Hey man, it’s cool… it’s cool…
Hey man, it’s cool… it’s cool… Take all the bamboo you want…
i gotz 2 feed awl of da hungree pandaz.
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Mai hyoominz will bring meh moar.
Congrats, NS! Yu wunts sum ob mai home maded chokklit chip cukies?
Oooooo – yes, plz! Ai jus got a fresh cuppa kawfee (wif hawt banilla powdur innit). Dey will go togedder bery nicely!
…
Den we kin *dansdansdans?*
Ob korse!
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai Dans dans in da floofy red slippurz.
Plz tu be joyning me at Sur Real Meting Haul Fursdai at hafpast 9 oklok pkshur fur shampane resepshun. Dere wil be shampane nd caikz, no ekspens spaird. yngz waring da nekkee tyz nd 200p bartowlz tu surb da shampane nd skantlee clad surbing wenchez aslo.
pleaz tu parden mii…. iz yoar larst naem ” de’ Greene ” ? Aye doan dansdansdans atoll, juss trundle awn mai pink piddy-padz…
Iz da Lady Magdalene Mondegrene, step sistur tu cween mj nd lady in wating. wil aslo be dere 1st Duchess, cween’z twin. nd Lord Aahz, amungst uvvurz.
here here!!! (ohai smammie)
ai is hopin to axsept ur kihnd invitayshun.
eksselunt.
mai ai joins dansing?
*nightygown robe an slipprer dansdansdans*
*Lindykat shakes her thang*
wevver kooled off today, gud fer dansing.
Caugh-ee? Gimme teateateatea!
Ai yoozhullee haz teh tea — but kawfee sownded gud today fur sum reezin.
Wy did teh wyne cross teh road?
.
Dunno, but it probably had a grape raison.
*heddesk*
I wana cuky!
Not if dey bring meh bammboz furst!
Ai wus juss holdin it fur a fren – yeh, taht’s rite, a fren.
An Ai didunt inn hayl!
Oh yes yu did.
Ok ai inhaled. But I dint exhale.
yoo inhaled but yoo dint liek it. yeah.
Chipz?
Browneez?
wutz in doze browwneez?
ummmm browns an eeez
Dats wut dey awl say…..
but we beleebs u,Ambercat.
Jus downt shoot
Omg well whu gav u a gun. Why I kno gt gun?
Jus doan bamboo shoot!
*heddesk*
BOOM
eeets, shoooots n leeeves!!!
Ai shud hab noan yu wud rede dat.
we haz tew speek teh cweens ingrish here
Du yu noze da cweenz ingrish? ai fawt shez Merkun>
aifinkso lots ub us come ober teh pond in preeevius libes!!
Teh cween iz German adn teh Philip formerly knoen az Prince iz Greek. Teh ownli reel ingrish iz BBC ingrish wib Grauniad spelink.
I not abuv a stoopy pun here an dere.
Yu mite be if wp putz yu dere.
:snerk:
Ohai eek
Ai has a tihnk of yew teh otehr day when ai seeink a car numburplayte wib teh EEK at teh start.
Iffin LCB hadda bin wib me, we cud haev ‘borrowt’ it fer yew.
I nawt here teh bamboo-zle yew outta anyfing.
LOL
bery klever
taek al teh bambo u whunt
just plz dun shot
House of Bamboo panders to hiz interests.
teh non-fiber House of Bamboo fr dans dans dans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTIq5lm3Bi0
“DON’T TAZE ME DUDE!”
Ennywun dat wud taze a panda … ooh … gettin mad just finkin uvvit.
Yer ryte ob korse but I guess the tazer is less lethal than sum other DEA options.l
Dat be troo.
Ok i finally just saw that video and it is extremely disturbing. extreeeemmmly.
Now if I only had sum Bambu papers, you know, the ones wif Pierre LaToke onna front, and sumbudy wif a Zippo, we could party on.
Maus haz Zippo…wer he be?
ai has wun too- but ai alsew has to get up in sicks howers- so isle just leeve teh bocks uv zippos here with a stak uv ‘r yu ebil? trai EM!’ pamflets.
How cute is this fella…
too friggin cute…
Aviendha, ru a Robert Jordan fan perhaps?
Pandas is carnivoers. Why they eats bamboo?
Cuz deys nawt crnivores. Deys bamboovores.
The fiber. Dey have vey happy colons.
if we doan gib tu pandaz we hab tu maik towlz nd fingz wif da fibur.
Iz der other punk-choo-ashuns happy too?
Is hard to say: the coma is unresponsib, the exclamation can go eeder way, the bears don’t offer anything quoteable, I never met their parens, Dey often hab no cents, dey’re sorta slow so the dash is rarely employed, Dey turned over their apostrophes to Frank Zappa, I dunno if their ends is poynty enuff to slash, and we’re nawt close enuff so I’d be able to tawk about their periods.
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!elebentee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judson, u just wun awl deh cheezburgerz in deh universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohai cweenmj
Ai has a sorri to be stoopy, but kin yew remembers me how to maek my naem cum up in bloo?
Plzkthxbai frum yore obedyunt survint in nooziland
how u doing it dependz on wezzer oar not u haz a Weirdpress akkownt. if u chekking mai helperz ~~ awl will bekum kleer az mud.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Thx cween. Ai faff around wib it now and sees how Ai goes
I try agen
and agen
U needz 2 putting ur webby address in deh box
dat sez website, den klik on “updat profile”
den logg owt.
den log bak in agin.
Ifinkso. u go tryz agin.
I jist keep tryink ifinkso. And faffing
Finkers crosst
YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I new u kud doing it!!!!!!!
Happee dans. happee dans!!!!!!!!!
Nawt first look, groon but happee.
If you s likes teh pandas:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/somesay/
Poar bebeh pandy. Dey can’t goez owt wifowt sumbahdee wuntin sumfin. Egstrah bambooz, u haz sum? I can has a bambooz? A bambooz, U can spaerz wun? Dey gittin careed awhe wit awl dat pandahandling, ahm tellin ya.
Pandahandling! FTW! He coods ware a sine:
“Will be Cute fer Food”
LOL! Pandy wud git much fud! Jus luk at awl dat cyootnis. Gud fing dey downt ak liek teh kittehs. Uh Pandy hedbonk uv afekshin cud bee paynfulz.
OMG Sabertoof, yer ryte! Jes fink of a panda leap up onto the table or a panda wanting the warm spot inna bed (until you fall out) or Panda wiff a bigtime Pandanip jones on. Whuff, it cood git ugly.
Pandas is indeed carnivores. They deecided to go veggo.
Being Bambivorous issen mush fun but the chicks dig it. I became a bambatarian to impress the gurl bears in the Birkenstox.
Shaddup! You herd me. Shaddup!
SHADDUP!
Plz tu nawt be rood.
Fankyou Ladymonde, I wuz gonna say sumfin but it waz nawt a nyce fing so I kep muh mowf shut. An Anyways, even in Lolspeek eveybuddy noes its spelt “Shaddap”. Lyke Muggsy tole Bugs: “Shaddap Rabbit”
Gess Ladymonde is puttin her fur dawn on de mannerses.
i haz moar in mah sekret stash.
Eats, shoots and leaves
Ai luv dat buk!
Now I’m gonna show ya something I like to call the old Bamboo
How ’bout the ole soff shoo,
fer teh bamboo,
wile we schmoo,
and dew teh hoochy-koo?
chitty chitty bang bang. nd ai’m orf. Da pesuntz ar getting reslus nd demanding fudz. ai’ll hab tu go dispens wif dem b4 day ryut.
Hai rodney!!1!!!
I lubz dis song!!!!
♫♪
A gennulmun’s got a walking stick.
A seamun’s got a gaff.
An deh merree men uv Robin Hood
Dey uzed a kwarterstaff.
♫♪
On deh Spanish playns inside deir kanes
Dey hide deir ruddy sords.
But wii make due wif an old bam-boo
An everywun applawds!
♫♪
1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5 – 6 – 7 – Hey!
Mii ol’ bam-boo, mii ol’ bam-boo
U’d bedder never bovver wif mii ol’ bam-boo.
U ken have mii hat or mii bum-ber-shoo
But u’d bedder never bovver wif mii ol’ bam-boo.
♫♪
Dick Van Dyke has tended to work ‘the Old Bamboo’ into a few other bits as well.
I cried laughing at this captioned picture.
No thanks, gives me the runs…
With fronds like these, who needs enemas?
Ok, now that’s jus yukkkkk, ifinkso.
OMG, yew maekz mii larf sew hart itz hertz hedesk!
yew iz playing up late tewnite!!
ohai smammie, nice tew see yer pointeee nose facin eeeest!!!
ohai jamamakitty. Ai hasznt seen yoo in a few pics.
ai bin kinda kwiet laytleee………. *wisspurrs but ai wuz on eeerlier as mai altered ego teh duchess*
ooh, ai thought ai saw yer feet stckin owt unner yoor dress. SSSSShhhh, ai won tells.
*covvrs mouff wif floofy paws*
fankie, ai haz tew halp ladymonde at her funkshun on fursdai!! plz tew cum will meen alots tew her
I noes i wuddn missing it fer deh whirrld.
wot to where, wot to where…
*lukz in closet*
nope, nawt a fing to where.
Kin onlee meen wun fing!
SHOPPING!!!!! YAAY!!!!!!
will you be my pursonelle shopper? i needz hep…
*handz MaryO a nasortmint uv clovingz 2
*trying on.
I fink u lukking gud in deh lavenderz!!!
Ai will do mai best tew bi theer, fank yoo, jamamakitty
Sweetie pi toepads.
Chill man, I was jus gonna eat shoots and leaves.
WHOA WHOA WHOA no, not DAT kinda shoot,
I doan even havva gun, dude!
Wuts wit awl teh panda piks laytely? Ai meen, ai liek pandas, but tew be teh last pikchur fur 10 ours eech dae, ai no wants.
Adn jus wai do u fink wii shud panda 2 ur wuntz adn dezierz? *snork* Sry ah cudin rezist an ohpening liek dat.
*snerk*
oh noes bedder woch awt! kung-few pandy bakkd intwo corner!!
Awww~!
SPLORT~!
A rakkoon jus caem to mai bak dore. Ai told him naowz nawt a gud tiem to burgle.
Pleez tells me dis iznt Jerry Sienfeld
And everyone was kung fu fighting!! except fur dis guy….
OMG!!!
I tink dat is my lil kitteh Hotspur in dat panda soot!
I regignise his eyez!
kung fu panda: ur doin it rong
Dave’s nawt heer, man!
Peas, Lub an Unnerstandin, man!
Woah! Wutz wiv alla negativ vibes, man?
Cheech an Chong ref FTW! Weigh tu go ETMCM!!1!
Jazz-hands panda dances for his supper.
Whoa! Dont tri und mrdr me, mr buglr man, jst take it!
kaint gib burgr votes! At leest whin Eye roted dat.
This littel guy is awesum1!!11! He should not have to give up his bamboo. We cant let him go down like the lolrus – MOAR BAMBOO FOR PANDA!!!!!
“O thanx God teh olympix iz ovur an mebbe cats can com aowt uv haydn an bii saif naow!”
SKIDOOSH.
Man I want one!
OMG! Soooo CUTE I have to have 1!!!
FIRST NON-LOLSPEAK =D
funniest thing on here XD
I suddenly remember that book, “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves”…
OMG… Cuteness overload…!
loving the pic dude!