i takes it off
i takes it off wen granma leves rite?
but gramma maded u dat sweata.
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sneaky devil!!!
butz gramma wuked sooo hard tu maek it for yew
on sekund thought, it luks gud on meh!! i keepz it!!
mai kitteh wud shoot me iffn ai putz sumfin like dis onner!!!
ur kitteh haz a gun?
k… no want clothes!!
U gotta watch owt fer dem mama kittehz….
Tuf luv, dey haz it!!
hehehe…
tehe yuoz funny
My kitteh says deth befor dis onner!
LOL! Verree gud.
Sekund taht! Timez 8!
Mai mumcat maed swetterz fur awl her grankidlets. She sed she maed dem lawng so dey wud be nies an warm. Dey neerlee reecht 2 der neez!
sounds all kinds of groovy for just slouching around the house in winter. *Pictures curled up in Papasan chair, on back porch, cuppa hawt-chokkie (Morgan-ized…of course), gingersnaps, and a reeely gud book*
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*sigh*
Yep, but dese waz fur 4 – 10 yr owld kidlets an mai sunn in partikyular DID NAWT WANT!
yank the hem down and tie it off, yer ma was tryin’ to do you a favor in immobilizing yer kitteh brood.
LOL! Rite! Yoo cud ty them toggeder at the nees an hav hopping rayces!
But it duz soudn reelee nice. Ai wud laik them laik that. Yoo cudda said tehy were tooniks, nawt swetters.
teh 80’s r returning! wear ‘em wiv leggings!
Day are? Oh Noes. NAWT WANT.
ohhhh, yesssss.
hawayan shurtz, puffed sleevs, even legwarmerz — all spotted in current fashuns…
haz u seen teh teenz wiv the polo collarz “popped”?
ai didz taht … uh … moar than twenny yeerz ago.
Hidez under bed. I come owt when fashun cents returns kay? my leg warmerz, featherz ona roach clip, flannel shurtz and clogs, I shows u dem.
Wut? Hawayan shurtzez win owta fashun? Win taht happind?
Hawayan shurtz……WASH LIVES
Congratshumalashuns Hashim Wat wud u liek fur sillybrayshuns?
hmm… iz starving!! jus’ came bak from swimming! i would liek sum lemonade fur drinkies! fanks annipuss!!
*passes to Hashim sum lemonaed adn koookees*
*gibs Hashim’s kittehabatar a tickul on top o hed*
*sneeks a lil tuna tweet to kitteh*
fanks sweetpea fur da lemonade and cookies!! dey iz brilliant!! Simba lieked da tuna too!! i saw u gab it to him
Kittehz do not want cloes
unless dey be cloes you duznt want dem to haz. den dey shed or shred!!
or dey feel a cat-hair deficiency in yur outfit.
I b thinking dat teh kittehz think awl ower clothes b habbing deh cat-hair defishunsee.
tru dat, when we had kitty (real orig. name for a cat) dirty or clean she was after my clothes, my gym bag, even my gear bags hadda be checked before loading.
mai brother in Rowlett hadda kitteh named “Kitty”. Hee reskewed hur frum a buncha drunk guize whoo were frowin teh poor little kitteh inna apartment pool, over an over. mai bruvver saw whut tehy wuz doin and went an saved teh kitteh, who he sed wuz so tyred frum swimmin an swimmin she wuz almost drownded. she wuz a blak verry floofy kitteh. hee had “Kitty” for almost 2 decaydes!
{{{{{ tessm’z brudder}}}}} Gibz mii ah happi teer, sniff.
{{{{tessmz bro}}}} dis whirld needz moar peepz like u.
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Dhere b dose peepz hoo sez
“wuts deh point in naming sumthing dat duzn’t kum wen u kawling it?”
Mite az well b naming awl dhe catz ‘kitty’.
no i be cold so you has to wear it!
but moooooooooooooom, i aer not cold!
nun o my frenz has to wear dis stuffs!!!
If alla yer frenz jump offa a brigde…
She thinks I 05 years old! When will you say something?
i fink mam sounds better?? dontcha fink?? MAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!1!
Cold? Hay, wyse gui, i no needs tihs swetter…
…I ALREADY HAS FUR COAT !!!1!
yes yesss… yu can has nekkid agen whn gramma leafes… k?
Aw, but iz sew kyoot on kitteh!
Dis kitteh iz darn neer splort-a-licioius. Ai must b cairful.
u haz ur CHRG rite??
Ai haz two! Naow wut did sumwun call dat? RARG? Reindeer Antler Rubber Gloves, I tink.
ohh… u haz antlerz?? i can haz sum too??
Jus yooz a sekund CHRG! Oops, gotta go. Mai kitteh iz turnin teh dorenob traiin tew git in teh room.
ok..!!
EARG Elk-Antler…
DARG Deer-Antler…
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MARG Moose-Antler
RHRG Rynosurus Horn (defective) rubber gluve
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GARG Goat-Antler..
BHARG Big-Horn Antler..nah, it blocks yer ears..I SAID IT BLOCKS YER….oh, nebbermind.
BBRG Brass Band … (lotsa horns)
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Ai go wif raindeer antlur cuz uv mai Norweejin fambly.
Win! Elebendy cheezburgerz fur yew.
bitteh kitteh iz wearin bitteh kitteh formalwear
pastel sweddar diztracks frum classic look
U warez it if u likez it so much!
ah. teh granma swetter.
*sigh*
ai hadz wun. baby pink wif bowses awl over.
*sigh*
she ment well.
I hopes dat at leest u b a gurl…. dat wud luk seeriuslee sillee on a boi!
unless it can beeya boy naem’d Soo & dis be teh contimewashun o karakter develpmint.
Iz grrl. but it wuz beein teh layte 60’s.
*sigh*
*Patz lindykat on hed*
There, there, it’ll b ok.
Heer, haz a chokklit possum.
Tank yoo, cween.
Chokklit possums mayke it awl better, yoo ar riet.
*lindykat noms possums*
Ribbons. Awl obber.
Dere b few thingz in life dat don’t b better wif chokklit. Even chokklit is bedder wif chokklit. yup. I b thinking i’ll have sum chokklit wif mai morning mocha. … oh, yes. Dis so much bedderer.
Hmmmmm – ai think AI’M gonna doo that too! BRB!
cud bee wurse… much wurse…
http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/moks06/?p=223
cool kittehs in skool will laff at me if I wearz dis sweater
it makes me look silleh
*KA-PLORT*
Oh noez!! Owl down!1!!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a cuppa tea.
U resting now. feel bedder soon.
Ai haz a kweschun. Ai iz nawt shure wut a chokklit possum iz. Iz nawt in lolspeak dicshunairy. Ai iz nawt fond uv possums, chokklit oar nawt. Iz dis coad fur sumthin els?
No, iz not code.
Deh possumz b kunsidered bai most peepz az being not sew cyute az kittehz. Sew dehy b uzinged 2 kownterakt deh cyootnessez uv deh kitteh dat mading u SPLORT.
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Smammy, uv korse b a cyoot possum adn wii wudn’t dreem uv telling her dat peepz not thinking possumz b cyoot.
Ah, ai see naow. Fanks, cween!
BUT – there ar teh reelee reelee reelee reelee cyoo BABEE possums. Hoo know where to find teh pickchur.
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And taht iz wai Phillipe taesk teh box ov babee possums ebreewhere wif him. He uzes tehm as a “chick magnet.”
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Ai donut know, tho, hao it iz werking fur him. Haz he reported bak on that?? Duz enewun know???
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We awlso told him to ware the GH(wPoi) to parteez, cuz that werks az a chick magnet too, ai think.
Oh! an sumwun said ai cud giv “Hao to ICHC” lessons frum taim to taim.
Becuz teh 50’s Bathing Caps ar MUCH stronger than teh CHRG(wdoi).
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Ai think ai am about to hav mai FURST anniversary – eneday nao..
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*ahem* Teh CHRG(wdoi) iz. . .well .. . .it sounds a bit laik ai am correkting cweenmj, an a . . dont laik to do that. But . . .wun REELEE shud awlwaiz add teh “(wdoi)” becuz otterwize it iz nawt reelee rite.
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AND ai hav bin notissing tath peepl ar using teh 50s bathing caps – an then putting teh CHRG(wdoi) over it. This iz rong.
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Teh CHRG(wdoi) iz uzed fur ebreeday, nermal splorts. An teh 50’s Bathing Caps ar fur teh reelee serious wuns.
Not to wurry bowt korecting mii, Janet. U ben heer longerer dan I hav adn u b noeing dese thingz furst-hand. I just noeing wut u adn uzzerz hav tolding mii.
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BTW… Gud morning, Janet!! I haz errandz 2 running 2day…. sew will b in adn owt…mostlee owt, I guess… *sigh* ….I hate wen reel life interferez wif deh playing on ICHC….. but dat b deh way it goez…. ooo…. dots…
cyoo BABEE possums?
http://www.bp1.blogger.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/SD3hoE26KHI/AAAAAAAAEnI/4kQ-R3LdMfc/s1600-h/possum+Babies.jpg
There iz an ICHC pikchoor – sum munths ago – ov a box ov babbee possums. SOOOO cyoot! Ai thot, eneway!
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/27/funny-pictures-fa-la-la-la-la/
lessee if dis one wurks, eets da possums!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUE NOT EETZ DA POSSUMZ!!!
Eetz da cheezburgerz!!!!!!!!
har. har. har-de-har-har. eets maykin me luk stoopid, well helpin annywai.
Ahhh, SHD,
Iz trin tu maek teh possum wax roth? (adn yu noa house roth haetz dat…)
du yah noa wut teh best fing abowt possum innardz iz?
one shudders to think……
…dey juss az gud teh nexx dai…… (Jed Clampett)
Eek! Iz kind uv gibbin mii teh kreeps. Ai haz had babee possums aowt heer, and babee rakoons, tew. Dey’s awl kyoot (babee skunks, tew) but doz possums der iz scairee.
Srsly, datz teh hole ideer. Possumz r menny fings, but nawt beri beeg oar brave. Yu iz beeg, butz fink teh possum cud hurtz yu. Oooh, ooh scairee possum!!! Runz fur saftea! Liddle possum gibz hevvy sigh, adn trundlez orf, lukkin fur ah meal adn a gud tree. Juss fink, iffin cowz ware scairee, dere wud bii less cheezeburgurz inda whirld.
icanhascheezburter.com/2007/12/27/funny-pictures-fa-la-la-la-la
Ahh shuckinz, mah cween ( makin sirkuls wif liddle toes inda durt ) yah noa dat fing bowt ” onlii ah fais ah muddur cud lub ” ? Whale, wii’z bin noan tu hab tu choke-op abit tu.
Possumz bii reelistz … nawt awl cyoot iz onda owtsied. Besiedz, “hiss nawt sekund, kurl-op adn plai ded nekx” mai nawt bii beri ahtractib, butt it shore beetz bein et…..
smammie — u b sew rite bowt nawt awl cyoot beeing on deh owtside.
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wii haz 2 lern 2 lukking at peepz hartz 2 noeing wut dey reelee lukking like. … … I duzn’t unnerstand deh Extreme Makeover show were dey giv peepz deh massive plastic surgereez…. dey still deh same inside….. if dat wuznt gud enuff, making dem awl pritee on deh owtside won’t making dem happee….. adn if dey iz happee, a prittee owtside duzn’t matter.
ohai Smammie…….. nice tew be seein yew here today with yer pointeee nose facin east!! *ai jus made a down payment on a rolls royce at teh mouf doktor*
{{{Jamama}}}} House yew bii? Aye haetz teh mouf doktur tu. Aye tell hymn iz okai abowt teh beeg bowet inda Meditturainiian, butz cud hymn bii puttin mai naem onda transum wif gold letturin?
an takes me onna cruz tew??
herz wuz rilly nice an sympafetic as muchlee as herz cud be wif sumwun hooo let it ride fur soooo long……. *at leeest ai wont hab teh denshurs*
datz ah gud fing den. Aye wud prolly goes moar ofin iffin teh munniez wuzzint sew mush. Adn ob coarse, teh lawngur yu watez tu go, teh moar teh munniez iz, arrghhh. Canna win eiddur weigh.
Butz rite noa, Aim finkin Ayed raddur bii atta mouf dokyur den cleenin howz. Iz juss gettin moar wurst. 3 ruumz ina mess. Trine tu sepurrate teh beedz frum teh sewin adn teh kraftz… wyle doin teh wash adn awl dat stuf tu.
Kneadz moar tea & chonklatz….
diju see mai mess inna pikshurs as sended yew?
dat wuz nawt ah mess… dat wuz soupreem kleen, Aye iz wrasslin propain adn oxigen bottulz frum bein tanguled wif embroydured ribbunz adn silk flourz… Sumware onda fambly tree is wun BEEG pakrat….
Aye lubs bof teh braceletz. Izznit phun tu maek eggzactlii wut yu want?
yesh, ai cud line em up tew mai elbow, aifinkso
lotsa xmas pressies in mai fyoooture
gud fing ai duzznt has as mini frens as teh Cween!!
ai tole mai sis ai wud take her out fur sum shoppin sew ai needs to gets reddi tew go…. we will haz sum hawaiian fud tew……..yay
ai will luk fur yew layter!!! {{{{smammie}}}}
*snicker* we could carve some chokklit nutria, iffen dat maek ya feel better? *snicker*
NOEZ!!! Dat b too far past not-cyoot adn in2 deh barf zone, ifinkso. Wii duzn’t wanting 2 sending dem strate frum deh splort rekuvree 2 deh barf rekuvree.
OHAI cweenmj! So nice to see yoo.
An shd, too!
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Nutrias ar nawt cyoot? Ai just luked them up awn wikipedia. Wai aren’t they cyoot?
Do yoo know sumthing ai dont?
I just b thinking tehy b WAAAAAAAAY past homely in2 deh uglee zone. mebbe datz just mii.
Ayez gotta diza, dissa, noep iz nawt uglee.. iz mush wurse… iz stewpii lukkin, kinda liek “Ohai, wanna hab mii fur lunch? kool!” … Possums maibii uglee, butt nawt stewpii.
Ai wuz just lukkin up capybara again. Ai botted des straw poller bares from teh Martha Stewart catalog a fyoo yeers ago. Dey lukked sew kyoot! But wen I gottted den, dey lukked liek capybaras.
Adn tehir toofs beez ORNJ–u noes wut dat meenz.
Tanking yoo, cweenmj! Mai hed hurting *sew mush*!!!
Fang queue, cweenmj
Yes, kitn. An f u r veree gud an sey fank u tu granmaw fr teh byootiful swteur, we goez owt fr cheezburgrz laytur.
dubble….wit bacon. dis ting ITCHES me.
Haz yoo seen dat Wendy’s cheezburger wif SIKS slysez uv bakon? Itz an instunt hart atakk.
Ugh, jus went an lukked it up. The Baconator haz tew kwarter pownd burgers, eech with cheez, and siks slysez uv bakon. And toppings… Ovur 50 grams uv fat. Burger iz 830 kaleries.
how ’bout Sonic and der dubble chili-cheezburgr, wit jalapeno….and bacon.
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I can heer mai arteries crackle just describing eet.
Mmmm.. ai luv Sonic burgers, but ai dont haz wun neer me. Yoo eber haded a Tommy’s tripul chili cheezburger? Itz onlee at Tommy’s in LA.
don’t recall a Tommy’s, there was a Griff’s in Ruston though. 49 cent cheesburger day was looked forward to my many a theatre student. Yeah, this day was a while back.
Oh noes, ai ment Lost Anjeless. Wii wud go at 2am and it wud be pakked, and it wuz cheep.
oops sry, mai preconceptions….lemme show yew dem.
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did howevver visit a Carl’s Jr. was not impressed. Much to the great disappointment of one of my actors.
Hear in teh northern plains wii hab Prime Time Burgers. Big sloppy chhezburger w fresh cut toppingz, reel onion rings adn a Coke fur $3.99. A bazillion calories butt who’s looking at taht? Gimme a cheezburger combo!!!
we useta lyke Burger Street wen wee lived in Dallas, TX.
owt heer in the Pac NW, tehy hazza straynge habit uv puttin a fryed egg on top uv cheezburger. ai haz nawt tryed it.
whut? u wantz MOAR CHOLESTEROL?
guy I went to college with was working Trail of Tears, an outdoor drama in Oklahoma. On his way back to Ruston LA he came across this mom&pop burger joint that had the sign “Voted third best burger in Oklahoma”. Thus intrigued, he stopped and had a dubble cheezeburger. Talkin’ to the proprieter about how he attained third best burger in Oklahoma the old guy responded ” I just can’t stand a dry burger. That’s why I put a little extra lard in mine.” Trevor wasn’t sure he would get back to the car before his heart seized-up.
EVE ! dey has da tommys in orang county tew !
(ai thot u was in da bay area ? wat u dewin talkin bout
eating cheezeburgers in L.A?)
Bak in teh 80’s ai uzd tew haz frendz at CSU Northridge an ai wud visit and wii’d go to Westwood to plai video games den stop at Tommy’s (Van Nuys wun, ai tink) on teh way bak to frendz apartment.
Hay, werd mai commint go? It diddint post oar postid sumware els.
Ai had sed dat ai haded frenz at CSU Northridge bak in teh 80’s. Ai wud vizit and wii wud go to Westwood to plai video games den stop at Tommy’s on teh wai bak to teh apartmint. Ai tink wii went tew teh wun in Van Nuys. Itz teh wun akross frum teh old Busch Gardens.
if yews go tew sonic yews gotta add da tater totz. Dey are da yum!
I sawd a t-shurt dis week sayd:
“I love you lots, like tater tots”.
I be tinking this big compli, comply…prayz in deed.
Gudniss, luka at the behbe kittehs eyez. Himz tellin Roy Hobbs “Ai ken tell u hoa much moniez u has in ur pokitz”
Kittehs swetter gotz a bunneh butz at leazt gramma doan gib a floofy pinky bunneh suit lak inna dat movie Christmas Story. Den kitteh reely haz da embarrazzmentz
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
knoez dat Grammee’z Swetturr can
haz crampz hims style
Blakk Tukkz andz taylz, wyte
vest, spatz andz glubbz beez awll dat
Liddill Kitteh needz
Tukkseedo can haz
elleganss enneetyme. I
iz Jaymss Bawwnd Kitteh!
No canz sayvv t3h Wurld
lyke dis! Unless swrtturr can
mayk lawtza ‘Soloart!’zez
Jack.
Yayyyyyyyyy!!
Troo dat,Jack.
I hates to see kittehs dressed in clobes. Dems ownest fur am teh moast beeyootiful. Dey needs no frills an flownces.
I agree but I do admit however to putting silk scarves on my
kittehs, I fink they look dashing..
I am not sure they agree!
LOL!! swetturr CAN mayk lawtza Sploart’zez. Ai KNOW they luk cyoot in tehr own elegant clothes – but – taht iz wun mitee cyoot sweater! An kitty luks so cyoot innit!
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Ai must say – ai hav nebber in mai laik drisst a kitty
What is the picture on the sweater? OMG! Is it Gremlin? OMG! Knitted Gremlin!
looks a pink nightmare
But Gammaw, I waz born wearin a sweter…
OMG…iz so kyoot it hurts! must avert my eyez b4 i splort all over my desk….aaaaaaaah noez….2 late
Oh noez!!
***calls da CCC and scoopity scoopity da braynz and rinz dem well***
***putz dem bak in hed and duck tapes dem***
***puts a CHRG on GCHLoki hed***
Here, haz a cozy blanky and dis choklitt and u’d be better soon!!
10-q I dont wanna get fired 4 havin braynz all ovr mai desk!
dis is wun diffrens between teh kittehs an teh goggies. goggie be goin OH LUK I HAZ PURTY SWETER IT MAEK MY PEEPLES HAPPEE WEN I WERZ IT YAY!!!!!11!!!!1!!
kitteh be goin, pleh, fink ob my dingity. yoo die slowly tonite. an waek up to pressint in yor shooz.
or lukin at dis kitteh’s face, why me? why must tehy torchur me so?
Ohai lunarmommy!!
i fink kittehs torture hoomans and goggies pretty eazily!
dis lol explains it!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/22/funny-pictures-de-hoomanz-or-de-dog/#comments
ohai hashim! yeh, taht’s a funny wun!
Tell yu whut lil kitteh. Yu wear swetter ONLEE wen you see Gramma,K?
butz wat if gramma stopz bye un…unexp……wifout callin furst? U wares it alla time, jus in cases.
u soooo cheated u got that from a book!!!!
Kitteh say “This demeans us both … and you know how granny likes to drink and knit …No enable her….”
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Does anyone else tink dis kitteh looks like behbe of the original lol kitteh? (Minus sweater, of course, which original LOL cat would shred)
(forgive if someone else said…eyes are sooooo tired now…couldn’t read all posts yet)…
This is really uncanny! The face of this kitteh looks just like one of my wife’s photos of when she was a baby. It really is uncanny. I showed it to her on caturday and she nearly pee’d herself
I has an umbrelli with this kitteh on it!