Comments on: Scotty…

By: Steve Austin

Steve Austin — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 19:17:51 +0000

Shut up you ugly troll. No one “trains” cats, they do what they want, and this one probably sat on the plate PRECISELY because it’s still warm from making coffee. And when it’s hot, there’s POT OF COFFEE ON IT, you idiot! Crawl back under your rock.

By: the_crazy_and_insane

the_crazy_and_insane — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 16:04:19 +0000

that kitten is so cute!

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:49:49 +0000

VERY stupid! That’s right there, train your kitten that it’s safe to sit on the element of a coffee maker. Of course the cat would NEVER be more likely to walk on it’s when it’s hot. Gee, like say…….RIGHT AFTER MAKING COFFEE!??

By: moddie

moddie — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:57:35 +0000

dude thats not guuuuuuuuuuuuuuud do hearts ♥♥♥♥
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By: spinax

spinax — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:58:08 +0000

lol it says KRUPS on the machine that is a coffe Co., i think

By: tobin

tobin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:51:42 +0000

scotteh! beam us up nao!
i canna change teh laws o’ fizziks, keptin!
i dont rly care! beam us up!
shut up you luny kid

By: my_spoon_iz_tu_big

my_spoon_iz_tu_big — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:19:59 +0000

enurjizin

By: lycanlauren

lycanlauren — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:07:30 +0000

iz alien kitteh y else it b in star treks? lol

By: MrLee

MrLee — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:12:30 +0000

Nao wud b a gud tiem 2 triez it agin, Mr Scott. befo d romulinz catch mii steelinz der clokin devyz, o sum weerd mashinz eetz mii liek a comment.

By: Sabertoof

Sabertoof — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:30:12 +0000

Fank u wif much graetfulniss.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:34:41 +0000

ida know, kitteh…last time we trys tihs, you came back as Good Half Kitteh & Evil Half Kitteh

By: Rontu

Rontu — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:58:59 +0000

Wow, kitteh wif brown eyez! I neber sawd such a fing!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:42:33 +0000

itteh bitteh kitteh warmer, onlee 2 payments of 27 cheezeburgers plus s&h

By: Sean

Sean — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:36:08 +0000

awaye missin kat
realizes a bit too layte
he wayrs red drawrs. DOOMED!

By: Scottydawg

Scottydawg — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:50:29 +0000

I love Star Trek. Live long an prosper, kittehs! We r teh crew of teh Starship Enterprise!

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:35:56 +0000

“Scotty, tree to beam up”
“I’m soory Captin but te Transporter not working!”
“I don’t care! Beam us up!”
“Ye Cannae change de Laws ‘e Fizziks, Capin”

By: upfi

upfi — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:28:03 +0000

Dat woold be a bery Brittish fing 2 do!

By: upfi

upfi — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:26:23 +0000

But we’d AWL luk after u, annipuss! Awl teh cheezpeeps!!!1! Pweaze allow us 2 cum over 4 teh lolympics, pritty pweaze!!!

*wrings feelers imploringly, big round ~~puppy~~ cat err pillar eyes*

By: upfi

upfi — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:18:34 +0000

Welkum RetardedPants!!1!

Dere is no rong or rite in cheezland as far as lankwitch is concu … conz … it’s ab00t langkwitch. U may get kweshuns when ur commints get 2 cryptick, but dat’s awl. Naice singing!

By: Upfi

Upfi — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:13:22 +0000

*pulls out cweenmj’s taxonomy list*

Dat’ll be … ooooh…. dots ….. Ahem. K, dat’ll bee a numba 2!!!1! 2 it is. Yes.
Kthxbai.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:46:28 +0000

Walkum RP, doan’t wurree bowt teh langwij az lawng az u kan be unnerstood, it’z OK az lawng az u plai nies.

By: RetardedPants

RetardedPants — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:43:11 +0000

London getts cold. Mebbe taeks hawt watter bottel? or blankeet?

By: RetardedPants

RetardedPants — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:34:37 +0000

Yarr, me nu rownd heer. I r RP! x3 maek tow mennee miztaeks

N me stil getin gwips ov dis laang-gooeege (me tinks dat ronng? ><)

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:06:03 +0000

Yep, Ai iz surprized! By teh nekst `limpiks, Ai’ll prolly be in a hoam fur teh terminally comfyoozd. I’ll be 73 bai den an sum dais Ai fink Ai need lukkin aftur awlreddee.

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:25:42 +0000

Sabertoof = punny!!

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:23:52 +0000

Rahmuln aelz ill-eagle, butt dayz alwus gotz sum sumerez. Tasetz mor beter dan blud whines, aifinkso.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:02:24 +0000

hope ur kitteh doesn’t cauz much destrucshun while da baff and be safe from da
pointy endz!!
and G’nite momcat!!

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:54:36 +0000

yer welcum Iltonks! Weiz lubz ta hab moar peeps!

(stealz da hawt chawcklet frum da gascat n runz awi!)

I noez… weiz da mos confuzuling….. i iz momcat….. iz gascat’s momcat n fishykitteh mai gurl kitteh plaiz hear sumtimz two….
we iz a trippel plai… lukz fur da nom at da bottom ifnz u wantz ta noe whoz tawlkn.. If no nomz at bottom, den iz gascat…..

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:49:29 +0000

oh hai hashim-
wuz finkin bout u tadai…. hadz ta gibz da Mi-Mi kitteh a baf….. himz owlish n no canz duz himz hipz n stuff wif owt da ouchiez.
himz gud kitteh lik simba- sitz onda flor n jus kinda lukz sad..
himz likz beeg floofy towl n tweets afterwards.

momcat

Iz gunna be GUD tanight n GOES TA BED!! I noez been gettin ta bed ’till 4am, almos nawt wurf it….. iz AWNLI….. 1:48 amz… ifnz I hurri, I mit getz ta bed afore 2 ub da clok!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:38:28 +0000

U can has instant cup of hugs!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:40:46 +0000

oweee!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:19:06 +0000

taht’s so absomalutely ryt!

By: Torgen

Torgen — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:30:26 +0000

I can has turns off hot plate?

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:28:33 +0000

Well, iz hard to sleep wif layte-nite kittehs. Dey no leefs room on teh bed.

By: I speak English.

I speak English. — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:33:31 +0000

This cat needs a doctor. I’m pretty sure it has a hardcore case of earmites.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:27:38 +0000

ya, dats true!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:20:05 +0000

Ohai iluvsmahtonks!!
i must hav misted the welcum… sowwy… but i can say it now?? Welcum to cheezland!!! where u can find a lot of halpful friendly peepz!!!
i hope u enjoyz here!!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:19:03 +0000

Wif kittehs, iz awlredy in hebenz!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:16:06 +0000

Wow. Ai iz sawwy rhsb adn Vgrsmom. Iz sad wen kitteh dyz, but mehbeh wii awl meat agin. Dat will b gud. Adn fink of teh bootiful medow wer awl teh kittehs rome. Iz wundermus.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:11:22 +0000

g’nite

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:06:38 +0000

Well, that iz, ov corse, hao teh kittehs do it.

It dependz, ov corse. Cud bee kwite cold, oar verree hawt!

An speeking ov bed, ai think ai must go to myne nao. Must get up urlee! So – gud nite! Ai go to sleep wif teh kittehs!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:59:55 +0000

besides, it’s for he summer olympics, how cold can London be? really.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:58:45 +0000

even wivvout the fart-sacks, y’all just bunch up. The cold blooded, inna middle, us who run a bit warmer, onna outside.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:58:43 +0000

When! Ai say, well dun! An cheerz! An awl that.

Wont Annipuss bee surprized when she sees this tomorrow???

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:57:49 +0000

Sleeping on teh fake zeeba skin rug be moar better than sleeping on teh real zeeba crossing.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:57:01 +0000

Oh! Sleeping bagz! Yoo dint say we cud hav sleeping bagz. Ai thot we wud bee – ummm. . .just llying there, freezin to deth.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:56:19 +0000

Xanadu
Yellow submarine
Zebra skin rug (fake, 0 course.)

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:54:54 +0000

nah, just remember a bit about nawt enough room inna sleeping bag, sew off wit da clothes.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:51:43 +0000

Under teh stairs
Vegetabul baskits
Wiindow sills (the wide wuns)(wif pillos)
X. . .

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:48:15 +0000

yesh, i finkso. aisle giver a cawl if we gets a troll infestashun.