Comments on: I was told to seal this opening

By: wolf girl

wolf girl — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:20:11 +0000

teh usta beh feesh burgerz but deh neva caut on. to warm fo da seels.

By: wolf girl

wolf girl — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:16:48 +0000

an it no brown.

By: wolf girl

wolf girl — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:16:03 +0000

dats no a see lion! it haf kno ears! its a seel. u need ta geh ya aneemals stwate!

By: waffle

waffle — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:34:15 +0000

Iz see-lionz, not seel. see-lionz gotz da wizkaz. Dey du dose trix wit teh balansing of uv stuffz on deir nozez, nawt teh seels.

But points 4 effert nd pun

By: judson

judson — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:03:27 +0000

Ise nawt werried about shrub fyndin dis syte, he don’t surf the web and even if he do stumble akrost this syte, he has enuff trubba wiff English so I yam coiten dat lolsppek will confownd hims.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:29:14 +0000

ohai, JCH4K! i thot u wur nebber coming! i haz a happee at c-ing u! iz a turkish van cat, dey liek teh wattur! *jumps in and starts doin’ teh kitteh paddul* WHEE! i lurve teh pool, iz teh BEST way 2 cool off. ohey, i just reelized dat i haz annuder nawt-sekkund: nawt-sekkund pool partee! kool!

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:13:29 +0000

Tank u!

I feel bedder nao.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:16:43 +0000

**waz just walking around when heard splashes and smelt noms**
**turns direction**
huh? a pool…. that could meen… A POOL PARTY!!??
YAY!!
**jumps in da pool wiff full speed**
**swim swim swim swim breath swim swim swim swim**
ahhh…. dis iz da life! Ohai JCH4K!!
how iz u doing? such a nice and relaxing party!!
**swim swim swim**

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:11:04 +0000

Jenna! This wuz a GRATE idea! A pool partee! Ai’m nawt at awl shur tath we ebber had wun ov these befoar.
.
An eben tho it may LUK, at furst glance, tath a lot ov peepl dint com to teh partee, donut belieeve it fur too sekonds. Menee peepl dopr bai an just Njoy, an there ar teh thousands (so they say, eneway) ov lurkers hoo awlso were heer. But. . .az they just lurk , it’s kind ov hard to tell!!
.
But az this iz cyburspayce, it is NEBBER too layte! Nawt reelee. A reelee gud frend tawt me tahn munths ago! So – ai’m in mai bathing soot – an ai’m diving in!!!

*KEERSPLASH *swim, swim, swim, swim* Hey! c’mon in ebreebuddee! The water iz reelee warm an nice! *swim, swim, swim, swim*
*
*climes aut ov the pool* An nao ai’m reddee fur sum ov those slurpees!
{{{{{Jenna}}}} Ai will be delited to com to wun ov yur parteez enetaim! Yur doing it rite fur shur!

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:02:26 +0000

Iz bloo, bowt yay beeg, b-;awngz tu frend uv maiyn.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:51:34 +0000

iz takin spanush dis year, and u haz 2 no inglish gud to taek a forin langwidge,2 and i bin wunderin: do you think dat dere iz lolcats in meckico and spain? tell me whut u think!

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:48:25 +0000

if he duz find it, u jess put urself in evun DEEPER doodoo

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:40:14 +0000

wut happund 2 PB2K? iz not a verree freakwint reeder, so i need 2 no.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:38:22 +0000

maebee himz iz a speshul droid that iz an ecksperumint by the united states armee 2 c if it can fool peepul dat it iz hooman. iz low-level stoopid droid, tho.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:33:32 +0000

dats troo, but 99.99% uv all kaleeko kittehs are girls, and boy kaleekos r staryl.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:04:24 +0000

Ohai! Haz u seen annee stray bukkets round hear?

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:45:22 +0000

oh noes!!
u haz been unattended fur a longish tiem!!
**calls da CCC, wweeeeehhhhhhhoooooooooo!!**
**scoopity scoopity da brayns**
**duckity tape da hed**
**puts a CHRG on Kitteh_Kat_Celia’s hed**
dier u go, u can haz dis hawt choklitt an ddis cozy blanky wiff kitteh pikshures on it!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:17:30 +0000

password pweaze??
or dis seal will nawt move unless in case of baffrooms!

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:46:44 +0000

SPLORT!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:26:52 +0000

Lulz abowt “whom”, nawt abowt “author”.

But ai can has let “author” slip bye az a berb. “Impact”, too *twitch twitch*

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:24:26 +0000

Lulz!!!

Wii has lostinged teh baddle conserning its vs it’s, adn your vs you’re, ifinkso.

By: judson

judson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:23:15 +0000

I yam wiff you 4.5, I got reassigned from a Technical writing job acause I refused to use Author as a verb.

By: judson

judson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:20:51 +0000

I kinnawt hep muhsff but to kerrect peeps who doan noes teh differmits betwean Bring an Take or I, Me, and Myself. I has already gave up on lay an lie and who an whom. A former boss used ‘whom’ in a letter to some major clients when she shouda sed ‘Who’. So I went in to esplain to her dat itz ‘He who’ and ‘Him Whom’. She tole me dat dint apply acause the letter wus about a lady.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:16:14 +0000

IRL ai R a editor. Iz so fun to plai plai plai wif wurds heer!!!

By: judson

judson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:14:25 +0000

I fink I yam in luf wid you two_kittehs. I am very precize wiff boff muh soke an wrt words and I werked as a galley slave off an on fer years. But muh typin skillz are nawt grate so I luvs the heck owta cheezland!!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:02:55 +0000

nawt likely, too many words.

By: Amethyst

Amethyst — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:00:59 +0000

I loooooooooves the seals because they look like beagles, and I love how beagles look like seals!

By: eubie

eubie — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:27:37 +0000

Mai phar..farm…scrip gi gibz mii mahn n teh nawt-kidlet-pruf bodduls

By: eubie

eubie — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:24:11 +0000

Kiddehz hear z awl reddi bak 4 2 weeks. Brill yant skul offishuls no can haz noin hao hot z hear, jush fulishlee spenin r tax munnies 2 kul teh skulz n teh hottestess tahm ub teh yeer. Adn doan 4git teh pleh stuperbizrz.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:04:53 +0000

among ovver fings, iz reely gud way to hab lotsa peeples hate yoo rabidly.

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:59:09 +0000

act tew ally, himz was bornded in kon ect te kutt, n raised
(but nawt berri far up !) in midland n huston texas.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:57:45 +0000

sorry, *hangs head in shame*
.
*but with a glint inna eye*

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:48:52 +0000

…mush teim haz past an Big-Gladys haz had manee a glaz of teh bubbleee.
*getz outta teh pool leeveeng wet futprintz inn a soemwhat randum fashon az she luks arund 4 teh cheezpeeps*
*does nawt c ani*
*findz a sawft comfee chair adn sleepz dreemeeng ov teh YNNSBz*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:39:11 +0000

an my own personal corollary, “anywun hoo akshully WANTS to be prezident haz got sumfin rong wif tehm.”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:38:00 +0000

well, i not wanted teh Hope Dimund anyway, not after i started droppin fings and fallin ober, but teh strings ob smaller dimunds taht camed wif it iz awfly niyse (i still haz it, heh heh heh)

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:33:17 +0000

OOOOOHHHHH!! Shampayne
I lubs dis stuff!! Fankyoo lunarmommy .
Glad to heer yoo is nawt kursed N E more.Droppin stuffs is nawt soo grate akshully.
Yoo duz noe dat LCB prolly borreed teh jewelolery from a unsuspektin purssun an it am nawt hers to hav bak? Keep it fer yerseff..she got so mush her wares sunglasses awllatyme to avoid teh blind frum teh bling!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:30:50 +0000

i haz also adopted my polly tickle filosoffy frum teh hitchhikers gide. makes lotta sense.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:27:17 +0000

espeshully speshulli wif teh “.” cramps

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:26:02 +0000

u not haz a bad, jess a skatterbrayned, liek me! i iz veree, veree, furgetful, espeshullee when it comes to chores!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:25:51 +0000

hi tidmum, hab sum leftober shampayne, tehres plenty. eben gots choklit flavrd if yoo wants.
an hashim haz lifted teh Kurse ob teh Hope Dimund frum me, so now i wont drop anyfing on yoo. (i got kursded by teh Hope Dimund caws LCB loanded it to me to wear wif my party gown. her haz lotsa joolry she lets yoo borrow. if yoo gibs it bak.)

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:22:28 +0000

ZOMG i jess thot uv sumting. wut if teh prezidunt finds this website and he luks at all uv teh comints? it’s just so, zomg

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:21:51 +0000

iz teh way teh pikshure iz lited, i fink. not haz teh catchlights reflectin frum teh eyes.
my teeny amownt ob wannabe fotograffy knolije, let me sho yoo it.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:19:47 +0000

no, how a person wif a negative iq becomes prezidunt

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:18:27 +0000

no, but u can haz fishburger

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:16:54 +0000

luks lyk JanetCanHas4Kittehs will not be here, at leest not fur a whyle. so it is thyme 4 teh partee to start! noms and slurpies r 2 teh rite, games and pinata to the left, and teh pool in teh middul! bring your bathing soot!

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:12:49 +0000

maebee an elektron mikriskoep…

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:11:22 +0000

maebee antarctica, but he wud prolly skare all uv teh pengwins away…

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:09:13 +0000

Fanks u, Opheliacat!! Iz berree bad wen CCC inbentor furrgets her CHRG!!

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:07:01 +0000

dat iz sadlee troo, anyting goes now… liek dat movie based on a tv sho dat haz a werd i will not say

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:03:52 +0000

or teh gray aylienz peepls