Comments on: Jus makin room for teh capshun

By: bomdamn

bomdamn — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:37:51 +0000

Lol He haz likez yodahz!

By: eubie

eubie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:07:49 +0000

Widdul babbeh kittehz z owr fabritz. Welcum 2 ICHC, teh happiest plays on teh innerwebz. Come hear 2 plais wif us offin.

By: Partizan

Partizan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:13:30 +0000

Thom Yorke?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:54:45 +0000

The dog said, “Bet you can’t fit into that part of the bookcase”

I said, “Betcha I can”

…Then *this* happens.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:53:53 +0000

Yeh, owch

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:37:41 +0000

Wai yez, ah’d luv a toddy, tank yew. O wate, yew sed “shoddy”! Ah guezz ah shood hab knowed BCs idear wuz nawt gunna werk.

Rollz up hunnert dollar towel & snapz BC gently onna hiz furry hiney

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:14:43 +0000

Ohai omgxleikxtayy!!1!
glad uz here and enjoi ur tiem here!!! dier r a lot uf halpful cheezpeeps here to halp u!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:14:12 +0000

Ohai & wellcomez 2 Cheezeland!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:12:22 +0000

HAHA!! no moar ghostifying fur meh!! iz bak to normal!!
o wait… if uv called da ghost busters so iz ad ghost and deyz gonna bust meh!?
NEVA!! iz a kitteh agayn!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:55:28 +0000

Ohai cweenmj!!
well, i waz ded for a while but naow, iz fine!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:40:33 +0000

Thanks 4 deh birfday wishez Sairy! adn catsablanca, how kind uv u 2 provideing deh linkee 4 hur. Schmooz 2 bof uv yooz!!!!

By: krista-raised-by-cats

krista-raised-by-cats — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:16:13 +0000

whut hahd konfyoozed da kitteh? dunno, but maed fur goud pitcherz.

By: Geminate

Geminate — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:02:04 +0000

Kat do head shake, like wet dog. Take pic when shaking head.

By: tessm

tessm — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:33:24 +0000

EEEEEEEWWWWW,
For CC’s sake!
Get that offa my foot!
H…

By: omgxleikxtayy

omgxleikxtayy — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:30:39 +0000

hai.
me be new!
im juz a wittle baybeh kitteh

By: KimW

KimW — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:13:03 +0000

A slimy pile of foodies
Big wad of hair
Catnip treats – Your Cat Will Love Them (not)
Dessicated houseplant
e…..

By: KimW

KimW — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:10:36 +0000

We kalls doze ‘puke tubes’

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:02:17 +0000

I luvvs teh random singing!

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:01:04 +0000

Dis reminz me…I wuz at a frenz haus in rural Wisconsin, where tehre ar menny Amish peeps. She askeded wun to kum gib esty-mate on fixing her roof. He wuz a gorgeous, buff ynug fully dressed guy, en eben tho he wuz fully dressed, he was cleerly well-muscled. He wuz also strutting hiz stuff for us two middul-aged wimmen, eben tho hiz wife en kidlets were in teh buggy wayting for him.

We enjoyed teh show.

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:53:37 +0000

All teh gud-luking menz in taht moobie. *Heaves big sigh.*
I fink I needz to go to NB now, too.

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:41:56 +0000

Dis cat haz ears in da “uncertain/am going to shred you” pose-ishun… Iz on “Def Con Ears I”

By: Yesplis

Yesplis — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:24:58 +0000

I just joined the site but can’t find how to get to resecpshun; and Lady Mondegrene bes invented by me mum! Can you halp? I cannot even add friends or find me mum on thsi cheez site–iz berry berry sad.

By: Geminate

Geminate — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:02:29 +0000

Ran across street without looking one too many times.

And yes, you are all mad, MAD I tell you!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:02:09 +0000

O rly? How much they are costing?

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:02:05 +0000

You guys cant see there is something wrong with this poor cat. Its little face looks like its in pain and you people are just babbling. Where is this picture from?

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:56:00 +0000

ohai, JCH4K’s…but, but, but Ai AWL wayz luk daown heer! Sum uv teh bestest posties are towardz teh endz……
but Ai noes wut yu meen.
Anna happeetaily birfday tu ennywun sillybrating tuday!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:54:02 +0000

didz sumwun petted dis kitteh a liddle tu hard?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:00:12 +0000

I has herd of these fabyoolus $100 towls….

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:54:10 +0000

Aw, man! U getted me all covered in not-dry! Now *how* is I gonna get all this seltzer offa me? Some sort of special drying-off-cloth, perhaps? Where could I fid such a thing?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:52:05 +0000

I think u was talking to bargain basement cat. Their idears look real good at first, but oncet u take a reel gud look attem, they looks kinda shoddy.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:47:45 +0000

It didn’t has a chanse before EM
gotted there wif teh seltzer.
Wud it have?
We may never know…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:44:27 +0000

Akshully, kitteh looks like he is reactifying to getting Dr. Tinycat’s bill.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:43:22 +0000

Prolly not. Someone sed it looked like kitteh was shaking hims hed. Whut u see then is probly just some jowl flappage.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:41:13 +0000

heel bee otay, dunnut worree. Wii haz Dr. Tinycat awn cawl 2 mek himz alla bedder.

By: friscokitteh

friscokitteh — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:40:29 +0000

howz bout some mousse??? chawklits teh bestest, but ifinkso caramel wud be teh better culler match…..

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:40:10 +0000

Yes, I knoes how that is. I, for eggsample, am way behind on my filing.

*pulls out emery board, works on fingernails whilst whistling aimlessly*

By: lepetitsmudge

lepetitsmudge — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:37:59 +0000

but wat is rong wit teh kitteh eerz? iz okai, rite? jes makkin teh funny phasez?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:31:53 +0000

oh noes… another noo langwij?

By: Ebil Maus

Ebil Maus — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:30:05 +0000

Sleep well, my little friend…
BWAHAhahahahahahaha…. *CoughHackCough*

By: SarahD

SarahD — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:28:22 +0000

Convershun to Vampyr Kitteh: 40 purrcent compleat.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:25:57 +0000

Oh Hashim…. I wuz so wurried. But u wuz berry brave. Awl Cheezland b prowd uv u.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:23:42 +0000

why fank u Maus and leeza-b!! naow iz bak to normal and haz mah abatar bak and
fanks fur da Triple Cross!! naow, i sleep, itz been a long day!! ***zzZZzzZZZzZZZzzz**

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:21:26 +0000

Follo teh bownsing ball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruLIkHIIuwE

By: friscokitteh

friscokitteh — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:20:10 +0000

innersting conversation today in particular! I hadda nize experience JUST THIS MORNING!!!!!! stepped barefooted right inna nize pile of horkded up food as I was walking inta teh kitchen to turn on the coffeepot—notsograteaksullee…before coffee even!!!!!

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:16:56 +0000

Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta HA!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:16:36 +0000

See? U didn’t need halp Hashim. Teh
answer wuz insied u all teh time.
*luks at Hashim wif a prowd*
U mite want to avoiding ennything wif creem tho.
Or seltzer. Or omelets. Fur a wile.

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:13:28 +0000

Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against Ebil Mauses, I award you the Triple Cross. You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:12:20 +0000

I iz not eeting teh hole thing…
it’s just teh tayle, like teh ‘xpensive shwimp
cocktayle… no legs, no hed… and
Iiiiiiiiiii aint got no bod-eeeee!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:11:43 +0000

fanks gremlin!! **drinks up frum da challice to regain left out humanity**
im normal naow??**feels self**
HOORAY!! Hashim: 1 , Ebil Maus: 0.99

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:10:50 +0000

*ApplauseApplauseApplauseApplause*
Yaaaay!!! Hashim has fended off his nawt-secund Ebil Maus attack!!!
Bravo!!!