I was told to seal this opening
I was told to seal this opening so here I am.
jus hoep dat sumfing dont brush ur leg.
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A nachural seel-ent.
a bery green solushun to teh situashun
luks kinda like a grey area.
Iz see-lionz, not seel. see-lionz gotz da wizkaz. Dey du dose trix wit teh balansing of uv stuffz on deir nozez, nawt teh seels.
But points 4 effert nd pun
dats no a see lion! it haf kno ears! its a seel. u need ta geh ya aneemals stwate!
an it no brown.
PB2K…..how iz u feelin ??????
Ohai PB2K!! Gud 2 C u heer! U b feline beddurer?
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Sorree U misted da risepshun 4 Lady Mondegrene. But dere b plinnee uv non-alkyhawlik shampayn lefted ifn U wood liek sum. I kin ebben add sum Creme de Cacao 2 mayk it chokklit shampayn ifn U wont — it wuz verree popyooler yestiddee…
oh noes!!!!! I missted a partee? Oh deer mii! Iz prollee fer teh gud, sinz I haz bin attaked bai Major Pleh an his crummy post-transplant minions. I had feber a fyoo daiz ago, and I haz sum owies and no energies. Iz nawt teh fun, so I’z misted manee a fine fred, I finkso. I’ll haz to catch up wehn I haz moar energies fer reeding an LOLing.
{{{{{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}}}}}
I praiz 4 ur heelin, n 4 da tranzplant 2 tayk n mayk U awl beddurer reel sune…
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{{{{[Marfa}}}}} yu wuz mist. Lord Aahz did wundurmus jawb wif da refrechmintz nd ai hurd dat Philippe had intresting abenshur wif sum blondeez aftur ai left.
feline bedder? pb2k?
Ohai Missy!! U gotted da tawp uv da brayd! Wood U liek 2 sillybrayt? We can haz lawtsa shampayn uv minnee kyndz left frum yestiddee — wont sum?
Shoore – tanks! Bring em to teh pool partee!
**Aahz has the YNNSBz bring the champagne bar with all 7 champagne fountains over to the pavilion near the pool**
Heer yar — hep ursef! Oar U can haz wun uv da YNNSBz breeng sum 2 U…
Tanks…*offurs sum to Annipuss and Nightshayde for tye at top spot*
*slurp, slurp!!!*
FangQ dat iz juss wat Ai needz. Cheez Missy An Nightshayde
dun furget, we awlso has teh non-alkuhol drinks for teh kittnins and teh uvver grown-up kittehs who don’t like teh hangovers
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/13/funny-pictures-hungovr/
Oooh – fanks! Sry — bin on anudder site (no kittehz & no lolspeak) dis-kussin politix. Howrs haz gone by & ai haz nawt gotten enny werk dun. Dis be nawt sew grate as ai haz lots to do befoar dis free-day weekend.
*wandurrs off to do werk insted uf loling wif cheezfrendz*
Ai wood lub 2 half a YNNSB breeng mai a shampayne whilst ai laonge on mai floatee in teh pool. Iz pawsible taht teh YNNSB will swim it owt 2 me in teh pool? Iz veri niec of Jenna to hav a pool partee adn for Aahz 2 bring teh YNNSBz. Teh summer iz awlmost obber adn ai hab 2 go bak 2 work an teach the yongunz 2 soon. Pleh. (nawt pleh 2 teh yongunz, but 2 teh work).
Da YNNSBz r at ur surviss — dey will breeng U shampayn noe maddurz ware U r
wunnerfull. teh YNNSBz luks speshully niec 2day awl drippee frum teh pool adn shyneeing in teh sun. i’ll hab anover aifinkso.
*signals 4 teh YNNSB 2 breeng anover shampayne*
*watches Missy dansdansdans 2 “seeled wif a seel” adn raizez glas 2 her*
Come awn in. Teh waterz fien!
…mush teim haz past an Big-Gladys haz had manee a glaz of teh bubbleee.
*getz outta teh pool leeveeng wet futprintz inn a soemwhat randum fashon az she luks arund 4 teh cheezpeeps*
*does nawt c ani*
*findz a sawft comfee chair adn sleepz dreemeeng ov teh YNNSBz*
Kiddehz hear z awl reddi bak 4 2 weeks. Brill yant skul offishuls no can haz noin hao hot z hear, jush fulishlee spenin r tax munnies 2 kul teh skulz n teh hottestess tahm ub teh yeer. Adn doan 4git teh pleh stuperbizrz.
congadulamations on ur nawt-second Missy. may i sugjest fur ur selebrayshun a pool partee? it has a 90 degree farenhite where i live, and i can suplie teh pool and teh snaks, and teh sandbocks and sand toys. so whut do u say? pool partee at my place?
Hekk, yaaaah! It’z raynee in DeeCee and I need to get away…I can heer LCB’s sawng “Seeled wif a seel”…dans, dans, dans at teh pool!
woo-hoo! a nawt-sekund fur me 2! my first nawt-sekund sillybrashun hosting! hm, we need to find JanetCanHas4Kittehs to help wif da sillybration. she is awlwaez so helpful and nice and she maeks eferee thred fun! she wuz on da preveeus pickshur just a sekkund ago… oh well, she comes wen she comes, and can help us den!
luks lyk JanetCanHas4Kittehs will not be here, at leest not fur a whyle. so it is thyme 4 teh partee to start! noms and slurpies r 2 teh rite, games and pinata to the left, and teh pool in teh middul! bring your bathing soot!
Jenna! This wuz a GRATE idea! A pool partee! Ai’m nawt at awl shur tath we ebber had wun ov these befoar.
, it’s kind ov hard to tell!!
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An eben tho it may LUK, at furst glance, tath a lot ov peepl dint com to teh partee, donut belieeve it fur too sekonds. Menee peepl dopr bai an just Njoy, an there ar teh thousands (so they say, eneway) ov lurkers hoo awlso were heer. But. . .az they just lurk
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But az this iz cyburspayce, it is NEBBER too layte! Nawt reelee. A reelee gud frend tawt me tahn munths ago! So – ai’m in mai bathing soot – an ai’m diving in!!!
*KEERSPLASH *swim, swim, swim, swim* Hey! c’mon in ebreebuddee! The water iz reelee warm an nice! *swim, swim, swim, swim*
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*climes aut ov the pool* An nao ai’m reddee fur sum ov those slurpees!
{{{{{Jenna}}}} Ai will be delited to com to wun ov yur parteez enetaim! Yur doing it rite fur shur!
**waz just walking around when heard splashes and smelt noms**
**turns direction**
huh? a pool…. that could meen… A POOL PARTY!!??
YAY!!
**jumps in da pool wiff full speed**
**swim swim swim swim breath swim swim swim swim**
ahhh…. dis iz da life! Ohai JCH4K!!
how iz u doing? such a nice and relaxing party!!
**swim swim swim**
ohai, JCH4K! i thot u wur nebber coming! i haz a happee at c-ing u! iz a turkish van cat, dey liek teh wattur! *jumps in and starts doin’ teh kitteh paddul* WHEE! i lurve teh pool, iz teh BEST way 2 cool off. ohey, i just reelized dat i haz annuder nawt-sekkund: nawt-sekkund pool partee! kool!
Nowun towld me wye tho
Ohai annipuss! Conga ratz awn gittin n2 da brayd. Dere b shampayn obber bai da pule — goe n gitz sum, oar haz uh YNNSB git sum 4 U…
Gud job, littul guy!
*rowrk rowrk rowrk*
Ohai nightshayde! Conga ratz awn gittin n2 da brayd. Joyn Missy n annipuss obber bai da pule 4 sum shampayn 2 sillybrayt…
LUK OWT FOAR TEH POLAH BAYERS!
But teh polah tylenols are harmless.
Az r teh polah advils.
Unless they’re aspirin politicians.
They’ll love ya and aleve ya.
teh polar motrins r awlso gud guys.
Espeshulii 4 crampins.
espeshully speshulli wif teh “.” cramps
Akshully, wuz nawt teh polah tylenols teh polah awpawsit at wun tiem? Nawt sew safe? Ai fink ai member sumwun put cyanide in dem wunce.
Dat’z Y da polah tylenolz liekz da sealz — polah tylenol gitz uh seal, n ifn da seal gitz borked da polah tylenol iz bad.
Ah! I C. Sew global warming iz respawn-cybil fur teh adult-proof packajeeng wut getz in mai way and delayz releaf ob mai hedaik wen ai needz it moast? Ai had noe idea holez in teh eyesee wuz tu blame.
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Wait…wut!?!
if u don’t no, nobudee will efer no…
Ai haz arfritus in mai hanz. Soe teh doctur gibz me tablits fur teh payne. AN AI CAN’T OPEN TEH FING `COZ MAI HANZ HURT.
channel-lock pliers, when my hand and or fingers are banged-up, it helps.
or go find a kidlet – tehy can yooshullee open up teh child-proof botlols
Thass teh best eye deer yet!
Yooz uh hammur … Den U kin nawt oanlee gitz da bottlol oapin, but U kin tayk owt ur uhgreshun at da saym tym…
gotta be careful of the pills, pill powder can be bitter as….as….a verry bitter thing. You’ll swear your mouth is about to turn inside out.
Can getz eezy open tawpz? fur purscripshunz ennywaiz
Mebbe goe 2 da drugstoar (oar kimmist n TTI) wif uh Ziplok baggie
Ai will ask dem. Ai iz due a noo skript dis nekst weak. Ai can sumtiems brake teh bottul top soe it iz eezee, dat hertz 2 but ownlee wuns.
Mai phar..farm…scrip gi gibz mii mahn n teh nawt-kidlet-pruf bodduls
Jus call me “Patch.”
Singing:
Sealed wif a… seal
Where do y want meh tu deliber this sign?
Rite obber dere … n doan 4gitz 2 putz ur signicher awn da seal n givz it 2 da risepshunist … herz will den kawl da baws n let himz noe da signed seal’s delivered…
Aww so KYUUTS!!!! Aiz gonna spl…
****SPLORT****
OOps! AI fink ai fur gots mah CHRG!!!
Oh noez!!!111one! Ai halpz u!
*Scups up ManfredMom’s braynez*
*Puts teh braynes bak in teh hed*
*Putz awn neu CHRG adn dukky taep awn*
*Gibs choklits adn fuzzeh blankie wif dukky printz*
Hao u feelz nao? Enny bedder?
I fink alotz of cheezpeepz are gna splort at thus wun.
*SPLORT!!!1!*
Nawt anuvvr peep! *Cleenz awp 4 Aydrean adn secyuurz hed* U bedder sun.
Fanks u, Opheliacat!! Iz berree bad wen CCC inbentor furrgets her CHRG!!
u not haz a bad, jess a skatterbrayned, liek me! i iz veree, veree, furgetful, espeshullee when it comes to chores!
“White Cliffs of Dover?”
Ohai, mai bff, Dey sed “wil be lub nd laftur, nd pees ebbur aftur” but ai fink dey lyed.
Wel, Misture Seel, luuks liek yuu iys teh Ahlahskan vershun ov teh boy wif hims fingure pluggyng teh hoal iyn teh Nevverlandes dyke;
Gess yuu jes hasta staiy tehre iyndefynitelee untyle tehy findez a replaisemint foar yuu……
O mai, dis wun mayde me giglol in RL .. moar of a snort, reely. I finkso I got sum ov mai drink on the monnitr and keebored!!
He iz sew kyoot, and is a brilleeant capshun!!!
For some reezun,dis piktur be creepin me owt…..down’t know why.
Mebbe it’s teh eyes ??
yoo kno, eeck, affer I saw it a fyoo tiems, I fot it wuz teh creepy, too. I finkso iz teh aiz. I duzzn’t liek eyes dat ar big solid kolurs taht doant seem to haf lief in dem. Liek dose old gas masks frum WWII an teh cold war.
Yep, teh eyes lukk as iffn der iz nowun in.
or teh gray aylienz peepls
iz teh way teh pikshure iz lited, i fink. not haz teh catchlights reflectin frum teh eyes.
my teeny amownt ob wannabe fotograffy knolije, let me sho yoo it.
I CAN HAZ FISH?
no, but u can haz fishburger
teh usta beh feesh burgerz but deh neva caut on. to warm fo da seels.
oh noez they be taking mah polar capz
i can has al gore?
Dew U REELEE wont Al Goar?
no, iz just capshun i saw in teh pundit kitchen, where dey cook up teh politi-noms, bof delishus and yuckee… i iz conservative republicat, but even if i cud vote in 2000, i agree wif pritee much efuryone else: Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot. i would probly vote fur mccain, but onlee cuz i think obama is wurse
Didja C hoo McCain pikted 4 himz veep? Dis rais jess got uh lawt moar innerstin…
I had a mush bedder pick for himz
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1892422
I’d voat 4 himz! O wayt, I DID voat 4 himz!!
Akshully it ar herz, Injeh kitteh appreciatez Ur vote
she dosent mind…
I readed sumwhere that most (2/3) orinj kittehs is boy kittehs
so Ur confushunz is unnerstandable
dats troo, but 99.99% uv all kaleeko kittehs are girls, and boy kaleekos r staryl.
We fawt we wur redy fur a wimin in DC but nawt dis wun . hooey! NRA, drill fur oylz nd spoyl da hole ‘laska, nd haz 5 kidz. Wut hapun tu zpg? Oh, hahaha. ai gawt han slapt obur awn frens paje fur saing dis kined ub fing.
I mite disugree wif U, Milady, but I nawt slap ur luverlee hand — I gotz beddurer fingz 2 dew wiffit…
**kisses Lady Mondegrene’s hand**
okai, Bush is nawt, repeat NAWT from Texas. His folks may have emigrated here…..but he’s actually from Maine. Let them bear the brunt. I have had my fill.
his family vacations in Maine, he is not from Maine
Texas can haz him…
Thanks but no thanks!
We don’t want ‘im, ya’ll don’t want ‘im. Sew wadda we do wit the goober? Sell him for medical experiments?
Dey wooden wont himz, eevur, I finksew…
Wii culd sell him tu Gene Wilder, wut wit hiz abeenormul brainz adn awl.
Wiv a mikroskoap?
maebee an elektron mikriskoep…
maybe send him 2 cuba? or venezuela? or canadia, where the canadians are frum?
do not want
Mebbe we cood sind himz 2 Kwebek?
or gorgia! (next to himz soul mate Putin)
Kwebek R part ob Canadia – dey donut wanting him dere eivver. (Ai wuz bornded in Kwebek.)
Hao R yoo todai, m’Lord?
I B fyn, fanky Milady! Haow bowt U? U recubberded frum yestiddee?
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I b noein Kwebek b part uv Canadia … I jess beeyin sillee …
maebee antarctica, but he wud prolly skare all uv teh pengwins away…
Wut experiments????
“How an inanimate object becomes president” ??
LOL!!!
no, how a person wif a negative iq becomes prezidunt
Himz kud be a hyoomin sheeld sumwhere…
maebee himz iz a speshul droid that iz an ecksperumint by the united states armee 2 c if it can fool peepul dat it iz hooman. iz low-level stoopid droid, tho.
Se if Philippe haz recuburred frum hiz abenture nd if he can uze?
*Lays prostrate on floor *
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Ahem… Pologeez for missin teh partay yestiddy M’Lady.
Wuz away at sissys howse an not bak in time fer payin homage to
yor Ladyship.
Pleez to axcept mah Humble pologeez an this gift of fine silken an beeded slippers in teh moas fetchin shade ov grene.
I lay at yer feets an yoo can wipe yer shuze awn me…an kik mah behine fer beein a bad subjek in teh Court ov Ladeez an cweens.
Yer moas humble serbant,
Tidmum
hi tidmum, hab sum leftober shampayne, tehres plenty. eben gots choklit flavrd if yoo wants.
an hashim haz lifted teh Kurse ob teh Hope Dimund frum me, so now i wont drop anyfing on yoo. (i got kursded by teh Hope Dimund caws LCB loanded it to me to wear wif my party gown. her haz lotsa joolry she lets yoo borrow. if yoo gibs it bak.)
OOOOOHHHHH!! Shampayne
I lubs dis stuff!! Fankyoo lunarmommy .
Glad to heer yoo is nawt kursed N E more.Droppin stuffs is nawt soo grate akshully.
Yoo duz noe dat LCB prolly borreed teh jewelolery from a unsuspektin purssun an it am nawt hers to hav bak? Keep it fer yerseff..she got so mush her wares sunglasses awllatyme to avoid teh blind frum teh bling!!!
well, i not wanted teh Hope Dimund anyway, not after i started droppin fings and fallin ober, but teh strings ob smaller dimunds taht camed wif it iz awfly niyse (i still haz it, heh heh heh)
flie ‘em 2 teh moon. aifinks taht maibe iz far enuff awai.
act tew ally, himz was bornded in kon ect te kutt, n raised
(but nawt berri far up !) in midland n huston texas.
U hasta IMMIGRATE frum Maine 2 Texas? I thotted U jess hadded 2 pak up n moov…
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Wat duz dat sai bowt Maine? Oar Texas? Oar bowf?
I hadda uncle (by marriage) from somewhere in Maine. If immigration was a reality we could’ve maybe got the twit deported. The scary thing about this waste of space, food, and air is that he tried to get into the secret service.
Hooebber u bote fur, teh polly tishunz get in…
and that is the sad, sad-sad truth.
Politics — a noun formed from 2 root words: poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning blood-sucking arachnids
Amen to that !
okay – STAWP DIS!! I’z in teh “It onlee herts wehn I laff” stage, an I’z gonna hafta go reed sumfing nawt so funnee so I doant laff an hurt mai frote!
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srsly, tho – lubbed teh joke, just wish it didna cause me pane
O, PB2K — I nawt b meenin 2 b hertin U …
Gitz beddurer sune sew U kin plai wifowt kawzin ursef da hertz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥PB2K♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wut happund 2 PB2K? iz not a verree freakwint reeder, so i need 2 no.
sorry, *hangs head in shame*
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*but with a glint inna eye*
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
i haz also adopted my polly tickle filosoffy frum teh hitchhikers gide. makes lotta sense.
an my own personal corollary, “anywun hoo akshully WANTS to be prezident haz got sumfin rong wif tehm.”
among ovver fings, iz reely gud way to hab lotsa peeples hate yoo rabidly.
Da troof is dat Shrub was borned in New Haven, Ct but because he was so obviously a Texan, the fambly moved there toot sweet. Ware yer from is nawt alweys the same as ware yer borned, I wuz borned in Massatooshyts and I lives in New England but whenebber ennyone asks me I say I yam from Noo Yawk.
Sorry Dan, but Shrub is a Texan.
does ebberbody in Texas sayz nookulear or is it just himz?
prolly nawt just him, but every state in the union has folks whos family tree just don’t branch. Looks more like a tap-root.
ZOMG ur implications r shokking in poliet societee…
I nawt finksew owr sewsyittee b puhlyt ennymoar…
dat iz sadlee troo, anyting goes now… liek dat movie based on a tv sho dat haz a werd i will not say
herez hoping that they dosent become purrsident tho
I fink Shrub has ruint Jeb’s chances, which is kinda too bad, Jeb actually does hab a 3 digit IQ,
the question is how many of those digits were negative numbers.
Duz da mynuss syn kownt azza dijit?
ZOMG i jess thot uv sumting. wut if teh prezidunt finds this website and he luks at all uv teh comints?
it’s just so, zomg
nawt likely, too many words.
if he duz find it, u jess put urself in evun DEEPER doodoo
Ise nawt werried about shrub fyndin dis syte, he don’t surf the web and even if he do stumble akrost this syte, he has enuff trubba wiff English so I yam coiten dat lolsppek will confownd hims.
Ai akshullee herd Gov Palin (teh Rep VP nominee gal) sed “noo-kyoo-lur” in hur speech dis moarnin.
Oh noez that are not a good sign!
U memburz dat kartune frum 2004 wif Bush n Kerry, ware Kerry seengz
You can’t say ‘nuclear’
That really scares me
Sometimes a brain can
Come in quite handy
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It nawt maddur HOO U voatid 4 n 2004 — dat wuz wun funnee veedeeyow!!
ah, New Haven. thanks could not remember.
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and “obviously”???………naht damn-ned likely.
Yer ryte, ‘obviously’ was too strong, more lyke ‘Apparently’
Don’t fergit that The Big Bush, like the Shrub, is from Ct. and Barbara is from Westchester County NY, right akrost the boarder, but they all moved to Texas .
Ai agreez wif dis. Ai noez. Ai wuz boarn in Hawuhee, but ai movdid 2 Niv-aaaah!-duh wen ai wuz 10. Ai wishiz ai wuz Huhwaiun, but ai iz nao Niv-aaaah!-dun, eben iffn ai nawt laik dat.
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Bush iz a Teksan.
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Udder dan dat, ai nawt tuch polytikal debait wif 10-fut-poal cuz ai iz uh demi-crat (adn demi-greem).
no…he….is….not. and I will contest that point until I am roasted and disbursed.
He went tu skool in masa- wut yu sed. andover ai wuz horifyd wen ai lurn my grankidz gode tu saim skool. but, ub cors ebreebuddee nawt gradjyate at tawp ub clas.
I guess it helpz to have father who iz senators, pursidents
and admiralz…
I meant to write fathers
Yoo kan haz him. No wants!
i no want him eever, onlee his mommycat wants him
Bushie or Gore
or boff?
i wuz takking abowt gore, but bush fits too!
We’re nawt so certain dat Tuff old Barbara Bush has mush fer Shrub either.
Now Barbara I like. When she was interviewed and asked to compare herself to Nancy Regan: She says No to Drugs, I fight Illeratacy (sp?), She does something, I do something else (I’ve gone brain dead at work, sorry), She is a size 4, and so is my right leg. Gotta admire that woman.
She’s tuff as nails, I could see hanging out wiff Barb. I liked when she fave a White House for TV and one of the dogs started in lickin itseff on cameraand Barb gave the goggie a nawt too gentle nudge wiff her foot and sed ‘Cut that owt!’ She wasn’t flustered or embarassed of apologetic er nuffin, jest normal.
dis wraparon in the comment box sure can make you look stupid.
Is there a good way to werk around it?
Oanlee awn ICHC kin U gitz awai wif sumfin liek speelin “I Fight Illiteracy” rong!!1!
Akshully in IRL I ar a spelling and grammah Nazi
We hadded uh troll awn heer wunst dat gotted uh kawnbursayshun startid bowt haow U hasta b noein Ingerlish gud b4 U kin start maykin fun wiffit liek we dew.
iz takin spanush dis year, and u haz 2 no inglish gud to taek a forin langwidge,2 and i bin wunderin: do you think dat dere iz lolcats in meckico and spain? tell me whut u think!
so I iz surprized at meself becoz I lykes ICHC so mush!
I fink I yam in luf wid you two_kittehs. I am very precize wiff boff muh soke an wrt words and I werked as a galley slave off an on fer years. But muh typin skillz are nawt grate so I luvs the heck owta cheezland!!
IRL ai R a editor. Iz so fun to plai plai plai wif wurds heer!!!
I kinnawt hep muhsff but to kerrect peeps who doan noes teh differmits betwean Bring an Take or I, Me, and Myself. I has already gave up on lay an lie and who an whom. A former boss used ‘whom’ in a letter to some major clients when she shouda sed ‘Who’. So I went in to esplain to her dat itz ‘He who’ and ‘Him Whom’. She tole me dat dint apply acause the letter wus about a lady.
I yam wiff you 4.5, I got reassigned from a Technical writing job acause I refused to use Author as a verb.
Lulz!!!
Wii has lostinged teh baddle conserning its vs it’s, adn your vs you’re, ifinkso.
Lulz abowt “whom”, nawt abowt “author”.
But
ai can has let “author” slip bye az a berb. “Impact”, too *twitch twitch*
She shud ub strated hur fite fur litrusee wif sunnee boi.
Breengz up memreez uv 2000… I memburz dat nite reel whale…
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Prairie Home Companion wuz brawdkastid lyv frum Lekseengtun Kintukee uh week oar sew aftur dat uhlekshun (b4 it wuz awl settlded), n dey hadded da bestist kawmintz n uh sawng bowt da lekshun. Da funneyist lynz wuz frum da sawng “Undecided”:
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Well, all the guys on the news
Look so puzzled and confused
And I find myself amused
‘Cause they blew it.
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Well, we’re gettin’ kind of tense
‘Cause we’re sittin on the fence
We didn’t want either one
And we knew it!
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If we vote again, it might be wise
To go on out and find two other guys
We’re undecided now
So what are we gonna do?
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Heerz da awdeeyoe sew U kin heer it ursef (add da h t t p : / / stufz, but NAWT da w w w stufz):
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Lawng tiem ago ai hab a fren hoo hab a liddul boi, naim Chad. Awlwaiz wunnured wut she fawt wen awl tok abowt “hanging Chad”
is funneh
an troo
fanks fur sharing
Gore needs the weight watcher kitteh to reduce himz carbon foot
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*snerk*
peek-a-boo! i c u 2! i haz a lurve 4 teh cutest cutey in teh nown wurld!
No kawment, usaid frum SPLOOORT.
I waz told dat bukkit is on teh other side.
Too cute!
Dude. That seal looks like its dead. This picture is kinda sick and creepy.
(seal luks at watch)
so…uh…job done? …i cans go now?
(*krickets*)
Thorry… You thouldn’t a been thittin’ here
Y — iz ur noaz koald?
Seal: “I just wish it was Heidi Klum’s”
Askooze me, u can has any fishies?
I loooooooooves the seals because they look like beagles, and I love how beagles look like seals!
SPLORT!
oh noes!!
u haz been unattended fur a longish tiem!!
**calls da CCC, wweeeeehhhhhhhoooooooooo!!**
**scoopity scoopity da brayns**
**duckity tape da hed**
**puts a CHRG on Kitteh_Kat_Celia’s hed**
dier u go, u can haz dis hawt choklitt an ddis cozy blanky wiff kitteh pikshures on it!
Tank u!
I feel bedder nao.
password pweaze??
or dis seal will nawt move unless in case of baffrooms!
Ohai! Haz u seen annee stray bukkets round hear?
Iz bloo, bowt yay beeg, b-;awngz tu frend uv maiyn.