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Ware teh burdie goe?
Oar teh mousie
Oar teh jerbill. Wii fownd owt teh hard wai taht jerbills r teh kitteh fud. Big safarii hunterz tehy were. Adn mitey smug aboot it tew!
Ohai Goosie, Haow aer u? Hoep ur eye is OK.
Ohai annipuss, teh eye iz teh swollen adn pritty colorz butt nawt infeckted oar ennyfing. Ai has had bad heddache awl day tho. The cheezfrenz gived meh lotz ob hugz adn sym…simpa….feelingz sowrry fur meh. Cheezfrenz rool!!!
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Ai taked a nap inna dark ruum udner teh cuvvers adn ai feelz a liddle bedder. Elton keeps lukkin at meh funnee. Ai fink he’s sawrry. Poor confuzzed kitteh.
U get taht eye checked, Goosey. Ai shot a toenail in mai eye wunce (Don’t ask) an scritched teh cor-ne-uh. Tube of ant-eye-by-o-tick goo fixed it riet up. {{{{{gooesy}}}}}
were mah lil’ bebe marmoset go, kitteh? ai reely wnt 2 kno!
whut r awl da lil’ aminals dat cud hab been in da caeg bfor da kitteh got der?
Antikinus
Bush Baby
Chinchilla
Dormouse
Elephant Shrew
F…..
Fairet
Gurrbell
Hamstir
Igwana
Jilla Monstor
K…
Koatimundi
lizzurd
mausie
newt
o….
Ocelot, bebbeh
Pygmy marmoset
Quasimodo
Rat
S…
Skink
Tarantyoola
Uglee hairy critter
vemonus snaek
W…
Wombat
Xavier (a random x name)
Yellow Canary
Zebra. Little, tiny zebra.
Super Skwirl
Tweety burd
Uglee gerbl (nawt liek a purty wun)
V….
Doan furget okapi
Noe wan shud evur furget OKAPI
Dont noze wut iz but nawt liekz it
A tink ah seez a fedder in corner of kittehs mouf….
Birdie nom nom.
(tip of the hat to the celestial Peter Sellers)
burp……….
Ohai{{{{[anni}}}}}} haow yu? wut yu leik fur sillibrate Caturdai nite? Iz pleh, gettingz owld, huh? membur wen dis tiem ub nite wuz just strating tu be funtiem.? naow iz tiem tu slepe. ina dremez ai iz stil yung nd nawt so tariblee uglee. lawng pritty hare nd prittty cloze wif smal waste. remembreez, ai has em.
Ohai Gma, I haz been up fur 17 howerz – Ai wuz woken up by teh noyze uv teh toilit cistern oberflowin at 6 dis mornin. Soe Ai fink Ai’ll sillybrayte bai gettin 2 bed naow! Ai noe wat u meen abowt gettin owld. Ai getz soe stiff sittin dat Ai kin hardlee mobe sumtiemz an iffn Ai stand up 2 long mai legz ake!
G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite.
Ginite, Annipuss!
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly collapses from exhaustion before she can shake her thang*
Kidlets am SOOOO tyrin!
ohai, Ly.
*shorts an polo dansdansdans*
too hawt heer to shake thang
Kidlets be goen soon?
Tehy be goen Mundae. Aiz gunna be eggsawstid tomoro too.
Iz tehre anuthur faire nearby?
Doan’t furget teh cookies.
Aiz maekin chokklit chip cukies an CHEEZBURGERZ tomoro, so awl shud be good.
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nom nom nom!!1!
oohhh….ai wish mah mommee kukd dat mutch!
*pajamas-at-5-o-clock-dansdansdans
Aiz nobuddy’s mommee, but Ai duz lub to cuk!
an wii lub to eets wat u cuk.
*about-to-be-pajamas-at 8-o-clock dansdansdans*
Ai am off to reed fer a bit.
umm…den whut u meen by ‘kidlets am so tirin’?
oh well.
Sorree CS. Kidlets. Yung hyoomuns.
she sed “aiz nobuddy’s mommee” an ai wuz liek, well, ok, but whut bout ‘kidlets’ referinse?
mebbee she wuz babysittin?
or at fambly gavverin wif lotsa liddle neeses an nefyoos an kuzzins?
i haz kids, an my neeses an nefyoos are way mor tirin tahn my own kids.
kidlets belong to significat udder, ifinkso.
Yah, tehy am hubbeh’s kidlets.
ah, teh mistree is solbed!
Ohai, Ly. Yoo no wurreez ’bout uther knight, ‘K?
Whut odder nite? Aiz sposeta be wurreed?
um, yeh, wudda bin beddr nawt 2 brning dat up agin, OOBARK.
pome…neber mine…ai goah aweigh
u stalkr.
*wink*
Mah boikitteh luks at teh pixrs adns says maawn, ur hare wuz bigger tahn ur waist. Naow has 2 bi teh cloze 2 fit arown teh waste adn teh hare awl falllin owt.
um….liek a barbee? barbee dollz hab sum weerd proporshuns.
Jes, like only martian ladeez. Not hoomans.
inna jim class wen we wuz lernin ’bout bein helfy wif our self imij, we lurned sum creepi stuffz bout body proportions awn barbeez.
1: Barbee’s bawdy iz proportioned so that iffin she wuz reel lief laydi, she wud b 7 feetz tawl…as tawl as Shaquille O’Neal. Most wimmins r liek 5 and a half feetz.
2. Iffin Barbee wuz reel laydi, she wud hafta crawl aroun awn hur hans n kneez cuz her skinnee legs wudint suport her wates.
3. Finally, Barbee wud hafta hab a colo-ectomy bag cuz der wud b no ruumz in hur torso foar awl hur orginz. In moar deetale: hur colon (da last stop in da body fer poo) wud hafta be hangin owtside her bawdy inna plaztik baggee fer da poo 2 go inz.
“Whuts in yer lublee purs, Barbee?”
“Itz mah colon, Ken!”
Ick.
taht iz skaree, wut barbee wuld be if she wuz a hoomin. now, if i wuz a doll heerz wut i’d be:
http://www.images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Troll-Doll-troll-dolls-1353693-396-566.jpg
oops, linkie not wurked, try agin:
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/troll-dolls/images/1353693
complete with purple hair?
Luks like burdie just went for a kwik shower. Yeah. Dats it. He be in teh shower. Mite be der a wile.
himz gunna be a loooong whilez
he mite eeben fall down da drain! i betz he alreddy dids!
Am dat a fevver at the corner ob yous mouf?
um, yeh…ai ate da fevver pillo, but ur birdee r finez!
Girbul? Whut girbul?
Nibbles iz missing? Ai noes nuffin aboutz it!
U meanz mai fren Nibbulz? O noes! Ai halp u luks 4 himz—hear Nibbulz, hear Nibbulz.
BAD KITTEH!! Don’t you hurt hammeh!!
doan hert mah lil Hamtaro!
doan hert mah lil anime hamstr!
innocent luk-u r not doin it bery wellz
OOH, BF473, u gotz ur abatar! Is bootimus!
It shur iz! Much win.
ty eberone, yesh ah gotz me abatar butz naow not gotz blu namie fer de frenz invitin! Ah stoopy sometimez, cannot figurez out haow to haz bof at samee timee. Can helpz pleeze? How can hab best of bof vorlds?
Lolz.. mai kitteh did dat. Tho she atez teh mousie.. saem cage 2
Kitteh sai: hamster? Ai saw noe hamster. *burp*
waittt!! kitteh sez aaaahhhhh….. i tot i smelled mousie
tehre wuz vizit frum a lolyer on teh last LOL, an i’m shur wun will be poppin up heer in teh kitteh’s defense any minit now, an taht rebembered me ob an old ICHC fred wif teh funniest vizit eber frum a lolyer! (xept mebbee teh tryul ob teh centree abowt teh hunderd-dollor towl.)
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/14/bonk/#comment-92575
Much win!!! 10Q fur teh link, lunarmommy. Thet iz teh funnest! Ai bin lolling cents last Deecimbur an wish ai had tiem 2 reed alla comments on alla past pichures. Butz ai dunnot haf tiem 2 keep up wif teh posts eech dai sew ai kno ai haz missed sum grate classics frum teh past.
dame janet ob teh fore kittehs iz reel gud at findin teh grate old freds. i fink she bukmarks tehms or sumfin. mebbee sumtiem she’ll gib us teh link to teh triyul ob teh cenchuree agin.
2 All konsurned,
Plz 2 b refrainin frum lebelin teh unsubstanc8ted akkuzashions at mah client!!
Mah client iz willin 2 dclare unner oaf dat he iz “just az shocked az u r” an haz , on teh advise ob cownsul, noe furdur commintz on diz maddur.
LolyerKitteh frum teh furm ov ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol will be handlin anee furdur koruspondens in diz maddur. (fur a nominull fee ob coorse.)
Yurs faiffully
LolyerKitteh
Katorney at Lol
Liddill Burdee flooed
awayz! Doan’t knoez wayr himz wentz
oarz ifz himz cummz bakk
Doan’t knoez wayrz Burdee
floo awffz 2. Feenkz mebbee himz
awn tawpz ubz Buuk cayss
Liddill Burdee maydz
2 mutch noyze enneewayz. I
can haz gushee fud?
Jack.
oh noes!! teh mausey becamed an caturday snacks
um… me just az shocked az u r… it no tasted like cheezburger O-O;; (more liek chikinburger, akshually.)
(*muffled voice*)
“mmahm mtawtm mahm smawhm ahm pmuddy tmat”
Uh, he said he goin’ out fer peetsa.
He fergotted deh nomber fer Dominoz.
Where The mouse go????????
Just for the record, it was a mouse. Black and white just like the kiity. Was unaware that my babies pic was on here, but the caption is cute.
I hav taht smae cage juss biggar
Had the same cage… same thing happened. Cat full… no more hamster…
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