I did the math
I did the math we can’t afford the dog
we can git gud monee 4 him on ebay.
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Not iffn it wants 2 eet
conga rats annipuss on ur nawt sekund!!
sillybrashuns?
Fanks, Hashim, Ai fink juss cawffe pls. Sumwun els can chyooz teh dansis.
weiz cud duz walkin da dog…. ifnz aniwun ‘members how….. I finkz itz be part ub squar dans- but wuz lawng tim ago….
momcat
here u go annipuss **hands annipuss a cup of cawffee**
would u liek sumfin else?
Thx, but Ai doan’t feel liek eetin at teh momint.
ohai evry1, ai iz still waitin for mai new bebbeh kitteh 2 arrive! Only a cuple of hours naw, ai iz gettin it around about 6am ICHC time!
ill post pichurs before the end of the dai!
yep. conga rats to awl!!
I can offa mint tea an muffins wif crm cheez? A layt brekfust … I haz it …
Dat iz laet – I had mai breffust 4 owers ago an I’ve been into toun 4 shoppin!
Congrashulashuns!
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Yew be an erly birdie… Ai just got up
AYDREAN!! I fink yu is in TTI same az me an it be NEERLY LUNCHTYM heer on a day b4 caturday. Dis not be a werk day 4 u? Or yu be a styooden still on holaday? I at leest has teh ex-cues dat I are a laydee of leisur awaitin teh go howm to Oz.
Heer … hav a muffin … mite wayk yu up!!
Atler … allta … or mebbe insted yu wud lyk bakd beens wif sawsidges lyk mmy dorta haz jus reqwestd 4 lunch?
Lulz.
I’ma venchur outsyde for mai lunchez- a nu advenshur for me, havin spendz nearli awl mai holidaiz insyde
I are a styoodent now- I’ma berry yung it seems!
I start nxt nawt-thursday so Iw’ll be here chillaxin with tha cheezpeepz until then!
I find that tha ICHC tym be an hour ahed of mai tyme heer!
Iz niec to see sumwun else at tha saem tym as me- I wuz getin lonlez
Ai be goin nao- speek to yu later- maybe at tha 5:00 or 8:00 (owr tym) wuns!
Byez awl!
den uz nawt alone, da only yung one, me iz 13!!
I be 16!
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Iz gud hear- da peepz be frendli and da pichurz keep ya loling
It seemz Ai not be goin just nao, Ai be lyin in tha other post
Hashim, yew has berry funneh lolz btw.
Congrashulashuns!
fanks aydrean!! well, mah lolz be a bit over chart! i mean 750!! wow! to much!
n fishykitteh beez 12 n gascat 19…..
momcat
mah skool will also open shortly, just one week to go until total destruction!! (or in other words, school reopening *sigh*)
den, i wouldnt post much here… just enjoying mah tiem here!!
Sew throe it aowt an get tu CATZ insted! MUCH bettur an smallur, tu!
fishy gotta go two….. but weiz can keep da kitty!
momcat
Hai momcat – yu iz up reely urly today. Is fings goings better fur yu and hubby and gascat? Ifinkso yu bettur keep da fishycat and da kitty tho!
umfortunatali…..no…… fingz gotted wurser- bai nao iz sos bad I finkz I is in mellerdrama…..
anyhow- I didn’t get the job I really thought I was going to get….
Spoose (ok- kebin….) iz going to work at 7 am and coming home at 7pm, can not get a straight answer out of anybody…. he has called for a meeting with his manager (who is firing him) and his supervisor (who just gave him a great review) but so far no one has answered. He has asked for a copy of his personel file and is getting the “gee can’t do that, gotta kick it up the foodchain” line.
To top all of this off, his brother just hurt him bad (emotionally) story is- kebbin built a wooden kayak all by himself many years ago, all of us love it. He sold it to basementcat brother when we moved to Colorado…. Well basement cat brother is now moving and asked kebben if he wanted the kayak back and kebben said “of course!” and was going to pay him for it… he was set to get it this weekend…kebben got an email tonight from BC brother that BC brother had sold his (kebben’s kayak) to someone else……
Kebben put a years worth of work into that boat, both gascat n fishykitteh have grown up playing in it. The hole situation stinks.
I have decided that if I let this all get to me anymore, I am going to end up in the hospital with extreme ulcers…..
So, I am trying to smile, remember that the best clowns do this all the time and keep on going….
pisser is fishykitteh goes back to school next week and I was going to take all of this week and just play with her…. we have done nothing but deal with issues all week…..
life is pleh…. but at least I gotz u guiz… n sum ub mai lol is koming bak…
momcat
hope da situation changes fur u and ur hubbeh momcat!! ordeals dun last furever and i hope ur ordeal iz coming to its end so u can haz a happee agayn!! wishing gud wishes to u momcat and ur hubbeh!!
fank u hashim….
I fink der is a sayin….. u can not no real happiness unless u hab suffered gret dispear…. wall…. der mus beez sum reli gud happinez cummin up sumtime den!
I gotz ta go ta bed…… iz free frity am here…… mi- mi kitteh is gunna wak up soon n wantz breakfast!
nit nit awl!
momcat
G’nite momcat!!
sweet dreemz!!
Sending ore gud lukks yr way, momcat.
yu r rite, there IZ sum reli gud happinez koming yr way…yu nd fambly will get fro dis bad period nd be all teh stronger for it.
{{{{{momcat&fambli}}}}}
((((((((((gascat’s momcat))))))))))))
fings will gets bedder, ai jus knoez dey wil. yez, smylin an LOLin beez gud pawlessy in teh difikult sitchewayshun — yew berry wize momcat.
ummm… yur rite… no wantz ta getz rid ub da fishykitteh, eben ifinz shez beez teenmager n sumtimz u jus wanna screamz at dem.
an ders da fact dat *sigh* fishykittehez gluppy had 17 bebe gluppiez…., i fink she wud be madz ifinz I gotted rid ub dem…..
- I likez da fiddies but am not sos fond ub da dum gluppies…. stoopies males alwaize bitten each udders tails…..
momcat
Sowwe to heer that thingz be not llukin up momcat
Ai howpe teh Lolz and Cheezpeeps an awl of Cheezland be cheerin yew up a bit, at leest.
Awl teh best wishus foar eberwun!
*Hugs, kissies, dansies*
{{{{{fishykitteh & fambleez}}}}}}}}}
hopin foar betta daze fr awl ob you wif pairz & thots
momcat. Ai am so sorree taht things ar going so badlee fur yoo rite nao. Doo yoo belong to teh Cheezfrenz. Becuz if yoo doo, then ai cud email yoo sum taim.
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an if you dont, then pleez joyne. Ai cud go there an see, but so menee peepl there ar nawt under teh naynes they hav heer that it maeks it hard to tell with whom ai ar speeking sumtaims.
{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}} Just dont get an ulcer rite nao! Ai if yoo dont want to joyne teh Cheezfrenz, just let me know – an ai will trai sumtthing else.
i furgeten howz ta getz der jhmanik….iz yahoo grup no? gascat cud do it n i noes member how….
mit tri again tada….
momcat
Yes. It is a Yahoo group. Ai will try to put the link in heer.
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
we cant afford da dog anyway
but we can has teh kittehfud
hmmm..uhmmm…. kitteh fud iz an exception!!
pick teh goggeh, or teh kittehfud… choos wysly for i has shini eyes
i pick da kittehfud… do i hab another option?
cheezburger?
hmmm… naow dis iz difficult…**water coming outta mouff**
CHEEZBURGER!!1!
an yor boyfrend is borda-line.
At least wif da borda-line multipul purrsonalities, yu onlee haz to feedz wun of dem!
hao du u choose wich wun ta feed?
ps- i no iz upz earli, I no haz gon ta bedz yet….. gotta go soon afor I hab ta wak up!
momcat
Me tu! In son knee yu can be a horribul fing! But the sun sune be coming up, so I bettur getz to bed! Nitey nite!
but him keeps changin hims mind!!
in factz weiz gotta getz rid ub AWL da udder petz but meiz!
momcat
den da hoomanz gotta go too!!
But neber da nomz
…he will put us Rover our budget
lest dat wai he will stopz hounden us ta deth!
momcat
without his chow the holy terrier will be a basset case!
Our wits are SharPei this morning
ah, but you’re a saint, bernard!
Compliments? I must be dreamin’ I’ll have to Pincher myself
for that you’ll get eternal dalmation
yer punning is paynful, like a sock in the schnauzer.
Gud monring judson. Purrrrhaps yoo dont know it, but Pittypat iz the champeen punner heer! She can taek awn awlmost enewun an win! Itz awlways fun when she iz heer!!
Hay thanx.
Quik! Turn on C-Span, iel see that M. chose an Alaskan.
Yoo ar so welcom, Pittypat! An ai meen ebree liddle werd ov it. Ai just luv it when yoo ar heer.
But ai DID dash over an turn awn c-span. Izn’t that peuliar?? A ploy to capchoor teh wimminz? *hed skritches* Ai hope no one will fawls for it. After awl, it wudn’t be the furst taim a woman wuz awn the ballot az vice president. Tho ai must say, much az ai laik Joe, ai wish the Dems had a woman awn the ballot az VP!
i gess black+woman wood skare teh bejeezus out
of peeps, sigh.
er, um, didya gettit? C-Span-iel?
i kraks mai selfup.
NO! ai dint!! LOL! Yoo kraks me up too! Gud info combined wif a G-RA*TE pun+ duz it get ene bedder than this???
Sorree – Barney mai sooper cat iz comminting too, tho waht he meens, ai nebber kow!
But this iz reelee troo! It rayned prittee heavilee heer in Meeshegun, so we hav beeg poodles ebreeware!
not to be a bichon, but i gotta run.
have a great dane!
*Janet kraks up sum moar* Come bak soon!!!
This thread is really funny… I Shih Tzu nawt.
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I tried to make a lame pun about how the dog was already gone, and how I hafta go~and retrieve~her. It got ated, I guess I’m nawt allowed to refer to femal goggies as b**chs ? I guess the only people who use that werd in referents to dogs are old farts (like me) and kennel clubs(composed of old farts like me).
doez u need anymoar proof dan dis??
Yu duzn’t haz enuf tyme in goggie-ears before yu retyres to pay for goggie fuds – just kitteh fuds.
and pay no attention to the albacore truck in the driveway.
al b. core’s inconvenient tuna?
ROFL!!!
Al Nino’s tuna Al Forno.
al wants to make him go to green-hab
but bush says no! no! no!
u know, dier iz another problem wiff goggies, de yhab hairballs and kittehs dont!!
…and I’m not too sure ’bout affordin’ your Mother-In-Law either.
*snert* gud one!
ohhhh! u can hab min fur free! tak her pleweez! shez kinda dimish n awlwaiz furgets dat fishykitteh n gascat beez her grandkidlets……. awl da uder grandkidlets getz lotza stuffz… fishykitteh n gascat gets da nuffin…
momcat
I kno teh feelin, Momcat. I wud mown abowt my ex M-I-L but … why wayst bref?
Gud morning momcat! Ai lefted yoo a liddle msg awn the previous pikchoor.
Whoopsi! Ai thot ai wuz awn the next wun. Msg iz up above.
infac, FatBoi… yew cud stan tu diet…… juss saying….
“we nawt haz enuff money fur kittehfud so sowwy bob, hope u lieks ur new home!!”
Maybeh the Lolrus will lend u a bukkit for a howme?
…Alas! T’was me hu did not tha thinkin properli…
If I wudda thinked moar, I wud realize that tha Lolrus didn’t has tha bukkit!
Wud be Ai wus can thinkin?!?!1?!
Sowee
no problem!!
poor lolrus, himz still nawt gotz himz bukket bak? I be luvin de luk onna hiz fiaice in dat pix “dey be stealin mah bukket” tho. Dat iz de wun dat maid meh decide ah had 2 becomez a cheezepeep.
Der r mathz0rz on mahspace?/??/?!1!~1
we can afford a laptop but nawt a dog! but we can also afford lotsa kittehs cauz dey be priceless (*government taxes may apply)
They pay for windows and they can’t afford their own dog.
That’s messed up. Laptop hardware though, you’ve /got/ to have that. Gotta be honest, I saved up quite a while for this Ubuntu Dell and I’d pick it over a dog in an /instant/. You don’t have to keep it alive, you just have to keep it plugged in.
omg omg!! That lawks lyke mye tonks!! Xept a lil beet fatter..
Has too bi his grandaddy!
we can not afford teh birdee eever. I will tak kayr of birdee dispoosals 4 yuo. free o charge.
huh? where did da burdee go? i thought i left it for the kitteh! o wait….
nomyum…i meens, dispoosal compleet.
Yay!
Gud job!
U doubt meh figgerz? Seez? Subtrak lien A frum subtoadal B, carri de differenzial, dibide bye remainder of lien Z. Itz as plane az de noze onna yer faice!
We can always eliminate the pricier luxuries from the budget, such as your gushy foods, Mr. Kitteh.
o noze, seez rite hear onna wurksheet Q, sub-column XR4? Gushifuds fit rite inta budget. Onlee goggie fuds nawt affordablze.
That kitteh is no akountcat!
Look closely at the laptop, Kitteh is practicing law, using Westlaw. It’s Lawlcat! Twas only a matter of time…
Perry Masonkat iz onna job!
Wel, kitteh, synce yuu bees soe guud ayt maff, weez gunna geyt yuu a part-tyme jawb az an akkountint (foar teh lokal “Felines iyn Dystress”, ov coarse);
Tehn weez kan keap teh goggie adn feedez yuu ayt teh saime tiem…….
Dat kitteh is bootiful!
Yes, the math on MYSPACE!!!!!!