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i lik teh kittehs
’shes once, twice, three times a tabby!!!’
LOL! Ai liekz dat wun!
congarats twice n a row Sairys!
*dans dans dans*
……….dance………dance………….dance…………….dance…..*rest*……dance…….
dance………..dance………dance……….*drink punch*………dance………………..dance
It’s my kitty and I’ll purr if I want to, purr if I want to, purr if I want to!
Iz not tabbee
Corn graters. Top uv teh 6-way macrame. Wot wud u liek fur sillybrashuns?
me gunna try fer 3-peat tis evnin too, then i wont do it tomorrow. ill letz sumwun else get teh glory uv da Nawt Furst.
*whispers* Ai fink u meen nawt sekund!
OOPS *skribble skribble*
me gunna try fer 3-peat tis evnin too, then i wont do it tomorrow. ill letz sumwun else get teh glory uv da Nawt Furst.
OOPS *skribble skribble*
me gunna try fer 3-peat tis evnin too, then i wont do it tomorrow. ill letz sumwun else get teh glory uv da Nawt Sekund
srrysrrysrry, my kat jumped up cuz he wunted fed, i took car of him tho (he lik tuna)
Liekwyz aim shur.
Notis tu awl:
Plz be cumming tu shampane resepshun
Fursdai, Oggus 28, haf past 9oklok pikshur
Sur Real Meting Haul, Cheeztown.
Might I inquire as to whether you have actually reserved the hall?
Wuz ai deling wif da rong pursun, Sur Real, insted ub Sir Real? Iz geting so yu cant tel a pursun bai hiz abatar ennymoar.
Da (noe) Cash Bar iz reddee…
Fankyu, Lord Aahz. nd ar da boiz redy? Dere 200p towlz shud be clene.
Yesh, milady! Kleen wite 200p towlz n fraishlee-prest blak tyz
Babe… I got you babe…
oh, fanx berry much for dat eerwrm AND eyewrum of Sonnie & Cher. grumblegrumble…
Two for the price of one…
Dis has gave me a remembrants of Grounhog Day
Pass teh eerplugs
*puts lil sticky note on annipuss computer screen dat sez “while you were away…”*
*lil boxz checked for phone call & please return call*
re: follow up on cheezpeepz organizing meeting this morning. call at earliest convenience to confirm removal of back wall for construkshun of guest housing.
ax for Ed Al, Vogon Construkshun Co. kthnxbai.
Az lawng az Ai aern’t payin, Ai doan’t mined. Dey will haz 2 cleer teh blakkberris nawt sekund!
*Gets out the Custom Zippo with One Gallon External Fuel Tank*
Stand back, ladies…
Mined teh fensin, dat bilongz 2 nex dore Ai will haz 2 pai iffn dat getz Zippo-ed
O, Ai fawt we cud pik da berreez nd maik pi.
[HOMER] Mmmm…..blakkberriz. [/HOMER]
moar liek kittyOFFkey!
harry & sallee sing surley wif teh frinj on taup
In front of Ira!
ohnoes! no wunders the IRA was all up in arms.
Ira furry breffist et.
okayz, you made me a joak but i no can gett it.
.
splain?
O, sry. U does’t speak lolatin? Don’t be teh mad. Ira furor brevis est.
fanx!
LCB yu iz tu aaryudite fur yur oan gud.
Ai hoap nobuddee notis ai taik orf mai shuz tu rest fete fur tumor ebent. *wigul toze wif playsyur*
*Skampurrz in adn tikkulz deh bare tootsiez*
*runz away fast*
ai fot ai smelt roziz……ohai ur majisteee. hau rt thau this fien morn?
It b afternoonz heer.
I b gud. wii been kleening owt deh storij bayz. taking a brake noaw. mai feetz iz up adn I b habbing deh cold bevrije.
*sip, sip*
*gibz cweenmj survints tu rubbings hur feetz n fan hur wif oztrich fevurs fan*
I can haz YNGz!!!!!?????!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
opz: donut let huzbin see dis. 
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wel wut duz huzbin kair lawng az he dunt hab tu du it?
wii wimminz niid pampurin n dis harsh wurld.
ai fot uv a funny, a hurst pullin a u hol…. hehehe
dere wur wunc a man hoo maed himz wief prawmis tu bury him wif awl himz munneez. sinse shii lubd him she sed ok. well wen hii died, an before they closd teh lid, hur frind saw hur putin sumfing in teh coughin wif him. hur frind sed ‘yu dint rilly put awl doz millions uv dollerz in der did yu”? teh wief sed “ai shur did, i promisd ai wood. if he kin cash a check hims kin habbit”……
hehehehehe!!!!dat wun krak meh up eber tyme….
Tee hee. dat tikulz. wut yu be waring tumoro? Mary sez she nawt hab ennyfing. Maibe we nedes a lizst?
aprunz awn surbing wenchez
bedez
cwawfyur hare
dimund ringz
emruld tarara fur Dame Janet
f.
Fuzzy green nikkerz
Green shooz
Hat uv teh fabyooluss varietee
I…
Icelandik wul shawl
Joolree
Kulurful bedez
Lacy unnurware
Manicyurd hanz
N
Nekliss (dymund, uv cors)
Oanlee da bestist dress 4 Mais Oui
Prittee eer-reengz (dymund, uv cors)
Q…
Quintessential lil black dress
Rhinestone Cowboy Bootz
Sapphire eerinkz
Tiara fr teh royalz
U…
Unnerwearz., lacy — fer deh gulrz
Vests adn cummerbundz — fer deh boiz
White Dimunz perfumez
X….
frum teh moobie. merember dat seen?
no, not dat wun.
teh wun where day are singing.
Furly with the Singe on Top. Another gourmet classic served at the ICHC Greasy Spoonerism Cafe.
aisle sing wot she’s singin.
Mous, can yu tell ur bruvver mez srry?
I will if you spell my name right…
I him. He’s me. You don’t need to apologize. It was all in good ICHC fun.
i no hes yu and yu’s him and WHOOPS, im reely srry bout ta nam
No prob. Has fun.
Oh an Maus yu’s haz teh privewige of lisnin tu ma furst grate hit!!
Eye uv teh Kitteh
Risin up, bak on da street
Ded ma time, tuk ma chanses
Went teh disdanse, now me bak on ma feetz
Jus a Kat an his will tu survive
So manny times, et happins too fas
Yu change yur pashun fur glory
Don loos yur grip on da dreems frum da past
Yu must fite tu keep dem alive
Chorus:
It’s da eye of teh Kitteh, it’s teh creem uv teh fite
Risin’ up to teh challunge uv owr rival
And teh las nown sirvivor stalks de prey in teh nite
And he’s wachin’ us all in teh eye uv teh Kitteh!
Bwavo, bwavo!!
*floofee pawz klapping vigruslee*
RAAAAAWKSAN!!!!
Hee! Ai lubs taht sawng!
And IIIIII-E$EEEE-IIIII will always love youuuuuuu…
choklit rain!
Mai mai, Kitteh – wud sharp teef yew haz!
pheeeewwww…. fish breff!!
Dood. Tic Tac. Srsly.
“Drac’s back! Ai wanna suck yur bluuuuuuud!!!”
Ai wanna rox
ah…ah…ah…ah…stayin alibe, stayin alibe…
U knows, from CATURDAY Night Fever!
C! A! T-U-R! D-A-I! Nite!
C! A! T-U-R! D-A-I! Nite!
.
Gonna keap awn pownsin 2 da rok n roal
Awn Caturdai nite, Caturdai nite
Pownsin 2 da rithm n owr hart n sole
Awn Caturdai nite, Caturdai nite
I-I-I-I, I jess caynt wayt
I-I-I-I, I gotta dayt!
.
At da gud oal rok n roal rode shoa, I gotta goe
Caturdai nite, Caturdai nite
Gunna rok it up, roal it up, caterwawl, haz uh bawl
Caturdai nite, Caturdai nite
.
Iz jess uh Caturdai nite
Iz jess uh Caturdai nite
Iz jess uh Caturdai nite
–frum da Gray Kitty Rollerz
X from Hazzelhoff
X from Mrs Ozzzy
X from the kind of Brit guy
compleetlee off topic, but iz saw storee on intertubes and wanted to shair.
Bonnie is German howscat (not sheperd) who hid under tub when workmenz wuz replacing pipes. When deys dun, dey seeld up wall, wif Bonny insides. She wuz wallde up for SEBEN WEEKS!!!!! finely her momma herd her hollerin and pulled teh wall down and fownd her and nursed her back to well. CLAPPEES FOR RESKEWED KITTEH!!!!
just thowt it was neet storee to shairz.
Fanks fur teh naice storee evieee
O teh hawrribul! Poer littul Bawnee an poer Bawnee’z mama nawt noewin wayr hur kitteh wuz fr neerlee tu munfs! I iz veree glad dat ebreefing turn owt okeh.
teh ebil vet had told Bonny’s momma dat she shud just put Bonny ta sleep…But her momma sed NO I’m gonna make her all better an she did!!!
“She’s almost back to normal now. This morning was the first time she’d jumped onto my bed again,” Hoppert said.
happee jumpins on teh bed.
Shaym awn bad vet! Moast vetz ar gud an wud b aybul tu tel wen a kitteh iz reelee b-yawnd halp an wen a kitteh jest needz a lawt uv kayr, but dere alweyz b a fyoo bad appulz traiyin tu spoyl teh bunch.
Teh kitteh wuz 14 lbs goin in, and 3 lbs comin owt, IIRC. Nawt much moar den fur & skin & bones aftur hur ordeel. Hur momma sed she awlmoast diddin rekugnize Bonny except dat she KNEW hur bebbeh’s voice. Such a sweet storee! Ai lubs teh happitayl endings.
I gotted 6 munf old kitteh frum farm. her had eermitez, distemper, 3 kindz uv wermz, and fleez. Vet sed, “putting hur 2 sleep, hur won’t making it.”
I sed, “no, hur iz replaising kitteh dat got runnd ober.” I not gonna bury anuzzer wun yet.” He gaving her antee bio tikz, vitaminz, de-wurmingz, de-fleaing, adn de eermiting. Hur libbed 2 b 19 yrs old. ♥
your love breeved that life into her
kitteh healing hands…you has them!!
Hur wuz berry speshul kitteh, ifinkso.
Owr cweenmj can haz da lurv n da kyndniss runnin obber owtta herz hart… ♥
I hazza stoaree wat will mayk ebben da hardist uv hart awl sawftee n mooshee n maykz ur ayz leek, sew I nawt b taylin it heer… 
…
But I hazza beeg sad n mai hart winebber I heerz bowt farm kittehz …
…
I goez hoam naow………………
ok. U goez home noaw. Haz a gud ebening.
Schmmooz toooo yoooooz.
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
schmoooz 2 U 2
ah juss lubs ur abitar eviee!
Kant unnurstan wy it tuk so lawng tu heer da kitteh ina wawl. Kitteh, Attilla hoo uzed tu lib heer crold intu car hud in Oggus in hawt town. Dortur strat car, oopsy! Attila cawt in fanbelt, crak hur plevis. Hab tu stai in kariur most ub tiem til beddur. She limp sum aftur but ok.
Kitteh wuz unner teh bafroom uv a diffrint apartment. Doan noe why doze pplz diddint heer — unless dey wuz stayin sumwer else durin teh remodeling process.
Weze nawt singin in teh wain,
Weze hatez singin in teh wain,
Wut a gloriuuus feeelin,
Weze goin inzane…
join teh crowd AfriCat, we allz got SPLORTed too many times.
Wen kitteh ais ar smielin……..
Yer lion eyes …
*deeep breff*
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTT!!!!!!
Nawt a sown form teh
*deeep breff*
PAAAAAAAAAAYYYVVVVMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!!!
Has teh muun lorst her mammree?
She is smylin alown
Tankyu beery mush
Ai’s heer awl week
Behbeh cryin, shallay furteen
Trai teh tryp!
Mune haz mammreez?
I thotted it wuz uh MAN n da mune, nawt wooman… 
*Throws every shoe he can find*
Rassinfrassin cat!
Get off the fence!
Sheesh!
Randy: Dawg! Um… I mean… Cat! You really brought it!
Paula: Yeah! Wait… What?
Simon: Yeah! And I wish you had left it wherever you found it!
*hook like device appears from stage left adn pulls amber off*
*sigh of relief from crowd*
ROFLMHO!!!!!! elebenty!!!!!!
But ebberywun sez tehy LYKS mai ren dishun ob “mammrees”! Waaaaaaaahhh!!!
naow, naow, notz 2 crie… heer a silk hankee fur u 2 drie yur teers an bloe ur liddle nozee, k?
and look how fortunate yoo aura taht no1 jumped on yoor “mammrees”
for a phunneh
there there Ambee, Hazzelhoff and Mrs Ozzie are…
sending you to VEGAS baby !!!
*pat pat pat*
There there Amber… u sowned byootiful.
Coz this is cheezland and itz all byootiful!
Now ur IRL singing… that may be diffrent.
Ai liekd it, Amber!!! Deez ppl *mite* haz sum sort of *dramatic pawz* AJENDUH!!!
*luks arownd suspishuslee*
*runzawaifast*
Hooooo boi derez a hole lawt o shakin goin awn!!!!
“MAMMMMAAAARIIIEEESSS…ALL ALONE IN TEH MOOONLIIIITEEE…”
we luvs to sing teh song
…from CATS, of coarse
oe noeeee!!! dares anuvver 1. deys multiplyin!!! do sumfin, kwik!!!
*hook extendz frum stage rite*
*pullz catalogical humor kikking an skreaming from stage*
*odd eeyanz wipes collective for’heds in releeefs*
“U have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn’t for u, I would never have gotten to sing ‘Memories’ on the stage at the Wintergarden Theatre!”
“Well, actually, u only got to sing ‘Memo-’.”
“Frendz” FTW, if’n i rimemburz riet?
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING! We has another wiener!
Tell LOLDemon whut LOLDemon has winned, Johnny!
I thot he winned a wiener!
**dewin bestist Johnny Olson voys**
U can haz winded uh lyftym sply uv klorofill toofpayst uhlawng wif uh yeerz sply uv Rys-uh-Roanee, da Stan-Fran’z Disco treet
…
Oar U cood trayd it 4 watz bihynd kertin nom-burr 3 (but nawt da luvverlee Kerrell Merrell… O wayt, nebbermynd — datz da rong show…
Aw stoppit u guize, Ai iz laffin so mutsh Ai startid coffin!
Its nawt teh coff taht carrid her off….
…tis teh coffin day carreed her offin.
Lolz- u reminded me uv this wun:
*ahem*
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go!
Heer lyes Lester Moore
four sluggs frum a forty four
No Les No Moore
Ma lurvded Pa
Pa lurvded wimmin
Ma kawt Pa wif 2 n swimmin
Heer lyz Pa
eye tookted pitchurs of teh boothill inna tummystone in arridzonnia anna tehre werz summa funne hedpeeces tehre….eye dismememember diz bery mene of tehm doh…….eye noded taht teh clantonz weerz “murdered on teh streets of tummystone”, sumbunne elze wuz “leegally hangded” (lolspeek myne!) n der wurz moar, eye dismememember dem.
mai flavorite toomstoan:
“I told you I was sick”
Deth bai bananananana?
Herz obveeyusslee nawt b taykin da sef-difents klass 2 purr-tekt aginst attakurz weeldin fraish froot…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RKTSwAVaoU
Oh that is priceless.. I hear them now
ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING, GET THOSE CATS ROLLING, get those cats rolling along..
Speekin uv gittin da catz roalin, dis is prysliss 2:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/66347/cat_herding/
Hurding dem fru jello iz eben beddur/ oar wurs , az da kais mai be.
izza wunna mai alltimz favoritz cummershals–wuz teh suberbool wun wuddit??!!
anna i onlee herded wun bebbee kitteh wunce!!!
I’m ridin’ in ur car
You turn on teh radio
Yr pullin’ ovr
I just say no
I say its bat country
But you know I’m a liar
Cheezes christ get in teh car, ooooo oooo,
LION!!!!
LION!!!!
oo ooo,
LION!!!
♪♪ In de jongle, the quiet jongle,
De lion sleeps tonite….
cats in deh cradle ann… a silver spoon? dunno rest ov teh words now i looks like a loon!
Ebreebudee wantz tu b a kat,
b-kawz a kat’z teh ohnlee kat
hu noez wayr it’z at.
Ebreebudee’z pikin up awn dat fee-laiyn beet
Kawz ebreefin els iz awbsoleeet.
Teh leerics to that one am here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/14/funny-pictures-furring-all-deh-pants-at-ones/#comment-215085
::skrachez hed:: Dat nawt b kwait hao I rimembur it gowin?
Whut? U mean there is anuther version?
*skracthes loldemon’s hed*
Eh, must hav rimemburd it rong.
Fank u fr skrachinz. Ich b gawn nao.
Hay, it’s customary to tip.
*points to tip jar*
heer u goes, one shinee goldplated cheezburger fur ur trubble, k?
*tipz jar ober.*
Takez munneez.
kthxbai.
*runz away fast*
Thx, AfriCat! I is goin to donate all today’s tip jar moneys and goldplated burgerz to teh Fund for teh Prevenshun of Having Ur Kitteh Walled in By Plummers for Sebbin Weeks.
*goes to tip jar, finds it empty*
O noes!!1! Teh pore walled-in kittehs!
*Wrings hands*
*Realizes that I’m wringing AfriCat’s hands*
*Keeps wringing them anyway*
oweeee! y u ringin mai bellz… ai meenz hands fur? iz u tryin 2 sqweeze teh last cheezburger owta meh?
Noes! I beez teh distraught! Somebuddy steeled teh moneys that was gonna go to halp prevent kittehs from getting walled up in teh wall behind teh wall teh plummers put up in teh baffroom! Now teh kittehs is gonna stay stucked!
*cries for teh pore kittehs*
Da “Walled-Inz”? Wuzznt dat un oald famblee teebee shoa?
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G’nite, Bonnie
G’nite, LCB
G’nite, LOLdemon
G’nite, AfriCat
G’nite, Aahz
G’nite, cweenmj
G’nite, John-boy
This is no laffing matter, Aahz. As everybuddy here knoes, I is vry dedicated to sertin charities. I reads to teh deff chillrens, take teh flud victims to teh water park, and clothe teh hongry, just to name a few. So havening teh moneys that was gonna halp teh walled-in kittehs steeled is devustating 2 me.
Just wait until teh deff chillrens hear about this. It’ll brake their harts.
i sry LCB.
heer, it gibbing u deh munneez bak.
Derez gunna b moar borked hartz win da blynd chillunz c da sadnizz awn ur fays…
An teh noyz frum teh myoot chillunz craiyin wil b sumfin awful.
Da catz n da craydull n da silbur spune
Liddul boi bluu n da man n da mune
Win U kumminz hoam dad? I doan noez win,
But we’ll gitz 2gevvur den, sun
U noez we’ll haz uh gud tym den.
♫ ♫ Oh and the cat he’s, got sharp teef dear,
and he keeps dem, pearly whyte ….♪♪ ♫ ♫
i lubs dat song!!! but mai rememberer b borked…… wuz it bobby darin??
Bobby Darin did it early altho I don’t know if he wrote it. Satchmo did it biggest Ifinkso.
Originamally, it was frum Threepenny Opera by Bertoldt Brecht,
wif moosick by Kurt Weill
pooor sum gushyfuds on MEH
in teh nayme ub LUV
pour sum cheezburgers on meh!!!
kant gitz enuffz
::thonk thonk thonk thonk thonk::
AAOOWWW!!
Y u pore cheezburgrz awn meh? Iz jest a sawng, fr CC’z sayk!!
Dronk kareeokeeey kittesh alwaiz singin teh def leppird
LOW-LA! LA-LA-LA-LA-LOW-LA!!
(Mah dadee sed dat teh yoosful fing abowt dis sawn iz dat eebin if u iz veree drunkt, u kuld yooshoowulee stil belt owt teh korus. Giben hao intu it deez kittehz seem tu b, I haf tu ges dat dey iz at leest a biht tipsee.)
Wundur if kittehz noez dat Lowluh iz a man.
Yup, yup – Low-la’s menz. Ar mebee alzo da Low-la frm da Kopakabna – seh wuz a sho-grl.
2 diffrint Low-luh’z
Kopa-cat-bana: “Herz naym wuz Low-luh, herz wuz uh shoagerl…”
Low-luh (Keenx): “I noez wat I M n da I M uh man n sew iz Low-luh…”
Akshulee, if I rekawl kurektlee, lien iz “an Aiy’m GLAD aiy’m a man a sew’z Low-luh,” rayzin teh kweschun uv weddur Lowluh iz glad oar Lowluh iz a man.
Terns owt it wuz baysd awn teh x=peereeyens uv wun uv the band membrz hu gawt radur dronkt an went tu bed wif sumwun hu did nawt ten owt tu b kwaiyt wut he x=pektid kum mornin n sobraiyitee.
Oar sew teh storee goez
O, mah mistayk. Wikeepeedeeyuh sex wuz teh Kinz’ mahnajur hu had teh x-peereeyens wut n-spaiyurd teh sawng.
Tee hee – SUPRIZEEZ!! Aifinkso!
I…wanna rock and roll
All night!
And party everyday!
Mee 2! tee hee purrrrrrrrrrrr
me test smileys
8| B) :p
Ken Lee! Tulibu dibu dowwwchoooo!
oh man, I LOL just thinking about that video
if kittehs win karry okee kontes they can has cheezburger as pryz?
i sign them as record deal, get 35% of all chisburgers earned!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
use money to buy LOlrus a new Bukkit…
Ya.
i wierd.
i noes.
no need to point it out.
…
bye! *runs away*
Dats nawt so weird, dees daiz der iz no tellin what mite sell as if it wuz moosic, an if it don’t sell, well, 35% of no cheezburgers is no cheezburgers.
Mai kittehokey sogn gose liek diz — *ahem* (sorrie, hairball). *ahem*
Firs Ai wuz afreid, Ai wuz petrophiid…
…Ai wil cerviv, Ai wil cerviv!
thx *bows*
kbai, aifinkso.
whut?
whats dat wierd purple ting next 2 ma name????????????
i alreadys haz pic???
halp gize a am noo here
Ohai Mr_Sushi, welcom 2 cheezland!!! da weird purplol fing iz ur kwiltee. itz ur symbol, c? ifn u wanna knoe howto git a reel piktuur (abatar) u shud ax CweenMJ. she iz owr Kween an techie expurt. weelll, we hav manee expurtz, butz she iz teh 1!!!
Mr_Sushi! we are happy to have you here wiff us in Cheezland, de kittehs are alweys eggsyted about the arribal of high quality raw fishees. I has been lurkin on dis syte furebber but only bin postin for a liddul wyle and I sujjest dat you go to CweenMJs log (find here mane on tawp of a comment and click on it). Under the CATS heading (tird or forf down on the left) yewl find ICHC COMMENTS TIPS and ICHC HELPERZ. Read them from tawp to bottom first and then see if yo still has kestshuns. Also look at the Lolspeek wiki, after you choose a pikchur to look at it will say “Learn Lolspeek …” underneef the pic, click dat and then you’ll know everything you need to run wif the big cats.
Awww shukz.
adn such like stuffz.
*lukz down adn digz tow in durt*
I duz b habbing sum helperz fer deh noobeez. And fer deh tekk no fobez.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
it b full uv stuff like how 2 getting avatarz adn bloo linkeez and riting in bold adn making deh smileez
Muh Cween, doan be so modest, I readdeded yer helpers and I turned blue and got muh avatar werkin onna first try in about twenny minnums. I coodna dood dat wiffout yew.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat! I did!! I did taw a puddy tat!!!!!
Lubz deh avatar!!!
It is the only reesin I started postin. I foun dis old PEZ dispender an I fot WUT a cool abatar dis wud be fer sumbody. An now (wif yer hep) That sumbody is me!
Nd an intresting purfile tu.
“I’se a complica8ed man and no one unnerstans me but muh woman – Shaft”
Fur wut itz werf, ai lieks yer purplol kwiltee. Datz mah favrit kulur.
*tries to taek Mr Sushi’s kwiltee*
*toez teh grownd*
Gud to haz yew heer!
Um… Mr Sushi — ai iz sry. Ai did nawt meen to sownd rood & be taykin yer fingz. Ai just lubs yer kwiltee & wud liek to haz wun dat kulur (mien is teal, which is ok but purplol iz beddur).
Plz to axept mah aplolojee.
Welkum to cheezland! It iz a wunnermus place wif lawts uv nice pplz.
*pours Mr Sushi a refreshin bevrij*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!
Hai NS. I b sew glad u polologyzed 2 Mr Sushi. I awlwayz b telling peepz dat Cheezpeepz b deh nisest peepz in dhe whirrld. fer a minit dere i thot i wuz rong. *Takez NS 2 deh Tybooteek and *
*findingz her a nice purplol floofee kwiltee fing.*
Dere, noaw u b habbing wun uv ur berry own.
iz am just a kitteh gurl
livin in a kitteh wurld
life in furr….makes me purr
Gud nite Eileeeeennnn!!! an gud nite 2 alla peeps an kittehs, itz 12:00 o’clokz (mid-nite). in teh muddle eest an i hassa go sleepeez, g’nite!
*FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-lines! Whoa whoa whoa, FEEEEEEE-lines!*
*heddesk*
…
♬
[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[HIM:] I got you to hold my hand
[HER:] I got you to understand
[HIM:] I got you to walk with me
[HER:] I got you to talk with me
[HIM:] Igot you to kiss goodnight
[HER:] I got you to hold me tight
[HIM:] I got you, I won’t let go
[HER:] I got you to love me so
[BOTH:] I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
♬
*shakes fist at rodney*
i Just got rid o dat eerwurm and now this!!!
wot did i ever do to you, rodney, to deserve this?
*sob*
*holds head in handz*
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH We’re halfway THEEEERREEE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER!
TALK MY HAND, AND WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER!
DOH ITZ KOELD AN LOENLEE IN TEH DEEP DARK NAAAAAAIIIIYT,
AI KAN C PARUDAI-AI-AIS BAI TEH DASH-BOERD LAAAAAIIIIIIIYT!
(wel, dayr iz tu uv dem.)
Wat song iz itz u wanna hear?
**FREEBIRD!!!**
Caturday night special presents to u… THE BACKSTREET KITTEHS!!
Weeeen de nom hitz ur ais lieka big pizza pye, dats amore!
Wheeeennn… an eel lunges out… and he bites off your snout…
That’s a morayyyyyy….
Kittyokey, u okey, u okey Kitty?
I can haz photoshop?
lol