Comments on: Over herez…

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:52:57 +0000

Ohi,

Tank u veree much Dame.
Sowee, I had to go last nyte.
I studeed da oprah, but I jus sings nao for fun and at church.
Iz sowprawnoh, but not prefe, perfesi, fer monnies.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:03:34 +0000

*boice comez thru speeker fuzzily* sorree, ur orderz haz bean delayed, pleez 2 pull roundz & park inna space onna side, kaithzbai!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:01:10 +0000

hai meg, wen u mek a lol it goez fer de votin. Dey gettin elebenty-hundred lols a dai ifink & onlee 5/6 go onna front paeg, so chanzez ob mekin de frontz paeg iz slim, but we keepz trine & somedaze mebbe getz de fame & gloriez. Butt still u canz hang outz wif de cheezepeepz,hab funz wif de comentin & tawkin & mek sum frendz. Bery nize peeps hear. U doan haz to do de lolspeek iffin u doan wan 2, jus haz funz!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:32:56 +0000

marthav, i forgotted to say yesturday (i wuz too bizzee bein kursed by teh Hope Dimund) wut a luvly party owtfit!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:26:45 +0000

Askooze me! I order fryez, an a salid, an one of doze shiny glassis fer mah soda, an sum chikin bubs, an… les see, evryfing.

By: judson

judson — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:14:04 +0000

“I’m nawt nodding guvener, it seems you’ve tucked in a bit of me scarf”

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:21:13 +0000

They get about 8,000 submissions every day. Only 5 get to the main page….
You do the math!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:04:34 +0000

oops… double commint!! **heddesk!**

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:03:48 +0000

ur welcum!! **gibz lunarmommy a cozy blanky**
sleep tight!! and nawt too tight!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:03:42 +0000

ur welcum!! **gibz lunarmommy a cozy blanky**
sleep tight!! and nawt too tigh!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:02:47 +0000

itz fine, no onez here anyway, uz free to burp ur heart out!! o wait…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:01:22 +0000

but yoo haz not missd it! keep reedin!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:00:55 +0000

*guzzle guzzle guzzle HIC*

tanks Hashim! Hay, deres de petty-6z! 1 ob de servin boiz wuz trine 2 hied dem 2 taek homez wif him! *Chomp chomp chomp (burp)* Dew pleeze exsqueeze meh burpies!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:00:08 +0000

fank yoo! yah, teh lunarmommy is finaly partied owt! *zzzzzzzz*

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:58:18 +0000

G’nite lunarmommy!!
haz sweet dreemz!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:47:44 +0000

well, i took two bottles and drank only one so u can haz one!! **hands bluesfan473 a bottle of choklitt champygne and a piece of caek** here, eet up!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:45:29 +0000

oh, but dis iz cheezland an ther iz alwayz plenty left! tehre are petty-4z, an eben petty-5z an petty-6z (my favrits!) an teh servin boys an servin wenches are still hangin arownd lukin for sumfin to do, an teh no-kash bar nebber runs dry!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:42:53 +0000

oh, fank yoo hashim, taht iz graet releef! iz very inconveenyent alwayz to be droppin fings an fallin down. an teh kitteh hedbonk is extry-niyse! i luvs teh kitteh hedbonks!!

i seed sum ob yor graet adbenchure ob bein ded, i’ll go bak an reed it tomorow, rite now iz almost time for me to go to sleep! enjoys yor not-alkyholik choklit shampayne! (sum peeps liek it, sum dont, but i duznt kno anyfing abowt shampayne anywayz so i kant tell teh diffrunse, az long az it’s choklit tahts gud enuff for me!!)

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:41:46 +0000

yesh, itz wuz a battlez ob de epic preeportions & Hashim bravely preeveiled!

Bluesfan sadly chex de flutes hoapin fer a few lil lefober dropletz ob de shampyne. Shakez fizt inna ayre “darn yew wurk! Ah hab mizzed de reception!” Snorfles round fer sum crumbletz frum de buffay & colapzez in dizapointmentz.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:07:42 +0000

Choklitt flavr?? iz in!! if its non alkoholc dat iz…. fanks fur da compliments lunarmommy!! u luk gr8 to!! would u liek to be decursified?? i found out dat mah pegasus kitteh can resurrect and purify anyfin!! **pegasus kitteh gibs light hedbonk to lunarmommy and da curse i lifted!**
if u’b missed it, i died in da lol “making room for da capshun” one… fought against ebil maus…. u can read it if u want!!

By: meg

meg — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:00:25 +0000

hai, can somebody tell me how long it usually takes for a picture you captioned to appear on the main page? kthnx! D:

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:03:20 +0000

ohai hashim! yoo are not too too late, tehre are still a few ob us (or at leest me) still hanging arownd. yoo luks very hansum in yor soot an noo watch! i iz wearin my “raisin” colord party gown (erleier i was wearin the “antique” wun but i changed – yoo kan find teh linkees above) hadda take off my hi heel shoos cawz i kept fallin, Lolcatburglar lended me teh Hope Dimund an now i haz teh Kurse of teh Hope Dimund an keeps dropping fings an falling ober. but teh shampyne is not-alkyholik if yoo wants it to be (like me) an coms in ebree flavr, eben choklit!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:59:11 +0000

ohai, marthav *hic* *oops* crash*
dont mind me, i’m still waytin for teh kurse ob teh Hope Dimund to wear off. Lolcatburglar lended it to me but it wuzn’t wurkin owt so gud
heer, hab a chonklit shampayne
*hic*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:51:54 +0000

yah, i liek taht wun too, iz hard to chooz… i buyed tehm bof so now i haz too party gowns!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:50:58 +0000

ooh, fank you, booklion, yoo luk very byootyful too

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:41:44 +0000

fanks fur da compliments Janet!! but i guess i am a bit too late!! but…. well, next tiem den!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:40:12 +0000

Hai, Haishim! Ai’m afraid alwmost ebreewun haz goan hoam oar awn to teh next thred. But yoo are looking verree nice in yur navy blue soot. Ai reele laik the grey shurt nadn teh shiy blish tie. Yoo can still go an se what ebreewun did, tho.

And nao ai maiself must go to bed! So – gud nite. An remember – if yoo commint eneware, it iz just az tho yoo were akshullee heer.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:39:51 +0000

oooohh….

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:19:47 +0000

fank yoo lindykat!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:18:40 +0000

**Hashim sneaky creeps in late and..**
**eberyone iz asleep!!**
**sigh**
im late and wearing a navy blue suit and pants and a grey shirt wiff a shiny bluish tie.
Im also wearing mah new watch, its da T-touch series!! (in mah dreems…)
so… iz any one still here?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:56:57 +0000

how annoyink! my posts keep disapeeeeering-it must be a spy related conspearasea!! oh noes…

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:55:07 +0000

sry Janet! i have had unexpected visitorz all day adn mist teh partay… dangit!

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:36:16 +0000

Oooh Ai jus foun owt dat Kimkiwi is organizen a piknik in da mu meadow on da top pic. Letz go join em der!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:29:10 +0000

*Sum owrs later, 4.5K trips down teh stares, followed by a NNYSB. Her belbet gown iz rumpled, n her jet tiara iz askew.*

Wut? Ai wuz in teh laydees’ rest ruum. Ai wuz…er… resting! Yas, dat’s it! Resting!!

*Sees 3 Cattails n follows her to next fred*

By: Werdycnan

Werdycnan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:23:46 +0000

ohai, ebbrybuddies. ai’z just ben rpging. lol, klicky awn mai naym ady yoos seez wut ai meenz. lol, iz mostly fur yunger kittenz lyke mee, tho. lol

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:14:38 +0000

Ai tink der r lotz ub leftobers, ifz wii prowl aroun.
*Marfa steps over passed-out person on floor*
Oooh wat a preddy dress. Pittee abowt da rinkels n da chawklet martoonie stains.

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:09:32 +0000

ohai MarfaV! U iz laet, tew? We kin haf ower own partee. A Fancee Feast fur sure. U luk lubbly 2nite. When mai fur dries ai hoep ai iz as beautimous as alla teh otter prittee ladees.

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:58:17 +0000

*MarfaV arrives very late, slipping in quietly at the back of the room*
*She is wearing a long black skirt that swirls like the ones in the Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers movies. The top is also black, but with a gold thread woven through, so that it sparkles with every movement. She has a bright red rose pinned in her hair*

Iz der enny shampayne left? Oooh der it iz.
*Takes glass from yng. Sips* Aaahh! Datz gud.
Wut haz ebrywun been up to? U r awl lookin like wilted floowerz.

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:42:46 +0000

Cattails slinks in lukkin liek sumfin teh cat dragged in…oh wate, ai iz ah kitteh…an itz rainin catz an googies outsied. Floofie white an black fur iz wet an matted. Oh noes…meh elegante partee owtfit iz ruined an ai iz laet fur teh ball!
*wanderz arond sniffin at teh shampain glasses strewn onna foor*
Mus haf been sum fine shindig heer today. *Laps up choklit shampain frum a glass* Yummmmy!
Grabby paws findin crums frum teh petty 4s 5s an 6s.
Yesh…mus haf been sum fine partee. Wanders intew teh next lol tew see wutz happining ther.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:17:08 +0000

Ohai, sweetpea! Wud yoo laik sum choklit marttonees too? Oar sum nice tee an choklit biscottis? Ai hav plentee in this piknik baskit.
.
Doo yoo want to halp me get Phillip saeflee hoam???? Ai’m nawt at awl shiut that he shud be driaiving.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:11:36 +0000

*pops some popcorn*
*gets comfy*
*readmunchreadmunchreadmunch….*

By: amandakat

amandakat — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:07:33 +0000

an it had a nap -u had to vaccume it certain way then back out to erase footsteps *pleh*

By: DameJanetOfCheezland

DameJanetOfCheezland — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:07:32 +0000

Yoo meen the truck yoo think runned ober yoo???? LOL!! That wuz not truck!!
That wuz two beyootimus blondes vying fur yur attenshun! Since tath shurlee happens to yoo awl teh taim, ai can’t beleeve yoo weren’t a liddle moar careful!!
.
Wud yoo laik sum moar choklit matoonieez? Oar, purrhaps, since yoo must drive, an teh babeee possum ar in teh car, yoo mite laik just sum tee an choklit biscotti! Ai hav sum rite heer in this piknki baskit.
.
Afterawl, yoo nebber know when yoo ar gonna need sum ov these things.

By: amandakat

amandakat — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:04:27 +0000

yep.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:59:21 +0000

oooooooooooooo
owwwwwwwww
did yew get teh number uv that truck?
hmmm … chawklit …

By: DameJanetOfCheezland

DameJanetOfCheezland — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:58:54 +0000

Way to go Phat Cat! Ai cudn’t think ov a sootabul W – an yoo gotted a purrfekt wun!

Did yoo say yoo were an opera singer??? A soprano?

What, an where, do yoo sing, if ai mite ask???

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:53:05 +0000

Chintz
*snerk*

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:52:03 +0000

Chips, chips!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:51:37 +0000

Warnin,

Non-ironic use of fugly furniture detekted.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:50:34 +0000

Watterbedz, da round kind
Xtremely brite pink wallz
Yellow, pleathr cowch
Zebra stripy wallpaper.