Comments on: i are big kid naw?

By: I Pewp Muckh

I Pewp Muckh — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:28:53 +0000

Tha wun spiffee toylit.

By: jonipip

jonipip — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:10:14 +0000

Panther… Aw u haz a kute name kitteh!

By: Shoobocks

Shoobocks — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:18:53 +0000

Naaw! Sumtims kittehs git out an niver cum bak. Lik onse my kitteh Missy got out n niver came bak. It givs me a big sad weniver I tink bout it.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:54:41 +0000

I can haz kitteh wif tihs abilitee? kthxbai.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:53:02 +0000

Snerk! Hao troo!!

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:51:04 +0000

Ai hab nebber seen menz uzing ladeez ruume cuz deres wuz tew fullz, iz alwaes teh ovver wae rownd heer.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:45:30 +0000

In this land
of fun and sun
We never flush
for number one.
Taht’s teh mantra wi hadz 2 saev watur wehn Ai libed inna Virgin Islands.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:33:06 +0000

Himz a trollolllllllllolololol.

By: 999qa

999qa — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:59:09 +0000

Kitteh is big kid, he no need adult kittehs!

By: CTN1995

CTN1995 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:44:36 +0000

Rofl kitteh use pooper

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:50:09 +0000

one of my favorites, used in part, regularly

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:19:36 +0000

Under teh wether and can’t hunt
Visitin naybor caves
Work out by lifting a baby dinosaur
X-amined teh week-old antelope 2 c if it’s still gud
Y…

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:15:27 +0000

Hashim, i can pleeze haz teh cawfee and ice creem 2, onlee hold teh cawfee? (my mommycat tawt me gud mannurs!)

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:12:31 +0000

yup, not just teh dinkee 4-peece chikin mcnugget eever.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:10:40 +0000

no, no, no, Hashim, u r yoosing teh rong form, teh kurrect form is:
eben if dey r embedded in plastic, NEBER WANT!!1!

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:06:21 +0000

heers mai fafurrite poem eberreeone:

By Robert Frost
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:00:40 +0000

oh, Hashim… i haz a deapist simpethetik 4 u… my cat Tigger ran away awile ago, and i still haz a sad…

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:53:57 +0000

maebee we shud poke himz wif a pin 2 c if all of teh meen comes out, like a big balloon of meenness. that, or send him to his room wif no dinner, and see if he encounters an iland full ov littel boys in wolf suits, lol

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:50:21 +0000

hoepfullee, coming dis wae soon

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:48:03 +0000

wat abowt catnip purrfyoom?

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:30:48 +0000

{{{{{Hashim & Simba}}}}}

By: judson

judson — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:53:12 +0000

I do noes dat iffen muh son doan hurry up an find a wyfe wif whom he can crank out sum grandkids for me, der are a lawt of bad habits an filfy jokes dat will nawt git passed down to muh progeny.

By: judson

judson — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:50:13 +0000

JCH4K, I’se getting awn on years having completed muh first half century a whyle ago. I cannawt say iffen Ise a grumpy ole crank or a cranky ole grump

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:40:44 +0000

ah hez a staple-gun, iffen annewun wantz 2 barrow itz. jus a suguesstion

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:40:21 +0000

Ai gitz teh weenerz.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:39:14 +0000

Yellin at teh papparazzi 2 stawp chasin dem
Zonkin awt aftir a dai uv runnin frum peeplolz.
…
Wut a bizzi dai teh celebritee cavepeepz hadz!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:35:40 +0000

Mehbeh wii needz 2 dukky taep teh blankie 2 himz sew hii jus stai der 4 a wile. Adn wii kin dukky taep ennyfing else wii wantin 2.

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:24:33 +0000

Ohai. U stil here! Didz ya like da blankie?

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:18:32 +0000

wellllll, iffen himz tinks de lols iz stoopid anna himz lukin at de lols annehowz….umm wat do dat mek himz?

himz jallous ob de funz de cheezepeeps be habin.

dans dans dans, slip ‘n slide, ZZZZZTTTTT, ouchiez

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:05:14 +0000

Fang-ks, u gaizes.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:42:28 +0000

him iz regulolar trol, alwuz comz arownd (haznt seed him in a wile, not taht i’z missd him) to tel us how nawt-funny we iz an teh lolz iz an ebreefing’s stoopid.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:41:10 +0000

He iz a troll hoo cums heer ebbree fyoo daiz to sai it izn’t funnee. Wye he duz dat noewun noez – Ai wunder iffn him noes himself!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:38:51 +0000

Hoo wuz dat persun? Ai iz nawt familyar wif lolllllllllolololol.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:37:40 +0000

Nyse wun Cween.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:20:08 +0000

I’m wif u BF473. I duznt b unnerstanning deze trollz
atawl, atawl!! Dis wun b berry rude. not nice atawl.
.
But I wudn’t wanting eben a troll 2 habbing himz
feelingz hurt.
*rapz lolllllllllolololol in big floofee blankee*
Heer, lemme making shur iz nice and snug.
*hearz ‘mrmbvnk mrrr’ kumming frum blankee*
Wutz dat? u sownd like u b mumbling.
*adjustz blankee so mouf is cuvered kumpleetlee.*
Thatz bedder. now u just resting heer till u b feeling soshubil agin.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:54:15 +0000

Hao bout reel schmooz, nawt teh schmoochiiz. Eh schmoo kin com in handee.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:32:16 +0000

Ware AER dose menz inn teh kleen wyte kotes hoo aer cumming tew tayke himz awai?

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:23:10 +0000

ah neber unnerstanz y peeps whoo getz sew irratatered bye de commentin eben bodder 2 be reedin de commentin. Y dey doan jus luk atz de pixures or nawt be in cheezeland at allz? Peeps iz strainge sumtimez.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:20:59 +0000

dis iz prolly not hlepful, but try anyway… dubble-chek an dubble-chek agin taht yoo iz entering teh riet nummbers. my boy (hoo iz 12) gotted wun for himz wii, an it haz mannee mannee nummers on it. kan be trikky.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:17:20 +0000

gud nite hashim sorry yoo haz had such a nawt-gud day. hoep simba coms home soon an yoo kan haz wii poynts taht wurk. *tucky tucky teh soft blankie arownd hashim*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:13:53 +0000

still waytin on yor funny LOLz yo wuz gonna maek for us to show us wut funny reely iz

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:05:29 +0000

Dat’z troo, SHD — herz kawzdid uh lawtta trubble … But ifn U ebber askded herz, nun uvvit wuz EBBER herz fawlt … aftur awl, herz wuz da Cween uv Denial!!
…
**scampers quickly to safety from the inevitable thrown objects**

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:08:51 +0000

tri 2 sleepz well Hashim. Pleeze 2 inna mornin az erly az pozzible, tek eberywun u cahn findz 2 luk fer Simba? Call himz & den lissen hard, iffen hez hidin caus himz hert u mite here himz cri, eben if himz wunt cumz owt. best thawts 2 u (((Hashim & Simba)))

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:02:20 +0000

Good nite Hashim Ai hope tomorro bringz better fings fur u.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:57:50 +0000

k, naow iz going to sleep. Had a bad day
*zzzzz*

By: tabbykatt

tabbykatt — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:55:09 +0000

teh pichur is no lukee shawt – teh kitteh rele IZ usin teh toiletz! O_O

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Waste

By: skankingkittehkat

skankingkittehkat — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:55:04 +0000

Dewd Wai is teh toylut seetz see-froos?
Dat meanz u can seen turdiez when seetz r clozed
Ewwwwwww

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:49:17 +0000

Oh. They can pee inna bush tehn
We’ll have bois an girrls terlits tehn. Tehy can yoose teh nawt sawftee close wun,an me an Ansty wun can has teh uther one. Tahts okay. Ifinkso taht mite werk qwite well

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:48:30 +0000

So…if kitteh uzez teh fasilities….duz hyooman get tu run intu teh ruum wile hez der adn sit daon adn eggspekt skritches?

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:41:32 +0000

lol, poohbear, ai memburr dat frum mai yooth n dayz of drowt here in CA. We shud be sayin dat now 2, but no one’s offishally sed nuttin.