No…stoopid…..it’s ctrl, alt,
No…stoopid…..it’s ctrl, alt, then deleet
dis kitten needz sum halp wif da alt button.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Kimk
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weeeee
ten it weel do da blu screen thingy
Sicks-wai macrame sairy! Hau u want to sillybrate?
*grabs ohahtahgoosiam ten starts to danc round room*
i dunno, somwun grab degoggie and we play pin teh tail!
ill get teh kitteh grandstand
I hopez u not b pinning tayl on Kafleen. Her wud not liking dat.
Oh Noes!! Cweem MJ u r sew rite!~ kafleen wood b firmly aginst dat hole plan!
ut oh ten…. ummm… EBIL MOUS DID IT *runs away*
*Gets out the Mutant SweePea Tendrils of Doom*
*The tender green tendrils envelop Sairys like a mummy*
Would you like to amend that statement? Hmmmmmm?
mph-mmmph-mmmffffffff!!!!
* pets and charms the tendrils of doom * now ebil Maus u kno full well dat Sairys was juss giddy frum hur furst nawt sekond. Every one juss settle dawn.
* wraps tendril thru braids in hair*
I’ll just keep theese safe fur now.
Sairys, please b a gude kitteh and pawlogise tew maus
me srry meester Ebil (an me no a ‘hur princess (to prevent future askidents)) and me know not tu mess wid Ebil, he jus leetle mor dangurus than Mous. but me gotz tu go now so evree wun STAY CHEEZY!
*standz wif tendrilz akimbo*
Has you bin steelin & spearminting wif DNA?!!?
*returns sweetpeas stray tendrils*
*charms the ebil owt of dem, helps Sweetpea get awl straitened out and recurled properlii*
*floof*
*bookay o fragrant sweetpea fluerz majikally appeer fr teh princess*
*SNIF SNIF* AH SEW DEELITEFUL!
Just a few cuttings I took a while back…
uh ohes
* cue da onimaus erm, ominous musik*
ummm, ebil maus,
yr not teh wun who has “stoled” teh “sweetpea”
ICHC profile thingy, r yu?
I am not. The “Maus” and “Petunia” profiles were stolen also. That’s why Maus and I have to use “TheMaus”. If we ever catch the culprit, we’re going to get out an extra large can of WhupAss and use the whole thing on the varlet…
Huh? Sumwun stoleded “Maus” and “Petunia?”
Yup. Weeks and weeks ago. I wrote The Cheezes about it, and they swaifd there wasn’t anything they could do. So I created the “The Maus” profile. MaryO had the same problem with two of hers. Very non-Cheezly of whoever did it
Oh – read furver down teh fred & gottit.
Wen WP wuz eeting awl mai commintz & givvin meh majur stress, cweenmj sugjested dat ai chek mai WP profile aginst mah ICHC profile. Ai had difrint e-mayo addies on teh two. Wen ai changed teh WP e-mayo addy in mah profile to match teh ICHC wun, mai commintz stopped getting eeted.
Mebbe dat iz teh problum wif Maus’s posts?
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
NS, I don’t have a WeirdPress account. A couple of us geek types think that WeirdPress has some kind of automated process that monitors the comments looking for profanity, advertising, and other kinds of “keyword” things. Those comments go in a queue that has to be manually reviewed and released by the comment moderator. Mine eventually passed muster, but it took an hour or so.d
*danses round adn round wit sairys* (well, its kinda goose step)
Wud u liek sum brownies? Ai hab sum left frum yesserdai. Tehre still gud!
whu cars brownies gud alla tim
Congratshoelashuns Sairys!
Sorry I was laet to da sillybrashuns- I was walken the goggie
¬_¬ He be a burden sumtymes….
If he’s a burden then ur doin it rong.
Walking teh dog means teh dog does his own walking.
U can tells him I saidso.
*sings* He yaynt hevvy, hez mah goggie!
Congratshoelaces, Sairys! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
lets do da cotton eyed joe and I’m gunna probby danc all nighty
*me gotz ma nawt furst nawt furst weeeee*
newun got teh goggie yet, i gots teh tail!!
did yew eber here dat verzion ob cotton eyed joe by de Swedish (ifink) tekno-pop grup Rednexx? Dat r pozzibly de mozt bizarre song eber
yup, i treyed tu keep up wun tim and me fall down…
Iz noes Seedish… oh hai, yess, maibe teh r. *blush* Silly anneeho.
Uther Seedish mjusek iz bettah. Rednexx noes iz no moor.
* hands Sairys a plush toy goggie (sans tail) *
*princess, jus say Ebil did it*
an now u see how dat sort of ting cin get u in trubble….
Ekzkuz me wile ai putz a sine up heer.
At 10 shun, plz
Shampane resepshun tumoro, Oggus 28, hafpast 9oklok pikshur
Sur Real Meting haul, Cheeztown
Plz awl trai tu cum. thx
PEBCAK!
hiya Mous!
dat is NAWT a comp lee ment wen teh tech support cawls u dat.
Nicer tahn teh I-D-10-T error code, Ifinkso….
Haow bowt “hardware error” …
…
…
… dere’z uh loos nut awn da keebored…
anee way they are nawt in the chair, theys onna keybored
adn it kant be teh I-D-10-T ewwor. deys kittehs! itz fizzachly imposable!
I dunno. Yoo haznt seen my dawters two new kittens…
Maus I has a curious… do you have kittehs?
Just never heard u menshun any.
Leeza, WeirdPress won’t let me reply here. I’ll find another comment to reply on…
In Lolspeak. I hoep tihs werks.
Nawt foar teh lass several yearz. Mai daughterz developeded allergeez wehn dey werz liddill, sow we “swicheded” ta dawgz. We currently haz a Llhasa Apso (teh name meanz “Little Lion”), wich iz az clowz ta a cat dat yoo will ever getz wif a dawg.
Dey boaf gotted ovah deir allergiez a couple uv yearz ago, sow we’re finkin uv havin catz agin. In teh meantyme, we visitz teh “Gran’ Kittehs” dat mai eldest daughtah haz.
ink wiring mines wanna no…
I have tried to reply about 8 times, using all of my personae. WeirdPress will not accept the comment. I must be setting off their “spam/content” bot.
Let me try a shorter answer.
We don’t have cats at the moment, but we do have a Lllhasa Apso, which is almost a cat
. We are thinking of having cats again, but in the meantime, we visit my eldest daughter and play with the “gran’ kittehs”.
One more try. We haven’t had cats for several years. My daughters developed allergies when they were little, so we “switched” to dogs. They both got over their allergies a couple of years ago, so we’re thinking of having cats again. In the meantime, we visit my eldest daughter and play with the GrandKittens…
hmmmmm. did yr creative license expire?
oar you can haz controbersiul naems o kittehz???
I try antser in lol. No kittehs now. Goggies. Finking ’bout gettin kittehs nao dawters is growed. Until we gets sum, we bisits dawter an plais wif hers kittens. Dey is berry silly and berry cyoot and plory nawt gonna grows up to be rockit sighentists…s…
We had kittehs inna past, but dawter gotted ‘lergic to dems.
Is dawter nawt lergic tew dems nao oar difrunt dawter hoo has cats?
Dawter wif cats now is nawt-so-lergic nemoar. Jus snifuls nao and den.
4 more tries. All failed. MAJOR PLEH! CALLING MAJOR PLEH!
Ohai Maus, mebbeh yoo cood putting it awn yer profyl…juss a fot
FK, I has thot b4 that mite be a gud idea for peeple wif issues goin on 2 keep us updated on their sityooashun…. the pleh healths, sick kittehs, etc.
See MJ, teh frend thing mite ackshully have a useful after all!
Mee 2! Sew menny tyms Ai want moar info awn ssumfing wuz sed in passed, but nawt noes ware tew luuking fur dem…Such as–Was a forever home ever found for Happy Cat, the 1 frum Arizona, the last I heard, a man friend was considering it, can’t even remember who had the cat to begin with. My swiss cheez brayn, let me sho yoo it!
oh dat wun I noes!
Happycat wented home wif Romeow/Colleen!
Not sure if forebber, but at leest he’s in a better
plase for now!
Oh fanks leeza!! Ob kors-romeow! Nao ai berembers!!! Ai aslo fot sum cheez fren (a gui) sed he wood tayk Happycat, adn nont aks me hao Ai membering dis part, butts he wuz juss getting ober loss ob hims kitteh.
Haz u ben using ur Sir Spam-a-lot persoonae??
Not for the last several years. My daughters developed allergies when they were little, so we “switched” to dogs. We currently have a Llhasa Apso (the name means “Little Lion”), which is as close to a cat that you will ever get with a dog.
They both got over their allergies a couple of years ago, so we’re thinking of having cats again. In the meantime, we visit my eldest daugher and play with the “Gran’ Kittehs”.
OK, so the rassinfrassin spam bot let ALL the comments through now. Sheesh!
LOL!
Didn’t meen to cause u an agonee.
Werdlesspress… the system we loves to hate!
Sowry u has bin kitteh-depraved.. I had a frend IRL that wud LOVE
to has a kitteh, but her husbin has an allergie.
She makes a GRATE kitteh-sitteh tho!
awn teh plus syde, Maus, at leest nao wii awl no zactly haow meny kittehs yew had, whai u doan hab dem no moar, whut u dew hab, adn witch dawter can haz teh kittehs fur u tew plai wif!!
*lukz at teh multiplololol postinks o maus*
*patpatpatpat*
you can haz my symphonies, er sumppumphies, uh, sympatheez.
hmmmm. [in teacher voiz ]
adn wot did chew do to mek werdpress do dat? hmmmm?
oh, BTW, do you has any kittehs? you nebber menshon any.
AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
wot?
*ROFLMAO* :LOL: :LOL: poor Maus gonna getz skinny fingerz frum tew much typinz
*snerk*
Wate- maybee itz not werdpress AT ALL!
Maybee Maus’s DID can has mannifesting
itself on his posts now….!
wher Ebil at todays?
You rang?
o hiya Ebil, howyu be? (Mous is being all techinickal an mez no get et)
I’m well. However, my PC is on fire (see below). HELP!
activate teh Firewall!!!
*snertz*
Otay, aisle byte,,,wot PEBCAK meen?
Mai eggnorence, let mii shoe u.
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
altho in dis caes we can haz Problm Exitz B’tween Cat and Keybored?
where’s teh ANY button????
It b rite next 2 deh panic buttin.
MOVE!
Sed teh tekno-geek tew teh n00b
Wye won’t u lern
Oh, boi!! morning eerwurm. Fankz Annipuss!!
♫♪
Wear haz awl deh flowerz gone?
Long tyme passing
Wear haz awl deh flowerz gone?
Long tyme ago
Wear haz awl deh flowerz gone?
Gurlz haz pikkt tehm ebree wun
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
♫♪
Wear haz awl deh yung gurlz gone?
Long tyime passing
Wear haz awl deh yung gurlz gone?
Long tyme ago
Wear haz awl deh yung gurlz gone?
Taken huzzbinz ebree wun
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
♫♪
Wear haz awl deh yung menz gone?
Long tyme passing
Wear haz awl deh yung menz gone?
Long tyme ago
Wear haz awl deh yung menz gone?
Gone fur soljurs ebree wun
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
♫♪
Wear haz awl deh soljurz gone?
Long tyme passing
Wear haz awl deh soljurz gone?
Long tyme ago
Wear haz awl deh soljurz gone?
Gone tuu graveyards ebree wun
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
Wen will dehy eber lurn?
♫♪
Wear haz awl deh graveyards gone?
Long tyme passing
Wear haz awl deh graveyards gone?
Long tyme ago
Wear haz awl deh graveyards gone?
Cuberd wif flowerz ebree wun
Wen will wii eber lurn?
Wen will wii eber lurn?
♫♪
bwavo bwavo!! **clappity clappity wiff floofy paws**!
u maed it ur self?!
Ohai Hashim, ifinkso cween ‘borowed’ frum teh passed….
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMp5YBW-nJ4 Kingstron Trio heer, butts aslo dun bai Peter, Paul & Mary, Joan Baez, Peet Seeger adn menny udders.
ok, fanks fur da linky fikshunkitteh!!
Dis b an old song dun bai Peter Paul & Mary. ritted by Pete Seeger.
It b frum deh 1960z …….Waaaaaaaaaaaaay b4 u wuz bornded, Hashim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLe9pJSRas0
Dat song alwais maek mai iis leeky. War iz sutch a wayst uv lief.
Truu, truu. Wen will wii eber lern????
Ohai Hashim, ifinkso cween burowd frum teh passed, menny peeps has dun dis lyk Peter, Paul and Mary; Joan Baez, Pete Seeger adn udders. Eets a war protest sawng… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMp5YBW-nJ4
gaaaaaaaahhhh!
*liddel voyce frum far, far away*
Wher haz awl teh gremlins gon?
Long tyme passing
Wear haz awl teh gremlins gon?
Long tyme ago
Wher haz awl teh gremlins gon?
Down teh wurmhole, everywun
When will she ever lern (nawt to trust MaryO)?
When will she ever lern?
Pleez to kum bak to teh previous thred an reskyew me frum teh wurmhole, kthxbai!
‘K – I haz bin reskyewd by Hashim, owr gallant yung cheez-peep.
This izza publik serviss nouns-mint. Keep an ey on that MaryO! If she opins a trap dor, watchowt! *nods hed* I noes, I haz bin ther, haz teh t-shirt! kthxbai
twasn’t moi, wuz the Ebil Maus used da cuttings to make Mutant Tendirls of Doom!!!
*giglolgiglol*
really?
dat is wun of my favorit songs…so beeyootiful an troo.
gotta deleet goggie pix
Teh halp desk iz nawt halpful
awrite…wares da mowsee?
ah sed refresh!
Hey,Moe! Hey,Larry !
Spread out!
*Slap Slap*
Eek! U inadvertintlee gibbed mi a eerwurm!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAfXdb5LsA
…..and nao ai has one,too.
yu haz advanced in yur ebilness by posting dis linkke, rhasb.
Dis eerwrum Hertz!
O, woisegui!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…
Hey,Maus….haz u checked owt teh cheezmeet piks awn mai profile yet ????
It features curvaceous ladees in medieval garb……..
GOILS!
WhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoop!
Woof! Woof!
Lemme at’em…
La-de-DEE la-de-dee!
Lookit da growse! Lookit da growse!
Whare did u take teh pix, Eeck?
Was it perhaps at… NIAGARA FALLS?
sloooowly ah turned…step by step….inch by inch….
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard and Dr. Tinycat!
dat meh faborite stooges epizode butz ah cahnt remmemmbr dr tinycat been in der
Ai haet dem ergo-nawmick keebords, alsew!
Word, sista!
Wat u sae wii taek teh Zippo 2 ebery wun wii sees?
Capital idea!
*Gets out Zippo*
*Lights the keyboard in the picture*
Oh Fragglesnot! Now my PC is on fire!
U nao owe royalties to Danae, i fink so.
I stared at your comment for lo these many minutes thinking “Huh? What?” until The Light Bulb of Enlightenment popped on. Except that Danae copywrited “Farglesnot”. But I’m willing to wager that’s where I got the inspiration…
*passes o’er spare LBOE*
hmmm. sounds like a set up for a joak?
how many mauses does it take to change a lite bulb o
enlightenment?
None. He has his Ebil Minions do it…
hehehe….
kwik fros teh blankee over teh puter tew put awt teh fyre. pretty shur Ebil Maus wul dew sumthing Ebil ef ai uzed fyre stinguisher awn it adn eben moar shur dat ef ai let it burn sew teh fyremens wuld kom tew put it awt, hims wuld reely get Ebil!
tie ping wif teh noze nawt sew easy, akshewly!
Stoopey puter!!! It nawt ‘membur me aftur singin awn!!1!
misslion, howz u bee feline todaze?
{{{bluesfan)))
A littul bettur, fanks!! Da payn is tolerabull 2dai. nawt sew much paynpills.
Dey maek me REELY LOOPY!!1!
Duz u gets tarred ub teh loopy feelin affer awhale?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
***Y, Yes, az a mattur uv fact, Ai du!! Fank U 4 asskin.
Aftur awhile, Ai DU burn owt on “TEH LOOPY FEELIN”…
MIND U, Ai onlee taek wut Ai need,
jus enuff, nawt 2 muhcly,
cuz dat wuud B drug abeuse!!1! *gud hebenz!*
Adn GAWD FORBID dat Ai shud feel GUUD oar ANY kind uv
enjoimint oar happiness or **reeleef** during dis mots
paenful momint in mai lief!!1! Juts a few dais is awl…
Ai gotz nuffin 2 du…Ai dunt haz 2 go 2 werk…mai bois du da chorz…
teh billz R paid…Teh frig n cabinets R stocked…
If Ai wanna lay around for a few daiz adn B LEGALLY STONED
wilst Ai HEEL, adn B a silly-hed wif no responsibiliteez BUT 2 HEEL,
den Ai am goin 2 wallow in it N enjoi it 2 teh best uv mai capabiliteez!
Aifinkso!!1!***
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Now let’s mayk a lol-hooman and subbmit it.
iz dat kitteh komitteh geek sqwad?
mai pawket pwotektor…
let me show you it
Sowy 2 butz in, but LolDemon maded aberry impawtunt anownsmunt on the “K now read forth line plze”… fred. Plz 2 b reading, k? Plzkthx.
dis sumbunny’s sick ideer of Tech Support!
Mez gotsta go cheezpeeps, i guess i see yu laiter
an heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! an burfday fairy wants to wish a ekstry-speshul HAPPEE BURFDAY to burfday fairy’s momma, hoo i fink miet not want me to say how old she iz but she luks an aks like a lady 20 yeerz yunger!! happee burfday mom!!
!! an now heer are hommaed cakes (maed frum teh risipees in teh 1968 bettee kroker cukbuk my momma gibbed me wen she gotted noo wun, an it nebber fayls!) in mane taystee flavrs, all shaped liek teh faymus casstle caek she maded for my brudder wen him wuz kid. also tootsyfrootsy punch, pointy shiney party hats, an party bags wif sparkly bowncy balls, sparkly pensils, sparkly kandees, and sparkly kitteh stickers! an knofettiz!!
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knowledge, i haz it!!
but dis is a mac…
ohai, sinse it camed up in teh safari rid thred, i am, az a Publik Serbis, posting teh linky to teh binglol, wich wuz made long tiem ago by teho for teh fun an amoozment ob all teh cheezpeeps:
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
if yoo duznt liek teh wun taht coms up, clik “redraw” an it gibs yoo diffrunt wurds on teh card!
haz fun!!
Cat-like IT Staff Detected
Uh fwend uf main had uh kitteh dat sended mesijiz on AIM. Grannit dey wuz nawt reely gud mesijiz. Dey wur liek ‘fuishfusiegeisbfsibgysifgiyddddddddddddd’ n stuf. But stil uh smart kitteh cuz he new hao 2 pres da ennur kee.
hmmmm… ai hassa pondur, doez anee ov teh cheezfrenz hav teh crypto… erm… brakin teh codez skillz?
ai fink ‘fuishfusiegeisbfsibgysifgiyddddddddddddd’ mite meen sumfin!!!
It meens: “Operation ‘Bad Dog!’ succesfully completed.”
“huh? diers a maus in mah moniter? *pounce*
**BOOM!!1!** ouchie… “
Haha, silly cats, I have that keyboard though!
Deleshunz. Yur doen it raowng.
if u no has oppoebal fumbs,
that type keebored is not rilly any more ergo nom ic.
BOO… go to linux, no alt+ctrl+del, for login!
owow, three cats.
wez needz thumbez
such a silleh kittehz