Admincat Limits Access
heer iz anudder wai 2 limit access.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Alphablu
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Aw, dude. | Jus makin room for teh capshun Next »
» 183 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
No gurls allowed
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Maybe if I Stay Very Still I'll Be All Right
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Great Escape
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Nom Distraction
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Two-by-Snores
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
So Why Was It The Best I've Ever Had??
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Counteract That Yoga With Cookies
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
SUCK IT, NOT TREBEK!
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
Accurate Claim is ACCURATE
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
American Idol Kyle Crews Totally Looks Like The Big Green Patrick Reena
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Big Head Harry Potter Characters
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: I'm Batman
Pundit Kitchen - Lol News and Lol Politics Fun
Must Be Blah History Month
Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings
String Theory
Wedinator - Your special day... is hilarious.
Skyrim First Dance
Five Minute Getaway - Beautiful Travel and Vacation Photos
Gaudí-esque complex, Punta del Este, Uruguay
Set Phasers to LOL - Sci Fi and Fantasy LOLs
I Didn't Know
Animal Memes - A Meme-nagerie of Famous Internet Critters
Crazy Girlfriend Praying Mantis: It Was My Doctor. He Says I'm Dying. How Bad Do You Feel Now, Lady?
None shall pass…
whut ef wii gets ur purrmishun? den can wii pass?
No! You must answer me these questions three…
WHAT… is your name?
wii can haz monthy python awlredy *snicker*
|
|
|
V
hey Maus, ar yu on alla time? in ma timzone yur on frum
beefor 8:00am and well pass 2:00pm… so me jus wunderin
Oh Hai sairys!!!!
I b borrowing ur hai spot 2 making dis nowns mint.
.
Ur tenshun plz.
2day dere iz beeing a reesepshun
4 mai gud fren deh Lady Mondegrene
in deh Sur Real Hawl, Cheezland
at haf past deh 9 0h klok (ICHC tyme) pikshur –
dat b deh wun after deh negst wun.
.
Awl cheezpeepz b invited 2 a ten ding
.
Dis b a 4mil resepshun. B prepared 4 silly bray ting
in deh finest Cheezland tradishun.
.
wii now returnz u 2 ur regularlee skeduled lolz.
Nope. Usually just at work (Monday – Friday, USA Eastern Time from about 8:30 to 4:00 or so)
oh, wow, yur not tat far away then….. greetings frum Kansas
o yeah and do you have any kittehs
?
.
WHAT is your line of werk?
me hav three, if yu jus wunderin… ill bes posten them online in a couple days.
gr8t i would lub tew sea your kitteh pix,
thatz a good way 2 know peeps betta
by readding their profiles and seeing pix/favs/LOLz
mI lack of ICHC eddiequit on display for all 2sea
Noe it izn’t. Mai naem is annipuss
“None shall pass” meminds meh uv Labyrinth, starring David Bowie’s pakage.
oar LOTR or this cutie (splort warning)
http://www.ihasahotdog.com/2008/02/08/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-grr-none-shall
nono… LOTR saiz “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!”
duz it maek meh teh geek tew admit dat Gandolph en hiz rage is hawt?
prolly…
no nawt a tall a geek, adn i know wasn’t zact but passing it had to with to do did it not hmmmm?
*snert*
For mom21kitteh and uthers hoo lykes Labyrinth and/or David Bowie (movie hazza grayt sowndtrak!):
http://www.squidoo.com/labyrinththemovie
for:
As the World Falls Down
Magic Dance
Chilly Down (verreh Muppet-ish)
Underground
*dantzes teh majik dantz*
wen ai wuz teh kidcat, ai had dis sowndtrak awn cassette tayp.
Jarenth maeks meh *swoon*.
adn Chilly Down is bery muppetish kawse dere muppets… fur teh kompar isun, lissen tew Hoggle en Labyrinth den lissen tew Yoda. bery similar dey sownd yes, hmmmm?
n ms piggee n bert n sam eagull n my purrsunol fav cute adorabull furree bloo monstir, Grovr!!!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000568/
fanks tew Rhapsody, aim nao lissening tew teh entyre sowndtrak. adn yew giveded meh eerwurms, gremlin!!
Ah…teh memries.
Ai literulee felled off a sofa laffin wun tiem wile wachin The Ministry of Silly Walks, an it wuz nawt mai nawt sekund tiem seein it! Der iz is wun jeschur dat gits mii evry tiem.
teh Ded Parrot Skesh duz dat to meh, eberytyme!
Clerk: It’s pining for the fyords.
Customer: “Pining for the fyords?” What kind of talk is that? … It’s not “pining.” It’s passed on! … Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. This is a LATE PARROT.
Clerk: Well, I had better replace it then…
ROFLMAO!!!!
The Norweejin Bloo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4
And mai favrit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
not eben wif dis luvvlee shrubbery??
*stands lukkin hopefull wif shrubbery*
Yu luk bery cyute wif shrubbery corsage…nd teh honor guard ov skwirrlols.
*Skwirrlols leap out ov shrubbery nd distrakt admin cat. Leez-b slips thru eezily.*
I’m THROO!
*gibs teh skwirrlz sum cashoos*
Throo to wut, I dunno, but I’m throo!
Throo to teh majikle wurrld of Cheezland.
yay!
Sinse it’s majik, den I gets to wish happie burfdais 2!
*time travels back to July*
HAPPY BURFDAI BOOKLION!!
Heer is a kyoopon for a free pi wif whippy creem, yoose it soon, it expires at teh end of August!*
*time travels back to teh present*
Ohai! Did u say u had a kyoopon to redeem?
Ooh, Fank yu, leeza-b. I luvvs teh whippy cream.
Pleez to put big dollop in my caffe, kthnxitzdelishus.
Oh noez! It r ur birfday an I r leebin in 15 minutts furr teh airport!
*donkee wrings hoofs*
Allz I can doo is wishes u a verreh happeh birfday, an noe dat u
r in good hands wiff all teh wunnurfull cheezfrends! Hab a faboo
tassticul day!
Happy Birthday, booklion!!! {{{{booklion}}}}}
Fank yu, Kafleen! I hopes yu haz a gud trip!
…….i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i
….l~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~l
….l`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.l
….|°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°|
….l~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~l
….l`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.l
….~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
beelayted burfdae greetinz to booklion & williamdazy
anybodee elz?
Happy burfdai!
Fank yu, aydrean! May awl yur dreemz km true fr yu.
Well, ai THINK it’z officecats, too! ai wuz going to poast that next pikshoor.
But. . . ai am suddenlee less shur than ai wuz! But we can awlwayz say it eneway! Shurlee officecat haz a birfday sum taim oar odder!
Lulz.
I wud liek to taek dis opurrtoonitee to ish eberywun a hapee birfdai!¬
Jst incaes I be forgetting in tha fewchur
Happy birfdai to officecat, too.
I goze to post office to mail fings to fizzicle wurld frenz, and then to wekrses.
Schmoos to evverybuddys..*blows kisses wif bof floofly paws.*
Fank yu, sweetpea…teh tendril decoramayshuns be luvverly.
Nd also happy belated birfdai to willjami … hyvää syntymäpäivää!
um. mai ai haz a peece ub kaek tuu?
.
mah birfdai were awn oggist 16.
Hav lots ov cayke! Happy birfdai, Moe!!!! I hazzn’t seen yu in a long time.
birfdeh hugz tu booklion! aiz berry skatterd deze daze — tuu menny werks, an nawt enuff tiemz fur cheez frenz
but suun ai can haz beeg bakayshun 
Ohai moe!! happy belated birffday!! **all kind of fire works for fun**
would u liek sum samosa’s wiff chatni??
.
its never to late fur a birffday!! u can haz a caek!!
…i i i i i i i i i i i i
{~~~~~~~~~}
{~~~~~~~~~}
{~~~~~~~~~}
{~~~~~~~~~}
{~~~~~~~~~}
an udder birfdai? I iz missin em left and rite!!
HAPPY BIRFDAI MOE!!!!
*Upfi hurriedly lites sum candlols and awlmost burnz her feelers carrying dem over*
ouchee!!! Nao:
HAPPI BIRFDAY MOE! Many happi returns of teh day
*dans dans dans wif joy at birfdays*
10Q Hashim an leeza-b! ai finkso ai muss dizzist frum teh werk instintly. az wun bear ub liddl brayne sed, iz tiemz fur a liddl sumfink.
.
o my, lukkit! samosas an chutney! an anodder caek!!! an ai haz maeded beeg pot ub teh chai an hotchokklitz (nawt in teh saem potz) fur ebberybuddyz, tuu! pleez tu halp yursalfs.
.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
10Q upfi! wut preddy kandls! hoepz teh feelerz iz okai! ai finkso ai missed yew owt frum preevyus poast cuz yew posted wile ai stil tyepin awl snail-liek. mah snail paec, lemme show yu it!
hmmm…. tea and hawt choklitt!!
**sip sip sip sip**
Aiz maekt da “50:50″ masala dosa n jalabeez fur da birfdae ov Moe kuz das mai faborit an ai maekt em mai oan sef ai dinut goh tew noe Udipi coffee haos but aiz maekin em mai ohn sef sept Dadz wudnut let mii kuz ai gawt mai fur awn fyr lass tym aiz kuukin an Mawmz iz tellin Dadz ever step ov da wae an deyz purfik fur Moe kuz ai wuvs Moe an das wy aiz kuukin fur hur kuz aiz rly rly glad shiiz bornd srsly.
awwww, ten Q mrrphh! ai wuvz yew tuu! an dat meel wuz grate! eeted tuu mush, ai needzanap naozzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzz
birfdai hugz to yu, too, moe. *slurps indeli-cat -ly*
Oooh, teh REAL masala chai mayde by yu iz soooo good.
*steelz masala dosa mayde by Mrrphh*
Oh, yum, I luvvvss masala dosa.
Oooooh, wot a lubberly cayke! Ai would lub 2 nom it. Iffn ai wants a cayke ai has to mayke it maiself. Or hope 4 a miracklol. Mabbeh tomorrow? It’s mai burp day tomorrow. Ai awlready has bought teh ingrea … ink … fings dat go into a cheezcayke. Wif cherrees, but no drawings on it or in it. Dat’s mai wurk 4 after wurk 2day.
REEELLY??
Upfi! I iz so glad u sed, so I can wish u
HAPPY BURFDAI!!!
todays…. sinse I will not be heer til Tues after today!!
*raisez big glass uv bier*
*clinks birfdai toste wif Upfi*
*Cheez!*
Yes, reeeeelly. Fanks, leeza-b!!1!!!
*clinks birfday glass wif leeza-b*
*Cheezcake!*
If yew be needing any halp at awl wiv ur preparashuns and stuff, Ai wud be glad to offa mai asistunce!
But persunali, Ai not be in tha mood to nom anyfingz rite nowz – even cheezburgers.
Ai be not feelin berry gud.
But maekin nomz soundz fun
Fanks 4 ur kind offur, aydrean!1!! Sorry 2 hear u r nawt feelink up 2 scratch (mabbeh kitteh’s pointee endz could halp?). AI hope u is bedder tomorrow, sow u can samplol teh cheezcake after awl. Ai fink it will be aboot done when we has teh big formul recepshun for lady mondegreen tonite.
Ai fink afta a nite’s sleep, I shud be fien!
I wudn’t want to miss ur birfdai!
I’ll tri mai best to maek it to Lady Mondegreen’s recepshun but I ,ai fawl asleep
o hai upfi. i maded lotz ub chai an hotchokklitz, an Hashim bringed plenti ub samosaz, an ub korse dere be lots ub caek. sew… happi birfdai, berry hongry katerpiller!!!
Happy Birfdai to yew Moe!
(If it iz ur birdai)
…I are be getting terrubli confuzed by awl da peepz birfdais
10Q aydrean. it wer mah birfdeh onna 16f, but ai happy tu sellybrayt it wenebber dere beez caek
.
sowwy tu see yuz nawt feelin tuu gud, hoepz yew feelz bedder suun.
O.M.C.C.!!! Yoo ar rite!
We DOOO need a passwerd to com here. Ai neber tht ov that befoar.
Nuns shall pass?
*rummajrummajrummaj*
ah, hear ’tis
*chanjchanjchanj*
*putz on FlyingNun costume frum Loloween frum yeerz past*
Okays, lemme by!
FTW, sweetpea
Yoo luk moast fetching in taht nun ourfit.
Yoo cud swerl around free taims, sing “The Hills ar Alive wif teh Sound ov Mewing” az loud az yoo can. An ai’ll just bet yoo wud pass in teh blink ov an aie!
Gun morning, Maus!
Ai’ll com way down heer so ai won’t interfere wif yur PASSwords! An conga ratz to yoo! Wud yoo laik a nice cup ov hawt cawfee??? ai just maed it in mai “noo” Fronsch press! Wif fresh “Indio” beens frum Sutttgart.
.
Ai wish to sing Happey birfday to Booklion. Her birfday wuz yesterday, but ai cund’t bee heer. So – bedder latyte tehn nebber, Ai hoep!
.
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER BOOKLION ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
An nao we can sing it again, an ebreewun can sing along. Maus, wud pleese accompanee us at teh piano, if you wud pleez! Wud maek it much prittier!
Oh, Janet, so nize ov yu. Fank yu.
*Whispurrs behind paw. Ashully, my birfdai wuz in Juu-lie, but I z happy to akksept gud wishes at enny time. Nd iffn yu reelly ment birfday wishes fur sumwun else, iz okay, too.*
*whispurrs* No, ai ment tehm fur yoo. Ai hav it ritten daon in mai book. But – we DINT celebrayte in Jun, so we maite as well continue – eben MOAR belayeted than ai ment to be.
*Wispurrs* Janet, yu r wifout daout teh nisest purrson in Cheezland.
I luvs teh sillybrayshuns, nd kind of wished I had had wun.
But where iz mai BRAYNE today!
Ai ment Juu-lie, ov corse! But hey! June, Juu-lie, August – itz awl summer! LOL!!!
JCH4K, did yu see teh poem Africat (I fink Africat) wroted on wun ov teh ovver threds?
Yesterday, or day before? It wuz “How do I love Cheezland.”
No, ai dint. But if it wuz reelee gud, it shud bee bookmarked fur ar hysterikul records.
I haz mac, so I can’t search fr it, but i fink ovver users can do seercheies for indiviual commints
Ai hav a mac, too! Wai cant we serch???
There MUST be a way.
me has tried tu do dat too, me got Mac OS X. and i can onli surch lolz
I found it!!!
Teh poem by Africat iz about halfway down dis thred:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/27/funny-pictures-read-forth-line-pleze/
I could do a limmited seerch by using command F. It didn’t pinpoint exact post, but told me if I had enny hits on taht page.
Glads u injoid it! butz i didn rite it, i onlee translolated it.
o,
an happee b-lated burfdai deer booklion!!!!
*Maus and Ebil Maus sit at the ICHC Peeannie*
*They play an intricate Piano 4 Hand arrangement*
Sing along everybody!
♫♫♫
Happy Birthday to you…
Happy Birthday to you…
Happy Birthday dear Booklion…
Happy Birthday to you!
♫♫♫
Ooh, Maus and Ebil Maus, yu sing soo well togevver…
Teh bass nd teh barrytone, my favorite voyses in harmonies.
harpy birfday booklion, me didne kno et wuz ur birferday in July
|
|Teh Birfday peep is heer,
so lets stand up an cheer!
so wile it is kool, nice, an cleer
lets steer our dear frend,
towards a grate yeer!
|
|
Happy Birfday!
Fank-yu, sairys. Yu sings bee-yoo-ti-fully, too!
can yu post yur URL so me can add yu friend?
We r alreddy frenz, sairys. Fank yu fr aksing.
Wnderbar, MAUS! Ai nebber hurd such an intricate PianoCanHas4HandArrangemintz befoar! An yur 2 part harmonee wuz awlso amazing! Ai espeshullee laiked teh repeet wif awl teh vary ashuns!
A bravura purrrrrhormanz!! 
u 2 r getting ever closer to becoming one…..
One what?
one… um, entity?
Yu herdz bout teh zen student at teh hotdog stand?
She asked “Make me one wif everything.”
*Ducks nd runs fr covver.*
And after he pays for the hotdog, he asks for his change. The hot dog vendor says “Change must come from within”.
Hao many psychologist duz it tayke to change a ligthbulb?
‘and how do you feel bout that’
nun…teh ligthblub haz tew WANT tew change!
Ding! Ding! ding! We haz a winner!
Weell I cud move if som lymburger cheez wus prezint
YU shall not pass!!!
*Big Calico ‘Tude*
PLEASE!!! If you own this cat. PLEASE CONTACT ME! I believe this is my cat Cali. I’m from Huntington WV and she’s been lost for a while. I saw this. Showed it to my family. And we all believe it’s her. If you could contact me it would be greatly appreciated. I know it’s a snowballs chance but please. I really need to know if this is her. Thank you.
aim katieluvscience
oh kitteh splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooort
*gasps*
was. not. ready…
*wakes up*
it was only a dweem. i dremt dat dere was a cyute kitteh sittin on my compewter adn i hads no CHRG,
…forchunatelee, i felll asleep wif elebentee tiaraz on my hed dat i wuz tryinink on fr the elefunt, er elegunt tea later todae, and dey held on teh CHRG.
*sigh o releef*
oh… and I see those tiara’s reelly made an impresshun on u!
doan worry, it shud be gone by time for da partee.
wii can haz elegunt tea? dew wii haz tew hawld teh pinkies wAAAAAAAIIIII up inna ayr?
When iz teh elegant tea? I did see at half-past nyn, but did not know am or pm, or which time zone of nyn…..
(teh dotz iz for cweenmj, hu eets tehm wif plezure)
Ai think she ment ICHC taim. Odderwiz we wud be having it nao. An that wud bee tea taim according to EST taim.
*wispers*
rememberingz to crook yr pinkie just ever so muches, deer.
Nee naw neenaw heer cums teh CCC
Sweep up brane spillage
scopp up and pore bakk in hedd
Pat doun neetlee
fastin awn CHRG (wdoi) wiv ducky taep
Add 50s baving cap fer ekstra sikooritee.
Gib SP sum hawt chokklit (Oar a chokklit martoonie)
an rap her in a floofy blankit wiv flourz awn.
oooooooooooochonklit….
nomnomnom
owieeeeeee, wot’z pulling my harez?
*50′s baving cap adn tiaraz not so gud togevver, akshully*
Teh tiara wasn’t der wen Ai startid teh CCC reskew..
datz cuz i wuz still a sleep.
ur passwerd haz been REVOKED!
U haz nawt gibben teh rite passwerd
It shud be cheezburger
Admin-kitteh kan obsoe maek wurk moar diffee-kult 4 it-purrsonnell (meh knoes…)
No you tubes fur you!!
come back 1 year!!
WHAT iz teh ayr speed belosity uv teh swallow wif nawt teh burdun?
and WHAT iz yoor fabobright color?
bloo…NO, red! AUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH
i lik teh colur clear
over the cliff with you….
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
…………………………aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuu
……………………………………………………….ggggggggghhh….*thud*
hmmm… doez u need rescuing?? i can halp!!
**calls himz pegasus kitteh wiff a whistle**
**goez down da cliff and rescues Sairys**
u alright??
I bees ur spam blocker
ai’m en ur puter
bloking ur spam?
nomming ur spam!
spam, spam, spam an eggs fur breffist?
oh noes! moar Monthy Python. duz it neber end?
LOL
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam…
♫♫♫
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spamity Spam, Wonderful Spam
Spamity Spam, Wonderful Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spaaaaammmmm!
♫♫♫
Ar yoo playing teh piano wif this wun too??? Yoo ar MOAST accompleee-shed!
Spam, Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam, Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam,
Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam, Spaaa-aaa-aaa-aaam
Lovely Spam, Lovely Spam
Lovely Spam! Spam … Spam … Spam … SPAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!
Ya needz to hab da BIG FINNISH!
Your appointments are all me.
dis admin kitteh mita stood a chans if stoopid fone hadnt rung rite wen I was tryin to tipe ma comment. stoopid fone!
Sum peepl iz berry inkonsiddarit.
peeplz always gotta inturupt da lolz. sigh.
reprochful admincat say “okee, who hid ma mouse?”
@@@@@ FTW!1!!! Yay, evieee!
curs teh touchpad, kittehs need mouses!
wii dint hided ur maus, kitteh. wii taked teh maus-ball awt. nao u haz tew plai hidey-seek.
maus-ball
*innocent look*
whut?
onlee one?
IBM Service Manual Abstract: Mouse Balls available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the opo-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction; and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
To reorder, specify on the following:
P/N 33F8462 – Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 – Foreign Balls
*snerk. snorfle. snork. guffaw. guffaw. fall off chair, guffawing.*
Liekwyze!
*hahahhahahaha-hack cough-cough HACK cough *thud*
fanks for clarifying teh alturnit FRU..
Trus me, iz eezier to clean teh mouse ball, unless ball iz damajd, den needz replaysmint.
ZOMG!!!!11!!!!1!!!! Da pour widdle mousie!!!1!!!!1!!1!
eberywun noes dat mauses ownlee haz wun ball.
rite?
Myne hazn’t ennee…
Mien nawt has a ball, ether.
Duz dat meen him been fixded?
Oar, mebbe iz girlee?
uv korse, ef yur maus can nawt haz teh maus-ball, den teh maus must be teh girlie maus. dat goez wifout saying, aifinkso!
Myne duzzun has a ball or a cord, but sumtymes has feets an runs awae. Offen fynd it playin wif Kitteh in teh corner of teh ruum!
mine maus haz laser coming outta it… it cant be gud
i am examining mine at this moment
I wud too but I’m not sure how teh companee feels about altering their equipmints.
Nawt eben gonna FINK abowt askin Maus abowt hiz….
*grabs rhsb furmly bai teh hand and guides her to teh NB*
Iffn ai dunt stop finking aboot mouse and ovva balls dis bery minnit, ai’ll nebber get mai wurk done!
OMCCWTFBBQ!!!
A floofy caliko bebbeh! Ai must has teh akksess!
**SSSPPPLLOOORRRTTTT***
*sigh* No CHRG strong enuf 4 tihs bebbeh….
CCC on its wai
Chekk dat RHSB izn’t warin a tiara nawt sekund
Rite, sweep up braynes
scoop dem up an pore in hedd
Pat doun an fix awn CHRG (wdo)
Fasten wiv ducky taep and a bavin cap
Offer RHSB sum hawt cokklit an a floofy blankit.
Fank u, annipuss.
Ai can still has tihs bebbeh, rite?
Hur haz teh danjeris combinayshun ov floof an caliko. Wun iz enuf 2 get 2 mi, but bofe? Oh, ai iz in lubs wif tihs kitteh…..
never seen dat kyoot of a administrator in mah life!!
Dat’s rite, Hashim, ushually admins r nawt cyoot at awl. Mabbeh naice, but ushually undaekwipped in teh cyootness adn fashun departmint.
ya, i wish mah school’s administrator waz a kitteh!!
dat would be full of awesumness and win!!
Grate. Cat haz job an ai kant fynd wun. Gess ai haz to b a kyoot kalyko.
*nods wisely*
it duz halp 2 B cyooot, dat’s 4 shoore. But dun’t give up, Eve, sumbuddy must be wanting just ur qualitees and skillz.
Halps moar to b yunger. Ai haet goin to intervyoos an habin to proov maiself to 30-yeer-olds (an yunger).
Sorry 2 here dat. Mai deepartmint just hired a 50-year-awld cos she was bestest. We dunt discriminayte in our cuddly colleague pool. Iffn teh purrson has teh rite skillz and purrsonality, age duznt matter.
Howd ai git logd owt? Lessee if ai iz bloo agin.
U is bloo, ETMCM!!!1! As bloo as teh skai.
Itsa my turnz pls?
enuff of yr pron
it be time fr mai pron now
let me show you it
Kitteh 08 needs update
Plz snorgle to restart
Haxxor!
kitteh@lolpc ~> cd /home/lolcats/pics/lolcats
kitteh@lolpc /home/lolcats/pics/lolcats ~> mv lol.jpg /home/lolcats/pics/primary
mv: ACCESS DENIED
Operation blocked by admin supahkitteh.
Sorry.