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Ai haz a hongree
An Ai need noms naow.
Congrashulashuns Annipuss!
Sillybrashuns?
A Kitteh haz to eet, y’know.
Thx. It’s neerlee tiem fur affernoon snakk – cup of tee an sun froot wud be gud.
Heer yew are- *Hands froot an tee ova*
Me finks I’wl halp meself to a apul!
mai aye haz a banananana pleeze?
Concatulashuns annipuss.
4 ur sillybrations aifinks sum cantaloups sounds gud. Here ebberiwon. Haev sum. iz yummi.
Yiz, eyez can tell datz whut the kitteh saying: naow? naow??
Iz maybee cheezburgers in pan?
NUmmy! wantz NomZ! Pweeeese !
Kitteh shud wate ’till iz cuked.
‘Coz fud poisonin- DO NOT WANT!!1!
ai hopez is ready now ai hongree tos i need noms
Iz yew hongree liek dis kitteh? LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC4eEuURH8c
dat kitteh aks leik it neber had noms bfore…ai didn’t noe if ai wuz watchin kitteh, or tazmaynien debil.
On dat U-Toob page u hab founded da mudder-lode uv splort.
*SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
onoes!!! ai nawt berry eggsperryensd wif teh splort-aid, but tryz mah best tu halps yu, MarthaV.
*sweepy, sweepy, sweepy*
*scoop up awl MarthaV’s braynses an puts tehm bak in her hedz: plop*
*puts CHRG awn MarthaV’s hed*
*sekyoorz CHRG wif dukk taep: skrrrrrk, snap, taeptaeptaep*
*wraps Martha inna sawft bloo blankie wif dayziez awn it*
*pourz MarvhaV sum hotchokklit*
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Haz sum hotchokklit, MarthaV, it maekz yu fiil moer bedder. An heerz a chokklit possim an sum kuukyz.
My girl cat goes crazy when I play this video. She starts trying to find that hungry kitten.
Jus a byte? Pleeze? A nibblez? A lil taste? Pleeze? Pleeze? (hed bonks & pointy bitz inna back ob hooman leg)
Pleeze to entertain mai question? The abilitee to “favirte” a LOL . . . itz gon? No seem to werky, can’t find teh buttin, even if logd in. I haz a sad.
ah am sorree elizabeth, ah knoz dat udder cheezepeeps iz habin dis problemz alzo. Mebbe u cud sabe itz 2 ur pooter sew u cahn stillz hab de lol?
Ah dunno wat iz goin on wif dat, ah still seez de “favorite” buttonz
I bleeve dat peepl uzin fyrefox hab trubble favritin lols. Aer u awn fyrefox?
iz on firefox, saem problem here *sigh*
Ohhh. Mini thx evreebuddy fer the responze. Yesh, I r usin the fyreyfox. Used twerk on it OK. No mor. Maybee the great cheezpeeps will b fixnit wen dey get the timz. I see nao. Kthxbye.
I can has gooshy food nao?
I can has creem-o-weet? It instant.
creem-o-weet pleh! kitteh wantz cheezeburger!
can opuner like soundz detected
ai doan ebben wanna imagin da faic ob da poor lidlol kitteh iffn she fins owt its beens in da can an nawt cheezburgr.
we alwais has to open teh gushi fuds nawt secund, TEHN open teh beens or corn or over can fuds. eben wif hand-crankee openr, we gets ME, ME, ME, ME… den OW, OW, OW, OW frum teh pointee endz. adn don eben maek me talk about the rattlee treet packages.
ai finks mi kitteh kan heer dat frum a mile away!!!!!!
der iz a mostlee feral kitteh who libs in teh ‘hood. Himz ashully belongz 2 teh naybors, but himz askeerd ob ebberiwon. Eben he can hear teh rattlee ob teh treet packag adn ai c him cowereeng in mai garden shortlee affer ai open it. manee dayz now ai ben lebbin teh greeniez 4 him on our pateeo. Ebery dai himz comez closer adn closer adn closer 2 letting me pet hiz beeg floofy self.
keep goin. tehy canot resist teh rattlee treets. no mattr how wilde.
3 of mai kittehs waz feral TO START WIF. LOL!!
ai will. himz such a floofie kitteh adn muchlee in need ov lubs adn snorgles nawt 2 menshion teh brusheeng.
kitteh wants a wittle nibble? plzzz?
I standed i can nom now?
Pashunts…yer doin it kitteh-lyke.
i can haz… whutever it is ur makin?
whut a luvelee kleen kitchn. but plz to feed teh kitteh soooooon.
My kittehs won’t beg for food, nor will they eat anything dropped on the floor. Todai I had turkei bacon (cooked) dropped; they batted at it like it was a toy, then ignored it.
My kittehs must be weird…
nawt reely, 1 ob mien (Murphy) wil beg liek diz, mew & cry, neerly climbz up de bak ob meh leg. Den iffen ah cabe in (ah fallz fer it ebery tiem) & putz a lil ob wateber it iz down fer her, she luks at itz like “Meh!” & walkz awai.
*gigglol* thats whut ai call kittehtude ^^
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
habz been playeengz awlll nyte lawwng.
Wantz gooshee fud NAOW!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
hurds t3h canz oapunnurr andz ranz
az fasstz az himz coodz!
T3h can oapunnurr
letz owtz lushuss sentz. Kitteh
no can halpz himmself
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
Kitteh High-coo:
Kitteh seez dah fuds you has
Him wants to has dem
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
De Enz — an wifout corms
*clappity clappity X 2
Fuud muste bees reddy bye naow; Huh, huh, huh???? Reddy, suune? Ai ar reddy, wye fuud nawt reddy?
Naow?? Haow muches launger??? Huh, huh?? Smelles duhn;
Ai ar starbbing; almoast? naow?
O guud, iys reddy naow: nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom…………….!
(teh above cuud awlsoe appliey tuu a hyuoomin toddler, wifaowt missyng a beat) !!
Ai wanna faboritate tihs pic! WAAAAH!
Yu can! Under teh lol iz “cationed by” and clic on Maybaby’s blu naem. Go 2 his/her lols and faborit der.
BTW, gud job Maybaby onna grate capshun and meny conga rats on maekin teh Frunt Paige!!!1!
Ai jus wented tehre…tihs lol nawt tehre…oa, well, ai’ll lib.
Luk agin. Iz der onna 2nd paige of lolz.
Maybaby haz bin busy maekin funnees. An ai tink it taeks meny days frum win a lol iz made till it reech teh frunt paige.
Fank U, 3 Cattails! I gots it faboritted, iffin you want 2 get it frum mai profyle, oobark. Da pikshur iz der, in Maybab’s LOLs, awn da reel sekund paje, a fink so. It tooked mii awhile 2 fynd it…
Gud moaningz, ckk & eberywun else. Wud sumwun PLEEZ fee dat kitteh???
kthx
OOBARLK
OOBARK, eben…PLEH!
Ohai OOBARK!!
how r u dis at fine day?
watching online updates awn HHurry-cayn Gustav. Yoo no wurrt abaot meh; ai r far awai frum it.
Haow yoo beez, Hashim?
u iznt any where near da hurricane, right?? be safe!!
iz fine, fanks!!
Ohai, Hashim! Teh nawt sekkund ting Ai dided dis moarning (about 8:00 am here) waz luk 4 newz ob Simba! Sew glaad hez back wif u! Teasel waz berry wurried 2 about herz frend an wented awt 2 luk fur himz, tinking maibe he comez half way round teh whirlled in hiz skeerdness!
{{{Simba}}} and {{{Hashim}}} 2, fur takin such gud care ob Simba!
fanks teasel for caring so much!! gib him a scritch and a snorgle frum me, k?? hez bery nice!!
Simba iz better naow, but still cant walk straight and is a bit petrified!
He will b bedder soon! Kittehs r bery resil…rezeal…able to recobber kwik-lik frum bad stuff. Heer iz a softee, floofy blankee wif pikshurs ov dandansdansing kittehs awl it fur Simba to cuddle in.
*sendz blankee half way rond teh whirrld*
*blankee drops softly necks 2 Simba*
*Simba curlies up an purrs…He has Hashim an a new blankee…jus waht he needz…*
fanks teasel!!1! Simba lieks da blanky bery muchly!! *purrr purrrr*
ifz u dun mind, canz i send Simba to u so he can play wiff teasel?? he iz a bit scarded and lonely….
I r sew halpful.
U putz fudz in bohl n gibs it 2 me. Hao hard ken it be?
Hashim left a message for bluesfan473
“Ohai bluesfan473!!1! naow, i also haz a happee dat Simba iz bak!! i hope he remains here!!”
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Ai wish ai gnu haow to dew taht.
haow 2 dew wat Oobark? 2 leeve mezzage? Iz eazy butt de cheezepeep haz 2 bee onna yer frendz lizt.
Iffen datz nawt wat u meanz den ah apolererergizez
Gud mornin, oobark! Ai lefted u ah messaje!
YAAAAAAAAY!!! ai jus lefteded teasel a massage…ummm…a message! Ai haz a happi!
o goodie!! i thought u knew about it…. but…. naow u do!! *happy dansdansdans*
Iz EZ. Jus leev msg in box onna chezfren’z profile paige.
WAAAAAT? Yoor cukkin vegggggggtbles! Noooooooo! I wantz
Albacore
Bacon
Cheez (of corse)
Darling liddle bits ov chicken
Eggz
F…..
Fresh sushi
Gushifud
Hot pancakes wif vur-mont maple syrup
I …
Iguana soup(nawt dat i liek it!)
Jalapeno flavr noodles
Krispy chikin
L…
Italian snausages
Joosy cheezeburgers
Kippers
L….
Lady fingers (reel wuns)
Mousies!
Newtrisous noms
Oranj fuds, DO NOT WANT
P…
Lotsa kitteh treets
Mausburgerz
Nice, BIG, JOOSY mausburgerz
Opshunul birdieburgerz
P…
(nom nom nom…luv teh opshunul bridieburgerz
)
Heh-heh-heh! Guess dat ‘splains the winged remanz on ye front porch!
Uh…yeah…Ai cud sweepee dem up, but Ai leabes dem az ah warnin 2 udders dat mai haus iz protekeded bai kittehz!
u had birdieburgers!!??….. wiffout meh!
Sry…der will b moar later, Aim sure!
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Nawt ebberywun heededed teh messaje ob teh birdie parts awn mai porchez.
I jus went 2 close teh front door an Cotton was der wif a “frend”. Sew nao der iz a few moar partz on teh porch to serve as a warning.
*pls doonawt tell Maus dis*
K,thx, an Ai am runnin awai nao. BBL!
ohhh… so who eber cumz in ur howse seez dis and murmers “mommy” and runs away!/
dey fink ur kitteh iz vicious and liek a bulldawg!!
HeeHeeHee! Dat iz funnee, 2 fink dat sweet, lovey Cotton wif herz pinkee nose an pinkee ears an liddle pinkee pawz wud cud be vicious liek a bullgoggie! Seh luks sew cyoot an innocent seh foolz herz prey!
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Frendz kno itz safe, but Ai hope teh sales peeples an teh politikz peeplez an teh peeplez asskin fur munnies cry fur der mommies an runz awai!
ya, i know she iz bery sweet and cuddlely and snorglish and sweet(did u say dat)
…. i waz referring to da parts and feathers on da floor, da peepz will fink dey’z next!!
Ai hope sew (dat teh bodee partz skeer teh peeples)! Iffn dey r nawt frends, Ai meen!
Ai polly shud klean dem up tho…it will be hawt 2dai….eeeeww!
Maib Ai jus put pikshur onna door taht attack cat libes heer!
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Ai gonna go reedz mai papurr nao an getz sum noms!
Hab a gud dai Hashim an ebberywun!
Speekin as wun uh doz frens…Aiz nawt skeerd atall…a leetle creeped out, but nawt skeerd!
peeza wif lots of cheez
quackers wif eben moar cheez
reely beeg bowl ob gushie fud sprinkled wif cheez
oops. 4got teh
s….
Squids, slimee
Tuna, Bluefin
U…
Der wonce waz a kitteh naemed Tuxie
Who kneaded 2 eatz teh fud muchly
He stud on himz littul feets
Saying gib mai mi meets
Oar my pointee endz will pierce UR buttsie
*Floofy pawz clappity clappit clap*
:snert:
gud one!!
Piggy parts in plenty of gravi
Qwik cooked Qwality moose meets
Racks of prime ribs
S…
Sushi
Tacos wiff… ob course, cheez!
Under cooked chikin
V…
voles
walrus wif the bukkit
x-ray fishes wif tartar sauz
Yoke wiff cheez!
Zebra stripe big meet stripes!!
Vats of gofer goobers
Wafflez wif gravy
Xtra servings of chikkin parts
Y…
yak, roast of
zebra toes!!
TA DA!!
wat an entry Jamamakitty!!
*clappity clappity*
how is yew Hashim? wut is teh expression fur Hello in yer country? yew duz sew gud in our language, ai wud like to hab at leeeest wun werd ob yours!!!
*mamakitty is purring wif a happy fur simba comin hoam an sez simba shud drink lots ob water!!*
cauz most of here iz muslim majority, so we say “Salam” to da person we meet!!
if u wants, i can teach u a word of urdu eberyday!!
we say it liek, “Salam Jamamakitty!! how r u?”
Salam Hashim!! ai wud like tew lern a nooo werd ebbrydai!! Fanks!
ok!!
u just say a word, i’ll translate and tell u!!
otay, gud finkin!!! an if ai onleee lerns wun werd eeech dai ai cud maybeee rememberz dem!
ya, dats da best way fur learning dem! i tried to learn japanese in one day and i dont remember a single word i learnt!!
ai rememememberz hao tu sai “baka” in Japaneez. it nawt so polyt, ackshully — meenz “bewaqoof”, LOL!
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(fur teh non-Urdu speekrz, meenz “fool”)
or idjit
waznt it bakayaro??
or hab i forgotten eberyfin
BTW iz niec ideer dat yu an jamamakitty haz got, wun werd/dai. ai gonna tyoon in, tuu, iffn yew don’t myndz! Ai finkso Urdu r teh moast ellygint langwaj ai haz ebber heered (fur speekin an writin, tuu!).
mebbeh Hashim will haz teh Urdu skool!!
cum wun, cum awl!!!
das a greatz idee, ah writes dem down so ah donz fergit
Salam cheezefrendz!
Mebbee tamara u tellz uz word fer kitteh?
Ohai bluesfan473! ai dunno if Hashim iz Muslim, but ifn he iz, u cn say “Ramadan Kareem” 2 him. teh Muslim holy munf ob Ramadan starts tumorro or teh nex day (dependin on teh moon) an itz kinda like sayin Merry Christmas 2 a Christian.
tho mebbe fer sum ob de woidz u cahn alzo tell uz how to pronownce dem pho-net-ikally pleez?
Ai’m prittee shore dat Hashim is muslim – he said sumfing `bowt pork bein bad in anuther plaes.
no problemo senhor! lessee… Rum-ah-dahn Kah-ream , yus datz rite, aifinkso
o an Salaam wud be Sah-lahm (itz akshoally Arabic not Urdu) teh formal greetin wud b : Salaam Aleikum (translated more or less as “Peace be yours)(or Peace be unto you) reply wud b Aleikum Salaam (and unto you, peace)
tank u AfriCat!
Ah knowed cheezeland wud be funz, naow ah is learnin somting 2. Bonuz!
yep, salaam r arabik. Urdu be a mikx ub Arabik an proto-Hindi. It berry modern/yung langwij, oanly couple hunnert yeerz owldz. Teh birfplaec ub Urdu wuz India (nawt teh part dat becamed Pakistan in 1947, but moastly Lucknow sity, witch r kwite far awai frum teh Pak border.
‘Skooze me
I orderd de cheezburger?
Vegematariun burgerz dat smellz lyke da reel ting
Wole lottza cheezburgerz
Xtra cheez on da burgerz
Y not hab one moor cheezburger
Zooper dooper big cheezburgerz
ohai OL!!! yew can haz cheezburger??
ai’ll share one of dem vegemetarium onez wid yew… ai onlee buy da onez dat taystez lyke da reel ting. Ai hab a wole weet bunz, all kindza con.. kondi.. stuff to put onna burgerz.. Lunch tyme, ebery one!!11!!!! BTW da Dr Pepper iz in da kooler.
ai has tew cormfess dat ai haz nebber tryed teh begetarium burger…….. but ai iz eetin less meat deez dais, ai shud trai wun
dr. pepper beez a liddul sweet fur me……. iz mai sis’s bevrij ob chois
Ai lykes da DP cauz it iz de onleest one dat tastez gud after sittin in mai car all dai long. (Even tastez gud warmed up). Yu will hab to try lottza differnt brandz ob veggieburgerz til yu fin one dat yu lyke. Da majorest drawback is da teckztur. Sum branz ar bedder dan oders. Mai hueh lykes Grillers but ai lyke Boca. Oppz…look at da tyme… gotta go fix mai BFF’s computur setup sinz her X tore it up when he lefted. TTYL (talk to you later.)
ok, iz going to sleep naow… i know itz a bit early fur meh but haz to go sumwhere in da morning!! Bye Bye!!
**THUD!**
**zzzZZZZzzZZZ**
WANT!
WANT NAO!
*SPLORT*
Ai haitz tew beg, but I wantz tew faboritate tihs lol. Cood sum1 faboritate it sew ai can, plz?
kthxbai
Ai faboritted it, oobark! Jus go to mai faborites awn mai profyle an u shud c it an be able to fab it!
weeeeeeeeeeied!!! Ai went there; it said ai faboritated that lol; ai cheked mai faboritated lols; it wuzn’r there; sew, ai went bak tew yoar pro-fiyol; un-faboritated it; and re-faboritated it…an’ nao it’z in mai Faboritz.
oopz..furgotted tew sai ‘fang kew,’ sew…FANG KEW!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird, eben
Tuna-noodul kasseroal!
*HOALD TEH NOODULZ*
The kitteh: the eternal 3-year-old…