Comments on: do liek dis

By: TofuLuv

TofuLuv — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:10:59 +0000

Ai has teh floofy belleh o.o

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:18:45 +0000

R u poysin?

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:18:19 +0000

O I C — I gess dat werkz 2 Letz b finishin da listee…
…
Ultimate Kweshchun
Vogon Kunstrukter Shipz
Warwick Davis (“Marvin” n da moovee)
X…

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:13:23 +0000

Hav u seen tihs? http://www.ritamaebrown.com/content/index.asp Awn it seh sez “Hope all is well in your world and you’re surrounded by cats, dogs, hounds and horses. If none of the above, it’s never too late. Go to the pound and save a cat or dog. It’s the only love that money can buy and far more dependable and pure than the human variety.” Ai laik taht! Nd az fur Teh Cat Who…..aifinkso LCB nd Yum Yum r relayted, doan u?

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:03:02 +0000

In awl hur 21 yeers, mai Rascal wuld nebber let mi rubb hur belleh. If Ai traied, doze pointee endz wuld press aginst mi just enuff 2 remynd mi. If Ai pulled awae, fyne. If Ai dint, woe wuz mi!

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:57:00 +0000

Snerk!

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:54:48 +0000

Mebbeh “saxy” wuld werk……

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:51:58 +0000

“Ai iz in ur monitur puttin hairz awn teh bak syde ov ur screenz.”

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:49:53 +0000

“Benign neglect program”…..Ai laiks taht!! Ai awlwaes leeves a layur ov dirt awn mai car tew purrtekt it frum teh elemints.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:45:17 +0000

Braker, braker, gud buddee…..Rubber Ducky, u gawt ur eers awn? Whut’s ur twentee? Hee hee, dose wur teh daze! Mai handul wuz Hawt Fut, nd mai hubby-at-teh-tyme’s wuz Cowld Feet…oh, wayte….himz wuzn’t mai hubby yet, jest mai boifrend. CB XYL musta bin taekin frum Ham tawk, cuz Ham Radidio has bin arownd a lawng tyme. Nd ur a wyze huzbin, Aahz….sry u nocanhas2kittehs.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:25:31 +0000

Ai’m just sayin…….

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:31:45 +0000

‘normal’ kitteh on left; my Zeus kitteh on right

mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1164463

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:02:10 +0000

Ohai catsablanca! yesh, ah amma big fan of Rita Mae Brown’s Mrs. Murphy series (pleeze to nawt tellz meh odder kitteh dat Tucker be a goggie inna dat series) & wen ah gets mah girlies frum de shelter ah tinks doze be gud namez fer dem. Dey did nawt objext too mush.

Ah alzo liken de Cat Who series bery mush! Reely like mystres in genral but eben better wif da aminal charakters

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:53:50 +0000

o deer, ah amma sorree fer de usin ob de naughty woid

By: woozled

woozled — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:57:25 +0000

Oh, tahtz troo, alsotoo… but Ai wuz goin foar teh moar obskyoor referunseiz…

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:35:37 +0000

i guesso. maibe izn’t az bad az ai waz finkin. maibe ai stil wantz 2b a YL. If ai finks abowt it 4 a minit, I wood nawt mind teh YNG doin mai irinin, but aifinks taht mayhaps a XYNG wood nawt B so fun… so bein a XYL iz nawt so fun as bein a YL (oar a YNL 4 dat matter) if u noe waht ai meanz

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:26:39 +0000

Elaine of “Seinfeld” ref FTW!!!! Yayayay!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:47:39 +0000

QTE em aowt
QTE em aowt
QTE em aowt
YEAH!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:38:47 +0000

Yesh, him iz a rezkue kitteh. Az for nawt wawnting tew be helded, him *crawleded* into mai lap at teh aminal reskew leeg. Nao…no wai; hence, BRAT CAT!

Hao duz Zeus kitteh rel8 tew meh? Eezy: Him iz superior, and him NO zit!

Az foar teh sittin’ & pettin’, yup, taht’s him!

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:00:28 +0000

mai fav part waz puttin owt the kitteh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xc7vI0TmAo&feature=related

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:57:49 +0000

Mai XYL DEFUNITLEE nawt oald! Mai gerl kidlet sed da uvver dai dat herz lukz liek herz n herz 20z, oar ebben steel uh teenayjer!! I toalded dat 2 herz, n herz lafted (n blushted uh liddul 2)

By: Judson

Judson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:56:22 +0000

Ob korse cleen fer company and the big stickey roller for hare free clothes is a good ting, but the benign neglect program rools eberyware else in my werld.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:51:42 +0000

LOL! I brung up da Flintstoanz lastist weak win we wuz dewin shawtz uv B-52z wyl lissnin 2 B-52z mew-zik! I maydid uh leenkee 2 da B-52z (oar da “BC-52″z) seengin da theem 2 da Flintstoanz moovee…
Letz lissin 2 it agin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGo-o38jo80

By: Judson

Judson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:46:35 +0000

wen de guy inna necks stall at de reststawp sed he dint have a sqare to spare I fot abowt it fer a minnum and aksed ‘Kin yo brake a five?’

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:41:32 +0000

i maisef jest enjoi seaing higha maff
and the flinstones inna saem thread !

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:34:23 +0000

Hay — U dint sai HAOW 2 sep-purr-ayt ‘em!
.
I, uv cors, b givvin U uh hard tym

By: tookatze

tookatze — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:34:00 +0000

Inspektin teh maushoalz
Jugglin the jingleballz
Keepin teh grazjumpr popalayshun down
L…

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:11:32 +0000

Thx tessm. ai do nawt liek teh x part fur sure. aifinks taht ai mite bee XX YL in soem peepz eis. Iz maibe suuposed 2 be neic weigh 2 sai old but aifinks jus bettar to sai old, oar as sumbodee in anover fred said – vintage, tahn to sai X . Ai prefurs to fink of maiself as smoof an silkee az a reely niec port. nawt X.

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:08:49 +0000

ai betcha teh big burgers haz WP set 2 hold enny comment wiv “$ex” innit. Fanks 2 teh BBs 4 keepin hour cheezlan nyse and kleen!!

By: Mr. Ilarijs

Mr. Ilarijs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:08:06 +0000

dis kat iz in teh same color az mee!!

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:01:43 +0000

meens “ex-yung-laydee” ai wuddint lyke teh X part eivver.

*whispurrs* FYI, helpful playse 2 fynd slang n stuff is urbandictionary.com.

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:57:11 +0000

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermat%27s_Last_Theorem

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:52:15 +0000

it wuz gud enuf for teh Flintstones…

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:49:42 +0000

oh hai Aahz. Plz can tel mai, waht meenz XYL? I luked in teh dictionary but culd nawt find it.

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:49:29 +0000

oar Pierre de Fercat

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:47:37 +0000

I does but it is a square spare. Makes for rather a bumply getaway.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:45:56 +0000

I hoapz U can haz uh spayr 2 spayr… speshullee awn ur gitawai car…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:45:07 +0000

O yeh?
9 * 9 * 9 = 729 (9-cubed)
3 * 3 * 3 = 27 (3-cubed)
729 / 27 = 27 oar 729 = 27 * 27 (cube = 2 cubes)
.
4 * 4 * 4 * 4 = 256 (4 to the 4th)
2 * 2 * 2 * 2 = 16 (2 to the 4th)
256 / 16 = 16 oar 256 = 16 * 16 (4th pwr = 2 4th pwrs)
.
Sorree — mai geekiness b showin … jess kawl me Nerdly McWhiteboy

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:32:00 +0000

I doesn’t has a spare to square or a square to spare.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:31:31 +0000

Ohai Catsablanca!
Noe, nawt uh ham — coodn’t pass da Moars Coad test… da turm XYL b frum CB tawk frum yeerz n yeerz uhgoe. N tayl ur Momcat dat XYL b beddurer dan X-XYL
…
Yeh, we mai owt-nom-burr da XYL, but az enny gud huzbin noez, ifn Momcatz nawt happee, aynt noebuddee happee…

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:30:32 +0000

(It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.)

By: Aahz

Aahz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:26:09 +0000

I thotted T wuz 4 “Towel” az in “A hoopy frood always knows where his towel is”

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:24:46 +0000

Noes.. not borked.. .maybe just diffrent.
He’s a reskyoo kitteh rite? Sometimes those just r a little less willing to be held, etc…. if they r not handled by hoomins when small they r less reseptive to it. My noo kitteh, she is a reskyoo (rescued from livvin owtside in my yard) but she’s funny abowt bein held too, altho she’s warming up 2 it.
Find how ur kitteh wants to relate to u… maybe just sitting next to hims and givin pets is wut he likes.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:21:36 +0000

Aahz, u nd teh kidletz owt numburz teh XYL, nd tihs iz a democracee. Taek a voet nd bring sum of thoes bebbeh kittehs hoem! *Whispurrz 2 Aahz: R u a ham radeeo gui? Teh “XYL” maeks mi wundurr, cuz taht’s waht mai Dadcat wuz, nd he used 2 cawl mai Momcat hiz XYL (she dint liek teh X part, tho).*

By: woozled at work

woozled at work — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:19:17 +0000

Reelee reelee big… yoo mai fink it’s
. . . . . . . a lawg way daown to teh
. . . . . . . chemizt, butt taht’s just
. . . . . . . peanutz too spaece.
Spaece iz (see above)…
Tonnyx (az in Jynnan Tonnyx)
U…

By: addkittehz

addkittehz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:15:16 +0000

it keep eeting my answer which is a link to “Life teh Univers and everything defintition at Wikipedia. Berry funny an accurate.

By: Manny

Manny — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:15:16 +0000

teh bellies.. I mus tries to raspbellie dems! gah, tew mosche fluffies! gives teh kisses instead :-X

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:13:55 +0000

Hooray fur teh burfday fairy! Ai LUVED teh dansing! Verree happee indeed.

Ai will joyne yoo! HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun frum mee too!!

By: salleh

salleh — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:13:06 +0000

dew yew noes abowt “deviantart” ???? dey gots lowts ov berry adornable fotoz ov kittehz…..an wen yew goes tew teh paj ov teh takur ov teh foto, offen iz skaree peersed an poynty hared guyz wiff tattooz…..oar gurlz hoo luk liek dat…….goes tew show yew awl kines ov peepulz awl obber teh whirld loves der kittehz !!!!
.
heerz sum ov mi faborites frum dat site ifn yer intrusteded…..
http://www.stillshooting.deviantart.com/favourites/.
hum dunno ifn dat will werk…will try it owt…….

By: woozled at work

woozled at work — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:12:38 +0000

Quietlee sleepin at teh desk.
Remnebmnering passwerdz (az in, “Honest, Boss, I wuz tryin 2 remnebmer mai passwerd, wif mai eyzez cloazed!”)
Slippin aowt a bit earlee.
T…