no, its not that bad yet
no, its not that bad yet so far its just raining cats
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Lookout Tippi. It’s The Cats…
…and then tehy disappeered as misteeriuslee as they arrived….
well not sew misteerius, ackshully.
U ran owt of fuds.
voiz o Lolfred Hichcok:
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wif myoosical accompnyment, to boot.
Noah, yer doin it rong!!
*GUSHIFUDZ TEW TEH RESKEW*
Hitchcock ref FTW!! Concatshoelaces awn ur tawp spawt awn tihs entrac….intriki…..finelee wovun brayd, Maus! Waht wuld u liek fur drinkeez & dansdansdansez?
Ohai Catsablanca – how is teh otehr Dunedin today?
ohai KK! gud 2 see u!
Ohai tessm, thx for yore emayo. Ai will send teh replie soo nas pozzibul – have to do pleh twerk!!!
Ohai KK!! LTNS! Mai stoopy pooter haz bin doan fur awyle, sew Ai stawp at teh liberry, powst a fyoo commintz, tehn scurree awae. Iz bery wet n mai Dunedin…..Tropical Storms r teh pleh, nd wi gotz anuthur wun hedin owr wae frum teh Carribbean. Hoep ur Dunedin iz gettin warmur!! TTFN
Gud — noe goggeez yit
GMTA Aahz!
Dat teh thurd tiem dats happind dis week!
2nd time today Anni… sumthin in the watters?
Dunno, praps Ai’m sykick!
Noe, sumfin n da rayn…
noes, iz causeby Infinite Improbability Drive ifinkso.
anny fing that is infinitly improbble is akshully lyklee 2 happen almoast immeejutlee!
oh. well i go outside then no prob.
hallp I just stepped into a poodle…
LOL! @@@@@
WIN!!
Were u waring ur pooncho?
Hao abowt a poocho?
oh ho WIN
hallelooyah!
so that eech adn ebbry hoomin fyns da purrrrfect caaaaaaaaaaaaaat…
Ai’m gonna run owt an get compleetely soaked in caaaaaats!
oh good, goggies alawayz messy wen dey be teh rain
wif awl dat slimee drool.
whereaz you just hasto wachout fr the poyntee endz when it raynz kittehs.
Dat’z cuz deyz feetz r awlwaiz daown win dey fawlz…
not too menshun the poodles dat foarm.win teh goggiess rain.
oopsiee, dint meen to steel yr joak, chessie!
O sure. U never *means* to steel. It just happens. Bleev me, I knoes this. *nods*
*undderstands*
LCB, yew seem tew beee berrrry understandin on dis subjick
Ai wunner wye…..
dere yu goze mulining mai bff agen. Yu noze she haz a hart ub irn pyrait.
Ai werkt az a kemist (laboritree) soe Ai noe dat is foolz gowld!
Itz pritty wen yu se it in da rite lite. ai wuz bery eksited wen ai fownd it nawt secund tiem.
But ai dint noze yu wur kemist . me tu. in horspstal.
Yep, Ai wuz an anni(!) litical chemist in a lab ware dey did reserch in silicon debisis. Irn piriteez iz yoozd in joolree as markizeet.
Reelee?!? B4 gittin n2 pooterz, I studeed kemistree. Didded sum organik sinthissis uv prototaip cansur drugz. Innerstin stufz!
Ai wuz moastlee inorganik. we wuz werkin awn compownds liek gallium arsenide semiconductors.
*GASP!*
( oar shood I sai: )
*GaAsP!*
( da lite goez awn… )
wow Aahz, taht wuz a pun foar teh agez! yoo onlee get wun chanse on sumfin lyke that! (ai wurked in silicon semiconductor fabs for eleventy yeerz — nevver GaAs tho.)
Aw, shux — I jess happinded 2 b inna rite plais at da rite tym…
…
N jess *happinded* 2 b noein dat da kimmickle 4myooluh 4 sertin LEDz (yeller, I finksew) b GaAsP (gallium arsenide phosphide)
N dey smelz bad 2
teh very daffinishun o pleh smells, ifinkso.
good gravy a 5 wai brayd
12 commints in teh nawt sekund minnit!
Firtean!!1! 9 tyd 4 nawt-sekkund, n 4 foller-awn kawmintz, awl at 9:01!!
mebee teh chroNOMmeter is borked!
chroNOMmeter? Duz sumwun nom tym naow? I noez WerdPretzel nomz kawmintz, but datz rikkidikkuluss!
…
(waytin 4 Maus oar sum uvver chef 2 mayk joak bown nawt nommin thyme but yoozin it azza spyce)
Ai fort a ChroNOMmeter tolled u wen it wuz tiem 2 nom.
*snerk*
at teh tone, it will bee TYME 2 NOM…
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Y m I suddinlee salivaytin?
Pablovian rispons?
no goggiez yet
GMTA annipuss!
Dry cats, even.
whut duz taht sekkund cat haz onnits hed? iz hee cwned? DO NAWT WANT cwne ever, but inna rayne luks lyke iz espeshully bad ideeuh!!
.
oar mebbe he has bag on hed 2 keep dry???
i fink its just something behind him.
maybee teh cwn is sneeking up on hims?
u did mean cone, rite?
coz if u ment crown, I fink all cats alreddy know tehy iz royaltee.
ohai leeza-b! yesh, u iz rite, ai ment “cone”… kittehs DO NAWT WANT cone…
ai did nawt think uv a “crown” tho … hmmm… mite nawt bee sew bad. royaltee for shure!
ohai tessm!
not liek the kitteh wud ackshully WARE it tho…
ohai leeza! jus tew letchew noe I’m alive! I missded a awefull lotta lolz….an gonna miss eben moar! Wii gotz owr kwilitez bakk! YAY!
zauberflolute! THERE yoo ARE!!!
Wehre have yoo bin?? An ar yoo coming bak soon??? Ai hav bin wundering where yoo were. Yoo hav bin grately mist!!
Ai’m gonna go owt an let maisef get
Absolootlee soe king wet!
aim gonna needz teh BIG bucket!!!!
Lookout Lolrus! Dey is plannin to taek yer bukkit!
heehee – ai wuz finkin teh Lolrus wuz gonna gitz inbolbed!!!
Weathergirls ref! FTW!!!!!
It’s rain, Amen!
Well,u iz prepared…..u haz yer beeyotiful blu bukkit
bery bery troo!
berybery bloo!
Plez 2 keepz teh poodlolz awae!
Goggies in teh forcast tho…
N naow wif da wevver, heer iz Tabby Catwater.
afinkso tehre’s a joke sumware in dere about goggies an fog, but all ai can think uv re: fog iz “pea soup” an ai doan wanna go tehre…
deres gunna be frog too? gunna nead hipwayterz.
better frogz than goggie pee soup!
tuff call – frogz taste lak chikken but I’se nebber had goggie pee soup.
N E 1 can roste beef.
Butt nawt ebreewun can pea soup. PLEH!!!
fanx
letuz in!!! we knoe u haz teh gusshifuds!!!!
Besydes, it luks lyk rane owt heer an u KNOW hao wii haet gettin wet!
shor has raynd wear i m. de kittehs is nawt happeh!
Kin u send sum 2 KY? Wii is berry dri heer.
Ohai, RHSB!! Hao r u? U can has sum uv owr rayne….Tropical Storm Fay wuz teh PLEH heer n Florida. Ai swa awn ur profyle taht u werk n law inforsement…Ai jest applaied fur a dispachur job wif teh Ohaiway Patrol (mai brudder iz a Lootenant wif tehm).
it b raynin axel-deap 2 uh ferris weal heer rite naow… Ifn da layk wuzznt sew far daown, I wood sai U cood tayk watebber U wontid…
Hao mennee-wa ty?! Ai’s lawst cownt!
Aahz maeks it firteen dat’d 9 nawt sekund tye plus 4 commints in teh nawt sekund minnit.
Its ranin kittehs! Hallulja its ranin kittehs! amen!
*dansdansdans*
It’s a meow mix
T3h fawg cumz in awn
liddill Kitteh’z feet andz wunss
arribed, den moovz awn
Kittehz heer. Kittehz
dayr. Kittehz, Kittehz can habz
sprungz up ebbeewayrz!
How dayz getz heer? No
wun knoez. I wundurrrz wut willz
happenz wen it snowz?
Jack.
Yay Jack!! {{{jack}}} i liykded dat 1 lotz.
oooh, ai lurves it, Jack! *claps floofy paws*
Nais ref tew teh pome bai e. e. cummings (oar Carl Sandburg…nebber did fynd owt wich wun akshully wroet it).
menii katz… tooo menii…
It’s Raining Cats! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Cats! Amen!
Was dat a can opener, we herded?
dis muss be the haus wiff the maus infestation.
GAAHHH!! OHPIN TEH DOAR!! TEH SKWERLZ HAZ TEH HOEZ!!
raening kittehs? LET IT POAR!!!
HEY! KWIT SHOVN’ BACK DER!…
Down in Fwont!
Is rainin kittehs?
Lemmee git umbrella and tern id upside downs!
Catch me lots of sweet lil kittehs!
*happy sigh*
sumbunny be stockpilin de kittehs inna caze ob emergenzy
ohai!
we herd kan openerz.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…………………….ha