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yesh i do,,,
friez wiff lotsa salt and…. CHEEZ!!
Mornin, Hashim – oar I s’poze it iz afternoon fer u! U haz teh nawt sekund awl on ur own – mai pyooter iz slo dis mornin. Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
fanks annipuss!!
i would liek sum friez frum da kitteh and a lemonade pweaze!!
we can share… or rather u could order ur own!!
Wun lemonaid cummin up den Ai haz 2 go – need sum fud frum teh shops.Bai!
Ill getcha sum friez frum da friez resturant in Boulda…. deh iz a new band sponsa… band animalz iz happi….
momcat
I haz idear….
we duz chickin dans?
Yeah- onli us especial ed peepz lub dat, I noe
momcat
the chicken polka is how Weird Al started his show last week. I might be scarred for life. and yes I giggled like an idiot.
k… u kould do da chikin danse!!
sry tuk meiz a whilz ta findz a gud wun fur u!
hwww.youtube.com/watch?v=AGcdGNlKifY
chicken dans
momcat
aww foo- missed an “h”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGcdGNlKifY
momcat
Weerd, ai postid chikken dans video (with Myron Floren!) an Weerd Al video an neever haz showed up yet.
I sawz dat wun…. beri weird….
momcat
Nawt weird! Itz Myron Floren frum Teh Lawrence Welk Show! Itz classic.
yeh, classically weird, children ov da corn….westworld…..Stepford, dat kinda weird
Yoo gotta unnerstand dat haff my fambly iz Jermans frum Minnesota. Lawrence Welk and polkas r a stapul.
ok, i takz dat bak…. clasic weird? wowz luk at da dressez!
-Ill admitz I usta lub ta watches da lawrence welk show lotz when zI wuz a kitten- lubed da dansin…..
momcat
Itz iz sooo gud tu see dat ebrywun im da whoooolllll wurld kan bee rilly, rilly sillee!!!!!!1!!!!!
Ai lubz itz.
Letz chiken dansdansdans
Letz eben doo itz nekkid. Iz itz warmur yetz im Scotland Lyanthya????
*nekkid chiken dansdansdansdans*
ohai Martha V!
I has been lukking for u… to tell u a late
HAPPY BIRFDAI!!!!
Hope it wuz gud!
We can AWL doo teh “Chikin Danse!” Heer’s hao yoo do it.
HAO DO DO TEH “CHICKEN DANSE”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs
It’z still verree popular in jermanee! They do it at awl teh fests.
Dat’s teh wun ai postid! Wai it nawt show up? Itz bin at leest 10 minits. Fooey.
try and post yours again….dat wai BOTH show up.
Did yoo taek off teh h.t.t.p.:././. furst??? Taht awl yoo haz to do an it pops rite up. Yurs will bee heer – in maybee 15 minits – if yoo left it awn.
Sumtiems ai do, sumties nawt. Sumtiems it shows up fast eben wen ai leefs it awn. Well, wii’ll see. Ai jus postid teh Weird Al wun agin. Mebbe jus fur gud mezhur… wun moar tiem. Ai liek teh palindromes here and teh Dylan parody.
(dis time wifaowt protocol junk) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg&NR
Naow see? Ai leefs it off and it putz it awn. It duzzint alwaes do dat. Weird.
Ai think it duz. At leest fur mee.
Yoo taek it off – an it putz it rite bak awn – but it also shows up rite away.
janet! janet! (bonge, bongi, jus lik tiger!)
luk whose came ta plai! mai boi kitteh! I haz an excited… fink awl cawls him jus ta gib him a bad tymes!
momcat
Yeah, but yesterdae ai postid sumthin wifout the stuff and it didint put it awn. Sew confuzzling!
ROFLMAO!!! Ai laft til Ai cried. Tank u fur teh funneez Weerd Al. It maded mai mrning!
Oh hai, ebberybudy!!! Ai is cumin in mai black-sparkly skurt wif mauve tee-shurt and a wollen cardigan cos ai haz furgotten 2 tayk it orff. And ai brings sum amaretto-favured cawffee and sum Lindt choklit wif almonds and raspelberries for the NOMs. Yummie!
Ohai upfi!! {{{upfi}}} Ai iz camed in mai broun wawking shoarts and mai fyooshah tee shurt wif teh sparklee seekwins. Ai brotted sum bloobery muffenz wif hunnee budder.
out speeding herself, now that IS an accomplishment, request summtin good, sillybraite.
fanks stagehanddan!!
i ordered sum fries frum da kitteh, would be getting dem momentarily…. i fink….
at least go for the curly fries, dey is spicier.
k, curly friez it iz!!
luk up…. I gotted u sum frum a specil friez resturant…. gascat sez iz gud… but hey, da 19 yer awldz, deh eatz ANYFING!
momcat
ackshooly . . . I no has been dere yet.
bai teh way,
Hi Everyone, I still exist, just not very often anynore.
duz dat mak u extratensial?!
uz upz earli! mus be fivez der! guess I shud goes ta bed….
go luk at da shoez pitcher….
momcat
(guess I wont cawlz u at 6 am)
ohai, gascat! {{{{{gascat}}}}} SOOO gud to see yoo. An yoo shud know taht we miss yoo heer a lot! Ai hoep sumdai soon – yoo can com bak a play moar???? Wud bee nice
Wut Janet said. Come play more.
Gud morning frum Michigan! An YAY fur Hashim awl aloan um tehre in teh TAWP SPOT! Wif AWL thoz reelee gud peeple coming in a minit after yoo.
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About about another “COME AS YOU ARE” PARTEE???? Aways furn at this taim ov teh day – an som menee taim zones represented.
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Remember – yoo say waht yoo ar waring – an that iz hao yoo come to the partee – AND yoo bring sumthing to eet.
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So – heer ai am! Ai just got up an am still just waring mai turquiose sleep shurt.
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An ai’m bringing sum nice hawt coffee – freshlee brood, ov corse . An a big bowl of blakberreiz wif creem an shugar. Ai just piked tehm last
It is after FIVE INNA MORNING, I’m still in my show blacks…now sweaty and dirty, and I have some Texas Mud Pudding from dinner.
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would it be acceptable to go home, wash mai filthy boddy, find clean clothes (if the possums haven’t broken into mai house….again) and make some quesodillas?
Well, ackshullee, yoo shud com awl sweatee and durtee , but – if yoo cud zoom haom in about 1 minit (throo teh majik ov teh innertoobs) an com bak wif thos quesadillas, ai[ll bet ebreebuddee wud laik that!
Y knot, it’ll be far better that lickin’ the plate of pudding. How hawt a salsa can peeps tolerate?
Can yoo bring sum reelee hawt an sum . . .less hawt wuns??? Ai laik prittee hawt, but prollee sum heer wud prefur . . . less hawt!
dun…twenny quesodillas coming up, 1/2 med Picante, 1/2 Hawt Picante, and 1/2 each yahd burd and moo.
LOL! Ai think yoo just loast mee. Waht iz “yahd burd and moo?”
chicken (yard bird), beef
*heddesk* OH! Too eezee! Purrhaps – doo yoo reelee sort ov drawl aut the “r” laik that??
depends on how tired, inebrieated, angry I an at any given moment. My drawl gets thicker under those circumstances.
well- u cuda dun da yardbirds… I noes deh is classic but iz nawt mai faborite….
momcat
Gud mawnin ebberywun. Ayez waring mah uzuawl ober-sized T, dis wun sez *I put the fun in dysfunctional* wif teh aditshun ob sum strands ob sypdar web frum teh Orb Weaver inda garten. Wil shair mah Url Grey adn hunny cubbered engerlishious muffinz wif awl.
Moarnin, effury! (Doan noes yet wedder iz guud oar nawt
)
Ai iz awl reddy fur werk wiht mai kakkiis adn mai yaller swetter set. Ai brings hawt cawfee (iz LaVazza – berry NOM). Ai duz nawt ewezhully eets brekkers awn werk daze, but ai can bringz sum buddered towst wiht bwakberree jamz.
ohai + gur mornin!
I iz at werks, so I has teh boring werk close on.
Navy pants + bloo flowered shurt. pleh.
Wud much rather be in jeans or shorts anna tshurt.
But in cheezwhirld I fink I still has on my piratey wench owtfit.
Much more fun than IRL!
Btw…iz it me, or du we have chikkin theem goin on latelee?
hmmm-
u iz awnli two hourz off frum meiz….. mus beiz kinda closz…
I member show blacs- I had da hold fing rit down ta blac sockz n shuez…
den mai hair iz naturmally blac, sos dat helpeded..
I wuz awlso small n strawng… got putted mainy umusual placez…. wuz in da winda seet fur arsnic… I fink acuse da box gotted tippi…. dis wuz hi skool…
still lubz props…..
momcat
prop-tart, I duz it too. mai hair used to be dark brown….*sigh*
awh… duh gud awld daiz…..
momcat
Aye noas… Aye haz ah sad tu… Wunst wuz cawld ah “blak-hared which”… tudai dey kant ebben spel “which” kerektlii…
nice one….*chortle*
U noa, iffin yu wud jus nawt lox teh dor, teh cuzzinz wud nawt hab yu brake in… duh.
Gud mawnin SHD, house-sum-ebber, quesodillas soun beri gud.
Hai smammie! Yoo haz to tell uz hao yoo ar dressed befoar hoo can haz teh quesadillas!
Oh, ai see yoo were faster than ai thot!
Ohai Janet!! long tiem no see!!1!
iz wearing a maroon football shirt wiff mah naem on da back and am wearing black long shorts…. iz bringing ice cream, choklitt, vanilla strawberry and all da ober flavrs u peepz liek
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and iz also bringing a huge bottle of orinj(nawt poysin!) juice, fresh!!
Iz 5:00 A.M. hear in boulder an Ai am alreddy dressed, of course ai wuz up at 2:00 A.M. and dressed by 3:00 A.M., an ai gawt tu sleep aboot 11:00 P.M. or pawssibly midnite, yesh mai sleep schedule is pritty weird at teh moment.
**nomnomnom…**
fanks fur da fries gascat!!
dey were magnifico!!
dat wuz momcat, but yer welcome!
oh sowwy
itz momcat, fanks momcat!!
{{{{Hashim}}}} Thanks fur missing mee!. Ai doo wunder, sumtaims, if enewun notisses if ai am heer oar nawt.
teehee!
*lukz at “who can haz talking”*
*seize JCH401K*
*perkz up, yay!*
ohai Janet!!!
*nods hed* Yor rite! When I sees sum uv mah fayvrit cheezpeeps on “hoo’s tawkin” I leeps on teh linkee an goes to teh payg. JCH4K is wun uv those peeps.
Um, JCH4K, duz yoo feel lyke yoo is bein cheez-stalked? (But inna frendlee way!)
*luks a liddel imbarrist, liks paw, luks away*
Oh yoo guise! Yoo maek mee feel much bedder. Ai donut know wai -well, ai sort of do, but ai wish ai wudn’t – ai can has so much melon collies rite nao. Ai know it will pass.
But – yoo DOO maek mee feel bedder!
An yoo know what???? Ai doo teh sayme thing wehn ai see yur naymes!
I joost gowt outa tha shower
I dun’t think it’z apropreehat but as it’z a come as you are…
I’m bringin a huwge bowl of latte.
I needz ma latte uderwyse I dun’t wurk
Pleez may I haev sum of ur blakberrieiz, creem an shugar JCH4K?
Mai frij is nawt so gud akshully
you could always take over for Ly on the nekkid, or nawt quite nekkid dansdansdans…..
yah- but fur meiz iz moar da jiggle, jiggle, jiggle….. beri ‘noyin…..
I losen wait eberwhere butz mai tumi, Iz lukin purti preggers at da moment….
momcat
Wut iz it wif teh tummifatz? Tehy nebber ebber won 2 leeb u. Iffen husposes stuk wif teh wimminz laik bellifatz wud b no diborses.
Well nao, that IZ teh fun part ov “com az yoo ar!” Yoo nebber kwite know . . .
An teh HYOOJ bowl ov latte sounds verree welkom indeed!
O ai iz so bad. Its almos 3:30 in teh mornin, and ai iz hazzin a Dr Pepper. Ai hazzint slept sinss 2am. Tew menny kittehs on teh bed maded mii hawt. But ai iz drest jus liek Janet!
*snicker* walll….. less jus say I wuz half reddi fur mai jammiez whenz I noticed da time, I sorta stoppeded in da middle…. ‘nuf said, Iz alwmos 50 don wana scare da peepz.
An I reli shud goes ta bed afor I meetz mai self gettin up in 3 hourz…..
momcat
Ai mae az well stay up naow. Ai will shaowwer at 5am and den go fur a 3-myle wok. Mebbe ai shud go cleen mai frij cuz teh garbij iz pikt up dis mornin.
i iz at werk, but mannasher iz not so we who remaynes deeklard sooper dopper catshual friday. Iz in t-shirt and shorts. happee comfy catshual friday!!!
and bringing pecan swirl coffee with dollop o whippee creem and choclolate sprinklols.
Ai iz gettin a shugger rush jus reedin dat! Sownds gud, but ai wud leev off teh choklit. Mmmm… ai had a gud strawberry frappuccino yesterdae.
cannut immadshin strawberrees inna coffee. cood go either ai spose.
i needz da sugar rush cuz i iz here too hours early. needsa stay awayk
No! It haz no coffee! Itz jus liek a strawberrry and cream smoothie. Wif moar whippy cream awn tawp.
O!!! in dat cays, sownds most skrumdiddleeupshus!!! nummeeeee
DARN!! Ai comminted in rong plaice, silly me. Here ai cums again. *tripping ova skurt*
Oh hai, ebberybudy!!! Ai is cumin in mai black-sparkly skurt wif mauve tee-shurt and a wollen cardigan cos ai haz furgotten 2 tayk it orff. And ai brings sum amaretto-favured cawffee and sum Lindt choklit wif almonds and raspelberries for the NOMs. Yummie!
Ohai! A coem as yoo ar partay! Hao fun!
I is at wurk, so I’z wayrin wurk klothes. I haz on a brite bloo skurt with gold patterns an sparkleys onnit that I bot on teh bordwalk at teh beech (hey, itz Friday; letz pertend we’z at teh beech, at leesh fashion-wyze). Anna browny/goldish silk shurt, an gold hoop eerrings. Aym drinkin a water an eeting a strawberry yogurt (is around 8 am heer).
Mornin, cheez-peeps!
Ohai frum mee
Ai am stil in mai shirt n slaks frum dis moarnin. Butz ai am abowt tu change intu mai jammies, wich r long sleeveed t-shurt tipe niteeee wit teddy-bares own itz. Sorree bowt dat. Ai keep trien tu find t-shurt tipe niteez witout teddy-bares n luv-harts, butz dey don make dem. Ai m soooo seksii im mii nite cloze! (But warm!!!!)
Drinkies — noo tanks, hadz nuf fur tunite. See u awl tumorro.
{{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai iz camed in mai broun wawking shoarts and mai fyooshah tee shurt wif teh sparklee seekwins. Ai brotted sum bloobery muffenz wif hunnee budder.
Ai iz at ur serbis
liberal arts kitteh……uses degree
LOL! Wut elss cud ai dew wif mai duhgree in English?
would you please take a job at the DMV??? pretty please?
oar ani ub da techi supportz peepz I dealz wif…
momcat
No, dey’s layin off peepul at teh DMV heer in California.
House abowt human resouces ob teh USPS? Sum idjit jus cum op wif “right-sizing” tu discryb their rekwest wii “retyre urly”… Ays spect iz saem numbnutz hoo inventid “destinating”.
Right-sizing was bak in the 90’s. Naow mai last companee was into “restructuring,” ai fink. Destinating iz a noo wun fur me!
Aye speckt itz sposed tu bii teh opazit ob “originating” Simpul werdz nawt gud ennuf furr oppur-manglemint
An the sayme wuns hoo suggested wee shud do “moar wif less.” That mite werk fur a wile, but then ebreebuddee gets reelee tyred and we just do “less wif less!”
ah weelz himz doin bedda den meiz…. I still haz no joob…..
got ‘nother no fanks tada……
momcat
Awwww. . .{{{{{momcat}}}} Dont bee too diskourajed. Jobs ar reelee hard to find these days. It will happen, ai am shur.
Reelee hard. Ai nawt werkt in a fyoo yeers. Nawt want tew looz mai hoem!
hai! iz rezembulz dat reemark!!
no fanks, jus sum tater totz….
momcat
I haz a nugget
haz a nugget r madz a nugget?
momcat
ewwww…………..dat’s nastay
onli ifinz u eated pumkinz pie lik da goggie did awhilz ago…. dat wuz a dubl beeg ewww!
momcat
whi am I upz? iz 3 am in da beatuamus pacific rainforest….. been wrasslen stoopi billz frum stoopi peeps. Iz awl winded up I guez..
momcat
Hai momcat! Yoo ar up teh laytes ov awl, ai think – becuz ai am up urlee! But com to the “com az yoo ar” partee ai started up above
Are yoo still drisst?????
err…. sorta dresseded…….. Iz up late, wuz tryn ta untanglez mai immernet providerz bill (da wun I hab no invoice four) n mai phone provider seez I no exsits when i cawlz dem, but deh iz still billin meiz wrung. …. alzo doin admitional finaical aidz fur da gascat- deh fout himz wuz stil atz home, himz nawt…. needz moar muniez…
shud goez ta bed Mi-Mi kitteh nawt sos happi wif me, wantz warm lump ta sleepz wif. – Iz up partli acuse ub him…. ran outa milk, himz wuz clawin openz da fridgerator, had ta go biez da silli kitteh milk….
momcat
Yoo went aut in teh middul ov teh nite to buy kitteh milk???? Taht iz . . .moast wunnerful indeed!
An pleez send a bid schmoo an hug frum me to gascat.
awl do dat fur u… himz owt der lurkin dees dais….
Ifnz u see ambercat, tellz her fishykitteh says hi! fishykitteh finks iz beri net to ha an engmalish frein ( fishykitteh beri engmalish herselfz)-
Iz up at da wrung tym n keepz missen herz…
momcat
Ai Will see hur and ai WILL do that. Tell Ambercat, ai meen.
parts is parts
Ai luv dat commershul.
I double dog dare ya… what are ya? chicken?
I’m gonna take a guess here that you remember the T-shirt that had a chicken and a cat squared off, and makeing comments, comments of challenge at each other.
scaredy cat
nope…..meaner, and I don’t know how well it would be recieved here.
???? Ai is forign and ai is utterly lost nao. Can sumewun pweaze cum and find me? Pritty pweaze?
*luks an luks arownd*
Ohai, upfi! Ther yoo ar! *upfi wiggels feelers* Yoo is nawt lost at awl, sinc I haz fownd yoo! I duzzint get teh refrinz eether. We kin be klooliss together, K?
*gently reeches owt orinj paw an taps cyoot caterpillar on teh hed*
“if i eatz mah self, would it be cannibalism?”
wall- at least it wud beez kittehbalizm……
Iz gettin ding gongy… fink I shud mak Mi- happitail n goez n beez a heatn pad fur himz!
Himz nawt gona beez happi whenz spoose getz bak…. no moar beeg warm bed…
sees y’all ’bout noonish PNW tyme…
badz habitz, I gotted dem REAL fast!
momcat
kittehbalizm, i liek it
kthxbai gascat!! hope ur day goez well!!
fank u Hashim….
ifniz u luk at da bottum ub da poste, ull seez Iz momcat- but iz ok, gascat needa gud dai two. himz marchin in 100 degreez weather in bolda- n da practic frum 8 am ta 8 pm….
I fink Id faint….
nit nit!
hab phun wif ur dai…!
momcat
ok!
den i should say gud day to gascat and momcat!!
gramma sent dis for easter.
gonna kill gramma.
Wot? U R nawt eggs cited at ur prezzent? But wy knot?
is a hoomilliashun to kitteh, to dress as FUD!
“Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.”
Ralphie yoo a bunneh !! next year is teh shickin PJs
chikee kitteh haz a horror…hims haz becum wut him noms most.
kitteh is not amused… they say dressin a kitteh may leed to death by kitteh
i do bleev de fo tog raff her is in mor danjur den himz reelyze.
Welkum 2 Mr Clucks!
No, Hugo nawt heer. Ai hazznt seen him sinse he tuuk taht playne 2 Awstrayleuh.
Nobudee gettin mai ref?
Lost?
(Disclaimer: I “cheated”. Google is your friend…)
Yup, dat’s rite.
Maus, ai nebber fawt u wud cheet. EM, yes, but nawt u!
Am ai teh onlee wun heer hoo watchiz Lost? Iz gud show.
Nope, dint get it. But dunt watch “Lost” nor mush of ennyfing on teevee. But @@@@@ for rhsb and Maus!
i’ll have jumbo pack wif extra CHEEZ!!1!
and maek dat double!!1! and sum spicy pweaze
Y am ai remyndeded ov teh eppysoad ov Buffyeh teh Vamyre Slayer wehre shee werkded in teh Dubble Meet Palace?
maybee teh kitteh has teh same luk of shame and embarrassmint at hazzing to resort to work in stoopy animule costoom?
‘moaning, effry1.
o, dis pore kitteh!
Mornin, Owl! Whut yoo an yor kitteh be wayrin today? Sum uv teh peeps is havin a coem-as-yoo-ar partay abuv. An Miss JCH4K is doin teh chikkin dantz!
*dantzes past doin teh chikkin dantz*
AAi jus woek up, sew, uh…uh…yoo mite sai ai’m a MANNNB.
AAI S/B AI…PLEH!
:::::::::::gibz gremlin secret decoder ring to hlep her figger owt teh meening uv MANNNB:::::::
ackshully, SANNNB
*skritches hed* Hmm, no gits it! Thatz ok tho!
*keeps dantzin teh chikken dantz*
Sleepy An’ Neerly Nekkid Burd…SANNB
:::::::dantzez wif teh gremlin:::::::
Neerly nekkid! *luks a liddel shokked, then nods hed* Ah, I bet yoo haz bin hangin owt with Ly an pikkin up her habbits. An owl doin teh chikkin dantz, nao ther’s sumthin yoo don’t see every day!
morning owl!!!
glad ur bak!!!
glad 2 b bak, an’ fanks, Hashim…an’ gud ebening. hao wuz yore dai?
it waz gud, fank u!
a bit hawt… no well…sumwhat hawt…o wait… it waz BERY HAWT!!1!
no wind… ebery fin iz still…quiet…it’s so weird
kwiet wehere? In Pakistan? In ICHC?
Pakistan… da weatherz bin bery harsh… i meant no wind ober here so all waz quiet outside!
okai
harsh hao? sandy storms?
no, too hawt and…hmmm…. no wind… where i live, there is no sand dier, no deserts fur me
no desserts…sumhao, ai gnu ai wuz rong…just after ai posteded it…oopsies.
no wurriez!! mistaeks happen!! i fink dier are deserts here… i fink 4 of dem and da most prominent of dem iz da Thar desert!
Curly pleez an a shaek!
*curls feelers*
*black skurt mauve tawp, dans dans dans*
*Upfi shaeks her thang*
WOO-HOO!
well, ginny did ask for it.
Did anyone else look at this and think AstroChicken from the old Space Quest games??
Extra catnip
Leafylettuce
special orderz doan upsetuss
awl wii ask iz tahtyu lettuce
‘nip yu todai!
Whar is Kittoon’z Chikkun Shak? Ai wantz tugoe!
Ah likez himz chickee hattie, wear ah kan getz one? ah not luk qwite sew sexay innit i tink tho.
dat wuz fuhnay. i laffed. wanna here meh laff?
MAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sneeky kitteh tryd to sneek a moniez from teh chikins wif disubiliddies awfis.
I wan Hurley speshul – 108 friez!
(4+8+15+16+23+42=108)
funy stuf.
no. but ai wuld liek som pie!!!
3.14159 ef yoo say teh hoal # yoo’ll b heir for a long time.
divied it bie R sqerd yoo get a straet lien. 3.14159
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kill da homins,KILL THEM NOW
KILL DA STOOPID HOOMINS,KILL DEM NOW