Comments on: Admincat

By: JapaReaggae

JapaReaggae — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:23:39 +0000

kitteh@lolpc ~> cd /home/lolcats/pics/lolcats
kitteh@lolpc /home/lolcats/pics/lolcats ~> mv lol.jpg /home/lolcats/pics/primary

mv: ACCESS DENIED
Operation blocked by admin supahkitteh.
Sorry.

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:50:57 +0000

Haxxor!

By: Katie

Katie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:05:46 +0000

PLEASE!!! If you own this cat. PLEASE CONTACT ME! I believe this is my cat Cali. I’m from Huntington WV and she’s been lost for a while. I saw this. Showed it to my family. And we all believe it’s her. If you could contact me it would be greatly appreciated. I know it’s a snowballs chance but please. I really need to know if this is her. Thank you.
aim katieluvscience

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:15:26 +0000

Kitteh 08 needs update

Plz snorgle to restart

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:41:15 +0000

birfdai hugz to yu, too, moe. *slurps indeli-cat -ly*
Oooh, teh REAL masala chai mayde by yu iz soooo good.
*steelz masala dosa mayde by Mrrphh*
Oh, yum, I luvvvss masala dosa.

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:36:58 +0000

Fank yu, Kafleen! I hopes yu haz a gud trip!

By: moe

moe — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:20:26 +0000

10Q aydrean. it wer mah birfdeh onna 16f, but ai happy tu sellybrayt it wenebber dere beez caek
.
sowwy tu see yuz nawt feelin tuu gud, hoepz yew feelz bedder suun.

By: moe

moe — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:17:03 +0000

awwww, ten Q mrrphh! ai wuvz yew tuu! an dat meel wuz grate! eeted tuu mush, ai needzanap naozzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzz

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:11:24 +0000

enuff of yr pron
it be time fr mai pron now

let me show you it

By: Mrrphh

Mrrphh — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:25:46 +0000

Aiz maekt da “50:50″ masala dosa n jalabeez fur da birfdae ov Moe kuz das mai faborit an ai maekt em mai oan sef ai dinut goh tew noe Udipi coffee haos but aiz maekin em mai ohn sef sept Dadz wudnut let mii kuz ai gawt mai fur awn fyr lass tym aiz kuukin an Mawmz iz tellin Dadz ever step ov da wae an deyz purfik fur Moe kuz ai wuvs Moe an das wy aiz kuukin fur hur kuz aiz rly rly glad shiiz bornd srsly.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:03:59 +0000

YU shall not pass!!!

*Big Calico ‘Tude*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:01:24 +0000

Oh noez! It r ur birfday an I r leebin in 15 minutts furr teh airport!

*donkee wrings hoofs*

Allz I can doo is wishes u a verreh happeh birfday, an noe dat u
r in good hands wiff all teh wunnurfull cheezfrends! Hab a faboo
tassticul day!

Happy Birthday, booklion!!! {{{{booklion}}}}}

By: Anastasia

Anastasia — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:46:17 +0000

Itsa my turnz pls?

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:02:38 +0000

ya, i wish mah school’s administrator waz a kitteh!!
dat would be full of awesumness and win!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:01:00 +0000

hmmm…. tea and hawt choklitt!!
**sip sip sip sip**

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:56:34 +0000

And mai favrit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:53:06 +0000

The Norweejin Bloo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:47:19 +0000

ROFLMAO!!!!

By: aydrean

aydrean — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:45:50 +0000

Happy Birfdai to yew Moe!
(If it iz ur birdai)
…I are be getting terrubli confuzed by awl da peepz birfdais

By: moe

moe — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:45:47 +0000

10Q upfi! wut preddy kandls! hoepz teh feelerz iz okai! ai finkso ai missed yew owt frum preevyus poast cuz yew posted wile ai stil tyepin awl snail-liek. mah snail paec, lemme show yu it!

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:39:32 +0000

Clerk: It’s pining for the fyords.
Customer: “Pining for the fyords?” What kind of talk is that? … It’s not “pining.” It’s passed on! … Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. This is a LATE PARROT.
Clerk: Well, I had better replace it then…

By: moe

moe — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:38:25 +0000

o hai upfi. i maded lotz ub chai an hotchokklitz, an Hashim bringed plenti ub samosaz, an ub korse dere be lots ub caek. sew… happi birfdai, berry hongry katerpiller!!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:36:56 +0000

o, an happee b-lated burfdai deer booklion!!!!

By: moe

moe — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:36:53 +0000

10Q Hashim an leeza-b! ai finkso ai muss dizzist frum teh werk instintly. az wun bear ub liddl brayne sed, iz tiemz fur a liddl sumfink.
.
o my, lukkit! samosas an chutney! an anodder caek!!! an ai haz maeded beeg pot ub teh chai an hotchokklitz (nawt in teh saem potz) fur ebberybuddyz, tuu! pleez tu halp yursalfs.
.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:34:42 +0000

Glads u injoid it! butz i didn rite it, i onlee translolated it.

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:34:13 +0000

teh Ded Parrot Skesh duz dat to meh, eberytyme!

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:32:23 +0000

*Upfi hurriedly lites sum candlols and awlmost burnz her feelers carrying dem over*

ouchee!!! Nao:

HAPPI BIRFDAY MOE! Many happi returns of teh day

*dans dans dans wif joy at birfdays*

By: aydrean

aydrean — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:32:09 +0000

Ai fink afta a nite’s sleep, I shud be fien!
I wudn’t want to miss ur birfdai!
I’ll tri mai best to maek it to Lady Mondegreen’s recepshun but I ,ai fawl asleep

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:30:47 +0000

Sorry 2 here dat. Mai deepartmint just hired a 50-year-awld cos she was bestest. We dunt discriminayte in our cuddly colleague pool. Iffn teh purrson has teh rite skillz and purrsonality, age duznt matter.

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:29:23 +0000

U is bloo, ETMCM!!!1! As bloo as teh skai.

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:28:59 +0000

fanks tew Rhapsody, aim nao lissening tew teh entyre sowndtrak. adn yew giveded meh eerwurms, gremlin!!
Ah…teh memries.

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:28:45 +0000

ZOMG!!!!11!!!!1!!!! Da pour widdle mousie!!!1!!!!1!!1!

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:27:51 +0000

Fanks 4 ur kind offur, aydrean!1!! Sorry 2 hear u r nawt feelink up 2 scratch (mabbeh kitteh’s pointee endz could halp?). AI hope u is bedder tomorrow, sow u can samplol teh cheezcake after awl. Ai fink it will be aboot done when we has teh big formul recepshun for lady mondegreen tonite.

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:25:49 +0000

Yes, reeeeelly. Fanks, leeza-b!!1!!!

*clinks birfday glass wif leeza-b*

*Cheezcake!*

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:22:28 +0000

Ya needz to hab da BIG FINNISH!

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:21:41 +0000

Spam, Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam, Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam,
Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam, Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam
Lovely Spam, Lovely Spam
Lovely Spam! Spam … Spam … Spam … SPAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:19:57 +0000

Ai literulee felled off a sofa laffin wun tiem wile wachin The Ministry of Silly Walks, an it wuz nawt mai nawt sekund tiem seein it! Der iz is wun jeschur dat gits mii evry tiem.

By: aydrean

aydrean — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:17:21 +0000

If yew be needing any halp at awl wiv ur preparashuns and stuff, Ai wud be glad to offa mai asistunce!
But persunali, Ai not be in tha mood to nom anyfingz rite nowz – even cheezburgers.
Ai be not feelin berry gud.
But maekin nomz soundz fun

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:16:43 +0000

an udder birfdai? I iz missin em left and rite!!
HAPPY BIRFDAI MOE!!!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:15:21 +0000

REEELLY??
Upfi! I iz so glad u sed, so I can wish u

HAPPY BURFDAI!!!

todays…. sinse I will not be heer til Tues after today!!
*raisez big glass uv bier*
*clinks birfdai toste wif Upfi*
*Cheez!*

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:12:37 +0000

Halps moar to b yunger. Ai haet goin to intervyoos an habin to proov maiself to 30-yeer-olds (an yunger).

By: SweetMotherOfMars

SweetMotherOfMars — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:11:56 +0000

n ms piggee n bert n sam eagull n my purrsunol fav cute adorabull furree bloo monstir, Grovr!!!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000568/

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:10:16 +0000

Howd ai git logd owt? Lessee if ai iz bloo agin.

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:09:58 +0000

*nods wisely*
it duz halp 2 B cyooot, dat’s 4 shoore. But dun’t give up, Eve, sumbuddy must be wanting just ur qualitees and skillz.

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:06:10 +0000

Dat’s rite, Hashim, ushually admins r nawt cyoot at awl. Mabbeh naice, but ushually undaekwipped in teh cyootness adn fashun departmint.

By: Eve

Eve — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:05:32 +0000

Grate. Cat haz job an ai kant fynd wun. Gess ai haz to b a kyoot kalyko.

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:05:08 +0000

*grabs rhsb furmly bai teh hand and guides her to teh NB*

Iffn ai dunt stop finking aboot mouse and ovva balls dis bery minnit, ai’ll nebber get mai wurk done!

By: upfi

upfi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:03:34 +0000

Oooooh, wot a lubberly cayke! Ai would lub 2 nom it. Iffn ai wants a cayke ai has to mayke it maiself. Or hope 4 a miracklol. Mabbeh tomorrow? It’s mai burp day tomorrow. Ai awlready has bought teh ingrea … ink … fings dat go into a cheezcayke. Wif cherrees, but no drawings on it or in it. Dat’s mai wurk 4 after wurk 2day.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:02:41 +0000

Oh Hai sairys!!!!
I b borrowing ur hai spot 2 making dis nowns mint.
.
Ur tenshun plz.
2day dere iz beeing a reesepshun
4 mai gud fren deh Lady Mondegrene
in deh Sur Real Hawl, Cheezland
at haf past deh 9 0h klok (ICHC tyme) pikshur –
dat b deh wun after deh negst wun.
.
Awl cheezpeepz b invited 2 a ten ding
.
Dis b a 4mil resepshun. B prepared 4 silly bray ting
in deh finest Cheezland tradishun.
.
wii now returnz u 2 ur regularlee skeduled lolz.

By: Eve

Eve — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:02:24 +0000

Trus me, iz eezier to clean teh mouse ball, unless ball iz damajd, den needz replaysmint.