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told u not to butt heads wit tath guy!
Cocatulations you… goat nawt secunds!
burfday fairy going to butt in heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trols hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! (burfday fairy iz kinda laet cawz herz ovver Sekrit Idenity iz teh casserole fairy an wuz makin a casserole for fambly at church taht haz noo baby
) heer are fancy party cuppiecaeks in many falvrs!! an shiny noyzmakers,an party bags wif kandees, shiny pensils, bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, an sparkly kitteh stickers!! an knofettiz! (luk for teh happy fayses in teh konfettiz!)
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(an concatshoolayshuns, ohahtahgoosiam, sorry for buttin in o nyor nawt-sekond!)
Theyz a cupola bad kidz.
you are baaaaad too
Ohai Goosie, we haz a tye! wat do u fansi frum teh tye booteek?
Ohai annipuss! Ai needz a bloo kitteh mobile tew hang frum teh kitshun lite. Adn sum bumpersnikkers fur mai Cattilac. Wut wud u liek?
Teh bloo ketteh mobile sowndz fun. Ai fink Ai’ll be a copy-kitteh an haz wun liek u!
Plus, any mobile turnz into a kitteh toy, so it iz 2 fings in wun!
Congratshoelaces, Goosey! Ai duz teh Highland Fling fer yu!
Och aye!
*dansdansdans*
Ohai ly! Carefull wit teh flingin’. Dun wanna thro ur bak owt!
Aiz bein kareful, Goosey.
Heer, catsh!
*Ly tosses Goosey a sword*
Ohai, Ly! Yoo ar gettin kwite internashunul wif yoor dansing. Teh fuutwurk is amazeing.
*wachez feet by swordzez*
Clappity clappity wif floofy paws fer yoo.
An clappity clappity fer Goosey!
Fanks, Godmama!
Och aye!
*dansdansdans*
Well, taht’s wun wai to cut yur tow nayuls!
Ai tole u nawt to butt teh farmer’z butt
Taht RILLY gets hims gote!
Teh gote gotted him nawt sekund!
Wot a silly Billy!
*hed desk*
*hed desk*
*hed barn*
time outz gotez r baaaahd 2 de bone
Now wii on teh hornz of a dilemma
An we is teh scapegoats!
He’z rilly a gud kid.
jus runnin wif teh rong herd
Furst tiem in aches der’s naught elebenty tousnd replys wen Ai log in, butt ai gots nutin to sai.
but wii r glad 2 see u nuntehless!
Fanks!
Iz two!
Iz nawt!
Iz two!
Luks liek tehy been kidding around 2 much
Ayteenth cawmeant!
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OH MY GOD THAT IZ ZOOOOOOO FUNNEH!
Luukes liek wun kid gotted teh uvver wun’s goat;
Butt nawt tuu wurry: thems wuz jes kiddyng aroun;
Butt thems mite butt heds iyf tehy doan wautchit!!
Oar purrhaps tehyre awn teh hornes ov a dilemmma!!
Tehn agen, wun mite hav buttid iyntuu teh uvver wun’s businesss!!
( K, Ai staup naow; Kthxbye!!!)
Nanny sez der will be teerz b4 bedtiem
lolz =)
Iz berry berry kwiet heir 2dai.
yus it iz, AN AI DON LIEK IT!!!
Ai has teh tummy pleh sew ai habnt bin hear az muchly az ai wud liek. Ai felt bedder gettin teh nawt sekkond butt tehn ai hed tew go bak tew bed. Ai bin watching teh nooz awn Himmicane Gustav. It luks bad fur teh peeps awn teh Gluf.
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Iz bery windee at mai haus todai tew. Iz nawt himmicane, jus windee. Wii hab teh tornaydows hear awn teh Northern Plains. DO NOT WANT!
Ai haz been watchin it frum heer in TTI. Ai hoep it izn’t az bad az teh wun 3 yeerz ago.
Ai nebber laik it either! But itz a holiday weak end heer, so ai think maybee menee peepl ar nawt at hoam. An
certainlee nawt at werk.
Tomorrow will probablee slo, too.
yus, ai knoes u can has teh lawng weekendz, lukky u!!!
heer in teh muddle eest, Ramadan begins tumorro. Ramadan iz teh munf wen teh Muslim peeps fast frum sunup 2 sundown eberee day. dis meens dat ai wul b workin frum 9 p.m to 1 a.m. eberee day fur a monf (not weekendz ob corse). so, itz a strange tyme. manee peeps iz sleepin in teh day an ebereebuddy is berree buzy at nite. kinda fun reelee! ob corse as a Christian ai don fast (wudn do meh anee harm doh) so itz eesier fur me dan teh ovver peeps. ob corse dat meens ai cannot eet or drink in public durin teh day eiver. aneeway, timez 2 go 2 bed. nitey nite!
dis whut we gets for bangin’ our head against da wall….
this could be baaaaaaad….
broad side ob de barn, we canz 2 hit itz
HUSHUP! I fink they’re tawking abowt us, I’m purty shuir heard sumbuddy say Cabritto!
Reminds me of Samuel Coleridge’s “Dejection: An Ode.”
that is really funny what were the goats doing like tat they are goats write????????
Hope mom hurries up with the super glue remover.