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Animul shud be outside da car :/
Conga rats shoe laces, aydrean!!1!! U has a field day 2day: Abatar, bloo linky nayme and nao teh nawt sekkund spot in teh fred! Wot woold u laik 4 drinkses and danses?
Iz a glorius day indeedz.
I fink foar fudz we shud hav a cheexburger fountain/dispensur thingy.
And foar drinks we shud cater for eberywun!
I buy a drinkshop an everywun can danse to tha cha-cha!
*Danse danse danse*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nat8Su_nHRo
deez peeps wanna joyne teh sillybrashuns, okay?
Iz cool.
They be haevin fun!
Da moar, da merryer!
hai Aydrean,
this is a littul late, but here’s a song fur ur selly brashun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BAaEXJIzIY&feature=related
Fanks Leeza!
*Chillaxful surfin foot-tap*
congratz aydrean!
is da chew in yr abatar?
‘Tis indeedz!
taht’s teh bluu nayme fayce ov joi, uh huh, uh huh, it iz!
conga rats shuelaces aydrean fur ur bloo naem, new abatar and uer nawt sekund commint!! sillybrashuns??
Fankyew Hashim!
Sillybrashuns are up there!
*Dans danse dans*
*Cha cha cha*
oh…**luks up and seez da sillybashuns**
k, i can haz join
Ov corse u can haz join.
All can haz join- iz pardy foar da peepol
Congratshoelaces, Aydrean!
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her cha cha*
Lulz. Fanks Ly- long tiem no see shake!
Or maeybez I just foarget seein yew
Eider whay!- *Shake danse cha cha cha*
Aiz bin bizzee. Hubbeh’s kidlets wuz bisiting.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*trowsers and t-shurt dansdansdans*
*Upfi shakes her cha cha thang*
oh, well.
*shorts an t-shirt dansdansdans*
*lindykat shakes her thang*
ai can nawt has danses fer lawng…has to tayke daddeh to teh medicare playce.
g’moanings, lindykat
Guud moaningz, Ly. Haow be yew, hubcap, an’ teh step-rugratz?
Teh kidlets wented hoam. Nao Ai ownlee has to cuk fer MIL, FIL, an hubbeh.
yay!
OOBARK…duzn’t haz anyting tu shaek.
nawt ebben a tail feavver?
*skurt and tee-shurt dansdansdans*
*Upfi shakes her thang*
cheeses twice its a lyon
get outta da car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Befoar it strykez!!1!
Jesus Christ its a lion get outta da car!! OH WAIT!! GET OUTTA DA CAR I MEANT!!!
plz to ignore dis commint kthxbai!
ignor whut? *luks innosent an points at teh pritty flouwahs* hey luk ova dere!!
Interstin divershunary tactics
Jesus Christ its a lion get in da car!! OH WAIT!! GET OUTTA DA CAR I MEANT!!!
giggle
mebbe we all get in an owt tha car ovr and ovr?
*wink*
Chineze fyre drill!!
*gets owt, runs arownd car, gets back in*
yeah and whut he says…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/20/its-a-lion
BINGLOL!!!
m0s, “cheeses twice” is purrfect!!
Wisconsin offishul slogan: “Americ’as Dairyland”
Wisconsin’s alternate slogan: “What a fren we haz in cheezes”
*snirkle, snarf, chortle, guffaw!*
“…awl our sinz an greefs 2 bare
wat a privilidj 2 carreee
eberyting 2 CC in purrayr…”
**Sung from the hymnlol, ob coarse!**
*heddesk*
Ayfinks I haz that hymnlol!
Wun uv mah fayvrits is Teh Lol’d Rugged Kross!
oh, wot peas we often four feet,
oh, wot needles paynez, wee bearz
when at furst wii do not cay we ebreting to cc in prar
haz u trialz n temp taste nomz?
iz der tribblez anni wearz?
wee shoed nebber haz diskurajed,
taek it to da louding prar.
Ai wuz drivin frum Minneapolis to River Falls, Wisconsin wun day wen I sawd a sine on teh rode fur a bizness dat claymed to be/have “Wisconsin’s Finest Taxidermy and Cheese.”
Hmm…wild annimuls stuffed wif cheez…tehyr doin it rong.
yummy
LOLZ, mary!
wunt 1 happee meel pleez, wif cheezburger.
U wud liek extra cheez wiv ur cheezburger?
dun worry, I eet yors 2.
R u gonna eet ur cheezpapur?
I wud liek to eeat mine cheezburger!
I think Sawa alredy eated it though
mayk dat elebenty leben cheezburger happee meels. we haz mutch cheezburgers and mutch happeeness.
Sutch happeeness can onli be acomplished thru da cheezburgers and kittehs.
And da cheezpeeps of curse!
donut feedz teh lion!!! r u crazee??? Cheezez!!!
wen lion is in car, we wunts him full and happeee…not growtchy and hungree, aifinkso.
we feed him donuts too??!!
I neva fort ob dat!!
mmmmm … cheezburgers an donuts … *hungree*
hey honey whears da bebbeh?
Teh dingo ated it… oops rong kuntry.
Anymals nawt ment “for take out.”
at leestdis wun comes in envirun mentaly byodegraydabul foarm: no styrofome contaynerz inbobled.
ur child, he had a flavr
wut fur dezzert…cuukies? icey creem?
ladie fingurs.
*snert*
wif shirlee temples. pleh spit out da curls
shirlee temple hareball, do not want!
Gud wun, Hashim!
*announcer voyce* And Hashim, teh cheez-peep, is goin fur an ICHC binglol rekkurd today, tryin to see hao menneh ICHC klassic memes he kin yuse onna single pikshor!
Lesse, we haz at leest 2 sofar:
JC, itz lyon, get inna kar
Yor ___, he had a flavr
(an teh pikshor sez “yor doin it rong,” that shuld kownt as a third, ifinsko!)
Cheez-peeps, kin we halp heem get a fyew moar?
We was goin awn a piknik, but i eated it!
Teh orinjy-browny wunz lyk that . . . is poysin!
Hez likkin himz own nose! Self-poysining sistems, engaged!
dun maek me eet u!!
I’z in yoor bakseat _______ ….
pwning yr driving.
Pikking up a lion hitchhiker in order to kwalify as a High-Okkupowncy Vehikkel:
Nawt so grayt ackshuly.
Nawt hi-okkupoancy bery long!!
In Soviet Russia, hi-okkupancy vehikkel eets *yoo*!
ROTF!
Oh noes! Poor lion! Pleez pleez, peeps, do nawt be doin this to a poor lion. Teh lion is ment to be in teh wilds, nawt in teh bak seet! An besydes, hez nawt wayrin a seet belt! An he’z porous! So don’t git enny water on heem! Do NAWT wash heem! Do NAWT tayk heem to a watur park! In fakt, on himz behalf, aym kallin a legal professional, an ayrline stewardess, an an aerobiks instrukctor!
An whyl aym doin “klassik trollin” letz add this wun, an oldie but a goodie. Short an simpul!
Um . . . photoshopt!
*harumph*
Why are all you people talking this silly baby talk?
Can’t you talk English like regular people? I mean, come on, what’s with all these typos?
an wot’s wiff the dots…………?
Aw, I luvs mah dots………………..
*puts orinj paw owt, jently taps teh dots onna hed, wun by wun*
My preshus!
(obligatory LOTR ref)
i maed a clever comment but werdpress eated it!!!!!
i maed a clever comment but werdpress eated it!!!!!!
my stoopy feelings cause i double posted, letmme show you dem!!!!
I gives u my burgers!!
(histerikal ICHC)
becuz wii can?
Ai’m a vet teck an ai approv dis messidj.
fanks gremlin!
i was busy earlier so couldnt reply then…
iz trying to maek a whirlled record?? wohoo!!
We mayks a rekkurd togethur!
An then we putz it inna bukkit.
(Sawree, itza lawng shot, but obligatory bukkit ref.)
bukkit?? i hope itz nawt bloo!!
an for ebreewun hoo haz missd it before, or hoo haz losted tehri link, heer iz teh link to binglol: (many fanks to teho for making dis fun gaem for us!!)
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
im soviet russia, safari takes you.
ai can haz help!
im in ur car
chekin awt ur lektrik winow opener fingies
drat my lak of posabul thumz.
inbisible dessert…in mai belleh
mah beeg pink tung – let me show yoo it!
This kitteh is full uv win and awsum!
did you forgetss….
SPLORT!!!?!1!
(Dis wuz not a reel splort, dis was a test of the merging sea sportcase binglol system)
Haddit bin a *reel* splort, teh CCC wuld hav bin summind.
I repeets: this wuz onlee a test! No CHRGs is needed! Kthx!
Um, wile I pretended 2 sport, my ristwatch seems to has disapeered.
but now I has a Zippo insted!
ooh, shiney! *holds ristwatch up to teh lite*
*wayrs t-shirt that sez “catburglar in trayning”*
**luks at da t-shirt wiff suspicion**
**talks very seriously**i only haz one fing to say… i can be trainy too?? pweaze??
Ohai, Hashim.
*luks stern* Yoo is a yung and impreshunable cheez-peep!
I haz to warn yoo to think twyze befoar imbarkin on a lyfe uv kryme!
Besydes, only LCB kin grant yoo status as a catburglar in trayning.
*powts* She wuldint let me wayr teh mask, so I stole wun uv these t-shirts! Mebbe nao she’ll think aym wurthee . . .
*luks hoepful*
hmmm…. so u mean i cannot join**maykes kyoot face**
besides, u iz also living a life uf crime!! we can share our wayz!!
Hay! Is u trying to cut me outta teh
lootloop?Hashim, I thought I gived u a application form a few days ago 4 teh catburglar in training program. Do not try to circumvent teh system. Teh condquences could be dire. And messy.
*pats industrial-sized drum of asploding dye*
*carefully*
**salutes LCB**Yes ma’am!!
i akshullee forgotted about da forms… akshullee, now i fink that
i’d be bettur wiff out da lief uf crime…
and dis iz fur gremlin, did i maek da ICHC record?? waz i successful??
Oh, Hashim. *pats Hashim onna hed wit gentil orinj paw*
*surveys teh thred kayrfully, uppandownansideways*
Yes, grasshopper, I finks we has mayd us a rekkurd.
BINGLOL!!! x elebenty!
Fankyoo fur yor halps, cheez-peeps!
*tayks a liddel bow, doffs liddel orinj hat to teh krowd*
*liddel voyce frum insyd wurmhole*
Um, Hashim? Um, kin yoo halp reskyew meh?
MaryO (see down below) has wunz agin thrown opin teh trap dor an I fell down a wurmhole! Halpmehkwikplzkthxbai!
dun worry!! halp iz on da way!! i’ll get mah pegasis kitteh in a jiffy!!
Ok, Hashim. That’s fine if that’s ur decision. U can return teh forms to me unfilledout, along wif teh moneys for teh Form Non-Filling-Out fee.
kthxcashonlyplz
but…but… k fine *sigh* here, taek da money**hands lcb 50$**
iz dat enough?
Um, yeah, by sheer coincidence, it’s exactly teh rite amount.
*feels moneys*
Hay! These moneys are wet! Did u get these from MaryO’s money-making-masheen?
*gives wet moneys back to Hashim*
*adds Fake Money Used to Pay Form Non-Filling-Out Fee Fee to Hashim’s bill*
huh? wait!!
dey werent fake!! mah dad gave dem to meh!! or did did he gab meh da fake onez??
DADDD!!!1!!!
Iffin dis waz ah reel mergingsea, u wood b instrukted 2 tern ur teebee 2 channl elebinty. Der u will c LOLcats soes u can LOLLOLLOL an bez happi cuz der iz nuttun else wii can dew 4 u.
ai made u a slim jim
but ai eated it
(road trip food!!!)
I haz a lion!
Thatz nawt a lion! *snort* Thatz reely a(n):
aardvark
babboon
camel
dawnkey
ellyphunkel
f . . .
funkee chikn
goosey gander
helicat
i…
iguana
jackbunneh
kangrool
l…
lacking opposubul thumbs kitteh
maus (wunder where he be hidink?)
ninja turtlol
ornj kittehs, non poisinous
‘possum, box 0
Quayle, Dan
Respectibiggle
S…
llama
mamba (blak, teh snayke type)
namibian goat
orangutan
possum (choklit)
querulous skwirl
rassin-frassin raccoon
sloth
tamarin
unicorn
venemaus snakee
walrus (nawt LOL)
Xsightable monkee
Yakkity yak…
‘Zacktly wot it luks like: a lyon
Hooray maryOspockn, alias sweepea! Whut a fun way to end owr liszt!
ohai, gremlin!
good to see you!!
*sekwit twap doar openz*
*gremlin disapeerz*
oops, i gotta kwit doin dat…
*just finishes taykin bow, disappeers*
*liddel orinj hat is last thing ennywun seez*
*verry liddel voyce frum far, far below*
Um, halp? Cheez-peeps? Ay is lost in a wurmhole, ayfinkso!
Plz to be sendin halp, kthxbye.
**Hashim goes down teh wurmhole riding himz pegasis kitteh**
**rescues gremlin frum da wurmhole and cumz out safetly**
wohoo… wat a ride!! didja liek it, gremlin??
*ridin on teh Pegasus kitteh wit Hashim*
Woo-hoo! Hey, this is fun! *wayvs to awl teh cheez-peeps*
This is a lawt lyke ridin on Ruby, mah ruby-throated humminburd hoo is mah trusty steed when I rayces!
Shall we tayk a kwik ryde wunz arownd teh plannit nao?
I haz never ridden onna Pegasus kitteh befoar!
*poynts orinj floofy fayce into teh wind*
of course we cans taek a ride!!
**tells pegasus kitteh to circulate da whirlled**
**rides da whirlled and seez all da scenery**
when u wana get down, jus’ say it!
Whoo-hoo! That wuz fun! Mah hed is spinnin a liddel.
Mebbe tyme to let me off? Kthxfurtehryde!
*saloots Hashim as he rydes away into teh sunset!*
ur welcum!! **salutes bak to gremlin wiff floofy paws**
and naow, i must rest… bye bye!!
fanks fur halping meh to maek da ICHC record!!!
*zzZZzzZZzZz*
I saw whut yoo did ther!
Whut yoo eeted was nawt taystee nor nootrishus!
road trip kitteh is nawt amused
Lion: Yoo seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill yoo.
Driver: Yoo seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
(obligatory Princess Bride ref)
I’m not ded yet!
(obligatory MP ref)
Dammit, Jim, I’m a doktor, nawt a lion cahuffeur!
(obligatory ST ref)
Driver to wife on bluetooth:
aiz got teh pleh feelin bout dis. (obligatory Star Wars reference)
Hotblack is spending a year dead “for tax reasons”, though he is still psychically alive. (semiobligatoree DouglasAdams sortofHitchiker’s guide ref)
“*TWWWWEEEEEEEEEEET* Offensive pass interference!” (totally unneccessary NFL ref ref)
Non-gratuitous use uv ugly vehikkel . . .
Cat-lyke passenger detekted!
gremlin, yur fabulosity n mastery ov ebbery ICHC cliche is wurf elebenty x elebenty burgers!
WOW!! i was gone for an hour and when i came bak, there are so many posts on mine as replys!!
k….
takin a trip on the monorail lion!
Lion azza bak seet dryver – do nawt wunt!
posted dis above in teh thred, but heer it iz agin so no wun misses owt: teh link to binglol (by teho)
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
Cubs in the rear-view mirror may appear larger than they are
Meet Loaf REF FTW!1!!!!!
Letz lissen to teh big guy sing it himz verreh own self!
Meatloaf, Objects in the Rear View mirror, curtesy of YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37GrbCUvZEM
Oh wayt, I givs us a two-for. I tosses in wun uv mah uther fayvrits – Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Tf2lQvDz0
Fank u gremlin!!!1! Dat is bery kind of u.
Big kitteh loves to go by-by!
but try gettin hur in teh carrier!
No, fank u!
It wuz bad anuf tryin 2 get Josie inna carryur, an her nawt has the poynty endz!
Mornin,awl !!!!
Fer doze dat haz nawt seen yet,ai has piks uv the Meeshigun Cheezneet awn mai profile. Dere are no capshuns,so here’s teh who’s who:
Jeani(demoncat53) iz teh fair maiden in red & black.
Melissa(teenie)is wearing teh sunflower wreath awn her hed(dere iz a pik uv her hubby,Mike,too).
Wendy(zski)is wearin teh straw hat & iz singin in teh nawt-sekkund pik.
Ai iz teh one in strange clothes.
Marfa(Pwndby2Kittehs) iz in teh hospital bed.
Look closely,and u will eben see one uv Kafleen teh Donkey !!!
Fanks, ai will go luk!
Ohai eeckthecat!!
it must have been fun in da cheezmeet!! u musta enjoyed!!
Ohai,Hashim….lawng tyme no talkee!!
It wuz teh bestest tyme….ai wuz nawt shur abowt the RenFest,but it wuz reely great.
Too bad it wuz so HAWT dat day !!!
Ya, long tiem to talkee!
oh… but well, u gotted to meet each ovvur!! and thats gr8!!
Eeck, ai luuked an nawt did cee piks laik yuu sed. Were dey be? Ai wantz see Marfa…
Luk below in her profyl. Dey r der. She jus loded dem to dey’s nawt showin up in pikchurs tab yet.
Ai seeded tehm! Fank yoo, ETMCM!!
Yay!
an dere waz Marfa! Hi Marfa!
*lindykat wayves 2 floofy paws*
Ai can seez yoo!
Adn u doan luk sik! Can u haz goin hoam sun?
Tha green drinksie luks berry scaries
I fink I be lukin at da rong wunz
Green drinksie iz frum Lost Wages trip in April.ai wuz at teh Star Trek Eggsperiance in teh Hilton. Drink wuz berry deelicious,but strawng,too!!
Hopefully everybudde can see teh new piks…sometymes dey appear & dissappear….
Luks lyke you hadz fun. Costyumes grayte!
Marfa, yu luk grayte, too Yu be awl helfy and back to yur kittehs real sun, yu betcha.
*snerk* Kafleen! Ai seez her!
Iz dat Melissa’s hubbeh ridin Kidney Stones?
Yew iz funnee……
Dat iz our jousting “champion” ….
hims wuz berry entertaining.
U kno ai lubs u, eek. {{{eek}}}
Ai still waitin 4 teh packidj wif Nala innit….
Has u shippd hur 2 mi yet?
Ai fink u wanted Nikita….she iz teh floofy grey one.
Ai tells her ebery now and agin dat sumone in Kentucky wants her….
Yup, dats teh wun!
Sew, duz hur wanna moev or nawt? Wat duz hur say 2 u?
Ai sez,”Duz u want to go to Kentucky”, and she just blinks lazily and goes to sleep.
Nawt shur iffin dats a yes or a no.
Oooh!!! Cheez-peeps! *luks at pikshors, brayks into a smyol, tries to tuch fayces gently with orinj paw, luks confuzzled, tuches them agin*
Lukkit those beautimus fayces! Those luvlee smyols! Yoo is awl just as beautiful as I pikshored! Fankyoo fur showin us whut yoo look lyke!
Fanks fur sharin ur dai wiff us! An Marfa luks sew helfy an happi! Yeah!
{{{Marfa}}} {{{eeckthecat}}}
ai don’t see any pitchers from da Meeshigun Cheezmeet. ai bin lookin since yesterday. boo-hoo. ai cudent go to da meet, and now ai cant look at pitchers. ai has a sad
This wurked fur meh:
Klik on eeckthecat’s bloo naym onna post.
Scroll down teh payg.
Pikshors is listed down below (not on pictures link yet).
They sez “eeckthecat uploaded a new picture.”
See them now?
i haz taken a similar pikshure to dis, only difference, nawt a lion
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1874639
awwweee… taht is such a sweeeet goggie
Gud afternune, siobhan
Gud ebening, Hashim.
hello oobark!!
how r u?
Ai haz had a ‘bizzy’ dai, shawping wif teh mutherly owl. Took awl dai an’ went to elebenty playsiz, but she (hoepfully) gawt wut she neededed.
Thats a big kitteh.
That tasty liddle goggie usta lyke to stick hiz face out while ridin in teh car, an naow dat I has E-10 the anoyink liddle runt, I feel strangely compelled to stick my face outta de window while riding in de car.
*snork*
Dang itz a hawt day! But I fink we’re goin to a water park. Dey said sumtin about gettin Sprayed!
An then we’re goin to teh zoo! Hooray!
Hooray!
Yew canbe kewl an enjoy da kittehs at da saem tiem!
I be wishing yew a brilli- brilan-…gud dai!
R pawsiblee tutored.
fanx eubie
hey, wile Annipuss is lunchin wif teh laydeez, we can haz planning moar aboot ower twip to Lunnon fr the 2012 Lolympiks adn stays at herz howze? I aer shure she will bee imprest wif ower orgamizashunal skillz
hoo wudn’t??
I fink we cud fit more peepz in if we yooses air mattressez and stacks dem on cot-fraymes, kind uv like the littul sleep-cubby fings in Japan?
Ai wanna b awn top!
Of course you do…
owl..obark, i awl wayz haff 1dered abowt yer approx age
nawt nosey *yea write* jest wunda
shud wii bee bean pg-one-three round yoo?
ai’m middlol-ayje…owld phart
ai haz threi air mattressez wii cud ues.
Ai can bring wun, too! Ai will nawt be deturred bai a stoopy rivva flowing in teh way.
no problum…teh air mattressez… they flotes!
wut leeza-b sed!
*waevs paw wildleee frum frunt row*
i canz bring a ginormaus aier compressor to blow up the aer mattresses.
iz a lil larj, and berry berry noisey (so bring yr eer protekshunz) . and cum to fink of it, riiilllllly uglees.
i don’t fink anni will mind, dough. sheez so nize.
mebbee i shuld cranks it up & pwaktiss cuss Igor has been tweeking it to mek it moar bettah.
*CHUGGACHGGACHUGGA*
*pssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
BOOOOOM!
oopsie
dint meen “blow up liturallee…
Igor nawt be reedin teh innstrukshuns, jus lik ebery udder man (man-lik?)?)
Igor thinks of teh innstrukshuns as more, umm, guidelines … that’s it, guidelines. Ai meen, the onliest reason he swiched MO’S’s genyratur to newculur power wuz to reduce global warming and save teh pololar bears. He’z sure taht by 2012 he’ll have it working just fine. Srsly.
…iffn he doan blow up the hole sheebang inna meenteim! No global warming cuz no mor globe…Ai guess taht iz wun wai 2 dew it…
taht’s OK. Annipuss haz YNG woo repaints teh wallz frum teh splosion.
Den teh splosion waz wurf it! Maib ah liddle fyre gotted started 2? Soes teh well-oyled haff-nekkid fyermenz can come 2?
I wheel “kitteh sit” teh bebbeh foxmouses that hang-owt inna her bakyarrghd and keep them buzzy sew they doan git into any trubble with awl the festiveties going-on. kthnx j
mebbe keep dere littul hanz, er paws outta twubble by giving dem reesponsibilitees.
Like garding da hen howse?
Ai will halp kitsit, 2W2B2S!
awlwrite! our herding foxes kits skillz … luttuce showz yoo!
ohay DK- um… how close is u to Vankoover?
maybee we can
invadestay at ur howse fur the 2010 Lolympix??Mary O’, yu can yuse yr super tendril powers to mayke teh blackberry brambles weave a hole nu haus fur us all in teh backyard. Nd to wifdraw teh blackberry pointy endz tu, kthanx.
yesh!
i starts teh plottings of my strategery fr Operashun Bramblebush rite nao!!
Annipuss be surprizzed to kom hom nd see whole nu haus in her backyard!
Wif so menny cheepeeps stayng there, it mite bekom a sekund nawty barn!
maybee inlist Brer Rabbit to halp?
Hao will Brer Rabbit get along wif all teh Brer Foxses out dere?
“Please, please don’t fro me into teh briar patch.”
oh noes! I wasn’t thinkin bowt teh fockses.
i was thinkin he cud show us how to get rownd in teh briar patch!
*getz tiered of strategerizink*
ooo dis thimking is hard. my hed hurtz
*invades anni’s naybor’s yard*
Hunny, luuky wat ai brouted hoem!
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Wat? U sed u wantid a kitteh.
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Hooz gonna kleen dat litterbocks?!?!?
Iz a scareh fought.
I fink yew shud cleen it!
Ai nawt kleenin it!
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Lessee, hoo can wii maek kleen it? (Hoo’s nawt heer?)
Annipuss!
Ai haz menny speriences kleenin the beeg lyon litterbockses. Ai can has volunteering for teh kleenings. Jus mayke shure the beeg lyon kitteh nawt in teh litterbockses at teh tymes, kthxbai.
safari, sagudi.
de kitteh haznt eeted eny uv de wyldlyfe. he is gettin hungry en been bery paichent about wayting fur lunch.
howebber, dos teenajers wif de boombocks rap haz got to go. marge, opin de backdoor en let fluffy get hiz own lunch.
chu yur fud tin times befur swallowing. mind de bling. it gibs yu constipayshun.
Da kitteh shud be congrashulated on his pashunse.
Iz gud to rid da park ov dem peepz.
Kitteh needed to get his owwn meel, he lykes it bbetta dat way.
I be finkin dey shud be moar trustwurfy wiv da kitteh and not luk him in da car as much.
Uderwies- he may go for dem!
guud moanings, eberywun.
Ohai, Oobark!
Did upfi waek u agin dis moarnin?
LOL! Noep, tihs tiem, it wur teh Zeus kitteh.
DINT do it! Ai swares!!!1!!
Good mornin 2 u 1, oobark! Fanks fur faboritin awl does LOL u does…Ai been pickin frum dem fur mai faborites!
oops…gud morning to u too, it shud b….
Den ur jus lik most ob teh rest ob us!
darn
Hello, Occifer. Wuz ai eeting too fast?
Dat’s teh uglyist kulur kar ai haz eber seen. But at leest it maches kitteh’s tung!
Jesus Christ it’s a lion get in the ca- oh wait…
Ai noe Kafleen teh dawn key ansurred tihs sumware esle, butt ai cant merember ware:
Iz tehere a wai to fined awl yore oan poasts?
fangz tew awl uv ewe
bbl tew czech respawnsez.
ummm… does anyone know the times that the pictures appear on the homepage?
yoo meen foar nawt-sekund? guud queshun!
no, not random….the timez haz been posted for rayces…
on weekdays, in US Eastern time, they appearz at 9:00 am, noon, 3:00 pm, 6:00 pm, and 9:00 pm. Plz to translate to ur own time zone. Weekend timez r different, not sure ov dem.
or is it random?
Luks liek sumwun gotted a soovineer frum dere vacayshun in Kenya.
Ohia, Hashim!
Will Simba luk jus lik dis big passinjer kitteh wen hez awl growed up? He wood mak ah gud watch-kitteh, ai fink so.
well… akshullee, when people luks at his pikshures, da furst fing dey ask iz, “Iz she a she?”
and i’m liek *sigh*…. so dissapointed in SImba… i can only hope if he iz dat manly liek a lion!
Cheeses twice its a kar! Get in the lyon!
lol, me gotz ma laffing fit fur da day
Bravogue Tonee!!
Kar feevz wull B eeted!
Ahm in yer kar, givin u a raspberri!
Ah thawt itz wuz “a tiger in your tank” nawt a lionz in yer bakseat!
meh rememberance ob de oldie commercials, letz meh sho u itz.
That big kitteh looks like he has his eye on something he wants to NOM!
http://www.omnomnomnom.com
ah tink ah wil NAWT bee takin shelterz inna dat cabe, kaiyikezbai!
JEEZUS CHRIST ITS LION GET IN DA KAR!
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o noes…
i haz a paradox!!
Fotoshop
Ur doin it rong.
Wantz 2 splitx cab ryde upstown? burp
and sum peeps fink teh MIL in teh bak seet iz bad……
ah wunner whyz whoeber iz takin teh pixure duzzen sai….”um Jerry? Stepz owt ob de car beryyyy slowlyyyy”
When I took this photo, I would really have liked to know what the hell they were doing with lion in the back seat.
The tongue adds something special
that’s a liger right dere
yay Lol cat!