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pew pew pewpewpewpew pew
to have the pewpewpew to obliterate left-lane bandits……WANT
oar teh gie whu kutted u orf…bwahahahahaha
oar the rat-bassturds who think those pretty blinking lights on the corners ovva car should be saved for the holidays…..
oar teh wunz who nebber ebber turn de pretty blinking lites off . . . .
Ai must say gud nite. Ai just red waht Dan rote an saw “Taim Bandits.”
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I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to sleep. . .
Dis kitteh am Roy Batty?
As Janet dreams of electric sheep?
that is a good one…kudos
Janet am replicant?
oar a skin-job (dough dats a kinda ruud term, innit?)
Hai Homescribe!!!! Purrrrrfekt. An so nice to see yoo again!
An yur “pew pew pew” – o deer! It remindz me ov Melissa, master of the “pew pew!”
oh hai janet … naise to see u toooo … evil wurk overlords maeking me wurk too hard all uv teh tyme … homescribe hardly no whut end is up
oh, that iz so krooel!
Ai hope yoo will soon hav sum taim an be abul to com bak. Yoo AR missed, yoo know! 
aw thanks, janet … mebbe i can retirez sumday
I hielee rekkermend ree tirement tuu ebbreewun.
I know that “which end up” problem and I has a solve. Emerse self in water. Blow bublols. Follow dem, dey go up.
which end blow bubols wif?
Whatever werx, bublols go up no madder ware deyre frum. The onliest koncern is dat sum are safer to ketch den udders.
*snert, snert*
well ai haet 2 snert adn run — 2 steal a phraes frum JCH4K, but mai hubbeh who haz ben goen awl weekend jus pulled in2 teh driev. C yawl l8r.
Oh mai!! it wuz a 4 way ty adn nobuddee invited uze guize 2 deh ty booteek!!!
Yawl c’mon!
*takingz homescribe, marthav,mcbam, adn chessiecat65
*up deh hill 2 deh tybooteek.*
Mai deer pal Gibbocat haz been on a mishun tuu stawking it wif onlee deh finest in kitteh ack ses oryz. he noaw haz kitteh mobilez in a variety uv kulers, adn windchimez, adn deh popular kitteh-faised lol eepopz.
Dere b Cheezland sno-globes — sum wif deh nawtee barn, sum wif d’beeker labz, sum wif deh JCH4K fowntin inside. Dat wun b mai favorite.
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Luk arownd and hepping ursef. Dere b no charge, but dehre due b CHRGz if u needz a new wun. Adn uv korse, deh 50z bavving capz fer deh extra strong proteckshun frum deh splortz.
*goes trudging after the others* hmm, ain’t been heer before, luks kinda groovey.
Iz u lukking at deh blakk lite kitteh posterz?
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Gotta go twerk noaw. b bak l8r. much l8r.
Chow!!!
no, nawt blakk lite annyting, gives me headache, but da lava lights……naow dat’s anudder story.
whee hav a yello wun wif cleer…adn it goes thru ahl
teh chikn mbreeoh stajiz win its warmin up..ewwww! lol
Deer cweenmj! Luk waht ai found. Ai saw sumwun wuz awn “No Brakes
so Hard” (28 Feb 08) an ai remember taht it wuz wun ov mai favoriet threds.
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An ai found this! Yoo asked mee what the HSRW wuz.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs
February 28th, 2008 at 5:22 am
Teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward. Iz verree beyootiful. Beeg pikshur windows lukin out awn teh majical Princess Mu Meadow. An rite neer bai iz the OutDoor cafe, where yoo can hav yummee snaks, taystee beverajes and PARFAITS whilst watchin yur frenz frolic in the Meadow.
Teh Meadow iz verree speshul. It iz where we go to play wif awl teh kittehs an furree frenz taht we now carree wif us in ar harts. Wehn we get there, we just open up ar harts, they jumps out – an we can play to ar hart’s content. An wehn we ar awl worn out, they jumps bak in – an we bask in happee memries fur a wile.
Yoo can go as offen as yoo want. Teh sun iz alwaiz shining, gentle breezes ar wafting teh parmum ov teh flowerz an the deep blu sky is filled wif floofee white clowds.
An stagehanddan – ai think yoo were noo then. Ai saw yoo awn this wun an said ai laiked yur nayme an asked if yoo were noo.
that might’ve been the first comment….within the first five annywai.
Oh hai Janet!! dat seemz sew long ago…. ….. but wuz just this past winter….u giv such a lubblee deskripshun uv fingz…. I lerninged sew much frum u. {{{janet}}}
did we getz sum limpikz tipe baving kapz? dey lukz sturdy.
i noes i wuznt part uv da tye, but i shore wud like 2 goe sumtiym! i’s getn tird of liym greeen boalr hats, sew i wants a purplol wun.
*whisspurs to queenbee999* Itz OK! Yoo can go too. Gibbocat haz a hyooj stok an iz happee when peepl go an find waht they laik! Rite, cweenmj?
wooohoo!! ok, i gets sum choklit, nd a purty scarf, nd a cheezy suvineer magnit, nd elebenty difurnt cullers ub boalr hats, nd too moar floofy blankees, nd…
an teh kitteh earrrrrings? ai heer dey am lurvely!!!
OOH! dere r eeringz? ub coarse, hao silly i m. mus hab sebenty-firteen pares, aifinkso.
a ladee i werk wif maed sum kitteh
earringz…uzin pink kitty faise beads she
found sumarez adn a long bead fur teh
body then a buncha seed beadz fur teh
curld tale…they r sew cayoot! “^.^”
ZooooooM!!
Ai gotz up dis moarnin n startud lookin at pics n reeden treds. Saw noo pik n put on comment.
Den ai relized — 2pm ICHC iz 10am mai teim — n ai wuz still in jammees!!!!!!!!
Had tu go hab shower n getz dressed n startz washing n talk ona uther tred. Aim bak naow!!!
LOL!! It must be hard fur yoo – becuz fur yoo, it’s awlredee tomorrow. So yoo lives awl teh taim in ar fyoochur!
An hao stranj iz THAT???
Ohai, JKH4K an MarthaV!
deh tiems doo mayke fer confuzzles, ifinkso. ai ebben tryded settin mai compyooter tiem to cheez tiem fer a wile to see if taht hepled. Not!
Ohai jch4k. Ai hab nebber thought uv itz dat wai befor. Ai am libben in da fyoochur!! Ai know der is nuttin im da fyoochur to be fraid uv, caus aiz awlreddy der!!!!1
An awl doze tingz ai wunt ta doo ina fyoochur ai kan start on naow.
But the REELEE stranj part is taht yoo ar living in ar fyoochur at the VERREE SAYME TAIM taht ai am living in teh present. An cweenmm an jamamkitteh, fur eggsampul – an kafleen an Sallee – an Romeow – they ar awl living in mai past!
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*eareee mewsik playz sawftlee in teh bakground*
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I am relucktant to poynt owt dat Marfa is living in her present and we Murkins are in her past. Or praps everywun is awl togever and its de dawns an dusks dat are confused?
N don furgetz — 3 (oar iz itz 4) hrs east uv mii iz where itz startz bein yesterdai.
Didz dat cleer it awl up fur eberywun??!!
Brayn is bowt to burst wif teh tiem tawk. Must Nawt Luuk At Teh Clawk!!!
Arrghhhh!
*pulls CHRG down arownd eers*
Do Nawt Luuk At Teh Clawk!
hmmm…boo?
… and btw, u haz a digital clock on da pyooter too!!
jus’ kidding!!
i mah howsie, we hab clocks in ebery room and wrist, tick tock agayn and agayn… so weird
NAWT to luuk in teh corner!!!!!!!!
lalalalala ai am nawt luuking….
nawt wearz wristey watch since retyredment, ’sept wen wii go owt.
Yoo needed THIS
to finish yur commint wif! 
um….
I gotz idear! how bout awl ub uze in da footure mak it awl nic n purdy fur uz in da past!
momcat
It no vrmmm, it purrrr!!!
It vrrroooooms an purrs!!
Kitteh drives hur Maserati awn teh Autostrada in Italee an iz goin 240 Ks! Teh passing treea ar just blurs! She KNOWS she shud slo down, but iz having way too much fun!
Kitteh libin da hI life? I fink is better if spaeed limitz r followed. Jail Kat livs hard life…
But in Italee awn that part ov teh Autostrada there IZ no speed limit!!
:O Fiat Kat wishes for moar kitten powah den! Jailkat drivd on teh 405 freeway like OJ… Is not so good ideea…
Hai mcbam!
Scuse me, but ar yoo noo??? Ai’ve missed sum pkchoors laytelee, so purrrrrhpas ai missed yoo too! But yoo said a majikal werd fur mee!
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Mai verreee furst car waz a dark bloo Fiat convertible. Teh Pininfarina desined wun! An ai luved driving around in it!
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So yoo must laik teh Fiats too????
Ohai, mbam!
ai haz nawt been seein yoo heer beefore. ai hopez yoo get a bloo nayme soon so peeps can be klikkin awn it an yoo be gettin lawts of frenz.
mcbam, nawt mbab.
iz ok! Ams furst taim poster, long taim wacher! Only seens Fiats in Europes! Hasnt seen ems in Katafornia tho
There prollee arn’t ene in Katafornia!
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Ai wuz living in Yurp wehn ai had it. jermanee an Italee.
Ar yoo frum Yurp????
boarn in Katafornia, but Ich Haz beens to jermanee! Mah OC Kittehs are libin da hai life! but dey no likez da Hillz kats kauze dey r on teh kat nips too much! Ifink we haz lots of Katafornians here?
I’m in California!
ai haz seen Fiatz in Katafornia (teh southern, sillier parts), but no dark bloo convertiblez. it soundz beeyootiful and fun!
there is a dark blue fiat convertable about 40 miles south of Dallas Fort Worth. Brings up what FIAT stands for anyway. Fix It Again Tony. I had an uncle who had one here, wanna guess what his name is?
nope, cant guess… tell pweaze!! *taps fingers curiously*
awww, cummonn. Just one, small guess………..it’s waffer thin.
*think think*
hmmm…. wait, u asking naem of da unkul or car?
him….the uncle, who owned a Fiat spyder convertable.
hmmmm…. nope, cant cum up wiff it *heddesk!*
hmmm… Tony?? was he Tony?
YAYUS…….DATS IT
*sigh of relief* ahhh…. i knew it!!
mi fnkz Catafourneea haz at leezt one a
eberykinda awt toe mow bill i tee eber maid
btw- wat yoo meen bi “(teh southern,
sillier parts), ” MK ? iz libs inna so cal,
an wi iz nawt “sillee”
wi iz beri sear ee uz aliens frum owterspayce !
sew der, u sillee billee!
why, ai libs inna so cal, tew! but ai werks inna show biz, so ai spects iz sillier bai me. teh owterspayce alienz is way moar seareeuz dan teh show biz peeps, aifinkso!
How duz one make a bloo nayme? I updated mah katfile, ans put pic of mah kitteh for da kativar! Duz I hav ta journies to da land of bloo katz den dans all nights til am bloo in da nayme?
Do not feer, mcbam. hep iz on itz way.
just go to http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz adn awl will b reveeled.
take dat, fancy boy 24!
(NASCAR fans will understand… )
aill taek Jimmie Johnson tho!! yay 48!!
If’n he behafes himself, I root 4 the local boy, Denny Hamlin (I live in Chesterfield County, VA, where he’s from).
Noes…make him bump teh 18!!
10 and 2, kitteh says 10 and 2
sumtymez high noon… didya evr ewes wun ov thoz ballz u attachiz
tu da wheel? mi dad did… we kno ther danjerus neow tho…they wer
kehl tho!
they come in handy on older vehicles without power steering. Like a ‘68 dump truck for example.
Finkso dey wuz cawld nekkurz nobz. boi dribez wif left han nd haz rite arm arown chikee babe.
um, just questioned my dad-cat….he looked quizzikley at meh and said…”ya mean knocker-knobs?”
Ohai dan, maibe iz lolkal dylekt ur sumfing . dis wuz SantaCruz, Calif. bak in 50z
meh dad-cat, woulda been mid to late 50’s north central texas, so annyting’s possible.
Ware I come frum dey R callled ’suicide knobs.’ We haz one on owr trackter..
Maiks it mush ezier 2 tern… But nawt leegal 4 on the rode, ifinkso.
5 wai brayd?
BRAAAINS! BRRAAAAAAAINSSSSS!
if he’s a nascat, he go:
vrrrmmmmmmmm (left turn) vrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm (left turn)
vrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm (left turn) vrmmmmmmm…
Rocket punch!
pinkie pads, wihte knucklols?
Ohai OOBARK. Iz u stil heer?
nawt rilly…shhhhh
*snurt*
ohai, kafleen!
where yoor cyoote avatar?
Anwai do yoo “snurt” an run? Can’t yoo stay an play fur a wile????
ifinkso seh did! snurt an run.
Kum bak an play wif us, pweez, Donkeh?
“snurt and run”
Dat makes me larff….
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
{{{{{others}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, mah nawt secund and bootimuss frend Janet, doo nawt feer.
I willz not run off furrebbur.
I is a BOND SLAVE OF ICHC.
if u duz not noe wutt a bond slave is, frens, juss google it.
I r indeed a bond slave. I willz nebbur leeb, till teh end ub time.
wenebbur a hungry sole crais owt furr teh donkeh, will not beez long beefore
she appeers.
I cannutt stay away.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Maybe i not ansur ur post….maybe I not r arown at teh moment…but
rest assured….if u lub ICHC…
teh Donkey lubs YOO.
awwww….. u touched mah heart…and it tickles….
lets hope she washed her hooves after……sticky
him hart not sticky.
it smoove and soft an lubblee.
yase.
bee berry tuchabull hart. {{{Hashim}}}
fanks u kafleen!!
u iz very kind!!
ohai, kafleen!
Theer yoo ar!!1! ai gibz yoor donkeh eers a soff an gentle skritchy rub. Dat feel gud? Ai noes hoofs nawt can get teh itchee playces in teh eers.
*smyols fondlee thnking ov Aurora (aka kafleen) teh Dawn Key!*
Ar liddle donkey. She’s reelee sumthing,izn’t she??? An – she haz golden shoos!!
srsly. Dat Aurora post wur moast bootimuss. {{{janet}}}}
oooooooooooooooo i lubs teh skrichy rubs!
*flops too grownd helplesslee wiff teh happees*
yah, yoor such a cyoote donkeh. ai givz yoo skritchy rubs everee dai. jess bringz toes donkeh eers arownd.
speeeeeeking ub toesssssssssssssssss…..
*donkee raises hoofs hopefullee fur toe skritches*
mai avatar haz reappeered! to sillybrayt, she will yews her paws to skritch awlls eerz and toez presented!
I lubz deh DawnKee, 2 {{{Kafleen}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yes, wii all lubs the donkey.. She makes us laff …an bringz a tear 2 owr aise wen she talks awl prittee – like.. Den…..she hoofs a troll—or two… 2 standz up for justiss an teh ICHC way!!!!
*paytriotic moosic plays sawflee in teh bakgrownd*
{{{{kafleenthedonkey}}}}
I love you Carol. Don’t you wish we could pick our family? I wish
you could have been my sister. *sniff*
SSSsshhhhh……. Haz a tishoo.. I IZ yore sister!! Now an forebber!!
Now letz go an haz a parfait!
Ai snert adn run. Ai no noez abowt enny1 else.
LOl!! Purrhaps we nao hav a noo thing to say!!1
“Scewz me! Ai must snurt an run!”
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Well, it maeks MEE laff eneway!!
o hai, eberywun. Ai LURVZ “snurt an run”. Ai bet ai end up sayin it IRL and nowun noes wat ai meen.
Nowun eber noes wat ai meen ennywai.
Ohai MKUltra! Ar yoo a lurker???? Ai hope so. Ai just luvs it wehn teh lurkers ar lured aut ov their lukerdom an say sumthing!
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An ai hoep yoo uze it. Ai hoep we awl uze it! An then we can go smyloling thoroo ar daze!
most ub teh week ai haev no tyme to do anyfing but lurk. Ai try to part- parti – play wif yew awl wenebber ai can. ai lieks 2 be a reel cheezpeep.
@%&?!!*@%% where r mai avatar?
*sighs*
*trudges off to wp*
An gud luk ober at WPEEEEEEeeeeee!
Yoo ar moast welcom to com an plai wehnEBBER yoo can!
O MKUltra!!!! U r a reel cheezpeep!!!!
if u b heer, u b a reel Cheezpeep.
*Handz MKUltra a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
It cud bee ar noo motto! (We had wun wunce befoar – but it gotted loast in the mists ov taim.)
“Cheezland. Hoam ov the snurt.”
Oar. . .hmmmm??? Ai’m getting sleepee. Must go to bed soon. Wehn ai com bak, will ai find a long list ov clever “snurt” frayzes????
prololy
*fingurdrummings*
wii can haz homework?
snurt an blurt.
Dat r MAH problum.
anyfing u can snert, ai can snert better
wii cud poast a snurt alurt!
don’t snert and drive
dont snurt and burp at da same tiem!
Frenz doan let frenz drink adn snurt.
Snurt and deh whirrld snurtz wif u; cry adn u cry alone.
Wun gud snurt deservez anuzzer.
Deh eerlee burd gitz deh snurt.
He hoo snurtz last, snurtz best.
Deh eerly snurt gitz deh wurm.
I’m a doktur, Jim, not a snurt.
Wii shall go on 2 deh end,
wii shall snurt in France,
wii shall snurt on deh seas and oceans,
wii shall snurt with growing confidence adn
growing strength in deh air, wii shall defend
our Island, wuteber deh cost may b,
wii shall snurt on deh beaches,
wii shall snurt on deh landing grounds,
wii shall snurt in deh fields adn in deh streets,
wii shall snurt in deh hills;
wii shall neber surrender, …
… …. wif awl due respect 2 W. Churchill,
adn wif lub 4 awl deh peepz in TTI
Sumbuddee snurt mii!!!
♫♪ I’ve ben snurting on deh rayl rhode,
♫♪ Awl deh live long day!!
Take 2 snurtz adn kawl mii in deh morning.
heddesk
heddesk
heddesk
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………..(whispurrs) jest kill mi naow
stawp mi b4 ai snert agin…..
omg, itz got m tew
thonk…
…….. ize ded
:snert: so many snurts!!
Snurt softly, and carry a big lolcat!
our snurt iz our sheild!
snurt b to da u!!
snurt today, foar u may nawt snurt tomorrow…
snurts up!!
snurt me, snurt u…
while da enemys of da snurters still draw breathe there may be no peace….
wat da snurt r u doing?
DIS IZ SNURTA!!
why u snurt meh so?
all ur snurt are belong to me!
call meh a snurter, one maor time!!
*snurt*
2 snurt or nawt 2 snurt – dat b da kwestn.
Phrens, Romins, Kontreemenz, len mi ur snurts.
Sssnnnuuurrrttt! Xcus me!
U alwayz snurt de one u luv.
OMCC!! Ai hav bin laffing fur fiev minnits, at leest! LOL!!! Ha ha hahahahahahah ann heeeeheeeeeeeheee too!
Oh yoo guise!
Yoo ar just teh BEST!! Yoo hav far egg seeded ENEthing ai thot maite happen! Can’t type – still LOLlllling! SNURT!!!
:snurt: fanks Janet!!
Isn’t it awesum???
Hashim and CweenMJ deserve a Snurt Award!!!
I love these comments!
I bookmarked the thread.
My favorites are:
I’m a doctor Jim, not a snurt.
and
What the snurt are you doing?
We can haz Snurt Award?? :snurt!:
ask snurt wot ur cheezburgers kan do 4 u
Hashim…u win mi voat fur
“Snurt softly, and carry a big lolcat!”
I lub thet one!!1!!
Dats ebben bettur.
I lubs sayin teh obscure eggspresshuns an peepul juss look at choo.
OMG>
Dat r eggsullent.
I shall say dat sumtimes noaw.
kitteh iz so consentratink
ossum driver!
teech me?
Such intense luk in kittee iiz. Wunder wut him seez???
Oahi, cween, fankz agen fur ried in yu bublol . wuz wunndurmus. did yu heer abowt awl Philippe’z abenshurz aftur we left da party? Eeben a smatr man iz deceebed bai pritty wimmin purtending intrest in syentz.
Taht waz relee kewl, wuzzn’tit?? But Phillipe luked so hansum in his tuxedo – an driving up iin that green Jaguar an awl! Ai think teh ladiez had sumthing odder than sigh entz awn their minds!!!
Off fred, sawy. JCH4K did you say dat you has an 8,000 piecs jigsaw puzzle of a Broygul piece? Dats gotta be some big puzlol! Did you set up a 4×8 sheet of plywood fer werking on dis monster? I love Jigsaw puzzles an I usual set up muh puzzle table afore Thanksgibing and start the first puzzle on the Frydie after and keep goin until spring. I don’t fink I has ever seed wun bigger den 5,000 pieces
It make peeps ver happy to know dat if they gibs me a puzzlol fer Christmas it make me happy and it makes shopping for me ver easy on dem (unless it’s a loser puzzlol in whitch case der is taunting an ridicool).
Yes!! Ai do!
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/B/bruegel/babel1.jpg.html
Ai think it’s 4 x 6, an ai havn’t started it yet. LOL!
Ai laik jigsaw puzzlols. too. But ai, too, am fussy about them. They must be interesting! Sum ov mai favoeits hav bin “Teh Happee Famblee” bai Jan Steen, and mai neese Jennifur browt me teh “Rosetta Stone.” That wun wuz reelee fun – an ai think ai hav a gud start nao awn lerning to reed hieroglyphix!
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Moastlee ai laik grate paintings. Wun lerns a lot about teh paynters technique an brush stokz an use ov color.
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What kind to yoo laik????
http://www.rijksmuseum.nl/aria/aria_assets/SK-C-229?lang=en
Jan Steen – Teh Happy (oar Merree) Famblee
Hao doo yoo keep yur kittehs frum messing up teh puzzlols???
I know the credits say Jan sumbuddy Steen, but it shir look Rembrantish to me.
I’m actually between kittehs right noaw, muh last kitteh Emily Dickens went across the bridge seberal years ago and den we gots a Budgy. The boid wuz nawt as snorgly as my sweet Emboly but he did talk better. We taught him the wolf whistle, and Hello, and Yer Pretty, and Want A Kiss?, and Chirp (I fink it’s important fer a bird to know how to say Chirp), and he picked up a few on hims own like Step Up and Shut Up Bird (I guess he heard it often). Muh Boid died in March. We buried him inna garden under a rose bush, werds were sed, tears wer shed, life went on with a gaping hole where a small but important piece had been.
Maybe inna spring we’ll get a rescue pet. You cannawt replace a loved on but that don’t mean that the love goes away, you simply gotta redirect it.
Yes! Taht iz waht wun must doo – redirekt. Sumtaims, tho, it’s reelee reeleel hard.
Well – tehy were bof born in Leiden! Duz taht halp???
I too luv the famous paintings but I also lyke the werld class buildings (Neu Schwantztein, Hermitage, St Paul’s Cafeedral, etc). I mush prefer the wuns whif pieces dat actshually interlock so a bum doesn’t undo days of werk. I have a puzzle dat I haff never opened, it is only 250 pieces and it had a pichure of a bowl of cherries on wun tawp. Unfortunately every piece is the exact same shape as every other and they will interlock eight ways wiff any over piece and it comes fully assembled in a sleeve and you can take it apart if you dare. Ise too chiken.
oops I meant a bump, Ise the bum
LOL!! Ai’ll admit ai wuz wundering hao teh bum gawt in there! LOL!!! The verreee idea ov a bum coming in a messing up yur puzzlol haz tikuled mai funneee bone!
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But – yoo cud mark tehm awn the bottom wif majik markerz!!! Tehn yoo cud ar leest dare to trai it wifaut feering teh awful con sequiins ess.
Ebbery peese was the shape of an M.C. Escher salamander and they all linked many differment ways. I’ll look fer the puzzlol and then a linkee so you can see. The back has the salamander printed on every piece so you canawt really write on it. Itz diabolical.
Ai wud laik to see it.
An Judson – just curious! (inquisitive??
). Hav yoo travled a lot??? That yoo ar veree fond ov the whirrled class Bill Dings???
We have been Europe many times, Finland, Austria, Chermany, Switz, TTI Frants and dis fall we’re off to Italy an Greece, but It’s nebber enuff. I made a serious miscalculation sumwhere in muh past and came out seberal millions of dollars short of wut I had wanted in muh travel budget. Or I spose I cood blame muh parents for being short on the inheritants.
JUDSON: ai been habbin da saym prowblim !
Ai bin waytin for mi REAL parentz QE2 n
prince flip tew kum resq mi synce da
gypsies stolded mi from my pram in
Kensington park 60 yrs ahgo.
der faylur has put a seer ee uz krimp in
mai wardrobe n mai travel plans n mai
jooleree kollexshun (nawt as big a krimp
in dat one as it shud hab doh !)
wy dees tings abben tew uz ?
I saw Fleepz ad venchur. him b lukkee tu eskayping frum dem blondez, ifinkso. dehy b habbing ebil on dere mindz.
Go! Go! Go speed racer! He’s a kitteh on wheels!
And wehn teh odds R aginst himz
And der’s day ger ous werk 2 do
U bet UR lief Speed Racer
Wil c it threw
Maybee hez drivin da CCC?
WEEEE-DOOOO, WEEEE-DOOOOO, WEEEEEE-DOOOO!
Gud fing diz kitteh has awn CCC – sinz der B lotza kyoots up der.
2 cloas 2 bn 2 cyoot 4 mii. (Dat totlolz too 10)
10 kyutes? Dat cud cauz braynes ebeewher!
Meh lolcat term for nascat: skittles going down me toilet
Vrrrrrom!
iz any 1s be here?
i is hear 4 u!
ohs! me bez happys
ohai raven, ai r heer and mai frend miranda. she sais “nascar. reel nais car!’
yayz
Aiz here ! (bin thinkn how 2 halpOobark-frum udder fred)
aiz hear 2, but was mostlee in teh odder fred. Do nawt tink aive met u be4 Raven. how do u do?
Aiz heer!
Ohai, sparkysmom an big-gladys.
Raven, ai hav nawt met yoo eether. How-dee-doo to yew!
iz here too!!
*honk honk*
Get outta my lane!
*Honk Honk*
rode raij. he wil has it IF DAT #%(& ING DOG DUZNT GIT OWT OF HIZ $?!@ WAI!!!
GO SPEED KITTEH GO!!
ok. iz goin tew bed nao. nite!
Nawt ‘pozed 2 has 2 pawz onna wheel. U gotta has wun paw onna wheel an teh udder wun free – 4 uzin teh cell fone oar flippin oarf udder dribers.
groaping significant otter kitteh…..
OH noes!!!! dat drivur shud go tu te angur manajmunt classus!
or a cigar in da ovver!
Oh noes!
dey call meh speed racer…. but u could call me Bob…
or Al
Or Ishmael
Aw, hal…juss call mee fur suppur.
Sowwy. 2 laet.
Hai, Kafleen.
onlee iffen u callz meh a cab
Y u wan b calld a cab?
Izn’t this where we cayme in??? (an hoo amongst yoo know waht that REELEE meens?????
*shyly raizez paw*
Ummm….Pink Floyd?
{{{{lindykat}}}}} Yoo ar just TOO cyoot fur werds!!
{{{{{JKH4K}}}}} Fany yoo. Iz right, tho, ifinkso.
iz rite, but do it nawt pre-date Pink Floyd as well? Ai seem to recall Bugs Bunny?
Nawt sure whi butt ah wuz thinkin de Marx Brovvers.
Nawt dat ah am inna anee wai old enuff 2 member de Marx Brovvers
nun of us r! wii awl see dem in revival haus and on teebee.
and ai wud nawt be surprized if teh Bunneh stole teh joke from teh Brovvers.
Akshullee – yoo may awl bee rite. But taht wuz nawt waht ai had in mind. Becuz – ai reeleee ment – wai did THEY say it.
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an the anser iz. . .it iz waht ebreewun used to say wehn going to the movies. WAAAAY bak wehn, movies jurt ran continuallee. An peeple cayme in at ene awl daitm – in teh middul – oar eben neer the end.
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S0 – wun wud just sit daon an watch. An when it came around again to the place where “you came in,” yoo nermally wud get up an leeve. An sumwun wud awlwaiz say “Isn’t this where we came in?”
road rash…. ur doin it kyoot!
unsafe kitteh—hooman hand duz nawt replaice seatz belt!
Iz nao unsaif at enny spyd?
iz it jus’ meh or iz da “Save and Submit” button on da lolbuilder page nawt workin’??
ah maid sum earlyer & wuz otay den
*sigh* iz still nawt wurkin wiff meh… i haz maeded two lolz but cant submit dem!!
ah jus wen & maid wun, seemz ok, it wen into meh lols aneehow. Sorree Hashim (boots lolbuilder inna hiney)
Ai jus maded 1 2 4 (totlol 7) testin it awt. Wurkt 4 mii. (Grand totlol elebenty)
ohh…. then i fink i’ll jus’ nawt maek any lolz today…. ifinkso
ohai, Hashim! Howz Simba today?
Ohai lindykat!! he’z doing better today!! i finkso today, we will cleans him up and
slobber medicine all over his wound, cauz he iz still in pain… i hope he keeps him
pointee ends to himself!!
‘Infra~Man’ Kitteh
yoozez ‘Thunndurrboalt Fistz’ 2
vankwissh ennemmeez
‘Infra~Man’ Kitteh
fytez ‘Prinsess Dragunn~Mawm’ andz
herz eebilz henchmenz
Eebilz henchmenz arz
‘Asspayr~A~Guss Mawnsturr’ andz
‘Gyunnt Sleenkee Gye’
Jack.
clappity clappity. Vewwy niec, Jack Deth. Ai lurves yoor o-haiku
Stunning, Jack! Absolewtlee stunning! Ai just so luv seeing these pikchoors throo yur aies!
kitteh wud luk eben cauuter wif 1 ob doze lawng wite scarfs & de goggles liek inna doze old filmz ob de Model A drivers
oar mebbe aye meanz Model T drivers. De letterz, de confuze meh
totawly off fred here. ai ben lukin at teh foamed kitteh in teh margin adn fienally fallowed teh linkie. iz berry sad stowree but has eggsellent endeeng. here’s anover linkie: http://www.happyhomeanimalsanctuary.org/blog/ better waer ur CHRG (wdoi) cuz deez kittehz is berry splortalishous. Luukie 4 teh pinkie tongue unner teh door in onna teh pichurs adn be shure 2 watsh teh feeding teim video. Ai mai splort all obber agin jus finkeeng bout it.
Oh bog-gladys – this iz a wunderful site! Ai think yoo shud bring it forward sumtaim soon an put it moar neer teh top so menee moar peepl can see it
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An waht CYOOOOOOTTT kittehs these ar! Ai am so glad theze nice peepl cud reskew tehm.
=)
Speed demon kitteh revs to six grand and drops the clutch!! Speed demon kitteh voids his warranty and gets whiplash.
nd wat if u craesh?
eggselent driver kitteh neber craeshes
invisible bling bling knuckle blades
me is sad
Float like a butterfly,
sting like a bee,
there’s no one prettier,
than Muhammad Kitteh
YAY!!! Purrfekt, Rodney!
Marco Andretti’s Kitteh Teyst Drivure pooshes teh raicyng caur tuu teh Max;
Hims bees goeing soe fasst, hims iys huggyng teh waul;
Uvver drivures ar cloasyng iyn: Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, adn uvvers, butt thems kan nawt katch MAKTD: hims bees burnyng rubber fasturer adn fasturer;
Teh laste lap; teh flagg iys daown; Kitteh Winnez;
Teh Prize: Elebentey Cheezburgers!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!11!!!!!!
Nao, he gots to make donuts…or jest eats them!
VROOM VROOM!!!
slo down kitteh, speedy trapz ahed!
Muhammad Ali Cat
Floatz lyk butt r fli, stingz lyk b
Ooh thats fun
MEW MEW MEW KITTEH RAWR EEEEP JEE
Keep up the good work!