Comments on: U sed we wuz viziting “friends”

By: blalord

blalord — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:59:01 +0000

By: Xx-hott-as-hell-xX

Xx-hott-as-hell-xX — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:12:03 +0000

Hai i would soooooooo hate to be that cat rite now i hate going to the hospital and getting needles and stuff grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a rip off coz i would never go if i knew it was the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well xoxo bai

By: iluvsmahtonks

iluvsmahtonks — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:06:25 +0000

hai is tonkskitteh! My hooman did take meh two tah vetnary!
I waz soo skeard tu an waz cryeeng a lot. But wen I getz howm i iz
kuddeled n spoild n fed speshal mushy fewd!!

By: Smalls

Smalls — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:43:05 +0000

Kitteh wishes vet had oral thermometer…

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:55:42 +0000

testing,testing…..

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:01:29 +0000

Ai luv dat eer espresshun.

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:02:06 +0000

Pur kitteh, her looks so sadd an skeered Don wory kitteh, vett der to helps u.
She mak u feel beter sos u can gits bak to scratchin an powncin. Don be madd at yer hooman, he luv u and wants u to be helthy.

By: Linda B

Linda B — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:13:17 +0000

hope da kitteh iz ok

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:35:49 +0000

Dizzywhirld! Ai wanna go!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:04:40 +0000

“uncertain position”… hmmm… shall ai ripz owt ur froat, oar shud ai dizembowellz u? decisions, decisions, wut 2 du?

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:06:53 +0000

Comencing to shred in 5…4..3….

By: Rascal's Hyoomin

Rascal's Hyoomin — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:49:47 +0000

Mai Tigger wud be unner a chare in teh korner, hididin untils teh v.e.t. coems in… Mai rascal wud be huddeled gainst me, shakinz liek a leaf in teh storms… poor babies

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:40:05 +0000

looney toons were da bestest uf dier tiem, daffy duck, sylvester, bugs bunny and all were da best cartoons!! dey were hilarious!! even mah parents would watch dem!!
da cartoons nowadays r soo complicated dat mah parents reaction is,m”huh? how did that happen, its not possible, dis is so silly!” and blah blah blah!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:35:39 +0000

ah be lurvin daffy in de Duck Dodgers in de 24 1/2 Century cartooney

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:00:14 +0000

Ai laiks dis. Fank u, 2wh2blk2stripey.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:52:04 +0000

Dey certinlee leebs u in stichiz.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:59:47 +0000

oh, tahts okay, happen to ebreewun. wurdpress eets yor commints, chewz on tehm for wile, tehn horks tehm bak up liek a kitteh horks up a hairball, an yoo gots commints all ober teh playse.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:36:16 +0000

Ohai Sparkysmom!!!
fanks so muchies for rememberin meh!!
i hate da heat too!! nowadays, its getting sumwat weak but itz still hawt *sigh*
mah bruvver iz in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania studying in da Carnegie Mellon University and i will cum to visit him on da next June, 2009. Maybe, i could go to visit da Olympics too in 2012 in England, maybe we could haz a cheez meet then….
sowwy bout ur AC….. do u guiz hab fanz on da roof??

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:30:39 +0000

HAIHASHIM! (noo werd ! tee hee hee tee) howza yoo ?
itz beri hawt heer in so cal- but yoo no, ai jest realized wii is awlmoast ober da summer. yay! ai hates da heet, n mai ac is borked. no fix d it cuz if fixd wood kost, like$200 a munf 2run!
beri spensive foar da retyred peeps topay foar.

do ai member dat ur bruvver is inna da Pittsburg US?
ai wunderz whatz he doen der ? job ? oar mayb school?
(duz dey hab schools inna burg o’pitts?) note to PC peeps: that wuz a joak
iffn yur bruvver is inna pittisburger, yoo must cum bisit himz, rite?
(anna cors himz will taek yoo too dizzywhirld, cuz himz lubs yoo)

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:58:06 +0000

Nun uvvem can haz kumpayrissun wif Paul Lynde n da sinter skwayr awn Holleewud Skwayrz, tho … Himz wood mayk me laff till I kryd!
…
Peter Marhsall: “What does a bird use its tail for?”
Paul Lynde: “A hatch cover!”

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:50:30 +0000

Yeh, but da V-E-T nawt b taykin UR tempycher, naow, iz himz? Hmmm?

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:48:52 +0000

Wun uv mai fayvritz b Robin Hood Daffy in wich Daffy plaiz (uv cors) Robin Hood. Win himz startz 2 attak unwittin travvlur bai sweengin daown wiffa roap (“YOIKZ!! N awai!!”) den crashiz n2 uh tree — ober n ober agin (“YOIKZ … n awai!” *crash* “YOIKZ … n awai!” *crash* “YOIKZ … n awai!” *crash*). Awlsew win himz b praktissin wif himz doller-n-uh-kwarter-staff (“Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!” *BOING*WHACK*)
…
I refrintsded it da uvver dai win Martoonie givded me sum noo sk8z 4 mai birfdai. I putted awn da noo sk8z n wint “tow-lupe, dubble flip, dubble-sow-dubble-lupe kawmboe, tripple axel, spyrul, lunj, spin, parree, thrust, BOING”

By: Judson

Judson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:38:44 +0000

I fank you. I do know dat you an Dan an Maus an Zauberflote an some udders are feater folks in some way. I have lurked on an off fer over a year but I was happy to watch until I found my ‘Sylvester’ Pez dispenser and thot it wood make a gud aavatar so I registered and made a lol and started shootin my mowf off. Now I find dat when you post a commint, den you hasta come back again to see if ders a responz and it kin spirol, I just hasta reign in muh tendancy to overindulge in a good fing.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:30:34 +0000

“but…but… i trusted u!! and naow, u taek meh to da crazy hooman wiff rubber glubz!! ur paying shall be legendary!!”

By: drake

drake — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:13:52 +0000

iz good thin theyz at the vet, cause theyz gona need sergery 0.o

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:09:44 +0000

dag. dat r harsh, kitteh…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:08:57 +0000

Thanks Jack She duz sound laik a most wunnerful kitteh. But. . .ai see – yoo ar uzing awnlee teh past tense. Duz this meen she haz goan over teh brij???? It sounds laik yoo luved hur verree, verree much.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:06:39 +0000

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:06:38 +0000

Kitteh ears be in the “uncertain position”
I feels sorry for da kitteh, but wit visits to vet soooo spensive now, we knows kitteh gots hoomans who luv her…

Nuther ting…hope dis kitteh be OK now…

By: jd

jd — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:04:15 +0000

Meed iz awlsew were we get the wurd “medicine”, coz it woz uzed tu cure mani illnesses and woz an early antiseptic (honey iz antibiotic). I drynk meed fore medicinal purposes. Except when I’m drinking it fore fun.
.
Nettle wine
Oouzo
Perrier water (aniwun wu buyz water that expensib can get drunk off it)
Q…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:04:09 +0000

Awwww. Taht iz . . .well, verree sweet, akshullee. Eben if diffy cult. But it shows tath she reelee luvs yoo a lot, becuz she must feel reelee saife wif yoo. Seems to me.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:00:19 +0000

Then yoo purrrrhaps know taht ai ar a theater purrrson. But ai hav never seen “Cymballine” either. But ai wud laik to sum taim. Ai’m verree glad to heer yoo laiked it.

But Judson – ai am curious. Wai, after lurking fur so long (hao long, mite ai ask? )
did yoo suddenlee decide to jump in an commint? Glad yoo did, BTW! Yoo seem to bee kwite nice.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:45:18 +0000

Big “AWWWWWWWWW!”

Yuss, V.E.T. IZ yur furriend. Hii wil maik it awl bettur. Trusst mii!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:39:01 +0000

‘frenz,’ yew sed. Duz awl YORE frenz *stikking yoo inna butt wif GINORMOUS NEEDLE??? no-no-no…not needlol…NEEDLE!!! OW-OW-OW!!!

rebenje…ai SHALL haz it!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:33:56 +0000

Ai adbize yew slepe wif wun ai open tonite; noa…awn sekund thawt, pin ai-lidz opin an NEBER SLEPE AGEN!!!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:31:48 +0000

she sounds like a great kitteh!
and very purty too
We can has pictoors?

By: Judson

Judson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:26:29 +0000

Dwained Anchovies (too salty udderwyze)
Elebenty Cheezburgerz
Fat Sardines (also dwained)
Grouper
Halibut
I…

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:25:21 +0000

Ohai, JCH4K:

Paww-la wuz Marmee
Calliko mix wif wyte peenkeez
andz blakk dawtted noaz.

Grayt Huntress! Allwayz
putz troafeez awn t3h poarch. Lawtz
ubz moalz andz birdeeez

Paww-la tangilld wiff
a beeg pawssumm wun nyte. Leff
himz dedd in dryveway

Hadda tayk Paww-la
2 t3h Vetz for nastee cut.
Lurned how 2 meltz Awll

Bettah pills in film
cannisturr and feedz it wiff
lawwng iee-drawppurr

Paww-la woodz jump
up awn the bed andz Heddz-Bawwnk
wen it wuz Fud Tyme

Jack.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:21:52 +0000

Adn even after I eeting awl deh cheezburgerz, dere will b no snorglez 4 u.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:09:01 +0000

U r gonna owe me so many cheezburgers for dis

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:07:03 +0000

Ooh deer! Der mus be sumfin she reelee lykes dat cud bee smeard ona cat flap?.

Albacado
Bananananana
Codfisch…..

By: nismo

nismo — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:02:49 +0000

poor kitteh is easily tricked.

By: Judson

Judson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:02:29 +0000

My moas faborite wuz wen Sylvester tole son ‘Done werry, I’ll make kwik werk of this mouse’ but the mouse ternt out to be a bebby kanga excape fum de zoo.

By: Judson

Judson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:00:39 +0000

I know I hasn’t gone blue yet, too noo to postin, but my profile pic is Sylveter I luv dat guy and his son who says “Oh Fatttthhhher…”

By: Judson

Judson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:58:29 +0000

BTW, we went to an outdoor, under a tent, production of ‘Cymbaline’ Sundy nite. I had never read it and was bearly aware of it but the cast was mostly Equity and the production was very engaging.

By: Judson

Judson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:53:57 +0000

those ob us from roughly the 1/2 way point ob the previous century will prefer an inclination approaching 180 degrees. I’m prone toward prone (or recumbent fer the langwij geeks – you knows hu yu are)

By: Judson

Judson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:51:40 +0000

Hello Jch4k, I has been lurkin (an laffin) fer kwite a wyle noaw an I kno you mush bedder den you noes me, but I hopes dat will change. I’m finking we musta just mist yer one year posting anniversary, lyk last week praps? Sawy I done kno de ezact date but Hip Hip Hooray fer JCH4K!! Fiery Drinks fer awl and nekkid dansdansdans fer dem wuts so inklined!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:48:12 +0000

wif frenz lyke theez,
who needs enemas

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:35:04 +0000

Ohai Deer Janet,
She is a bit depressed an grumpee at times. She also is glued to my side an gets nastee if i doan let her sit awn me.
Is berry hard wen tryin to do jobs or stuff. She juss wants Mummeh awlla tyme.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:32:56 +0000

Ohai MarthaV,
Ifinkso I has teh fussiest Kitteh inna whirld…She noe lyke Tuna