do liek dis gitz u outta anyfing
kittehs noe hao 2 git awt of ebberyfing.
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Thx! I tries it at work.
Nope. Diddent work. Prolly cuz I no has teh cute floofy belleh.
TMI
concatshoelacings, LCB!
akshully, not TMI, kyureeyus kittehs & peepz were prolly wundring if you had teh kyute floofy belleh adn nao we noes adn can uze ower brane power to werk fr teh whirrled peas & SETI.
http://www.setiathome.berkeley.edu/
i finkso we shud start a liszt ob wot our brayn powerz can dew nao dat ower kyuriositee is kwenchededed re LCB’s floofybellyness:
Akshully dewing werk
Bekomink moar profishent at eeting piskettees
Counting anjils on pin heds
Discobering new uses fur kitteh floof
E…
Extrapolayting teh forse needed to hurl a pi
Finding the best angul to vyoo fyremens
Getting teh best deels at teh Ty Booteek (FREE!)
Helping teh YNGs wif teh irining (bai cheering ‘em awn)
Inbestigating teh best kitteh:snorgle ratio
Jousting! (teh RenFaire peeps musta rubbed orf)
K…
Kalculating teh airspeed velocitee uv a coconut laden sparrow
Locating teh YNG when he’s tired uv irning
Making teh fastest vehikuls for teh ICHC races
Noting teh way teh lite fawls on YNG’s abs
Openin owr mynds 2 teh mracls ov evryday lyf
Practisin teh pee-ano.
Q …
Quietlee sleepin at teh desk.
Remnebmnering passwerdz (az in, “Honest, Boss, I wuz tryin 2 remnebmer mai passwerd, wif mai eyzez cloazed!”)
Slippin aowt a bit earlee.
T…
Enumerating things alphamabetically
Finding newer and better ways to goof off
Grasping teh concept of “work”
H…
Eksaminin fings 2 see if dey noms
Findin fings 2 plai wiv
Gettin werk dun
Hoepin 2 avoyd werk
I..
Inspektin teh maushoalz
Jugglin the jingleballz
Keepin teh grazjumpr popalayshun down
L…
And because “dead” is nawt an acceptable excuse in most werkplayces…..
Ur rite. They sed “Nice try LCB, but get up off teh flore, put ur clothes back on and get back to werks. Ur contract does not allow u to be ded or in a coma.”
Phooey.
u were teh nekkid and teh ded?
Sounds like the name of a soap opera… or a detective novel…
ifinkso Normun Mayler uzed it awyle bak.
I wuz thinkin movie, but ur warmer.. it’s a book!
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_and_the_Dead
I yam gessin dat yer belleh is cute but the lack of floof is ware you lost yer cred. (partly acause the alternitive is a horrifying apparishun).
Waht haz bin seen cannawt b unseen.
So, Catsablanca, ur sayin u doesn’t wanna hear about my tushie next?
No, dat wud be Catsanova …?
hee heeh tooshee. I haz floofie tooshee. Me and LCB can shake dem fer ya! Fer a hunnert dollah towwil.
O hai addkittehz!
Teh hunnert dollar towelz was shipped to me on Friday! If’n they gets here by tomorrow, u could mabye has ur very own one in time for teh weekent!
w00t w00t!!! How much awzum iz dat! I stanz bai wiff teh baited breff nd mah creddy cart. you can has telling me when they arribes.
Ai’m just sayin…….
Concatshoelashuns LCB; ai was 2 bisee finishing off ur list on but…but!!!
Thx for teh coda, Yoda!
No problemar, Lolcatburglar!
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*weeeek weeek weeek*
LCB, glad u tolded us it nawt werk. Ai wuz abowt 2 trai it maiself.
Ob coarse heer, tehy wud jes step ober mi.
Der’s noewun heer 2 notis iffn Ai tryed it.
DON’T DO IT, ANNIPUSS! Those blackberries will think u is teh ded and make their move!
Keep that cricket bat handy!
Our contrak prohibitz bean ded but it doan cover comas, n tahts good, we’d loose half our managers if it did.
LOL!!!
injeenyuslee findin gnu yooses foar cheez
jeenyuses whee bee
kittehs havin confrinses bowt mportnt stufff\
l…
Ai has teh floofy belleh o.o
bekuz teh humanz get blarghed by teh kute!
*blargh, i aer ded*
kitteh: yup, nutter wun bites teh dust
dey fink u iz ded
“He’s spending the year dead for tax purposes.”
*muttermutter*
where is dat frum…
hitchiker’s guide?
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING! We has a wiener!
Tell her whut she’s won, Johnny!
Absolute Perspective Vortex
Babel Fish
“C” Ark
D…
Dirk Gently’s handbook on detektink
E…
Earth, destoyed
Ford Prefect
Golgafrinchams
Handbook on Dealing wif Vogonz
I…
infinitee driev
j…
Intastella travel
Jeltz
Kavulla, Humma
L…
Lawng Dark Tee-time ob teh Sowl
Meenin ob lyf *cough42cough*
Nyoo Wirlds
O …
Orijinul Vogon powitree
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasterz
Queschunz anserd bai da nom-burr 42
R…
Reelee reelee big… yoo mai fink it’s
. . . . . . . a lawg way daown to teh
. . . . . . . chemizt, butt taht’s just
. . . . . . . peanutz too spaece.
Spaece iz (see above)…
Tonnyx (az in Jynnan Tonnyx)
U…
I thotted T wuz 4 “Towel” az in “A hoopy frood always knows where his towel is”
Oh, tahtz troo, alsotoo… but Ai wuz goin foar teh moar obskyoor referunseiz…
O I C — I gess dat werkz 2
Letz b finishin da listee…
…
Ultimate Kweshchun
Vogon Kunstrukter Shipz
Warwick Davis (“Marvin” n da moovee)
X…
Infinite Improbability Drive
J…
dat’s waht it iz cawld. ai culd nawt remember.
Jumbo size servings of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
K…
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy…
milliways, gud plays tew eet
novel, a gud wun
oh boy moar tym travlin!
paranoid andoid
queschin, the ultimit wun
random frekwent flyr dent
…
42!!! the ultimate answer
Wait, whut was teh question again?
the ultimate one
O, THAT question. kthx.
Hay, waitaminnit! That doesn’t halp me a tall!
it keep eeting my answer which is a link to “Life teh Univers and everything defintition at Wikipedia. Berry funny an accurate.
BELLEH SNORGLE !!!!!!
Here’s the Snorgle Snorkle. Be careful in there…
I gotted 2 snorgle sum 7-weak-owld bebbeh kittehz yestiddee! Mai 4mur nekst-dore-nayburr hadded 5 blak bebbeh kittehz up 4 dopshun (wun wif uh liddul wite star awn himz chest), sew me n mai kidletz gotted sum nys fuzzee tym wiffem. Dey wuz sew kyoot, awlmoast splortalishuss! Dint gitz enny 2 tayk hoam, tho — da XYL sez wun at hoam iz enuff.
But dat nawt stawp us frum plaiyin wif da bebbehz! 
noes!!! one is never enuf!!
U needs a spare.
And a spare spare!
and two of every color
how bowt a spare squared?
I’m sorry, I can’t square a spare.
Kin U spayr uh skwayr?
(It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.)
O yeh?
9 * 9 * 9 = 729 (9-cubed)
3 * 3 * 3 = 27 (3-cubed)
729 / 27 = 27 oar 729 = 27 * 27 (cube = 2 cubes)
.
4 * 4 * 4 * 4 = 256 (4 to the 4th)
2 * 2 * 2 * 2 = 16 (2 to the 4th)
256 / 16 = 16 oar 256 = 16 * 16 (4th pwr = 2 4th pwrs)
.
Sorree — mai geekiness b showin … jess kawl me Nerdly McWhiteboy
oar Pierre de Fercat
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermat%27s_Last_Theorem
Hay — U dint sai HAOW 2 sep-purr-ayt ‘em!
.
I, uv cors, b givvin U uh hard tym
i maisef jest enjoi seaing higha maff
and the flinstones inna saem thread !
LOL! I brung up da Flintstoanz lastist weak win we wuz dewin shawtz uv B-52z wyl lissnin 2 B-52z mew-zik! I maydid uh leenkee 2 da B-52z (oar da “BC-52″z) seengin da theem 2 da Flintstoanz moovee…
Letz lissin 2 it agin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGo-o38jo80
mai fav part waz puttin owt the kitteh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xc7vI0TmAo&feature=related
I doesn’t has a spare to square or a square to spare.
I hoapz U can haz uh spayr 2 spayr… speshullee awn ur gitawai car…
I does but it is a square spare. Makes for rather a bumply getaway.
it wuz gud enuf for teh Flintstones…
wen de guy inna necks stall at de reststawp sed he dint have a sqare to spare I fot abowt it fer a minnum and aksed ‘Kin yo brake a five?’
Elaine of “Seinfeld” ref FTW!!!! Yayayay!
Aahz, u nd teh kidletz owt numburz teh XYL, nd tihs iz a democracee. Taek a voet nd bring sum of thoes bebbeh kittehs hoem! *Whispurrz 2 Aahz: R u a ham radeeo gui? Teh “XYL” maeks mi wundurr, cuz taht’s waht mai Dadcat wuz, nd he used 2 cawl mai Momcat hiz XYL (she dint liek teh X part, tho).*
Ohai Catsablanca!
Noe, nawt uh ham — coodn’t pass da Moars Coad test… da turm XYL b frum CB tawk frum yeerz n yeerz uhgoe. N tayl ur Momcat dat XYL b beddurer dan X-XYL
…
Yeh, we mai owt-nom-burr da XYL, but az enny gud huzbin noez, ifn Momcatz nawt happee, aynt noebuddee happee…
oh hai Aahz. Plz can tel mai, waht meenz XYL? I luked in teh dictionary but culd nawt find it.
meens “ex-yung-laydee”
ai wuddint lyke teh X part eivver.
*whispurrs* FYI, helpful playse 2 fynd slang n stuff is urbandictionary.com.
Thx tessm. ai do nawt liek teh x part fur sure. aifinks taht ai mite bee XX YL in soem peepz eis. Iz maibe suuposed 2 be neic weigh 2 sai old but aifinks jus bettar to sai old, oar as sumbodee in anover fred said – vintage, tahn to sai X . Ai prefurs to fink of maiself as smoof an silkee az a reely niec port. nawt X.
Mai XYL DEFUNITLEE nawt oald! Mai gerl kidlet sed da uvver dai dat herz lukz liek herz n herz 20z, oar ebben steel uh teenayjer!! I toalded dat 2 herz, n herz lafted (n blushted uh liddul 2)
i guesso. maibe izn’t az bad az ai waz finkin. maibe ai stil wantz 2b a YL. If ai finks abowt it 4 a minit, I wood nawt mind teh YNG doin mai irinin, but aifinks taht mayhaps a XYNG wood nawt B so fun… so bein a XYL iz nawt so fun as bein a YL (oar a YNL 4 dat matter) if u noe waht ai meanz
Braker, braker, gud buddee…..Rubber Ducky, u gawt ur eers awn? Whut’s ur twentee? Hee hee, dose wur teh daze! Mai handul wuz Hawt Fut, nd mai hubby-at-teh-tyme’s wuz Cowld Feet…oh, wayte….himz wuzn’t mai hubby yet, jest mai boifrend. CB XYL musta bin taekin frum Ham tawk, cuz Ham Radidio has bin arownd a lawng tyme. Nd ur a wyze huzbin, Aahz….sry u nocanhas2kittehs.
it’s a twap…
YAY!! Flooffee belleh!!!!
*Grabz a nuzzer snorglul snorkul and divingz in wif eeck*
OWW,OWW,OWW……
luk owt fer teh pointee ends !!!
Karefull Eeck! Be sertin to plan the snorgle carefully! If you approach rong you kud git the front paw pointee endz in yer ears while the hind paws pummle yer eyebrows.
teh infamus, paynful “bunnee pops” to teh eibraus! berry effektiv tu remoov unwanted hyooman.
Oar unwanted uther kittehs.
Mai Josie did taht 2 mai frenz kitteh. Wuz funnee. Hur had no clawz an frenz kitteh had awlla his.
Him huz harassin hur, sew hur rolled on hur bak an splayed teh belleh. Him tuuk teh bate an went 4 it. Hur grabbed himz hed wif hur frunt paws an kikked the holee crap outta him wif teh bak feet!
Ai laffed sew mush! Dat’s MAI BEBBEH!
eben wif no clawz she popped him gud! {{{dat sweet Josie}}} Ai bets u she an mai Vger faund teh besest sun puddlez in teh Mu Meadow. An ifinkso u gotz hur fitin spirit!
Fanks, vgersmom.
It wuz sew funnee 2 see hur owtmart the meen ole boikitteh! Den agin, hm nawt teh britest bulb inna bocks.
Yesh, Josie lubbed hur sunspots. Ai kno hur iz enjyin tehm, warmin taht belleh ov hurs!
hai vgersmom! weirdprezz be eatin meh comenties sew ah hopez diz 1 mek it fru.
ty fer helpiez wit abatar/bloo namee probs, bery eazy once u splains 2 meh inna da wordz ob 1 sy la ble =)
ohai bluesfan473 — ai has been away fer a few dayz, n-joying teh mowntains, so ai missed the point on teh prevyous thred where yew achieved name-blooness. But, better late than neber, here is yer prize, an appropryeeately bloo moosical selection — since now yew can be bloo every day …
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIaRUVWPuOE
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congrashumalashuns!
OHAI Philllipe! Ai wuz reelee wundering where yoo were!! Welcom bak!
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Waht mowntains were yoo visiting?
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An nao ai must see waht yoo pikked fur your “bloo” mewsikul offering!
OHAI, Phillipe!
GUD choyse fur teh name-blooness!
Ai just roted yoo a “welcom” bak, but WP eeted it! Purrrhaps it will sho up in a bit.
ty ty phillipe, dat iz de bestest prize evber! Ah ahm lurvin da B.B.King, da Etta James, da Howlin Wolf, da Keb Mo, da Bobby Bland, da….. Otay, mebbe itz be eazier if ah liztz de ones ah dunt liek…..nopers, cahnt tink ob anee.
That’s teh Bobby *BLOO* Bland, no? Patron saint of bloo-namedness!
yesh, u r rite,ah leabs owt da “bloo”, hanz hed inna da shamez
“hangz” hed, ah thinkin u doan wan meh to hans itz 2 u
No needz for teh hed-hanging. I wasn’t sure if there was moar than one Bobby Bland, tellutehtroof. But someone wif “Bloo” in their name is a good spokespeep 4 bloo names, dontchathink?
hi bluesfan … yep, we lubs all those peeps. Inclooding mr. bland, who gave us all this very good instruction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFV9bdp0_yo
*comencez dancin wif mush shakin ob de tailfedderz*
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Are you a wiley coyote in need of roadrunner bait? Come to Acme Supermarkets for all of yr roadrunner hunting needs!
[cut away to photo of Acme Sooper Mrket as seen in vidyo wif mr Bland singing in the bakground]
Oh deer! Mai welcom bak speech iz still nawt heer. Sumtaims, if yoo rite teh verree sayme thing, it shows up at wunce!
Ai reelee just wanted to know, Philippe, what mowntains yoo were in an wuz it just fur fun this taim???
ohai Janet … ai wuz in the Wyte Mowntains of NooHamShire, just fer teh fun ob it. [ai wuz writing this message when our electricity got annoyed and decided to go elsewhere, leaving eberything in the dark for a bit]
innocent kitteh iz nawt so innocent, akshuly.
they inna kyoot khoots
more oranj!
we is gettin owr daily rekwirment of vitamin C(yoot) today!
Itz sorta toobad dat dey couldn fyn some couch colored cyoot lil kittehs, or a kitteh colored couch.
Hee hee, ai akshully traied tew wype mai skreen cuz ai thot der were kitteh hares on it.
eve must has an oranj kitteh…!
Kolor coordinatin furnitchure wif teh kittehs… is gud, but then how does u know when it’s really clean? Hmmmm
U don’t, ob corse. Dass teh byooty ob it. Duznt matter if u don’t kleen so mush.
Um, who cares? I finks itz kleen until it doan luk clean ennymor, save a lotta time. Werx on cars an udder stuff too (nawt on self though).
Well..I wudn’t care for myselfs, but I has a frend who is
allergick to teh kittehs. So I try to cleen really gud if tehy is coming to vissit.
Plus I can’t go rownd wif kitteh hares plastered to my bee hind at werks.
Ok, so I cares.
Ob korse cleen fer company and the big stickey roller for hare free clothes is a good ting, but the benign neglect program rools eberyware else in my werld.
“Benign neglect program”…..Ai laiks taht!! Ai awlwaes leeves a layur ov dirt awn mai car tew purrtekt it frum teh elemints.
“Ai iz in ur monitur puttin hairz awn teh bak syde ov ur screenz.”
o dearz, lullit dat kauute lil fase, da floofynezz, da aint ah innozent eben tho u knowz bedder ezprezzion…..
*SPLORT*
Ut oh! BluesFan iz splorted!
**skoops braynes up, plops em bak inna hed**
**putz chrg an a 50′s bavvin cap on teh hed**
**Lotsa duk tayp arown and arown teh chrg & 50′s bc**
**wraps Blues Fan inna floofy blanky**
Has sum hawt choklit, sum cookeees an rest. U be bettur in no tiem!
hmm, de weird prezz monzter be hongry todayz, eatin menne ob meh comenties!
Tank u tank u rhsb, ah feelz much bedder. Naow pleez 2 call waahmbulanze wif hanzome pair-o-medix & ah bee jus rite. Dey wil fine mah CHRG bery sexay ahfinkso!
tank u rhsb, ah feelz mush beddar naow! Pleez 2 cawl de waaahmbulanze wif de hanzome pair-o-medix & ah will be rite az rayne! Dey wil fine mah CHRG bery sexay, ahfinkso!
weirdprezz be eatin meh wordz sew ah hopez dis doze nawt sho upz de 4 timez ah trie postin it!
sheesh, itz did, mek meh lookin stoopy fer de repeatz, sorree eberyonez.
ai betcha teh big burgers haz WP set 2 hold enny comment wiv “$ex” innit. Fanks 2 teh BBs 4 keepin hour cheezlan nyse and kleen!!
o deer, ah amma sorree fer de usin ob de naughty woid
Mebbeh “saxy” wuld werk……
iz it a bird? iz it a plane?
Fyve minnitt oaldurr
Kitteh letz liddill Sisturr
in awn awlll himz knoez
Clebburr seekritz datz
will getz U Snorgillz wenz grayt
beg noyze happpenz
‘Luukz atz owr Hewminz
wiff grayt beeg iinnosent eez.
Den blaym t3h Doggeh!”
Jack.
**applaws**
LURV yer pome, Jack.
celebreshun
Ahh, juzt bak frum vaycashun… n ai seez dis cyute kitteh… ::S P L O R T::
oh noes. I nebber uzed teh CCC b4, butt ai triys to hepl u…
*scoopie, scoopie, scoop teh brainz*
*beri gentul putz bak in zippercat’s hed*
*taep, taep, taep* wif lotz and lotz of duckie taep
beri cyoot kittehs so aifink u ned lotz of taep
*pullz moar taep ov deh roll adn adz moar taep 2 zippercat’s hed*
*grabz a CHRB w/doi adn gibs to zippercat*
*cobers wif big floofy cwilt*
wuld u liek soem hawt chokklit (or odder drinksy) adn soem chokklit possums?
tank u big-gladys! juzt sum chokklit possums, pleez.
ai feelz much bedder naow. itz cawz ai haz nawt bin arownd cyute kittehs in a whyle dat ai culd nawt help it!
n ai almoost forgit haow to doo lolspeak caws ai waz gawn ober a week! haow terribul!!! muzt spendz moar tyme awn heer.
Snerk!
nao teh nawt poysin oranj kitteh gitz a rest frum doin awl teh kitteh chorz liek
atackin teh goggie
bonkin teh hed
chasin teh maus
d…
drinkin milk in ceereeall boll
elongatin with an elegant steeetch
floofin all obber teh place
gibbin kitteh kisses
Hareball hockey
Innocenze lookin
Jumpin all ober de plaze
Keepin goggies inna da line
L…
leapin on teh odder kittehz in surprize attak
meowin’ fur teh gushi fuds
nomnomnomnomnom wehn getz teh gushi fuds
o…
Obeyin orderz-NAWT!
Puttin hoomanz inna der plaice
Quitely sneakin upz on goggies
R…
runnin up adn down teh drapez wif der pointee fings owt
starin down teh goggie til goggie runz awai
takin up awl teh spaec on der hyoomin’s bed
u…
undrware dror, hidin in it
vyewin burdees tru da windo
wundrin if ceelin cat xists
xtra sheddin
yowlin cuz sumwun stepped on tale
zzzz on ur bed!
ooooooo! m-u-s-t rub tummy!!!!!!
noooo! kareful, iz kauute floofy trapz ahfinkso! u rubz da lil tummy & alla da sharpy-pointy bitz comez owt!
In awl hur 21 yeers, mai Rascal wuld nebber let mi rubb hur belleh. If Ai traied, doze pointee endz wuld press aginst mi just enuff 2 remynd mi. If Ai pulled awae, fyne. If Ai dint, woe wuz mi!
Iz tru..we hoominz r sukkers for splort magneytood kyootness..
bein ded
u r doin it rite
an now is time for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! heer are fancy cuppiecaeks in evree flavr, frootyfizzy punch, an goodie bags wif sparkly pensils, bownsy balls, and kandees! an konfettiz!!
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an to maek up for missing yesterday, heer iz also a songandans:
♪♫♪ happee happee burfday ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ to all teh luvly burfday peeps ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ hoo hadded tehms burfdays yesturday ♪♫♪
*tappity tap*
♪♫♪ i’z sorry taht i missed it ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪ an aslo hoo haz burfdays today ♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tap*
♪♫♪♪♫♪ HAPPEE BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOO!!!! ♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪
*tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*
Hooray fur teh burfday fairy! Ai LUVED teh dansing! Verree happee indeed.
Ai will joyne yoo! HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun frum mee too!!
**noes perks up, sniffs inna ayr**
AI SMELL CHOCKLIT! WARE IZZIT?!?!?!
‘Scuze mi, ai gots 2 go do sumfin…
There is a wonderful story in today’s NY times about some biker types who are trying to rescue animals and educate kids about being kind to animals. the picture shows the most splortable little kitteh. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/nyregion/thecity/24pet.html?em
Aw!!!! Teh bebbeh iz berry Splortalishus!
I nawt reed teh hole fing, but frum wat ai gathur, iz nyse ov the big biker guies 2 taek ackshun. {{{biker guies}}}
Dat wuz teh bestest storee….jus moar proof dat u cannawt judge a book by it’s cubber…….
u mozt defimately hab dat rite, whatz a great storee!
Naow gotz 2 go 2 workee (bleah!) sew hopez alla cheezelanders hab a gud ebening!
Ohai, Bluesfan73! Hoep u seez tihs affer werk (pleh). Ai wuz jest lukin at ur profyle, n Ai c bai ur kitteh’s naems taht u mus b a Rita Mae Brown fan. Gud buks! Mai faborit buks r “The Cat Who…” serees wif Koko n Yum Yum bai Lilian Jackson Braun.
Ohai catsablanca! yesh, ah amma big fan of Rita Mae Brown’s Mrs. Murphy series (pleeze to nawt tellz meh odder kitteh dat Tucker be a goggie inna dat series) & wen ah gets mah girlies frum de shelter ah tinks doze be gud namez fer dem. Dey did nawt objext too mush.
Ah alzo liken de Cat Who series bery mush! Reely like mystres in genral but eben better wif da aminal charakters
Hav u seen tihs? http://www.ritamaebrown.com/content/index.asp Awn it seh sez “Hope all is well in your world and you’re surrounded by cats, dogs, hounds and horses. If none of the above, it’s never too late. Go to the pound and save a cat or dog. It’s the only love that money can buy and far more dependable and pure than the human variety.” Ai laik taht! Nd az fur Teh Cat Who…..aifinkso LCB nd Yum Yum r relayted, doan u?
rhsb, ai gaev teh Zeus kitteh eggztra snorglez az yew askeded. It wuz raer, cuz sadly, gim duzn’r let *meh* snorgle him…BRAT CAT…but wen ai ‘splained it wuz foar yew, him *gladly* let meh snorgle him…and sends purrs an’ hed-bonks yore wei…*awlsew sumfing him duzn’t dew foat meh…EBIL CAT! (Well, him *duz* purr a lawt, butt taht’s awl. I haz a defac…defecti…*borked cat*!
Noes.. not borked.. .maybe just diffrent.
He’s a reskyoo kitteh rite? Sometimes those just r a little less willing to be held, etc…. if they r not handled by hoomins when small they r less reseptive to it. My noo kitteh, she is a reskyoo (rescued from livvin owtside in my yard) but she’s funny abowt bein held too, altho she’s warming up 2 it.
Find how ur kitteh wants to relate to u… maybe just sitting next to hims and givin pets is wut he likes.
Yesh, him iz a rezkue kitteh. Az for nawt wawnting tew be helded, him *crawleded* into mai lap at teh aminal reskew leeg. Nao…no wai; hence, BRAT CAT!
Hao duz Zeus kitteh rel8 tew meh? Eezy: Him iz superior, and him NO zit!
Az foar teh sittin’ & pettin’, yup, taht’s him!
‘normal’ kitteh on left; my Zeus kitteh on right
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1164463
dew yew noes abowt “deviantart” ???? dey gots lowts ov berry adornable fotoz ov kittehz…..an wen yew goes tew teh paj ov teh takur ov teh foto, offen iz skaree peersed an poynty hared guyz wiff tattooz…..oar gurlz hoo luk liek dat…….goes tew show yew awl kines ov peepulz awl obber teh whirld loves der kittehz !!!!
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heerz sum ov mi faborites frum dat site ifn yer intrusteded…..
http://www.stillshooting.deviantart.com/favourites/.
hum dunno ifn dat will werk…will try it owt…….
Iz RONG!
Getz u into a massif, intensif, monsta, haadcoar, big, brethtakin, lovly and neverending….
…..BELLEEEEEH RUB!
Tummy Pat deprivation
Reaches emerjensee staij
An tihs is poe zishun 93; “Blargh! Ai am ded!”
teh bellies.. I mus tries to raspbellie dems! gah, tew mosche fluffies! gives teh kisses instead :-X
dis kat iz in teh same color az mee!!
R u poysin?
QTE em aowt
QTE em aowt
QTE em aowt
YEAH!