U sed we wuz viziting “friends”
U sed we wuz viziting “friends”
u shudda bin smart liek dis kitteh.
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Teh V.E.T. iz NAWT mai frend!
GMTA nightshayde!!1!
Trippul GMTA!!!!
Sowwy, kwadrupul GMTA.
LOL – dis iz gettin owt uv control…
dat’s fur sertin!
Elebenty great mynds! Prubs teh intellujince ob kittehs!
Kwadroopul, akshullee!
WAOZURZ!!1! Uh 4-wai braid, awl wif da GMTA kawmintz!!1! Dis haz GOTZTA b sum sorta rekkurd oar sumfin!! Tybooteek tym!!
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N sintz owr kawmintz r frum grate myndz finkin uhliek, haow bowt silly braytin wif sum dreenkeez liek:
Mind Eraser
Jedi Mind Trick
Brain Hemmorhage
Vulcan Mind Probe
Brain Damage
Brain Tumor (yukky lukkin, but yummee)
Pan galactic gargle blaster?
Appleljak
Bourbon
Cider
Draught ale
E…
Everkleer
Fronch whine
goldyschlagger
hotsy toddiez
icevein (from da Canadia)
J…
Joolips
Kat-lua (off korse!)
Lotsa lager
Meed, da brickfuss of champyons (liek Beowololf)
N…
Meed iz awlsew were we get the wurd “medicine”, coz it woz uzed tu cure mani illnesses and woz an early antiseptic (honey iz antibiotic). I drynk meed fore medicinal purposes. Except when I’m drinking it fore fun.
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Nettle wine
Oouzo
Perrier water (aniwun wu buyz water that expensib can get drunk off it)
Q…
Waol, it nawt can haz “mind” oar “brain” n itz naym, but itz diskripshun sez da efex uv dreenkin it r liek “havvin ur brayn smashded owt bai uh limmin peal rapt rown uh larj gowld brik”
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Kloas enuff! U can haz wun, but haz uh fyr steengwishur neerbai, n haz wun uv da recubbree groopz awn speedee-dyl, K?
mebee the chrg(wdoi) would help with the effex of the gargleblaster.
Ai noez! Wen ai jus sawdid dis jus nao, ai thot teh saem fing! GMTA, yah.
U b nawt-sekkund, nightshayde! Hao u wan sillybrate?
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U kin sillybrate wif teh udderz. Ai haz 2 goe. Skool startin 2dai. Nawt-sekkund class b startin @ 4, sew ai haz 2 goez nao.
Ai haz mennee werkz to do — but a beer (oar mebbe shandy) sownds lubberly. Sumfin icy icy cold (itz bery hawt owtsied) wif a fyoo wedges uv liem, aifinkso. Plz?
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Sumwun else to be pikkin teh dans, plz.
Big “AWWWWWWWWW!”
Yuss, V.E.T. IZ yur furriend. Hii wil maik it awl bettur. Trusst mii!
V-E-T nawt MAI frind…
GMTA, Aahz!
And agin!
wif frenz lyke theez,
who needs enemas
Dey certinlee leebs u in stichiz.
teh vet iz nawt mai fren
GMTA, indeed!
Moar GMTA!!
and neither is Uz
Da V.E.t. iz nawt mai fren, akshully.
N ebben moar GMTA!!
We can haz lawtsa grate myndz, I finksew!
It wuz raver teh obvius commint Ai fink!
Kinda liek on “Teh Match Gaem” (gaem show in ‘Merica frum teh 70s) wen teh ansur wuz teh obvious. Ebbree wunse in a wile tho, teh contestant wud nawt get teh joek & awl teh celebriteez wud haz teh saem ansur an teh contestant wud luk stoopy.
U watchded dat 2? I lurvded watchin dat!! I reelee liekded Richard Dawson n Charles Nelson Reilly!
Dat show wuz teh WIN. Brett Somers wuz funneh, too. Duz yew get teh Gaem Show Netwerk? Dey shows teh old old reruns of Match Gaem. Bery bery funneh.
Fanny Flagg wuz pirtee funnee 2! Herz wuz awlsew sumtymz pirtee riskay az whale… Wun tym herz wared uh t-shurt wif pitcherz uv 2 fryd eggz putted n struteejik lowkayshunz…
Betty White wuz awsum azwell. Itz so odd nao to see dat dey wud smoek on teh set.
Ai em gessin der *mite* haz bin sum drinkin, tew.
Nun uvvem can haz kumpayrissun wif Paul Lynde n da sinter skwayr awn Holleewud Skwayrz, tho … Himz wood mayk me laff till I kryd!
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Peter Marhsall: “What does a bird use its tail for?”
Paul Lynde: “A hatch cover!”
On her ovaries?
We had sumfing liek dat cawld “Blankety Blank” Dey wud gib a fraze wiv a wurd missin an the contestant had to gess wat teh celebriteez had rited.
Yup – datz eggzaklee teh saem fing.
Dey r ur freendz
A variayshun awn teh GMTA
Hoooeey! gmta awl arownd!
… one is silver and teh other’s cold.
Kitteh dont luk lak he willin to “Make New Frenz” rite naow.
Mite nawt eben want to “keep teh old.”
Expecshally on da hareballz. Dat tabuble looks chillee!
the kitteh haz a sad. and an angry i thinks
U lyer. U sed wi vysit frendz, but wii goez 2 vet! Y u doo dis 2 mii??
http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?vid=54889
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl1UvbGkQAs&feature=related
Ai laiks dis.
Fank u, 2wh2blk2stripey.
OK, I noes I shunt had eaten yer blue beads but duz it hafta come to dis?
Oh Judson – ai dont know yoo (howdee
), but yoo maed mee laff – an that iz SUCH a gud thing rite nao.
Hello Jch4k, I has been lurkin (an laffin) fer kwite a wyle noaw an I kno you mush bedder den you noes me, but I hopes dat will change. I’m finking we musta just mist yer one year posting anniversary, lyk last week praps? Sawy I done kno de ezact date but Hip Hip Hooray fer JCH4K!! Fiery Drinks fer awl and nekkid dansdansdans fer dem wuts so inklined!
those ob us from roughly the 1/2 way point ob the previous century will prefer an inclination approaching 180 degrees. I’m prone toward prone (or recumbent fer the langwij geeks – you knows hu yu are)
BTW, we went to an outdoor, under a tent, production of ‘Cymbaline’ Sundy nite. I had never read it and was bearly aware of it but the cast was mostly Equity and the production was very engaging.
Then yoo purrrrhaps know taht ai ar a theater purrrson. But ai hav never seen “Cymballine” either. But ai wud laik to sum taim. Ai’m verree glad to heer yoo laiked it.
But Judson – ai am curious. Wai, after lurking fur so long (hao long, mite ai ask?
)
did yoo suddenlee decide to jump in an commint? Glad yoo did, BTW! Yoo seem to bee kwite nice.
I fank you. I do know dat you an Dan an Maus an Zauberflote an some udders are feater folks in some way. I have lurked on an off fer over a year but I was happy to watch until I found my ‘Sylvester’ Pez dispenser and thot it wood make a gud aavatar so I registered and made a lol and started shootin my mowf off. Now I find dat when you post a commint, den you hasta come back again to see if ders a responz and it kin spirol, I just hasta reign in muh tendancy to overindulge in a good fing.
pur kitteh D;!
kitteh luks patheticz
i wantz to gives kitteh a bigness hug
but den the sharpy partz comez out D: prolly
come here kitteh
I gibes U snorgles
an gooshie fudz when we gets home
don be scared
U iz gonna be fine
lol… i tink the kitteh mebbe be broken ifteh do dat too hem…
“Of korse you know, dis means war”
“You’re … you’re … you’re dethpicable!”
Fankz, Thylvethter!
I thotted it b Daffee…
it cud be eether, ifinkso!
Daffy. Sry Leeza.
It’s part of the “Duck Season! Rabbit Season!” gag.
Mai bad. Ai fink yer rite — it wuz Daffee… but Sylvester mite haz sed it too. Nawt shoor. *shrug*
Ai finknit wuz Daffy wiv lotsa raspberree noyze in teh middul uv teh wurd.
Where iz Maus wehn yoo needz him? He awlwayz knows these things.
Oh mai. ai think maybee ai am going blind. Maus wuz there awl along??? LOL!
Put on yer reeding glazzez…
Hello, I must be going. See all y’all tomorrow…
LOL!! Sum where – sum hao- sum dai – ai will . . .ai’m laffing to hard. Laytur, ai will decide waht it iz that ai will do!
I know I hasn’t gone blue yet, too noo to postin, but my profile pic is Sylveter I luv dat guy and his son who says “Oh Fatttthhhher…”
My moas faborite wuz wen Sylvester tole son ‘Done werry, I’ll make kwik werk of this mouse’ but the mouse ternt out to be a bebby kanga excape fum de zoo.
Wun uv mai fayvritz b Robin Hood Daffy in wich Daffy plaiz (uv cors) Robin Hood. Win himz startz 2 attak unwittin travvlur bai sweengin daown wiffa roap (”YOIKZ!! N awai!!”) den crashiz n2 uh tree — ober n ober agin (”YOIKZ … n awai!” *crash* “YOIKZ … n awai!” *crash* “YOIKZ … n awai!” *crash*). Awlsew win himz b praktissin wif himz doller-n-uh-kwarter-staff (”Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!” *BOING*WHACK*)
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I refrintsded it da uvver dai win Martoonie givded me sum noo sk8z 4 mai birfdai. I putted awn da noo sk8z n wint “tow-lupe, dubble flip, dubble-sow-dubble-lupe kawmboe, tripple axel, spyrul, lunj, spin, parree, thrust, BOING”
ah be lurvin daffy in de Duck Dodgers in de 24 1/2 Century cartooney
looney toons were da bestest uf dier tiem, daffy duck, sylvester, bugs bunny and all were da best cartoons!! dey were hilarious!! even mah parents would watch dem!!
da cartoons nowadays r soo complicated dat mah parents reaction is,m”huh? how did that happen, its not possible, dis is so silly!” and blah blah blah!
pur kitteh D;
luks so sad
wud liek to give great big hugz
but den pointy kitteh partz comes out D;
acks i has repeateds myselfz
-iz embarassssed-
mai interwebs is laggy so i did no seez da commentz so i repetz maiself so …
yah…
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Itz ok, cutekittenkyti — we haz awl dun dat at wun tiem oar anudder, aifinkso.
oh, tahts okay, happen to ebreewun. wurdpress eets yor commints, chewz on tehm for wile, tehn horks tehm bak up liek a kitteh horks up a hairball, an yoo gots commints all ober teh playse.
Groass indiggnittee!
Beeg andz Prittee Wunz poakeeng
andz prawdeeeng…. Awllz Dun!
Kittehz no wantz 2
vizzitt ‘T3h Bad Playss’, butz dayz
goez andz feelz bettah
Kittehz juss knoez wenz
dis iz goan happenz wenz dayz
seez Kitteh Kennill
Kitteh beez upsetz
4 a liddill wyle. Den dayz
foargibbz U… Nexxt week!
Mah Kitteh, Paww-la
woodz cry awll t3h way, butz she
woodz beehayve hurrself
Jack.
Awww,Jack.Paww-la furrgibbed yoo tho dinnt she?
Hazel runs wen she dees her pink baskitt …”Noes!! I r nawt goin THERE AGEN!!!”
She is a gud girly wen we venchooly get tere tho.
*Whispurrs….Shsshh..We goin tehre awn Thurday agen for more shots an medicins*….. IFinkso she noes I ar onlee tryin o make her awl bedders.
how are she nowz tidmum
all bedder?
wut 2K sed, Ihopeso 2!
Ohai leeza-b an two_kittehs
Sigh. She still awll scabby an berry bald in places
She am havin Valium to keep her chilled owt an 2 weekly steroid an antibiottik shots. On Fursday she habbin tese agen an anudder shot for sumfin else..icarnt merember whut it is cawled tho.
She has spented today sittin in a tiny box wiv her bald hed pokin owt teh top. I laffed an laffed Awwwwwwwwwwww!!
She are lernin to yoose a Cat flap.Is teh funneh! She wuz awl ” Eh? whuzzit for?”
“Whut ido now?” … i has been pushin her froo frum boff sides.I finkso she can do in from owt,but nawt owt frum in yet
Fernybeansfloofybutt HATES IT! It ar beneef her dignitee doancha noe?…
Deer Tidmum – ai doo so hoep she iz awl bedder soon. It iz soo hard wehn they ar sick fur a lawnger taim.
But duz she seem to feel awlrite??? Except fur the scabbee and bald plaices???
Ohai Deer Janet,
She is a bit depressed an grumpee at times. She also is glued to my side an gets nastee if i doan let her sit awn me.
Is berry hard wen tryin to do jobs or stuff. She juss wants Mummeh awlla tyme.
Awwww. Taht iz . . .well, verree sweet, akshullee. Eben if diffy cult. But it shows tath she reelee luvs yoo a lot, becuz she must feel reelee saife wif yoo. Seems to me.
Ohai Tidmum
Trai smearin tuna onna edge uv cat flap. Da kitteh triez tu lik it off, n pushes flap open. Getz da idea reel kwik.
Ohai MarthaV,
Ifinkso I has teh fussiest Kitteh inna whirld…She noe lyke Tuna
Ooh deer! Der mus be sumfin she reelee lykes dat cud bee smeard ona cat flap?.
Albacado
Bananananana
Codfisch…..
Dwained Anchovies (too salty udderwyze)
Elebenty Cheezburgerz
Fat Sardines (also dwained)
Grouper
Halibut
I…
Deer Jack. Ai reelee laiked this wun a lot! An – hav yoo told uz about Paww-la befoar??? Purrhaps yoo cud tell us sumthing moar about hur?? What she luks laik?? Ene other funnee things she duz???
Ohai, JCH4K:
Paww-la wuz Marmee
Calliko mix wif wyte peenkeez
andz blakk dawtted noaz.
Grayt Huntress! Allwayz
putz troafeez awn t3h poarch. Lawtz
ubz moalz andz birdeeez
Paww-la tangilld wiff
a beeg pawssumm wun nyte. Leff
himz dedd in dryveway
Hadda tayk Paww-la
2 t3h Vetz for nastee cut.
Lurned how 2 meltz Awll
Bettah pills in film
cannisturr and feedz it wiff
lawwng iee-drawppurr
Paww-la woodz jump
up awn the bed andz Heddz-Bawwnk
wen it wuz Fud Tyme
Jack.
she sounds like a great kitteh!
and very purty too
We can has pictoors?
Thanks Jack
She duz sound laik a most wunnerful kitteh. But. . .ai see – yoo ar uzing awnlee teh past tense. Duz this meen she haz goan over teh brij???? It sounds laik yoo luved hur verree, verree much.
-poke-
-pokey poke-
(iz boredness)
-shredie shred-
i tink kittehs worst part of vet is when dey takes dah tempratur
or a shotz….
but shotz over kwik
temprature lasts long D:
Now that is one unhappy ketteh!
poor kitteh is easily tricked.
U r gonna owe me so many cheezburgers for dis
Adn even after I eeting awl deh cheezburgerz, dere will b no snorglez 4 u.
dag. dat r harsh, kitteh…
Yeh, but da V-E-T nawt b taykin UR tempycher, naow, iz himz? Hmmm?
Ai adbize yew slepe wif wun ai open tonite; noa…awn sekund thawt, pin ai-lidz opin an NEBER SLEPE AGEN!!!
‘frenz,’ yew sed. Duz awl YORE frenz *stikking yoo inna butt wif GINORMOUS NEEDLE??? no-no-no…not needlol…NEEDLE!!! OW-OW-OW!!!
rebenje…ai SHALL haz it!
Kitteh ears be in the “uncertain position”
I feels sorry for da kitteh, but wit visits to vet soooo spensive now, we knows kitteh gots hoomans who luv her…
Nuther ting…hope dis kitteh be OK now…
“uncertain position”… hmmm… shall ai ripz owt ur froat, oar shud ai dizembowellz u? decisions, decisions, wut 2 du?
iz good thin theyz at the vet, cause theyz gona need sergery 0.o
“but…but… i trusted u!! and naow, u taek meh to da crazy hooman wiff rubber glubz!! ur paying shall be legendary!!”
HAIHASHIM! (noo werd ! tee hee hee tee) howza yoo ?
itz beri hawt heer in so cal- but yoo no, ai jest realized wii is awlmoast ober da summer. yay! ai hates da heet, n mai ac is borked. no fix d it cuz if fixd wood kost, like$200 a munf 2run!
beri spensive foar da retyred peeps topay foar.
do ai member dat ur bruvver is inna da Pittsburg US?
ai wunderz whatz he doen der ? job ? oar mayb school?
(duz dey hab schools inna burg o’pitts?) note to PC peeps: that wuz a joak
iffn yur bruvver is inna pittisburger, yoo must cum bisit himz, rite?
(anna cors himz will taek yoo too dizzywhirld, cuz himz lubs yoo)
Ohai Sparkysmom!!!
fanks so muchies for rememberin meh!!
i hate da heat too!! nowadays, its getting sumwat weak but itz still hawt *sigh*
mah bruvver iz in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania studying in da Carnegie Mellon University and i will cum to visit him on da next June, 2009. Maybe, i could go to visit da Olympics too in 2012 in England, maybe we could haz a cheez meet then….
sowwy bout ur AC….. do u guiz hab fanz on da roof??
Dizzywhirld! Ai wanna go!
Mai Tigger wud be unner a chare in teh korner, hididin untils teh v.e.t. coems in… Mai rascal wud be huddeled gainst me, shakinz liek a leaf in teh storms… poor babies
Comencing to shred in 5…4..3….
hope da kitteh iz ok
Pur kitteh, her looks so sadd an skeered
Don wory kitteh, vett der to helps u.
She mak u feel beter sos u can gits bak to scratchin an powncin. Don be madd at yer hooman, he luv u and wants u to be helthy.
Ai luv dat eer espresshun.
testing,testing…..
Kitteh wishes vet had oral thermometer…
hai is tonkskitteh! My hooman did take meh two tah vetnary!
I waz soo skeard tu an waz cryeeng a lot. But wen I getz howm i iz
kuddeled n spoild n fed speshal mushy fewd!!
Hai i would soooooooo hate to be that cat rite now i hate going to the hospital and getting needles and stuff grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a rip off coz i would never go if i knew it was the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well xoxo bai
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