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A 4-wai ty! Kin wii go tew teh ty booteek? Kin we plz plz plz?
Ov coarse. I needz tu pick out a hula skirt for mai vakashun
I plan to use dese pink monkeh
dey iz not fur show
mah weaponz of purrsonal destruckshunz
let me show U dem!
Concats BGee, goosie, nightyshade and Aahz!
Fanky 2K! Wont sum shampayn? Derez sum lefted…
Congrashulashuns tew awl dah quick-fingeard cheezpeepz!
…I can plees to taek up ur offa on tha shampayn Aahz?
I be qwite first after awl
Ai’d like a ginger ale tew go, plz? (Ai’ll be drivin in abowt 5 minutes.)
Hav fun, cheezies all!!
Shure! YNNSB! Breeng sum shampayn 4 Aydrean n sum jinjur ayl 4 BGee!
shure! that souns gud
I ar getting hungree 2
can we haz fuds
Waol, derez steel sum cheez n crakurz n chokklitz left frum da pardee 2, n I bet da survin winchez steel can haz sum petty 4z, 5z, n 6z U kin nom
Speeking ov teh partee, Aahz, may ai say hao much ai enjoyed yur dansing?? It wuz verree prettee to wartch. Hao did yoo lern to dans so well??
I wudn’t sai no to sum choclat!
NOM NOM NOM
Ai did not see Aahz’s dansing!
Wen did dis happen?
*Nom nom nom*
Fanky, Milady Janet!
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Bak inna dai, I tukted sum klassiz 4 bawlrume dansin, n joynded uh low-cull dansin klub. Wun nyt at da klub, sevrul uv us hoo finishted da klass dansded uh dimunstrayshun uv uh Viennese Waltz 2 da Bloo Danyoob. Viennese Waltz iz pirdee hard 2 dew, but Bloo Danyoob iz REELEE hard 2 dans 2, cuz da timpoe keapz chaynjin alla tym, n it finishiz REELEE fast, sew at da ind we wuz awl dizzee!!
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Naow, wun dai I wood liek 2 dew da Viennese Waltz az ays dansin!! Sew far, da oanlee ays dans waltz I haz dun iz da biginnurz stufz n anuvver wun (da Seelvur Waltz, I finksew). But da Viennese iz grate — Tayk uh luk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TSjbp_34ZY&feature=related
That be fantasmic!
I wish yew gud luk in yur quest to conker tha dansin
Persunali, I fink Iw’ll stik wiv tha Ly shakey shake!
If Ai wuz movin as fast as dey be on tha ice…
…I’d pawbably screem and hied in tha corner!
*Danse danse danse*
Taht’s why it wuz so eezee to dans wif u, Lord Aahz! Masterful indede!
I scratch, u feed
U feed oar ai scratch….
Doan maek mii angrii, hoomin. U wudnt laik mii wen aim angrii.
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Sowwy. Cudnt halp maisilf.
ai laff, u bleed
You know cat, I doesn’t respondz well to frets. Lemme see, you weight about 15 pounds and stand, at most, 2 feets tall. I is 220 pounds and stan 6 feets 2 inches tall. You got pointee endz, I haz opposeable thumbs. You got an attitood, I got an attitood. I can work the can opener, you can’t. I have the carrier, the car, and the vet’s address. Do we need to review this or may return to sleep now? KTHXBYE!
i has claws. u has harbls. u do teh maths.
is fud tiem NAO!
praps a negoshee8 is in order.
i trayd moar sleeps for mai own avvatar, k?
were u gets dem frum?
Conga rats on havin ur lol onna frunt paige, katillac!! Well dun!
Ai sea no 1 haz answered ur queshun. If u want halp gittin an abatar, find whar cweenmj has posted a comment and click on her blu naem. She haz instrukshuns on her blog fur maekin teh avatars. Ai habn’t scene her post recentlee, but ai thin she posted bak onna “I r big kid” lol. Hoep dis halps.
Ai donut wantz to heer exkyoosis!!!
Donut? Did sumwun sai “donut”? *nomnomnom*
Grate. Nao ai haz a hungree.
ainfinks taht teh YNNSBz mite bee starteeng teh BBQ ober at Missy’s pool partee in teh otter fred if wii aks tehm 2. Join mai in a burrger?
Yes, plz! Ai wish virtual noms wuz moar filling. Ai haz sew much werk to do today at … um … werk. Gotta eet mah peanut buddur sammich soon, aifinkso.
hear u go, nightshayde.
*summonz teh YNNSBz frum teh odder fred* (if taht’s okai wif Aahz)
u liek sum cheez on ta burrger? *whispers* ai 4got wear ai waz fur a minit.
Kin ai joyn ahz wehl? Ai laiks teh sownd ub teh BBQ.
yes, pleez, due join us.
*handz Opheliacat a BBQ’d cheezburger wif awl teh ficksins*
Wuld u liek anifing elz? sumfin cold 2 dreenk?
Aw. Fank u. Ai fink ai haz watr. *Grabz hoez*
wut’z a dunut? ai du nawt mremburz.
{{{{{{{LMdG}}}}}}}}
I leeved yoo a messij awn lass picshure.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥xxxxxxxxxxx
Ohai, tidmum!!
Hav yoo bin goan?? Seems laik ai havn’t seen yoo fur a wile.
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}
I has been up to my iyeballs in halpin mah Sissy moob howse. i wuz in charge ov teh presshuss fings whut teh movin mens wuz nawt allowed to tutch
Today I wented bak cuz mah neeces were bisitin an I nawt seed dem for long times.
Kidlets still awn skool holidays an I has to keep Aden occupied an dis am himz pyooter so I gets booted off allatyme!!!
How is yoo?
Well!! Nao there’s a kwestchun that’s hard to anser!!
Part ov mee iz just fine.
But . . .ai hav nawt yet reelee recovered mai numallee happee spirits. An then. . .yoo know.
{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}
I noes how hard fings can be. I sendin warm an fuzzee thots an hugs to yoo,an Hazel be singin to Anty Janet. Fern brot yoo a prezint an she did nawt eetid it
O Hai, Tidmum! Hao iz Hazel & Fern doin? Hao is yew doin?
Ohai Nightsayde
Fern bringed a shrew in eerlyer today
Seh did nawt kill it tho -I setted free after Hazel had stared at it in puzzlement fer a wile.She ar a bit stoopy wen it cums to reel kreechures.!!!
Wented to dah V-E-T agen yesstiiy. Moar shots an had her claws
klipped so she nawt skritch. Seh am berry bald in playces
But she *chillin* awn valleeum !!
Ohai, tidmum.
{{{Hazel}}} Ai hope seh be heelin soon. Poor scabby fing.
Did yoo keep LCB away frum teh preshus tings?
Ohai Lindykat
I puttid a Hiooge majjik shield arown teh howse an moovin truk.
A armee ob ferroshuss kittehs wuz ongard an I haddid sum soopergloo awn stanby incase teh liddle finners ov a sertin burgloler got ‘itchee’
sowns liek yoo didz a gud jawb tehn. Teh kittehs hads pointy ends at teh reddy too perteck teh preshus tings.
We wuz prepared fer attak awn all sides!!!
Duz she hav a lot of these things???
Yup. A moas delicat dinner set (royal doltun) whut onlee me an her is allowed to tutch!! An sum purdee bits an bobs.
I cuddent do much,acuz I can has a borked sholder an nek fer yeers nao. But I direktid an maded coffee an fuds an fetched liddle fings whut wuz neede frum teh shops. Why duz teh toylit roll alwayz go missin during a move??
LOL!! Ai REELEE donut know! But yoo ar rite!! It duz!
But waht yoo did iz VERREE important. Ebreewun hoo iz mooving needs sumwun to do these things.
Ai hav to go nao. We ar “babeesitting” mai grand-nefyoos – an ov corse the ar moast anxious fur mee to hand over teh pewter.
Ai awlwaiz haet to go wehn peeple ar heer taht ai reelee liaik.
Nuhnite Janet.
Schmoo onna cheek
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heya tidmum, as someone who has moved…..many times. The first and last thing you move is the bog-roll. Ya split the package so there is a supply at the place you’re moving from, and some at the place you’re moving to.
Teh peeps who mooved out ov Sis’s noo howse nebber left a single skware in any ov teh 4 loo’s!!
I had 1 roll in mah car so dat saved us fer a minnit.
The Moobin mens pakked mah Sis’s old howse an did nawt write awn which box had teh baffrume fings in!!!
I made sure teh kettlol,mugs an cawfee was pakked in mah car so It wuz to hand at teh noo place
ah, ya DID handle the important stuff after all.
.
*beeeg grin*
Heehe\emk/..hgcfffv ghghghghghghghghghghghghyuh…..
Sorry,Hazel like typin detektid!1
.I be teh product ov Airforce fambly.Moobin is sekkund nachure to me
I akshully lubs moobin howse. i allus has teh portant fings on hand
*salute* from one professional to another. The first twelve years my parents were married, we mover 13 times. Little did I know it was training for my future career.
Me an Mr T.M haz moobed howse 5 times in 14 yeers. 7 munfs wuz shortest time in wun howse.
Always got teh paintbrush an hammer at teh reddy
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Parents had 23 howses befor settlin into lass wun
They has been bak in UK since 1971.- fankfully no moar abroad postins befor retiremint. Juss 3 howses in TTI. But I wentid to Bordin skool
an moobed into own place at 17.Bak hoam,then to Kent,bak home,then to Bedfordshire,bak home tehn met Mr T.M an startid our own pak-moov-pak- cycle
Ai getz hives frum bown boxiz an moovin vans. Single mommeh and kids mooved 2, 2 much!!!Nao in dubble-wide an not reddy to stay heer. Kittehs lyke cuz aout in country, an no dogs! Pritty heer but haouse need wurk. At leese Ai can afford it and many deerz in my yard. Very pritty babee deerz. Ai can see starz at nite and kittehs can play in teh yard. Jus need storage an mebbee a garaj. kitteh brotz meh a ded mole dis mornin! Verreh prowd kitteh! Mommeh gived pettins and luvvins to huntress kitteh.
Iz taht wai yoo luked so slinkee an chic yesterday at teh partee??? It wuz a reelee, reelee nice partee! Ai think ebreewun had a reelee gud taim. Speshullee Phillipe!!
Janet! I haz a happee i fownd u. U r needed on teh preveeus pikshur, teh “seal” pikshur. I iz hosting a nawt-sekkund partee, and i wud liek ur expert advice! kthnxbai!
I had a cranky one mawnin and went to the local Dunky Do Nutz fer some cawfee. The youngster behine the counter had an attitude, I had an attitude. After his first intemperate remark, I asked him WTF is a Do Nut. I knows what is a doughnut but wuts a Do Nut. Is dat lyke a doughnut but fer stoopid people? Would the stoopid people be the ones in front or behine the counter? Did the company take out the UGH becawse dats how peeps feel after eating their products? I reely needs to git muh coffee at home before I’se reminded how low the lowing herd.
Oar U can haz dis minnee rimydurz awn ur fays
4, 3, 2, 1, SKRATCH
GMTA
A=OK
3,2,1,naow!
Wakie Wakie, eggz an bakie.
Fur me.
Let go teh snakie.
:oops:
Hans of ***** an on sox
Do yor wurst. Ai awn baycayshun, adn ai nawt gettin up fur N-E-wun.
(At leest ai will bee in 90 minutes IRL)
YEEEAAAAYYYYY 4 nc66′s baykayshun!!! Ai haz a happi 4 u!
Ohai, nativeca66!! Happi baycayshun! Wut ya gunna do?? Go fishin?? Flie a kite?? Swin inna oshun??
Hmmm.. Maibe while on baycayshun nativeca66 cud…
Act onna staige…
Blow sum big bubblols
Carry out himz kittehs wishus
Dans a fan dang go
OOOoopsie..
E…
EEt sum taystee noms
Fish fur som fishees
Gib hoemless kittehs a furreber hoem
H….
Hit a hoam run
Inbent a new inbentshun
Jump ovet teh moon
K…
Kizz sumbunny
Laze araund an relaks
Maek a delishush choklit caek
N…
Nom nom on bon bonz
Oder in take owt fud *snerk*
Piknik in the park
Q…
Nekkid dansdansdans
Operate a zamboney
Prans n caper
Q…
Qwestion athoority
Reskue a kitteh
Sleeeeeeeepppp!!!!!
T….
Take a looong, uninterrupted nap
Usurp control of the couch, for another nap
V…
Vizit gramajamamama
Wish upon a star
Vizit gramamamajama
Wish upon a star
Xit stage right
Y…
x
Skratch the xtra X… kthx
Yodel
Zzzzzzzzzzz
Nite cheezpeeps! Sweet dreems!
Nite nite diamond kitteh!!! Mii 2.. I haz 2 turn in too!
*Turn into wut U may ask* **snerk**
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ohai, Aegis Runestone! Ai havnt seen yoo heer befoar. Ov corse ai hav bin goan maiself. . .purrhaps yoo were heer then. Yoo dint say much heer, so ai cant tell hao gud yur LOLspeak iz!
But – ai welcome yoo heer eneway.
And . . .ar yoo THE Aegis Runestone, teh writer????
Why, yes I am, Aegis Runestone the writer.
And mai lolspeak ain’t so grate.
dis how mah kitteh waiks maeh upp.
Awww-squeeee! Dat kitteh looks liek my Lyle, hoo iz nao “late.” (2 uz a term frum de “#1 Laideez Detektiv Ajensy” buks.) Lyle wuz 1 uv de sweedess kittehs evur. Nd klevur, 2.
Miss u, Lyle. Ornj kittehs rool!
sew do
angoras
baisment kittehs
ceelin cat
…
Dreaded Butt Wiggel of Doom kittehs (even)
Ebrey white kitteh
Four-toed kittehs
Green-eyed kittehs
Himalayin
I…
IttehBittehKittehs
Jumpin Kittehs
KITTEHS
L..
Lap Kittehs
Moer Kittehs
Nawty Barn Kittehs
O…
Orinj kittehz – dem so purdee dem cant be poysin
Pinkee pinkee toepads an jelly been feets
Quite a lot of Kittehs
R….
othr orinj kittehs besyds the late, grate, lyle
peeepl hoo tink they r kittehs
quintehsinshul floofy kitteh
rrawwr! ing kittehs
splortarific kittehs
t…
tabbee kittehs
uhdorabul kittnins(kittens)
van cats hoo lurve teh wattur
wiggul butt kittehs
x-tra floofly persian
yowling kittehs wanting attenshun
zig-zag strypee kittehs
whew, teh end uv teh alfuhbet!
Ohboiohboiohboi
Luk at awl dese kittehs!!!
I’m goin in!!!
3..2..1.. SNORGLE!!!!
Hhahahaah. I lik dis one. Could you plz reveiw some of my lolz?
hahaha lol
Thirty-teen, elebenty-twelv, twelv a hunnert… fuuuuuuuuuuud!
won, too, … uh … uh … darns, i shoulda listened bettah in kitteh skewl.
password pweaze??
or dis seal will nawt move unless in case of baffrooms!
oops.. dis was meant to be on da other lol
or else, u die, MUHAHAHA!!! *cough cough!*
hay, ah jus gotz outta de box, duz meh paw smellz funnee?
lol this lolcat describes pretty much every morning for me
“I’ll give you four good reasons…”
(apologies, charlie brown)
Wel, kitteh, Ai lefted yuu sume guusheey fuud iyn yuur dysh last nite, becuz Ai knoe haow rlly hungree yuu geyt inna mourning;
soe yuu kan put teh pointee eynds awaiy adn cum oaver heer adn gibb me a snorgle rite naow!!!!!
8)