belly rub access: granted
belly rub access: granted
but plez dont rub me wif a baloon.
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and snorgles too??
belly rub and snorglez: da bestest and awesumest of combinashun!!
Congratz adn G’nite Hashim!! ♥
fanks and G’nite cweenmj!!
o hai hashim! congratz on teh nawt sekkund spot! you can has drinks an dans an also snorgles!
fanks kittehcruncheez!!
i’ll hab hawt choklitt fur drinksies and fur dansies… i fink da egypshun style one!!
oh whee! we be egyptian kittehs wif dem shini eyes
lasers, we haz dem??
yes! dey be amusing…
ohh…lemme try!
**shootz a bit of laser**
**hears a scream from faraway… **
sorry about dat!! hehehehe….
oh mai… u shooted teh sfinxkitteh!
hmm…uhmmm… it waz da kitteh who doez it!! i swearz!!
noes! dun stomp us mr.sfinxkitteh, plees!
sry- da gud SNL wun iz missin….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7AJiQM2RI&feature=related
momcat
cool… fanks momcat!!
u velcum…
wishez I cud find da gud wun….
momcat
Yup. Comin’ in low an fast fur snorglez.
NO STATICS RUBS PLZ
ai haz nuffin moar 2 say dan… *splort*
Oh noez!! iz tiem to call mah new invenshun!! da KKK!! (Kyoot Karrier Kopter)
**a big kyoot kopter cumz and a two kittehz cum outta it via parashoot!**
**dey halp DonAlexander adn Africat get dier braynz bak and rinse dem and putz a CHRG on dem heds**
**dey taek two cheezburgerz as fee**
**taek off**
here, u two can haz cozy blankies and hawt choklitt!!
Tanks, Hashim!
*pats CHRG to see that it fits*
*plans to send more cheezburgerz to valiant crew*
*waves KKK as it putters waway*
ur welcum!!
Fank u Hashim, ai agrees wid Don, elebenty cheezburgerz 2 u an ur crew!!!
fanks u two!!
moar cheezburgerz!!
**nomnomnomnom….**
hearz a kitteh heli kat fur u-
weiz usta use it fur da massive splorts ub da kyoot, whenz der was lotsa catsulaties…
(neber dun dis- if it dusn’t wurk luk fur lol “heli cat has landed”)
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ratzn snaffl florflul! weirdpress ated mai komment- wuz a ICHC picha two-
seemz sorta lik catabalism….
anywho- luk fur da lol “heli cat has landed”, u cud use himz. We usta use himz fur maja splortz whenz der wuz lotsa catshultiz ta tak two da horsepital….
momcat
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Hai Hashim!! Lyks ur nu inbenshun. Won ishue – KKK nots so PC rown heer. CCC waz orijinllee Kyoot Krash Kart N waz chaynjed. Sugjesshuns fur nu akronim pleez??
Sugjest KHK for Kitteh Hella Kopter?
or Kitteh Helper Kopter?
My $.02, i gibs u it.
Ka-Splort!!!
Snorgle schnorkel needed!
Grr, Ai wuz in wiv a chance an WP eeted mai commint nawt sekund tiem!
“X” marks teh spot!
but dun poke mai bellybuttun
I’d splort, but I iz tuu tired. It b 3 am heer. I go 2 bed now.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
G’nite cweenmj!!
meet u tomorrow!!
nit cwmj !
u can haz mai pink floofy kitteh blanki, haz kyoot grey kittehz awl ober it. Da edges kinda rippeded az it is ummm lotsa yers old, but still is softy!
I shud goes ta bed two sinc weiz same tim, same plac..
I finkz I jus gotz da insomina badz….
momcat
*mumblez in sleep*
Fnk u, mmct
*snugglez deeper in2 blankee*
*jeenz, flannul, an CHRG(wdoi) dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Whut a kyoot kitteh!
Nekkid dansdansdans too daingshroos now, huh?
i fink its too cold where she libz… it waz torture doin nekkid dance in such a cold!! rite??
Rite, Hashim! Aiz in Skotland. Berri cowld.
oh… dat iz bery cold!! no wonder u quit!! but still, u didnt get a cold!! i fink da dansing kept u a little warm…
Yah, Ai finkso too.
Yay, Didint knoes taht Ly wuz in Scotlands. Inn onner uv that…
***Kilted dansdansdans***
***Kurt has had the right ammount to drink***
YAY, Kurt!!!1!!!! Dat’s awsum!
I haz a happi!
I wudda bein hear but fishykittehz gluppies had babie gluppiez n I hadz ta catch dem n putz dem in da bebe keepa!
momcat
Ooohhh! Bebbehs!
yup firteen ub da silli fingz, hadz ta chase dem round n round. Silli bebez! If I no ketches dem deh becumz din din fur beeg fishez. Wuz up mosta da nit wif dem bebez..
fishykitteh beri, beri happitail. – She just gotted bak frum campin trip wif dadcat n da momfishi went splop rit den!
momcat
snow angel, ur doin it kyoot!!
tickle, tickle kitteh!
otay, ah azkin on odder thred but in caze no bunnies anzers ah azkin agin.
Ah naow hab beyoutiful red ridin hood kitteh abatar butz no hab bloo namie fer de frend invitin! Stoopy bluesfan cannot figurez owt how to be habin both atz samee timee. Can advizez pleeze, how 2 hab best ob both vorldz?
when ah logs in to da weirdpress fer de abatar habin, den de line fer puttin me url iz not dere no more fer de puttin de “my pictures” ting. Ah haz a sad
Stoopy Weird Press makes u sign in at all timez or you don’t show up in bloo, or your abitar be missin. Go to WP homepage and sign in. Then when you makes comments, make sure your homepage info is showing up in the line for it.
I nawt gud atz it eider- hadz bloo fur wun dai den boom! awl goned…
tri lookin atz cwmj’s …um…blog?…clikz onda bloo name fingi- shez gotz imstructionz fur da hole fing…
momcat
I bedda goez ta bed. Spoose iz home again n iz bounded ta notic meiz missin soon….
nit awl!
momcat
oh- furgotted ta sayz ur kitteh iz da kyoot! I haz mai own liddle red riden hood cape two!
got it mani moonz ago….
momcat
hmmm… u know, wen u goez to weird press, dierz a option “My website” in dat, put ur ICHC account linky and den it should wurk!
He’s dead Jim.
hahah!
Tummy-Snorgling Superpower: Engaged!
…must…
…snorgle…
…ball of fluffness…
*drool*
Floofee Tukkz Kitteh
habz acheebd thurd lebbil ubz
Kitteh Nurvawnna
Sunlyte habz mayd room
toastee wawrm. Tyme 2 taykz brayk
frumz ekksploarayshunz
Dawgee’z outsyde. So
arz Liddill Wunz. Tyme 4 sum
deelisshuss Snoargillz!
Kitteh duzzn’tz habz
2 duz a feeng. Prittee Wun
iz sooperblee traynd
Jack.
Hai Jack! Guds to c u! Leg rubs n purrz frum Manfred, Ayla n Michio!
I nawt truzt an upsaide daon kitteh. Shor, dey luk liek dey wants a belee rubs, but wen u akshullee traiz it, moar ofen den nawt teh poyntee enz kum owt.
U r so rite, LOLDemon! We useded to call mai sisters kitteh “Teh Tummy Trap” cus of floofy wite fur wif pinky underneaf an 4 poyntee enz to clamp on ur unwery arm!
U shud tri a team face snorgle
1. main snorglee puts hanz undr kitteh’s nek and butt/tale joint
2.MS applies face too floofy unterbelleh
3.MS’s hanz enkurage kitteh to wrap araond head-pointee endz will engage in MS’s hair (Note -Nawt rekommended fur bald peeps)
4. Snorglee’s spotter gentlee dis-engages pointee ends frum skalp b4 MS dies of floofy asfiksiashun.
5. A gud tiem is had by awl, wif onlee miner damage too MS’s skalpskinz
Tummy poke alert! Tummy poke process to begin in 5-4-
1!
Pokepokepokepoke!
Shreddin tummy pokin finger to begin in 3…2…1 shred shred shred!
I wish Zeus would let me rub his tummy. Whenever he lies on his back like this, and I try to rub his chest/belly, he wraps his paws around me.
2minions had teh same trubble up teh thread a bit.
Teh tummy-up pose-ishun is an eggselent, elegant, eefishient trap, kitteh is bait an hunter, all in won package
…oh…an’…*SPLORT*
Quack
Ai finks it tymesz to rezureck Pinkie Paw Pads song – NE won remembers it?? Ai may luk it up after ai do
SNORGLE DIVE!!!!!!!!!
er…yesh, I duz sumwhat
wuz salleh’s song ifinz I members rit
goes “pinky, pinky toe pads, toe pads
pinky, pinky toe pads
yur sos kyoot!”
or sumfin lik dat….
momcat
NOES, Don trusts teh kitteh laik taht. Taht is sumtymes a kitteh’s bertrap mode. Yoo touches the cuddly belly, and theys curl ups and nomnomnom you on the arm.
wayt… sins wen is kittehs rlaytid 2 armydillols? (hed skritch)
thays not rilated to armydillies, armydillies ball up so thay don’t get nommed. Kitteh’s ball up sew thay can nom yoo. And kittehs is way kyooter.