Dis? It made frum
Dis? It made frum teh pelts of our enemies.
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WE no like enemiez!
ohai! concatshoelaces for our 3-way-nawt sekkund! hoorah! race to teh ty-booteek for free drinks an dans?
if u luk below, its a 5 way ty naow
indeed! it shall be a grayt race!
Shore! I’ll gibs yew a head start! Reddy…sett…..GOH!
-runs for teh freshust drinkz- imma beatchu!
**runs at full speed!!**
last one iz a rotten egg!!
so iz furst one fresh egg?
hmmm…. nawt exactly
*trips ober hims tale and lands face furst in a wuddur puddle* Eye hoaps deres no dress coad in da booteek!
ohnoes! im gunna lose teh fresh milks! not to mention teh cookies…
**halps to pick up Fhantazm**
u ok??
ofanks Hashim! Iz otay. Jus a leetl mudday and umbarrissid.
ohh…. i fink kittehcruncheez won da race….
aww well… see ya at da ty booteek! **runs off at full speed**
i did? hoorah! i can has fresh milks and cookies!
dun worree, i shall shaer wif u teh drinks an also mai happeh
ok!!
naow, we feast!! **nomnomnonom…nomnom…nom? nom?**
hmmm…sowwy u want sum???
is ok… i just want to nibble on one cookeh, u want som milk?
ok! cookies and milk… choklitt milk?? dat would be nice!
yes! mai offerings, let me show u eet!
ur offering!! let meh nom u it!! **nomnomnom…**
fanx!!
Hai an gud morning (frum Miichigan) An ai see it wuz a FIEV way TY awn this verreee luvlee Caturday morning!
An ai see awl yoo liddle kittehz ar playing an romping an doing kitteh things!
Ai wish ai cud joyne yoo – but ai haz to do “things.” But ai did want to stop bai and say “ohai.” So – ohai!!
ohai, JanetCanHas4jilllionK! i noes how u likes teh yark werk, so c’mon ober adn do mine!
LOL! Ai’m nawt shur ai laik ti so much – tho mowing wif the riding mower can bee sum fun. But ai awlso must inspekt teh barn. It needs sum repayr – AND PAYNtiNg!
And ai’m thinking – can ai doo taht maiself????? Ai’m nawt askeered ov hites – an tawl ladders dont skeer mee eeether. Ai used to doo a lot ov mountain climbin, yoo know – so – hmmmmmm.
An TONS ov superfloous foliage to trim out! NAWT to werree – ai wont tuch the sweetpease.
Ohai JCH4K!!1!!
u can drop by anytiem!!
runz fur closest bed……
flop! snorrrrr!
momcat
I’ll get momcat sumfin for l8tr when hers wakez up.
fank u Phantazm-
Iz up nao! I’ll hab a gud hawt kawfee n sum franwch pastries! I LUBS immeernet breakfast….. walll… iz noon awlreadi! No calmoreies n noe caffine jttaz!
momcat
I hadz ta “wakee up” at da 4 am ta wakee da gascat inz Colomorado, himz marchin in da State fair tadai! Sumbudi bedda gibz him a bottlol ub ice n a fan!
and tahst a gud fing!
wut if enemie’s mommeh coemd an git angry at us?
hmmm…. we’ll run as fast az we can and scream liek 5 year old girls!!
squee! flee kittehs, flee!
or dey could call dier MAM!!!1!
ooo! mommeh wrastlin… that shall be amusing, an a widdul bit embarassing…
we shall be cheering, “MAM!! MAM!!
)”
4,2,6,8 who do we appreciate?! MAM!! MAM!!! (please note: we are NOT cheer leaders!!
appreciashyun for mommeh! let me show u eet!
da mega fight of epic proportions will begin in 3…2…1..
MAM! NOM TEH ANKULZ
YA!! and pull da tail!!!
**POW!!**
and…and… MAM wins!!!
YAY!!
YAE!!!1!
concatshoelotions for mommehcat! sillybrashuns?
nah… i’ll pass!! jus’ went to da ty booteek!!
awhh…. sesh! I goes ta bed n wut duz da kittenlets do- deh startz da fitin… eez gud kittehz n haz sum milk n kookiez, den plai nic wif each odder!
momcat
teh doggehs, ofcourse
It iz cozee
dat maks it eben bedda n softa!
momcat
iz shudnt beez up…. iz waaay late hear…….
I jus can nawt re sist da free am pichur….
Iz gonna join da kittehez n rockz maiself ta sleep!
nit nit
don let da kittehz bite!
momcat
We is swingerz!
“never judge a kitteh by its cover”- Ceiling Cat
“basementcat in ittehbittehkitteh skin”
kyoot… BUT DEADLY!!
ur ankulz… basementcat be stalkin dem
What’s with all the splortacious LOLs lately? I’m exhausterated from holdin mi hed togever, Have had to resort to the hockee helmet cuz the CHRG is splitting at the sydes. Halp…..
dats a problem!!
u can haz da hockey helmet!! **hands bobcatcap a hockey helmet**
it haz an inbuilt CHRG in it!!
Oh fankyou Hashim! I like the onepeece CHRG/hockkee helmut combo. Qwite stylish. Mebbee heavy for everyday, but these days with so mennee splortyLOLs I hastew be sayfe. Too bizzee 2day to be scoopin and sortin and taypin all day.
I had to go luk up CHRG. Becuz I has a fail. CHRG luks dorky, I no wear. I take chance of hed asplosion.
Wait a minut…….Arrrghh!!! *SPLORT!!!!*
oh noes!
Fluffy branez all over!
gather em up-scoop
place in craneum-plop
apply super athletik olympik-style bathing cap-SNAP!
bedder nao?
try a sawfty blanket n a sordid chawklit…
emenees…for all your hamok needz
Middill Kitteh iz
besstest spawtz in Kittteh Pyle.
Shayrz itz awll t3h tyme
Kitteh Hammukk iz
wunndurrfull inventshun maydz
4 dirrekkt Sunlyte
Kitteh Hammukk willz
duz untill Liddill Kittehz
fyndz t3h Windo Sill
Jack.
Oh hai Jack.
Wishes aih cud bi da middel kitteh.
Luks liek kitteh heben.
Wee killt dem wid owr kyootnis!!!
*yawn*
Mornin frum California!
Mornin Eve!!
how iz u??
HappyCaturday Cheezfrenz
Is it juss my bad iyes oar am teh font gottid smaller?
I cant see proppurrly an I dont noes how to Biggerize teh writins
Yoo kan go to your browser menu (if yoor in IE) and selekt “view” then “text size” and chanj it der.
Ohai Claire, Ai can maek teh ritin bigger – neer teh bottum uf teh skreen in teh rite hand corner iz a littul magnyfyin glass Mine sez 100%, but Ai can maek it bigger oar smaller by clikky awn it.
Ohai tidmum!!
if u haz firefox, u can go da bar below da File, Edit etc… left click on it and hit customize!! dier, u can see a button for enlarging or delarging(dunno if its a wurd, LOL!) da text, da icon iz sumfin liek a A and its shadow behind it…
I lurvs da word delarging. Gunna use dat wun!
Win!
I wonder iffen it any relation to “board stretcher”.
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I kinda like “high impedence air gap” when dealing with power of control issues with lighting. trans.-the frikken thing’s unplugged.
*Snerk* or “interstitial ear gap in user”?
in automotive speek-loose nut behind wheel
Binglol! Do yew listen to kar tawk? I lurves dat show!
nope, don’t know where it is in the local air waves. here’s some more:
blinker fluid’s low, the buckle onna fan belt, the fullman bushing,
*giglols* Dom lite battereez is low, left handid spangulator needz oyl…
kar tawk is uzually on NPR on Caturdayz.
Hashim, sum ub teh udder ladeez adm maisef wuz wunderin, duz u noes haow 2 be delargin us?
did it fanks caturday mornins not teh tyme to be havinn teeny tiny font .
Ohai Tidmum n ebbrybuddyelse!!! gud mornin! ai haz teh skeered dis mornin….. ai goes tew teh mouf doktor an hazznt gone in a berry long time. dey will be able tew buy teh rolls royce wen dey gets dun wif me, aifinkso….
*jamamakitty shakin wif afeeered*
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Oh Noes!!! Donut has a skeered. I will be holdin yor hans an keepin yoo sayfe.
I will wrap yoo inna floofy blankie an snuggle yoo til yoo is nawt afeered.
Hazel an Fern will yooze tehms pointy enz on teh mouf dokter if he makes owchies or skeers yoo. We iz heer,hab no feer.
jess,i purrsonally put hims kittene thr unibersity. i allwais reely welcum dere.
same here, my top front six teeth cost more that my first road motorcycle.
awwwww yew guys!! teh mouf doktor musta got yer gud thots…… hers wuz berry nice……. nawt hurt me muchleeee……. corse tewdai wus just pikshurs. oh wut can ai say…… mai bad!! *mebbe dey will has tew replace teh arm ob teh chair ai wuz sittin in…
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snikkurz…
*KA-SPLORT* x 3
uhoh….
**calls da CCC**
**weeeehooooooo weeeeeeeehoooooooooo!!!**
**scoopity scoopity braynz and rins dem well**
**puted dem bak in da hed**
**duckie taep duckie taep**
**puts a CHRG on Oobarks hed**
here u go, a big and cozy blanky wiff kittehz and owls on it!! and taek dis hawt choklitt too!!
Fank yoo, Hashim! Ai a bit dizzy…double-splorted (see new, grandma sweater lolpic)
Ohai, o_o_b_a_k!
Takez ‘BrayneeAkk Vakk’
and getz awll t3h loos Braynz andz
putz wayr dayz beelawngz
Lawtza Budddurr Fly
type Bandz-Aydz 2 maykz it awwll
prittee wunzz aginn
Selekktz noo improvvdz
CHRG andz slipz awn
Tyte! U wantz Vellkro,
Bunjee Coardz oarz Dukktz
Tayp 2 holadz CHRG
in playss? Awllso habz
stikkz-awnn flowurrz 2
mawrk Ur mulltippill ‘Sploat!’zez.
Feenkz U needz Ieecd Tee,
froazinn Millkee Wayz
andz floofee blankittz 2 keepz
wawrm tillz U bettah
Jack.
iced cawfee, pleez; ai’m nawt a tea-bird; otter-wize, tanks
Warrior floofs taek no prizzners.
such kauute kittehs haz emenies? Wat dey do, splort dem to de deth?
Due not b lulled in2 deh false sense uv security bai deh cyoot appearens uv deh sleeping babeh kittehz. deh b feroshuz wen awake!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/19/rawrrr/
Dey splorted teh little floofeh doggehs frum down teh lane… :O
Where does the hammock end and the kittehs begin?
iz hamkittehock, endlezz circle of kauute
Win
Itz maid frum dawgz. We duzzen laik dawgz.
Why we no can has peece wif dogs an kittehs?!?
No likes jokes about death and cruelty to animals.
Ooh, our eminies is nawt ofer ambinals — is ofer meanies!!
Maybee da enemyz waz stuffed toyz? I has a Siamesey who wages war on my stuffed kitteh. I wish dis hammock were big enuf for me too.
lol, very funny, should come check mine out sometimes
awwwww… so cute! ah wuld luv 1 of dose hammiks! teh pelts of aur enemies! good 1! lolz!
awwwwwwwwwww! so cute!!!!!
Hoo lykes Sillie stwing?