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Congrashulashuns on teh nawt-sekkund, LOTB!
Howeber, it lukz liek der be many runnerz-up!
All join in foar sillybreshuns?
I no can danse, I settlz for a Meowgarita or a Niptini.
my munnies is under da cushun of dis fuglee cowch.
at leest I hope tehy is.
thats yooshully where my hoomin leeves it.
Da cowch be not berry assthetikly pweesiin at awl.
:/
Dat cowch luk liek north end of sowth-bownd goggie!
now, now, don’t be mean. Let no one who has ever lived with “harvest gold” or “avacado green” throw stones. Annyone else remember da awful green shag carpet?
sownz moer lyk baffrume sweets ob teh erly aytees to me!
Owls. Mushrooms. Spindly clocks. Waterfall lights.
plastic kitteh cloks wif tales taht wag adn aies taht goggle.
adn beeeg fork adn spoon n teh kitchen.
onlee~est thing werser wuz deh orinj shag carpet….. OOO mai IIIz!!!
Leest wen yu frow up awn it, nowun can tell!
unles dey step awn wif berfutz.
…at 2 o’klok n da moarnin…
izzat why they had it in awl teh skools?
admittedlee, tehy did replase it wen it started smellin funnee… (abowt teh turn uv teh senchuree).
oh mai Cween, wut happind tew Lady Mondegrene?? ai am reddy fur sum champain!!
pitcher. mebbee 10:30 ICHC tyme???
cumming , mai deer, in just afyew minutz , oh, ai furgawt tu chek wif Dan abowt da akoostikz. oh, wel, tu lait naow. Iz Janet waring hur emruld tarara? Ai finkso wil be wif us “Yis , plz” tudai. sumbuddee ai hab noan fur sum yeerz naow.
She glides to the podium, perfect in every way, from the toes of her green pearlized kid shoes, to the elegant full length Thai silk ceremonial vest, to the top of her jade tiara. A susurration rises of “Who is that?” Is that—-? ” Is it really the frumpy old woman we’ve known as Gmawairsgreneshuz? ” Well, maybe it might be. She does have green shoes.”* She tinks the rim of her $100 crystal shampagne flute with her perfectly manicured fingernail.* “Mai ai hab yur a 10shun plz. Ai haz sumfing tu teling yu”* A hush falls and she begins to speak*
Welcum, ebreebuddee. It iz mai plaizur tudai tu an ounce dat bai decree ub hur Roil Grashusnes, Cween MJ,*Curtsies in her direction* dat Ai em tu be noan hens4wurd az Lady Mondegrene, surbing at hur plaizur. Yu mai be cawling me “Yur Roil High Knee”. It wil be wun ub mai asined dudeez tu surkulait amongst yu eech dai traing tu ashur sum bit ub daikorum nd tu korekt yung innurloapurz hoo trai tu cum amongst us showting “F—T!” wen a nyew pikshur iz poasted.
We hab menny sillebriteez amongst us tudai, inklooding 1st Duchess hoo haz bin awai nd da Cween hurself hoo wil be leebing sune awn diplomatik asinemint.
Nd naow we wil sillibrate. Lord Aahz ‘z mary neerly nekkid yung men, waring nekkeetyz nd 200p bartowlz wil por da shampane wif a splootch ub frambwahz in da $100 cristul flootz, gibbon us bai Dame Janet.*nods in her direction* nd da surbing wenchez wil be pasing arownd da petty 4z, 5z nd 6z. purvided bai Romeow’z asosi8. No ekspens haz bin spaird fur yur njoimint.
Let da rebelreez begin.
*Again curtsies toward the peers of the realm and floats off with a final toss of cweenfeti.*
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*enterz deh hawl wif a towsand tinee bublols trailing bhind
*She b wearing a lubblee golden bakkless tea-gown,
*it sparkilz like deh sunset on deh lake.
http://www.simplydresses.com/color/detail.cfm?key=260748&v=PD&cat=gold-dresses
*tew kumpleeting deh en sombul,
*iz deh byootimuz golden tiara wif rubeez
*adn topazez, golden peep-toe shuuz
*adn a diamund nekliss frum Tiffa kneez
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*her lissinz politelee to Gmaz speech, adn returningz her curtsee.*
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Lady Magdelene Mondegrene, I am sew pleezed 2 b having u az mai most loyal
adn cherished lady. Ur servicez 2 Cheezland will shurlee b apreeshee~ated
bai awl.
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*Takez Lady Mondegrene bai hur hand
*adn liftingz her in2 a giant bublol.
*Dehy floting over Cheezland
*sipping sham payne, enjoying deh sillybrashunz
*adn frowing cweenfettiz*
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ooh, taht is most luvliest party dress!
finullee. Ai hadz teh hardest tiem wif teh zippey fing up teh bak.
http://www.cgi.ebay.com/Perfect-womens-wedding-prom-dress-all-size-color_W0QQitemZ110282437443QQihZ001QQcategoryZ105532QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
ooh, taht iz very elegant! an custom-maed too!! yah, teh zipper wul be hard to reech, tho. but is wurth teh trubble – is most byootymous!
fank yoo, lunarmommy. yoo are most byootymous, too, wif teh nekklayce an awl!
fank yoo lindykat!
trailz behind teh Cween holdin her train aloft………..
*wairs teh caboose…..oh nebbermind*
1st duchess be wairin teh royal amatist opalescent gown wif a crown ob amathists…… surroundin teh duchess is teh fragrance ob shalimar wif jus a tuch ob myrhh
teh duchess gratefully aknowligges Lady Mondegrene an welcums her tew the white kassil!! Welcome and congratilasians on yer new position in teh cort!!!
*in bublol wif cween nd 1t duchess* Oh, iz awl so lublee. ebreewun lukz so nais. but sum must be bery tu warm in bebketz leik dame Janet. Nd ware iz Mary? Ai wuz going tu sugjist fur hur tu ware teel bloogrene wif hur red hare. ai kent se ebreewun so bery wel frum up heer ina klowdz. Se, ai toled yu dat amefist wud be a gud kulur fur yu,duchess. Lord Aahz nd hiz mary menz nd da wenchez ar duing a gud jawb wif da surbing. Ai hoapz awl njoiz da rasperry flabur in da shampane. cud hab aslo peech shnopz wud be gud.
oh is dat wut teh flaver is inna shampain, *hic*
ai wuz wundrin wut it was……… *pushes teh crown back up dat has cum dislojjed*
U can haz enny flayvur U wont n ur shampayn. We can haz awl kyndza shampaynz, 2 — jess luk at awl da shampayn fowntinz obber dere at da shampayn bar — n da extree-fyn shampaynz summa da YNNSBz r survin.
…
U can haz awl U wont, 2 — noe egg-spintz spayrd 4 owr Lady Mondegrene
duz tehy haz choklit-flavr shampayne? i not kno muches
abowt shampayn, but if tehre wuz sucha fing az choklit
shampayn, i fink i wuld liek taht.
**calls to nearest YNNSB**
Kood U breeng uh glas uv champagne doux frum da bar, n haz da bartindur add uh haf-shawt uv Creme de Cacao? Den breeng it 2 dis nys yung laydee… *nodz 2 lunarmommy*
ooh, fank yoo aahz, yoo iz teh gennulman. *sips choklit shampayne*
ooh, nummy! an bubbly!
throo majik ob interwebs iz not-alkyholik alkyhol, but i iz feelin a liddle giddy anyway!!
*oops* *crash*
oops, sorry *wipes up choklit shampayne frum floor wif layse hankee, grabs nudder choklit shampayne frum passin YNNSB*
LCB lended me teh Hope Dimund, an eber sinse, i haz been
a liddle clumzy an akksident-prone… i gibbed it bak to her after
i droppd it an borked teh conkret flor in teh dressin rum, but
teh effex haznt worn off yet…
choklit shampayne???
Dat makes my hed hurt just typin it!
Trai it b4 U diss it…
YNNSB!!1! Anuvver wun 4 da nys laydee heer **nods 2 leeza-b**
Leeza-b, I’ze sipping an eau de vie mayded from Douglas Fir!
Sounz straynge, but iz wunnerful, trooly teh wadder ov lyf.
Frum an Orygun distillery… I shares wif yu. Izzn’t it gud?
Yur skwirrls would frolic four weeks on jest wun sip.
um… letussai… I had a, er,
unforgettabul xpereinse wif shampayne.
As in, I wish I cud….
*luks dowtfully at teh floot*
Aah, but htis is GUD shampaygne. We haz all had teh bad eggsperiences wif teh nawt-so-gud shampagyne, but teh real ting iz hevven. “Drinking teh stars” iz what teh monk suppozedly sed when he first taysted teh bubbloled wine,nd wevver he sed it or nawt, it iz troo! Drinking gud champagne IZ drinking teh starz.
okays.. I can try it…
but no choklit innit, okays?
*sip sip sippysippysippysipppyGUZZLE*
oooh dis IS gud!!
Let me purrs yu sum more….
mmmm… well maybee just a skootch.
*gentlee tilts booklion’s hands til the floot is full to teh brim*
fanks!
*clinkz glasses*
*wobbule on teh hi heels*
*decides to sip a littul slower this time*
Shampayne, m’deer?
*handz lubblee crystal shampayne glass to deh
*Duchess.
2 Lady Mondegrene
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
ahhhhhhhh luvely, fanks
klink!! cheez!!
how nice tew hab ebbrywun here fur yer festibities, Lady Mondegrene!!
klink!!
Mai Ai sai how onnerd Ai am 2 be inbitied 2 dis wunermous ebent.
TanQ soe mush, Lady Mondegrene 4 orgunizing ebbriting.
*golfclapclapclap*
I fink we is going to be graced wif a noo age uv culture and sensitivitee… heer, in owr own deer cheezland.
*takes sip of shampayne*
*belches*
Thass mai gurl!
I wood liek 2 uhnowns dat da (noe) cash bar b oapin. Dreenkeez uv awl soartz b uhvaylubble at da bar bai rikwest.
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Da shampayn bar b 2 ur rite uv da (noe) cash bar — dere b sebben 5-teer shampayn fowntinz uhraynjded n oardur frum left 2 rite:
Brut Natural
Extra Brut
Brut
Extra Sec
Sec
Demi-Sec and
Doux
U b wellkumz 2 tayk uh shampayn floot (nawt uh shampayn Zauberfloot) n hep ursef 2 wichebber wun U liek, oar U kin trie dem awl.
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Awlsew, da YNNSBz (Yung Neerlee Nekkid Survin Boiz) will b roamin da rume n wood b happee 2 tayk ur oardur sew U nawt b havvin 2 goez 2 da bar ursef, ifn U liek.
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Plus, 4 doze wif sewfistykaytid pallitz, summa da YNNSBz will b survin Dom Perignon ‘21, Cristal ‘45, Tattinger ‘52, n Grand Siecle ‘60.
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N adishun, awn da taybull 2 ur left uv da (noe) cash bar b da wydist klekshun uv sordid cheeziz, crakkurz, n sordid chokklitz da whirled haz ebber noen. Hep ursef oar U can haz wun uv da YNNSBz fetch sum 4 U.
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Win ebbreewun hazza glas uv shampayn, we will b towstin da bestistest weeshiz 2 owr oan Lady Mondegrene!!1!
*daintyclapclapclap* *lukin arownd big-eyed at teh elegant cristle chandleers, tryin not to staer (too much) at teh yngs in tehir hansum black ties, oogling at teh $100 cristul floots (glad taht dis is teh interwebs an teh shampayn is majikally not-alkyholik if i wants it to be), droolin for sum petty-6z (yum), lukin at all teh byootymous peeples in tehir beootymous cloves*
i iz werin a “murmade” style party gown in teh fashunable an sofiskitated colur ob “anteek,”
http://www.beautifullymodest.com/store/prom-dresses/p815m/
an a lovly string ob dimunds taht LCB lended me. it yoosed to go wif teh Hope Dimund, but i desided bettr not risk wering teh big rok becaws i wuldn’t want anyfing unforchunate to *oops* *crash*
mebbee aslo bettr not wer teh hi-heeld shooz.
so now i am bare-footed unner my luvely murmayd gown. much more comfy dis way.
yup. Iz better for da dansin ifinkso.
*Twirly, bow, twirly bow minyouet typ dans*
*opens fan* flutter, flutter
mai werd, iz gettin a littul warm in here, maybe a lil more shampain will cool me off!
YNNSB!!1! Breeng sum moar shampayn 4 da Duchess!
um, i dunno if tahts such a gud idea…
Dame Janet of Cheezland enters waring hur dark green velvet dress wif “boakt neklind an 3/4 length sleeves. She iz waring teh eerings an tiara she got fur her last birfday, an Chanel #5.
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Thank yoo, Lady Mondegrene, fur inviting uz awl to this luvlee recepshun.
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*taeks a cristul floot ov shampane frum teh tray being passed bai teh serbin wenches*
May ai purrrrpoze a toast to ar hostess, teh luvlee Lady Mondegrene. An may yoo succeed in yur misshun to spred dekorum *stifled gigglol* amongst teh cheezpeeps .
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An nao, ai believe ai will awlso trai sum ov those delishus petty 4z, 5z,
and 6z.
*retires to a comfee chair to enjoy teh refreshmintz and admire teh beautiful clotesh worn bai hur compatriots.*
ahhhhhhhhh Dame J-pak *ai meen Janet of Cheezland*
ai am sew glad yew haz arribed!! i must awai fur a bit tew attend tew sum kassil administratib duteees an i noes nao dat the Cween and Lady Mondegrene will be taiken care ob
Hopes tew see yew layter! *1st Duchess floats off in a cloud ob Shalimar*
Fankyu so muxh, Dame Janet fur da lublee wurdz. so kined ub yu tu sai. Yu ar lukking lubblee but iz 97 decreas in heer. ai finkso sum ub us wil be taiking orf sum layurz ub cloving sune. Daikourum be dammed.
Greetinz, Milady Mondegrene!! Ur risepshun b gowin berree whale!
But b4 we dispintz wif da daikourum n beekumz less 4mull, we neadz 2 dew sumfin…
…
*ahem* **taps side of champagne flute with sterling silver telephone dialer**
TingTingTingTingTingTingTingTingTingTingTing
Mai I can haz ur uhtenshun plzthxlissenup?
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Awn da okayshun uv da daybyoo uv own oan Lady Mondegrene n herz uhpoyntmint bai own oan CweenMJ, n 2 sillybrayt herz prezzintz wif us 2dai n 4ebbermoar, n 2 givz herz owr bestistest weeshiz 4 awl da suksess n herz noo indevver 2 breeng sum daikourum 2 owr lubberlee CheezLand (at leest tempo rarulee, ennywaiz), I naow purr-poaz uh toast 2 Herz Roil High Knee, da Lady Mondegrene!!1!
**holds $100 champagne flute of Cristal ‘45 up**
Cheez!!1!
fankyu, Lord Aahz fur awl yu hab dun tu hepl wif ebreefing tudai nd fur da kined wurdz. Ebreewun haz dun a fein jawb wif da surbing nd awl luk so wunnurful in dere fein clozez. Iz just a wundurmus dai, awltugevvur. Wil yu be habbing tiem tu tel abowt da NB rebildingz?
Oh, Ai fink problee nawt. Iz tiem fur clening croo tu cum in nd ebikt us in tiem fur nekst ebent.
It haz bin so lublee. Fankyu ebreebuddee fur cumming tudai. ai haop yu awl habbed a gud tiem.
cheez! *hic* *oops* *crash*
*wut she sed*
*nap*
zzzzzzzzZZzZZzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
cweenmj!! cweenmj!! *shakes cweenmj bai teh shoulderz*
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Wake up! Ai need to ask yoo sumthing. *ahem* Phillipe (way down at teh bottom ov the thred* iz having an “advenchoor” wif a tawl byootiful blond spy drisst in whyte, an a short byootiful blond spy drisst in bloo.
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An. . .he iz supposed to be saving the world. But purrrrhaps – just purrrhaps, he needs to be saived hisself. Ai just cant tell.
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Cud we float ober in yur bubblol (so we cant be seen) an see if he iz OK??? Ai THINK he can taek care ov himself, being a whilred renowned spy an awl . . .but sumtaims it iz hard to tell.
Ebbreewun b waitng wif grate antiss eepayshunz!!!
And dere bestest kloze.
did u seeing at deh bottum uv deh fred?
Ohai, sowwy I being late. I be wearin my berry best opraw dress wid da shiny and strateegickly pownded metal top, and da helmit wid horns onnit. I be wearin big sparklee rynestone irrings dough. Cus i IZ i sowpranow.
Nd for dis berry speshul and cibilized occashun I sing very heye and lowd da Qween ob da Nite aria.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSL7ktuZxYw&feature=related
P.S. I tink shiny opera helmit wif horns onnit be awlso gud for previntin da splortz. *nod, nod*
oh mai, yew dooo luk lubbly, slim cat!!
here haz sum shampain!!
Oooooo thankee! *clinkee glasses*
teh shampain bubblols iz tikklin mai nose!! *achoo!!*
duz innywun noes wen des moozic be startin up? ai can’t wait for a spin around teh ballrum
Iz Germin aria so eye singz.
“Gahzooondheyet”
oh my, taht iz most operatikal!!
jone suvverland luks kinda liek my mudder-in-law. my m-i-l
not sing so gud, tho.
not menny peoples sing so gud az Dame Suvverlund.
But eyez not so shoor Eyed want D.S. for my M.I.L eeeeder.
wurld-famus diva m-i-l, mebbe not so graet, akshully
LOL
iz u me mum? I bin lookin fer shampane and cannot find. LOLcats new name is “yesplis,” as in “cheezburger? why, yesplis, wants cheezburger.”
Yur majistee, shud we maibee going doawn tu mingul wif da peepulz. Da vyu iz wunnurful frum up heer but maibee? I fink ai se yesplis daown dere naow nd ai shud toking tu hur sum. da ride wuz lublee. thx.ήγηλουςφǿƏşψώεαέππάώχ
oh Cween n Lady Mondegrene, yew will haz tew scuse me. ai haz sum importint kassil administratibe dutees tew attend tew. ai will trai tew get back while teh festibiteees continue………. *lubbly parteeee*
Sry. mai pooter wuz tempo rarilee indisposed.
bai awl meenz wii shud joyning deh partee.
*sip sip*
lublee shampayne.
Dat being a pardee pooper pooter?
Ah,, dere yu ar, mai deer. So plzd yu cud cum. (Just da saim az cween haz kep sekrit dat we ar stepsisturz ai haz nawt toled ennywun yu ar mai dortur) did yu getz sum refrechmintz? Lord Aahz haz owtdun himslef seting up da buffay. Nd wen yu getz da tiem yu ken goze tu tybooteak tu getting ennyfing yu liddul hart dezirez.
in honor ob grand an formul okazhun, heer iz anudder speshul
operatik purformase:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKUOhvdlug
OMG I LURVES dis one!
“oh bwunhilde youre so lubbley”
“Yes I know it I can’t help it!”
Oh and were’s mous? I tink PETUNIA is in dis video.
She can haz secret life as screen star?
yes, i fink petunia mus be as beyootymus az bwunhilde’s horsie. tehy mus be teh same!
an it had a nap -u had to vaccume it certain way then back out to erase footsteps *pleh*
oh, yeh. ai hadz teh “harvest gold” furnichure. It was yard sayle gift, an wii had nun, so wii presheayted it.
I iz catchin up late heer, so:
n8: LOL!!
Dan: YES! we did have avocado shaggy carpet, and teh fugly avocado/harvest gold applyances, but my parental units gotted em, I had nuttin to do wif it! STN!
lindycat: I got a turquoise bloo naugy-hide cowch that way… it was kinda stylish, ackshually!
and hay, wut happened to teh tee party?
well ai think this cawls fur a liszt………. hiserically ugly fashions
avacado green appliences
baby blue bathrooms
carpet, shag any color
d………
depressinglee huge ugly flowerz on deh furnichurz
e……………
ebbrydai corell dishus
furnichur apolstered in vinyl
grecian columns on teh porch ob teh mobile home
h………
hula grass on teh outside ob teh bar
i wud like to recall teh furnichur an substitoot it wif flamingos in teh yard!!!
Mennee uv us wud like 2 b habbing a recawl on deh furnichewer.
But not 2 b recawlling deh furnichewer, ifn u noez wut i meen.
Hevvy carved wuden foh Spanish-stile furnichure
Keane big-eye kids
Lava lites
Mushrooms painted on velvet
Naugehyde ennyting
O…
Opalescent badroom cownterz with gold flex
Polyesther curtinz
Red hattid gardin nomes
Skwarez of carpit
T…
Turkcoyse carz
Udderly awkful priinces fones
Velbet Elbis
W…
Watterbedz, da round kind
Xtremely brite pink wallz
Yellow, pleathr cowch
Zebra stripy wallpaper.
Way to go Phat Cat! Ai cudn’t think ov a sootabul W – an yoo gotted a purrfekt wun!
Did yoo say yoo were an opera singer??? A soprano?
What, an where, do yoo sing, if ai mite ask???
Ohi,
Tank u veree much Dame.
Sowee, I had to go last nyte.
I studeed da oprah, but I jus sings nao for fun and at church.
Iz sowprawnoh, but not prefe, perfesi, fer monnies.
gess itz awl over teh pic, leeza-b.
We hadded da “harvist gowld” shag karpitz ware I wun growin up. Da “avuhkawdoe green” wuz da kuller uv da karpit n da plyunsiz n da kitchin.
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I memberz havvin 2 gitz owt da plastik rayk 2 rayk da shag karpit winebber mai parintcatz b havvin da kumpnee obber. Hadded 2 rayk owt awl da feetprintz n mayk it luk noo agin. *pleh* *pleh*
Warnin,
Non-ironic use of fugly furniture detekted.
Dat were mai mumcat’s faborit kulors – harbest gol an abicato, sigh! Berry sebentiez, aifinkso.
yep.
no coke…..pepsi
cheezburger chezburger pepsi pepsi
but I wanna mowntain doo!!
howbout a dubble chezburger, onion rings and a large orng drink!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YId_ArKyoYs
*snerk* I remember dat onna radio……inna 80’s I think.
I just remember it, not sure from when, but I’ve thought it was funny for a long time! I have told it over and over, but hadn’t heard it in years….just did that search on you tube and up it came…looks like it was just posted this year…..
yeth, it wuz 2 DJ’s frum KSHE-95 FM heer in St. Louis, Ron Stevens and his Wife, Joy in teh Mawning. Dey did a lawt uv otter comedee fings, but fur sum reeson, dis wun struck a chord wif peeps and becomed famoose.
I lurvz dat rooteen! I can haz it awn mai Dr. DementoCat’z “bestist uv” klekshun. I nawt b noein it wuz frum uh raydeeyow moarnin shoa, tho…
**kwx kwxwwk kwxxkwxxrx, kwxkwx kwx, kwx x kwxx kwxwx kwx**
Charlie Brown’s mother orders at the drive-thru
I thotted dat wuz
“Wonh WOHHNH wonh wonh WONH wonh WONH”
… and a LARGE ORANJ DRINK!!!!!
Sai it wif me!
DUUH-BUUHL CHEEEZ-BURR-GURR!
UUN-YUUN REEENGZ!
n uh LAARJ AAH-RIINJ DREENK!
Ai prii-10s nawt 2 sho mai aje an sae ai nawt no wut U taklin’ abot. hee hee – is a liez.
Chips, chips!
SNL ref…..FTW!!
fanks! hubby n i say it all teh time, n one day i had to luk it up for mai kidlets on youtube….nao tehy no whut we’re talkin bout….
I memburz seein da eppysoad uv SNL ware dey swopted owt da Pepsee musheen 4 uh Coak musheen. Den da gag wuz uh regler kustimmer wood kumz in n oardur “Cheezburger, chipz, n Pepsee” 2 wich da oanur wood happilee riplai, “Noe Pepsee … Coak!”
chip, chip
Wayter, Can’t u see me?
Tha kitteh dus seem to be sinkin at a rapid rate!
But tha pink toesies shud grab tha waiter’s attenshun!
I in the cheep seats
or chintzy seat
Saem fing!
Chintz
*snerk*
deh cheezy seetz??
Dey be cheezy ifn kitteh iz berry mesy nom-er.
Gimme 5, dood.
Wherez the beerz?
duz u cownt teh doo claw?
Me catsters aways do so.
u takez cwedit cahds?
oe noeees, tehpinkee toesies!!!!!! AAAAAaaaaarrrrrgghh!!! splort.
…Yew brought ma attenshun to dah tesies!
Now…Must….SPLORT!
oh noez!! deh dredded dubblol splort!!!!
CCC! ober heer!!! on deh dublol!!
*skreech!!!!!
*Deh CCC pullz up.
Lessee… deh AfriCat braynez goez in dis pile…..
deh aydrean braynez goez in dat pile…..
Oar iz it tuther way arownd???
oh, well, braynez iz braynez.
*putz haf deh braynez frum eech pile in Africatz hed.
*putz deh rest uv deh braynez in adreanzhed.
*Pats dem bof gentlee & rapz wif deh dukky tape
Heer i gibz u eech a flooffee blankee.
*snug, snug.
And haz chokklit possum and a nice hawt koko wif wippee creem.
Dont wurry bowt deh braynez mixup —
u eech got at leest haf uv ur own bak.
knaf u JMneewc!! … ho ho i knif nifmus zi gnorw!!!
Heer haz dis mirrer, dat mite put fings rite
Phew! Thankee annipuss. Dat gaves meh sush a headake.
oh deer. sry bowt dat.
*opunz AfriCatz hed.
*flips braynez ober.
*Kloses hed.
*Sea curez wif duk taype.
Howz dat? u feline bedder?
yesh fanks u, sips teh hawt koko, sipp, sipp, sipp – yum!
No tomaytoes pleez
whut? noe tomaytoes? y?
Sam and Ella’s
Tsk – it wuz teh pepperz & nawt teh tomaytoes.
in MD tehy were nawt servin teh t’maters inna wrestrants adn stuff 4 months
huh?…
wut?….
O.
i get it noaw. just a liddul slow on deh up take.
Nooo, not de liddle pinkytoze!!!! Splort!
Anuzzer splort!!!
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
.
*Klonk!! (hard landing)
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee awla braynez inna pile.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, awl bak in deh hed.
Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!!
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz
*fastenz chin strap.
Tuk u up in deh softee floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Pinky pinky toepads!
Pinky pinky toepads
*wiv teh pances and teh caypers*
LuvB Wher R Yu!!!!
(teh orijinul com poser ob teh Pinky pinky toepad sawng)
Yes! LuvBJones!!! Com bak. An dans and caper fur us again!
‘
But ambercat, did yoo see?? BOF Tony James AND Paws4Thot were heer = yesterday oar the day befoar, Ai think.
‘
Ai did spot Tony’s flai-bai visit – he is mai brudder form anudder mudder! But Ai missd Paws4Thot.
Ai tink bringing LuvB an Gayla34 bak into teh fold, an gettin Medicated Maiden an Kermit IRL postin agin shud be yur nekst mishun – ahfter yu com awn a visit to TTI, ob corse….!
This must bee it! Hao ai wud luv to get tehm bak heer. An Teho too! an Mellissa.
An stend – we need stend eberee day!! An Cookie’s Human.
Wayt….wut?! Ai arnserd yu – wher’s mai replai?! Bah! Wierdpress has eetedit! Harumph!
I can haz boostur seet?
Burger me!
ummm… u wantz meh to whut?????
That means “Throw a burger into my upraised hand.” Usually teh beer-drinking, sports-watching ‘merkun male sez this.
I most certainly did not mean “make me into a burger.” So kindly remove me from teh meet grinder with a kwickness, plz? kthxmymamadidn’traisemetobenoburger
It cood b dat da kitteh b nommin at Lambert’z Kafay — da Oanlee Hoam uv Throwed Roalz
http://www.throwedrolls.com
AI LUBS DAT PLAYZE!!!! Nawt onlee teh frowd rollz but dey has wunnerful okra. If yu lykes dat sort uv fing, dat iz… Ai hazzint been dere in a wile. Gotta has a Road Trip!!!
Fanks fur reminding me, Aahz!!!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, itz awf tu Sikeston, MO Ai goes…..
Ohhhhh Me 2! I misses da middlewestern. (sigh…)
“leest dey nawt fisshhee liek at Seaddul froed fisheez .pleh.
speeken of Ew Ew. Ewewewewewew. Ew!
“merkin” male???
i b thinking deh deffee nishun uv “merkin”
removez deh possibility uv male.
“This usage is sometimes fully aware of the standard definition but can also be an innocent alternative spelling of [American] ”
1der can wii call LCB inerscent in this caze?
That’s why I specificamally writed it wif a “u”.
Altho I did useda go to a Dr. Mirkin. He was my durma… dharmatolo… skin doctor.
a dharmatologicst can bee vry yoosefull
adn apothocarries for definitioning yer characters LBC
WHAT ?!? Here, now…………in front of everyboddy?
Psssst – SHD … der wuz a “r” aftur teh “u.”
Ew. Ewewewewewew.
Ew!
agreed
heer u goes, 1 tripledekker wiv bacon, mushrooms an swisssss cheez.
oh, an a gold plated burger 2 mak upz fur teh 1 dat gotz stolded be4.
kthxnom!
I knoes I swallered teh gold plated burger, but that way no one can steel it. And I’m sure they won’t want to wait around for it.
Moar ew ew ew!!!!
nom nom nom… tasty cheezburger!
gladz u likez it. i maded enuf fur ebereebuddy!
kthx! I can has nuthr 1? iz hungry kitteh today.
Ai neerlee postid sumfing dat wud meen Ai’d haz 2 stai in teh NB awl ebenin…
Yoo??? Nebber happen, Annipuss. :lol;
mai pinkee weekness, let me show it to yoo
I wasn’t sure at first whut u meaned by that and I almost hadda go check in for a extended stay at teh NB also.
wall, wii are supposed to be showin our bestest behavior sometime on dis pic, mebbe wii better nawt be sent to teh NB yet.
or, one could go to the Barn now and get it out of your system for later on.
tehn yoo miss teh reception, SHD. Tehy mite be havvin noms!
then ya do it real quick-like, right?
A quickie in teh Nawty Barn?
We’ll has to check wif teh zoning commishun to see if we can has a Kwikkee Barn.
wut’s the point of bein nawty if u has to rush throo it?
If I did the crime I need 2 do the time, rite?
Well, diffrent peeps has diffrent preferences.
Sigh. Ok, we will also check into havening a Slow Comfortable Barn tooo. Happy now?
Oar tayk ur tym dewin da krym, I finksew…
Ai needz tiem 2 do teh crime
Stoppit yoo guise, ai R laffing so hard ai can’t wurk!!!
Slow Comfortable Barn Against teh Wall?
izzat like a tupenny upright?
“I’m nawt nodding guvener, it seems you’ve tucked in a bit of me scarf”
ai finkso NB iz clozed tudai fur finsh up sum smal fingz ub reduing. Lord aahz wuz going tu tel awl wutz bin dun tu fikz sins da fyr. Ges hez bin tu bizy yet tudai.
heer u goez, u can has 1 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz. CweenMJ gaves it 2 meh. ai is otay naow. u can has it ifn u wantz.
In TTI (Oop Norf, partickerly) we sez b*gger me as a ekspeshun ob Sir Prize
And in teh ‘merica, we sez “beer me” as a expresshun of “give me a beer.”
wii haz a sayin fer serprize taht sure wud put mii in teh NB
possible yer referrin’ to the americanized version of the TTI “B” wurd?
.
AKA “da F-bomb”
*nods knowingly*
yeh…off to teh NB
I fink I going tew putting on mai finereez 4 Lady Mondegrenez resepshun. Wundn’t wanting 2 b underdressed!!
Ai hav awn mai forest greeen velvet dress (ai know – too hawt fur summer, but it iz so prettee), wif a V neck an full skurt. Mid calf lengh.
Ai will be bak – ai hav an appoyntment af four. An will hurreee bak as fast az ai can!
I can haz mai blak dubble-brestid tukseedoe wif wyt tab koller shurt, blak silk boe ty, n blak patint levvur pumpz. Win I inturz da bildin, I awlsew can haz mai wyt silk skarf, wawkin stik, n kullapsibble blak silk opruh hat.
…
Awl da YNNSBz (Yung Neerlee Nekkid Survin Boiz) b dekt owt n deyz bestist prest blak silk boe tyz wif wyt 200p linnin towlz obber deyz left arm, jess waytin 2 b survin awl da fyn laydeez n uhtinduntz…
mah, mah, evverbuddy luuks sew elegunt! Ai will havz to get mah finery owt ov teh wardrobe
Well, sinse itz onlee a cuppla days til Labor Day, I decided to ware
wite. So I has a wite sundress on, wif wite strappy heel sanduls, which is hard coz I is a big ol klutz in heels. I iz tall alreddy so I don’t ware em much.
*stumbles, catches self*
But the wite does make me luk like I has a tan.
Um, hao tall is yoo mai twin? (Ai R 5′10)
I fink u know teh answer….. 5′10″!
No foolin..!
yoo’s not using the metric system, r u?
Metrik sistem? Dat wud translate to abowt 16 feet!!!
nao thazz beeg gurl…….wuff.
Ai R waring a berree elegant gown:
marketplace.burdafashion.com/product/50129-Edles-viktorianisches-Ballkleid
Adn jet joolree, ob corse.
Ai trie again:
http://www.marketplace.burdafashion.com/product/50129-Edles-viktorianisches-Ballkleid
Nope, dere’s no dubya dubya dubya, just h t t p : / /
Oooo… I has a
o btw DK, did u see where I axed teh other day if we cud all come stai wif u to see teh 2010 Lolympics?? We cud just carpool from yr howse to Vancouver, rite?
Oh yah, iz onlee abowt 2200 myles….
Yoo cud awl kamp owt in mai bakyard!!!
Dat sownds like a plan!
RODE TRIP!
Yay! Rode trip!
See yoo Tunadai, ‘k? Haz a GRATE weekend!!!!!!!!!
O mai, mai, mai — derez nuffin liek Viktoreeyun stiel… I absutivlee, pozuhlootlee lurvz dat dress! I jess hasta haz da nawt-sekkund dans wif u…
*blushes* Ai wud be onnered, Lord Aahz.
*wispurrs* Ai hoep yoo R nawt reelee short? Acuz ai R 5′10.
**wis-purrs bak** I b 6′1″
**calls 2 orchestra** Waltz, plzthxmaestro!
**strains of Blue Danube fill the hall**
**escorts 4.5K to the dance floor**
**leads her in a masterful Viennese waltz**
**finishes with a flourish**
Fankyoo, milady! U dans berree waol!
**bows, kisses 4.5K’s hand**
*stil blushing, in a most apeeling wai, if seh duz sai so herselb*
Oh, fank yoo, Lord Aahz!
*holds belbet trayne n curtsees deeplee*
Naow where be does YNNSBz? Ai needing sum shampain after dat!
YNNSB!!1! Breeng sum Cristal ‘45 for 4.5K!!
What a lobberly dans yu two did!.
teh word “Masterful” haz maded me melt….
Aahz, yu r magnificent! Yu too, diamond kieeteh.
Yes, ai enjoyed waching it veree much.
An 4.5Kitteh, taht iz a troolee sutnning dress! Hao eber did yoo find it?? an yoo luk kwite stunning in it, ai must say.
Doan luk naow, 4.5K, but I finksew sumwun taypted us:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tESCP-cNKM
*Sum owrs later, 4.5K trips down teh stares, followed by a NNYSB. Her belbet gown iz rumpled, n her jet tiara iz askew.*
Wut? Ai wuz in teh laydees’ rest ruum. Ai wuz…er… resting! Yas, dat’s it! Resting!!
*Sees 3 Cattails n follows her to next fred*
I am wareing mai blakk belbet gown wid teh lawng trane.
ooh, taht iz most elegant!
*slips in 4a sips of shampain & becuz she likes dress-up*
http://www.starbulletin.com/2001/11/05/features/artp.jpg
*slips owt as too shy/bewildered/mystified to say awerd*
2wh2blk2stripey, yoo are so elegunt! Ai lubs ur gown!
Oh, Aahz, yu are so hansum!
O, fanky booklion — ur 2 kynd
I wared it 2 C Fantum uv da Opruh at da Foks Theeaytur, amawng uvver playsiz…
…
Innerstin fing iz, I reelee can haz awl dat IRL
Butt when teh re-sep-shun? by half-past pikshur, means haf-way to nex wuv? anuvver 20 minutts?
ai will melt in my blak dres, it is 95 degreez heor tudai. But ai want to luk mai bestest, and dis dres iz it. An I haz on my copper chane male coller http://www.flickr.com/photos/29830015@N06/2789018402/ , that is (ifn ai duz say so myself) superb, an werthy of the formalestest resepshun.
When it start? (I putted in a linkie, so probably resepshun start befoar mai commenz getz spitted up by WP.)
ooh, taht iz very fansee. very formal-resepshun-wurthy.
i haz piked owt my party gown, xsept i kant deside, shuld i wear teh dark wun (“raisin”) or teh lite wun (“antique”)? soo hard to deside, tehy iz bof so purty…
http://www.beautifullymodest.com/store/prom-dresses/p815m/
an mebbee LCB can hlep me pik wich neklass to wear, her iz gud judj ob tehse fings…
Try this one on. I picked it up at a place in DC:
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_Diamond
ooh, taht wun’z verry nice.
duz it com wif inshurants? just askin.
i meen, wuldn’t want anyfing untoward to hap — *oops* *crash*
U hasta be teh extry careful! Don’t u knoes that diamants are a girl’s best fren? I mean diamants are teh hardest substance? Aside from teh shrink rap on a noo CD, I means. Look, u scratched a hole in teh cement flore!
oopsie
mebbee i better stik wif teh smaller wuns. yoo gots qwite a selekshun tehre.
No, it comes wif a string of smaller diamants. U want to borrow it? It looks vry nice on u.
I wuz wundrin Y I nawt b seein it lastist tym I wuz dere…
Caerful, doan’t let LCB noe u has neklassis – her taeks dem owtside 2 see wot dey lukk liek in teh lite an den dey banish.
But my neklass is all copper, no silver, no goldenness, no dymonds. Lots of time but noe munnies, mabye LCB not interustedd.
I dunno, is it shiny? Lemme see.
*grabs abbycat’s neklass and takes it outside*
*comes right back in because it’s raining outside*
Caynt C it n da lyt? Wat ifn it b uh lyt rayn?
Dis was teh kine of rain where it wasn’t raining cats and dogs. It was raining lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!
It’ll b K, LCB — haz currij! Currij!
I fink u must be gettin wut we gotted yesterday…
we had elebenty inches of rain here.
Wif the noos showing peoples appliances flotin down the ribber….
Warshin machine.. nawt so cleen anymore!
Teh sad remnants ov Fay finally reacheded us tihs afternoon. Jeust a gentul rain now….
*sigh*
an heer, wii still nawt can has rayn.
*lindykat luuks at clowds taht won’t rayn*
*sigh*
ebbryting is gettin teh brown.
Wif ur dark coloring and ginormous green eyes, I think teh “antique” one.
But teh other is purty also.
Mabye u could ware both?
kwik change artist?
Persunali, I fink I prefur ‘Antique’.
Dunno why- they iz both predy purdy!1
wich wun luks bestest on yew, ifinkso…….iffa yewr darker complectioned, tehn teh liter wun…iffa yewr liter complectioned, tehn teh darker wun wood be betrer.
ohai…i iz new here….i just made a lolcatz and iz wundring how to getz it on pages 1 soz evvyonez can sees it…
it hasta get voted on an be verry verry lukky. tehy getz elebenty-fousands ob submishuns ebree day, so iz verry hard to get to frunt page. but wut yoo kan do is maek yor name turn bloo (see cweenmj’s profile for how-tooz, she’s up above at teh party, just clik on her bloo name) an tehn ebreewun can com to your profile an see yor LOLs!
welom to ichc, put on yor bestest party finery an joyn us up abov for teh grand shampayne resepshun!
yah, i fink i goez wif teh “antique.” iz very sopisci – sophiscat – klassy culor. IRL, iz iz sumwut, um, pastier in teh complekshun tahn my abatar. but dis is majik ob interwebs an cheezland, wher i luks gud in ebreefing! an tehy eben haz my size – 12+extrafloofy!!
i do lieks teh darker wun, tho. i uzually wers darker culurs. iz my inner goth comin owt.
Yu luks bery beeyuu tiful., lunarmommy.
*Booklion komz in wearing a twilight blue dress wif sweetheart nekllion, showing enuff cleavage to intrigue, but nawt so much az to satiate or end teh story before it beginz. Wearing a lapis necklace in seberal strands, and lapis lion earings. Goldy blonde and silber hair framez her hed like lionz mane. *
Ooh, I luvs teh shampaygne. Nd teh serbing YNNGS, too.
ooh, fank you, booklion, yoo luk very byootyful too
Teh “raisin” wun, aifnkso.
yah, i liek taht wun too, iz hard to chooz… i buyed tehm bof so now i haz too party gowns!
Ohai, ebbrybuddiz! Ai iz cheezburger delibery persun. I maded yew a cheezburger, but ai eated it. lol! iz been tew lawng. lol
hi werdycnan! yooare just in time for teh grand elegant resepshun, so go put on yor bestest finery!
Werdy! Kwik get on ur bestest clothes, u is just in tiem for a tea resepshun and sellabrashun!
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up above
Oh, iz lublee tu se yu mai deer. Iz so nais yu cud cum tudai .Yu ar lukking lublee, az uzual.
*curtseys graycefully fer ladymonde*
Sry ai gotted dressed erly. Yoo luk most stunning.
ohai yung slooth! Gud to C yoo. Wut has yoo bin up to?
ohai, ebbrybuddies. ai’z just ben rpging. lol, klicky awn mai naym ady yoos seez wut ai meenz. lol, iz mostly fur yunger kittenz lyke mee, tho. lol
Kitteh is like a little kid: small and can’t see over anything!
*pulls up in dark green jaguar*
*steps out, tosses keys to valet parking YNNG*
tuxedo
oozing coolness
slight air of dangerousness
*walks inside*
martooni, plz
shaken, nawt stirreded
the name is d’Beaker
Phillipe d’Beaker
*sips martini*
*notices the large diamond*
*notices all the exits*
*notices how cool he looks*
*cue dramatic myoosic*
*booklion, in dangerus twilight bloo dress, slinks up to PdB.*
d”Beaker….*she sez* I heer yu talk science. Wanna go to someplace private
*she leers* n talk sckience to me?
*admires dangerous twilight blue dress*
*smiles roguishly*
e to the y dy dx, mai dear.
ai beleeves teh garden is byootiful in the moonlight just now …
ai suspected she wuz a spy. ai suspected she suspected ai suspected she wuz a spy. ai have my duty to the cween to consider. that diamond to recover. the wurld to save. but, she’s wearing a dangerus twilite bloo dress. ai have always been a pushover for blooness …
she suspekted that he suspekted that she suspekted her suskepkected
…wait, how menny suspeketeds r there now?
teh spyness iz all fur the hansum man in teh moonlite.
Teh man hu haz teh crane (iz that a euphemizm?) to moove teh moon. (hoo boy, iz it hawt in here?)
and then- he spotted hur across teh room.
a tall blonde, in wite.
she had her hair down… but he cud imagine how it lukked up, and teh wite uv her dress had him imajining how she’d luk in a lab coat… bent over, peering into a microscope…
Yess, well, but teh short blonde, in teh twilight bloo, had him thinking ov teh teleskope seearching, always searching, through teh depfs ov spayce for sines ov life in teh universe. Teh sparkle in her eyes teh sparkle ov a tausend stars in teh endless sky….
hmmm. teh tall blonde, the glint of her hair accented by the white of her dress, searching fer sine-tific truth at teh smallest ob scales, throo teh
microscope. The short blonde, the bloo of her eyes and necklace echoed by her dress, searching fer sine-tific troof at teh largest scales of the cosmos.
*gestures to NNSB*
bring us 3 martoonis plz.
shaken, nawt stirred.
and then put that “closed fur repairs” sign at teh intrance of teh garden.
.
si-ence must fully investigate both the small and the large. must neglect neether of them.
its nawt-easy wurk, but sumwun has to do it.
The tall blonde, unaware of Phillipe’s gaze, wandered owt to teh garden …. she had herd there was a lovelee Amorphophallus Titanum in bloom…. such a rare event, she had to see….
Teh short blonde, liking a phallus neivver so amorphous nor so smelly az teh A Titanum, akkeselpts teh martiini proffered by teh fabyulusly desireable PdB
*clink of glasses*
*sip*
notices how the stars, and booklion’s eyes, reflects in the surface of the martooni …
hello, leeza-b. yew are looking elegant tonite. but, eeww. An Amorphophallus bloom is rare, but nawt so pleasant, akshually. Ai finks instead yew should stay here at this end of the garden. Yew seem to have wandered away frum yer drink; try wun of these martoonis. We can discuss the interdissiplinary science at the micro and macro scales. Then ai has to go recover the diamond and save the whirled.
*pulls Phillipe to the side, nonchalantlee*
Mmm…. yes, the flower IS quite… aromatick… but where better to hide a priseless dimond?
or, what better way to distract a sine-tiffically inclined spy from looking for teh dimond, by having him focuseded on a botanical marvel … a dimond that would blend in perfecly wif a brillyant white dress?
well Phillipe.. there are botanical marvels.. and then there are…
anatomical ones….
:blush:
I meant teh taxonomee exhibit, of corse.
*booklion sips maroonie, notissing taht teh berry cool PdB iz in danjer ov falling into teh snare ov teh ekskiwsitely beeyuutiful leeza-b. Meenwhile, teh diamond iz in teh grip ov teh reel villain elsewhere ….
*teh blush wuz a bery clevver ploy on teh part ov master…I meenz, mistrees…spy leeza-b. Will PdB be tayken in by it? Wait nd see….*
and yew are sure that yew have no dimonds conceeled about you? yew are sure and that you didn’t come into teh garden intending to hide the dimond in the Amorphophallus? and that you aren’t hoping ai will be distracteded by yer byootymousness and nawt notice? and that no one is sneeking up behind me?
*spins around*
oh, no wun there.
well, there cud have been.
maybe we shud have an otter martooni and continue our discussion?
*booklion places a grayseful hand on teh arm ov PdB.*
I fink we cul haz a more….profitable…diskushun ober here, on teh staryy side ov teh garden.
*drops voyse to whisper eben az she turns so cleaveage appears to beswt advantage in teh moonlight*
I noez where teh diamond iz!
*admires moonlight*
yew does? then it’s yer duty to the Cween to tell me. The fate of the whirled depends on recovering it.
Ah! Booklion is just the distrackshun Leeza was hoping for.
*slips to teh back of the room, behind teh musician’s stage*
*removes hairpin and yooses it to unlok teh mane circuit braker*
*lights go owt*
*Booklion finds hurself in the dark wif Mess. D’Beaker*
*Leeza finds teh dimond and conceels in hur… decollatage*
*admires PdB’s profyle in teh moonlight*
*non shalontly slips a liddle sumfin into PdB’s glass whyle he iz, as a skientist, admirying moonlight insted of cleavage.*
I’ll tell where it iz if yu kom a liddle closer.
*PdB komz close enuff so that hiz aftershave mayke booklion idzzy wiv NB-ratyed thots. Just before teh allure ov PdB maykes her chaynge her spy affiliatshuns, he passes out.*
*Leeza passes booklion on teh way owt the door*
Well done. I think we werk togethur purrrrfecktly.
I’ll pass teh dimond on to owr contact… and
meet yoo at teh designated spot.
*Booklion discreetly moves away, leeving Phillipe
appearing to nap; she goes thru teh garden (holding hur
nose) and meets Leeza at teh servants entrance.
Leeza is driving a dark green jaguar.*
Hop in my frend!
*They drive off in2 teh night together*
*Booklion pullz out teh champagne flutes nd purs full glasses fr bof. Clinkees glass wiff leeza-b*
Cheers!
*Wif only one, yearning backward glans fr PdB. She noes tehy will meet agin.*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*dreems of byootemous blondes*
*and sparkly dimonds*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*Janet, hoo haz been playing wif teh babee possum in Phillipe’s green Jauguar, luks awn wif interest in seeing teh two blondes, wun tawl in whyte, teh odder short in bloo, speed away in at matching green Jaguar.*
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*But Phillipe duz nawt appeer*
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*Kisses awl teh babbee possums gudnite. Gets aut ov teh car to find Phillipe.
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*Walks around teh garden – suddenlee – in teh moonlite – she see’s a tawl figure lying prone awn teh ground*
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*Pours sum choklit martoonis into a crystol class an puts it under hiz noze*
Phillipe!! Phillipe. Ar yoo awlrite? *shaeks him bai teh shouderz.* Ai think yoo ar sumtaims purrhaps too attraktive fur yur own gud!
Teh byootiful blondes hav goen off togedder – wif teh diamond. An nao yoo must be saving teh whillred!!
So – waek up. An dont’ feel too bad. There will be odder blondes. Oar – purrhaps these will be bak????? Wudnt surprize me a bit.
*Phillipe begins to stir an opens hiz aiez*
oooooooooooooo
owwwwwwwww
did yew get teh number uv that truck?
hmmm … chawklit …
Yoo meen the truck yoo think runned ober yoo???? LOL!! That wuz not truck!!
That wuz two beyootimus blondes vying fur yur attenshun! Since tath shurlee happens to yoo awl teh taim, ai can’t beleeve yoo weren’t a liddle moar careful!!
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Wud yoo laik sum moar choklit matoonieez? Oar, purrhaps, since yoo must drive, an teh babeee possum ar in teh car, yoo mite laik just sum tee an choklit biscotti! Ai hav sum rite heer in this piknki baskit.
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Afterawl, yoo nebber know when yoo ar gonna need sum ov these things.
Ohai, Phillippe. Yoo reelee AR looking veree cool!
Ai think ebreewun (cleelee inkluding booklion
) iz verree pleezed taht yoo cud come. Ai thot maybee yoo wud hav to use yur tux frum teh “advenchoor” trunk! But ai see yoo hav moar than wun!
Did yoo leeve teh liddle possums in teh car??? Ai dont think yoo will be needing them rite nao.
ohai, janet. yew are looking very chic and ellygant. The possums are guarding the jaguar (the car, that is). They makes a gud secyoority system, wif all those teefs.
LOL! Yoo seem verree “bizzee” tonite, Phillipe!
Ai think ai will just stay heer an play wif teh adoruble liddle possums.
do yoo meen teh Hope Dimund taht LCB lended me? i gibbed it bak to her after i droppd it an it borkded teh conkret flor. but iz still havin after-effects. *oops* *crash*
*pops some popcorn*
*gets comfy*
*readmunchreadmunchreadmunch….*
Ohai, sweetpea! Wud yoo laik sum choklit marttonees too? Oar sum nice tee an choklit biscottis? Ai hav plentee in this piknik baskit.
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Doo yoo want to halp me get Phillip saeflee hoam???? Ai’m nawt at awl shiut that he shud be driaiving.
sry Janet! i have had unexpected visitorz all day adn mist teh partay… dangit!
how annoyink! my posts keep disapeeeeering-it must be a spy related conspearasea!! oh noes…
Cattails slinks in lukkin liek sumfin teh cat dragged in…oh wate, ai iz ah kitteh…an itz rainin catz an googies outsied. Floofie white an black fur iz wet an matted. Oh noes…meh elegante partee owtfit iz ruined an ai iz laet fur teh ball!
*wanderz arond sniffin at teh shampain glasses strewn onna foor*
Mus haf been sum fine shindig heer today. *Laps up choklit shampain frum a glass* Yummmmy!
Grabby paws findin crums frum teh petty 4s 5s an 6s.
Yesh…mus haf been sum fine partee. Wanders intew teh next lol tew see wutz happining ther.
but yoo haz not missd it! keep reedin!!
*MarfaV arrives very late, slipping in quietly at the back of the room*
*She is wearing a long black skirt that swirls like the ones in the Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers movies. The top is also black, but with a gold thread woven through, so that it sparkles with every movement. She has a bright red rose pinned in her hair*
Iz der enny shampayne left? Oooh der it iz.
*Takes glass from yng. Sips* Aaahh! Datz gud.
Wut haz ebrywun been up to? U r awl lookin like wilted floowerz.
ohai MarfaV! U iz laet, tew? We kin haf ower own partee. A Fancee Feast fur sure. U luk lubbly 2nite. When mai fur dries ai hoep ai iz as beautimous as alla teh otter prittee ladees.
Ai tink der r lotz ub leftobers, ifz wii prowl aroun.
*Marfa steps over passed-out person on floor*
Oooh wat a preddy dress. Pittee abowt da rinkels n da chawklet martoonie stains.
Oooh Ai jus foun owt dat Kimkiwi is organizen a piknik in da mu meadow on da top pic. Letz go join em der!
ohai, marthav *hic* *oops* crash*
dont mind me, i’m still waytin for teh kurse ob teh Hope Dimund to wear off. Lolcatburglar lended it to me but it wuzn’t wurkin owt so gud
heer, hab a chonklit shampayne
*hic*
marthav, i forgotted to say yesturday (i wuz too bizzee bein kursed by teh Hope Dimund) wut a luvly party owtfit!!
**Hashim sneaky creeps in late and..**
**eberyone iz asleep!!**
**sigh**
im late and wearing a navy blue suit and pants and a grey shirt wiff a shiny bluish tie.
Im also wearing mah new watch, its da T-touch series!! (in mah dreems…)
so… iz any one still here?
Hai, Haishim! Ai’m afraid alwmost ebreewun haz goan hoam oar awn to teh next thred. But yoo are looking verree nice in yur navy blue soot.
Ai reele laik the grey shurt nadn teh shiy blish tie. Yoo can still go an se what ebreewun did, tho.
And nao ai maiself must go to bed! So – gud nite. An remember – if yoo commint eneware, it iz just az tho yoo were akshullee heer.
fanks fur da compliments Janet!! but i guess i am a bit too late!! but…. well, next tiem den!!
ohai hashim! yoo are not too too late, tehre are still a few ob us (or at leest me) still hanging arownd. yoo luks very hansum in yor soot an noo watch! i iz wearin my “raisin” colord party gown (erleier i was wearin the “antique” wun but i changed – yoo kan find teh linkees above) hadda take off my hi heel shoos cawz i kept fallin, Lolcatburglar lended me teh Hope Dimund an now i haz teh Kurse of teh Hope Dimund an keeps dropping fings an falling ober. but teh shampyne is not-alkyholik if yoo wants it to be (like me) an coms in ebree flavr, eben choklit!!
Choklitt flavr?? iz in!! if its non alkoholc dat iz…. fanks fur da compliments lunarmommy!! u luk gr8 to!! would u liek to be decursified?? i found out dat mah pegasus kitteh can resurrect and purify anyfin!! **pegasus kitteh gibs light hedbonk to lunarmommy and da curse i lifted!**
if u’b missed it, i died in da lol “making room for da capshun” one… fought against ebil maus…. u can read it if u want!!
yesh, itz wuz a battlez ob de epic preeportions & Hashim bravely preeveiled!
Bluesfan sadly chex de flutes hoapin fer a few lil lefober dropletz ob de shampyne. Shakez fizt inna ayre “darn yew wurk! Ah hab mizzed de reception!” Snorfles round fer sum crumbletz frum de buffay & colapzez in dizapointmentz.
oh, but dis iz cheezland an ther iz alwayz plenty left! tehre are petty-4z, an eben petty-5z an petty-6z (my favrits!) an teh servin boys an servin wenches are still hangin arownd lukin for sumfin to do, an teh no-kash bar nebber runs dry!!
well, i took two bottles and drank only one so u can haz one!! **hands bluesfan473 a bottle of choklitt champygne and a piece of caek** here, eet up!
*guzzle guzzle guzzle HIC*
tanks Hashim! Hay, deres de petty-6z! 1 ob de servin boiz wuz trine 2 hied dem 2 taek homez wif him! *Chomp chomp chomp (burp)* Dew pleeze exsqueeze meh burpies!
itz fine, no onez here anyway, uz free to burp ur heart out!! o wait…
oh, fank yoo hashim, taht iz graet releef! iz very inconveenyent alwayz to be droppin fings an fallin down. an teh kitteh hedbonk is extry-niyse! i luvs teh kitteh hedbonks!!
i seed sum ob yor graet adbenchure ob bein ded, i’ll go bak an reed it tomorow, rite now iz almost time for me to go to sleep! enjoys yor not-alkyholik choklit shampayne! (sum peeps liek it, sum dont, but i duznt kno anyfing abowt shampayne anywayz so i kant tell teh diffrunse, az long az it’s choklit tahts gud enuff for me!!)
G’nite lunarmommy!!
haz sweet dreemz!!
fank yoo! yah, teh lunarmommy is finaly partied owt! *zzzzzzzz*
ur welcum!! **gibz lunarmommy a cozy blanky**
sleep tight!! and nawt too tigh!
oops… double commint!! **heddesk!**
ur welcum!! **gibz lunarmommy a cozy blanky**
sleep tight!! and nawt too tight!
hai, can somebody tell me how long it usually takes for a picture you captioned to appear on the main page? kthnx! D:
They get about 8,000 submissions every day. Only 5 get to the main page….
You do the math!
hai meg, wen u mek a lol it goez fer de votin. Dey gettin elebenty-hundred lols a dai ifink & onlee 5/6 go onna front paeg, so chanzez ob mekin de frontz paeg iz slim, but we keepz trine & somedaze mebbe getz de fame & gloriez. Butt still u canz hang outz wif de cheezepeepz,hab funz wif de comentin & tawkin & mek sum frendz. Bery nize peeps hear. U doan haz to do de lolspeek iffin u doan wan 2, jus haz funz!
Askooze me! I order fryez, an a salid, an one of doze shiny glassis fer mah soda, an sum chikin bubs, an… les see, evryfing.
*boice comez thru speeker fuzzily* sorree, ur orderz haz bean delayed, pleez 2 pull roundz & park inna space onna side, kaithzbai!