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Cheezburger Network Blog
see, rite hear in my lol dikshun airy
rite next to gushie fuds
and cheezburger. we can haz betta alfamabet dan hyumanz.
Ai wuz so dazzled bai yur nawt second, followeded up bai two REEL seconds – an awl ov the werthee, taht ai cudn’t say enething at awl. Just sat heer an wached it happen!
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It wuz a joi to see! LOL!
Ann hooray fur tessm, hoo awlso beet aut awl those reelee reelee fast peeple..
Ai unnderstand, wehn yoo sahkez tehm, they ar “verey interesting.” Oar so he sed, eneway!
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Ar yoo going to teh TY BooTeek??? Ai see Phillipe iz heer too – purrhaps he cud show yoo where he fouwnd teh Nawtee Barn Sno Globez.
Mary – teh awnlee Peruvian fud ai remembur wuz teh soop wif the chikkin feet innint.
Ai sud luv to bring sumthing to teh Peurvian feest – butt – doo ai hav to wayte fur “s” ??/
ohai, Janet! fr sillybrashun we can haz peruvian fudz? cuz i aer going fr lunches at peruvian frenz. TTFN
liszt of paw sibull fuds:
Alot o raw fishes for teh ceviche
Beer- prolly not; Inka cola moar likelees
Ceviche wif straaaaaaaaaaange, raw kreechures
Danzing
Every kind o potatoee
Fish, raw (see above)
Ginormous servings, must eat or will be insult
H…
…time passes
Had lomo al jugo, not ceviche
I duzn’t need an akla seltzer, yay!
Just enough fuud
Kids ate no veggies
Lomo saltado is similar but haz potatoes
Meat safety-wish dey knew it
New jar of rocoto was
Opened, is made of red
Peppers, mostly. very pi-
Quant,
Rice was served wif
Split grne peas awn
Taupe.
Uvas (grapes)
Very large servings.
We must eat it all or twill insult teh cook
Xtremely ripe mangoes
Yes, i yam full.
zzzzzleepy time nao.
Mary O’…yer a geeni-uss…. nevah duz yoo seas tew a maize meh1! aI lubd teh pitcherz awn yer blog tihngy furm PURROO… sum kynda amaizeeng!
Buy teh wai, werz yer swit pee avuhtar??
GMTA Mary O’
An congrats at bien top uv teh tye!
fanx! did werdpress warn you two dat you wuz poasting too fast? wuz berry annoyink!
it wuz telln me that yesturdai!
I just told it pooey and kept posting!
Ohai mary O!!! conga rats on ur nawt sekund!! (i know, i’m a bit late *sigh*)
once, i got dis error, “ur posting commints too quickly, slow down!!”
and it eeted mah commint!!
WP just luvz to eeting deh commintz. I b ty ping too slow for it tuu telling mii I posting tuu fast. LOL. It just eeting dem 4 no reezum at all!!!
i fink word press’s daily noms r our commints!!
RUN AWAY!!
ai are NAWT cheeting!!
fankyoo JCH4K foar teh invi… innbi… asking mee to tye bootik!
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an heer iz mai bobblehed kitteh! http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1842669
Mai lol dikshunree sez so
And teh epidemick of GMTA continyoos!! U me and MaryO!
All uv owt brane power combined… think of it!
oops, Hashim 2!
An Hashim az well. We iz asz gud az a pyooter!
hmmm… never seen a ty on GMTA!!! this is a furst!!
We had sebrul yistidai wen u waz bizzee shoppin!
hmmm…. missing one day on ICHC is such a big deal, NEVER AGAYN WILL IT HAPPEN!!1!!!
Wow! With all that brain power you could… walk and chew gum at the same time… Use TWO-syllable words… tie your shoes…
Sez teh inventor of Surly Curry!
not only that, we could
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Apply for ohai-paying ocyupashuns
Byte off more tahn ew can chews
Cross off teh crosswurd puzzles
D…
Disien nyoo lols
Eksperiment wiv Maus’s Zippo
Find fings owt
G…
Grabbity, harness teh power uv
Halp teh splorted wif greater effishuncees
Investigate stranj dispeerance of ristwatches and fyremens calendars…
Jump 2 konklushunz
Klime deh hiest hites
L….
Juggle and post on ICHC at da same tiem!!
Kangroo jumping wiff da kangroos (fur fun!)
Listen to music and do work at da same tiem
M…
Join LOLcat groups
Karry kittehs
LOL even more
M…
Maek nomz
Nick da contentz of tha fridge
Opin tins withowt a tin-opener!
P…
Pik teh rite stocks an get rich
Quit shredding teh cowch
Run, run, run when teh door opens. . .
S. . .
Sip water and nom food
Train a hooman and watch tv
Undercover agent fur two companies
V….
Vanquish inbisibul prey
Wash all over wif tung
Xerox hoomans credit card and order gushifood online
Yowl in teh night (ok, we duz this alreddy)
Zamboni, have career as driver of
Develop new – uh – developments,
Engineer stuff,
Follow the yello brik rode,
G…
Desine nu costooms to ware for teh hooman’s Halloween. Teh ones in Petsmart are laym.
Find noo wais to get fish rappers owt of de trash.
LERN HAO TO OPENZ TEH CANZ OF SAMMIN IN HOOMAN’S KICHIN!!!!YAY!!!!!
iz a nhonor to bee ink looded in yr GMTA.
*walking and chewink gum*
*KLONK*
QED…
STN
So is “gushifuds”. STN.
itz rite heer in the lolspeek dickshunaree.
ai am kitteh and ai noes my wurds. so there.
ya, check out mah lol dichunary!!
AND, I gets a TRIPPUL word score!
An teh wurd kitteh is just *loaded* wit teh letters Q an Z . . .
So we gitz extry-gud poyntz!
Or mebbe that shud be spelld . . .
Q – I – T – T – E – H – Z
twelvety-eleven poyntee endz! ai meen, poynts! FTW!
dats curtainlee an asseptabull alturnit spehlin.
and if you challenge it I will show you my pointy ends.
Iz twelvity beeger dan elebenty? Ifinkso.
deffinitelee
We shuld invent teh LOLspeak scrabble…..nebber anee arguments abowt how stuff iz spelled.
Adn ebbereebuddy wins. Ai lyke dat!
Agwee!!!! It wud be fun tu spehl tings deh wai u tink an maek scores ahl ober. Ai deffinitelee wanna plai dis!
Once ai pikked up ledders in scrabble, and in order ai pikked em up was:
WEEEIRD
Wow, dat’s weeeird!
We awlreddee has a nice Binglol gayme tath Teho made. But a scrabbel gaym mite bee fun, too!
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/for-icanhascheezburger-binglol.html
Ware beez Teho? Bin missin 4 lawng tahm. Come BAAAAAK shane. Oops, meen Keh.
Oops, mean Teho. Wut a goob! (mai on sef, nawt Teho)
GOOB! Haven’t hurd taht in lawg tiem. (Tho i prolly bin usin it maislef
wifowt eben notissin…)
Nao deres sumfing teh Cheez Frenz kin plae wehn tehy gitz togevver IRL!
Mai famblee plaid yeh gaim affer Ai had left hoem – dey cawld it skwobble coz uv awl teh agrymints is cawzd
WIN!
U sayed dat da lass tyme wii played Clue! Eye gusseded da YNG, in da nawty barn, wit de iron and u sayed eye wuz cheatin!
(Woodent ICHC Clue bee phun?)
Yesh!!!! Amung suzpecks r caretroll, YNG, orinj kitteh, an….
Igor, Ebil Maus, or one of hiz minyuns….
Lolcatburglar! deffinitelee
it wuz ceiling kitteh wit dat CHRG in cheezland
Just because I am Ebil, that makes me a suspect?
I am a victim of Profiling!
If teh profyle fitz….
Jes try awn teh glub, EM!
If teh glub nawt fit……
U kno teh rest!
Ohai RHSB! Ai lefted u a noet inna commintz awn teh “No, its not that bad yet” piksur (ware u akst fur sum ov owr rayn). Itz neer teh bottum….Ai’ll wayt heer wyle u goez n reedz it. *Luks arownd fur sumfing 2 plae wif*
Ai heer upfi haz been wakin peepl up an tehn denyin it!
It wuz lolcatburgler! In teh librerry! With a (shiney gold) kandlestik!
*luks hoepful* Um, did I win?
I am innocent! I have nothing to hide… literally…
Ai will maek sure u nawt hidin ennyfing.
**rhsb pullz up a chair**
Nao, turn arown, berry slowlee….
*Shrugs*
OK…
*Slowly turns around*
So…?
Oh noes! It wuzzint LCB!
It wuz teh yung nekkid guy
In teh nawtee barn
With a . . . . !!!!!
*kuvvers mowth with pawz, luks shokked, luks away*
… shillelagh …
An ay kin see hez gawt hiz Irish up!
*slaps paw over own mowth*
Did I jist say that?
no, no, taht wuz 2 pikshures ago!
*hands Gremlin furst class ticket to teh NB*
Do not pass go, and be sure to colleckt ur 200 p towl on teh way.
*putz hed down, slinks away to teh Nawtee Barn*
B keerful owt dhere! Wii haz a noo horse named Kidney Stones and he tends 2 frow peepz.
Iffn ai evoydz teh hoarsy, kin ai com 2 NB? *Tee hee*
THAT’s a gud idea too! So menee gud ideas awl ov a sudden.
Tawkin uv eye deerz, Janet… Ai haz a boen 2 pikk wiv u! Hoo had teh brite eye deer uv sujestin dat awl teh peepls cud stai at mai hows wen teh `limpiks cum 2 Lunnon?
acshually, ai thot ai herd it on teh NBC at teh clozing ceremonies, when tehy wuz talking about the 2012 limpics. That must be how peoplez founds out about it. But donut worry, annipuss. There will only be elebenty gazillion peeps or so. No problem.
Ummmmmm Hooo???? Az Phillipe suggests, ai THINK, tho ai an nawt shur, that Mary O! and ai hurd it awn NBC . . .an tehn we gotted awl egg sighted!
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Oh Annipuss, yoo must admitz, it WUD bee fun! An – Pooh! 73 iz teh noo 43! Dint yoo know that???
Ai wud sertinlee lub 2 meat awl teh frenz Ai haz fownd heer – juss nawt shore `bowt habbin dem awl 2 stai wiv me!
Nawt to wurry annipus. As yew noes, teh kittehs is very easy houseguests. Tehre will be no prawblems. Wutz teh wurst that cud happen?
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Arrangning yer furnichoor the way WE wants it
Bringing home teh bacon. Then eating it.
Cooking all yer cheezburgers. Then eating them.
D…
Doin yer laundree (YNG I meen)
Eetin all ur choklit
Floofin up ur pillows to hide teh cookie crumbs in ur cowch
goggiee baiting
hairball hockey
inbiting teh nay borz over
jousting
kibbitzing after midnite
laboratory rearragning
messing up yr cabinets
nosey, being
opening doors dat be closed
peeking in closets
q…
quik setting cement pouring
reely fun finger painting
steeling yr gud silver
TV watching at all hourz
Umbrella opening
Versimilitude
Wotteber seemz funn at the mometn
Xtreem spoartz
Yelling at the kidz on teh lawn
Zownds, we can has funz!
ooohhhh. I can just see deh noo line uv Parker Broz. Games:
Monoplolee
Sry
GusheefudLand
….
PurrrrrrrrCheezeee
Chineez Cheklols
Trivial PurrrrrrSoot
Shoots and Lol-ers
Lolderdash
Fiction-ary
Ai seez eer fur!
**rhsb pulls a LCB an takes kitteh, 2 luuk at it inna lyte**
ATTENSHUN PLZโAI HAZ A SURGERY ANNOWNCMINT
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4 DOS UV U dat mist it onna preveeus thred!
WEll, many of you were not aware that I tore the Miniscus/cartilage in my right knee, back in MarchโฆNot much fun!!
Anyways, after several months of going back n forth with Med Ins Coโs, I finally got my MRI done which led to me having to have Orthroscopic Surgery done on my kneeโฆYesterday, Aug. 25th, bright n early at 6am I was at the hospital.
HA, well, yesterday was literally a โtripโ! Surgery went well.
I got home & thereโs like, no pain & Iโm thinkin, โthis is pretty kewlโ! And I proceeded to fall asleep off & on, ALL DAY LONG!
One minute Iโm there, the next Iโm Konked out and wakin up going, Hhmmmmmโฆ I donโt remember goin to sleep!??!
As I went to bed, I could feel my knee starting to hurt so I took the pain pills the Doc told me to take. I slept ok, not the best, just in & out Okโฆ NOW, this morning, โI has the painโ โฆWOWโฆ Not so great, akshully!!1! Everybody is tellin me to keep drugged up as long as the Doc says, so, with this kind of โOWOEEEโ, I think I will!!
I got like 8 movies before surgery and 3 books so I will have stuff to occupy my down time. I did all the major chores the week beforehand so I wonโt be โOCDingโ about โhavin to get things doneโ!! All in all, Iโm goodโฆMaybe Iโll have Doc โredoโ my left knee next! LoL
Thx 4 thinkin of me!
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{{{{misslionforu}}}} Bee well adn taek awl teh pane meds u kan. Ai hoap u feelz awl bedder sune!!
{{{martianmary}}} Fanks sweetie.
Teh nurs jus calld frum teh hawspittal
n tol me to get offa da puter, lay down & elevaet mai leg.
*puts fists awn hips*
Ai DON WANNA LAY DOWN! Ai wanna plai wif mai frens!!
misslionforu – um *luks arownd suspishuslee* – is yor nurs purrhaps hangin owt on ICHC an reedin yor posts? If nawt, hao did she noes yoo wuz on teh Innernets?
LoL…Dats a “Mai Bad”!!1!
Ai assidentlee tol her *blushes*
*sownd uv tellyfone ringing in distanz*
Wun ringy-dingy! Two ringy-dingies!
And a grayshus hello!
Is this teh party too hoom I yam speeking? Teh nurs whut sed misslionforu wuz hangin owt on teh innernets insted uv sleepong?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! *shayks hed viggurusslee*
It wuz nawt teh troof! She wuz NAWT hangin owt on ICHC! She wuz confuzzled by teh menneh meddykayshuns. So stawp pesterin her!
Kthxbai!
*slamz down phone, dusts paws off*
There! We nao return yoo (inkloodin misslionforu) to yor regularly skejuled LOLs!
*ROFLMFAO*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fank U {{{gremlin}}}
LoLoLoLoLoLoLoL
Ai needed dat lafftur!!!!!!
Deer gremlin iz verree clever an can fix enething!!
But ai hoep yoo heels well – an DOOOO taek az menee payne pills az they said yoo can hav. This is nawt teh taim to show hao much payne yoo can taek!
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An nurse tawld me that wunz when ai had a verree paynfull operashun. She said – dont trai to tuff it out – no need. Just ring fur teh payne shot.
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An ai AKSHULLEE did it! Traid to tuff it out – til ai remembered what she said – an then ai rang -and continued doing it!
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Corse that wuz yeerz ago – but it wuz a leeson ai never furgot!
get well sooooon!
Owwwww……….. Hopes yur nee feels bedder fast! Nees r such a fragihl joint, dey ken be lotsa trubble eff dey wanna
Sounz liek u went intu berry deeeepp sleepz.
Yes, “drug induced” loopy sleep…
Its awl guud!!1!
Hoep teh payn soon goez awai. Sendin heelin thorts.
{{{{{{{{Misslionforu}}}}}}}}}
Fank U {{{Miss annipuss}}}
Wif frenz liek awl U guiz, adn awl Ur gr8 thots N wishes,
Ai’ll B heelin fats, Ai hoep!!1!
HUGZ!!1!
{{{{misslionforu}}}}
Taking gud keer uv ursef. Deh orthopedic surgereez, not so grate akshullee. make shur u b following deh strukshunz ur Dr.Tinycat b giving u.
*rapz misslionforu in softee blankee wif kewt kittehz. Fluffz deh pillow. *
Wud u like a glass of juus? Adn a liddul nom on sum chokklit pssumz? oar mebbe u b feeling up to a cheezburger?
AAaaawwwwwww, Fank U {{{cweenmj}}}
Dats sew niec n warm blanky!
Juus enna choklit possimz sownd deelishus!!1!
WhiteCaslez sownd ossim aifinkso!!1!
*hops in car and hedz 2 whitecassil.*
brb
Plz 2 note…. google sez it taking mii 26 owerz 2 git to deh neerest white cassil.
*SNERK* u r TEH OSSIM FUNNEE LADY!!1!
*posting via text msg frum deh rode*
FUNNEE!!!! U think it b funnee 2 b in Ory gone adn deh neerest
White Kassil b in Minnee soda!!!
Dat not funnee!!!!!!!!! Dat b horriblolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratshulashuns!
Sowwe to heer abuwt tha owies
I hopez u will getz betteh!
With no complicashuns!
{{{Aydrean}}}
Fings R goin alawng kwiet well, sew far. Fank U bery muhclee!
Ai hab mist bein awn heer… Ai du haz 2 go lay down in a bit
& put mai knee up wif teh ice suunest.
{{{{misslionforu}}}}
glad to heer u is on teh rode to recubbery!
I am wif ‘everboddy’, take teh drugs!! dat’s wut they’re 4!
{{{leeza-b}}}
*YAY* *DRUGZ WIN* Butt, onlee fur da pians fur a cupla weekz.
FANK U!!1!
{{{misslionforu}}}
Mai mahm an mai dad had teh knee surjeries teh saem yeer, diffrent tiems, but saem yeer.
Bofe ov tehm r berry happee iz ober, but alsew happee tehy hadz teh surjeries.
Taek care ov urself!
{{{rhsb}}}
Fank U sweetie!!!11!!
Mai Momma kitteh had her rite knee dun 2 weeks ago ADN
mai sistur kitteh needz 2 hab hers dun 2!!1!
Wut a wierd co-incidence, awl 3 ob us, teh saem yeer 2!!1!
Wi will unnerstand ifz u fawlz azzzleep in mid-commint, Missy. Juzt git plentee ov rezt nd taek ur medz. Wi will awl b heer wehn ur reddy 2 coem plae. {{{{{{Misslionforu}}}}}}
HuH…Oohhh….uh wut… did U sey sumfing????!/
Ai fink Ai jus dozed awf!!1! LoL
OK, Ai’m gunna go lay down nao>
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Cya guiz L8r
BIG HUGZ N LOTSA LUV!!1!
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hai misslion, hab a gud napz & ah hopez ur healinz bee bery qwick!
{{{bluesfan473}}}
ohai… Fanks…C U L8r
Let’s plai SKRABBLOL!
Yeah!!! Ai wunner eff we ken hab online SKRABBLOL somehau?
Ai liek no rulez, or mebbe juz “eff u ken uze in sendens, izza wurd!”
If it’z spaekble- it eggsits!
dont lisen to teh hoomans, theyz alwaiz rong bout wordz
Da hoomans, bless dem.
Dey dun’t haev tha saem whey wiv wurdz that tha kittehs haev.
It’z not thar fawlt tho- it’z just how der speeshes be!
ya…. eben da bestest ub best universitys dun teach da universal language, lolspeak… pity
itz reeson y kittehs wil soon criate universetees of deir own.
den grow thumbs, walk on two legs and ultimately, da hoomanz will be cat slaves *sigh*
wei all hav to hav dreems, and dat iz a liflong dreem, agree anione?
ok…. i agree!! becauz it be bery scary wen kittehs taek ober
so better nawt fink about it!
Sumtymes aifinkso wuld b bettur if teh kittehs DID taek ober! I can has kitteh fur Prezident, pls? Kthxbai.
Happy cat fur prezidunt!! http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/08/happycat-foar-presidunt/#comments
If Ai wuz America-an, I wud vote!
Yes yes, Hashim….fank yew bery mush! Wish Ai culd “faborite” it.
i would certainly vote fur happy cat if i waz merican!!
That wud herald a nuew age of da kittehs!
wee iz kitteh slavez allreddy, aren’t wee?
ya we r…. but den, we would becum total cat slaves cauz rite naow, we could gib our kitties a B.A.F.F and taek her to da V.E.T….
but dats alrite, remember
Bush tried to speek lik us too
he says teh wurd “strateegery”
Dat’s troo! Mebbe awl tihs tyme wi jest dint reelaiz himz wuz 1 ov us!
Oar iffn u can sai it owt lowd it’s a werd
plz halp to pray to de Cheezpeople to mak teh dreem real!!
ooooooommmmmmmmm……..oooooooommmmmmmmmm……
ooooooommmmmmmmm……..oooooooommmmmm can we getz it
alredy yet?????
yes!! de awsome cheezpeeps ned to mak a SKRABBLOL gam… cuz mez play
it alla tim. dat wood be kewl!!!!!!1!!!!
scrabblol on da intertubes would be super awesum!!!
Butz must be kareful to not have whut happened to Scrapulous on teh maispace. Hasbro sued ober their copywrite. No want.
kitteh sez de woid “goggie” onlee worf elebenty-won pts. sew dere!
NEBER queshun kitteh wen plai’ing Scrabblol wif him!
or it may be da last fing u know!!
yea, yu may hav a ‘present’ or two on ur bed in teh mornin.
wun of tem may still be alive…..
k… Note to self: never to mess wiff kittehs
NEBERRRR!
U trai 2 argue ober poynts, him gibs u teh poynty endz!
ohai rhsb! howz u alla mekin de emoticonzez? iz somwerez onna de weirdpress site to find outz?
yup. It b at
http://www.codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F
hmmm… wen i load it, it cums, “page load error”
iz it wurking fine wiff u??
it b ok. wp just b weird. try agin.
I gitz deh page load error msg lotsa timez.
*sigh*
nope… still no luck *sigh* i’ll try later i guess….
I be haevin simylar problemz.
Try goin 2 word press an then FAQ What smilies can I use.
http://www.wordpress.com/2006/06/04what-smilies-can-i/use/
…Hmm. Luks liek I habn’t sorted it oot, after awl!
O wellz, neber mind
…!!!!!!!!! I has wurk!
ohai cweenmj, ah alzo gettin de page load error mezzage butz ah triez agin laterz.
Tank u, u mozt awsum, all-knowin ladee, helpin de irritatzin newbiez liek meh
becauz ob ur help & vgersmom & Hashim & sew menne udder cheezlanders ah naow hab de abatar & de bloo namie atz zame time sew ah am gettin dere, 1 lil bebe kittehn step atz a time
ur welcum bluesfan473!!!
iz dat ur kitteh on da abatar??
o goodnezz noh! meh kittehs wud shred meh iffin ah trize 2 putz red ridin hood on demz. dey are definitly “naturist” kittehz. Ah wud luv to post sum pix ob meh gurliez but alas, ah amma dinosaur & do nawt haz digital cameraz. Iffin ah kan eber figger outz how 2 uzez meh scanner mebbe ah kan scan sum in. Meh lack of tecknology-letz meh showz u itz!
u iz not irritating. just noo. ebereewun wuz noo wunzt.
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ok. I haz putted deh smilies on mai helperz paige.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
mj is teh bestest at halpin teh noo cheezpeeps!
I has a tip though, if you moves ur curser ober teh smiley face, it will show u wut was typed in!
I think that only werkingz on sum browserz or OSz. It don’t b werking fer mii. I haz deh Windoze XP adn Firefawkz.
But I kin rite-klikking on it adn dehn klikkee on deh “properteez” adn it listingz it az “alternate text”. 
yesh, dat iz wurkin jus rite, ty rhsb, leeza-b & cweenmj
Alsew, if u wanna maek a fayse dat u see, jes put ur arrow ober the fayse an it’ll tell u wat code 2 put in.
d’oh!
sowry rhsb, I didn’t reed urs before I sed dat 2.
if kitteh saiz it, it iz automaticly troo
Ai ahgree!
That kitteh iz clarleh berry intelyshunt an da hooman shud jus aksept that dey be rong.
Der iz no shame in loosin to da kitteh, after awl.
OMG that kitty is so dumb! twelvity five is not a real number!!! and kitteh is misspelled. stupid dumb little kitty brains not so smart actually.
hmmm… we r talking in lolspeak…u know…da language of da kittehs…
Wii, dhere humbil slavez, b mere ijitz kum pairinged 2 dem. Wii r not werthee 2 shine dhere shuuz. Dat b y dehy duzzn’t habbing shuuz, u noe. Nobuddee 2 polishing dem. Adn kittehz b much 2 fashun konshuz 2 eber wearing unshined shooz.
ya,1 u got dat rite!! though… itz nawt much fun being a cat slave *sigh*
but i’m used to it!!
kitteh nawt likez been called “dumb” & iz uzin file 2 sharpen himz sharpy-pointy bitz eben moar be4 launchin himzsef atz mr. captan weiner fer 2 debate dat remarkz.
rebenge…let kitteh showz u itz
…Culler mi shoked.
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I’be neber herd such nawt niceness.
……and kitteh is misspelled…..as the weiner says. Himz been readin teh lolspeek a lot, as dere is no “real” word as kitteh. At least not in reglar dikshonarie, it’s good lolspeak though
This is an excellent post . Thanks a lot . I am grateful to you .
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WOOT, my kitteh made it to Cheezburger Fame!
Uz has a bootiful kitteh, tell us more about Ur kitteh
and concats Uz is famous!
concatulationz Crom, ur kitteh iz wonnerfulz & naow u & kitteh haz de fame & gloriez!
Ohai Crom74!!! he b such a hansum kitteh! wutz hiz name? Iz he az smart az he lukz? He appeerz 2 noe egg zaklee how 2 play deh Skrabblol.
congrats Crom74!!!
ur kitteh haz popularity!!
Crom, iz dat liek the Crom in teh Conan movees?
Him iz berry hansum kitteh! Ai lubs his eer fur!
Duz him haz Mainely Coon in him?
Ifn u gets tired ov him, ai will gibs u mai address.
rhsb, I saw that! I saw whut yoo did ther. Yoo wuz solicitin fur kittehs on teh ICHC site.
Kitteh envy, I seez it runs deep in this wun.
*nods hed* Yoo seems reddeh to git a noo kitteh uv yor own, ayfinkso!
P.S. Mah tabbeh boi Dexter had a gramma hoo wuz part Maine coon. Teh liddel blak tufts on teh endz uv himz eerz an hims luv uv water givs hims lineage away.
*hedbonks to yoo*
Yesh, ai wanna kitteh uv mai oan so hard!
Meen ol lanlordz sez utherwyze.
Ai tolded Oobark taht until ai can has mai oan kitteh, ai hasta libs vicaryouslee frew mai frenz heer.
An u knoes ai has teh weekness 4 teh floof, espeshully Maine Coon floof. Oh, an teh calikoes, 2.
Crom74, hooray fur yew an yor kitteh! Yor kitteh is full uv win an awesum.
I speschully lykes teh floofy eer fuzz. An is obvious yor kitteh is well versed in both wurd usage an style. Eggstra poynts fur lukkin lyke he’z conversin and poyntin just lyke a hoomin.
In short, whutta wunderful kitteh!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god dat iz soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funneh lol
Kitteh is Ash. Crom as in Conan. He may have some main coon in him, don’t know, he was an apartment cat that we adopted.
OH MY GOD. MINE TOO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Cheezburger with Z on triple word score… Scrabblol skillz I haz dem
if ju wreit kitteh on scrabbel is worth moar den twlvity five points, is thurty eith points. das is de rules, stik to dem!
k… iz goin to sleep!!!
meet ya’ll tomorrow!!
**zzZzZZzzZzzZz**
*pullz floofee blankee over Hashim.*
G’nite. Schmooz 2 yooz
HAAAAAAAAAAAAASHIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Ohai mario!!
wheres da fire??
testing
testing……
great lolcat !!
…an sew iz “KITTOON”. Rite nex tu “KITTEH” fur elebenty-wan pointz. Oar six munfs uv frii gushifudz.
bestest wurd ob all is HAPPEE BURFDAY!! oh, wayt, taht’s too wurds. oh, well, iz frum teh burfday fairy to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!
!! i also haz yummy caeks wif kreemy fillin, frooty party punch, shiny party hats, an party bags wif bownsy balls, kandeez, an neon-kulured toy watches wif little mazes wher yoo roll teh little ball arownd! an konfetti!! (kan yoo find teh munnies in teh konfetti?)
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i can haz double werd skore plzkthxbai
With “kittehs” you get a 50-point bonus!!
I landed on a bloo star
So I gets duble cheezburgers
Kitteh alawaiz winin at Scrablol! Iz fun. (Ai nawt plaidid it, tho.)
Seemz laik eberry tiem ai seez Hashim heez goin to sleepy byee….
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Ohai lunakitteh!!
i fink when itz mah bedtime, most of da cheezfrenz awake….
Ohai, Hashim!!
Yes, u b egg zaklee 12 owerz diffrenz frum mii. I b in Pacific time. It b 11 pm heer, soe it b 11 am dere in Pakistan, ifinkso.
ohh… so thats why at dis tiem uf da day, only two uf us r here, no one else iz awake ifinkso
lol my kitteh dumb-dumb is SO much more lol then these kittehz lol
funny picture,I really luv it!
hahaha thats reely kyoot. wat a lolcat!! i so agree, kitteh!
KITTEH IS SO A WORD HOOMINS