Toona
UV lites (tew see wehre kitteh mist teh litrbawx)
Wet fud
Xtra toona
Yello dukky fur baff tyme
Zebra stryped kitteh bed
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Teh Edn
O aye liek ur lizt bedder den mien, ay’d mush radder hab de yello dukky dan de xylaphonie cd’s. Mebbe wii cahn tradez?
I lubs a compleet liszt
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I has juss hadded a liddle *splort*
Hazel iz doin her Blagh! I ar ded onna kitchin taybul. Not onlee duz she have teh floofy snorgalishuss belleh inna air,teh Jellybean toes are awl wavin an her liddle pinky tung is pokin owt!!!!… *splort* ..Klunk…….
awwwww, iz sew cayuute wen de liddle tung iz stikin owt! Aye luv it wen mai girlies dew dat!
Tikkle tikkle Hazel’s belleh!
Ai tuks teh braynes bak inna ur hed. BRRRIIIPPPTTT tehre, wun peese ob taype shud dew it. It wuz jus a liddle splort. Dinna needz teh CCC. Ai hab teh splort supplyz inna mai pawket cuz Elton adn Bernie maek me splort alla tyme. They bee teh whyte kittehs adn teh pinkee tow pads git meh ebbrey tyme!
Phew!! Fankee kyndly Goosey.
I has a weekness for teh bellehs ov Kittehness.
An pinky tungs.. an Jelly been toes …. Hazel’s be blak, like likkerish jellybeans
She awn teh Valium at teh momunt an seh soooo *Chilled*
She nermally nawt like a snorgle anna schmoo onna belleh,but I can has lots an lots now..she juss no cares
Maybee she’ll fynd awt tath she laikes it! An will let yoo doo it frum nao awn! Cud happen!
Mai reskew iz down tehre `. WP strykes agin!
Adn agin!
ohai tidmum……….. hazel nawt itchin an goin bald innymoar?
{{{{{{{{Jamamamakitty}}}}}}
I has missed yoo.
She gettin a bit bedder. Floof is startin to grow bak were it wuz shaved orf,but ebreeware else is verry thin. Her liddle face looks so odd wivout her sylvester comedy cheex.
She’s still awn Valium, an steroids an Antibio’s.But she’s slowlee finners crossed gettin tehre. Vet clipped her claws to stop her skritchin.
Fankyoo for askin bowt her.
awwwwwww mamakitty wuz purrin bout her an her sendz her hedbonks ………before yew noes it her will be bak tew normal
mamakitty jus jumped up here bai me an sez {{}{ai lurve tidmum n hazel}}}}
{{{{{{Mamakitty an Jamamakitty}}}}}}}
We lubs yoo too♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?TGG
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Hazel juss typed that for Mamakitty
I’m sure it sez “I lubs yoo an heer is my hedbonks an singins bak to yoo.
aifinkso we haz teh berry shmart n talunted kittlins………. most ob dem cant type atall!!
We is goin up teh apples an pears to bedlington now.
Is qwarter past midnite an we has tired iyes.
Goin to get sum moar fisheez for the ‘Kitteh TV’ inna mornin.
an tehn tayke Pollyanna fer a walk. Kidlets need sum eggercize.
Nite nite, sleep tite.
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*wisspurrrz nite nite tidmum n hazel n teh rest ob teh fambly*
schmooz n schweetz dreemz
Iz no sete tu leabe up oar down. Ai fink yu left yestday b4 ai sed haow prowd ai em dat yu lurnd abowt da floofy setez ‘ opshunz. Owld man heer wif wokking cane hab tu sit . 1 hand holed cane, 1 hand holed up sete, oops no moar handz fur…… hee hee.
Teh Bois am alreddy complainin !!!
Is nice. Seat down allatyme wen teh girls need tinkles
Oohhh, cleber ideer! Ai wil trai taht wen hubbeh an Ai has owr own plase!
Iz brillyunt!!!
No seet lefted up an awl nice an slow hinged closin so it not co *SNAPPP*
Yu did grait. Gold starz fur yu!!!
Why fankee jmuhj
I ar a clebber kitteh
I AM being tidy!
awl neet an tydee!
Ai sabed u porin it in teh lidder bocks
Yis, bawt ai haz hard tiem wif scupin teh wayst awt uv teh lidder contaynir.
Dat’s nawt kitteh’s prolem!
patience iz nut 1 ov kitteh’s virchews!
iz more private dis wai
Advansd kitteh
skipz a step.
iz new and i has a question plz how do u post these pictures?
You can make a lol (see the instructions at the top left) and submit it. They get about 8000 new submissions every day. Five new ones are put on the front page on week days and 4 at weekends. They are chosen by “the powers that be” so you have to be VERY lucky to get one on the front page!
thnx
Ohai KrzyKitty! Welcomz 2 cheezeland!
U cahn go to de lolbuilder tab up top dere, wen u clik it u cahn eidder uploadz ur own pixure or pik 1 dat is already bean uploaded. Putz awn a funnee caption & clik “save & submit” buttun. Butt dey gettin elebenty hundred lols a dai ifink & onlee 5 or 6 mek de frontz paige so chanzez be slim. Butt wii keepz trine & somedai will hab de fame & de gloriez ob bein on de frontz paige.
Ohai KrzyKitty! Welkum to ICHC. Tihs iz a nyce playce adn awl teh cheezpeeps r nyce. Glad tew hab u wit us!
thnx for the help
thnx!!!!!!
Kitteh sez yuu shuud bees happee, becuz tihs waiy yuu iys ehliminayting awl foar ov teh steppes lystid awn teh baux, adn yuu woan ebben needez teh skoop az wel;
(Tihs bees teh eynde ov Kitteh Effyshensee Xpurt’s Dissertashun foar tuudaiy!!)
an pleez kloze lid cuz I wantz privacee.
Impayshunt kitteh duz nawt read instrukshuns
instrukshuns nawt relluvent to kittehs int’rest.
I kleend awt da littr baux yeserdai, scrubbd it awl shiny n kleen n awl da nu littr n ebreeting. Da hole tiem I werks on it, da kittehs wer howling n crying becas Dey Nede Der Baus rite awai! Dey wer Dyin, ai tellz u.
Den wen I wuz don n it waz all kleen, dey both sniffd it n walkd awai.
Aint dat teh way ov teh Kitteh!!!
Woot – ai duz teh frunt payg happyness danse…!
Conga ratz shoo laces WW! Iz tish teh nawt sekkund tyme onna frunt payge?
is relly sekund, or forf – I hads 2 unner mai old name. but iz fun! maybe a sillee happee but ai luvs it!
Yayyy!!!
Cormgratulashuns Winnie Wonka
Berry good capshun.
YAYAYAYAY WINNIE!
Congratshumalashuns WW iz berry lukkee iffn u getz choozed fur teh frunt paij!
my kittehs do that to its so annoying they get liiter all over the floor.
Ebening, awl. Ai haz teh board.
Wut kinda board u got? I finkso wii needing a list….
Advisory Board
Baseboard
Clapboard
Draft Board
E….
emery board
fat board …. oh wait, dat’s fat broad (me)
ginger board…er, bread (that is, unless I make it)
heavi board
i…
:snerk:
immigrayshun board
jingle board — dat b a board wif jingle bellz on it.
k……
Kaliko board — board wif a cat on it
L…..
Long board
Maple board
Nobbee board
O….
Olive wud cutting bored
Painted board
Questionabul materialz board
R. . .
Recovered barn bord
Straight grain no warpey bord
Twisted warped bord (nawt unlike muhseff)
Uh oh, wut happend to muh avatar?
Very pretty Black walnut presentation grade board
Woodworkers delight (long, tall, flat as a bord, an ez to nail)
X
X-tra long board(s) fur mai giunt 8,000 piece jigaw puzzul ov Breugel’s “Teh Tower of Babel”
Yin/Yang boards
Zabaglione – fur ebreewun hoo did teh liszt!
“Twisted warped bord (nawt unlike muhseff)” LOL!!
Judson – wud yoo care to . . .splain this a liddl???
Wuts to splain? I’se a liddle twisted and I have a warped sents ob humor. I tries to keep it kleen fer the cheezpeeps but sumtymes I push delimit and fer dat Iz sawy. I fink the pshrinkologist would call dat Boundry Issues but dey are kwazy.
Hmmmm. . .ai think awlmoast ebreebuddee heer haz a slightlee warped scents vo hyoomor.
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An . . kleen?? We can get prettee bawdee heer at taims – but NEBBER wif teh “ick ” factor – oar purrrsonal. Ai maiself hav bin akewsed ov having a “durtee” mind! LOl!!! An hoo duzzn’t???
I treats muh mind lyke I treets muh car, I give it fuel, I give it rest but I only washed it once. Neever one seems to work any better when cleen.
I lubz very pretty blakk wallnut presentashun board. blakk wallnut b soooo pritteee.
We hav several blak walnut trees. A coupla yeers ago we had to cut wun down – it wuz hollow inside. An nao we hav relee grate autdoor planterz. Ai will post a pkschur sum taim
After yoo teech me hao to do it!!
otay j-pak, iz yer pikshurs onna digital camra? duz yew hab dem on yer puter?
Well – no. But ai am planning to get a scannur soon – an THen they will be awn mai pewtr! An ai hav nawt furgotten yur most kind offer ov halp! Just bin too bizzee. Hope to hav sum moar taim reel SOON!!!!!
An joyne teh modern whirrllled!
Dat wua it exzact. I nebber actually signed owtta werdpress but I did shut down and I fergotted to sign back in.
I makez stuff outta wood, toys mostly but some furniture and balck walnut is wonderful wood fer workin, very strong but light an purty straight gran itz ver nyce to work wiffe. I unnerstand itz slightly toxic but INO if dats the sawdust or the wood or the leaves. I know dat the nutz are wunnerful iffen yo donut mind yer hands bein stained fer seberal daze.
ohai judson, wen yer abatar nawt der, making shur yew are logged intew werdpress!! shud fix ebbryting jus fine!!
Ebil pleh tired board
Fawl-daown-an-go-tew-sleep board
Generally pleh board
H…
Icky, hab-no-wun-to-play-wif board
just-nawt-habing-phun board
kinda-hopeless board
L…
Owl….. I haz a kwestyun….. iz u chroniclleee depressed??? oar just a teenager???
midlol-ayje, chronically depressed
if u b depressed mebbee u shud see a medical profeshunal. dey have wayz 2 helping u.
awwwwwww oobark, ai is gettin d’presst jus reedin bout teh boards!! jus gotta due sumfin!! get bizzy!!
shood ai leeve?
dat wuz nawt wut ai ment!!! ai jus noes dat wen ai iz board or d’pressed if ai duz sumfin it halps!! duz yew reeds??
oh, ai noes…wuz jus off’rin, since ICHC is prolly happier wen ai’m nawr heer
Yer fine but I fink dat sum perfeshonal help would be gud fer you. I did it after muh ex-wyfe an I split and I wuz surpryzed that the talk doctor actually helped me git over it better. A n if you go to one who can prescribe medications den he migh be able to give yo sumtin for the short term to hep while you come to terms wiff wutever is bodderin you. Or get a dawg (nawt as interestin as cats but they actually luv you more whyle cats seem only to toler8 us.)
owlee, joo noes i lubs u. u bein heer gibs me teh happy.
No! Yoo shud stop thinking yoo shud leeve!
Srsly – yoo CUD be clinicallee depressed. An that is sorta eezee to fix. But . . .we can trai to halp yoo.. But yoo must also trai.
Nobuddee b chasing u away….wii just trying tuu hep u b moar happee….wii hatez tuu seeing deh Cheezepeepz beeing sad. I, purrsonallee, b taking deh happee pillz. mai Dr. workinged wif mii 2 getting deh rite prescripshun 2 hepping mii wifowt leeving mii feeling awl doped up. Now i haz deh calm brain, no anzyeteez oar major PLEH!! reelee, u ken feeling bedder.
otay, ai feelz beddar alreddi!!1!
ai knoa, JCH4K & cj…sawry
Ai go trak Hurry-cayne Gustav naow.
thxbai
kweschun…….. duz yew feels beddar atwerk? or duz yew onlee bees sad at home wen no wun else is der? jus wundrin…..
Plz 2 making mii a promiss???
Tuezday, u making a Dr. appointment, ‘k?
Adn keep it.
Telling him/her truufullee how u feelz inside.
Adn den follow frew wif deh Dr.z advise.
cweenmj! Yoo ar teh best! Yoo hav sayed teh moast sensibul thing ov awl. That iz egg acktlee waht he must do.
yesh, him shud. but mite nawt………
mai sis alla time complayne bout her job…….. no sic leeve, no benefits, no paid vacashun, but wen ai sujjest her apply fur a job dat pays better n haz alla dat stuff, nao herz mad at me an nawt tawkin tew me. sum times ai fink herz jus like tew complayne….. sigh……an teh werst is dat it will land on mai sholder wen her gets ril sic or sumfin!!
Ai know! Ai hav SEBRAL frenz an relativs laik that. An ai KNOW, If ai cnat, iv ai can’t maek tehm taek care ov themselves, ai will sumday – sumhao – hav to pik up teh peeces.
Oobark – ai here yur voyse inna mai hed- sownds
jest iek Eeyore ! (maeks mii giggle )
yoo cum rite ober heer an sit wit mii- cum on,
ai has byootimus tree kittehs fur da snorgling- -
witch one yoo wantz furst?
ai gotz da whyte velvet kitteh (pinky)
ana da huge gray very floofy kitteh (da brayne)
an mai Moussee kitteh wif da veri dark brown
long shiny hares wit a tiny whyte jabot unner himz
chinn- – -
ak tew ally ai wantz da moussee kitteh for mi
yoo can snorgle one a da udder ones
an ai has luverlee bloo an perpill an green sawftee
floofy blankee, wii wraps yoo in-
WHOOPSI ! sawwy ai ax i dent lee tikled yoo!
Ohai Oobark. Here in Oz wii hab an organisation cawlled ‘Beyond Blue’. Itz helps lotz uv peepl bai helpin dem unnerstan whut dey is goin thru. Dey don’t hab docterz n stuf, jus infermasion. U mite like to hab a look.
Ai will tri tu put onna linkee in separate comment in case weirdpretzel eatz it. Utherwize jus google beyondblue.
Heerz da linkee:
http://www.beyondblue.org.au/index.aspx?link_id=2
http://www.beyondblue.org.au/index.aspx?
By Author Unknown
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it:
“LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you’d walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life,there is only one set of footprints. I don’t understand why when I needed you most you would leave me.”
The LORD replied: “My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”
Reelee cweenmj??? ai dint know that. Ai personallee am nermallee very happee – an hardlee eber get board – so much to do.
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But fur som weeks nao, ai haz a deep sad taht ai cannawt shake. An ai no longer go laffing merrilee thru teh day.
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BUT – ai am shur this will pass. Becuz this is nawt the sayme thing – at leest, ai dont think so – az depreshun. So – Oobark – HAVE yoo bin to a doctor about this? Ai am shur yoo cud be halped an be happee again.
j-pak, yer sad is teh normul…….. yew jus losted a deer, deer fren an yew will prolly nebber gets “over” it, but yew will cum tew terms wiffit, aifinkso
{{{{Jamamkitty}}}}} Ai know. Ai hav lost menee deer frenz (tho this wuz dertainlee wun ov teh deerest – AND unexpected), an ai cud still be happee. It will just aek sum taim.
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An having yoo an cweenmj an teh odder deer peepl iz reelee a big halp fur me.
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But – waht can we doo fur Oobark??? Ai think ai know hao he feels – an wai. But – waht to do??? What he iz going throo is awful.
ifinkso, tew. But if u duzn’t start feline bedder, tawk 2 yur Dr. Mental instability runz in mai famlee. mai G’ma ahd 2 “nervous braekdownz” az dey were kawlled bak den. Sum uv mai kusinz haz gone frew depreshunz. And, az u no, mai son tookinged hims own life. keeping deh nueronz werking rite b verry important. .
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Dere b no reesun peepz cant enjoying life. Eezzer medisin, therapy oar a kombinashun can givving peepz deh kape ability 2 living a full life.
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I luvz deh Cheezpeepz adn wanting dem AWL 2 haz a happee.
oh cweenie, yew haz a LOTSA peeps tew werry bout!! 2500 an countin!!
LOL!! Fur shur! Yoo will NEBBER hav teh taim to get board!!!
Hooz cownting???
not mii, i kant cownt dat hi!
take yer shooos off!! and den teh supts tew!!
Yoo want hur to taek hur sopts off???
onleee sew seh can count all ob her frens!!!
Wut kind uv mewtantz u fink wii b???????
2500 finnerz adn pinkeez on tuu peepz??
cweenmj, u bee teh bestest kind ov mewtant ter iz – teh kind wif teh soopersize freenly jean. Tanks 4 teh {{{{}}}} down der.
*whispers* u eben figured owt my naem. iz relly big-glad-i-iz.
Seams 2 me taht nobodie ebber haz consernz wehn it coems 2 taekeeng medisin 4 beeing sik wif cold, oar wif strep froat, oar CC 4bid getteeng hepl 4 cancer, oar teh obber siks. But it stranglee seams 2 bee diffurunt wehn teh emoshun sied of lief bee nawt workeeing sew well. depreshun iz jus teh saem az ani obber illness. Iz okai 2 c a doctor 4 strep froat; iz okai 2 c a doctor 4 teh sad taht does nawt go awai. Prolly moar important 4 teh sadz since tehy nawt sew eazi 2 fix wifout teh doctor.
I has a happee tath u got help cweenmj. I hoep Oobark getz help 2. ebben dough ai am new hear, he alwayz seams sew sad in such a happee plaec. U hear dat, Oobark???/? Iz okai to aks 4 help frum teh doctor adn ur cheezfrens.
dats berry ubserbant ob yew, BG!! duz peeps fink it is sine ob weekness tew get halps fer nawthappiness??
{{{{{big-gladys}}}}}
(u even haz a glad in ur name!!!)
aiguesso. iz nawt sine ob weekness tho. iz sine ob health adn strength 2 want 2 get better aifinkso.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{awl teh nawthappee peeps who needz 2 aks 4 help}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai eberybuddy — ai just passing by and wants to second what eberybuddy, specially cweenmj, is saying here. it can be so hard, though, to know yerself if you has just a sad, a pleh feeling, a no-enerjy kind of feeling that will pass, or if yew has a depress … when you is in the middle of it. Wun of teh most valuable things yew can have is teh help from those who care about you at times like that.
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so, hey, oobark!! we cares about you!!
Then AI am”glad” taht ai browt teh Zabaglione at teh bottom ov the “board” list!! Wud yoo awl laik sum? It’s reelee kwite deellishun – tho nawt nootrishuus!
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*sip sip sip* *thinks deep thots about happiness* *sip sip sip* It iz so stranj waht exactlee can maek us happee. *sip sip* Ai wuz driving – sum fyew yeers ago *sip sip* frum Stuttgart to Salzburg. *sip* An suddenlee, ai felt lite az a feather *spI and ai NOO that ai wuz TOTALEE an without ene rezervashun *sip* compleetelee happee. It iz indeed a wunderful feline.
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*sip* Teh awnlee kweschun is – hao to keep it?? *pondurs som moar*
Ohai, Phillipe! Ai’m off to sum fyrewerks in a fyoo minits.
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Ai think Oobarks problim iz taht he duzznt hav those peeple there to halp him. Menee peepl dont, yoo know. An then it iz verree hard fur them.
ai nawt noes waht zabaglione iz, butt wif awl dat *sip, sip, sip* u doin, it shore mus bee goooooood.
BG, heer is recipe……… ai finkso cud be high in kolestrol…… how bout sum ice tea? mai bff maded sum iced chai yesterday…….. wuz berri gud
http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/000746zabaglione.php
It iz usuallee laik a kind ov pudding – but in Italee, yoo can awlso find it find it quite – liquidee – an yoo can sip it, too.
Zabaglione
[zah-bahl-YOH-nay] is a simple Italian dessert made of egg yolks, sugar and Marsala wine and served warm. The French refer to this as Sabayon and it is used as a dessert or a sauce. Other variations include the addition of whipped egg whites to lighten the dish, as well as a frozen version.
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oooooooh. iz berry yum, yummie. *sip, sip, sip* who carez about awl teh colessterawl. teh diet starts 2morrow! am glad it comez in a lick quid form. aifinks ai shulda had soem wehn ai was in italy wif mai hubbeh awn our hunkneemoon. gues eye’ll haf 2 maek mia own – affer ai helpz maiself 2 sum moar of JCH4Ks. tanks 4 teh recipee linkie jamamakitty.
thaz a verreh gud start JanetCH4K’s
Gud memreez…keep em cummin…
cancel out teh bad 1’s wif teh gud!!
thaz wut i du… sumtymez i hav tu
reminz misef…akshully lotsa tymez!!
oooh and yummmmmmmmmmi tu
taht stuff yu beez sippin, yummmm
aifinkso a gratitude liszt wud be gud tew keep around
jus wun a day wud be gud…..an makes yew focus onna gud
den as dey bilds up yew has teh remembries to bring yew back tew teh gud!!
1) ai am grateful fur teh lurve ob mai 4 legged dotter, mamakitty
iz gr8 eyedea. got me thru soem ob teh hard teims in mai lief. Can ai ad won? 2) ai am gr8ful 4 teh warm way teh sun shinez on mai faec earlee in teh morneeng wehn ai sit on mai pateeo.
ai likes dat wun!!! ai will be grateful wen teh contractor finishes mai patio sew ai can sit onit…….. an ai will be grateful fur teh flowering beauty in teh pots
in teh meentime ai am grateful fur teh boootiful beads dat ai am abul tew find to combine fur teh purty jooolry
it tuk us 2 ears 2 redo teh hole yard adn 2 mani contractors 2 count. iz so berry niec nao wif awl teh flowers adn teh littul bumblebees awn teh flowrs adn teh birdies adn squirrelies. iz wurf teh effort. i hoepz ur contractor iz werkeeng berry fast 2 get ‘er done 4 u 2 enjoi.
aim grateful fur my wun adn
onlee son who getz wizer
adn mor wunnrful ebry dai…
gud nite saweet peepz…
oh fank yew…….. ai iz tryin tew be pashunt………. *toe-tapping, toe-tapping*
ai moved frum a big house wif lots ob yard tew maintain……. den ai downsized sew wen ai retires ai duzznt has tew werry bout teh yard.. mai townhouse has teh postage stamp bakyard (15′ bai 30′)
teh ladee wuz here before did nuffin inna bak……. wuz onlee grabel n beauty bark an teh weeds an teh concrete pad outside teh slidin door. since it is mai onlee “view” ai decideded tew splurge an make it a pleshur tew luk at….. puttin pavers all over an hab a low wall cross teh bak fur “finishing” an teh rilly big trellis/bench fingee tew grow teh vineee stuffs on. will be bootiful wen is finished an plants in bunches ob pots an wisteria, hunnysuckle an jasmine growin awl ober teh trellis…… it will be teh ebolushun. ai bin buyin teh windchimes an fence decor…….. ai finkso teh pavers will be delivered dis week an him sed him hopes tew be dun by mid-september. *keeps fingers crossed* ai will takes many picks as it takes shape…….. fanks fur lettin me ramble on an on!!!
taht soundz so priteee. ai lubs teh vines. speshully teh jasmine cuz it smellz so gud. ai haev soem passion vine taht will snatch small kidlets iff tehy getz 2 close. groes liek crazeee. i shuld post teh linkee 2 mai blog tehn u culd c teh mess ov teh front of our haus wehn we ripped ebberyting owt, but dat wood mean taht ai wood haev 2 taek pictshoors ov hao it luks nao.
*fingers crossed* 4 u getting teh pavers in.
im a cooter dan dat kitteh!
i love this oic you did very good it is really cute!!!!
I’m so jealous, Winnie!!
Aw, just kidding. Congrats on making the front page.
you be thinkin to dig deeperz in ta litter so you canz hid.
Pass me sum toylit paper, plzk?
Hay! Whoo uze de lazt roll & dint rite onna de shoppin lizt!?
JAKE A LARGE MAIN COON CAT, OWNS MY BED. I HAVE A QUEEN SIZE BED AND SLEEP ON ABOUT 4 INCHES FROM THE LEFT SIDE. HE OWNS ME. AND I LOVE HIM. BUT HE IS A BRAT AND VERY PICKY IN HIS EATING.