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dey gotz any cheezies in heer?
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
dey gotz any cheezies in heer?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: randomtask3000
itz CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
aer i in hebben???
Hebben for teh mowiss’s:
Hebben, I’s in hebben
And meh hartz beats so dat I’s can hardly sneez
And I’s seem to fine da happiness I’s seeeeeeeez
When wees out togevver dancin’ cheez to cheeeeeeeez . . .
*Bravo Bravo* * Claps floofy paws wyldlee**
Oh i’d lub tu klime deze shelfies
Adn reech teh hi-est weel
but dat duznt frill me haf as much
as dancin cheez tu cheez (or heel tu heel tu maek it rime)
♫ ‘Cheezez lub me, dis aI noes,
acause the CC tells me soes ..’ ♪
♫ ‘Oh wut a fren we has in Cheezez ..’ ♪
OH; if I had been drinking milk when reading this…..
…..then it would be spurting out of your nose like water out of a garden hose.
(That was not an intentional rhyme.)
xD It’s great, isn’t it? xD
o ai nibble on ur garden and ai eet ur korm and peez
but it duzn’t thrill me haff az much as dancin cheez to cheez
Wen u wish upon da cheeze
shear exzitement meks u sneeze,
eben wen u pant & weeze
ur dreemz comez tru
*clappity clappity*!!1!!
moar, moar!
wen ur mouf iz full ob cheddar
nothin elze cud mek itz beddar
even if itz stormy weddar
ur dreamz comez tru!
** ** **** ** ** **** *** *** ******* ******* *** **** **** ****
Whoo hoo, Dave! Taht wuz reelee gud!!
But mai pore liddle pawz ar awl tyred nao frum clapping!
con-cat-ulashons on ur nawt-second mary!
fanx! dis be lotz 0 fun wif teh funnee lyriks! adn i aer IRL eeting a Cheezburgr leftober frum BBQ yesterdae.
*wispers: we dint inbite Igor- food safetee consernz adn awl- you know…*
*Handz MaryO glass uv wuteber libashun her b wanting.*
*klinkee glassez*
CHEEZ!!
Iz dat wun uv ur tendrillz rapping rownd dat cheez???
*fwwip*
*surreptishuslee curlz up tendirl*
whottebber duz yu mean?
Iz In hebben
GMTA @ 12.01
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
I cant wayt 2 see de burgerz!
hay, wear de limberger atz?
Murphy Mouse…..is lactose intolerant
Der is berry liddle lactose in cheeze – mai diabeetus doc sed dat Ai cud eet it wivout wurry bowt shugr in it.
ifn we get teknikal, mousez don’t liek cheez, akshully.
(more for cheezburgerz dat wai!)
Dey prefur chokklit oar peanut budder, Ai fink.
peanut butter….definately peanut butter. plus without armor plating, ya can’t keep the little buggers outta yer tea.
Dey likez tea??? Wii hab tried ebriting else own our mousies. Wii hab tried awl da tings dat wurked on da mousies at uther houzez. Deze wuns no likez cheeze, peanut butter, pasta, rice, raizens, bread, jam, cake…….. Poizens wurk, but dey is too slo n krewl.
Dey jus cum inta da room wen wii r wachen tb n look at uz, den run awai kwik wen wii moove. N dey poop in awl da kitchen cubberds.
*ahem* *whispurrs to MarthaV* An they ar peeing in there, too! Ai had a maus inf. . .enfrustay. . .lotz ov mouses wunce, an it wuz reellee hard to get rid ov them. Bucuz ai cud nawt kill them. Nawt awn purrpose, eneway.
But ai shur had to do a LOT ov cleening afterwards!
the furry little verminoids ruined an entire box of black/vanilla bean. plus all of the neat stuff left over from the dressing rooms.
If you wish to catch teh mousies, use yerself some cotton ballz. Dey
cannot resist. They use the cottons to make der housez. Take da cotton
en stick it to the trap wiz sum pnut butterz. No more poopies in yer
cubbords!
mii 2!
well, there goes the elebenteenth level of hell joke.
*sigh*
Sowwee! fud syense iz mai hobbee Ai liek eeetin an need 2 noe wat iin ebbryfing.
*reeely deeep sigh* oh, dat’s okai, *sniffle* it waddn’t dat guud annywai.
u don’t fool us, stagehanddan; u maek reel gud jokez and reel bad punz, and teh only one mor disap- disapp – sad dat we wont heer teh joke den us is U!!
*heroic pose* *looks toward horizon* someday, somewhere, somehow, I will FIND someboddy who’ll fall for that.
*friendly punch on teh sholder*
*cheerful chuck under teh chin*
*sidewaiz glance and skuff of shoo*
Ai knoez haow hii fiilz.
mowsie hypnotized, nawt noze wear 2 starts nommin
Ohai bf473 ai lef annuder sujjeshun for u abaut turnin bloo awn teh las lol. We is nao frenz adn i cud see lil red ridin kitteh bettur! She’s kyoot! ai has a SIL wu libs in Rindge Noo Hamster adn we goes der sumtiems.
ohai! ty fer trine 2 helpz meh, seemz ah kan hab either/or
ah klikke da logout & naow seez de 3 linez agin butz no got abatar. iz mekkin ma brain hurtz & nawt in splortin frum de kuutenezz wai.
jus cahnt figger how 2 hab both at samee timee so ah gezz ah go halfies
ah know iz pozzible cause ah seez taht cheezepeeps doze it butz ah no can figger out =( loss 2 menne brane cells durin de ’70s ifinkso.
ai tri tu hep u later, bf473, K?. Fixxin fissshhh fer dinner nao.
ty bery mush, ah comez bak & chekz tamarraw.
Wat we habin fer da dinner & wen shud ah getz der? =D
Hai bluezfan473!! my helperz shud helping u. I finkso.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
reeding deh sekshun bowt Linkee frum deh WordPress account. it will taking u step bai step frew it awl.
I haz added uzzer stuffz bowt being bold adn fingz like dat dere.
ohai! ah comez bak fer 1 lil minit. Ah getz frum ur helperz page howz 2 mek mah namee bloo & howz 2 getz abatar, will helpz meh hab bof at da once? dat wat ah cahnt figger out naowz. Ah triez itz laterz.
Ty 2 alla cheezefrends 4 tryin to helpz meh, ah haz reached mah firstee milestonez & haz 50 cheezefrends. Meks meh do Happee danse imvolvin mush shakin of de tailfedders!
Yoo ar almoss tere, bf473. Ai will lookee fer yoo tomorrow.
I can haz Cheez plz?

I has a Hongree
Wented to da Ginger Ninja’s wunf Birfday pardee this afernune an the Shreeikin Kidlets eetid awl teh Noms
I lurves pardee fuds an I diddunt gett ennee an Aden wuddent share his cayke Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
heer, tidmum, ai haev fur u cayke (how iz chokklit wif creem cheez frostin?) and eye scream. plz 2 eet ur fill. No sheeiking kidletz heer
Mmmm toklit caek ams meh faberit!!!!
*Nomnomnomnom*
Fanks mkultra999.
Dat wuz deelishuss
iz mai plaizure, tidmum! and Dave! and, ob cors, ebberywun. Want ennyfing to wash it awl down?
I finkso a hawt chokklit wud be berree nyce plz thnx.
I can has a liddle nip ob brandee in it an whippy creem?
ya shur u betcha!
*whipps fresh creem into fresh whippy creem*
*melts chokklit and folds into hot milk*
*splashes rite amownt ob brandee into hot chokklit*
*skulpts whippy creem bunneh on top*
*brings mug to tidmum on silver tray*
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*Sip..Sip.. Sip..SLURRRRRRRRP*
*
…Hic..Hic…Hic….
*WOWee mkultra999!!!
Taht wuz teh moas slurplishisshuss hawt chokklit I ebber did haz teh plezhure to dwink!!!!!
Fankyoo
Fanksyew fur teh kind wurdz. It wuz teh tray, ai finkso.
how do u maek teh emoticons on teh posts?
Ifinkso iffen yoo go to cweenmj’s profile,she has a linkee to her blog which tells abowt emoticons.
I are nawt too grate akshully at splainin.An it awl depens which browser yoo is werkin from too ifink.
yoo has to write teh werd inside the dot fings like dis…. : grin :
wivout teh spaces
heer’s teh linkee to teh wordpress emoticon payge
http://www.codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F
OK, ai will trai awl dose fings — but FIRST ai must do teh wurk ai have bin putting awf for abowt 5 ourz wile ai play at ICHC. Purrhaps ai will see u awl on teh erlee shift 2morow.
kthxbai!
Oh, pore Claire. Heer, Ai maded sum jinjerbred an sum hunny an armund caek yestidai Ai’ll trie 2 push sum froo teh intertoobs. {{{{{Claire}}}}}}
* I lubs jinjerbred!!I haz nebber tried hunny an armun caek tho…Nibblenibble..
YUMMMMMMMMMers
Fanks annipuss. I has a happi belleh nao
Ai inbentid it maiselb – Ai hadded sum runnee hunnee and sum armuns leftober an had 2 yooz dem up.
*sly luk*
here, gibs it to me, anni, anni’ll mek shure she getz it. honest!
*Puttemup puttemup!!*
Fite yoo for it!! ?
wuhwoh!!!
*kwiklee passes ober teh nomilishush caek frum Anni*
uh, would you wantz to no if i licked it? oh, adn dere may beez drool onnit.
*innosent luk*
Heh! I is no skeered ob a liddle drool….Errrm, Yoo noe can has cooties haz yoo?
teh dr tinycat sez i be not contajuss suun. yr prooly saef
ooo, datz a meen lil divvil letz twy :wicked:
i see dat i needz a lessin in ebil emotikonz!!
:wicked:
Nope.
try : twisted :
ah ha! i kant merember ebber dewin da debilly wunz. mebbe i did adn fergotted, dough!!
Dats acuz yoo am an Anjil, Maywee O.
Hai! Just got bak frum a fambly cookout!
Ai can do
and
– maybee. But awlways furgtez teh rollee aiez, which ai RELLEE laik a LOT! Help?????
Yas, ai lub dat wun!
: roll :
: roll :


I finkso dats it Janet
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I gotid mai Postcard this week . Fankyoo Janet. I had a happitayl
Sowwee,I nebber sended ennee wen I wuz awn Holidays,we didnt get neer a deecent shop acuz teh rain wuz turrble.
Thankz! an ai’m glad it finalee arrived! That wuz VERREE slo frum jermaee. An ai harldee eber send tehm nowadayz – too hard to find. But ai laik to do it wehn ai can.
lookee up abuv fer teh linkee on emotikonz, tidmum.
,
Iz okay MayweeO
Whuts a fyew cooties atween frenz ?
I duzzent mind sharin .
i new you wuz teh generuzz.
*gettin awl scent y mental*
yew allwayz gibz me yr shwimp, adn i KNOWSS how you likez dem.
.
If I liked fishee type fuds,I cud have had a biiiig jellus this week.
After we leftid teh Campin holiday,Mah Sissy an her Hubbind stayed til Caterday.
They wentid into Padstow awn Thursday Eebnin,an mannijed to get a tabul in Rick Stein’s Restaurant!! – Himz a berry famuss TTI Seafud Chef extrrdinair!!
Tv shows,books an ebreefing!
Der iz enuff fur ebbrywun!
Ohai, {{{{{tm}}}}}} wif awl doze shreekinz Aden’s caik problle wuznt enuf tu shair. Nebbur did bleeb in birfdai partee fur ennywun undur 5 oar 6 yeerz owld ennywaiz. Wun tiem naybur did fur 2yeerold nd mawm cundit wate fur dad tu cum hoam tu tend bar cuz awl doze parintz wuz freeking owt.
I noes how taht is.
I haz nebber dun teh pardee fing for mine,acuz tehir birfdays be wivin 3 weeks of eechudder an we haz nebber had enuff munnies to do it. Kenna haz a fren to sleep over an Aden haz a Makkiedonnals or a Pizza.
I camed hoam an drinked a boddle ov whine an i nao has a brandee!! Mah nerbs be shot an it wuzzent eeben mah Kidlet!!!!
I finkso wiv sum parents,it’s awl abowt how Theylook in the eyes of their antenatal groop or frenz. Bebbehs juss get frakshuss an doan unnerstan why jillyuns ob strange fayces be at teir howse.
Still.I hadded a luffly cuddle wiv mah Honnerary neece, an teh Kittehs did luff me bissitin
oh, yeah. itz awl aboot teh parentz keepin up wif teh Jonesieez in mini kases.
sillee peepz.
fud induzed coma in 3-2-1….
CEILINGCAT IS A FINE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!11!!!!
Ceilingcat is sum fine Godz!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!111!!
THE DAILY NOMZ ARE SAVE!!!!
HAIL!!!
CEILINGCAT IS SUM FINE GODZ!!!11!!
DAILY NOMZ ARE SAFE!!
HAIL!
Thanks so much for all of your kind comments. I couldn’t understand any of them, but I appreciate the thought.
Ohai Spencer (Randomtask3000)
Iz a funneh LolPic.
Yoo shud cum an joyn us heer awn ICHC.
We is a grate bunch ov Peeps an yoo soon pik up teh Lingo ( is moastlee phonic)
Yoo duzzent eeven hav to write in LoLspeek. It’s opshunal.
Welkum to this happee playce
It means we liked it and thought it was clever and cute. Then we congratulated ourselves with imaginary sweets and real alcohol and discussed the relative merits of cheese, cheese puns and children’s birthday parties. Does that help?
IRL, ai lolways say that “english to english translation is my specialty”!
iz important to haev a markitibull skill.
Thank you. I am aware by now of the subtleties of lolspeak, but frankly,
trying to read more than a few sentences of it at once gives me a headache.
I do appreciate the application of such a dialect in lolz, because it has
served me well on this site, sometimes I just like to be able to read things.
ohai spencer! u doan hab 2 dew da lolspeak iffin u doan wantz to, jus hab funz & happee danse wif us, okaygood?
Yes! Everyone just said they really enjoyed your caption. Which indeed was very clever. It’s not hard to read what everyone said. Just try to read it aloud as it looks, and you will hear it..
And thanks for making this LOL for us all to have fun with.
i can nom FOREVER!!!111
CHEEZE!
I wanna nom forever!
I wanna nom till I die!
Cheezus Crise…look atit awl!
;-D
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom…….*sleep*…..nomnomnomnomnomnomnom…..
it shud beee
(n)OMG(n)OMG(n)OMG(n)OMG…
oar jus plaen
NOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMGNOMG…
Yayyyyy!!!
Yoo did a grin fayce
yes, and ai did eggsactlee teh saem ting up dere after Missy’s comment and got nuffin. The interwebs wurk in mystereeyus waiz.
testing

testing ;-(
wun
too:-D
free ;-D
FTW
“ah, have some cheese, rat”
;-D ai lurvs a looney toonz fan!
barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/bugselm/bugelm07.wav
thnx! dis mite halp yoar enjoimint…
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The Green Bay Packers prepare for a new season
Awr Maus iz gonna fink himz dyed an gonna Maus-hebben.
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Ai lykes teh cheez 2. Yeers ago, mai cuzzin an ai “stolded” cheez outta fridj an eeted in behine the cowch. Lyk dat wuz gonna maek us moar innosent oar sumfin…
dat maus iz abawt 2 has himslf a cheez orgsm.
i wishz i wuz abl 2 nom on dat cheez wif him rite abawt nao.
This is pretty close to my idea of heaven, too. (It also needs some chocolate, an easy chair, and a big stack of books.)
and cawfee, and hawt chokklit, and rum, and more books,oooo and a set of Dave Clark headphones.
lol i have never seen a cat like that
rose
mayberry.rose@gamail.com
lol what a cat
mayberry.rose@gmail.com
Mouseh has done hit da mudder load…
oobbum wabbum woofum cheezywheels!
Serious question: what does “GOM” mean, and why is it repeated in this photo?
I’ll anser deh nawt-sekkund haf uv ur kwestyun. U’ll hav 2 figger owt deh sekkund haf on ur own.
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Itz not GOM. Itz OMG. Oh, Mai God.
Ill reply to you in a form that you can understand..
its OMG repeated, it is short for Oh my god.
The second part, wouldnt you be going OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD If you were that mouse? Or a human who just one millions of dollars?
Yeah
uhm.. Won* not one, millions of dollars
Health inspection FAIL
at last!!! ai…hab…founded…teh…CHEEZLAND!!!!!!!!
anoder rodent. aim rodent, tooo.
mice dont actually like cheese they like chocolate they dont eat cheese
CCCCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My Godz, a cheez smorgasboard!! Lookz at this!!
i can has cheeze?