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second!
or nawwwwt– wateva is moor appropri8!
) i has a big happy today.
congrats, on yer happy. I has a jelous.
y does u has a jelus? here, i gives u sum of mai happy! i can has had surprise party for my birfday, wif lots of friends and famblys – u join in 2! we has punch, adn sossij rolls! adn choklitt cakez!
hapi birfdai! IR glad it iz gud 4u!
its jur birfday today? Im glad you had a happy! Oh nd choklitt caek iz mai faverit! Do u haz ice creem? My birfday is on Labor Day(september 1st) but i havent had a party since i wuz eight D: Gosh i miss em.
ohhhhhhhh we sendz youz an birfday suprizez? weeeeeeee we sendz u maybies a kitty cheezburger
:D OR A TURTLE 
:D hmmmm i iz looking up cute kittiez and litsening to Slipknot ( btw am mewz to teh whhole lospeakz >< do i does good??)
A liddle layte, purrhaps!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER FATT_CATTS_MATT ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Hippo Birdee Tew Ewe
Hippo Birdee Tew Ewe
Hippo Birdee, Hippo Birdee
Hippo Birdee Tew Ewe
N Manee Moar !!!!!
WHA DA HEK?
Kitteh is highly trained SWAT team operative.
expert at infiltration and…….questioning under duress.
Folks use such ugly words for that second one, there!
Ummm . . .yoo meen laik “torchure?” But WE dont doo taht! We just uze “ehnanced interrogashun techniques.”
feechurin da poiny enz!
Dang it! Stupid NoScript stopped me from first! D:
Don’t shoot the kitteh! He’s unarmed!
UNARMED!?!?!? five of his six ends are right pointy!!
Exactly, he’s not armed with any weapons. He’s like a Monk: Unarmed Strike! *plays too much DnD*
whut iz DND?
early roll playing game. Dungeons and Dragons, We lost the man who started it a few months ago. Gary Gygax.
//icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/04/dnd-kitteh-morns-loss-of-gary-gygax/
but cool
OOOHHHH I was so sorry to hear…even though I did not ever play……not smart enough.
Early? It’s still going strong at version 4.0. Many people still play 3.5 though.
early, as in one of the first, and perhaps the longest running.
Ahhhh… okay. Sry for confusion. ^_^
I, too, rank among the number crunching, die fling-ing, pencil marking uber-geeks. Lovely exercise for the imagination, yes?
Yes! i has a love of DnD
Yes. Indeed. I’m playing a Tiefling Rogue right now.
Yesh, I also haz teh dice-itis. Naow I mostly plays teh Champeeons, tho; iz more flx… flex… better for teh high tek stuffs.
Kitteh pointz gun-totin guize to teh sekyuritee fret.
De onlee cwime is no cheezburger 4 da kitteh! Get dat kitteh a cheezburger NAO officerz!!
Dangerous cat is dangerous.
obvious Aegis is obvious
O RLY?
Nawt jus obvious . . . Supreme Ruler an Commander of AWL dat is Obvious !!!
Much bedda noa, Ifinkso ??!! K?
lolcat jush showin off 4 pretteh tuxie kitteh unner car.
ooh i lurve teh tuxies! dere iz a tuxy dat lives neer mai bus stop, she iz a verree karefull kitteh, she neber krosses teh street b4 luking bof waez.
methinks those are the kitteh’s back-up, so it’s kitteh’s three, hoomans two.
Ohai shd. I went 2 see a play als weekind.. an thot ov U. It wuz a funni-nawt funni moosical cawd Yoorinetown.. EEEeeww.. Bad name 4 a play… But teh akting an singing wuz gud…
I’ve heard of that one, don’t know it tho.
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To-day, has been an exercise in frustration at chaos central. Show yesterday, show today…..and somebody ordered the goats. Meaning it has been one long goat-ropeing, and the goats are fighting back…..dirty.
Oooohh.. Hazzin dose kindza goats iz nawt a gud fing!!!
{{{{shd}}}}
Gud practiz fur when da camelz returnz??
LOL! WHAT???? Ai’m laffing so hard ai can hardle rite! Sumbodee ordered teh goats???? But yoo don’t say wai!!!! WAI did sumwun order teh goats! .
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There iz a play taht ai awlways wanted to do. . . can’t remember teh titl rite nao – but yoo had to hav a goat. An ai cud nebber think hao we cud manaj teh goat.
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What show ar yoo doing???? Ai’m traing to wrap mai hed around this wun, but it just izn’t werking.
I’ll explain later…….load out begins.
I seed da kitta under da car!!!!!!
Luks liek der mite be a tuxie kitteh unner eech car, akshullee.
ohai nightshayde. ifinkso ur rite..luks liek der is multyplol kittehs.
reinforceymentz…dat’s wut tehy ar.
Ohai vgersmom an nightshayde
pls to excyuse mai mannerz fer nawt speeking to yoo nawt sekkund
no ‘pologeez nezessarie..jus glad tu see u heer! i wud be hidin unner teh car tu if ai saw peeps wif gunz.
ai wud NAWT be all happitayle
No wurriez heer, lindykat. Aiz werkin fyooreeuslee, tryin to get mah tayl outta werk fur teh 3-day weekend… but ai haz to finish stuff ai do weekly & dat ai offen duz partlee on Mundane.
Hoapfullee, ai woan be dat much longur.
hope yoor awn yoor wai hoem nao!
Nope. Teh program ai hasta use just went onnitz 8pm break… mebbe back up nao. Gess dey duz kwik maintenance ebbree nite at this tiem.
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Yup — itz bak. Aiz gettin cloas to bein dun. *sigh* Bak 2 it.
Woot! Tiem to go hoam!
Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee FriedEgg ebening, an a grate Caturday!
wut gud eyes u have….I dint see the little tuxedo!
OK U can patz me down but no funnee stuff.
Maek kittehs, not war!
well…nawt unlez der is furrever hoems fur dem kittehs! don need moer hoemless kittehs…ADN don need no warz.
Hostages hav bin reskood! Cownter turists win!
that was my idea…. great pic tho!
OMCC!! I’m watching a moobie awn TB, adn sumwun just offeringed hims guest a chonklitt martoonie!!!
Shaekn oar stuurd?
Um, dey didn’t sai!
Teh moobie is “Win a Date Wif Tad Hamilton,” berree sillee but gud fur vegging awn Friedegg nite.
ai seein taht moovie too 4.5!
ohai lindykat! Happee Friedegg ebening!
Ohai, 4.5! Sayme to yoo. Ai lurves Friedegg ebenings!
cuz dey leedz to CATURDAY!!!
Noe wut ai had fur supper? Chips, Coek n a chonklitt bar.
Iz FRIIIIIIIIIED-EEEEEGGGGGG!!! Ob a looooong weekend!!
free ob deh basik fud grupz!
*dansdansdans*
an wii finally gotted rayne todai! lawng lawng tiem no rayns falled heer.
Yay! keep duin teh rayne dans! Kan u heer awl teh planties sayin “Ahhhhh! Fynulee sum rayne”?
Wi can has rayne alllllll summer. Finalee has SUN dis week! Adn all dis weekend, too!
Ai R keeping mai pauses crosst fur teh peeps in N’awleens.
Ai had a big sad wen dey tawked awn deh noos abaut teh peeps STILL libin in teh traylers apfter Katrina. {{{{Peeps in teh hurrykane’s paf}}}}}
mii tew. nawt fayre at all. Mebbe tish tiem CC watshes owt fer tehm
iz a big sad
dat hurricane waz very disastorous…. ober here, many peepz are homeless after da October 8th earth quake, it waz so huge dat da mountain da city waz in split in half!!!
we gab donations fur dem, clothes and stuff… i fink da intensity was 8. somefin… dunno da exact one
SARGE! No shoot the kitteh! :p
(Used to work with a Sgt. who was on Tac Teams…)
I not stop. I can has diplomatik moonitee?
*kitteh pauses an tinks* Pls to splainz diplomatik moonitee nao?
hai Rascal ! ai seez no buddy answered yoo, sew ai doo mai bestest:
“diplomatik moonitee” means dat iffn yoo b da bassadore (or himz staff, ai finksew) frm da four en kuntree, yoo nawt b ah count table fore brakin da lawz on da kuntree yoo goes to, cauws yor da diplomat. noo yawk hassa big problem with a U.N. peeps whoo rakes da parkin regs awl da tyme an dey doan pay der tickees !
awlso, when dey murders da vics onna Law & Order dey nawt hab 2 go 2 trail, anna mccoy canna get em
well dun wiff explanashun !!
ahhh ai fank yew… nao kitteh sez: wut stewpid lawz demz iz… >_<
ADD lolswat tiim r tew razzcue teh… oh wate, tis kitteh so kewt! *pets*
teh famus kwote ub aur cheezfren Ly …if eberybudy had a floofy kitteh der wud be no waer. an der is enuf hoemless kittehs tu go araund so eberybudy get wun, and gib it snorgles an stop fitin!
se-it wurkz!
dat Ly be gud tinkkin cheezfren, ifinkso
An Oh Mai, dat gurl can *dansdansdansdans* !!
seh tawt mi haw, too
halfbeast!!! Hai! Where hav yoo BEEN???? just yesterday ai wuz luking at an awlder pichoor – an yoo were there – an ai wundered waht had happened to yoo??? Ar yoo bak to stay nao!
Ai doo hoep so!!!
Lemme ax youse sumtin, Yer weapon has an eight round clip. I has nine lives. How afraid of you am I actually supposed to be?
be afrayd…be berry afrayd.
I donut liek peeps wu can hert deh aminulz. forshuhately sumtiemz dey get whut dey deserb. wai ai lib sum gui borked a 4 munf old goggie’s jaw adn teh judj frew him in jayl for aminal krewlty wif bayl ob $15000. ai has a happee dat deh taeks aminal abyoos srsly hier.
I am wiff you wun hunert persent vgersmom, peeps wut hert critters of any kind should face the same trial and possible as if they hurt peoples. But In Cheezland a cat is about an even match fer a fully armed military guy. Don’t mess wiff the kitteh!
’specially since the kitteh has reenforcements under da cars……just waiting, patiently
yep ifinso thoes udder kittehs ar reddy to lok an lode.
Ohai Vgersmom n Judson n Lindykat. Ai iz, az yu noez, Mrrphh.
Ai iz shii hu pertektid mai Mawmz fum this many IIII/ II ob deez
wunz wen dey imbaedid da Haos ob Mrrphh.
Sew too ob deez knawt heded Blaks aint nofink fur wun kitteh!
kp!\o/ kp!\o/ kp!\o/ kp = k itteh p awaw!
unh! \o/ ungawa! \o/ da kittehz gawt da pawa! \o/ (singin)
unh! \o/ ungawa! \o/ da kittehz gawt da pawa! \o/ (singin)
unh! \o/ ungawa! / da kittehz gawt da pawa! \o/
bememerer – iffn yu donut heer no jakboots kumin,
iz da kittehz awn da pawrch! Hoo Ray! Hoo Ray!
ohai Mrrphh!
yoo so brayve an strong tew proteck yoor Mawms. Ai has a prowd of yoo. Heer is a fetheree toi jus fer yoo. Share niceyly wif teh kitteh Roux.
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fethereeez
da awmos nawt dehr!
heee heeeeee
Okay, we’re gonna go in here with the S.W.A.T. team and bust these drug dealers and–
Oh, look at that. Kewt!
*snert*
Yep . . . das wii Cheezpeeps need tew nawt bii onna SWAT teemz. Snorgle kittehs iz tawp prioritee at awl tiems.
Swat officer: “But, we’re waiting for backup!”
Cat (stretching claws out): “It just got here!!”
Why for dey point dey weapons at little fluffo?
Did they read him his rights?
Unstoppable, kitty is!
respect meh for i am da SWAT cat!! obviously better dan da SWAT hoomans!
Gud morning, Hashim!! Ai am just going to bed!
So ai will say gudnite – an see yoo tomorrow!
ok! G’nite Janet!! btw, i hab lefted u message on da cat bat thred and wierd press didnt eeted it!!
“Drop those pointy ends and get on the ground now, kitteh!”
neva!! * pew pew pew!!*
SWAT cats, GO GO GO!!
to da cheezburger vault!!
dat kitteh iz de decoy fer de udders sew dey cahn sneek upz onna sojers ifinkso. “Hay Sarge, luk at de kauute lil kitteh walkin bye…….OMG sharpy-pointy bitz frum all sidez!!!!!!
“all kittehs to battle stations!! i repeat! ALL KITTEHS TO DA BATTLE STATION!!
team alpha, u nom da hooman ankuls and team bravo! team bravo? wat r doing nomming dos e super secret stash of cheezburgers only i know of!! o wait…”
lolcats, lolcats, watcha gunna dooo, wacha gunna dooo wen dey comez fur u?
All kittehs r considered kewt until proovin giltee in a cort of law
Lawtza teh kittehz iz proovin giltee uv teh cyoot, aifinksew.
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Knew Miranda rites: U haz teh rite 2 remayn nawt-cyoot. Ennyfing betrayin u az cyoot kin b usid aginst u in cort uv law. U haz a rite 2 att…att…lolyer. Iffn u kint afurd wun, 1 will b apoyntid 2 u. (Ai kinnawt mimembir awl ub teh M.R.)
Oops. Wordsback. he he…
Switchy teh nawt-cyoot wif cyoot adn vicii-verserer.
Halloo? did sombuddy callz fur teh lolyer?
To teh accused
Siw,
It iz mai plezurr 2 offur mai survices, (fur a nominal fee, ob coorse) in dis, ur taim ob triol. Allow meh teh innerduce maiselb. Aiz ur humble survant LolyerKitteh ov teh Furm ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol
It wud b mai plezurr teh repreezent u shud dis mattur cumez 2 triol. Shud u reesieve anny furdur kwestioons frum teh hyoomins, plz 2 refur dem 2 meh.
Plz trusts in uz.
LolyerKitteh Esq. Katorney at Lol
cool!! we haz lolyers!!
btw, how many cheezburgerz does u charge??
Elebenty CBs an hour, plus 60% ov anee settulmunt u may reseeve.
Brilliant!
WOW WERE DID HOOMAN COM FWROM???
I meen teh SWAT…whassa SWAT wood sai LOLkat.
dis kitteh will end up laik dis: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1817873
bery brave kitteh teks a walk onna wild sidez
Please pardon my lack of lol speak
Could anyone tell me, or post a link to, the original story behind this picture?
Soldjer bees unawaire taht kitteh haz 2 cheezburgers strappeded tuu her tummee taht her ar smuhggling tuu hers famblee;
(Kitteh figgured taht soldjers wuud eet cheezburgers tehmseylfes iyf thems sawed tehm, soe her hadded tuu resourt tuu drastik meahsures!!!!!)
countur terruristz +kittehs win.
I think thats a dog…
Haha, I know those people. They are Michigan Airsofters.
If they were P.G. County MD cops, they definitely would have shot the cat.