Materials to build kittehpult: spensive
Materials to build kittehpult: spensive Gettin rid of dog in 3… 2… 1….: priceless
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It’ll be werf it
Congrashulashuns Annipuss!
Da goggie wun’t know whut hit ‘im!
Luks liek it wil be a kitteh hittin ‘im – poynty enz out.
Iz a fly-by
o deer, kitteh fergitz 2 put awn himz safti helmet
Howpfulli , tha goggie will cushun tha landin
I be addictiv eto this faec:
safti offiser wil be displezed
Bawt kitteh wil b berrii hapii. |) Iz wurf teh gittin in trublol.
Yay, Anni! ur nawt secund agin! Kin ai get u enefing?
danses & happinezz fer itz bein Carerday anna lung weakendz 2?
put de floofy paw inn
put de floofy paw owt
put de floofy paw inn
anna shaek itz alla bout
“caTerday”
hitz sef wif “duh” stik
u can be a carer tuday tu – an caer abaut kittehs adn ur frenz at ICHC!
Ohai BF473 – ai haznot bin postin fur awile ad mist teh eggstiement uv ur ternin bloo! glad it awl werked aut finalee.
yez, ty fer de helpin, itz waz bery eazie once u splains itz 2 me inna de woids ob 1 sy al ble
Kaenna shaek it alla bout 2?
*shaeks itz alla bout*
mm meh lieks! no woids, ob anny sy al ble, neededed noew
u r mozt wellcomez 2 joyn de shakin itz alla bout! Inna fax, eberywun shud join!
woot woot woot, dancin & shakin de talefedders
dans dans dans!
cat Iz a kitteh cat an I dans dans dans!
An ai dansdansdans 2. *duz nitegaon dansdansdans*
cha cha cha!
slip ‘n slide….o wate, datz spose 2 bee elektrik slide
crful u’ll git wet if u slip ‘n’ slide
Just doant go fer deh lektric slip’n’slide!
Thx, Ai haz juss realized dat it iz tiem Ai got mai dinner, soe Ai muss go an fined sumfing 2 nom! brb!
*Twang* Geeeeronimo!!
Kitteh wuz liek “WEEEEEE!”
Doggie wuz like “AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
Den him landingz like *BONK*
Adn den deh doggee wuz like awl
“OW, OW, ow, ow, ow!”
limp, limp
“ouch, ouch, ouch”
*repeet.*
Paybacks, you can has some…
Dog: I can has flying kitteh landin on mai head??
Voice: Yes, son.
*BANG*
What a handsome cat!
Kitteh luks liek Jean Luc Picard…wif big eers.
Mek itz sew, numba won
Tehre ar FOR LIETS
“Kittehpult”: noo best wurd ever.
NoOoOo…goggies need luv too
Right. Kitteh luvz to see dem fly.
yez goggiez kneed luv 2 butt dey hab 2 be watchin der baks wif de kittehs round
Bombz aweh!
it caturdau
Nice uze of Lol spek wit teh Kitehpult! Go lolcatz!
Goggie can has sooper fun. Tyme 2 saye “bai-bai”.
Kitteh haz uhnderestimaytid teh rainge ov teh kittehpult; wen kitteh pullez teh leever, hims wil bees aihrbourne iyntuu teh nexxt kountee, ware thems taikes
uhnakkumpaneed kittehs runnyng arownd veree sereeouuslee;
Soe nexxt destynahshun foar kitteh cuud probly bees teh dredded (tuu kittehs wif a foarebber hoem): “Kittehs iyn Dystress”, a lokal kitteh reskue plaise;
Haowsumebber, tehre bees a happee eyndyng tuu tihs storee;
teh goggie (hoo haz a gruhdge gainst kitteh bowt prebebbious trahnsgresshuns) haz tampured wif teh kittehpult afture kitteh builded iyt; teh rainge rite naow iys oanley iyntuu teh neerbye flourbedd iyn kitteh’s yaurd;
(goggie bees laffin hisseylfe sillee rite bowt naow………!!)
Teh flourbedd iz wear goggie hidez himz bonz nd teh kitteh be steelinz dem wen himz landz…sew der.
Ai fink hapii endin iz teh kitteh gittin teh goggie adn teh goggie nebber chays teh kitteh agin. Teh kitteh winz! Ai fink dat b hapii. Meen goggie.
Whale, evvyboddee, dis iz it!! In 3 owerz mai freesk8 kawmpatishun startz. Weesh me luk, n I hoapz 2 b winnin da gowld meddle repruhzintin da ICHC Figger Sk8n Klub!!1!
ohai Aahz. how eggciiteeng. lottsa luk 2 u on ur freesk8 compeetishun.
Fanky BG!! I b leevin sune, sew ifn uvver CheezFrinz leevz messijiz, doan b herted ifn I doan anser until L8R, but fanky n advantz!!
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS* ov luk cummin from TTI!!
Show dem whut it’s awll about Aahz!!! We iz rootin for yoo
Gud Luck!!! Ai hope ur meddle be shaineh n purrrttty!!!
gud luk aahz!! yoo are such teh gennulman, yoo deserbes to win!!
All good wishes from TTI, Aahz
gud lucks awn teh competishun. faster! higher! nawt-falling-downer! [the last wun would be a nissue for me in teh skating]
Oh Aahz, sry i wun’t heer 2 wishing u luk b4 deh eevent, but I b thinking uv u adn wishing u deh berry bestest. i noez u will due us prowd. u will dueing ur best, adn dat b nuff 2 making us prowd!!
{{{Aahz}}}
Ohai cweenmj!! Fanky 2 U n awl uv U CheezFrinz hoo weeshtid me luk!
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“N naow, n 3rd plais, repruzintin da ICHC Sk8 Klub, da brawnz meddle goez 2 … Aahz!!1!”
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It wuz uh gud, kloas kawmpatishun. Da gy hoo I beetid bak n Joon sk8ed himz tayl awf, n evvyboddee (ebben me) sed himz shooda wun, n himz didded. I gotted wun sekkund-plais voat n 2 3rd plais voatz, n da noo gy gotted 2 sekkund-plais voatz n wun 3rd plais voat, sew it wuz berree kloas indeed. I skrood-up awn da intree 2 mai skratch-spin (wun uv da rikwyrd ellymintz), n ebben tho I wint uhed n didded da spin ennywaiz, dat prolly mayded da diffrintz bitween sekkund n fird. But hay — I nawt b kumminz n lastist plais!!
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But evvywun sed mai sowcow/tow-lupe kawmbow wuz reelee, reelee gud, n sew wuz awl mai uvver jumpz. Dat givz me grate hoapz 4 2morroe, cuz dat ebbint b da “jumpz-ownlee” ebbint. Dat’z at 9:15 n da moarnin (*pleh*), sew weesh me luk awn dat wun awlsew! I givz uh reekap uv da hoal fing nekst weak.
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Nytee-nyt 4 naow, n fanky agin!!1! {{{CheezFrinz}}}
an heer coms burfday fairy, flyin in on teh cat-apult, to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! heer iz choklit fudjy caeks, frootsitootsi punch, pointy shiny party hats, an goodie bags! wif bowncy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, sparkly kitteh stickers, an kanndee! an shiny konfettiz!
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Naw mister Dog, I iz especting you to dy
Grate Gowldfeengur ref!! WIN!!1!
Wai do I gets teh feeling kitteh is headed for a “Wile E Coyote moment?”
Duz de Acme Company build kittehpults?
next stop, goggie torture!! and here i GOOOOOO!!! *splat at ad wall*
owwie… need plan B
dawg wuz in mah 7×7.
Kitteh landed on meh hed!
Yay! This is my parent’s cat, Lily
The fame will definately go to her head… Her evil genius head…