i are big kid naw?
i are big kid naw?
u iz a big kitteh nao. hao old r u?
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Ai duz fingz growed up wai
howdy, and how does this caterdai find thee? ya speedy-fingered purrson ya.
Thx shd, Ai iz foin 2dai. Haow u?
nawt too bad, woke up (always a good start) on the ply-wood rack, I’ll prolly go home soon, or to me mam’s–it is her birthday and I have no idea what to get her.
Flourz aer ushoolee a gud choys – cloes an jools aer moar riskee. Haow abowt a boddle uv sumfing? (Dat awlwaiz pleezis me!)
Sumfing lyke purrrfume??
Or “boddle” as in BYOB ???
Ai can’t abide perfyoom!!!!!
I personably wood find a few sheets of 1/2 inch plywood to be a wonderful gift. But Ise nawt yer mawm.
wat abowt catnip purrfyoom?
ah allawais liek 2 receve huge saks uv munnee, u cud tri dat
Ware cud u find dem dese daiz?
tru, she and I are the big wine drinkers inna house. Well, my aunt/older sis (she’s got five years on me), is there now…with her geriatric kittehs, and insane doggies (serious…they need help…professional help) I think she’ll take a drop o’ the grape as well, hmmmm.
Hmmmm…sum gud wine and mebbe a prettee wine glass???
Ai know dat wuld make ME happee !!!
Or eben large jug of medocgre whine an a hatchet fer whacking the top off it.
good mam figts?
An Apple pie
box o choklits
couple of movie tickets
diamond errings
Evening in Paris parfum
frankinscense & myrrh
gushifud
hair ornaments
incense holder (mom’s a hippy!!)
jade errings
kwik dry cement (like to do tile work)
Luvely wine glass….
Muneys…in bags…
New fings….
Opals….
Precious jewels…..
Quinces (me mamcat makes jelly)
Real chockolates
Silky-smooth dark chokolates
T…
triple rich chocolates
unusual rocks
very pretty scarf
well wishes from her boikit
xacto knife (for crafty stuff)
zillion schmoos
OK Dan!!! Ai think yoo nao hav enuf suggeschuns fur menee burdiasy! Yur werreiz ar OVER! If yoo go wif teh flowers, an teh choklits, an teh whine – an yurslef – ai think yoo wud hav wun verreee happeee momcat indeed!
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We dint ask. Hao aold iz yur momcat gonna bee??? That wud make a bit ov a differnce. But yoo dont hav to say, ov corse!
nice end to that list.
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the schmoo should wayte ’till I’ve washed mai filthy boddy, ’twas a sweaty-dirty load out.
Hao bout reel schmooz, nawt teh schmoochiiz. Eh schmoo kin com in handee.
Seriously, shut up.
they let you out?
Ware AER dose menz inn teh kleen wyte kotes hoo aer cumming tew tayke himz awai?
hoepfullee, coming dis wae soon
Himz a trollolllllllllolololol.
still waytin on yor funny LOLz yo wuz gonna maek for us to show us wut funny reely iz
ah neber unnerstanz y peeps whoo getz sew irratatered bye de commentin eben bodder 2 be reedin de commentin. Y dey doan jus luk atz de pixures or nawt be in cheezeland at allz? Peeps iz strainge sumtimez.
I’m wif u BF473. I duznt b unnerstanning deze trollz
atawl, atawl!! Dis wun b berry rude. not nice atawl.
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But I wudn’t wanting eben a troll 2 habbing himz
feelingz hurt.
*rapz lolllllllllolololol in big floofee blankee*
Heer, lemme making shur iz nice and snug.
*hearz ‘mrmbvnk mrrr’ kumming frum blankee*
Wutz dat? u sownd like u b mumbling.
*adjustz blankee so mouf is cuvered kumpleetlee.*
Thatz bedder. now u just resting heer till u b feeling soshubil agin.
Nyse wun Cween.
maebee we shud poke himz wif a pin 2 c if all of teh meen comes out, like a big balloon of meenness. that, or send him to his room wif no dinner, and see if he encounters an iland full ov littel boys in wolf suits, lol
Hoo wuz dat persun? Ai iz nawt familyar wif lolllllllllolololol.
He iz a troll hoo cums heer ebbree fyoo daiz to sai it izn’t funnee. Wye he duz dat noewun noez – Ai wunder iffn him noes himself!
him iz regulolar trol, alwuz comz arownd (haznt seed him in a wile, not taht i’z missd him) to tel us how nawt-funny we iz an teh lolz iz an ebreefing’s stoopid.
wellllll, iffen himz tinks de lols iz stoopid anna himz lukin at de lols annehowz….umm wat do dat mek himz?
himz jallous ob de funz de cheezepeeps be habin.
dans dans dans, slip ‘n slide, ZZZZZTTTTT, ouchiez
Fang-ks, u gaizes.
SHD! Yoo shud know tath seeing hur sun wud bee teh verree best present, ai think!
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An flowerz ar awlwaiz nice – oar reelee gud choklitz?? Godiva’s, purrhaps??? Oar a gud buk. Too bad ai dont know yur mom! Hard to say waht she wud laik. But moast ov awl, YOO, ai wud think!
Ohai,Janet !!!
How iz the west syde uv teh Mitten State dis mornin ???
Congrashulashuns Annipuss!
Thx Aydrean.
conga rats annipuss!!
sillybrashuns?
Thx Hashim It haz got berry hot heer 2dai, so a long cool drink wud be gud,
here! **pours cool lemon juice in a big mug**
might taek u sum tiem to drink it all, but u can try!!1!
O hai again, Hashim! Cud ai hav sum ov taht lemonade, too??? It’s kwite kool heer iin Meeshigun this morning, but ai DO reelee laik lemonade!!
) enyjoying ebreewun’s companee!!
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Do yoo hav enuf fur ebreewun???? Wud cud just awl sit heer sipping ar lemonade an hav nice kwiet Caturday morning (oar afternoon, oar ebening
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Ai’ll bring sum moar ice! An maybee sum cookiees. Ai’ve got Chokolit Biscotti, Florentiners, sum ov Romeow’s speshum Lemon Bars an *russel, russel* sum chokolit chips! Oh – an chunkee peenut butter. THAT shud doo it!
Yummmmm…can we sits awn teh porch ?????
Oh yes! We MUST sit awn teh porch! Ai got awl teh big floofee pillows aut – an awl the chairs ar set up so we can just sit in a cirkul an tawk!
i would lub dat!!
**sits on cushion wiff Simba kitteh on lap and sipping sum lemonade**
so naow all ub u are here, lemme tell uz a bad news dat happened wiff mah kitteh today **strokes Simba sum moar**
Uh,oh….
go awn….
ok… today, at about 3:00 PM, da weather waz getting a bit cold and
dark clouds were forming… mah Simba kitteh had eaten sum food and needed to poop
so he wanted to go outside in da garden so we let him out and went out ourselves..
den… da weather got worser, moar dark clouds and all of a sudden, all
da silence broke and a huge storm raged! we hab never seen anyfing liek it!!
our trees were bended and da sign boards crashed and all!
awl of us came inside but den we remembered, “Where’s Simba?”
den… we gotted to know he waz outside den…
Wut happened next ???…..
when da storm finally ended, we heard a similar meowing on da window and it waz Simba, all wet and awl! we waz so happee dat he came bak dat we
dunno wat happened but sumone had
didnt notice anyfing new. We saw dat he waz limping a bit and den saw datt he had blood all ober himz bak!
hurted him badly
den, we had to go out to our cousins howsie cauz dey invited us so we
had to settle Simba outside on himz private chair so we went away. Noaw adat
we came bak, Simba iz missing!! it iznt much of a problem cauz mostly he jus
goes for a walk to da neighbours howsie but i haz a worried dat he
iz injured and defenceless so i hope he cumz bak soon!!
we urged(meh and mah bruvver) urged da momcat and da dadcat to keep him inside but dey said dat he may poop inside or kill da couch etc…all da ebil fings kittehs do but den, dey didnt listen so i jus’ hope he cumz back soon so we can
medicate him!
Oh,no !!!!!
Mebbe he gotted injured in teh storm,Hashim.
Not to scare u,but summtimes teh injured kittehs wyll hide sumwhere….
Hashim!!!
Iz he missing rite NAO??????
sadly, he iz missing
jus’ wana run out and find him, well, i did try too but i couldnt find him….
hopefully, he will cum bak!
here’s hoping for ya.
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positive waves moriarity….positive waves
If yoo can, yoo shud go aut an keep luking. Kittehs hoo ar hurt offen go an hide sumwhare. Luk in playces hee cud hide! When mai beloved Fred wuz hurt, he went aut an hid. An a fownd him in a neighbors garaj!
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So – taek enewun yoo can find an go an luk. He iz likelee holed up sumwhere.
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An ai DOOO hoep he coms bak awn hiz awn. {{{{{Hashim}}}}} yoo must be skeered to deth! Ai know! It iz an AWFUL feeling!
fanks Janet!!
akshullee, its nite outside so mah dad doesnt allow meh to go outside cauz sum people
kidnap kids and force dem to beg for money… so… iz waiting for him to cum
i jus’ checked outside, nawt far though, didnt find him… went to da terrace and checked by a torch, no luck
oh well…..rats.
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still…positive waves moriarity….positive waves
duz simba eet de dri kitteh fud? mebbe u cud jus go rite outzide door (hab dad standz rite dere inna doorwai) & tri callin simba & shakin de fud box. Iffen he iz hurted dat mite nawt wurk butt iz worf a tri ifz dad iz willin. Meh kittehs stai inzide but onze Tucker slipped owt de door, her wuz so scared she run uner de porch wear ah cudnt reech her & dat wurked fer gettin her owt.
Ah dew nawt wan u 2 bee puttin ursef inna anee danger at awl butt ah haz a sad fer simba.
fanks stagehanddan!!
ur positive waves r… positive!!
hmmm…. i’ll try it… brb!
nope, tried it, didnt wurk… mah ovver kittehs caem running to meh and
were begging for food but dey r just plain ol’ greedy. jus’ fed them….
fanks fur da advice anyway!!
ah amma sorree, itz iz sew hard wen 1 ob yer furry frenz iz mizzin, ah hopez u can findz himz
i know he will cum bak!
he’z nawt dat thankless, ifinkso….
Yes, yur dad iz absolutelee rite! Yoo shud nawt go awt at nite!!!!
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In India (southern India, in Kerala, Guruvayoor, to be exact, iz where mmai frenz liv), tehy werree about taht too. But it iz moar teh tribes taht liv in teh chungle.
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What they doo wif tehy childruns they taek – no wun wud say. Corse, it mite hav awnlee bin an Indian Urban Legend!
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Mai frends sun an hiz cuzzin had walked to teh beech – an were layte coming bak, an mai fren wuz SERIOUSLEE werried.
ohh… i haz another sad nao…
no……
o no, wut Hashim?
well, its with my nintendo Wii… i had ordered a Wii Online shop points card so i could buy stuff online and had been waiting an year for an opportunity to buy it…
my brother is in Pittsburgh PA and he called me today that he had bought it…
i was so happy that the wait was over but my Wii wouldnt accept it….
all the wait, it was useless if it was to end like this!! i just feel like crying!
Hashim??? Ar yoo OK. Ai thnk prollee nawt! {{{{{{Hashim}}}}}}
no…. nawt a bit….
dammit son, don’t do that to an old man. I was afeered it was something else altogether.
Hashim – ai donut eben know waht it iz yoo ar needing. But izzit that wun frum America just duzznt werk in India???
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But wud wun frum Yurp????? Hao doo yoo know??? Ai cud ask sum ov mai renz – teh wuns hoo live there, if yoo laik.
no… i fink its available only in japan… fanks anyway!
U r jus nawt habin a gud dai, ah amma sorree (((Hashim)))
Nao we just needs sumwun hoo iz going to Japan! Cud bee sumwun heer???
dis iz prolly not hlepful, but try anyway… dubble-chek an dubble-chek agin taht yoo iz entering teh riet nummbers. my boy (hoo iz 12) gotted wun for himz wii, an it haz mannee mannee nummers on it. kan be trikky.
oh, Hashim… i haz a deapist simpethetik 4 u… my cat Tigger ran away awile ago, and i still haz a sad…
Naaw! Sumtims kittehs git out an niver cum bak. Lik onse my kitteh Missy got out n niver came bak. It givs me a big sad weniver I tink bout it.
Ohai Janet!! ob course awl ob us can haz lemonade!!
**taeks out a mobile and calls a number**
yesh, we needs lemonade, lotsa lotsa it!
**a huge truck bringz a whole room full of lemonade and ice**
hmmm… iz dat enuff??
Yes!!
Ai am shur tath will do!!
Heer Annipuss! Ai just fownd thiz reelee nice pome. Izn’t this just teh way we awl feel when we left a reelee gud commint – an no wun seems to notiss??? Oar wehn we are heeer reelee urlee, oar reelee layte – an. . . .*spookee mewsik*. . .we seem to be awl aloan??
A Certain Swirl
by Mary Ruefle
The classroom was dark, all the desks were empty,
and the sentence on the board was frightened to
find itself alone. The sentence wanted someone to
read it, the sentence thought it was a fine sentence, a
noble, thorough sentence, perhaps a sentence of
some importance, made of chalk dust, yes, but a sen-
tence that contained within itself a certain swirl not
unlike the nebulous heart of the unknown universe,
but if no one read it, how could it be sure? Perhaps it
was a dull sentence and that was why everyone had
left the room and turned out the lights. Night came,
and the moon with it. The sentence sat on the board
and shone. It was beautiful to look at, but no one
read it.
That reminded me of the lines from Grey’s Elegy:
Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air.
Taht wun brings a teer to mai aie! Oh Annipuss! Taht gives mee SUCH a gud aidea! When we awl com to yur haus fur teh 2012 O’Lympiks, an ar libbing in teh blackberree haus in yur “garden*, purrhaps wee cud hav sum poetree nites, laik tehy doo in Socland.
An wee cud awl recite oar reed sum ov ar favorotie pomes.
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Cud bee reelee nice. We cud doo it bai candullite – wif purrhaps teh full moon shining – sawft mewsik playing sumwhere. Balmee summer breezes gentlee wafting over us.
Janet, yoo are a poet.
heers mai fafurrite poem eberreeone:
By Robert Frost
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
one of my favorites, used in part, regularly
Hmmm, dat iz a gud aidea. Ai fink……
and who’s the gormless wonder who didn’t clean the lid when they were through?!?!?!
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THEY SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MAI POINTEE ENDS.
Down’t knw who…but it wuz probably a guy.
** snerk***
Sorree,Dan…
**** runsawaifast***
>________<
Heee!!
I juss botted a gnu toylit seet today….I made sure it has teh sawft close seet an lid so mah Boy tinklers can nebber leeb teh lid up agen!!!!
fine, then be ready to address some, aukwer..akuwee…akaw…embarassin’ injuries.
They can has one hand for holdin seet an wun for ..erm..yoo noe..
Eider dat oar tehm will has to pee sittin down!!!
you forgot to factor in garment restraint, that takes one hand….you see where the potential for injury sneeks in dere?
Sittin down it is then.
there are issues is sittin down for guys that gals just don’t have to deal with, but that’s mostly a hardware problem (meaning ceramics…ya pervs) not software (that too too mortal flesh).
Oh. They can pee inna bush tehn
We’ll have bois an girrls terlits tehn. Tehy can yoose teh nawt sawftee close wun,an me an Ansty wun can has teh uther one. Tahts okay. Ifinkso taht mite werk qwite well
if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie!
I saw sumfing ritted on teh wall in a rest room once. It sed, ‘mai muvver madid meh a fraidy cat…” Sumbuddy rotted undeneef, “If I buys her teh yarn, will she makes meh one too?”
years ago after a long meeting wiff free cawfee I wuz inna mens room at a urinlol when muh fren Will, a blak guy, rushs up to the one neks to me. He say “whew, just made it.” I sez to him, “nawt bad, kin yo make me one in whyte?”
LOL!! Taht iz a noo wun!! An so kwik ov yoo.
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Ar yoo reelee a – hao did yoo say it? . . .a grumpee. . .hmmm. . .sumthing laik grumpee an awd(er)! Ar yoo reelee taht???? Sumhao, ai hav a hard taim reelee believning that. Yoo ar WAAAY to funneh!!!
JCH4K, I’se getting awn on years having completed muh first half century a whyle ago. I cannawt say iffen Ise a grumpy ole crank or a cranky ole grump
I do noes dat iffen muh son doan hurry up an find a wyfe wif whom he can crank out sum grandkids for me, der are a lawt of bad habits an filfy jokes dat will nawt git passed down to muh progeny.
Ai fink dey iz bubblols in teh plastik
I still feelz as stoopy az I luk.
Oh,goodee….no moar Pampuuurrrrrs!
Ironic, am’nt it, kitteh?
Teh novelty toilet seet iz ironic,ai finkso.
Haz u seed teh wunz wiv razer blaydes oar barbd wyre innem?
Yikes!!
Dat wuld make me think twyce abowt sittin down !!
Me 2!
Toilet wiff spikes!!!
neber herd uf it!! itz ebil!!
Dey iz embeddid in teh cleer plastik, but dey doan’t lukk at awl cumfertibble!
eben if dey r embedded in plastic, NO WANT!!1!
no, no, no, Hashim, u r yoosing teh rong form, teh kurrect form is:
eben if dey r embedded in plastic, NEBER WANT!!1!
Ai seed da seashells ones, its purty. Ai likes seashells
Ai awlso seed wun wiv see creecherz liek starfishies an crabz – Ai fink dat is pleh!
I would forget to sit and just look (stare!!!) at the seat Ifinkso!
A little privacy, plz?
Berry liddle….
Doan forgit to flush, kitteh!
Splash! Kitteh needed pointier pointee ends.
Naw I can has bigger cheezbrgr!
yup, not just teh dinkee 4-peece chikin mcnugget eever.
huh!! who brought cameras in da toilet?? MAM!!1!
Teh paparazzi are shameless dese days.
“Dese days”?
Yer rite…
teh paparazzi hav been shameless since teh beginning uv tyme.
I can just imagine some rat-bastart with a clay tablet and stylus chasing King Herod around.
You and I had teh sayme thot…..I wuz thinkin Cleopatra,tho…
yeh, put you know that Cleo most likely was leading the papyruzzy on, she was such a pain in the asp.
*** snerk ***
A Britney fer teh ancient tymes….
always gotta keep her faice inna papyrus……..
Wow…u haz got the gud commints dis mornin!!!
My brayne izzint fullee awayke yet !!!
Ai think he gotted awl inspired bai Pittypat! She iz SOO gud at that! But – Dan iz showing us a noo side – that he, too, iz master ov teh pun!
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An nao AI’M traing to think ov wun! But. . .cawffe!! Maybee ai just needs moar awfee!!
That SHD….he is a reader of Spider Robinson’s Callaghan series…I LOVE those books; they are the punniest (and I means it). I read, but just don’t remember so good
Oh RLY??? Ai dont even know those. Ai guess a trip to teh liberree iz in mai fewchur!! An ai had bedder rite that down! Speeking ov nawt remembering so gud!!
Yep dat Spider, the only person who could make me want to work in a “house of ill repute” in brooklyn. In this case Lady Sally’s house. Pity it’s closed. I wanna go.
hmm… nawt hurd ub those books *sigh*
mah book knowledge, let meh show u it!!
and Janet, u needed cawffee, rite? here taek dis!! **hands Janet a cup
of hawt coffee**
u needs icecream wiff dat?
Yes…mai life has beecome a series uv post-it notes.
…supposed to be under Janet’s commint…
LOL! Mine too! Teh verree laytes in Haus Byootiful!
Hashim, i can pleeze haz teh cawfee and ice creem 2, onlee hold teh cawfee? (my mommycat tawt me gud mannurs!)
*heddesk*
Dat’z troo, SHD — herz kawzdid uh lawtta trubble … But ifn U ebber askded herz, nun uvvit wuz EBBER herz fawlt … aftur awl, herz wuz da Cween uv Denial!!
…
**scampers quickly to safety from the inevitable thrown objects**
In prehistoric times they followed sellebrity cavemans around and taked pictures of them in all kindsa situations.
Such as…
After they was pooped on by a pterodactyl
Being bited by a sabre toofed loltiger
Can’t make a fire.
D…
Dig a hole for pooping in
Enraged nekkid cavemen
Fight wiff bones
G…
Gettin eetin by T-Rex……
Havin a cave-partee…..
Injuring selves wif rocks
Jumpin up & down sayin “Ug”….
K…..
Kindling a fire
Launching a speer at sumthing to eet
MIssing teh “sumthing to eet”
N. . .
Nekkid dancing…..
Opening pterydactyl(?) eggs…..
Pointy-end carving awn sticks…..
Questioning existence…..
R…..
Running fur cover in a thundurstorm
Started a fite wif hiz best fren
Tangled up in vines
U. . .
Under teh wether and can’t hunt
Visitin naybor caves
Work out by lifting a baby dinosaur
X-amined teh week-old antelope 2 c if it’s still gud
Y…
Draggin de laydees 2 de cabe
Eatin rocks (cavemenz nawt sew brite)
Findin fire (ouchiez)
Gettin stomped bye dinozarz
Dropped deh spee, sap, spar,….dat dratted pointy wood ting
Evovled, slowly
Fell inna Fyre
G…
Got aut ov teh fyre reel fast
Hopped about!!!
Ignored teh otter peepl laffing an poynting
J. . .
Jumped inna lake (cause on fyre)
Killed the twit laughing
Licked wounds (figuratively….I hope)
M..
Milkdid a T Rex … berry fast!
Nottid up vines 2 make roaps
Okashunally taked a baff.
P…
Pursue Porcine Porcupine
Quit using wadder……sun bathe
Relieve self in plain view of the entire cave (if there was a seat, the twit would’ve left it down)
Stole woman of Urg…..she cook porcupine better
T…
SUN bathe???? LOL!!!!
Pikkin hiz noze . . .eeeewww
Quartered hiz “sumthing to eet” that he finallee cawt
Revellling in teh forest
S. . .
Skinned a dinosaw
Toasteda terrydactil cuz it pooped awn him
Ugg ugg ugged at himz frenz
V..
Visitid nayboring caves
Whittled a new chare owt ov a tree
Xamined hiz feets 4 hares… Dere wuz lawts!!!
Y…
Yellin at teh papparazzi 2 stawp chasin dem
Zonkin awt aftir a dai uv runnin frum peeplolz.
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Wut a bizzi dai teh celebritee cavepeepz hadz!
ya!! i should check mah baffroom too!! huh? wats dis?
enquiring mindz wantz 2 kno
camera in mah baffroom??
**makes a bonefire**
**throws camera in**
MWHAHAHA!!! burn!! BURN!!!
*cough* i fink i got a bit carried away
iz okay. Camereh maks gud blaize…i bringz teh marshmallows.
Ai gitz teh weenerz.
Hashim r u surez u getz rid ob alla de ebil?
ifinkso…. i dunno, if i whips out all da ebil, dier wont be a balance!!
so…
Mooooooooooooooooooooom derz no toylets paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
Dats cos yuze shredding it on last fred kthnxbai
It is nawt over till teh paper wurk iz dun!!!!
but…but… i needs thumbs to do dat **sigh**
*Splash*
Nooooooo! Ah wantz meh lil pottie chare bak!
Plz 2 hav sum paiper?!? Las kitteh destr…destro…shredded it. kthnx.
See Panther pee!
Tonight at 11.
oddly enough, this is the last picture found on reporters camera, haven’t found the reporter
at least……*gulp*….nawt awl uf heem
Ai juss lyk that his naym iz Panther, n den he luks so sillee n undiggifyd lyk dis, uzeeng a toylut.
U can cloze door plz, I has privasee?
*Ahem*
If itz brown
Flush it down…
If itz yeller
Let it meller…
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Iz taht teh sortz ov poitree we’z tihnking ov?
lol, poohbear, ai memburr dat frum mai yooth n dayz of drowt here in CA. We shud be sayin dat now 2, but no one’s offishally sed nuttin.
In this land
of fun and sun
We never flush
for number one.
Taht’s teh mantra wi hadz 2 saev watur wehn Ai libed inna Virgin Islands.
Iz teh snorglesum Simba hokay noa, Hashim??
nope, he iz missing rite naow but he will cum bak soon!!
Floofie paws crossed fur gud luk an Snorglesum Simba bak hoem dry an saef’n’sawnd asap!
That iz wun biiiiig kitteh! Cant wayte to be getin mah kittehs
Ohai IRDave!!
)
when are you getting ur kitteh?? which breed?? colur??
(i know, too many qweshuns but couldnt resist!!
i not knowin yet. Has to go rund lukin at kittehs! shud has dem in under a wiik!
I wish I could train my cats to do that. It would save on cat litter.
Panther kitteh makin brown fishes! Bery, bery cleber kitteh. Butt shurly, foto takin bee an inbashun ob kitteh privacie??! Ore kitteh privy…
Kitteh oanley uusing teh toylet undure duhress becuz teh litturebaux iys beeing uused bye teh uvver fieve kittehs;
(almoast liek mens goeing tuu teh ladees ruume wen teh mens ruume iys awl filleded up!!!!)
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!!!!!! Tehre’s a guiy iyn heer!!!!”
Ai hab nebber seen menz uzing ladeez ruume cuz deres wuz tew fullz, iz alwaes teh ovver wae rownd heer.
So…if kitteh uzez teh fasilities….duz hyooman get tu run intu teh ruum wile hez der adn sit daon adn eggspekt skritches?
Snerk! Hao troo!!
Dewd Wai is teh toylut seetz see-froos?
Dat meanz u can seen turdiez when seetz r clozed
Ewwwwwww
teh pichur is no lukee shawt – teh kitteh rele IZ usin teh toiletz! O_O
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Waste
k, naow iz going to sleep. Had a bad day
*zzzzz*
Good nite Hashim Ai hope tomorro bringz better fings fur u.
tri 2 sleepz well Hashim. Pleeze 2 inna mornin az erly az pozzible, tek eberywun u cahn findz 2 luk fer Simba? Call himz & den lissen hard, iffen hez hidin caus himz hert u mite here himz cri, eben if himz wunt cumz owt. best thawts 2 u (((Hashim & Simba)))
gud nite hashim sorry yoo haz had such a nawt-gud day. hoep simba coms home soon an yoo kan haz wii poynts taht wurk. *tucky tucky teh soft blankie arownd hashim*
{{{{{Hashim & Simba}}}}}
Rofl kitteh use pooper
Kitteh is big kid, he no need adult kittehs!
I can haz kitteh wif tihs abilitee? kthxbai.
Panther… Aw u haz a kute name kitteh!
Tha wun spiffee toylit.
Ohai. U stil here! Didz ya like da blankie?
Mehbeh wii needz 2 dukky taep teh blankie 2 himz sew hii jus stai der 4 a wile. Adn wii kin dukky taep ennyfing else wii wantin 2.
ah hez a staple-gun, iffen annewun wantz 2 barrow itz. jus a suguesstion