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duk & cobber, goggieee!
ohnoooooooooooes….lukkat dat belly
arghhhhhhkwikkiwkwikwikwik puddon CHRG
*lukz round, no CHRG handee!!!*
*putz GInormauss coffeee mugz wif handpainted perrrry winkulz on hed*
*unforchew natelee, still has coffeee innit*
*sitz staring at skween wif teh mokaz dwipping doon*
Heer, SP, haz dis $100 towell an mai spare CHRG
oooh, fanx! I needz da towlz. but howcum is in dollarz- would be wurf moar wif poundz, eh?
Ai haz nebber seed a £100 towell, but Ai haz seed a pikchoor uv $100 wun! £100 wud be wurf `bowt $186, Ai fink
oh noez!!
taek dis!! **handz sweetpea a CHRG**
and btw, conga rats fur ur nawt sekund commint!!
*putz extra CHRGs frum Hashim & Anni is saef plase*
*promplee fergitz ware she putted dem*
Dey iz awn ur hedd, silly!
or r dey….
*lukz moar karefuleee at teh kittee*
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i finkso dis is peas full astroNOMur kitteh. She just be fixin herz toob assemly wich gotted owt ob alinemint in a katnip eppysode. dont ax.
*dwip*
It kukks liek der is sum catnip in teh choob, Ai fink dat iz wat teh kitteh iz lukkin at.
oh dat splanes it.
she wuz wunderin wai teh Lynx Contstellashun wuz luukin a lil weerd.
constellation!! at day tiem!! dats nawt wat u see eberyday….
good poynt. dis be a solol telyyskope.
Yuss, wiv matchin SPAWTZ teh saim az hiz SCRATCHIN POAST. Haow prosh izzat???
Gud fing i has da andriod braynz nao. no moar splorts!
I fink I may haev to taek a leef ouuta your buk on that wun!
sew, hao you gotted da android brane?
i can haz one too??
i would hab an inbuilt calculator, hehehehhe
ai fink i ordured it frum emale i guts sayin ‘incr3ase size yo brain’ or sumfimz
Taht’s nawt whut tehy offur to increese teh siez ob in mai emales.
*jeans, flannul, an CHRG(wdoi) dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*Ly runs off to maek cukies fer kidlets*
cookies!!
uhmm…hmmm…. dat doesnt mean iz a kidlet… i… hmmm…jus liek cookies!!
ya dats it, i liek cookies!!
Ai lieks cukies, too.
hmmm…. den itz fine! *sigh of relief*
Ebreewun laiks cukies! Ai laik cukies. Eben gibbocat laiks cukies!
*sets browser to accept cukies*
*Setz browser 2 steel LCBz cuukeez*
*sets browser to spray asploding dye on cukie steelers*
* getz lawng kitteh teaza n setz off da dye….. den setz bowser to get cukieds*
momcat
*sigh*
*maykes moor cukies*
*Putz on asploding dye reepellint suut adn
prepairz fur next rownd.*
*sets browser to dispense cukies*
*grabs a handful of lindykat’s cukies in teh ensooing confusion and runsawayfast before anybuddy realizes my cukies is teh fake*
*sets browser to DO NOT DISTERB KTHXGOWAYPLZ*
*replaces splodin dye wif whippy
kreem adn sillee string set at
random so u don kno witch ittul b* lol
*takes disposable painters bodysuit and paints catmoflage upon it…it nao is stealthy*
*puts DPB-S on…….over clothing…..and waits……….patiently*
*Pssst shd, tharz a bug climbin up
yur leg…wutll u du??*
*waytes in corner out of cumfusion fer teh crumbles*
whut…..kinda bug.
ooh, it’s big and leggy and has ginormous feelers and fangs and itz wearing a leather jacket and…
*faints… THUD*
Crumbles! At last.
*lindykat eets crumbles of lolcatburglar’s stolen cukies tehn taykes likky baff.*
*Steelz Lindyz cuukeez dat LCB dropped.*
*opens one eye*
Rly, guise, I is ok, no needs to call 9-elebenty or teh firemans or teh U.S. lolympics mans gymnastics teem or anything…
*re-THUD*
Ok.
*runz 2 next fred.*
oh, scuz me whilst i whip dis out…
*whips outta lavendar sentid smellin
saltz*…heer lcb, smael dis. r u o k
nao? hav sum sodapop? adn sum
pecan pi wif…ooo lookit all da
whippy kreem we gotz heer…
*pillz outta canov sillee string
adn shootz taht beeg bug offa shd*
*waits until coast is clear*
*gets up, noms up all teh cukies leftover (both of them)*
*get’s extry-long tweezers, picks up big bug and puts it in cweenmj’s sleeping bag*
*wanders off whistling a nonchalant tune*
*Wanderz bak frum uzzer fred awl refreshed*
*Frum YNG foot massaj*
*kant b seeing koste frum heer. *
*2 menne mowntinz in deh way.*
*pikz up sleeping bag … givez it gud shake*
*big bug flyz owt adn landz in lake.*
*Bigger fish eetz big bug*
*putz on leather jacket* mmm nise fit!
wael mebbe nawt *takes off jacket*
*goez tu chek out teh refreshmintz ovr
on teh uzzer fred* thanx fur teh cookeez
lindycat, ….mmmfootmassaj!!
u’re welcum.
*sigh*
*lindykat maykes shawping list fer ingreedients fer cukee dow.*
Ohai Ly, Hau did et go wif da kidlets?
yark! I rememaz dem “adz” n da muvee we gotted fur nooclear at tackz! Wuz scari tyme fur liddle kidlet…..
den I awlso libed in OK den, alwaiz wuri bout tormados… u no cud takz kittehz to da tormado cella inda neighberhud….. I wuz alwaiz wurried…
momcat
taht’s right…sawng “duck and cover”.
Wii still haz teh tormados. Jus no mor duk cuvvers. Poor duks.
ah lurved de duk & cobber advizez, sew comfortizing tew noze ah cud survivez de nuclear strikez by crawlin unner meh wooden skool desk. ah notz bee in skool in menne menne (menne) yearz butz ah hopez de knot still tellin de kidletz dat woopy.
Naoadaze don u needz plastik sheetz adn ducky taep onna windoes? Dats gonna halp alot tu, ifinkso.
Taek Aym..
Fyre!
Iz naut gud screm ‘Fyre’ in crouded fread! Sumwun culd gits hurted!
Foire!
Dey haz posted this at weerd tym o_o?
Dis iz nermal tiem fur weekendz! Confyoozin, izn’t it!
‘Tis, but fanks fo cleerin’ that up
!
enemy must be annihilated and fired in 3…2…1…
PEW PEW PEW!!!!
i fink we got ‘em!!
o wait… call air support, KWIK!!
loookout behind youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
wat? **luks behind self**
hey, ur a googie?…
**BONK!!**OUCH!!
**THUD!!**
halp kittehs!!
go on wiff out meh!!
No! kitteh code sez we leaf no kittehs behind! Ah carriez u fireman stylez!
hehehe… free ride!!
do nawt be snerkin qwite sew soon, u carriez me on da wai back & ah keepz yellin faster faster, wheeeeee!
hmmm…. but mah bak hurts so badly, owww**luks bery innocent wiff
circular kyoot eyes**
O noze! Wee iz unned attak captan! Dive, dive, dive!!!
aaaoooorgah! aaaoooorgah!aaaoooorgah!
*whoosh*
‘Everyone to dier battle stations!! we got googies syted!! bob, u go get da gunz and joe! get da woopy cushunz!!”
*snerk!*
Ebberybody noes da goggies are fraid of woopy cushunz becus dey get blamed for da [politely] woopys.
yesh… and dats gud and ebil!!
da way i liek it!!
*snerk snerk*
Ah blamez da woopys on da goggie dat jus run bye & ah doan eben haz a goggie
Meh 2 kittehs wud lurv dat kitteh tree himz standin on butz ah finkin dey wud bee fiteing ober witch 1 getz to sit on de topz platform. Dey bof wantz to bee da top cat!
fights?! i liek fights!!
lets see whos da top cat!!
Top Cat? Memember TopCat?! I wuz thinkin of him odder day when I wuz in need ob anti-splort gear….. TC hadda nightynight byooty mask/eye cober thingy that he snapped on his hed before bedtyme. We needa stock the CCC wif a stack ob them to blindin out the kyoots, aifinkso.
blinding out kyoots?? hmmm…. but… but… i liek kyoot!! eben if i splort!! but we should keep dem fur sum peepz who r very sensitive to kyoot… i hab real life experience so i fink iz ok, ifinkso…
Hashim, mebbe we use dem just for re-splort pertekshun or for Cat-astrophic splortatious sich…. sityooo…… events whenna reskyoo teams mebbe need more portection.
ok!! i see…. re-splort, DO NAWT WANT!!!
ah uzed to lurv de top cat cartooney, ah like benny & fancy-fancy de bezt.
Errr….ummmm…..ah meanz ah am in no whey oldz enuff to member de top cat cartooney!
I finkz dis ketteh is pwaktissin fer the Kitteh Olympix. Shes gonna bean the Pen-cat-alon and is werking on her shootin skilz (she haz dem). Udder events in the pencatalon include:
A very fast dash to git gushifuds
Big jump to table to scatter dishes
Catastrophy causin and den lookin inOcent…
D
Dumpin stuffz offa da table
Extra lowd meowin
Fast getaways from da mischief
G
Goggee pestering
Halibut catching
Inkredibul hi JUMP
Javellin throwing on goggie
Karate agaynst goggie
Lets pester da goggie!!
M…
Grabbin toeses under blankies
High jump to frigemerator
Indie500 runnin in circles
Javelin – we don need no stinkin javelins, we has pointy enz!
K
Karratee choppin
Lllloonnnnnnnnnnnggggg jumpz
Menny jimnasstick flipps
Nommin’ all da cheezburgerz
Openin’ da cat flap
Pokin’ da goggie!
Quikklee running away….
Running eben faster….
Speedee running….
Trying not 2 treip wyle running..
U…..
Unnerwear diving
Very cyoote, lookin
Wachin birdeez
X…
Quad Jump (U kno…teh stait up kynd…ooo 52″)
Runnin roun fasser n u cn thimk dodgin dis n dat
Swimmin…sum kittehs luv teh watr n sum don
…. (Top Cat…ai lyk im tew!! n Snaggulpuss n
…. Quikdraw magraw, teh sherrif horseh…lol )
T…..
Iz hear! Iz hear! letz see…
victri dans
wrasslin goggies
x-stream splorts
yng chasin
zee las dai ub da lolympics!
momcat
Yay! Anudder list doen.
Wut wii do wehn lympicks ar ovur?
tanx momcat…i thot i wuz gonna b lef danglin…
i lyk mi nu class thiz yr n middul skool…lotsa fun
follerin dem roun tu classz et al…..
PC, iffin u beez a grammii, y u follers kidlets to classz? Inquirin mine wonts 2 noes. (Rly aim jush nosii)
ohai eubie!
i ges dat don make much cents… lol
iman asst teecher adn werk wif kidz w/
mld disblteez helppn tem b mor
organized wif ther classiz n stuff.
(i miss nola n teh frenchqwartr n mahdi
graw n binyayz w cafayolay yummm)
adn i hav a 2 yr ol grdotter an 1 grchl
on da way…im teh 3rd grammi on teh
stepladdrz…but datz ok…
Jus wanted to seh! Possibleh gettin a kitteh! An it fanx to dis site here! Luff oo all an all teh kittehs on tah intrawebs!
sweet! ah hopez u getz a lurvely kitteh & has menne snorgles & purrz!
and if possible, upload sum pikshures for us to see!! if u haz a profile!!
i do, i do! An moar gud news! Daddeh sez he nao wants 2 kittehs from same littr!!
YAY!!!
hooray fur u and ur to-be-new-kitteh!!!
**does happy dansdansdans**
woo hoo! kittehs duz happee danse!
Hooray, IRDave!
Ai haz such a happitayle for yoo.
yay, sibblng kittehs r lotsa fun!
hiiseys from Australia! I has bluu tonkinese kitteh. He is the kuettnes!!
Forgivnesh of mah lolspeak. Eyez not wred tah lolspeak dickshoneariez yet=)
hi der I luvmahtonks!
janet n cwmj mus nawt beez hear yet- de is offisial welcuming commiti-
yur lol speak jus fine- don wurri bout it!
weiz bub noo peeps! da onli ruli hear iz plai nice!
I ‘greez, da tonkz is da kyoot!
momcat
*did sumwun kawl mii?* Oh, Hai momcat!! I dusn’t noez bowt beein o fish ul welkuming kamittee, but I’ll giv it a shot…
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Hai iluvmahtonks!! Due b making ursef at home heer. Dis b a berry majikkul plais.. enneefing u kin imajine kan happen. Deh fudz habe no kalreez and deh drinkez haz no alkeehowl, adn eberrewun can sing byootimouslee adn dans like Fred Astair adn Ginger Rogerz. Not dat wii b old enuff 2 member dem.
*Handz ILMT a CHRG(wdoi)*
Dis un b habbing pitcherz uv deh armadilloz on it.
*aside* Hey!! hooz ben duuing deh drawingz on deze fingz??
Enneewayz, it will protecting u frum deh Splorts.
*Handz ILMT a chokklit martoonee*
*Klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Ohai, iluvmahtonks. Tehre ar so menny frenlee peeps heere. Nobuddee karez abowt how gud or bad lolspeek u be habbin. Ai iz glad tu be habbin u heer.
We luv our cheezfrenz frum Oz-trail-ya! So wut iffen yer lolspeek has a liddle bit of an accent, trow de damper roight onna coals an I fink it’s it’s our shout.
ohai iluvmahtonks, welcomez to de cheezeland! so menne nize cheezepeeps here & teh lols be da funnezt!
Oh hai iluvmahtonks!!!1!!
Gud 2 c u here and hear ur lolspeak fur teh nawt sekkund tyme. Greetinks 2 down unda frum Jermanee!
ICHC haz multippel dialeckts of lolspeak, so feel free to egg sperminent.
Eggs perient, ai mean. No dikshunarries needed, which maykes it mush moar fun 4 peeps laik me who has lurnt Inklish as a foarin lankwitch.
iz that catnip maus in teh toob or an IRL maus? O_O
run away fast littel maus!
Gud moaning, awl.
Zeus wuuldn kno hao to be az phunneh an’ cleber az tihs kitteh. *psy*
hello owl!!
gud morning!!
gud moanin OObark! Ah knoze wut u meanz, meh kittehs alwayz so funnee rite up untilz de camera comez owt, den dey start crossin der ais or cleanin der unmentionable bitz or someting elze not-cameraific
Dat R a trajeddy.
*sigh*
Butt….u has has nuffin too say bowt…telescopes?
know
Ohai awl!! didja hear?? da new olympics r being held at london!! maybe i can cum too!!
Use the force Luke.
Rat Patrol
mmm, army catz n jeepz jumpin teh dunez! adn latr Ateem wif mor
ov teh same + Jorj Peppard ( aka Fred ), mmmmshineyblooeyez…
Uh-oh, he sees http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/07/25/funny-dog-pictures-here-kitty-kitty/ dis goggie
wook at da button belly…holdin up da stwipeypants
Klebburr Kitteh steelz
‘2dootta2′. Maykz lawnng raynjj
soopah spawteeng scoap
Klebburr Kittehz habz
mennee liddill Kittehz 2
attakkz Hewminz’ feetz
Affturr attakkz, t3h
Kittehz willz akktz innosent
and getz Belleh Rubz
Jack.
Lowd teh torpeedees! An dis tyem put teh poyntee enz in ferst. Shoot dem bakwerdz not gud ideeuh.
dis kitteh can haz kwite deh poyntee enz on doze toews!
Oh Hai jk2kitteh, Ah ment teh poyntee enz uv teh torpeedeez. Dis kittehs poyntee enz r leethul wepins on dere own but if u shoot dem owt teh torpeedee toobz teh kitteh gitz wet. N if you hit a bowt wit a wet kitteh teh cazualteez wood beh much hai. Az soon az teh kitteh lanz on teh bowt him runz up teh neerist payer uv panz laygs. Owch! Torpeedeez r much moar hyoomayn weh to goez. Ifinkso.
we has seen te eminy. n it is furry.
Iz not abl to vew pictoors of lolcats anymoar! Canz see loldogs (poo) etc. but no canz see lolcats!! Whut is problm?