Saving the species…
Saving the species… BRB
we iz sew sry 4 endangerin ur species.
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wun hug at a tyme!
Congratshoelaces, tookatze! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
i feelz lyke juice, so how bouts a Comfortable Skrew, and fur dancies, a little Tango?
We haz ty too? I can goes to Tybootik? Kitteh snoglobe with butterflys for snow. WANT!
Oh yeh! Yu an Nightshayde can has a ty!
Ty Boo Tyk, on owr wae!
Taht iz teh saivin uv uss awl, yuss?
Ai wud volunteer iffin ai kud do dat!
Don’t come a-knockin if teh panda habitat’s a-rockin’.
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FTW!!
Put a tie on the door knob! Sheesh!
Ore a bamboo shoot.
Ai wuz gonna sai – git a rooom.
amen!
Panda luv
n ney whurl n ney twurl n ney tangle in blaknwhyt?
obskyuur referenz?
muskrat luv?
Yup. And…
EARWORM!
Aaaarrrgggghhhh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbh9c0noR4s&feature=related
Not gonna pander to no humanz and disappear!!
Dezy maykin teh panda wiff two bakz.
is not a hug? is…um… oh my *blushifase* Iz not lukin! iz not lukin!!
Ai finked it was a hug. Or taht teh big pander woz karryink teh littil pander to saefty or sumthink.
Get a Room!
rottin kidz
Hey, Ohahtahgoosiam I has a wonderin, yur name souns vaguely lak sumtin I fink I lernt in skout kamp inna 60’s (menny memories of 60’s oblit by subsekwent proklivities). One of the udder Cheezfrens is big in Scouting an praps they kin hep but do yur name translate into “Oh what a goose I am”? An if so what’s the provenance? Pleese to prepare a presentation fer next lol, with foils an handouts.
Oops sawy, yo kin fergit the presentation an the foils, I wus stil in werk mode insted of cheez mold.
Ai yoozhullee cutz teh mold off mai cheez.
Even teh bloo cheez? Does u has a special kanife for that?
Teh mold iz teh bestest part!
Um … yew kin awl wrassle ober teh bloo cheez. Nawt fur meh so much. Ai haz a lubberlee blok uv ColbyJack cheez in teh fridge dat got fuzzy on wun sied. Aiz nawt abowt to frow awai a gud 1/4 lb of cheez — so cuttin off teh moldy part werks fur meh. If mai huzbin saw it, aiz shoor he’d toss it owt.
i tryd sum bloo cheez dat mah seestr had wunce…she sez iz teh win, i sez iz teh PLEH!!!!!!
whuddabout bloocheez dressink fer yer salad or moar importent bleu cheez dressink fer yer Hot Wangs?!?!1 Lyfe wiffout bloo cheez is just a liddle less colorful. Green cheez you kin leeve up der fer Wallace an Gromit but bloo cheez is on my list of good noms.
Aiz moar uv a Ranch Dressink kinda gal. Luvz teh Ranch on mah salad & hawt wingz & fronsh friez & fried zucchini & mennee moar fingz aiz nawt finkin uv rite nao.
Teh Ranch iz teh safety dressink. Most peeps liek
Mai big sis sayz teh blu-cheez taste teh way baby pukey smells, BUT SHE STILL EETZ IT!
Eeeew.
but teh bestest cheez IMHO iz teh won taht haz a speshul song taht goez sumpin liek:
…liek Colbee, Swis and Chedda, blended awl togefer,
4 a creemee tayste taht meltz wif eeees…
…ders no singul cheez liek…. dis cheez
iz yummiez aifinkso
der is a ver nyce Murkin Blue cheez made by the Maytag fambly (of appliance fame) is more mild den Stilton and less salty den Gorgonzola and nawt as pretensious as the Fronsch blues. Tastes gud onna Trisket or wif walnuts and port.
Bery gud Judson! Nawt awl teh peeps git mai naem. In owr fambly wenh u hadda to tew teh nawty corner u hadda sai oh-ah-tah-goo-si-am b4 u cud coem owt agin. Ai dint unnerstands it until ai wuz ’bout 7. Mai sloness, let me show it tew u!
Goose! Fanx, sumtymes bean an ole fart pays off fer me. My sloeness is also epic, I fink I wuz inna forf grade (9 yeers ole?) afore I unnerstood de lyrics to a song I’d been singing fer half muh lyfe. I just alweys fot dat Mairseydotes and doseydotes and liddlelamseydivey were just three cute collections of rhymey sounz until it smaked me inna gob dat it mite be mares eat oats and does eat oats, etc. It wuz lyke sumbuddy cut the ribbon onna big new neural highway and stuff dat wus alweys stoopy suddenlyke took on new meanins. Blind but see, scales from eyes, it wuz muh firstest big epiphany.
Mai Momcat tawt mi teh “mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy” wehn Ai wuz a kidlet (nd seh splayned whut it wuz, sew Ai knowed awlla tyme). Ai doan fink wi had ur goosie fing in gurl scouts, sew Ai Googloled it. Heer u goe! http://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/skit/skit-149.asp
That’s The WUN!!1! Except wehn I wuz a Boy Sprout we did the “Ohwa Tuna Siam” skit with other scouts. I only heard about the goose one at camporees.
oh haaayyy guiiiiise…..:)
gess whut gibs me a grate big happe 2day?
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awn caturday evenin, ai wuz lukin @ da upcomin lolz, an gess whut ai saw?
TWO OB MAH LOLZ R AWN DA ‘UPCOMIN’ PAEG! omgomgomg
two ob mah lolz r bein considderd fer homepaeg submishun! ai’ve maed liek a hundred so far, so dis iz mielstown fer meh! eeben if dey doan gets on da hoempaeg, i has a happee.
May all yer lolz be onna frontpage!
aww, shucks, guise…ai hab liek a hunnerd…(haz a bashfulz) so tehy cant AWL b winnars…*fantasizes about every lol making it to the homepage and winning five burgers.* tee hee hee!
Oh -Oh – Oh – CS! Whoot wo0t! I kant wayte! I hopes they are funny and splortashush and cause a great flurry of comments of awl kinds!
hooray, CS. Wii will be lukkin fer tehm. Hopey happeez.
YAY!!! ifinkso da upcoming lols do cum on da hoem paeg bery soon! all des lols on da homepaeg, i saw dem on da upcoming! conga rats!! u haz a happee!!
ohai hashim! i haz haded a wurry bowt yoo, didn’t see yoo on dis mornin befor yoo wented to bed. i heerd pakistan kan haz polly tickle insalb – instubl – fings gettin allmixedup, wuz wurryin abowt yoo gettin mixded up in bad fings happenin. glad to see yoo heer!
Ohai lunarmommy!! iz fine!! but da country’s nawt… but aww well… eberyfing haz a happy ending!! fanks fur remembering!!
hashim- so glaad 2heer yoo an yer famblee b okai ! ai wuz whir
eed too!
ai lefted u a post on da udder fred bowt ur bruvver- he in pittsburg, rite ? hoas he do en ? yoo gona taek da op-purr-tuna-tee to bisit im (soz himz cantaek u 2 dizzywhirld ?)
o ya, i saw dat post and left a commint dier too sum tiem ago! hez fine in Pittsburg, we talk to him through Skype eberyday. We’ll visit him in da next June, meaning, 2009.
well… akshullee, he’z a bery gud bruvver!!
He studies in the Carnegie Mellon university and i dunno about him taeking me to disney land… dunno if he’z dat nice!!
i posted a post but wierd press eeted it *sigh*
i hab left a post in da lol in which u asked me da qweshun
heres da linky to dat post!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/25/funny-pictures-we-wuz-viziting-friends/#comment-424261
ty, Hashim- went tooda linky n saw da ans er. carnegie
melon iz beri gud skool (doh dey prolly dont do da lolspeak
der)
wii dont hab fans-on-roof jest gotz da fans-inna-da-room
knot werk beri well, actewally. but haz small ac unit in
bedroom so can sleepy cool.
mai son wants to go to london lympics tew !
ai told him- wii needz tickees, n hotel room- kost mucha da
mnees n hab to buy dem 12 munfs ahed ob time- mai yeers
ob expeer e ence tryin for lympics tikees- let mii show u dem!
(1976,80,84,88, 96 (gotz sum ! didnt go- hotel 2 hard)
mite try one more tyme doh- we’ll c !
p.s. frm da pittysburgr PA yoo goez too dizzywhirld,in Fla,
not dizzyland inna so cal- dizzy whirld iz closer to
PA = cheaper
DizzywhirldinFloridacanhasCatsablanca! Ai r 90 minits awae frum tehre! Hashim, let mi knoe wehn teh tyme coems nd Ai kan meet u nd ur brother nd gib u teh grand tour.
hmmm…. we haz fans on da roof and a AC on da wall, mah room, let meh show
u it!! and btw, gud luck on da olympic ticket!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1865594
ok ! ai saw ur room, an yer pics ob pakistan- beri pretty ! luksa lot liek so cal, wid da palm trees ! but much greener ! lubly shots ob da park wid da trees n greengrass. left msg onna pic ob yer room.
fanx fur da compliments sparkysmom!!
i duznt liek reeding teh nooz, too much skary. but i will keep gud thouts taht fings wurk owt okay an yoo an yor fambly stays saef!
dis is jus luvly dats all
“Hey!…Hoominz….We can has privacy, plzthxBAI??!!!”
Ok if u saev teh speeseez but teh kittehs downt need 2 heer awl dat panda MOANium. Bee kwiet.
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Do pandas make noises? Ever? Even when doin the speshul Pandy dansdansdans?
Teh Peter Panda Dance has bery importunt werds! (Ai hoep tihs iz teh rite clip…Ai cannut wach it awn tihs pooter.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62rVUWYTbaM
Randy Pandas
Elebenty Seberal juicy burgers to you ETMCM!!
Prettee gud fur sumwun nawt in TTI!!
WOAH, turn the camera off- its goin x rated!
LIVE!!!!!
Panda on Panda Action
… next, on Animal Planet After Dark
Get you mynds out ob teh guttah!
I fink dats a pitcher of dat Tai Shan bear an hims mom.
Preverts. Sheesh!
eggsacklee. ai dint eebin tink wuz a notty picshoor fer a wile til ai herd whut dose pervirts had 2 say….
oh, nd btw……DR TINYCAT??? SPLORT!
hang on chocolate samus i call ccc
it be comin to us -in mean tyme i covers you wid floofy blankie and check pulse
here it be
scrape scrape brains inna pan
pick owt da funny bits frum floor
pour carefully inta samuss head
pak evenly, and duct tape alla round
den give samas a fruity drink wid in bamboo container
there bedder?
dr tinycat be referrin phycishun fur dis splort repair
yah, i finkso taht’s a bebbeh an himz mommeh. teh wun iz lots liddler tahn teh ovver.
TOO FOR SICK ATE!
NOWS DEH TIME 2 PRO-CRE-8!
“MAM!! iz so glad to see u!! now bout da car i wanted….”
Hai Haishim! Izzit “Gud morning” fur yoo nao???
An – ai do believe yoo hav got it eggactlee rite – waht iz going awn heer wif teh Pandas. Eben as DaveCanHasDrTinycat said!
Ohai JCH4K!!! itz very earily fur meh rite naow…. mah kitteh woke me up wiff a HUGE HEDBONK!!! *BONK* aaarrghhh…. it still hurts a bit…. he got so playful that wouldnt let me sleep!! so how r u??
i fink i didnt post anyfing on ICHC yesterday…
yes, i wuz wunderin where you can has been!
mai momcat forced meh to go wiff her in her grrly shopping, u knoes, da clothes,
da jewellery etc…. and waz we stuck in da traffic!! it took us almost an hour to cross one street!!! i dunno but dey were lifting a car, which waz blocking all da traffic, and luckily, i took a pikshure!! heres da linky
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1864348
Waow, Hashim. Dat’s sum car liftin.
ya, couldnt get a clear pikshure though… da stoopy corolla had to cum in front
at da nick of tiem!!*sigh*
ah, so tahts wut yoo wuz doin. wuz kinda wurryin abowt teh polly tickle sitchumashun goin kablooey an takin yoo wif it. but yoo wuz shoppin (yoo a gud son, yoo carry all teh pakkajes, riet?
) an watchin sum kool kar-liftin!
ya carrying all da bags, we went shopping fur da da items dat would last us
a month! thats a lot of bags!!
thanx fur teh cool pix,Hashim!
it’s nice 2 see Pakistan
Ohai Kayjoy!! i haz a whole album of da pikshures of Pakistan, heres da linky!
http://www.picasaweb.google.co.uk/s.hashimhaider/Pakistan
ooh! kan haz nise green grass! heer wher i live in arizona iz verry hard to get teh green grass. iz intrestin to see wut pakistan luks liek wher yoo live – iz verry diffrent frum how i imajined. teh street wif teh howses an kars luks liek any street in my nayborhud (eksept teh lawn are green, heer we mostly just haz roks in teh yards). iz a playse very far away, in sum ways very diffrunt an in ovver ways verry teh same! teh hill wif teh river runnin by it luks like a dezert hill heer wher i live, but teh river wuld probly not haz water in it heer. most ob teh rivers heer are seezunal. we go places to see water in rivers an lakes – seein water iz a toorist attrakshun! an iz nice to see yoo too! yoo reminds me ob my boyz hoo are yor age, more or less (wun older, wun yunger) fank you for teh linky!
Hmmm…. dier iz a place where u eet fast food here and its called Arizona Grill.
Its one of mah favourites!! Arizona musta be gud, wiff all da water andtoorist attraction!!
O Hai, Hashim & Janet & MaryO!
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Gud nite, Hashim & Janet & MaryO! Tiem fur meh to leev teh werk & go hoam. Yay! Ebbreewun haz a gud nite oar moarnin oar whatever yew wantz to haz!
fanx nightshayde!!
gud nite!!
sleep tight!!
dun let da lolbugs bite!!
Ah don tink that a hug…
Iz lyk wen mawm n dad tell meh Buddy went 2 “Puppie Layke.”
Take all da time u needing for da lovin.
Dis panda-lubbin looks komblikated….
“I want to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that won’t screw to save its species.”
**groan upz boice** U see jimmy, wen 1 panda lurvs anoter panda bery much……
But teh European Longhorn Beetle can not haz a saving? Survivel of teh cootest is fail.
attenshun!
Huging is not noming
why de hell do u think ur species is dying, lulz?
yeah, sorry for the lack of lolspeak but that is definitely a baby panda so all of this is pretty disturbing.
pandaz not do face2face lubbin. Only da primatez and sea mammalz do dat. Deze pandz sabin da speecees by playin and creatin hapi vibe, promotin good will toards uvers.
Doan be squicked and doan be pg13. Iz all gud cleen fun heer.
sorree, ahz jus been a goofz, dunnut meanz 2 bee offendin anybodiez.
de pandaz be splortworthy & meh trine to distrack mehsef so ah doez not…
*SPLORT*
darn, 2 latez
Oh noes, Ai fink Ai see ur problum……ur red CHRG iz tew loose! Ai’ve cawled 9-elebenty, teh CCC iz awn teh wae! *WEEOOO, WEEOOO, EEMURGENCEE LIET GOING BLOO-BLOO-BLOO, SKREECH!!*
Scoopee scoopee scoopee braynes offa floor
Pour braynes bak in Bluesfan473’s hed
Pat pat pat
Pulls bloo CHRG wdoi onto hed, gets bloo duckee taep from CCC
Tapee tapee tapee
Fassens bloo 50’s stile baving cap over CHRG
Wraps BF473 in sawft bloo blankee wif saxafones awn it nd gibs hur choklit martooni nd choklit possums
Dere, dere, u just rezt heer inna Splortz Lounj until u feel bettur!
Huh? I think dis is a mommeh panda wit her bebe! No bouncy-bouncy, just hugs amirite?
yeah… that panda looks seriously underage…
*lolspeek off*
*northeastern liberal speeak on*
May I offer generic apologies to any who were offended by the comments which suggested that the contact between the two pandas was anything other than a adult child embrace. However, on this site anthropomorphizing is a common practice and the ambiguity of the caption, and perhaps the photo as well, left much room for speculation as to how these two pandas were ’saving the species’.
While I have no statistics to support this position I would venture the guess that virtually no one who frequents this site is so naive as to be unaware of where kittens or puppies or baby pandas come from or how they came to be there. So if the prurient nature of some comments is offensive to some, please consider that the puritanical nature of some readers can be an equal burden to others. Many have clamped down significantly and made their comments more conservative so most comments are rated G, PG, or PG-13. Perhaps the Cheezpeeps at the less liberal end of the spectrum could ease up commensurately. I think that cutting loose would be wrong and people would leave, and that clamping down is just as wrong and would have the same result.
* northeastern liberal speak off*
*resume lolspeek*
OMG! WTF wuz dat?!?!?
LOL! Funny Picture
Um, I think that might be a baby panda with its parent. Making this gross.
Iz it can be sexy tiem nao plz?