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Whut a considerate kitteh!
Conga rats, lolcatburglara! Ai was jus finking dat maiself.
flips on teh moozic and starts dansin *dansdansdansdans*
lolcatburglar i wish yu many conga rat shoelaces for yur
akomplishmint. *cmon rats, dansdansdansdans…*
Ohai LCB! Conga ratz! Ai maed sum lefse. Wud u liek sum? Wit budder adn suger awl rowlled up? Iz bery gud even iffn ur nawt Norwegian.
Um, ok. I’ll try anything oncet.
*bravely holds out plate*
U nebber had lefse? Iz a flatbread kinda liek a flour torteeya butt muchly thinner. Iz ushooly maed frum potatoes adn rolled owt onna big round cookplate. Tehn u putz teh budder adn suger onnit adn roll it up adn eet it. Scandahoovian comfort fud.
dat soundz wunnerful! ah luv annefing maid wif de potatoze! Cahn hab sum pleeze? *uzing kayuute,sad, amma starbin faice-luk*
*wipes food crums from bluesfan473’s face so it will convey teh starbing look moar convincingly*
tanks LCB, ah fergitz dat part ob my plotz
My kittehs often ferget it also. Or they don’t realize that I can detect kitteh-fud breff pretty easily.
OOFDAH! Lefse is the win! Nom Nom Nom!!!1!
Dat sownds bery yummeh. I can haz a taste, plz? Comfort fud wif budder & shoogar HASTA be gud. Mebbe sum cinnamin, too?
*nao haz a hungree*
Ohai nightshayde!!
if uz hungry and lieks shrimps, u can join us(gremlin, leeza-b and me) wiff da magical bowl of refilling shrimps down on da fred!
I’m onnit!
*nomnomnom*
Yu shud trai everyfink wunse. Sept inn sest an morris dansin. At leest, accordian to sumwun faymus (prolly Mark Twain. It yushully is) yu shud
Poor kitteh is habbin a bad ear day.
‘course, it would be the funny if teh capshun was on teh bottom. That’s whut I woulda did.
jus makin’ rum fur…
oh. woops.
hai tessm!!
*takes sum rum*
*sip, sip, sip*
mmmmmmmmmmmm gud stuff!!
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duz mind makking a liddul ruum fer dis???
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ur ten shun plz!!
dere will beeing a ree sepshun 4 mai gud fren Lady Mondegrene
2day in deh Sur Real Hawl, Cheezland
at haf past deh 9 o klok pitcher (deh negst wun)
pleez 2 bringing ur most 4mil self.
Wii will b silly bray ting in deh bestest Cheezland style.
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Wii now returning u 2 ur regler commintz.
oh noes!! i cant join then, i would be asleep *sigh*
sorry cweenmj, but i cant cum
Hashim – ov corse yoo can com! You just must com layte. But it will awl still bee there – waiting fur yoo.
The beyootee ov CyberSpayce – we can has it!
ok! den i fink i’ll join u peepz ober dier in about, 10 hours!!
I just joined the site but can’t find how to get to resecpshun; and Lady Mondegrene bes invented by me mum! Can you halp? I cannot even add friends or find me mum on thsi cheez site–iz berry berry sad.
ohai, LCB! Duz you haz Hunnert Dollah Towill yet?
YES! I announcified it on Chheezfrenz last nite and here just a lil while ago! Click my name and u’ll see them!
Yeah! Sowwy I haz not been in teh Cheezfrenz stuff lately. Bin REALLY bizzy, you know
brushin crumbs offa dah front uv mah shirt and making shadow puppits on da wall. I goze and buys wun noa.
Yes, I knoes how that is. I, for eggsample, am way behind on my filing.
*pulls out emery board, works on fingernails whilst whistling aimlessly*
GMTA!!
well, akshulllee, i didnt put a post on it but waz finkin about it!!
Dat r an oxy moron. *snurt*
whut, yoo duz nawt haz considerate kittehs?
tehy leeves u prezzints uv all kinz…!!
wuns inna litterbocks, wuns onna doormat, wuns onna carpet…
wuns in ur bed, wuns in ur shooz, wuns in ur purrse…
ones rite besied ur bed so u gets to find ur prezzie furst thing in teh am…
(kinda liek Santa Claws… but NOT)
Oar a horked-up hareball just insied teh doorway to ur room, so wehn yoo walk in, in bare feets, yoo gets teh full taktyle egspeeriuns….
Eeting mai lonch as ai type dis; mai stummuk ob steel – let mii show yoo it.
Oh yes, an let it be *warm* too, so yoo gits teh kurrekt temperaturial egspeeriuns too!
Kold is gud too – reelee gets ur attenshun!
and.. whether itz ackshully gushifud going in or not… itz definitlee gushifud comin owt!
*yammy*
LOL — but ewwwwwww.
Not necessarily. Neither of my kittehs chews their kibble, apparently. I’ve seen them both present me later with little piles of slightly-used kibble, still intact and in teh original colors (few shades of tan and some green).
Liam saves using his teef for nibbling on my toes through teh blankies in bed.
KONTENT WARNING FUR CATSABLANCA
Mai kittehs too. Adn den wun ob dem eets it agin….
well itz hardly even used…
It even comez bak, er, gullet-shayped 2, sumtimes.
innersting conversation today in particular! I hadda nize experience JUST THIS MORNING!!!!!! stepped barefooted right inna nize pile of horkded up food as I was walking inta teh kitchen to turn on the coffeepot—notsograteaksullee…before coffee even!!!!!
We kalls doze ‘puke tubes’
Keepz tihs up, guize, nd Ai’ll b horking up sumfing!
Izzat a reqwest?
Sownds lyke a challenge to meh!
A slimy pile of foodies
Big wad of hair
Catnip treats – Your Cat Will Love Them (not)
Dessicated houseplant
e…..
EEEEEEEWWWWW,
For CC’s sake!
Get that offa my foot!
H…
Organic presents from kitteh…DO NOT WANT
and one under ur pillow which iz nawt so great akshullee!!
Congratshulashuns on teh nawt-sekkund LCB!
Ai howpe we be haevin a sillybrashun to sillybrayte yuor accomplishmunt?
Of *COARSE* we has sillybrations! Let’s has a good ol’ fashioned ear-raising to halp teh kitteh!
I is gonna bring…
Amish kwilt
Bonnet and beard
Churn for teh budders
Dairy products from analog cows
Electricity? DO NOT WANT
F…
Farm boys!
Grain inna feelds
Horsies and cartz
I…
(oh noes! we can nawt haz ice creem!)
Ice Creem (ov CORSE we can has ice creem. Yoo just maek it by hand!
J. . .
Jelly goggies!
Kewcumber plants…
Laughter an uder joifull stuff!
M…
Jellies maded frum hoem-growed froot
Keroseen fur lite!
Lovely hand-maded linens embroydered by yung gurls
M…
Mu cows
Natural groan fuds
Old horsen buggie to ried arownd in.. maybe take to the next ICHC race!
Pickles!
Quilties, yes moar quilties!
Rutabagas
Sausages
T…
c/Rutabagas/Rhubarb pie/ iz bettur!
Ten-penny nayls, lots uv them
Unbeleevably gud pies!
Verreh strawng menz to hammer teh nayls
Witness klip to show us hao itz dun (Harrison Ford):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wo_VSc9iyc&feature=related
Waffles
Xcepshunal gudly baked cookies!
Yarn(fur playing wiff)
Zinger burgerz!!
Teas, sweetened
Utterly delicious desserts
Violets fur decorating teh table
W…
Wood fur teh barn, ur, eer razin! Ai been tinking moar bowt teh sillybrashun afturwords.
Gremlin wuz tew, aifinkso. Nayls fur an eer-raisin? Do nawt want!!
Oopsie! *lukks chagrinnd*
I googled to git teh Witness klip, an I saw Harrison Ford drinkin that icy-kold lemmonayde. May brayn went RITE owt teh winder!
*luks distrakted*
Uf korse ther will be no violins toward this preshus kitteh!
So I substytoots:
Tikkels fur teh kitteh to distrakt heem
Verreh strong mens to drink lemmynayds fur owr entertaynment plezhur!
Naise recobery! Ov corse eberee tyme u menshuns teh strong mens, Ai fink ov shirtluss wuns, but taht nawt b teh cayse wehn tehy b Ahmish. Oh, wayte….LCB sed Ahmish QUILT, nawt an Ahmish eer raisin, sew teh strong mens CAN b shirtluss. WOOT WOOT!! Ai shulda nown LCB wuldnt depraive us ov YNNG (Yung Neerly Nekkid Guize).
Tire swingz for playin
Umbrellas- preparashun fo all kynds of weder situashuns
Vets- foar emurguncys!
X…
Me foargut about W… Sowwe, W
Iz OK, I had W kuvvered! We gotz a Witness klip fur edumacayshunal porpoises. Ennybuddy hoo hazzint seen it, I highly rekummends teh movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090329/
It has sum wunderful lynes, sum GRAYT myoosik in teh sowndtrack (Maurice Jarre), an has scenery frum mah beloved home stayt uv Pennysylvania. Which is just as green and luvlee as it luks in teh movie. Well, except fur laytlee when it got sorta dry an brown an teh grass got crunchee.
But today we gitz whutz left uv Hurrikayn Fay to green us rite bak up. Thanx, Fla, fur sendin teh rayns owr way! *wayvs floofy paw in thanks in teh vague genral direkshun uv teh sowth*
hope u gets sum rain, but not teh 11 inches we gotted heer!
we needed rain.. but not that much, ackshully!!
All teh gud-luking menz in taht moobie. *Heaves big sigh.*
I fink I needz to go to NB now, too.
Dis reminz me…I wuz at a frenz haus in rural Wisconsin, where tehre ar menny Amish peeps. She askeded wun to kum gib esty-mate on fixing her roof. He wuz a gorgeous, buff ynug fully dressed guy, en eben tho he wuz fully dressed, he was cleerly well-muscled. He wuz also strutting hiz stuff for us two middul-aged wimmen, eben tho hiz wife en kidlets were in teh buggy wayting for him.
We enjoyed teh show.
Wimmens – Yung who embroider
Xtra juicy watermelon fer bersert
Yung wimmens who embroider (souns vaugley fermiliar)
Zero need fer new fangled contrapshuns!
toe may toes
unwarsht fruut state frum deh treez
vegatibblez
waddermelunz
xtraz uv ebereething
yellow skwash
zuchinnii
OHaI! Ai wish to sing Happey birfday to MOE! Hur birfdai wuz awn teh 16th ov August – an we mist it! So sing wif extry gusto, pleeze!
Still โ bedder latyte tehn nebber, Ai hoep! 
This iz fur yoo, deer Moe!
โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ
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โชHAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO โซ
โซ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY โช DEER MOE โซ
โซ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! โซโซ
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An THIS is fur officecat. Ai THINK officecat’s birfday wuz yesterday, an ai cudn’t bee heer.
โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ
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โชHAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO โซ
โซ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY โช DEER OFFICECAT โซ
โซ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! โซโซ
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โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ
HIP HIP, HOORAY!
HIP HIP, HOORAY!
HIP HIP-….
(Plz to not leaf me hanging kthxbai)
HOORAY!
I wuz gettin wurried thar
hey dont ferget cweenmj her birfday wuz da 15th uv August i tink
so dis fer yu cweenmj
โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ โซ โฅ โช โฅ
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โชHAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO โซ
โซ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY โช DEER CWEENMJ โซ
โซ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! โซโซ
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Ohai, Sairys! Sew naise ov u tew honur Cweenmj! Heerz teh linkee tew hur partee sinse u culdnt b tehre. http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/15/funny-pictures-no-can-haz-peetsa/#comments
Thanks 4 deh birfday wishez Sairy! adn catsablanca, how kind uv u 2 provideing deh linkee 4 hur. Schmooz 2 bof uv yooz!!!!
An wat a Qteness of a kittoon, tu!
U pet meh tew hard!
Dis is nawt sew ez ya no!
Oh Hai, misslionforu!! How u b? still restingz, i hoap.
ohai {{{cweenmj}}}
Ai gettin tyred uv resting!!1!
Ai wuz neber wun 2 jus sit arownd muchly!
Heelin guud tho. Mai leg keeps wanting 2 swell up SEW,
Ai gess Ai shud be puttin it up moer, huh??
Keeping it el ee vay ted b gud fer it. spozed 2 keeping deh insizhun at oar abuv deh hart level, ifinkso. Haz u tried hanging frum seeling like a bat??
*SNERK*
No, Nawt yet, butt Ai wil treye jus ‘bowt ne fing 2 git teh swellin down.
*doorbell ringz at mlf’s haus*
MLF: Hallo, plz to cum in?
Delivery boi: Speshul delivery! A ceeling-bat kit! With free installayshuns!
*opins box, sevral strong yung Amish menz walks owt wit peeces uv wud an wyre an awl kynds uv uther stuffs*
Yung Amish Mens: Hallo. We ar heer to instal yor ceeling-bat kit! Plz to stepaside why we wurks!
*whislin an singin an powndin insoos*
Yung Amish Mens: OK. We is dun nao. Plz to lettuce halp yoo into teh ceeling-bat harniss!
*much liftin an gud myoosik, during which MLF is lifted into teh very cumfee harness that is nao lyned wit beautiful quilts an pillows, with snacks within eezy reech*
Yung Amish Mens: Kthxbai!
*door shuts behind them awl*
Elebashun wud halp eeze teh swellin. Can u maek teh fut end uv ur bed hyer? Dat mite halp 2. (Ai broked mai ankul in a berry hot heetwabe, so Ai haz a simpaffee 4 u.)
4 nao, Ai B stakin da piloz up n layin dat wai. At leest wif da hawt wethur
nao, Ai can haz lite-wate close, insted uv bundling up 2 keep warm!
just makes me a lil depressed
…but datz okays, cuz i noes the cheezpeeps will comeup wif LOLs to cheer me up.
*kitteh contimewz to luk sad*
*whispurrs* are yu stil a nun?
That wuld be *sister* sweetpea, to yoo!
*luks suspishus*
Mebbe shez just betending to be a nun . . .
Sister Sweetpea du not tell
I went up and rang da bell
i no i shooda not dun dat
so naow im getin scrached by ma Kat
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pls enjoi ma comleetly random singing!!
I luvvs teh random singing!
heer kitteh, u can haz sum noms! will taht cheerz u up?
I herd u liked teh swimps!
*holds owt parfait of swimps in cocktayle sause*
*holds owt pawz*
Did sumwun say shrimps?
*luks hoepful*
*passes shwimps over to gremlin cuz o guilt ober teh twapdoortwik*
*luks suspishus, examins shrimps kayrfully*
Why, sweetpea, fankyoo!
*noms teh shrimps dayntily, liks paws*
**luks very hopeful and kyoot**
pweaze? can i haz sum too?? i haz nawt eaten fur dayz! **BUUUURP!!**
hmmm…uhmmm… sowwy bout dat….
Why luk, that bowl uv shrimps leeza-b started owt with is a MAJIK shrimp bowl! We ayt awl teh shrimps owt uv it, but LUK! Itz refilled itself!
Iz wun uv teh menneh meerakuls uv ICHC!
*reeches over to leeza-b’s playt; offers playt to Hashim*
May I offer yoo a shrimp, mah frend?
yesh!! i can haz shrimps!! **nomnomnomnom…**
fanks gremlin!! dat waz a gr8 halping!! im up fur sekunds!! **nomnonom…**
i’m full! **luks at playte**
**magically fills itself agayn**
i jus’ hab one qweshun, where do all dese shrimps cum frum??
This is in answer to Hashim.
*kleers throat nervusslee*
Wher do awl teh shrimps cum frum?
Well, when teh mummy shrimp an teh daddy shrimp . . .
Luv eech uther verreh verreh much . . .
Lulz!!!
**puts finger on forehead**
i didnt mean dat!! i meant frum da sea or ocean of da baffroom!! baffroom?? o wait…
Hashim teh Spectre, I will shave yoo! I meen, sayve yoo!
I empties this majik shrimp chalice, an kwiklee fills it wit teh waturs frum teh heeling streems uv ICHC.
Ennywun hoo drinks frum this chalice will never grow old!
*pours kool waturs kwiklee inito Hashim’s mouth*
Drink! Drink!
An it sez heer onna syde in small printz:
This will bring yor ICHC frenz bak to lyfe!
Sorta lyke that commershul: We brings gud things to life! Or, lite! Or, whutever!
Drink! Drink!
*gasp*
My bowl it IZ majikul!
It must has been touched by CC!
A troo mirakul!!
*nibbuls on anotter shrimp*
*waytes for noos cameramens to arrive*
*Tosses that shrimp
V
V
down teh thred
V
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an into Hashim’s mouf!*
[HOMER] Mmmmm…. shrimp. [/HOMER]
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I can haz sum too, plz? *lukz kyoot & hongree*
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Ai fink ai will yooz sum uv teh shrimps to make sum ceviche fur ebbreewun (since itza majikul replenishing shrimp bowl an awl).
Yoo can has mai shaer, nightshayde! Der too mush liek inseks to mii. Adn taht tecksture – nawt so gud akshulee.
U don’t like shwimps DK???
Oh my. Wii mite not be teh same person
aftur all!
Mebbe datz hao pplz kin tell you two apart?
*digz intew 4.5k’s shaer uv teh shrimpz*
ai iz wiv 4.5K on tihs wun! eeting things whol (or moastlee whol) … DO NAWT WANT.
I iz not eeting teh hole thing…
it’s just teh tayle, like teh ‘xpensive shwimp
cocktayle… no legs, no hed… and
Iiiiiiiiiii aint got no bod-eeeee!!
Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta HA!
Follo teh bownsing ball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruLIkHIIuwE
oh noes… another noo langwij?
SHWIMPS?!?!?!?!?
mmmrrmphhmhrrmmh(mouf full o shwimpz)
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*nomonomnomshwimp*{translolation: i wuz writing azif i wuz finishing teh thottz o teh kitteh in teh lolpic, but iwill eetz teh shwimps enyways; duz i feel guiltee for meking peeps feels sorrie for me? weeelllllllllll, leemee getz bak to you on dat nomnomnomnomswhrimps}
Invisible anvil…
frum Acme?
Ob corse! Nd drawped owt ob Bunway Airlines airplayne wif parashoot.
accept no substatoots:
http://www.home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/anvils.html
*whispurrs*
u must remuve teh “www” frum taht linky 2 mayke it wurk…
iz hillair… hylar… berry funnee!!
thnx tessm [post Ed Lynx and i have love/hate layshineship]
this 1 fun 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Bmo6tDEGI&feature
[this is a test w/ same lynx as above]
home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/anvils.html
test lynx cut/paste 2 address box werks 2
@@@@@Maus@@@@@!!
Well dun! A brownie fur u!
dont ferget teh nuts……
I finkso maus alreddee b nuts.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
don ferget teh nuts ohahtahgoosiam…..
U can has awl teh nuts u wants sairys! Wud u liek tehm chawpped oar krushed?
na, they mor fer Maus, he had dat BIIIIG article bout new mouse balls so…..
remember dis….
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IBM Service Manual Abstract: Mouse Balls available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)โจย โจMouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.โจย โจBefore proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the opo-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.โจย โจUpon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.โจย โจIt is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction; and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.โจย โจTo reorder, specify on the following:โจP/N 33F8462 – Domestic Mouse BallsโจP/N 33F8461 – Foreign Balls
Catway airlines!
wee can haz goggie whut duz tihs wif her eers a lot.
we saw inna buk on goggies taht itz called “propeller ears”.
new niknayme for teh goggie!
On mai mornin raydeeo show, teh SF SPCA brings a goggie in eech mornin. Teh goggies wif wun eer up and wun eer down dey callz “flippy-doodle ears.”
My brudder has a lab-terrier mix, ZuZu, wif ears like that. He sez that’s teh main reason she is not in trouble as often as she rly should be. She smart and miss chivious.
hmmm, mus praktiss wun eer up, wun eer down…
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meenwhyle, heer iz pikshure uv Kodi Dog, aka Propeller Eerz:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1884950
ai can’t stai lyke tihs furever tho!
`coz dats importunt
I dont yooshully luk like dis.
Just washed mah eerz.
Kaint do a thing withem!
Snerk!
mah inner byooty, let me show u it!!
*conundrum alurt!!*
If itz inner… u cant see it rite?
I dunno if I shud be seein ur insieds ennyway, Hashim…
o ya rite… hehe… i jus’ got a bit carried away, dats all!!
*Opens Hashim’s mouf way wide*
Here, leeza-b, take a good look. Hurry, I don’t knoes how long I can hold his mouf open like this.
*tosses a shrimp in Hashim’s open mouf*
Dat shwimp duz luk byootiful!
*snatches (or fangpu-s) teh shwimp owt uf Hashim’s mouf*
*waytes to see if Hashim’s mouf will majikially
fill up wif more shwimps*
Diddit? Diddit?
It didn’t has a chanse before EM
gotted there wif teh seltzer.
Wud it have?
We may never know…
wats happening!!
**seez LCB holdn mouff and shrimps? SHRIMPS!!**
oh LCB, i fink u should retreat ur fingerz before dey get nommed!
*Tosses a cream pie into Hashim’s open mouth*
*SPLAT!*
Oopsie! I guess it was too big to fit…
**cant breathe!**
NOEZ!! mah throat iz clogged!! AAARRGHH!!
blargh, im ded!
*Get out the Seltzer Bottle*
*Aims at Hashim’s mouth*
*SpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpraySpray*
There. That seems to have cleared the obstruction…
**ghostly voice**
but iz already de, u killed meh!! BOOOO!!!! be afraid!! BOO!!1!
k.. naow i remain a ghost or iz dier any ovver way to turn into bak
into normal **bites claws nervously**
*Takes out a vial that contains ebil-smelling yellowish-green liquid with purple stripes and pink polka-dots*
*Pours it in Hashim’s mouth*
There. You’ll be right as rain in a minute or two.
Oh, by the way… you’ll also be Ebil.
TTFN!
NO WAI!! I NO WANA BE EBIL!! **pukes liquid outta mouff**
furst i died, and naow dis!! can dis day go anyworse!! **sigh**
It could be raining…
u lub torturing meh, rite??
Anyway…
You are now an Ebil Minion.
Here’s your Official Ebil Minion T-Shirt…
And your Zippo…
Your Seltzer Bottle…
And a case of Cream Pies…
Welcome, Minion!
Now… Off we go to The Ebil Dimension…
*Grabs Hashim*
*They disappear in a cloud of ebil-smelling yellowish-green smoke with purple stripes and pink polka-dots*
dis iz nawt happening!! jus’ a dreem! jus’ a dreem! jus’ a dreem!
oh luk!! creem pies!! dey r fur eeting!! rite?? and IM NAWT AN EBIL MINION!! id rather be a ghost dan ebil!!
**whistles**
***pegasus kitteh arrives by my side***
haha!! who’re u gonna grab naow??
and taek dis!! **pegasus kitteh waves divine paws of cleansing all ebilness at ebil maus!**
haha!! taek dat and i’m going away!
**feels solid**
huh? mah pegasus kitteh can maek ghosts into cleansed normal peepz??
YAY!!
*grabs Hashim, pulls him bak up the thred to drink frum teh majik speshul chalice uv life!*
*ApplauseApplauseApplauseApplause*
Yaaaay!!! Hashim has fended off his nawt-secund Ebil Maus attack!!!
Bravo!!!
fanks gremlin!! **drinks up frum da challice to regain left out humanity**
im normal naow??**feels self**
HOORAY!! Hashim: 1 , Ebil Maus: 0.99
Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against Ebil Mauses, I award you the Triple Cross. You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!
See? U didn’t need halp Hashim. Teh
answer wuz insied u all teh time.
*luks at Hashim wif a prowd*
U mite want to avoiding ennything wif creem tho.
Or seltzer. Or omelets. Fur a wile.
why fank u Maus and leeza-b!! naow iz bak to normal and haz mah abatar bak and
fanks fur da Triple Cross!! naow, i sleep, itz been a long day!! ***zzZZzzZZZzZZZzzz**
Oh Hashim…. I wuz so wurried. But u wuz berry brave. Awl Cheezland b prowd uv u.
Sleep well, my little friend…
BWAHAhahahahahahaha…. *CoughHackCough*
Ohai cweenmj!!
well, i waz ded for a while but naow, iz fine!!
I aint frayde uf no gost!
so… u could halp me be bak to normal
kthxplzhalpbecomenormal!!
Who u gonna call?
lyke ai sed, teh 80’s r coming baaaaaaack….!
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na na na na na na
n-n-n-n-na-na
GHOSTBUSTERZ!
HAHA!! no moar ghostifying fur meh!! iz bak to normal!!
o wait… if uv called da ghost busters so iz ad ghost and deyz gonna bust meh!?
NEVA!! iz a kitteh agayn!
EM! U gotted creem on LCB dere!
And how is we sposed to get the shwimps owt from under all that?
*gets owt seltzer bottlol, and sprays LCB and Hashim down*
Aw, man! U getted me all covered in not-dry! Now *how* is I gonna get all this seltzer offa me? Some sort of special drying-off-cloth, perhaps? Where could I fid such a thing?
I has herd of these fabyoolus $100 towls….
O rly? How much they are costing?
dis kitteh naymed pyewacket, aifinkso!
Contortionist kitteh….contorts!
GOOD CC! Sow menny cheezpeeps in awnly WUN mack rammey!!
ai maykes it twelvety!
an awl grate kommintz!
tyme fur big cirkle dansdansdans!
We had 19 not-second comments once. 12 is really good though…
19!! wow!
Wuldja luk at tohse eerz!!!
de wait ob de wurld, itz onna meh hed
kitteh singz
“Tek a loadz off Anny
Annn u putz de loadz rite onna meh”
snorglez 2 De Band fer a grate songz
OMG!!! wat haz dey dun to u!!
*luks at kitty, puts paws owt, tries to strayten up eerz, they falls bak down*
Hmm. Methinks fixin this eery sitchywayshun is gunna be tuffer than . . . methinks.
duk taype fikses lotsa fings, but ai dunno abowt tihs wun…
we could try u know…. it fixes a lot of fings so why nawt a kitteh??
nawt-sekkund tehre wuz talk uv ten-penny nayls, naow duk taype… poor kitteh! ai finkso u just needz gud hed skratchees an maybee sum unner-da-chin skritchees 2 mayke those eerz awl better…
wut did u say abowt fixin teh kitteh??
jus teh eerz! jus teh eerz!
Duct Tape is like The Force
It has a Light Side
And a Dark Side
And it holds the Universe together…
duk tape mite bee a lil eztreem, mebbe Dr. Tinycat cud helpz wif sum surgeecal tape?
Mebbe sum Akwa-Net?
howz bout some mousse??? chawklits teh bestest, but ifinkso caramel wud be teh better culler match…..
Flat-ear-y will git yoo everywharz!
de punz, de hurtz meh!
(nawt reely, ah luv punz)
*snerk*
luking laik a poor kitteh…
y iz she so… crippled? Oo
This why:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1884439
ah keepz tellin dem krazy kidz nawt 2 spin onna der hedz liek dat
Well now u knoes why they dosenot lissen! Look whut it does to their ears.
LOL! Poar kitteh!
Mebbeh kitteh belawngz tew Flattop.
O hay guise, I has a announcement to make:
U CAN HAS UR OWN HUNNERT DOLLAR TOWEL!!11!1
http://www.hullcloth.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=186
Use coupon code CHZ for 10 percents off!
i wish i had a credit card *sigh*
U can mail me a money order in US dollars if’n u want.
Or PayPal!
hmmm… i’ll pass! i guess when i’d be an adult, den i’ll do sum shopping!
I think teh reason I likes silleh things like these towels is that I liked ‘em when I was a kid but didn’t has teh moneys. Now I has teh moneys and so I buys teh stuffs I would’ve then if I could’ve.
i see mah future!! its soo clear to meh!! **all of a sudden a lot of fog covers meh**
ok… now, nawt so clear akshullee….
ai remembers when ai wuz kidlet an ai figgered owt that *ennywun* cud go buy, 4 example, a large bag uv M&M’s, insted uv just a liddul treat-sized wun lyke teh kidlets usually bought.
yoo did nawt have 2 b an “adult” 2 buy a big bag! ZOMCC!
an wuz moar ecoNOMical 2!
whut enlitenmunt!
Hay LCB, basement kitteh gibz meh dis ideaz
Ah sendz u towel & u sendz meh hunnert dollarz.
kaigudideabai
wat u meanz “itz nawt wurk dat wai”? 8o
I think u was talking to bargain basement cat. Their idears look real good at first, but oncet u take a reel gud look attem, they looks kinda shoddy.
Wai yez, ah’d luv a toddy, tank yew. O wate, yew sed “shoddy”! Ah guezz ah shood hab knowed BCs idear wuz nawt gunna werk.
Rollz up hunnert dollar towel & snapz BC gently onna hiz furry hiney
Teh lolcaption wuz bai MeggyPeggy nd Ai jest tuk a luk at hur profyle paje….seh’s maed a lawt ov gr8 lolz!
Is that a tumour on the right side of that cat?
Prolly not. Someone sed it looked like kitteh was shaking hims hed. Whut u see then is probly just some jowl flappage.
heer coms burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! i bringz hommaed caeks in many tasty flavrs, fizzyfrooty punch, poynty party hats (or sprakly tiaras for teh ladees hoo wants to wear wun to teh grand resepshun later), an goodie bags wif kandees, bownsy balls, an sparkly kitteh stickers! an konfettiz!!
!!
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an just a reminder, if its yor burfday, luk for burfday fairy on teh thrid LOL ob teh day an lettus kno its yor burfday!! burfday fairy aplologizes if her cannot menshun ebreewun’s burfday by name; tehre are too many an burfday fairys memree iz not so gud, akshully. but i tries to maek shur tehre is burfday greeting ebree day an if its yor burfday speek up an tell ebreewun!! eben if yoo nebber posted before!!! srsly!!
Deer burfday fairy.
May ai maek a liddle suggeschun? Ai think maybe it wud be a gud thing if yoo were to hang yur notiss a liddle higher up. Ai doo it awl teh taim. Just find a gud plaice taht duzznet interfere wif a running commintary – an put it in.
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EBREEWUN, awlmost, starts at teh top. But menee don’t com way down heer.
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An yur announcement iz way to prittee an nice to langwish heer at teh awlmost bottom. At leest, taht waht ai think.
ohai, JCH4K’s…but, but, but Ai AWL wayz luk daown heer! Sum uv teh bestest posties are towardz teh endz……
but Ai noes wut yu meen.
Anna happeetaily birfday tu ennywun sillybrating tuday!
Duck? I wanna see da duck.
wat duck?? *buuurp!*
excuse meh plz… i fink i ate a….hmmmm… a… pair of shoes!! yes thats it, a pair of shoes!! nawt a duck!
**pukes a feather outta da mouff**
oopsie…hehhe…
*quack quack waddul waddul quack quack waddul waddul*
he is shayken his hed, dont yoo see teh littul specks flohtin offa him? gud camera.
RICE CAKES!!!!!!!
U didz fart?
LOL!!!
Ok yeah. I always find fart joaks funnie.
My joovenile scents ob humor, I has showed u it!
Convershun to Vampyr Kitteh: 40 purrcent compleat.
but wat is rong wit teh kitteh eerz? iz okai, rite? jes makkin teh funny phasez?
heel bee otay, dunnut worree. Wii haz Dr. Tinycat awn cawl 2 mek himz alla bedder.
Akshully, kitteh looks like he is reactifying to getting Dr. Tinycat’s bill.
didz sumwun petted dis kitteh a liddle tu hard?
Yeh, owch
You guys cant see there is something wrong with this poor cat. Its little face looks like its in pain and you people are just babbling. Where is this picture from?
Kat do head shake, like wet dog. Take pic when shaking head.
Ran across street without looking one too many times.
And yes, you are all mad, MAD I tell you!
Dis cat haz ears in da “uncertain/am going to shred you” pose-ishun… Iz on “Def Con Ears I”
hai.
me be new!
im juz a wittle baybeh kitteh
Ohai & wellcomez 2 Cheezeland!
Ohai omgxleikxtayy!!1!
glad uz here and enjoi ur tiem here!!! dier r a lot uf halpful cheezpeeps here to halp u!!
Widdul babbeh kittehz z owr fabritz. Welcum 2 ICHC, teh happiest plays on teh innerwebz. Come hear 2 plais wif us offin.
whut hahd konfyoozed da kitteh? dunno, but maed fur goud pitcherz.
The dog said, “Bet you can’t fit into that part of the bookcase”
I said, “Betcha I can”
…Then *this* happens.
Thom Yorke?
Lol He haz likez yodahz!
O deer. Dat Hashim, himz wuz such a nize fellah, naow himz ebil, de trajidee ob it awl.