The “clean” aesthetic of your new kitchen design
The “clean” aesthetic of your new kitchen design neglects to take into account the fact that I need to EAT.
u noe dat i needz fud to liev.
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U kin eets offa floor!
congratses on the nawt sekund, ohai!
sillyberashuns for all?
Wii bee doin teh Mexican Polka. Butt mai tummy is teh pleh sew Iz goin tew bed. Drinkses adn danses fur ebbrewun! Ur in charge FCM.
butbutbut…MEEE?!?! ty,ohtg!
Mexican polkas all rownd!
*danses and embar… ambrar… looks silly wit teh mexican polkas*
I danses lik i liks, no mattr wat mah kitteh finks
party on doods!! (ref, anywun?? i haz nebber maded ref before
)
tehre iz still hangers-on at teh grand formul shampayne resepshun, on teh “over herez” thred. if anywun missed it, tehre iz still plenty ob petty-4z, an petty-5z an petty-6z left, an teh shampayne (any flavr yoo wants!!) nebber runs dry!! an yay, hashim haz lifted teh Kurse ob teh Hope Dimund frum me so now i iz not droppin fings an fallin ober all teh time anymor!! so haz teh mexican ploka party an also drop by teh grand resepshun if yoo didn’t erlier!
most excellent Bill. Thank you Ted.
yay shd!! wun ob my favrit moovies eber. i eben liked teh seekwil (wun ob abwot three peeples in teh wulrd taht did, i fink)
to party on on ICHC would be most triumphant
Cans we pleases invitates in the turtles?
ifn teh turlez can dos the mexican polka…
ifn not, we muss teech tehm!
is very easy,
U cn start!
Heer! Ai duz teh Mexican Polka!
Ole!
*dansdansdans*
Ole, lyanthya! Bailamos hoy!
Nosotros gatitos, bailamais tambien!
Sorryz, my hisp…isph… different language sidez comez out!
No problemo!
No son estos mis zapatos.
Ole!
*dansdansdans*
*brings a-kordeon and maracas* Who shall bring teh tacos?
Tacos. Ai haz dem!
*lindykat passes out tacos to Ly, FCM, an KKL*
Ennybuddy else? Tere’s plenty fer all.
*dansdansdans*
Where teh pinyata?
Ai can has pinyata!
Heer!
*dansdansdans*
*whack whack whack*
*hooray* teh sweeties
Ohhhh! NOM NOM NOM!
Are tihs a reglar piñata, oar a pleh ex piñata?
it r a piñata in teh shaep uv a Spongebob Squarepants heer iz ur stik to whack teh piñata wif *hands stick to lyanthya, blindfolds her, and spinny, spinny, you can try to hit is 3 times! evureeone hoo wants a turn, lien up in a strate line!
me! i maeks such good filling tacos dat r alwaez spooging out the sides, but i can maek dem a bit less full, but just as good.
oh yesh!!! splorting tacos!!! YAY!
an…an…flan! ai can haz FLAN! Tri it.
oh ai lurves teh flan!!!
refyed beens n spanich rise n carne asada…….. oh mai ai musht be hungary!!!
bee careful nawt to spill on yoor fancy cloffs, 1stduchess. Yoo ar still dressed frum teh reseppyshun.
oooh, iz it teh almund flan? i red abowt almund flan in a reely gud book, Esperanza Rising oh! or iz it pawsubul to be making a choclit flan? cuz i lurve teh chocklit ting alwaez!
=o! I almost forgot teh gwacamol-y! Hoo wants sum on teir tacos?
ai likes refyed mousies!!!
ai can haz refryed mousie tacos? teh petti 5s wuz nawt tew fillin tewdai!!
jamama, I haz a skerrid
the camels’er comin’ back…..in January.
oh noes!!! yew must haz a bacashun!!
mebbeh teh lorranc ob arrabeya cud sabe yew??
whew, skerrid…….defered, ’til January 2010, but still………THEY’S COMIN’ TA GET MEH!!
whyz u scared of…camels?? boo?
heya Hash, it’s a long story, I’ll see if I can summon the link for ya.
Ai hope yoo can find the link, shd, becuz ai wud laik to reed it, too!
If it iz wun ov yur sotreez, it just HAS to be funnee!!
//icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/17/funny-pictures-spider-wuz-huge/#comment-382856
why won’t the blasted thing load? I’ve entered it twice.
u know… the third tiem iz a charm!!
I tried the third time, no luck…..yet. So, at the moment it is on page 25, “Dude that spider was huge” there are goats in a tree. You’ll see princess mu set the scene for her nawt sekkond. It starts there. Believe it or no, I didn’t make any of it up.
oh, i rebemberz teh camel story
taht wuz a gud wun
did ya see where they are COMING BACK!?!?!? granted, seventeen months from now, which should….in theory….give me enough time to obtain a “camel-proof” coffee cup.
i luked at da storee and…. and…. it waz gr8!!
haz never seen a camel drink coke!! or cawffee!!
once mah kitteh drank pepsi and lieked it and accidentally once drank car battery water!! its known to be da strongest acid pH value 0
return engayjmint by poplolar demand?
must be thursty, dose camels! make sure ur coffee mug lid iz
charged wiff electricity so if da camel cumz neer **ZAP!** and he’ll learn
nawt to bug u…much….
The Radio City Rocketts are indeed returning. I don’t know if it is their Christmas Spectacular or not. If so, then the “girls” (they don’t use male camels…far to big) are gonna return.
sorry to hear that…if its a bad fing….and keep ur drinks safe frum spit!!1!
Ohai, sorree to innerupt, but ai has a nouncemint plz.
Mai felloh Cheezburgerans
In nooziland, Orgust 29 is Daffodil Day, wich is teh big munnies raysing day for teh Cancer Society. Wun in ten noozilanders will be fected by cancer at sum tiem, and ai has been wun of tehm.
Ai haev organamised teh nawt-sekkund Daffodil Day piknik, to be holded weneber it gets to Orgust 29 in yore area. So cum along. Ai has maed teh pavlova wib teh whippee creme and kiwifrootz, teh choklit pavlova, teh fairee bred, teh lammingtons and lots ob udder nooziland fuds for nomming. Tehre is orlso an open bar for alkyhol and non-alkyhol. Tehre will orlso be gaymez and raycez.
Teh piknik will be in teh Princess Mu medo. Teh Nightwatchman sez we can orlso bring our urfly kittehs so tehy kin play wib teh kittehs who livs onlee in our heartz.
It is a day to celebraet thoes who winned teh fite aginst teh pleh cancer, to encouraeg thoes who is fieting teh battul {{{{{pwnedby2kitteks}}}}} and to merember thoes who can no longer fite.
Orlso, ai wud haev big happitayle iffin yew cud giev sum munnies to teh similah orginysashuns in yore area.
Kthxbai – see yew at teh piknik.
Kimkiwi
Pssss – is teh lunchtiem on teh 29th naow
ooh, dose tings sound so gud. i’z amerikitteh, can yooz be so poliet az 2 tell me waht dose wunnerful tweats r? i lurve anyting wif choklit in it, so esep… sepl… sleps… maek sher to plz to give me pavlova resipee kimkiwi! kyoot naem, by da way.
oh, selfush me. i wuz onlee tinkin’ of ma tummi. da cancer-fyting piknik is a byootiful, selfless ting to do. my daddycat had a cancer, it was a skin cancer on his noesy. he lukked kinda silly wif a big bandaid on him, but we haz a lukky dat is wuzn’t seriouser. i wud hate it if i lost my daddycat cuz i lurvs him so much!
Ohai Jenna
Pavlova is teh meringue caek (maed wib teh eggie whytes). Chocklit pavlova is saem but wib teh coco powduh added. Fairee bred is teh brednbutter cuvvered wib teh hundreds and thowsands (sprinkils will do). Lamingtons is teeny tiny sponge caeks wib teh rasbree or teh choklit icing and teh dried coconut.
Kthxbai
I haz a howmsik now!!
*sob*
(Oztraylyan in TTI)
Teh pleh cancer is a ishue clows to my hart (literully in my cayse …) an I am glad to sillybrate daffydowndilly day any way I can. Granmutha, aunty and a cussin all lose teh fite wit bres cancer. I wud lyk to fink dat teh reesurch cud find betta cyoors so my doorta neva has to fink abowt it.
*noms pavlova wif extra wippy crem an fresh strawbrys*
Taysts lyk howm …
Ohia sawa
*gievs sawa a tishyoo fore teh leekee eyez fore teh hoemsikness*
Ai has a sad bout yore losses. It is a pleh diseeze and teh sooner a kure iz finded teh betterer.
Wuds yew liek to be in charj of teh piknik barbekew? We kin haz snags?
Kim, I am SO SORRY for not replyin to tihs soona but after I powsted las nigt I went to bed as it was ERLY in teh mornin here in TTI.
My dorta an I ar makin ANZAC bizkits today so we ar wif yoo inn spirit!!
(an teh snags!! NOM NOM NOM!! as my dad sez …’bes wif ded orse’ …)
I finks wat ur doin iss teh noble. My onkles hadded cancer, nd tehy r not here nw. Ifn I was in NZ, i woodlik 2 come, but is in England, so’s I cnt. :_(
GL on teh 29f!
Hai, fatt_catts_matt! We havn’t met yet, so – howdee!
*extends flooffee whyte paw in frenship*
Yoo ar frum teh TTI, too? Mite ai ask where? Ar yoo a longtaim lurker??? Yur LOlcat iz kwite gud. We hav, as yoo prollee know, menee verree nice frnez heer frum teh TTI.
Ohai JCH4C! *shakes floofy white paw wif floofy brown wun*
I lerns teh cheez jus frm lukin at capshunz nd commints. u finks its gd? *blooshes*
nt longtaim, prolly only a few weekses, i goes abroad alots.
I is frm teh sussex, and many veree nice peeepls, i jus not meet many yet.
but nw i meets u, i is teh happiez!!
LOl!1 Well, nao yoo hav piqued mai curiositee! NAWT a hard thing to do!
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But yoo hav bin heer long enuf to know mai nayme! So – rite nao, there iz Annipuss, tidmum, Ambercat, Martoonie (SJ), ummmm gibbocat (but he hazn’t bin heer fur a wil.
paul – but he hazn’t bin heer much, either. Oh – teh noo wun – Guinesspig?? That duzzn’t sound kiwte rite. An Jimmba. There ar sebral moar – just nawt abul to think ov them rite nao.
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But ai wanted to know – yoo go abroad a lot??? Where to?? an Wai?? It just sounds interesting to me.
Scuse me! Ai furgot to chanj bak to mai ebreeday nayme.
Ai uze ma formal naume fur the big partees and stuff.
u kan yooz ur formal name heer, it iz a big piknik/nawt-furst sillybrashun
Mostlees, iss for work, Ai lives in England nw, but Ai has libbed in NZ, Germany, France, teh USAs, Mexico, nd Spain. Nd I moves too China in a few months. Mai kitteh allwais missehs mee…
But iss for workin, I puts fud in teh bowl, he noms it!
Wat kinda works… I cn sai iss for teh gubernments.
Wea in nooziland did yew lievs?
in pukekohe, juss outside teh Auklandz. Iss kwite nice ther
Ai growed up in Thames, on teh Coromandel Peninsula, so not far at all from Pukekohe.
ThankS! Ai just laik to know moar about teh peeple ai ar tawking to. An if yoo wud hav to kill uz to splain moar – then – ai wud say – we prollee knows wnuf!
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But – hao lawng ar you usuallee goan??? An what iz yur kittehs nayme??
Yur kitteh PROLLEE duznt kwite get the connexshun between “goan fur a lawb tiam” and “fud in teh bowl.”
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An where – prollee may last qweschun – fur nao, eneway – did yoo liv in jermanee? Ai lived there fur menee yeers, an ai just loved it. So pritteee!
Hey! dere iz awlso me. humph. i’z Jcatgrl or Jenna and i comint lots 2, just not az much az owr frend Janet heer. i haz an affronted at being left out.
Oh jenna! Ai am so soree. Ai’m dint meen to be leeving yoo aut. An ai know JUST hao yoo feel. Ai, too, am a liddle hurt wehn ai commint an it seems taht ai am just being ignored.
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Oh, if awnlee wii had teh voating burgers bak, yoo wud KNOW taht yoo were nawt being ignored.
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But – pleez keep awn comminting. Sumwun else just said that to me yesterday – an it surpirzed mee – becuz ai NEBBER thot this particular purrson wud feel let aut.
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But yoo know, ai think it happens to awl of us. PLeez donut think peepl dont laik yoo becuz ov that. Ai offen dont speek when ai shud – ai dont know wai.
Ai reed waht sumwun rote, an “nod” in agreement, oar smyol. But ov corse, teh purrson speeking duzznt know taht.
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Ai’m glad yoo spoke up. Ai, fur wun, will trai to do bedder. It iz nawt rite tath peepl heer shud feel left aut.
Teh piknik is teh glowball piknik – so wheneber it gits to 29th in TTI and yew has a wantz to coem along, tehn coem to teh medo.
Ai seeingz yew tehre.
ohai kimkiwi! WHAT a lufflee idea. A donut beleev we hav yet had a reep piknik in teh Princess Mu medow. An we awl hav peeple taht we deerlee luv hoo ar fieting this battul. PB2K an sebral otters heer az well!
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An we can flolic an selebrayte awlmost awlday tomorrow – becuz starting verree urlee, it will be cloase to noon awn ICHC sumwhere.
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An – what ar the “lammingtons??? Sounds gud, what eber they ar!
Ohai Dame JCH4K
Lamingtons is teh teeny tiny spong caeks wib teh rasbree or teh choklit i-sing and teh dessik … desic… dryed and shwedded coconut. Teh is teh win noms.
Teh talkink bout tehm maeks me DOES WANT wun!!
They sound RELLEE gud. Ai wish we cud awl just jump awn planes an fly around an visit eech other. Woulnd’t that be fun??? *sigh* if awnlee we were awl rich!
oh hey! i sawded a tv sho dat wuz abowt da fyootyur if dah hoomans just awl dissapeered wun day, and da kittehs start livin in teh abandund skyskrapers, cuz awl uv dah windos felled owt and dey gets flaps uv skin between dere back legs an frunt legs and dey become flying skwerl kittehs!!!!!!! ZOMG COOL!!!!!!
PB2K. Wish seh cud bee heer. Mai brudder had teh cancer in his stommik but gotted better. Hii waz big bebbehkitteh fosterer an ai helped wif their pointy ends wen he cuddn’t take care of tehm. Hii wud lub teh party
KImikiwi, dis is berry berry gud idee. Ai maykes sure ai maykes an extree donayshun. Ai may has to bring mai piknick tings eerllee, tho.
Ohai lindykat. Thx fore taht. In nooziland teh piknik has startid so yew kin cum by majik, iffin yew wants to cum earlee. Ai has teh majik piknik tiemtrabble dust to sprinkils on yew.
ai will puts a pinch in mai paw just in case. Fank yoo, kimikiwi.
oohh, ai haz a sad
ai haz tu werk 12 our shift tumorow so kan’t kum tu piknik. Mai oldest brudder dyed frum teh lookemya. Ai wuld lurve tu go tu a piknik in teh Princess Mu meadow – mai Stormy kitteh crost teh bridj last weak, wants tu see him agin…
*gievs uniquekitty sum majik piknik tiemtrabble dust*
Yew kin cum now – is piknik tiem in nooziland. So noes haz sad.
fank yu, kimkiwi!! Ai be eggsited tu meet sum ob teh odder cheezpeeps, nad maebe see mai Stormy kitteh? shuld ai bring fud tu shaer? Ai haz hoem maid cinanom raysin bread…
Sorree tew heer about ur Stormy kitteh. Hoep u finds sum comfurt heer.
{{{{uniquekitty}}}} Sew hard tew sai gudbye tew our furry frenz.
Mmmmmmm, cynanom raysin bred … DOES WANT!!
Yew will see yore Stormy kitteh – he will be waytink fore yew and tehn yew and Stormy kin go flolik in teh medo.
{{{{{uniquekittey}}}}}
ohai, kimkiwi, i duz teh nayborhud fundrayzing letterz in my neyborhud for teh Leukemia and Lymphoma in U.S., in honor ob my deer frend shiori hoo culdn’t get transplant. she wented ober teh brij 12 yeerz ago. i will open up teh fundrayzin kit taht kame in teh mayl yesterday an do teh mailers tomorrow, in honor ob daffodil day. taht iz luvly idea (heer iz 9p.m. on teh 28th)
Ohai lunarmommy, and tahnks for yore messij. Yew is doink teh gud werks and ai will haev to gib yew extry big sliec of teh pavlova!
Yugo furst.
U bedder watch owt kitteh or ownur will “reemodul” u wit an awl wite kitteh!
kitteh will remodel ownur wif himz pointee endz.
letz get teh prioriteez straight here, hyuman.
Hae…Ai cant understnad wut the kitteh sed becuz he didnt speek lolspeak. But ai can has a feeling dat hez up to no gud in mai kichen!!1!
heer iz english-to-lol translashun eric!:
da kitchen haz a cleen luk
dat duzn’t let me nom anyting
moron…
(nasty names are da sames in english and lol!)
kitteh must be well edumacated tu talk liek dat!! Ai werks wid peeps dat woodn’t unnerstand dis capshun..
U werkz wif teh chikenz??2??
Dat kitteh duz NAWT haz a happee.
You styl am moar schway den fung.
WIN!
Sillee Hewminz feenkz
‘T3h Cleen Luuk’ iz immewn 2
Kiiteh’z crunchee fud
Kitteh’s crunchee fud
iz sawllid andz fawwlz owtz ubz
boal wen Kitteh dynez
Kitteh’z gooshee fud
stayz in Kitteh’z fud boal andz
iz mutch less messee
Hewmin’s ‘Cleen Luuk’ iz
in awpozishunn 2 t3h
Kitteh’z Liddurr Bawkz
Jack.
Berri nize az uzual Jack.
Wharz my kitteh fud staytion, moron????
Owner is not moron! This kitteh is mean!!
kitteh not mean, ur 2 nyce to b heer
lol, jk
IT’S RIKA CHAN! the amazing Japanese flying cat.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/sets/267162/
I think using less words would make it funnier, but it’s great as is ^_^
iz in ur kitchen, “cleaning” it fur u!!
ohai hashim, i haz lefted yoo a reply on yor comment on teh thred wif teh grand resepshun!
fanks lunarmommy!! i read it and lefted u a reply too and wierd press didnt eeted it!!
Sumbodees iz putted up all de corms.
Corms. Please show me dem.
* unsolisited (and praps unwanted) political commint*
Dis is off thread an maybe innappropri8 but I just watched Obama’s speech and I hasta say I am very impressed. I had alweys fot Hillary was more tuffer but tonite he showed me sumfin I hadn’t seen. As synical as I usually am I has to say dat he did a gud job of selling himseff tonite. Very charismatic.
*end of political commint*
Hey lookit the ears on dat kitteh, he luks cranky
Cattails iz clapping floofy paws!
…It’s Rika, Junku’s eldest kitteh.
Wherez my bowl? Can I haz my bowl now?
verree prittee kittee
prittee ayngree, but prittee
Christina Ricci kitteh is back!
Brilliant! I love intelligent, proper-grammar captions like this! And congratulations on getting “aesthetic” right! =)
No lolcat speek, no votez from meh.
Seriously?! Am I the only person that finds this refreshing?
yupz, yoo iz a mynoritee!
Dangumit, nao I has ta mess evryfing up, u kno it’s gonna take me time!
Death by iKitchen
I nawt know wut teh kitteh iz sayin!
Pore kitteh iz underedumacated in hiz lolspeakz.
heer iz english-to-lol translashun Associated!:
da kitchen haz a cleen luk
dat duzn’t let me nom anyting
moron…
(nasty names are da sames in english and lol!)
Teh cat…it frituns meh.
Egggs-cellent caption on dis one….I lol’d lots *teehee*
Oh, hai Daphne!
Dis face r hillarryuss!
lol its liek a Dr. House cat.