come find me
come find me when you have proof.
anywayz, i 2 cyoot to git into any trubble.
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AAAAAAAACHOOOOO!!!
Corn graterz Goosie. U iz top uv teh brayde. Haow wud u liek to sillybrayte?
Fanks annipuss. Ai fink ai wud liek ebbrewun tew coem ober tew mai playce. Wii kin sit owt onna dek adn hab a cuppla YNGs bring us sum Long Island Ice Teas. O yess, a pitcher ob tehm adn tall glasses wit corkskrew strawz. Ai maed sum brownies adn sum lemmin barz adn mebbe u cud bring sumfin sawlty oar cheezy. YNGs will floof owr pilloes adn rubz owr feetz adn fan us wit palms iffn it gits tew hawt.
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Iz bery nice owt todai. Bloo ski, lite breeze, no clowds adn aboot 84 degreez. Tehn wii kin put awn sum sawks adn dans a liddle waltz onna mai gnu hardwud floorz wit teh YNGs. O mai, ai needs sum fanning hear!!!
Iffn wii dans ai fink YNGs mite needz sum hunnert doller towelz tew wrap arownd thems waist. Jus in caes teh naybors r watchin!
u nebber noe…teh naybors mite wanna come ober an joyn in teh partee.
Ohai Goosie! ahm awn mai wai! Wen Ai walk aut mai door ai taeks a rite an keeps goin – ai be der inna cupla monfs ifn ai walk fast, aifinkso. Ai heers teh katluah fur medisunal porpoises fixed up yur hed! Ai has a happee fur dat.
Ohai vgersmom! Ai will send wun ob teh YNGs tew pick u up. He haz a bery fast helolcawpter! U will bee hear in less tahn elebbenty minnitz.
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Adn yes, teh Katluah adn milks helped mai heddach adn ai got sum sleepz. Iz much bedder nau!
whoo hoo, glad u’re bedder.
is eet be sabe 2 comes 2 uz? ai hearded u habs a killerkitteh wib uz…
Ohai siobhan! Yess it iz saef nau. Elton-kitteh felt bad adn apo…apoll…sed he suz sawrry. He’s jus a silly kitten adn didn’t noe he cud jump taht far. Nau he noes!
ah… tehn iz okeh, aill come ober an bwings sum milk fur moar hawt chokklit… an sum gushifood fur elton… jus in cais kitteh needs da be assured aiz noe tramplin faice eeter.
i be sinkin dat was accident? famous singer and writer kitty not mean to use face for trampoline.
Yes it wuz an akkcident. He wuz aiming fur teh tawp ob teh chare adn landed awn mai hed. Trampolineface…bwahahahaha!!!
*sitz down neggst tew Goosie8*
*YNG handz mj drink adn nomz*
*Nuzzer YNG gibz foot massaj**
Sip, nom, AAAAAhhhh. sip, nom AAAAHHHhhhhh.
ok. i died adn gone 2 hevven ifinkso.
Heer, Ai jus mayd sum chokklit chip cukies!
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
ly, iz it stil cowld der? Iz ver hawt heer, ai’ll send sum tew u!
Skotland am alwaze cowld.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
heer, aw gust in yewtah iz awlwais HAWT. Haf as much as U wawnt!
Aiz treyen bery harrd to getz der. 2 yewtah. Aiz wantz to moob bak bery mush. wenai pfinnish skool ai tryz 2 getz job der. Lub da sunshyne. lubz da “dry heat” lubs da sno. lubs da moundins. lubs lubs lubs.
wher u at skool nao, tookatze?
c-attl. notsodryakshully. not lyking it much. been here for 12 years and havent been happy most of it. *sigh* Im getting moldy. I grew up in SLC. 25 years there, and I miss it.
ai go 2 teh sundance directors lab ebery yeer in june and ai reely liek teh wasach mts. ai liek c-attl, 2, but ai can cee wai u miss teh utahhhh.
wii r goin passd c-attl nex wiik! Mebbe wii can bryng sum driheet wif us 4 yew!
But in c attl yu can haz menny cheezfrenz dere ai finkso. semes leik moar dere dan ennyware.
an mebbe wif enny luk, dese dum pryvit club memmrships be goin awai 2!!
tookatze – i was bornded in slc, tehn my parents mooved to arid zona wen i wuz baby (tehy bringed me wif tehm). 40-hmhm yeers later tehy still misses it too.
Yes great.
Ai am glad u mayd cukies. Tehy eeted mai cukies in teh odder thred. Chokklit chipp wuns r teh bestset.
Yah, an teh kidlets diddent eet tehm awl, needer!
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*whispers* giiiinnnnggeeeerrrr sssssnnnnaaaaappssssss
o hai, cween mj! If Teh Goose will let me join teh sillybrashunz, ai will bring homemade chokklit truffles and godiva martooneez if ai can get wun of dose lovlee soundin foot rubz.
Ob coarse u kin join us!!! Wii hab plentee ob YNGs tew go ’round. Pull up a lounge chare adn putz ur feetz up!
Ennee wun b welkum 2 joyning sillybrashunz!!
adn deh foot rub b ess ell ent!!
I haz mixed a fresh pitcher uv chokklit martoonez!!
Enjoy.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
*dainty sip*
*nibble*
*slurp slurp gulp*
*nomnomnomnomnom*
*sigh*
Fankee, ebberwun!
oooyesh yu wuz rite!! cweenmj, dis iz da lyf!!
choklit martoonez adn choklit truffulz! onlee mi favritis
+ futrubz o mi!
*putz away teh sillee string fur latr adn laiz bak on
chare wif daintee litl feetz up* Oh, YNG obr heer
pleez….
hay PercyCat an cween, sen wun of tohse YNGs ovur heer wif teh martoonies.
*4 YNGz kum 2 lindycat —
* wun wif endless supple eye uv drinkz adn nomz
* tow gibbing deh foot massajez — wun fer eech foot
* wun gentlee fanning lindycat wif palm frond
Ai iz laet, but it’s a lawng wai frum TTI. Ai’ll bring sum cheeze an herb biskits wiv juss a hint uv garlick – an sum wivowt fur doze peepl hoo fink garlick iz wuss dan orinj.
Tehy sounz delishyish, annipuss. Fanks.
*lindykat tastes wun uf eech.*
Wondermus.
yummi, i thimk gahlik iz almos
az gud az orinj…..*clinkie glaziz
wif lindycat n annipuss n oha
n 999 n cweenmj et al n toastz*
“To all the Olympians of the World”
hey, toss me anuddr trufful…
*tossez truffle*
*klinkee glasses*
To awl deh lolympianz uv deh whirrld!!
Will truffle tossing b a lolympic sport??
if nawt, shud be!
at last – lolympic sport ai cud kwalify in!
Truful towsing mite be tu melty fur sumurtiem but wintur iz kule enuf. ai fink iz az gud az ennyfing fur gaimz. But, oh, hai, hoaw abowt doze baving capz? Dey lukz berry gud fur splort purtekshunz.
Congratshoolashuns!
Drinkies, dansies?
Fanks Aydrean! Sea abuv commintz fur D&Ds!
bad kitty
Ders no such fing as a bad kitteh…only
Artistic kittehs (hoo leev traks on ur kleen kichen floor)
Balletic kittehs (hoo leep akros teh ruum adn land awn ur eye)
Cullinary kittehs (hoo lik ur fuds wen ur nawt wachin)
D….
Dansing kitteez (hoo dans akross wutebber u trying 2 due)
Elegant kitteez (hoo add deyre speshul touch 2 ur wardrobe)
Flying kittez (u noez dem wen dehy landz on u)
Gracefull kitteez (hoo o kayshunlee slip)
H…
Hauskeepeen kittez (hoo taek stuff u leev araund adn put it awai safeli war u kant find it)
Injeenius kittez (woo manaj tu get demsefs intu plaeces adn cant get auwt)
Kostume-deziner kittez (woo improov ur kloze wif der furz)
L…
Loungin kittehs (rite on topov wutevr
yu b reedin)
Magikul mess kittehs (C abuv)
Naturul kittehs (natrallee it wurnt mi)
Opurtinstik kittehs (teh doggeh diddit)
P…
Persnikitteh kittehs (won’t eet teh fud yoo buys dem)
Qwiet kittehs (mus be doing sumfing bad)
Rekless kittehs (taek awn teh goggies)
S…
Silleee kittehs (dey all r sillee)
Tird kittehs from doin all de work spillin stuff
United kittehs (dats wen de colabrat to wake me up in morning)
Victorious kittehs (deh successfully blamed it on de goggie)
W…
Wundrflullee wikkid kittehs (u noes dem)
Xillentlee nonshalaunt kittehs ( u tawkn
tu mi? dint heer yu, wut?)
Y (bcuz we luv u n e wayz)
Zaklee n teh rite playz at teh rong tym!
(n vysaversa)
Aiu wuz sumware els
Wifout pruf, is just yous wurd genst mine. Tell it to da judje. I sees u in cort.
prolly won git tu cort…day seam tu spenz
mos teh tym choozn a juree…den teh
dfindant taekz a plee tu a leszr ofinz…
den teh judje cumz adn tellz us dat we,
teh juree won b kneedid naow bcuz…yay…
dint wanna b ahn yur juree n e wayz…
akshully…yup…uhuh…fur shur…kthxbai…
*didjuryduty2weeksagoandgotpaidalready*
Ai sneezeded inta mai litter!
ah, dat esplanz it den
Mai noes had a tikkel. Pfffffttttt
(bartvoyss) ai din’t dewit!
Stopz rite dere miztur!!!! teh goggie sayz he sawed it awl. u r teh busted!!!!!
adn u beliebes da goggie abov meh? u reely do? u noe lubs me n-e-moah? ai ulways fot u adn ai wus bff, but u jus treetz meh laik taht, jus laik ai wus bad. *siff*
twas da dog
u awl knows hoe he likess to dig and chew and genereally make de big messess-is majer difference between us
i will just goes to find halp…….and dey can cleen it up
If u faind sum pruuf, I bees in Jamaeka or sum othr plaess dat ar troppikul an’ has vaykaeshin fun.
To teh accused
Siw,
It iz mai plezurr 2 offur mai survices, (fur a nominal fee, ob coorse) in dis, ur taim ob triol. Allow meh teh innerduce maiselb. Aiz ur humble survant LolyerKitteh ov teh Furm ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol
It wud b mai plezurr teh repreezent u shud dis mattur cumez 2 triol. Shud u reesieve anny furdur kwestioons frum teh hyoomins, plz 2 refur dem 2 meh.
Plz trusts in uz.
LolyerKitteh Esq. Katorney at Lol
How manee cheezburgrz iz ur retayner fee? Den wat iz ur fee purr owr? Or do u get 40 purrcent of teh cheezburgrz mai moomin give mii if u winz mai case?
Oh noe needz 2 konsurn urselb wid dese fainanshul d-tails. jes putz ur paw-print heer… an heer… an heer. Guuuuud. Naow, notz 2 worrreee, uz in gud paws.
Oh, ai alos furgotted. plz 2 b signin ober 60 purcent ob all teh cheezburgerz u will be urnin fur teh nex elebenty yeers.
Urs faiffully
LolyerKitteh Esq.
Katorney at Lol
Well, 60 purrcent ob nuffin is still nuffin, so ai don’t mind dat part.
How do ai get dis ink offn mai paw?
are u Bombastik Bushkin in reel life?
hoo dat?
mah age and kulteral references let me show you dem .Bombasic was Johny Carsons lawyer.Jonny wud make frequent referrances to his successes was long tyme ago
thanx fur splainin…went rite ovr mi haed
…..but naow…lol…derz nobodee lyk JC!
*missing JC*
Mai favrit Johnny Carson joke:
(not shur how dis will werking in lolspeek — heer goez nuffin.)
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Anth row pologistz haz studdeed hoomin intell ee gentz whirlld-wide. Dhey haz fownding dat deh dummest peepz b livving in deh Sowf Pasific on a tinee liddul ilund named ‘Schiffer’. Dere b stoopee peepz ebreewhere, but dis ilund b habbing deh hi~est per sentij uv deh stoopeez. Hence deh frase, “he’z got Schiffer braynez.”
LOLZ!
darez a Schiffer man rite outsyd neow
bbqn tew clos tu hiz hous n teh wynd
Hey Schiffer guy yu skarin meh!!
Kan yu bii awn retaynur?
No, Lolyerkitteh’s teefs r fine.
Duz nawt need retaynur.
tape delayed *snerk*
Ohai, ,{{{{Romeow}}}] du ai unnurstan yur asoshi8 , Colleen, duz da fine baikingz? We ar habbing “ebent” heer , ai finkso awn Purzdai at hafpast 9:00 fred . wud liek tu hab lebentee petty 4z, 5z nd 6z tu surb wif da shampane. plz thx.
No ekpens tu be spaird. yngz poring wil be habbing da 200p bartowlz.
Ai m WAI tu Qte tu doo tyme fur tihs. Blaim it awn teh dawg.
Wut iz dat hawt mess? Ai kant eben tell wuts goin on dere.
mess, wut mess? ai iz ree-dekoratin ur kitchen!
Note to LCB if she wanderz bai: I haz adjusted deh troll tax onna mii per yer rekwest. See http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/23/funny-pictures-tiem-ull-look-where-im-layin/#comment-422926
4 dee taylz.
Wuzznt mi. (finkin ov teh Shaggy sawng)
hey ppl i havnt bn on teh fail blog for a wil. wats new ther ?oh do nt frgt 2 vist
http://www.flashring.com ok? its cool i sez 4 u 2 go 2 stik figurz ad clik STAIR JUMP!
evri 1 ho goz don th sterz diz.iz rlly fny so wch it. i no mk it bt i suprt it
iz so fny u wl go LOLLOLLOLLO an b ROTFLMAOu wll diz frm lphng so hrd.it hrtz so bd .bt in a good wy.i swrz u wlllaph so fkin hrd u wll diz.
ok mor dirctionz. 1c u gt 2 stic shit u clik STIK STUNTS k?
wii wen ther adn itiz fun!! lyk teh ram adn teh litl
red wagon fallz bes…son lyks teh h227 game..oh adn
sum ov teh matrix styl mooveez.. lol
u talk jus liek wun of mai best frends duz… ownlee in lolspeek. wut bee ur furs naim? u probly nawt himm, but da wai uv speekin an sens ub humer simlayritees is uncannny!
Wuzzat at teh boddum ov teh kabinet door rite abov teh mess? it lukks liek it has eiez.
iz dat anodder kitteh? a ferretz? a scaree monzter? Yep, datz woo mek de mezz, ifinkso
heehee…ai fot it wuz a ferretz tu.
Ohai BF473…didn u tern bloo yet? iz ur abatar liddul red ridin kitteh?
ohai vgersmom! yesh, iz lil red ridin kitteh wif da kuutenezz. Meh stoopy, canz hab de abatar or canz hab de bloo namie butz cahnt figger outz to hab both at same tiem.
iffin ah logs into de weird press fer meh abatar den ah cannut putz de blah blah blah pictures by bluesfan url cauze dat lien not dere. Howz u do it??? Helpz frum smart cheezepeeps be so appreziated
awn teh plaec war u rite ur commentz der are free lienz, wun fur ur naem (bluesfan473) wun fur ur emeow addy adn in the fird wun u dat sez URI u gotz to put teh h t t p : / / mine. icanhascheezburger .com / pictures-by-bluesfan473. u noes wut to skwish tugevver. dat shud maek u bloo.
yesh, butz mebbe meh doin somethin wrongz, ah notz gud wif figgerinout dat kinda ting…..
Wen ah loggs inno de weirdpress so ah ken hab meh abatar, den ah comez bak to da cheezeland, den ah doan see dem 3 linez anymorze.
wear dem uzually iz it juzt sayz “logged in as bluesfan473. Logout”
soaz ah cahnt puttin da ting inna 3rd line cauz it not dere. Ah haz a sad cauze ah lub meh red ridin kitteh butz wifout bloo name nize cheezepeeps cahnt invitin meh 2 bee frenz (if dey r sew inclined)
wen ai wuz tryin to remmembur hao tu du it ai kliked teh log aut and den ai saw teh free linez agin.
ah klikked & naow ah seez de linez, but doez ah stillll haz lil red ridin kitteh?
nopez, no kitteh (thwacks hed on desk) ah gezz ah go halfies, sometimez ah will hab de abatar & sometimez ah will hab de bloo namie. iz 2 mush hi-tekkie-brainy fer meh.
weird press ate mai sujjeshun! It was to go back to wordpress dot com, log in, choose Edit Profile from the My Account menu at the top and scroll down to the My Website field – put your “pictures by” link there. Actually, I think i you just go back to WordPress and log in you’ll be blue and abatar’d.
Otay tri dis….opun a brauzer windoe adn go to werdpress. assumin ur logged in, at teh top ov teh paj poynt to My Account adn chooz Edit Profile. Scroll down the page about half way and there is a My Website field. Make that the link to your “pictures-by-bluesfan473″ page.
hay vgersmom! ah posts hear in caze u comez bak, iz workin ahfinkso! ty sew muchies!
yay bluesfan473! “^.^”
U r red-hooded adn bloo!!
(sum day…mi 2)
i saw dat…i tinkkitz a tortiekat…
kitteh no mek mezz-dat meh storee & ahz stikin to itz.
white kitteh = angelic kitteh, wud neber tell u liez
thanx fur remindin mi ov speshul ocashunz gwgs
Happi Birfdai Cheshirekittehkat!!! “^.^”
*mi linkie nawt showin up yet*
Catnip awl over flor? O noes! Kitteh awn drugz!!!
kitteh doan wanna go to rehab, himz say no, no, no.
dis nawt nip! it am liter! he sayin clean da bocks!
goggie did it
Eet was sumber snow stoorm. Oor mebbe hale. Goggie weel hep u shobbel eet out.
OMFGZ!!.. thats ma kitteh ^_^
she gone nao tho =[
R.I.P kitty cat