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You have to eat your vegetables before you can have dessert…
But kittehz aer nawt vejitairiunz
GMTA Anni!
…a nice joooosy mausse.
Hey!
How can u haz enny pudding if u don’t eer ur meat?
hey! Teechas! Leaf tehm kittehs alone!
Awl in awl, yoor jus anudder cat awn teh wall.
We doan nead noe veggie nomminz…
We doan nead noe bred oar roalz…
Noe corm oar ricez in owr fudboal…
Hyoomin, givz us meat aloan…
Hay! Hyoomin! Givz us meat aloan!
Awl n awl we jess wontz sum moar meat n da boal.
Awl n awl we jess wontz sum moar meat n da boal.
Gotta saiz, Aahz, tahts OWTSTANDIN!!!!Elebenty!!
Give teh kittehs toonah!!
elebenty burgers, Aahz!!!!!
WIN!
Ware ar teh votin burgrs wen we needs them?
Yep, elebenty-elebenz timez win an awsum fur Aahz!
you win the internets!
EPIC WIN!!!!
@@@@@@@@@ FTW !!1!! Awesum Aahz
Pinkee (toepads) Floyd! FTW!!!!
nawt oridjunal, but meh sez: WIN! Pink Flaywd <3
Tu layte
congrajumikashons on teh nawt sekund, maus! yoo r so fasst, mebbe we do a speedee danse wif sayftee ornj vests so nowon gets hurted? or wutteber yoo wants.
tyme fer dansin’!!
OOOO doing da safety dance….
(musical notes here) We can dance if we want to….
We can leeve awl ur frenz behaind
cos ur frenz dont dans
and if dey dont dans
dey r no frenz of mine …
Men wifout hats REF!!!
Wherez Lyanthya an her *nekkid dansdansdans* when wii needs her !!!!
Noe iitz tehm. Ai wil givyu gushifudz. Gud gushifudz. No worrii!
Ware’z mai cheezburger
Con-cat-shoe-laces on purrfectly sekund ^^
Here haz a brokkoli insted
and kittehs r not vegemateriuns.
GMTA Leeza!
And we did it twyce!!
Praps we iz twinnz!
You two crack me up!
Pleh. Dis is food fer teh foods…
THIS wun, Maus, iz . . .wun ov yur best, ait think!
yoo take a bite tehn
ooooooh no, poor kitteh! ai wil tast teh dredful karrot fur yu, an show yu dat nawt al teh orng ons are *crunch* *chew* poys…ACK!!
*pases awt ded*
Oh noes!!!1!! Whiskers, u kant bee ded! *lifs whiskers hed adn oapens mouf. ceez teh pees ov oranj karot in froat. Terns whiskers ober adn wax hart on teh bak. Oranj karot flize owt ov mouf* Whiskers, whiskers, waek awp peeze. U ok nao?? Heerz sum hawt choklit adn a sof floofy bankee.
yoo kan saev mai lief anytyme MM
Wy, fank u Cimbacat. {{{Cimbacat}}}
I fink yur supposeta poundem hard onna chest an hoolah “breeve, dammit!”
At leese dats hau tehy duz it on TV
*adn starts turnin oranj wit stripirs*
*GAAASPP* iz okai. ai m fine nao…
fank yu al fur yur suport.
U gabe mee da bunnehs fud!
o hai Tribble! How iz Uz dis mornin?
Two_kittehs, u haz bof ur kitthes on yr abatar! Eye hazn’t turneded myne on yet, intertubes mooving rilli slow dis mornin. Taykes furebber.
Eye iz phine tank u, an u?
I ar good, btw I haz joined the yahoo grp also
has Ur eber been to Jazz in deh Garden series
in the sculpture garden of Nashunal Gallry of Art?
It sounds like fun an iz free!
On every Friday till Oct3
U joyeded da yahoo groop? Oh boi! Eye hazzen’t been ober dare inna few dayz. Eye shure dat eye iz bout 500 elebenty e-meows behynd.
Know, eye haz nebber been tu da Jazz inna Garden. U muss bee clowser tu DC dan mee. U rite it duz sownd phun. Butt mye sun haz futbawl gaymes ebree Friday nite frum now until Novemburr.
And ai iz NAWT bunnehs! Ai iz KITTEH! Nao give me kitteh food, gushifood! kthxbai.
I WANT MY MAYPO!
Yer wat?
Wuz a mayple-flaverd sereul in teh US. Ai donut finkso tehy maeks it ennymoar. Adbertyzmints alwaze showd shreekin kidlets saein tehy wunted it.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
Thx, Ai doan’t fink dat reeched TTI!
I think it’s still made, Ly, but it’s not very popular anymore, and it’s really hard to find in the stores.
Wal, Ai nebber hadded it. Aiz too yung.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
http://www.lavasurfer.com/bchof/hof-maypo.html
http://www.lavasurfer.com/bchof/hof-maypo.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maypo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maypo
http://www.homestatfarm.com/history_maypo.php
http://www.homestatfarm.com/history_maypo.php
Maypo iz still maed and abailable, per one uv teh phree linx abuv.
Oh hai, Anni. In the USA, Maypo is a brand of oatmeal flavored with maple. Back in my childhood *mumblemumble* years ago, the advertising featured children who would not eat any other hot cereal, with the catch-phrase “I want my Maypo”.
Ai fink Quaker maek sodid flavr oatmeels – nawt shore iffn dey haz a mapul wun tho.
Ai finkso tehy duz.
Kwayker teh kompanee, taht is, nawt teh ackshual Kwaykers.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
yep they do, I’m lookin’ at a package right now.
Teh ackshual Kwaykers can has nuffin to do wif teh otemeels, tho. Ai noes, acoz Ai is wun.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Shouldn’t that be “Ly quakes her thang” then?
I will tremoruslee say yes.
one quivvers wit anti………….(SAY IT!!!)………..pation.
oh Rocky…. *sigh*
hay, I like those stokkings.
do tehy come in midnite bloo?
FTW !! And what lovely underthings you both have.
Quaker iz juss teh nicknaem uv The Society Of Friends – Mai little sister belongs.
Ai juss lukked dem up – in TTI, dey do a mapul an froot an nut flavr, but nawt juss mapul.
Mmmm…. Iz mai fayvrit flavr.
silly Ly
O mai hevins, teh kid akshully had a nayme — Marky Maypo.
http://www.homestatfarm.com/history_maypo.php
yup
Showin yer age dere,Maus……..
Ya think?
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours…
Ai bet Ai iz owlder dan bofe uv u!
Combined?
Possiblee
Cum awn, annipuss, u r nawt DAT auld!1!!! Ebben iffn u finks u be too old to be hostess 2 cheezpeeps during teh Lundun lolympics in 2012.
luks at Annie……wif hope burning brightley in mah beedy blue-green-and bloodshots. *blink, blink-blink*
Dan…is u tryin to pull off teh “coy” luk ??????
I’ve tried “coy”, didn’t wurk. Ya’ll know me far too well.
Try “pleading”…..dat mite werk
Not coy! Roy!!
I feel a list coming on…
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50 Ways 2 Leave Ur Burger
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Abandon teh table, Sable
Bite teh veggies, Reggie
Chew teh ragout, Lou
Don’t order chopped steak, Jake
E…
Hab teh cheez,Louise…..
Ingest teh roll,Troll…..
Jaw teh pea,Marie…..
K…..
Heave the horseraddich, gladys
Ignore the Onion…..Igore?
Jerk the Jalapeno’s
K…
Kibble’s on ur plate, Nate
Lick teh spoon, June
Meet teh sweets, Pete
Nom teh tomato, Plato
O…
Order all Onions Oliver
Push the Pizza Leeza
Qwaff the Qwince Vince
R…
Rinse the raddiches Randy
Smear the secret-sauce Simon
Take the toblerone Theodore
U…
Upend teh rum, chum
Vend teh pork, Mork
Wrestle the brekky, Becky
*ahem* Somebody’s not quite with the plan… stagehanddan
Rasher of bacon, Macon
Sample teh poi, Roy
Try teh ravioli, Foley
U…
Xtreme Ranch Doritos, Pepito
Yams wif marshmallows, Fellow
Zucchini’s ur fren, Ren
Um, this list shoulda beed titled “26 Ways 2 Leave Ur Burger”. Kthxplzmarkurcopiesaccordingly
GHAAAAAA……………!!!@#$#$^%%^&^&
Choke onyer Critquek, Monique
No to worries, we sends u to Redial Rhiming Skool, where u will be teached by Doctor Proctor and Perfesser Nesser.
Just want teh list to be swell, Rochelle
wai doncha start ober, rober
Let’s talk like this all day, Fay.
ooo good fun dan & I can gets tew
pik-out Nawt Sekund Dai ov Skool
owt-phits adn packbacks!!
LCB can stay&play? yay!
Ooh, fun! Whut will u gets?
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Addidas for ur feets, Pete
Backpaks to hold ur books, Brooke
Crochet tops to wear, Blair
D…
As long as I can, Jan
Denim 2 enhands a Derieere, Pierre
Erasers fur yur essay, Esme
Folders to maek files, Lyle
G…
Gear for gym class, Cass
Hunnert dollar towel, Raoul
Ink in all hues, Sooz
J…
Jumper from Ty Booteek, Luke
Keys for Locker, Jock(er)
Laces fur gym shoes, Cruz
Magical Pen, Jen
N…
Nikkers in green, Noreen
Oilpaint and canvas, Gus
Pretty dress for teh prom, Tom (NTTAWWT)
Q…
Quilted Pencil Case, Jase
Ribbons for your hair, Cher
Shiny Earrings, Dah-lings
TTI Map for Geography, Penelope
U…
Undies clean 4 Munday, Sonny
Verizin fur yur texts, Lex
WordPress fur yur Blog, Dog
Xylophone lessons too, Stu
Yummy Chzburger fur lunch, Bunch
Zillions of gud grades, Kittehs!
WOW!! TWO reelee fantastick liszts ♫ rite together! Ai donut believe this has ebber bin dun befoar! Brasvissimi a tutti!!!
Wee useded to talk like dis all teh tiem — “What’s your story, Morning Glory?” “That’s the tale, Nightingale,” etc. Not to mention “Don’t panic, Titanic” and “At ease, Disease.”
Dere wuz alsew teh “fungus amongus” an “malaria in the area.”
Bringz bak teh memries, it duz…
“What’s your story, Morning Glory?”
Bye-Bye Birdie ref FTW!!
Ai fink Ai’d need an elastik syded howse 2 put up awl teh peepl hoo want 2 stai wiv me – Ai haz seed teh commints awn teh “Skottee” fred.
iz yoor backyard spacie?? wii cud stai in kitteh tents
adn cook onna campfyres, adn fyremens wud come
adn that wud bee the phunn fer yoo – wright?
At teh moment, teh back gardin iz obergrowed wiv blackberris – dey iz howldin hans across it. Mai sunn sez Ai need a flaym frower 2 cleer it.
sea…i knew firemens wud come inta plaii
Ai’ll cum and cleer it 4 u, yes? Ai lubs digging in teh garduns, but ai has no garden nao, jest belconee, nawt so mush fun akshually. Ai lubs blackberries, awlways went harvesting when ai was YNNG. *sigh* Gone are teh days … and teh gardun.
If ur blackberries has hands, u has bigger prollems than whare to put all teh cheezpeeps.
Waal, eben iffn dey hazn’t got hands, dey iz doin a grate job uv maekin it impossibul 2 goe down teh gardin! Teh wuns awn teh left syde iz joyned up wiv teh wuns awn teh rite.
Those blackberries is up to something. If I was u, I’d call teh firemans and then stay inside armed wif a cricket bat until teh authoritais arrive.
Mai sunn sez iffn Ai trie 2 go up teh gardin, Ai muss tye a string roun mai waste an teh uvver end 2 teh bakk dore so Ai can fined mai wai bakk!
Cricket bat? Duz they chirp AND fly?
depends upon two things, 1) how hard you swing, 2) how firm your grip.
omg, Annipuss is gonna end up
walking inta her black burries
and findin a howse mada candee
Teh ownlee libing fings in teh gardin (apart frum teh blackberris) iz teh fox famblee. Teh babbeh wuns cum rite up 2 teh fronch windo an watch teh TB wiv me. Der aer sum pikchoors in mai profiel uv dem.
Rut-roh. No warning on da pix. Blargh. Ai r ded frum teh cyoot.
oh noes! DK!
*rushes to colleckt brane spillaj, and put bak in teh craniul cavitee*
*raps wif brite pink ducky tape, and puts on a chrg wif brite stripes like the used in teh lolypmic closin seremoanies last nite*
*cept oranj*
*tucks teh whitest sawftest blanket around DK and hands her dark choklit and a fyremens calendar to luk at*
How’s dat? Feeling betterer?
oh leeza, fanks so mushly. Does fockses bes just TOO adorabul!
*Nibbles chonklitt adn klutches callender in caes LCB iz arownd*
*wimpers* Duz yoo fink ai cud has sum hawt chonklitt too? Wif maybe a liddel Catlua innit? *pleeding big eyses*
oh shur!
*hands DK a big mug uv just wut Dr. Tinycat orderd*
Sorry itz so late, werk werk werk….
Nawt to worree – saem heer.
Fanks! *sluuuuurrrppppp* Ahhhh.
oohhh I luvs teh campin!
we can has s’mores too?
Rite naow Ai feal `bowt 103!
it is said that you’re only as old as ya feel………..if so, where are my Social Security checks, they’re months behind.
i am aktully qwite happee tew bee findin owt that
the peeps here aura in the ages of “wiser” so i kin
feel more atta home…
I always tell JCH4K that we are “vintage”…
U n me bowf …
We iz liek uh fyn wyn, gittin beddurer wif ayj
Word!
You may be fyn wyn but I is more like cheep jug wyn, I just git moar sour an acidic wif passin year. Hopefuly we’se unlike some cheese taht just git runny an smelly.
Itz not teh yeers… it’s teh mileage.
… n ware U bin awn da trip…
As in ‘Older – Budweiser’?
Stale beer… Pleh!
Better than used beer.
with budweiser………….how can you tell?
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oh, and iffen yer feelin’ suicidal, offer a budweiser to a viet-nam combat veteran. It’s one way to get yer head handed to you, without a ribbon, or silver salver.
I unnerstan frum a TTI friend dat the reason Murkins serve Bud Cold is so you can distingwish it from the ‘fresh from horse’ brew.
ya know the real reason the British drink their beer warm? Lucas makes refigerators too.
Wii liek beer colder than a cold thing from the planet cold… on a cold day
I fot it was acause of the way tehy heet their homes, they can serve beer room temp an it tastes gud, about 50 dgrees.
luv eht, gonna use that. with yer permission of course.
Dats why us guise no longer gets to preciate the *nekkid dansdansdans*’
ask anybody who’s had to work on a Triumph, Morris, MG, or Jag. They’ll just nod they bruised heads. Bruised from beating forhead against brick wall.
granted ob korse, heck yo can even claim you made it up, dats wut I do wif the stuff I steal fum you.
OK Let’s see, we live in on an Island known fer wet weather so first lets design our cars with a Positive ground.
I had a BSA 441 victor motorcycle when I wuz a YNG and dats prolly why I’ze old and cranky noaw. Spended moar time titenin evey thing than I did actuall ridin.
Dan, we in teh TTI am eggsentric; TTI cars has purrsonalittees – yu has tu talk tu dem then dey will werk ok…
GP, I had a ‘73 MGB, till I killed it. and I still have a ‘67 Mini Automatic, which is a restoration project at this point.
yay! yu has to gibes dem names adn talks to dem tu… dey is jus liek plants!
Oh dear, annipuss! Wot happened? U were awnly mumblemumble a few freds ago!! Here, ai pull up a comfy chair 4 yoo. Why dont u sit daon while ai gets teh YNG and the fyremens from teh NB 2 do ur shopping adn household and teh gardening? Here is a naice hawt choklit drink and sum choklit crickets (possums r out, apparentlee) and a soft floofy blanket wif berry prince.
Dat sowndz liek hebben! Unforchoonitlee, Ai haz 2 go naow an do teh irnin – der iz a shortij uv YNGs in dese parts!
I got my ironing done early today. I would be glad to help with yours…
So yung, so cyoot, so polite, so… nekked!
Someone else will need to take care of the blackberry brambles. I’m not dressed correctly for gardening…
Sownds like a caes fur
DanRob Roy adn hims broadsward.I have my trusty Zippo at the ready…
anni said qwoth “Mai sunn sez Ai need
a flaym frower 2 cleer it.” zippo wont
*ahem* “cut-it”
U doan noez Maus’ Zippo …
…
… oar rhsb’z Zippo — it bernded daown da Nottee Barn…
My Zippo has a few “custom” settings, and an 1 gallon external fuel tank. I think it could get the job done…
uh ohs… sownds like Maus haz upgraded hiz armerrie….
my bad
oh, Anni ! aiz so sawwy ! Ai maed ‘nouns ment
onna da uvver fred bowt da gud werk ob da
TTI’es inna da lympics? an b4 ai node it, Janet
and May Whee has uz awl go en to da lympics
inna London in 2012, AND STAYIN WID U !
OMCC
dont wii has more cheezfrens inna da London ?
shirley knot jest yoo?
(awl tho, it doez seem liek ull get yur yard
cleened up by dem fore free ! tee hee- may b
da nekkid lawn-mower guize wood do it for
yoo !)
Doan’t wurree sparkysmom, Ai haz enjoid teh fun an mite eben (if Ai is still able to stand up bai den) fink abowt habin a howse gest or 2 – but liek Ai sed, Ai will be 73 bai den an mai nawt be fit!
Wen we bisited Marfa in teh horspital,she had a possum hangin frum her light fixture….he wuzzint chokklit,tho.
Yup, iz a giftie frum teh yvi-kitteh! Iz apparentlee teh hit ov teh floor…awl teh nerses tell eech odder nawt to be skared wehn dey sees sumfing hang ober mii.
Mai doc Fellow named teh possum yestidai: Mussopo Possum.
Ohai!! Possum sowds like the WIN, (gud name for a kitteh 2, ackshully!)
How is u doing Pb2K? Ebbery thing ok so fars?
Ohai leeza-b!! I’z doing well – akshulle, teh docs are bored wif mii, I’z such a boring pashunt! So far, eberyfing haz bin going as it shuld, so hopefully I’z gonna be outta heer in a week or so!
ohai PB2K .. glad to heer that things are going well. And that yew has a possum to keeps you companie. Bestest wishes to you!!
Yeah, PB2K! Sew glad u iz sush a borin pashunt. No X sight mint is awlwais gud n teh horse pistol. BTW, iffin u b needin teh possums 2 taik home wif u, u kin haz teh wuns taht tares up mai yard ebery nite. Cannawt b plantin nuffink wifowt teh liddul demons diggin up adn frowin awai. Ai noes taht tehy diggin tehm up 2 fine teh grubbehs, but m N sultin taht tehy fling tehm cross teh yard. MaiB tehy cud beez keepin ur kittehs bisi chasin tehm wile u beez recubberatin.
Ohai PB2K !!1!! Aim soooo glad tew heer ur duin gud. Been wonderin an watchen 4 newz bout u!! Keep up teh gud heelin {{{PB2K}}}
what a cutie kitteh
wid big sad eyes
I gibes U whatever U wants
looks lyk garfield on diy-eet… erm ai meen diet
Oh, wut preddy ize dis kitteh haz! Teh karot wil halp u keap ur gud i-site.
awww – so cute kitteh!
This manga kitteh has been photoshopped. Not cool.
oooo….. a number 4 troll!!…..wut tu du….wut tu du…..
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*Handz sue a chill pill adn rapz her in a floofee blankee.*
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ai jus gotta joblot of oring mauses from fleabay – shall I brings dem?
i generallee save teh ornj mauses fr teh tocksic twolls (i.e., teh wunz dat hav teh meen and/oar offensif things to say); payment in kind, so to speek.
*** trumpet fanfare ***
Here ye,awl cheezfrenz…..
Dis past Caturday saw the meeting uv Demoncat(Jeani),Zski(Wendy),Teenie(Melissa,wif hers hubby,Mike),and ai(Karen),at teh Meeshigun RenFest.
Despite a terribly hawt day,a great time wuz had by awl, and Wendy,Melissa,
Mike,& ai gotted to see our own Marfa(Pwndby2kitttehs) in teh horspital!!!
Soree ai wuz nawt able to pass on teh hugs peeps wuz giving (infection worries),but we did pretend hugs {{{ }}}.
Ai will post pictures as soon as they are developed !!!!
Woot woot! Sound teh trumpets, blow teh horns, beat teh drums!1!!
Thanx 4 teh njoos and tx for lukking in awn Marfa (Pwndby2kittehs). Keep us poasted, eeckthecat!!1!!
Yay, Eeck! ‘Twas big fun, eben tho I’z awn hug-restrikshuns. I finkso dat habbing cheez-bisitors wuz bery gud fer mai blood – teh cownts is just awn teh borderlien ov neutropenic, an mai doc sez dat I shuldn’t be liek dat fer lawng – dat mai noo euro-boi cells will start werking in a fyoo daze!!
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Oh…an kitteh? Plz to nawt worree abowt teh orinj karrot – at leest yoo can haz teh fresh fuds. So eet it an enjoi it fer me, k? (I can NAWT haz fresh stuffs – infekshun risk, phooey)
PwndBy2Kittehsssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
*runs at a galllop tword pwnd*
*skreeeech*
*stops suddenlees doo to hug restrikshuns*
*tumples head ober teakettle *
*gentull hedbonks*
Ohai, MaryO!!!!
*laughs wif Mary ober her fabulous arribal*
*hedbonks to MaryO*
Hao ar yoo, m’deer???
i aer muches better now dat i reeds dat you be teh boring to teh doctors.
may you always not be an “interesting case” and be boring az pawsibul to teh doctor’s wif yr steady recubbereez!
Oh hai, PB2K! ai just roted yoo a noat, too – but WP eeted it! Teh SEKOND wun in 20 minits. Fur sum reezon, WP duzn’t seem to laik me today.
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Maybe it will sho up soon. But in teh meenwile, ai’m SOOOOO glad to heer teh gud helth nooz! And too bad about teh hugs! But teh horspital is rite. Yoo cannawt bee too careful!
Dat wuz teh bestest entrance,Mary !!!
And Yay fer blood cownts,Marfa!!
Wish we culda stayed lawnger…..u did cawl yer Dadcat back,diddint u ??
Yesh, Eeck, I did! He thot it wuz bery kewl ov y’all to kum bisit mii affpurr being in teh hawt an hoomid meeshigum wedder awl day!!
Hai, PB2K! Ai cayme running too, wehn a saw Mary O’ taeking off laik tht, but then when ai saw hao fast she stopped, ai slowed down, too!!
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This awl sounds laik reelee reelee gud noos! Eben if yoo cant has teh fresh froots oar the hugs!
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When can yoo hav moar visitors? an – when did we hav a hawt an hoomid day??? Ai seem to hav mist it!
Please please please don’t post any more photoshopped pics like this one. The strength of icanhascheezburger is in its genuine capture of kitteh nature in all its wonderful forms. Faked pictures are not funny, however well done they are (which this one is definitely not).
And it’s not like you’re short of submissions!
Dear FF,
Teh Cheezes might not regularly monitor teh commints, so u might wanna send ur suggestion to them via teh “Contact us” link over on teh right (www.icanhascheezburger.com/contact/) or by using teh “Contact us via Email” link at teh very bottom of teh page.
Mostly teh commints pages are for teh having of teh fun, not so much teh complaining. But sometimes we still do. kthxbai
Thanks. Wait, I mean tnx.
A Nuzzer Number 4 Troll!!!!!
*Runz 2 ty boo teek adn gitz a luvvlee floofee blankee
*wif liddul photoshopped kittehz adn puppeez adn bunneez awl ober it.*
*rapz fatfingers in blankee.*
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hey, mebee i shudz be trollish so i can haz a lubblee floofee blankee wif lil fotoshopped kittehz danzink?
here u r Mary. I gibs u a beri niec fotoshopped blankee. It haz awl teh kolorz of teh kittehz awn it. Oranj, stripee, tuxie, greybo, blakie, snoball… tehy be grabbin floofie pawz adn be danzink awl ober teh plaec. Sowries, it nawt eben be very gud fotoshop. U can see by lookin at teh pixels. But it iz beri, beri floofie jus 4 u.
awwwwww ….
i LUBS it. i lub teh pixels. i merember win i wuz a lil kitteh, i had a pixel harecut. adn i awlwayz giggle at the bloo cornish pixelz in teh Hairy Potta mobie speshullee win Hermyonee stoopy fies dem…but i duznt like teh pixel sticks- too muches shuger adn artifishul colourz iz teh pleh…
[streem of conshusness went over teh banx]
I hads teh pixel harecut, 2! But I hated mines. Hated it wif a passion that burned as brite as a thousand suns. My frenz, who all hads teh long, curly, abudant hairs, teased my hairs by calling me “boy.”
pleh. me 3.
my mommeh thot I was so KYOOT wif teh boi cut.
plehplehplehplehplehplehplehplehplehpleh!!
When I gotted old enuf to say no, I didn’t even
allow a trim for 7 yeers.
My split ends, I cudda showed u them!
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i hoep you showed dem how girlee you wuz by whompin dem a gud wun?
Lets just say that that was where I began my vast of pre-owned hair accessories.
i wuz just thinking how fun it would’ve bean if,
through some sort of freakish time/space continuyum rift thingy,
we had been frenz as yungguns .
But the universe is wise: what havok would ha’ bin wrought…
wise, but not fun *sigh*
then we wouldnt ever be old!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!! **cough, cough!!**
aargh! hairballs agayn!! *sigh* **voice turns very squeky**
huh??
wat happened to mah voice?
in mah skool, da boi’z r trying to keep loooooong hair!! i fink az long az da grrlz!
dey fink itz “cool” but i say, girly mon!!!
oh noes. nawt teh *gasps* photoshopped *ungasps* kittehz adn bunneez.
U has a lame.
Ifn ai’m gonna eet sumfin orinj, ai want teh cheez frum a few lols bak.
Amens to dat !!!!!!
ornj fingz i lubz to eat which aer not poiysin:
A bowl of ornj sherbet wif fudj soss on taupe, or moar akkuratelee…
Bowl of fudj soss wif a lil ornj sherbet innit
Cheddar cheez wif teh ornj culr frum beta caroteen
D…
dark chokklit wif oranj flavor
elebenty cheezy poofs
fried cheez
g…
Delishuslees cukked ornj ruffy fishes
Entire botlol of carrot ornj joos made by Smantha Sumfin
Fresh satsuumaz
G…
Grated cheddur
Hot cheez fondoo
Icee frozun screwdrivers
Juice o teh tangereen- Yum!
Kuraçao
liqueur, ornj
Marnier, gran
Navel ornjz
Ornj zest
P…
Pulpy Orinj (drink)
Qarrots
R…
Rawr Carrots
Sweet potatoes
Tea, ornj pekoe cut
U…
Pimentoz
Quite ripe orinjez
Reelee cheezee cheez puffz
S…
sweet ornj peppers
tinned mandarine ornjs
u…
unbeleeeevably jooosee peeches
very ripe mangoez
watermellons , yes i has seed ornj ontheinsied wuns
x…
Xtraktid fraesh karot joos
Yella orinj buttrnut squashz
n summor Zest!
Hai PercyCat!! I b soo glad u finished diz alfabet. Mai braynez b n=mush adn I kuddn’t fink uv enneething!!!!!!!!
Aww por kitteh – iz nawt poysn. Iz gud 4 U. Wi nebber wanna poysn kittehs!
Oh, Mmmmaaaaauuuuusssss!!!
Did u c teh cheez a fue lols bak? It wud maek lublee omlets…
That was me checking my inventory. That much cheese would make enough Ebil omelets to
take control overfeed a lot of people…Ai figgured dat wuz wut Maus hevven wud luk lyk.
Ai lubs teh cheez, 2. Jes abowt enny kind.
In Lexington (KY), tehre iz a stoer calld “Liquor Barn” dat nawt onlee carrys awl sorts ov alkyhawl, but gud fuds, 2. U shud c tehir cheez seleckshun! Yum, yum. Ai lubs to go tehre an by teh fuds, wich r berry nommable. Funnee fing iz, ai rarelee by alkyhawl!
If you like cheeses, you should try some Port wine to go with them. Very good after (or in place of) dessert. Some Stilton, some Port, maybe some nuts or champagne grapes… Yum!
Just thinking about it made me have a DID flare-up…
Speekin ov fuds: Teh hawt dawg man heer at werk must b tryin 2 eet helthier.
.
.
Dere r wheet buns onna top uv teh mikrowaev.
U is habbin tehm alot latelee, buddee. Mebbe u shud has dat luuked at?
I memberz dat plais — dey DEW can haz da gud nomminz!
Ai mite b goin 2 Lexington awn Thursdai, aftur werk.
Ifn ai do, ai’m goin there!
Dey eben has teh cheeze-caek onna schtick! Iz frozen, regular flavor wif hard choklit coatin! YUM!
Ai werked inna deli sum yeers ago. It wuz mai nite jawb.
Wen I wuz a kiddlet maybe 7 yers old, muh uncle libbeb in Lexington. He came to vizit us one time and he brang a box dat I knew had candy in but my pop stashed it inna likker cabinet dat was a liddle cupboard mounted way high agin the ceelin inna corner ob the kitch (early childproofin). So, bean smarter den de aberage bear, pulled the table under the cabinet, and put a chair onna table and climbed up and grabeded a few of then choklits and stuffed all in muh mouf. I climbed down and sat back to nom on my illgotten gains only to discover they were POYSIN. Muh uncle had brung a bawx of bourbon filled choklits fer my dad and I thot they were candee. Pleh Pleh Pleh blargh barf, and I gawt cawt.
Gettting cawt iz deninitelee teh wurst! LOL!! Ai nebber trai enething – cux ai awlwaiz get cawt!
Oh Hai rhsb,
Aih live in Lexington too. Aih ken see dat Likker Barn frum mii offise. Aihl bii waven a floofy paw tew u Thursdai !!! Sumtiems aih go ther tew stock up an get teh gud noms.
Purty gurls doesn hasta buy alkyhol, der’s lotsa guise willing to do dat fer dem.
Well, udder tahn teh hubbeh, nobodeez eber baut mi alkyhawl.
Ai ushullee onlee by teh fuds at teh Likker Barn. Ai has baut teh alkyhawl, but iz been wif mai own munnees.
Mebbe ai nawt purty enuf 2 b baut alkyhawl? *snif, snif*
**rhsb goes an hides unner teh bed agin.**
Mayby yer nawt hangin owt waer mens buy drinks fer de wimmins? Iffen you do awl of yer imbibin here or in the Nawty Barn then the other fellahs won’t git a chants to try to impress yo.
I would buys you a choclit martoonie an sit an talk but I doan fink I would buy you a boddle of wine that you wood take home and enjoy it wiffout me. Onna odder hand you might nawt enjoy it as mush if were der, it’s a conundrum
*hedbonx rhsb*
judson mekz one gud poynt : you prolly just hasn’t bin where da guyz buy dwinks fr gurls, purtee or otterwise.
*peekz unner da bed at rhsb*
come out frum unner da bed,pweeeeeeez.
pretty pleeeeez wif sugar on taupe.
*makes big sakrifize*
and a marasheeeno cherie
getting yr dwinks botted fr you is highlee overrated- if you decline- der be sum hard feelins frum sumdumbunnee whose bin dwinking. ifyou accept, yr rather obligated to at least be polite, adn dis is not often easy.
srsly.
adn, if you go sumwhere where teh dwinkz aer being botted and yr
thinking yr not pretty, yr vulnerabul to sum jerk who can sense dat adn buy you a dwink hoping to cash in on dat.
so bee keerful out dere, ‘kay?
Fankyou Mary, yer absolutely rite, is nawt good to go places where der are peeps you wouldn’t like, so findin the right hangout is most important. I always volunteered in a local feater group and we’d go fer drinks after opening night or after dress rehersal (some shows we went out any chants we got). If yo find a group that you like then yer doin good and if sumbody offers you a drink Coffee tea, soda, chocklit martoonie, whatever, thass an icebreaker, you decide if you wanna stick yer toe in.
berry, berry good advise, Judson.
Aw, rhsb — U kin kumz owt frum unner dere wif awl da dustee bunnehz…
***baiz bottlol uv Caburnay Sewvinyawn ‘78 4 rhsb***
Heer — doan sai noe gyz bai U alkyhawl…
I can haz no fotoshawpd pix no moar plz?
Mai gudnessdeh trollz b awl ober dis fred!!!! Duzn’t dehy b noeing dat deh onlee kriteerion 4 deh pix iz dat peepz think dey b funnee oar full uv deh win???
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*gitz anuzzer floofee blankee and rapz luv_plugg up.*
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tank yeu iz so warmm nao! ^_^
O pshaw. Dat b jest n oeld waivz’ tayl. A soopersitshun. U playz wif Agumemnawn frum daon teh strete awl teh tiem and himz iz orinj an u is nawt poyzind.
Nao stawp dis sillehness an eet yr karut.
Wif a foark.
Okeh, sew mehbee dis meel duz need a slait ujustmint.
Strypee Kitteh duz
nawt needz oarnjj feeng 2 seez at
nyte, butz oarnjj feeng duz
halp maykz Kitteh’z fur
sawfft andz shynee. Mebbee shreddz
itz awn a Peetza?
Oarz putz in Nommee
Piskettee Sawss? Kitteh woant’z
knoez itz gud 4 hurz
Jack.
otay, u jus triez 2 bitez & iffen u doan liek it ah meks u a tuna sanwich kitteh.
teztin teztin, 1…2…
hay, iz workin! ah iz bloo namied & haz abatar atz samee timez! Ty to vgersmom, cweenmj & alla cheezefrends woo finallie getz it thru meh fick skull howz 2 doo dat!
congratz , Blues ! (ai no has da log-in prawblems n e more- now aiz always loged in when eber ai cum heer w/o do en n e fing)
ai saw ur profile ! uz inna n.h. ? where? ai libbed in Nashua for manee yrs
left in 82, came baek heer to so cal
hai sparkysmom! ah iz inna da teeny-weeny town nearz da Portsmouth sew notz dat far frum da Nashua, mebbe abouts 50 min. drivin. won uv mah nephews libs dere naow.
but…
dis aint no cheezburger
and wat do u min by “niu diet”?
* weeeek weeeek weeek weeek* o hai chzfrends – ai is back from mai holly daze!
.
If kitteh no want carrot, i can has it? plzthx
ah hopez u had gud timee on ur hollydaze guiness piggeh!
ah amma surez kitteh wud gladlee gib u dat carrot.
yay! nom nom nom; ai did has gud timee on hollydaze thx – ai wents to Wales an got berry berry wet!
Ohai, frenz!
Ai fownded a kitteh ai wanna go see. Heers teh linkee: petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=11752245
Ai wud has 2 renayme hur, tho. Duz hur luuk lyk a Kasey?
o hai! hur lukks lika Zorro wif a mask on aifinkso
Ai jes wanna snorgle dat floof until teh cowz comez hoem!
Then is u gonna snorgle teh cows? Whare they been anyways? Did they call to say they would be teh late?
Ai usta snorgle teh cowz. Ai had a pet cow wen ai wuz a kidlet. Him hadda wyte fase an blak bodee.
Az far az wehn dey commin hoem, dere ALWAIZ laet! Dey nebber mooovz kwicklee.
ai saw some cowz ina lorree the udder day… dey was going to chzburger factoree aifinkso…
Iz a lorree teh same fing az a traylur?
Mai stoopy-ness, let mi show u it.
dey call dem Semi’s in teh Yoo Ess Ayy aifinkso
Oh, teh Beeg truks!
Fankz for teh ’splanayshun.
I didnot knoes that teh chzburger factory gived tours to cows. How nice that they could have a day out like that.
dey lukked liek dey was having teh fun so is ok aifinkso – chzburgers for ebberywon!
Yesh, but tehy nawt kno taht iz dere last day on earf.
Cheezburgr facktoree: Cowz goez in, but comez owt inna…..um…..”diffrunt form”.
TEH CIRCLOL OV LYYYYYFFFFF….
ai is making meetbawls to nom tonite… donut maek meh feels bad!
Ai sawwee. Ai nawt tryin 2 maek u feelz bad. {{{Guinness Piggeh}}}
Ai eet teh meat, 2.
{{{rhsb}}}
{{{awl teh taystee cowz out dere}}}
one of the best responsed to veggit’s in inna book by Jim Butcher, part of the Dresden Files.
Production Assistant: What do you want on your vegitarian pizza?
Dresden: dead cows and dead pigs, what? they’re vegitarians.
Mai fave repose evar:
“Q. Is there a vegetarian option?”
“A. Yes, you can #@*$ off!”
“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.”
that is a work of art there.
Chef Anthony Bourdain. Quite an amazing writer, IMO…
No reservations… Great Chef
If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Oh I LOVED The Dresden Files… ♥♥♥
I was SO po’d when SciFi cancelled that!
*snifful… SOB*
I did read teh first buk, but hasn’t gotten
rownd 2 the rest.
Ifn hyoominz wuz ment 2 b vejeeterryunz, den Y 4 we can haz K-9 n bai-kuspid teefs? Doze r meat-uterryun teefs!!
Then all vegematarians should has those teefs removified!
*grabs pliers*
Ok, veggie peeps, plz to form a orderly queueueueue.
Indeedy I do. But… some more wisdom from Chef Bourdain regarding this:
“Understand, when you eat meat, that something did die. You have an obligation to value it – not just the sirloin but also all those wonderful tough little bits. “
Iz okai. I eatz fings wif faces soem ob teh tiem. Jus nawt teh ones wif teh beeg brown eyes, oar teh littul floofie tailz and looong earz. Neber tried one ov teh critterz wif a looong, skineee, pinkie tail tho.
I’ll… um… remember that Gladys. Thanks for the… um… warning… I think…
*Scampers quickly back to The Maus Hole*
Naw Maus, ai promis 2 nawt gnaw on u. Pinkie swear
Mai pet cow ended up at the cheezburgr facktoree, 2.
I tried to repost teh linky but weirdpress eeted it.
Rhsb yoo must be ment to haz this kitteh!!!
Yesh, werdpretzl eeted mai post FWEE tymez b4 ai gotted it 2 werk!
Curses 2 u, werdpretzl!
Dat luks to me lyke the ful naem on the certificute shood be ‘KC D Cuddle Cat
Her is bootiful kitteh !!1!!
Don woreh kitteh, me don lyk orange ones etir.
Dis shud hav a burger an som cheez in it, I finks…
Mai kittehs LIKE carrots! Not raw, jus cooked enuf to be softer, n speshly if sliced liek coins. Not alla tiem; jus okkayzhu … okayzh … every munth or so.
And, please, please — I agree with the cheezfrens who think photoshopping ICHC submissions is CHEATING. You cheezmeisters are skilled at spotting PSs; many of us are not and we want to trust ICHC. If you want to LABEL PSing clearly, not so bad. If you want to make a separate site for PSs, that may be OK — but please let us trust the so-far combination of (1) often-great photography and (2) usually-great quick clever humor.
PLEASE NO PHOTOSHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
Aih luv teh photoshop kittehs tew !!1!!
Specially dis one !! Made mi smile en haf Happitale.
Ah classic reference. Original poysin was one of my favourites.
Ai suspek ai will bee poasting less an’ less, an’ may eben faid awai. Moar an’ moar, ai’m memembering lessin less uv wut ai poast wear. Ai’ll prolly keep adding tew mai collexion uv uther peephole’s faborite lolpics, tho.
Jus thot ai’d let peepz knoa.
OOBARK
Oh, Oobark…I has an idear furr u.
Dis r wutt I do, cuz I nebbur remember ware I posted either.
I start at the last thread and hit Control key and F key and the find box pops up.
Type in “owl” and you can find your posts on each thread!
Is easy!
Course, you can also find other poeple’s posts this way, too.
If I didn’t do this, I’d never remember either.
i do that too!! dat way, i can find mah furstest post too!! its easy and i fink ebery browser haz it?? rite?
Dunno, butt when I wuz using Safari wunts i had a hard time finding it…I thot
mebbeh it wurnt dere, but den I saw it up TOP ub teh page sted ub bottom,
like Firefox.
ohh… i hab completely modified mah firefox! mah bruvver says i’b spoiled it but itz gud!!
i hab a new theme and ten or moar add ons!! hmmm…. dey r nawt so much… u know… only 15 or so add ons….
*snurt*
Ohai, dawn key! Hedbonks frum Zeus an’ noes *honk* frum meh.
Ai r awn a Mac, sew it be Command-F foar meh. (Liek taht lolpic uv teh littul wol an’ him’s bruvver, ai mus me ’speshul.’
Fang queue foar tihs tip. Ai oanley hoep ai merember it.
If you can’t remember a command, write it on a little paper and tape it on the monitor. that’s what I do. I had to do that with a couple of things I couldn’t
seem to remember.
wuzza matter? yew duzznt want tew repete yerself elebenty times???
btw, usps cuming yer way!!
*arrives at teh thred layt, luks teh thred uppandown, wayvs paw in air over thred*
I pronowns this a most eggsalad cheez-thred! Anna wunnerful funneh pikshor (’shopt or no, it has teh win)!
Teh liddel wyn glas uv milk. Teh play wit teh karrit. Teh luk uv horror an trust betrayd on teh kitteh’s fayc. This wun wil be hard to tawp! Wun for teh rekkurd buks!
*waevz bak at grmemln*
photoshopped. boo!
^ _ ^
Eet teh spam, Sam
Flea teh plase, Grace
Grab teh bred, Fred