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yes Captn
i can haz it fur you in elebenty.fibe sekkundz
But Mr Skott, teh klingonz is reddy to blargh me!!!
i canna chanj teh lawz o Fizziks capn. Here
*passes ober oddlee shaped botlol*
haz sumfin Gdeeen to dwink
*enterteh ugleeeyest klingonz you EBBER did see*
Datz not a tribbul, izzit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*sigh o refleef*
startz to sing:
♫Felinez, Nuthin moar dan Felinez…
*klonk*
[dey be blarghed frum teh kyute!]
Da Endz.
.
*sigh o relief*
i hatez it win teh Klingonz “sing”
Cap’n Cap’n I canna geet it ooop… I gotta hab thutty minutes… I canna defy the lawz ub fizzicks.
Live long and prosper MaryOspockn
*holdz fingerz in proper posishun wif otter han*
rite bak atcha, Rodney Dill.
oh, wate,
datz sposed to be
Peas and long life, ifinkso.
I thot it woz peas adn looooongcat.
Cat awn Hot Tin Roof… in 30 seconds
s’pose to be at bottom
ummm. i aer confuzzled. i thot tin roofs, hot or othrwize,
be on da top 0 da howse, not onna bottom.
coffee maker ‘always’ have a heater on bottom… where kitteh is sittin.\’
“Scotty, tree to beam up”
“I’m soory Captin but te Transporter not working!”
“I don’t care! Beam us up!”
“Ye Cannae change de Laws ‘e Fizziks, Capin”
Ahm a doktor nawt a cawfee maker!
R u a dawkter, nawt a kitteh?
ai jus plae wun on TV.
Well get off teh top ob teh tv bifoar yu nok sumfing ober… *CRASH* Tu layte.
This cat needs a doctor. I’m pretty sure it has a hardcore case of earmites.
*pulls out cweenmj’s taxonomy list*
Dat’ll be … ooooh…. dots ….. Ahem. K, dat’ll bee a numba 2!!!1! 2 it is. Yes.
Kthxbai.
Congaratz Mary! ur havin a pardee awl bai urself.
yesh. summboddy stop me!!!
*reeches ober an gibs Mary O a Vulkan neerv pynch*
*raises one sp0cklike eyebrow*
*klonk*
Sum Klingon blud whine tu sillybrate?
urhgh. non fr me, thnx. mebbee da gdreen stuff, dough.
Rahmuln aelz ill-eagle, butt dayz alwus gotz sum sumerez. Tasetz mor beter dan blud whines, aifinkso.
twooo nawtt sekunzz in a rows!
taht’s wurf big partys! how bouts salsa dancin?
*gets up dances by self…*
ooo yes! Salsa!!!
Where’s Pikard- I finkso he salsaz.
♫ Kapn joan luk Pikard ob de U S S enderpryz!
Maek it so, m-m-maek it so!
Can u haz bin hear B4, RP? Doan merember Cin u. Iffin u beez nu, u r well come. Iz fun adn happii plays. Lurbin ur naim. Ai awlwaiz beez hazzin sum RPs maisef.
Yarr, me nu rownd heer. I r RP! x3 maek tow mennee miztaeks
N me stil getin gwips ov dis laang-gooeege (me tinks dat ronng? ><)
Walkum RP, doan’t wurree bowt teh langwij az lawng az u kan be unnerstood, it’z OK az lawng az u plai nies.
Welkum RetardedPants!!1!
Dere is no rong or rite in cheezland as far as lankwitch is concu … conz … it’s ab00t langkwitch. U may get kweshuns when ur commints get 2 cryptick, but dat’s awl. Naice singing!
He he heeeee! Purrfekt plaice to bring this bak!
http://www.videosift.com/video/Star-Trekking-Across-the-Universe-Original-1986-Music-video-At-least-the-song-is-cool-Heh
Da bestest part ob wakin up is kitteh in yer cup!
Poor me a steemin hawt cup o kitteh!
*slurps da purrin kitteh tummie*
beddur den kitteh haer awn ur toast.
Kitteh haer is berry gud fyber!
Mai doktor riccominns a hi-fyber dyid.
Kitteh in yur kup iz bedder tahn Klingon in yr cup.
Much bedder than Klingon in hiz cups.
*shudders* I always left the bat’leth tourney before the idiots started drinkin’, but not always in time, *shudders more*
Gud thyng Klingons downt yet knoe “Banned From Argo”.
O… i c wut u dids ther! :3 vurr funee
Me wants moar tribbul plz
dat wull be no ‘Tribble’ at awl…here, has summore!
Kitteh on cawfee mayker downt luk perkee nao. Mebbeh we bee perkeelater. Oh, dat wuz terble pleez downt hit meh wit teh cabij.
Ah ment mehbee HE bee perkeelater.
yes. if not perky now, will be perky later.
*heddesk*
OMCC!!! LOL!! FTW!!! Elbenty and moar!!
Mary O! Ai ar dazzled! 8)
Oh! Ai see. Sabertoof did it furst. But ai ar still dazzled!!!
Sabertoof = punny!!
Fank u wif much graetfulniss.
Okay. *Hitz u wif teh toemaytoe*
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Ai fink dis cawfee iz catfinaytid. Ai laiks mai cawfee decatf. Enywaiis, ai laiks tea bedder.
Awwww, hao cyute!!! Uh ohz. Doan luk at kitteh. Doan luk at kitteh.
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Uh ohz! Ai lukkid at kitteh! *SPLORT!* oog
weeeeoooo weeeeeooooo!!! Hier kumz teh CCC!!
*scoops up Opheliacat’s brayns*
*patz dem bak in plaec*
*snaps on a nies noo CHRG w/doi and strapz it awn wif bloo dukkytape*
*hands Opheliacat a cup ov hawt cholkit adn a choklit possum*
*tucks a floofy blankie in plaes*
Feline beddur?
*Sipiiz choklit adn curls in blankie* Fank u, Vgrsmom. Ai feelz muchz bedder nao.
‘NOUNSMENT ! ! !……..NOUNSMENT ! ! !……NOUNSMENT ! ! ……
(SCUSE MI WHILE AI BUTT IN2 FRED !)
AI wants too say “concatulayshuns too awl da cheezpeeps in da TTI!
just saw da medal count frm da ‘lympics- yo TTI guize gotz da 47 medals !!
WHOOT ! WHOOT !
beri, beri gud !
Ai wat ched manee, manee owers ob lympics, an ebery tyme u turns
aroun ders da TTI guyz acuming up onna da outside !
yoo one da medals in cycling,sailing,rowing, swimin (!), tracknfield,kayakin, boxin, eqwestrian ( well, ok, ai spected dat one),modren pentathlon, taekwondo, n gymnastics- – wow !
ai knows we habs manee cheezy peeps frm TTI an ai just want to say
hu ray for da TTI’ers ! ggod show!
c u inna london 2012!
Oh sparkysmom! That iz so nice ov yoo. Ai dint count, but we ar indeed verree proud ov ar deer frenz in teh TTI! An so happee taht they did so well.
And – maybee we will awl come to Lundun then! Wudn’t THAT bee fun!!!
mebbee Annipuss haz ruum fur awl ob us?
We cud sleep awn the floar, if we had to! *jumps up and daon wif egg sight mintz*
Oar – air matresses – oar sumthing. OH! WUD’NT that be fun.
Ov corse, she dint ask us yet.
mebee if wee start nao, she’ll gib in by den??
mebbee we can haz liszt of where wheel slleep…
Airmattress
Bathtub
Cubbord under teh stares
Da Basemint -uh ohes
Everywhere but teh kichen sink
F…
Floar LOL!!
Garage
Hunder teh bed (stranj Ingerlish akscent??)
I. . .
Folded into the laundry
Garden shed
Hobby room inna basement
I…
In teh cupboard
Jammed togeterh in teh closet
Kitchen pantree
l. . .
Londry room
Mailbox
Nite stand
Outside ur bedroom door
Palace courtyard
Q…
Quidditch field
Raspberry patch
Shhhh, i heard strange noise!
Too bad i fergotted my torch light to luk
Under da bed!!!
V…
Queen’s guest bedruum (an wai nawt???)
Rich purrson’s haus (an wai nawt??? )
Some where over teh raynebow. .
T. . .
Tardis…i mean telephonebooth/perlice call box
Under teh stairs
Vegetabul baskits
Wiindow sills (the wide wuns)(wif pillos)
X. . .
Xanadu
Yellow submarine
Zebra skin rug (fake, 0 course.)
Sleeping on teh fake zeeba skin rug be moar better than sleeping on teh real zeeba crossing.
When! Ai say, well dun! An cheerz! An awl that.
Wont Annipuss bee surprized when she sees this tomorrow???
Yep, Ai iz surprized! By teh nekst `limpiks, Ai’ll prolly be in a hoam fur teh terminally comfyoozd. I’ll be 73 bai den an sum dais Ai fink Ai need lukkin aftur awlreddee.
But we’d AWL luk after u, annipuss! Awl teh cheezpeeps!!!1! Pweaze allow us 2 cum over 4 teh lolympics, pritty pweaze!!!
*wrings feelers imploringly, big round
puppycat err pillar eyes*Layered inna Lorry
Mayed to sleep in shifts
Naked (takes up less room)
O…
?????? LOL!! SHD, ai think yoo still hav teh beauteous Lyanthya awn yur mind!
nah, just remember a bit about nawt enough room inna sleeping bag, sew off wit da clothes.
Oh! Sleeping bagz! Yoo dint say we cud hav sleeping bagz.
Ai thot we wud bee – ummm. . .just llying there, freezin to deth.
even wivvout the fart-sacks, y’all just bunch up. The cold blooded, inna middle, us who run a bit warmer, onna outside.
besides, it’s for he summer olympics, how cold can London be? really.
Well, that iz, ov corse, hao teh kittehs do it.
It dependz, ov corse. Cud bee kwite cold, oar verree hawt!
An speeking ov bed, ai think ai must go to myne nao. Must get up urlee! So – gud nite! Ai go to sleep wif teh kittehs!
g’nite
London getts cold. Mebbe taeks hawt watter bottel? or blankeet?
Dat woold be a bery Brittish fing 2 do!
Lookit da floof! Oh, an teh eer hare……anna floofy tayle….
AI WANT TIHS BEBBEH!
**rhsb, sufferin frum seveer floof deprivashun**
Oh, an luk hao teh spots on hiz/hur frunt legz match.
An lookit teh colur ov dose eies…….tehy makin mi melt…
**Sigh**
*Brings floofy kittehn 2 rhsb* Heer. U kin snorgle dis iffn u wantin. Iz cyoot.
**snorgles bebbeh kitteh**
Fank u sew mush, Opheliacat. Mai Josie crossed the bridj in erlee May an ai misses hur sew hard. Wii had a strong conneckshun, an ai trooly b-leev CC put us 2-gedder.
Wun dai (hoepfully soonur tahn latur) ai will has anudder kitteh. It wont replayse Josie, but wii will b frenz 4-ebber.
Aww, rhsb, I hoping yu can haz soul kitteh friend soon….kitteh frend bedder than hubsand!
Ohai rhsb….dats hao ai feelz abaut mai Vgerkitteh – he war mai solekitteh.
((((rhsb & Josie))))
Dis kitteh heer in teh lol….fur me itz hiz toeses! Jus lukk at dem fuzzi fuzzi toeses!
Wow. Ai iz sawwy rhsb adn Vgrsmom. Iz sad wen kitteh dyz, but mehbeh wii awl meat agin. Dat will b gud. Adn fink of teh bootiful medow wer awl teh kittehs rome. Iz wundermus.
Goggie gets to model for blender
Dat beddur b wun BEEEG blendur!
teh radr haz detcted trace amounts of chzbrgr.
Relient k rocks!
“Aye, cap’n, no tribble at all.”
oowe nowe! kittehs milshaik breenz awl tah boyz to tah yaahd!!
“Dere’s no intellyjunt life down here. Just stoopy hyoomins”
got dat rite.
ummm. donkey, yu be needin a parfait?
*luks hopeful*
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umm. i fink i may hav hasd to test teh marasheeenoe cheries. just to mek shure day okay.
munchmunch. yup. dey be saef to eets.
Oh………………my…………………
dat r….
moas fabuluss….
*jumps into parfait an noms wiff a hysteria*
*looks arown giltilee*
um, fank u, mary…..
dat wur moast bootimuss and kind….
*hangs hed*
Hay, ai wuz at Applebee’s in Sakrumento yesturdae. Haded a nyse salid wif chikken and a cherree limeade. Wuz good!
oooooh
I likes dat!
*sternly* Kafleen! Yoo hav no reeson to hang yur cyoot liddle hed.
Mary wudn’t hav given yoo a parfait if she dint know hao much yoo luvs them!
So! Yoo just enjoi awl yoo want!
i lubs u , janet
Lukkit that! Ai putted it in teh replikaytor! Mai, mai, mai. Hooo wudda thunk it pawsibul. An luk – ai still HAVE awl mai cherriez!
Nao we can bof hav wun!
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ó …ó……ó…..ó steelz da cherries & nomz dem…
a copy?
runs in an noms it.
/runs awai
*puts a waffulz in smellin distanz o teh d’Onkee*
Wif lots ov cherreiz! (Wif teh replee gator, enething iz pawssibul)
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*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
oh, wait. doze were fr kafleen
Replee Gator springz into akshun!!!
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Ai nommed sum too! They reelee ar deelishus!!
Janet!! Repli gator, FTW!!
yesh, i finkso. aisle giver a cawl if we gets a troll infestashun.
dude thats not guuuuuuuuuuuuuuud do hearts ♥♥♥♥
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Liddill Floofee Tukkz
Kitteh no needz ‘Beem Upz’ cuz
Hewminz LUBZ t3h Floof!
‘Stawr Trekk’ Kitteh
juss habz 2 stayz put andz sune
himz willz beez mayd Keeng!
Prittee Wuns juss LUBZ
t3h Chesst Floof andz Kitteh habz
enuffz 4 mennee!
Jack.
{{{{Jack}}}} PURRRRRfect as ever!!
Iz not abl to vew pictoors of lolcats anymoar! Canz see loldogs (poo) etc. but no canz see lolcats!! Whut is problm?
What U mean…
DeCATinated?
Well, iz hard to sleep wif layte-nite kittehs. Dey no leefs room on teh bed.
taht’s so absomalutely ryt!
teleport me to da heavens!!
Wif kittehs, iz awlredy in hebenz!
ya, dats true!!
oh hai hashim-
wuz finkin bout u tadai…. hadz ta gibz da Mi-Mi kitteh a baf….. himz owlish n no canz duz himz hipz n stuff wif owt da ouchiez.
himz gud kitteh lik simba- sitz onda flor n jus kinda lukz sad..
himz likz beeg floofy towl n tweets afterwards.
momcat
Iz gunna be GUD tanight n GOES TA BED!! I noez been gettin ta bed ’till 4am, almos nawt wurf it….. iz AWNLI….. 1:48 amz… ifnz I hurri, I mit getz ta bed afore 2 ub da clok!
hope ur kitteh doesn’t cauz much destrucshun while da baff and be safe from da
pointy endz!!
and G’nite momcat!!
i is hopesh mah comment ish wurking! Thankun yew awl fer yawr welcomiingz,
gascat,cween,lindykat,judson n blues!
i hasc godden a mug off hawt choklat fer evreewon!
I is lurvin tah kittehs, thaye arr fawl of kewtness!! gud cumpeny fore tha cheezes=D
Ohai iluvsmahtonks!!
i must hav misted the welcum… sowwy… but i can say it now?? Welcum to cheezland!!! where u can find a lot of halpful friendly peepz!!!
i hope u enjoyz here!!
yer welcum Iltonks! Weiz lubz ta hab moar peeps!
(stealz da hawt chawcklet frum da gascat n runz awi!)
I noez… weiz da mos confuzuling….. i iz momcat….. iz gascat’s momcat n fishykitteh mai gurl kitteh plaiz hear sumtimz two….
we iz a trippel plai… lukz fur da nom at da bottom ifnz u wantz ta noe whoz tawlkn.. If no nomz at bottom, den iz gascat…..
momcat
I can has turns off hot plate?
oweee!
U can has instant cup of hugs!!
I love Star Trek. Live long an prosper, kittehs! We r teh crew of teh Starship Enterprise!
awaye missin kat
realizes a bit too layte
he wayrs red drawrs. DOOMED!
itteh bitteh kitteh warmer, onlee 2 payments of 27 cheezeburgers plus s&h
Wow, kitteh wif brown eyez! I neber sawd such a fing!
iz alien kitteh y else it b in star treks? lol
ida know, kitteh…last time we trys tihs, you came back as Good Half Kitteh & Evil Half Kitteh
Nao wud b a gud tiem 2 triez it agin, Mr Scott. befo d romulinz catch mii steelinz der clokin devyz, o sum weerd mashinz eetz mii liek a comment.
enurjizin
scotteh! beam us up nao!
i canna change teh laws o’ fizziks, keptin!
i dont rly care! beam us up!
shut up you luny kid
lol it says KRUPS on the machine that is a coffe Co., i think
VERY stupid! That’s right there, train your kitten that it’s safe to sit on the element of a coffee maker. Of course the cat would NEVER be more likely to walk on it’s when it’s hot. Gee, like say…….RIGHT AFTER MAKING COFFEE!??
Shut up you ugly troll. No one “trains” cats, they do what they want, and this one probably sat on the plate PRECISELY because it’s still warm from making coffee. And when it’s hot, there’s POT OF COFFEE ON IT, you idiot! Crawl back under your rock.
that kitten is so cute!