teh often-overlooked crazy cat man
der iz awlso da crazy kitteh dat keeps old ladeez.
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maeks gud couple wiff cat lady!
Congratshumalashuns, Hashim awn ur nawt sekund and teh return uv Simba!
fanks annipuss!! Simba haz returned but haz been sleeping all day!! he woke up once,
asked fur fud and den snoozed agayn!! its 4 PM right naow and he haz been snoozing from 9 AM!!1!
Dat iz teh best fing fur him – sleep iz offen teh best medisin. Kittehz seam 2 noe dat.
ya, iz jus waiting fur him to get up so we canz put sum medicine on himz wound…
should wake up any minute naow…
Ai haz 2 go owt naow 2 get mai papur b4 teh rane starts – teh wether man sed we aer goin 2 hab storms soon. BRB!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!
My lawndry!!!!
ur lawndrey, it had a flavr! o wait.. i wasnt supposed to say dat! *runs away*
ok!! storms… naow i hate storms!! dat iz da fing dat got meh kitteh hurt!
Simba woke up and had sum fud!!1!
and iz naow asleep for da third tiem….
YAY for Simba!
Ai duz teh Highland Fling fer him!
Och Aye!
*dansdansdans*
Ohai Lyanthya!!
dis iz da fourth tiem itz happening!! he jus’ wake ups and asks fur food and
goes to sleep!!
i fink he’z taeking advantage for the sympathy!!
dat simba be a sneeky wun, ai finkso! Gibs him a hugz an a skritch frum meh!
ohai Hashim — ai am so glad to hear of the return of Simba teh kat. It was teh nawt-second thing I wanted to find out about when I logged on to ichc this morning. so, yew can see that there are frenz all over the whirled thinking about the kitteh. hooray for simba.
fanks Phillipe d’Beaker and moe!!1!
yesh, Simba iz bery sneaky indeed!! he returned dis morning and haz been sleeping and eating and sleeping and eeting summore and….
wat a lief it must be fur him!!
Ohai Hashim! Ah jus wantz 2 tell u how happee ah am 2 here dat Simba comez bak! Poor bebe he mus hab bean sew skared. Ah haz a big happee dat he made itz home!
ohai, hashim, i lefted yoo messij – i iz so glad taht simba camed bak home!!gib him gud snorgles frum me an tell him to not be a nawty kitteh an run away any more!!
conga-rats Hashim – how ar yu dis fyn mornin afta Caturday?
iz fine fanks!!
howz about u?
well it be 11am heer in TTI an I haz dun 2 lowds of lawndry (an hung dem owt to dry), tidied teh bed-rooms an cleened teh baffroom so I iz feelin I desurv a brake … Time 4 a cup of tee an a sit down I finks!! Oh!! An I helpd fill a ‘treshure chest’ so my short persun cud have a treshure hunt in teh garden wif her frend!!
Productive mornin all rownd!!
cool!! treasure hunt-WANT!!1!
wats in da tresure chest btw? cheezburgerz??
eben when i halp mah momcat wiff da chores, i feel sum satisfaction dan i sits
on da pooter, or else, iz askeered dat mam would shout and say, “DO SUMFIN CREATIVE!1!” *sigh*
teh treshur chest had necklusses an perls an very shiny monies and a TIARA. Most byootymus fings 4 littul girls to find in teh garden.
An … we is creatif, I am sure!!
An now I has to go – my beloved needs cawfee!!
oh… thats good!!
ya, i know we’re creative, its jus’ taht teh parents dun understand…
Dats a berry productif mornin, Sawa!
Awl I’ve dun is got up, had sum doritos and com on here!
And mai congrashulashuns to Hashim for anuva stunnin purrformance on teh nawt-sekkund spawt!
fanks aydrean!! and DORITOS!! i can haz sum too?? i lub dem, wif cheez dat iz!!1!
I hab eated dem for 15 minuts nao, Ai be savurin tha flava
But ov corse, *Hands 50 paketz ov dotitoes ova*
Foar yur nawt-sekkund purformance!
50 packets O_O
dat would last meh fur munffs!!1! *nomnomnomnomnom open packet nomnomnomnom…*
k…. i didnt expect it to finish dem all naow
*Nom nom nom*
Ai also lyk tha chilli flava- but Ai haff to hav a glass ov water wiv dat!!1!
Ai be need for mai daili latte, Bee Arree Bee!
da electricity iz going to go naow, talk to u in an hour, bye!!1!
Oh, crazee cat man!!! Hopes you r not a merryd cat man!!! I haz fallen fur You!!!!! We can bee teh Bradee Bunch of Kittehs!
Ai am hur. Pliiz innerduse us.
OH!!!! Are you crazee cat man???? Such a rare creechur in dis wurld!!!!Mos mens are not Kitteh-friendlee. Manee ebil mens will trow kittehs aout teh truck window for sittin on teh Harlee Davidson gas tank. Meen, meen mens!!!!! I haz profile on dis site. I also haz sooo manee kittehs! Five babee Kittehs to adopt aout den Mommeh gets her surguree. Pleeze check aout my profile on dis site! Will You Be My Nayber??????
Dey iz raerer dan cat laydeez
hehehehe – SNAP, annipuss!!
GMTA!
I fink dey be rare becawz teh foward tinkin cat laydees snap dem up yungz …
he must accep…acc…knows is luv me luv my kitteh!
mai dreem is 2 retyre 2 teh Karoo (beeyootiful region ob SoufAfrica wiv lotsa beeeg faams an teenee tinee towns) an bye an owld hoose, wid wooden floorrs an a beeg gahden wiv fwuit twees an as many kittehs as wanna come an lib wiv meh! o, an den ai wanna rite alla buks aive evur dreemed ob riten. *sigh* yeh, dats wut ai wanna doo…
tht sounds luvly! I hopes u cans won day.
I rly wants to go bck to Rome n halp all teh kittehs in teh kitteh sanct….san…safe plaice in teh ruins. I tink is my favrit plaice in all teh wrld.
Ai lubbs dose kittehs. Ai offer yew mai survices as a arc..ark…person who digs fings up, liek Indy Jonez, student. Ai can gits teh kittehs outta ruins wiffout hurt kitteh oar ruin!
Its teh lesser spawted crazy cat man!
sub-species.
VERY rare.
only found in da Amazon rain forest
An dis iz wat teh cat man do.
“cat man do” … isn dat in teh Nepal, wid alla bootiful mowntains?
watch owt! its teh kittehburgrlar!
he stealedz al teh kittehs!
Iz way 2 errly 2 be up. Iz only 4AM heer in Oreegun. Needz 2 go bak 2 bedz wid dah Kittehs,,, dey liks ta Snorgle…
Snakes and snails and puppy-dog tails
That’s wut kitteh guys are made of
That was my Runescape charactername lol *stares dreamily into nothingness*
OMG long haired cats, all of dem! can you imagine the shedding?
Dat meny floofy kittehs shedding on hard wood floors gibs yu dust bunnehs thet roll around inna breeze. We call dem tumble dust at r howse.
Rollin, rollin, rollin.
Keep dem doggies rollin…
Move ‘em on, head ‘em up
Head ‘em up, move ‘em out
Rawhide!
Yep. Wi haz a few dust bunnehs at r place.
Aiz not shure hez akchully crazy catman…. He lives in howse nawt old skool bus. Praps hez jus catman but nawt so crazy (yet).
no, it must b a total nitemare
Ohai cheezpeeps!! Mai huzbin abowt to be krayzee kat guy…. I leave today from Tulsa, bound for Knoxville!!
I has a Truck (14 foots), a traylur, my kar, a buncha stuffs whut dint sell at teh yardsael, three kittehz, wun gecko…. an nowhar to put mai obburnait bag. *sigh* I put it in teh kar, I guess.
–Elfi
yikez dat soun liek qwite an unnertakin. Hab a safe tripz!
Good Ruck, Elfi! Let us knows yoo gits der sayf, k?
Hugs!
Drive safe elfi!!
Dans, dans, dans wif joi!!!
Happee,, happee, joi, joi!!!
Elfi goez 2 beeing wif her hubby!!
Dat deh bestest newz!!
{{{{elfi}}}} {{{elfi huzbin}}}}
* weeek weeek weeek*
o hai cweenmj! looong tiem nawt tawkin tu yu
Oh Hai guinness piggeh!! i has seeinged u, but not wen u wuz on. Iz u still heer? oar iz u gone agin??
*whispurrs* cweenmj. He roted that *cownts* nyne ours ago. An he iz in teh TTI. Fur him it iz 5 O’clock in teh morning. Tho – ai spose – he CUD be up.
U is gettin away frum dat jurky roomate, Elfi? YAY!!!!
lubs! {{{elfi}}}
gud luck drivin!!
hope ur trip iz safe and sound an qwick!!1!
Salam, Hashim!!! teh werd fur today is
today!!
Salam Jamamakitty!!1!
da word today is “aaj”
“aa” is pronounced liek “ahh” and j is… liek a J!!
fanks fur taking da classes!!
kthxkeepontakingdaclassesbai!
we had kwite a discusshun about yer class after yew went to snoozeville… yew mite be sprized who shows up fur yer class!!
Salam Hashim, how are yew aaj?
im fine!! u mean…. that im an official teacher now?? o.o
oh my, dat waz qwick!!
yew mite want to haz a sign up sheet fur us…… den yew cud get teh x-tra credit in skool…..mite be!!!
k, sowwy but ha to go sleep naow
talk to u… tomorrow??
bye bye!!
nitey nite! ai will czech in fur a nooo werd tewmorrow!
Tomorrow we ar lerning Czech?????/
we cud!! yew smarty pance!!!
Nawt so smart! Ai’m traing to find LadyMondegreene’s recepshun – becuz ai ar transkribint it befoar it getz loast – an ai cant find it! It wuz just a cople days ago. Oar??? Do yoo know??
.
An tehn we can lern. . .Malyalam???
An tehn maybee Slovakian????
wuz last fursday……..
AH!!! FURSday!! So long ago? Seems awlmoast laik yesterday. But thank yoo verree much.
Taht will save me a lot ov taim. Though serching iz SOOO interesting!
yesh it is fun but ai get all distracted an furgets wut ai wuz lukkin for!!
But nao, alas – ai mut go to bed! Ai’m fawling asleep heer at teh pewter!
Gud nite!
*Pet meh! No, me nawt-second! Dad, fluffy stoal meh mousie! Hay, de box kneeds cleaninz! Wears meh kibblez? Iz meh turn 2 sleepz inna roun kitteh bed! No,mine! Qwit pushin u guis! Ur tailz inna meh faice!*
Dat’s a lotta floofy grabby paws vie in fur a ten shun.
I iz not oberluked!
Whutta small-timer! All I see is about 10 kats. Mah purr-sonal best was 17!
Then I met a dawg-person….
{{{{{johnson442}}}}} yoo reelee had 17???? Hao awn urth did yoo do it?? Ai can just barelee keep up wif four!!
My landlawrd sed if I’s gitz one mor kitteh dat I wuld be crazy kat guy. I onlee haz two kettehs….
SIGH..l. bein single and 37 and a ketteh person is ruff
Beeg Gyez can has t3h
Kittehz, 2. Muss habz sturdee
vakkyume cleener 4
sheddeeng Kitteh hayr.
Floofee Kittehz canz jam upz
vakkyume cleener fasst!
Beeg Gye hoo lubz t3h
Kittehz iz nawt crayzee. Himz
juss misundurstood
Jack.
Aih tink dey R teh awesum !!
Ownli teh peeps whoo apreshia8te en rezpectz, indivuwalitee en indeependz R trooo kitteh lubbers. Fine qwalitees furr anee bodi tew haff, maeks Beeg Gyes Beeger.
Specially if thez ken use a vakkyume cleener tew !!!
WANT !!!1!!!
Heer, heer!!1!
ai ar marryed tu one o demz. He vakuums an lubs teh kitteh. He eben kleenz da baffroom an da lidder bockx.
DAMN!
Shuddun we all b groomin our boi chiles to grow into Cat Gentlemens? Hao kin tehy go rong wif lernin clenleenis, tyme to nom, tyme to nap, pest controll, an takin tymes to snorgle? An sayin prers to CC, an showin fection wif hed bonks, purrs an leg rubz? Wut gurl wudden wunt taht in hur mans?
Enneeboddee hoo luuves teh kittehs tihs muches bees a veree speshul purrson; kudoes tuu him foar hims luuv ov creechures;
(Ai fink CC smyolols espeshually awn peeps liek taht!!!)
Ohai cheshirekittehkat!!1!
long tiem no talk!! where u haz been nowadays?? i haznt seen u recently!!
Teho? Izzat yoo?
Ai offen wundured waht Teho luuked liek!!!!!
Teho iz reeelee cyott!
O.M.G. Ai goes awai fur teh weekend tew teh beech, an’ dey putz up mai lol. Kewl!
Conga ratz shoelaces Mizz Belle!!! tis verrily a wundermous lol!!!
elebenty 2 u!
Fanks yew! Ai beez at werk, sew cannawt share mai happie wif peepulz yet…buh Ai did sneek a fone-caw tew mai boi, sew Ai culd tell hims, becuz Iz mai Nawt-Seckond front page!
hurray fur yew!!!! *ai haz a liddel jelussss*
ai hazznt see yew onlion fur awiel!! yew mus be teh bizzy ladeeee!!
Yooz lookz lik uh fella I culd be frendz wit. Gotta luv thoze kittiz, gotz a duzen of mi ownz.
He’s the Cat Whisperer!
I needz to meet me a crazy cat gentleman!!
Me think…he haz cheezburgerz, id bein swarmin 2…
Looky! Iz mai next huzbin.
He duz look like a good catch!
Sorree!!!!! I dibs crazee cat man!!!! I need soon cuz my freshness date expirin’ reel soon.
Eleven cats! ELEVEN! OMG that’s nuts!
Nutz? Yeah…ai agree. One shud hav at leest 12 kittehs. An 14 wud be better.
I just looked again. I was wrong. There are twelve!
That cat guy is not bad-looking but looks too much like Billy Bob Thornton for my taste.
Now ladies, if you can’t FIND a cat guy you can MAKE one. I did. My husband was a dog person when we met. We went on 3-4 dates before he came over to my house, and I told him flat-out I have cats now, I will always have cats so you better like it. Don’t ever ask me to get rid of one or all of the cats, because YOU will be gone before they are. Got it? He nodded yes and commenced to making friends with all my cats, especially Pearl, the oldest one.
A few years later when Pearl was 12 she got a tumor on her spleen and we had to say goodbye to her. When I was in the vet’s office, crying in front of the cage and feeling such terrible pain and sadness at this awful impending loss, I looked behind me and saw my husband crying too. I felt such great love for him then, I can’t even put it into words. It was even more so when I realized my first husband would have said, “It’s just a cat” and I’d still be in prison today for murder because I’d have killed him for it. Pearl was waaaaay more than just a cat, she’d been my baby girl all her life.
My “converted” cat man is the best and there’s no reason why you can’t make just as good a one for yourselves, so don’t discount a “non-cat” man right off. They can be won over!
*sollumlee* Dat r juss bootimuss.
Crazy Cat Man, will u marree mee? I r juss a big fat donkee butt I willz gibs u
lots ub lubs.
kthxbai.
Wut a sweet storee, dooflotchie! Yu found a grate fella!
Dis is frein of mine. Gud person, loves kittahs! Dunno how his pic came to be here!
I dunno, look at de shirt wiff his name on it. I fink dis is the repair man who just arribed at the crazy cat ladie’s howse to fix the fridge after finishing up a jawb at the meat packing plant. No wunders the kittehs luvs him, he smells lyk bacon cheezburgerz.
Wutt? wutt? U meenz….*sob!* dis r not REELEE teh crazy cat man?! Him juss
wandurred in???
*trots off disgruntulled*
Wate!!! Dawn-key! U dropt dis!
* runs aftur Kafleen wayvin teh gruntul dat she dropt*
*snurt*
awwwwwww {{{{{Kafleen}}}}} ai noes, ai noes. iz almos as sad as findin out teh toof fairy nawt rilly rill…….
*wunders wut he came tew teh haus tew fix*
Ai dunno…mebbe teh:
Attic fan – clogged wif cat hair
Borked vaccuum cleener – clogged wif cat hair
Can Opener – jus plain wore out
D ?
NO! NO! MUS be crazee cat man!!!! No mens lyke mii after dey findz aout I has Kittehs!!!! I need to findz man hoo lykes kittehs. Uddrwise I be single furever. Bin single MANY yeers razin’ mai kids to bee Kitteh luvvers. It’s werf it. OK wit single but now kidz all grone an’ gone, all good kidz. Now Ai need more dan kittehs. I want to sher my kittehs wit crazee cat man or sumwun lyke him. Stoopid mens wantz mii to get rid of Kittehs. Ober mai ded bodee!!!! Mai howse kleen an smellz gud. Litter boxez clean. Kittehs get brushie, too.
Ai feelz bettur naow, vent is gud.
you look after many cats, give me a cat please! i am from indonesia, in my country many cats in the streets but the cats are very bad, not like you have