dis mite be gud time
dis mite be gud time to switch to plan b
dont tri dis plan tho. it nawt sew gud.
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and haz a plan C!!
cauz plan B could go rong!!
Plan B never sound as gud as Plan A. Plan C always wurkz, but iz too easy.
dan…. plan D???
why me?
no, i didnt mean to say ur naem!!!
i was saying than as “dan”
but since u iz here… why nawt inititate plan D??
Plan D….
Dogpile?
Doodies?
Distroy stuffs?
Plan E….
Ellyflumps?
Ellyvaders?
Eek?
Plan F …
Flyin?
Flaylin?
Fite fite fite?
Fud? (won’t help mi get owt but iz awlwayz gud!)
Plan G…
Gorilla Warfare?
Gushifuds?
Great Galloping lolz?
Plan H:
Hoosimawutzits
Harballs
Ham grrnadez
‘caus we awl noez dat da stag handz kin do anyfing!-
directmer- “I wantz sam couch butz in bloo….yaah sure….. I hadz ta begg five waiz ta xmas ta getz dis wun… n deh no comez in bloo!
oh- uz wantz n antiquie snuff box? u noe likez da wun dat tuk me a WEAK ta mak…. oh sure…. I goez to da corna store n getz u wun…..
momcat
*larffs at dan*
weak moment *shrug* watcha gonna dew?
con-cat-chew-layshuns hashim! taht iz verry gud finking, shuld hav plan c an d an e.. caws sumfin’s alwayz gonna go rong!
yoo can has 26 plans atta tiem, den.
sumtiems it takes taht manee to get it rite.
at leest for me.
den u can go plan aa, plan ab, plan ac…..
Plan AC iz da plan 2 maek it nawt sew hawt in da haus.
yah, we needz taht heer, iz hunderd-elebenty degrees heer…
Wut bout Plan AC/DC?
ooh, taht be a verry lowd plan!!
naw der mus beeez 50 waiz ta squee yur kitteh!
momcat
plan AI is da plan 2 maek smart robot
fanks lunarmommy!!
i haz plan A-Z ready!
dunno if any uf dem will wurk!!
Congrats, Hashim – Ai fink it iz past ur bedtiem! Wat wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
nah… sowwy but dun feel liek sillybrating… iz full rite naow, and all of us iz awake rite naow, mah parents etc… i fink i hab an hour to hang around!
u can haz anyfin fur sillybrating, annipuss!!
cud sumwun sillybrate wif hedplort? although this iz onlee a 55% risk….
layin onna couch, yer doin it rong!!!
potato couch, ur doin it rong… and fluffy!!
How r u Jamamakitty!??
iz pretty gud, fanks, now dat teh mouf doktor is outta da wai for today…… ai finks gonna get tew noes her pritty gud!!
yuck yew don’t want tew hear bout dat
mai sis an ai goin tew teh video game store and den eats hawaiian food….. sew teh rest ob teh day gonna be gud!!!
dat iz a pleasure to hear, well, nawt about da mouf doctor though…
plz to enjoy ur day!!
yew are teh sweet!! ai will seez yew layter!!! {{{hashim}}}
wen u gets bak, will u tells meh wut u gots @ vidyogaem storr? ai lubs vidyogaems….
Ohai ChocolateSamus!!
iz u still dier??
Plan A fail
Plan B: about to fail?
Puttin teh sqeeze on… ur doin it rite!!!!
=0 Howz cud Plan A failz??!!! It involvez floofy pillowz! Kitteh alwaas preeebale wif da floofy pillowz!
Teh floofy pillowz lukk liek dey iz eetin teh kitteh!
ebil pillo sez: u has a flavr.
nd it r cyoot.
Mefinks dem floofy cooshns def-nutly preeebalin dis tyme …!!
ai tink kitteh plan ish to faul hooman te tink dat kitteh not need dieth.
Skweez in sofah = plan A.
An we all knews Plan B iz “Develup kitteh jedi powas”
ifinkso ur rite, “luk mam! Ahz souper model skinneh nowz! No mor da diet crunchiez pleez!
the force b with kitteh. ur daiz r numbred.
couch has built-in back scratcher, knead-ing action massager, and purr-mode sonic relaxer.
Ai fink teh back skratsher mite be a bit 2 powerfull… U wud get a perferatid bakk.
Truu, but deh purr-mode sonic relaxer b deh WIN!!
it’s better that psychotherapy, or harsh psychoactive chemicals, but it’s not as good as bubble wrap……….nothing can beat bubble wrap.
Unless sumwun els iz poppin it an u hazn’t got ennee
Blarrgghhh, Aim ded frum larffin… Hab yew ebber scene teh Budget Rent-a-truck wif teh stik fiigger & teh bublol wrap?
nope, must’ve missed that one.
Whole sied blue straight job, Stikman onda left, poppin teh roll ob bublol wrap dat runz tu hiz fete adn crost teh truk sied. Commint balloon wuz sumfing liek ” yew juss mite wanna weight til yew unpak……”
Put the stoopee camra awai and help me
I iz stuck
otay….FOR A SNORGLE!!!
DDDDDD
i agree!
um… a liddle halp?
plzkthx
how iz Ur nu kitteh?
Ohai two_kittehs!
Tammy iz jes fine thx. ai haz nebber seen sooo much energy owtside a newkleear reaktur!!!
she iz 2 cyuut!!! sittin in mai armz rite naow, purrin an tryin 2 “help” meh onna keyboard while aiz typin. LOL!
ooopsie!!!!
we can has pictures
U iz africat rite?
me and da pillowz are one…. NOEZ!! dont sit on meh!!1!
*toot*
OH NOES!!
lukin kinda comforble ackshully, gud fer da sleepin standin upz
Ai wud liek 2 point owt dat teh treetment ob dis kitteh iz surely in contrabenshun ob seberal principals ob animul rites!!!!!!!!
animul rites wun:
no taek m’barrisin pics ob kitteh fer interwebs.
dat partikuller wun haz alreddi bin violaytid sevril tiems awn dis syte.
Ah thinkin kitteh don dat 2 himselfz, ah knowz iffin ah triez 2 be stoofin meh kittehs inna da pillowz, dey be shreddin meh.
iz poosible fer kitteh to contrabean himz own animul rites? himz betta cawlz da PETA on himselfz.
No need. LolyerKitteh frum teh furm ov ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol will be moor dan willin teh take kare ov eny leglol needz teh kitteh may hav. fur a nominull fee ob coorse.
Yurs faiffully
LolyerKitteh
Katorney at Lol
dat iz sew nize of youze, how menne cheezeburgers per ower u chargin?
Dat wud b elebenty CBs per ower plzkthxbyee
u wantz sum heet visyun 2 helps? i can kuk kwicklee….
um…skrach dat. ai haz ridoosed da CBs 2 liddle burnt marks. sowwy.
ah duz like CB well dun but dat soundin a bitty 2 well dun!
mebbe it b bedder iffin ai starts wif frozin pattes?
*ZAP*
hmm….seems 2 b kukd rite. wud NEwun liek taste test?
a nom-inull fee?
Yush indeedee. onlee elebenty CBs pur ower. iz verree reesonabull, don ya fink?
NOMinal. Uv koarss. Wut elss?
ok eberyone!! iz been a nice day!!
will meet ya’ll tomorrow…..**THUD!!!**
**zzZzzZZZzzz**
havva gud sleepies Hashim. **takin floofy pillowz frum kitteh, puttin under Hashim’s hed, tuckin in floofy blankie, tuckity tuckity**
*riplaycin da kitteh’s pillow wif anudder kitteh’s butt. haff gud sleep, kitteh nd Hashim.
wunnr wut tiem itis 4 hashim?
hashim beez in pakistan, so iz not saem time as cheeztime, i kno taht much.
korma tyme. Mai faivurit.
i don tink n e buddy livs in da reeeel cheez time, but idk. ALERT!! IZ IT 8:57 4 ANNYBUDY HEAR? LIEK, 8:57 AT DAER HOWSE?!
i fink teh reel cheez time iz in hawii… haiwii… tohse iy-lans owt tehre in teh pafisik oshun. fink the Big Cheezez lib tehre, or yoosd to. but not many peeopls iz on taht time
Ah wuz wonderin wear de cheezetime waz, it nawt bee nere meh timez ah knowin dat
O sew wonnerful to bee in Haiwii, hatez to tink abowt da winterz comin
ai knoes dat mai tiem iz fore hourz lader den cheeztime
iz da 6 howers difrunt for meh
wishin ah cud bisit cheezeland somedaze
u prolly livs moar eest of meh. ai libs in da Rokkeez.
iz three hourz ahead hear in da Pasmic norwest…… where it lukz lik weiz mit get sum sun tada!… rain ‘gain tamar
momcat
But dinchu hab hawt last weke? nd ai hurd cannawt fined arekundishnurs hardlee bcuz moastlee dont nede.
Mai tiem in TTI (Daylite Sabin) iz 11 howers ahead uv cheeztiem. Hashim iz 5 howerz ahead uv TTI Ai fink
ouchies, alla dis figgerin timez makin meh hed hertz, kneads floofy pillo frum teh kittehs sofa pleez
Ai asked teh Big Cheezes if tehy cud put a cheezclock onna paige teht wud tell uz teh tiem in alla teh big citees aroun teh whirld cents we haz sew meny cheezfrens frum all obber. It wud halp us, ifinkso. Ai hope tehy kin dew dis fur us.
Wirld’s furst sentient sowfa … duz nawt in fact lyk 2 be yoosd as scratchin post …
but…but da sofa iz callin 2 meh…
but iz definitly gud tiem for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!
!! i haz bringed homemade caeks in ebree kind ob choklit tehre is, eben not-choklit choklit for anywun hoo duznt liek choklit (is tehre anywun?), frootsytootsy punch, guddie bags wif kandees, bowncy ballz, little puzzles wif the little balls yoo rollz arownd in teh maze, an stickers!! ob kittehs! an also teh burfday konfettiz!!
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oh, burfday fairy logged owt but she wants me to remind ebreewun to get yor burfday greetings on teh furd LOL ebree day! sumtiems she iz late, so keep chekin bak. an if its yor burfday, lettus kno!!
mah best frend aksly doan liek chonklitt, bcos hur mommee iz lerjik nd sew she wuz nawt raised awn it. but she luurrrrrves frnench vanilla nd wyte chonklitt. me, tho, ai iz chock-a-hawlik. ai lykes dark chonklitt tu.
burfday fairy sez wun ob teh not-choklit choklit caeks iz fronsch banillla!! wif wite choklit kreemy fillin!! so take wun for yor best frend’s burfday! (froo teh majik ob teh intertoobs, tehy keep fresh an tastee foreber!)
nebber wuld hab gessed yoo like choklit, i meen, duznt EBREEBODDY name tehmselves after choklit?
OOOOOh, pritty nyew kunfeti!Ai just gun grab sum rite naow.โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ โช ฮพ โฅ ะค ยซ โซโช ยง โฅ ยค โชโซ whee!
Sekund taht! Wiv massez uv catnip. Happii CATurdai!
Lookn for change to buy chezburgr?
Ur doin it rong.
Iz belo.
daimindz….
hunnerd-dolla-billz…
gold rowmin coynez….
prishis artifaks…
fooey! no change fer cheezburgerz!
oh yeah, nd ai fownd an endaynjurrd speeseez down heer…luks liek a eggzotik kittn. kin ai sell it?
day say stripes make you look thin…
Torquemada’s kitteh
auto da pleh?
…as in…
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition…
shut down all the trashcompactors on the detention level
In Soviet Russia the couch sits on you
Cripes and I think its bad enough when my underware rides up my butt
ROFLMAO!!!!!!elebenteez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
underware wurse dan da T-bak or thong? how ’bout a cat inna krak?
Kitteh cautionary tail… don let your frens do krak
Little Dutch boy has nuthin’ on me….
see noa, iz commints liek urs dat disurve ta b nawt-sekkind!
Thanks… I liked the cheezburger votes, too bad dey cause site problems.
Yes! yoo wud offen bee getting elebenty ov them, at teh veree leest.
6 *heddesk* fur yew, rodney dill and a *snerk* fur stagehanddan
3P0! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Inn 2 da garbage shoot flyboy!
one of the innocent lines from SW that only sound dirty. another is “I don’t care what you smell…..get in there!”
Wai . . .ai. . ai must confess, ai akshullee nebber thot ov it laik that! LOL!
Qweztshun….alla cheezelanders lurv da kittehs, habin da funz wit da commentin, how comz harley any cheezepeeps commentin on da lolgoggies?
Cheezepeeps no lurv goggies? Ah lurve kittehs, goggies, bearies, monkees, llamaies, alla da lolaminals. Ah feelz sad fer da goggies, dey getz harley no comenties =(
Duz da lolkittehs & lolgoggies haz big rumblez & meks cheezepeeps declair der all…alleg….der loyalties?
Ah lurvs de goggies. Dey’re da bestest.
be willin’ to bet some do, just under pseudonym, nom du plume, ‘nudder nayme….whaddebber.
Ah jus curiouz cause der kittehs getz elebenty hundred comenties & de poor lil goggie pics ony gits 5 or 6 uzulee.
Goggeh sight bee nuur, adn haz nawtsewmini peepz bcawz ub taht, Aifinkso.
Oh, noes, Ai prowd lee post “under teh naim ub UB” on teh hawtgog sight. Awl mai furrii frenz….let mii show u tehm.
I dunno. I thot wen deh loldoggies started dat it wud b just like deh lolcatz, 2.
I gess deh doggee luvverz duzn’t like 2 play like wii due.
ohai cweenmj, u hepz me sew muchies wif info wen ah jin up wif da cheezelanders, tank u, u nize ladee
U B welkum, bf473!! โฅโฅ
ai finks dere iz anuvvur plais fur dem tu plai.
Ai luv doggies, too! But there izn’t enuf taim. Ai can bee heer. . but ai barelee hav taim tehn to do mai emails, an sumtaims pop over to cheezfrenz.
Ai wish ai cud. . . but it iz just nawt possibul.
Iz ah gud kwestshun…. Aye luvz awl teh critturz ( exceptin maibii teh ratz-a-fratzin wudchuk datz eetin mah wysteeriya), tu. Kittehz juss maek mii laff moar, Aye gess. Mai goggie maeks mii laff, butz den Aye feal bad, iz liek laffin atz teh “slo” kid.. maibii itz doze beeg, sad eyez…. ” oh Mumsie, doan yu lurv mii?” “Ob coase Aye du, yu beeg dumbie, hab ah cookie”
Kittehz… whale, dey maek faisz liek huumins du. Iz maibii laffin atz yurselb? Noa wut? Tu phylol-sofikul fur mii.
fer meh 2. Less alla haz cheezeburgers & da drinkies of hour choizez
Aisle drink tu dat!!
House abowt sum “Blue Moon” wif ah slyc ob oreng (nawt poysin), adn wii ken sing liek teh myce in “Babe”?
* yah, Aye noa… adn Aye fink mah goggie iz teh “slo”-kid*
ah lurv dat mobie, doze myce so funnie!
Teh cowch… it be eat’n meh!!
I iz just liek Pooh Bear–stuck!
Couch noms Cat
I thought kitteh was a grouch, not a grout
Duz anywun haz a kitteh that duz that himselfs?
Nope. Is cruel attempt too torchur a cat.
Bring in teh amboolances.
shutz down all trash compactorz on teh detenshun level!
LM(effin)AO