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Runawai wif a kwikness!
Whoooo Hooooo!! A SEVEN wai TY / makrame! An espeshull re cog nishun fur nightshaydes spektacular top spot!
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Wud yoo awl laik to go to teh Ty Boo Teek??? Ai still dont hav tek kitteh whether vain taht twirls awn wun foot, an ai wud laik to hav another luk at teh Nawtee Barn Sno Globes. Phillipe sed tehy were “vereee interesting” when yoo shake them.
Yes, plz — letz hed to teh Tybooteek! Ai wantz a soopur-sawftee kitteh stuffee to go wif mah brandnoo Winnee teh Pooh stuffee.
*links arms wif nightshayde an tehy toddle off to teh TY boo Teek*
Mary O? An teh rest ov yoo???? Ar yoo coming too???
Iz hear! Stoopy WP iz eetin mai werds adn puttin tehm at teh bottum insted ov ware therye sposed tew go. Iz gonna git kitteh-mobiles inna menny colurs:
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Amber
Bloo
Cormflower bloo
Deep bloo (kin u tell ai liek bloo?)
E…
Emerild
Fyoosha
Green
Heliotroep
Indigow
J..
Jade green
Kaleidoscope (that’s awl colorz)
Lemon yellow
Marshmallow white
N…
Jungly green
Kawpurrr
Laim green
Mawoon
Navee blu (ai lufs blu, 2)
Orinj
P…
Purpelol
Quincelol
Rain blu (ai lufs blu tu!)
S…
Purly wite
Qweenly pink
Royul bloo
S…
Sage Green
Terkoiz
Umber, Burnt
Vilolet
W…
Purplol
Quince
Redd
Skarlit
T…
Pearlized bloo
Quartzite pink
Rust
Sunflower yellow
Tea rose pink
Uber blue
V…
Vilolet
Wite
Xtra bloo
Yello
Zebra striped
*clappy clappy clappy wif floofy paws*
anuvver list kompletud!
cErulEan
deep blue
eastrn sky @ sunrise bloo
f…
*sigh again* eastern sky @ sunrise bloo! Mai verree favoriet, ai think!
Ai wantz tew git a pritty blu kitteh-mobile. Teh kind taht hangz frum teh window. I can has?
Oh yes! Gibbocat haz stoked them in just about ene color yoo cud want.
*Clapping floofy paws togedder!! Happy happy joy joy!!!*
ai has a wibbles. (poutyface with quivering lower lip)
Ai neber gonna be nawt secund, bu ai wants a mobile uv kitteh happienezz tu!
{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}
ai wuz told dat u kan go tu teh tybooteek eneytiem -eben if ur nawt nawt secund. Ai bin der an nobunny eber stawped me! aifinkso u shud go get ur kitteh mobeel an hab a happee!
Yay! *Clapity Clapity*
Ai gose wif da fas nawt secunds and dey nawt maek fun uv meh!
Ai gots sum monies tu!
U don eben need teh munnies in teh tybooteek!! isn dat teh mos wundermus fing??? Go getz ursef nies stuff!
u don eben need munnies in teh tybooteek! Go getz ursef niez stuff! Ai can come wif u – ai will get teh kitteh eeringz.
Ai tink nightshayde shud get dis wun…
http://www.target.com/Hello-Kitty-Princess-Musical-Mobile/dp/B0002DSV3I/sr=1-1/qid=1219448569/ref=sr_1_1/601-7555060-0351304?ie=UTF8&index=target&rh=k%3Ahello%20kitty%20mobile&page=1
**gasping in anticipation**
Duz such uh byootmus fing realllee eggist IRL? Pls,pls,pls
**clappy clappy floofffee pawwzzeezz**
Ai byed mai sunn a kitteh mobile sum tiem ago – it wuz maed uv metal tho, nawt prittee cullerz.
Yis, ai em cuming tu getz a wundrus jaid tarara fur dres up ebent cuming sune.
Dat will mach ur shoez! Ai avoidz duh fansy ebents..done hab noe klose to ware and nebber feelz cumfurtable inna ruum fulla stranjers. But ai hopez u has teh happitayle tiem!
Dis ebent wil be heer , ai finkso nekst weke. Ai haop yu wil awl be heer. If ebreefing wurkz fink maibe abowt fursdai in 9 oar 12 oklok pikshur. wil be moar abowt it az we goze alawng. nd memebembur cloze heer iz awlwaiz cumfee eben wen fnacy.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Congratshumalashuns awn bein top uv teh macrame. Wat wud u liek fur sillybrayshuns?
Margaritas, aifinkso. Aiz awlreddee eeting pawpkorn — ai fink margaritas wud goe gud wif dat.
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Den mebbe fur dansin, we kin shaek owr booteez!
Yiss, in teh absins uv taylez, dats teh best we kin do!
Wii kin be Manx?
*fyooneral kloze dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai wuz jus abowt to ask if ennywun had seed yew, Ly. Aiz sry to heer dat yew had to go to a fyooneral.
*kazyooal Friedegg dansdansdans*
*NS shaekz her booty*
Fanks, NS!
*fyooneral kloze dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
It were nawt a hyooj sad fer me. It were mai hubbeh’s granmomster, sew it were a sad fer him an himz parintz, but Ai ownlee meeted her wunse. Teh skeery part fer me were meetin mai hubbeh’s kidlets fer teh nawt sekkund tiem. Eeeek!!!
*fyooneral kloze dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
*shock*
Hubbeh were maryd befoar to sumwun less secksee, an tehy had kittens.
wuz dey orinj?
Wun ob tehm is.
*fyooneral kloze dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
yu haz funeral klose? uhohes.
*offerz teh tea (frum last thred) adn sympateez*
Adn naic rosis 4 teh pritteez adn teh cumfurtz. Adn teh hugzes.
*pajama dansdansdans*
*Ophelia shakes her thang*
Fanks, Opheliacat!
*fyooneral kloze dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Fanks, Sweetpea!
*fyooneral kloze dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ai hoapz deyz cumfee fyooneral kloze.
*kazyooal Friedegg dansdansdans*
*NS shaekz her booty*
Ackshually, tehy am berri komfee.
*fyooneral kloze dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
{{{{{{{{ Ly }}}}}}}} Ai’m sorry foar yoar loss. I haz a sad foar yew.
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Fanks, Oobark. Liek Ai sed to NS, it were nawt sew mutsh mai loss.
gud luk wid kidlets
Fanks, amandakat! Ai has a skared.
Ew be fin, ew almos a kidlet urownsef! Ew jus be ew, dey lufs ew in noes tiem, ai prowmis!
Ai hopes sew.
nomnom! Dis gud idae! Ai gits sum pawpykornz tu!
Ai puts da shreedycheez on tu maeks et yummeirers!
Ooooh – dat sowndz gud! Wen ai wantz a liddul sumfin sweet, ai putz sooper-fien shoogar on mah buddurd pawpcorn. Itz soooo yummee!!!! Pluz, mah liddul gurl duz NAWT liek sweetz, so she woan eet mah pawpcorn iffit haz shoogar onnit.
Ooooooh! Pawpkorm!!!!! Ai lubs teh pawpkorm. Gonna maek sum rite nau. Fanks fur teh gud idee!!!
Wii interrupt tihs LOL tew repawrt taht Goosey haz fallin viktim tew teh Butt Wiggle ov Doom. Elton teh kitteh leeped ober sebben feetz frum teh cawfee tabel tew Goosey’s hed adn useded her left eye az a launchin pad fur teh next jump. Nao Goosey haz a blak eye w/scratchez onnit. Duz teh CCC hav enney suppliez fur taht? Mayhap needz tew see Dr. Tinycat fur tihs wun.
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Nau bak tew ur regu…reggul…teh rest ov teh thred…
owie, ya gots to lookout fer dem low flyin kittehs.
giv goosey ourr regar… ree… gud thots.
Iffn ur eye iz inbolbed, it wud sertinlee nead 2 be lukked at bai Dr Tinycat. Meenwile a cawld compriss mite halp.
is te skratchez on te eyebaw 8_O or da lid :-I
Iz bof. Eyebraw down tew teh cheek. Ai has teh icee awn it rite nau. Mai eye iz teh red butt ai kin sees otay. Ai’ll gib it 30 minnitz oar sew adn tehn desied iffn ai shud go see mai Dr. Tinycat. Heez rite across teh street. Iz gud.
ok, keep us posted
Noes wansa pway rond wif da eye. Ai hopse iz okay!
ohohes. i finkso you shud see yr Dr Tinycat sooner ratter dan layter; i finkso, yes.
Itz bin a haff howr adn mai eye iz okee. Iz blakc adn bloo w/red scratchez butt iz nawt swollin up no mores. Ai haz a BIG heddache tho. DO NOT WANT! Ai can has sum symp…simpa…feelingz sawrry fur meh?
*whimper, whimper, single tear from gud eye*
{{{{{{ohahtahgoosiam}}}}}} u becha! du u fink teh heddake is frum teh kitteh injery?
Plz to go to Dr Tinycat. Yew doan wantit to get bad ober teh weekend!!! Yew haz sympathee (ai had a kitteh run up mah faec once – scratches missed my eyeball by about 1/4 inch if that), but yew awlsew haz mah worried.
yah, wot ^ nightshayde/ohaikitty sed.
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*Wraps en da fluffy sick-kitteh bwankie*
*Gibs da chocolit wamr and fick*
{{{{{[goosey}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
OOh, Goose, pls let teh reel doctr luk at it. Ai M teh skeered ub teh aei owchiis. Wuns had stupee prystag onna shurt cawt betwin glassesses adn aei win tryin on teh shurt. Skratchdid mai aeibawl! Hurtid lahk aitch-ee-dubblehawkeestix. Dr. fatcat sed wuz danjerus.
Yuss, yu bettur runawai wif a kwiknuss ‘kawz taht waz mii, tryin tu catch such a Qte kittoon an taik him hoam tu snorgle furevur!!!
btw, how com so menii peepz haz Qte cat ikonz an ai haz tihs disgustin ting?
Ai haz a skared
ROFL!! GMTA annipuss!
GMTA GMTA!!!!1!
I has a skeered.
GMTA!
eeeeeek!let go!
an ai think it wuz a ghost!!
An ai finks it maet’ve b-n a SHARK :O (Or mebbe eben a SNAEK o_O )
There reelee ar ghosts in teh Nawtee Barn, ai think. Ai wunz toal SJ (Martoonie) about them an she sayed she wud nawt go there again – nawt eben fur teh YNG an teh freshlee irined cloethes! ‘)
Awww – aiz shoor dat enny ghosts in teh Nawtee Barn wud be uv teh frendlee (iffabit nawtee) varietee.
Tee hee.
Ai laiks deez gosts!
kan sumbunny splain tu me abawt YNG’s irinin? ize stil kinda nu tu sum ov teh fings in cheezland.
Ai wud, but aiz nawt kwite shoor hao oar wen it started. Mah basik thot iz dat pplz doan wanna do their own irinin… and hazzin a YungNekkidGuy do teh irinin wud be boaf effektiv & entertaynin.
Fanks, NS! ai gave up awn irinin adn desided dat rinklez is a fashun statemunt, but if a YNG showed up at teh door to bolunteer ai kan see dat wud be a gud option!
ai’m nawt shur if ai stil has “iron” oar maibe iz wut yu spozed tu hab in yur blud? But ai awlwaiz wuree abowt da yng getz burnz.
Ai duzzint irin eever. Ai moastlee wares polo shirts & slax or capreez to werk. Ai donut caer if mah pants is rinkild — mah shirt hidez sum, and den wen aiz sittin down, noebuddee kin see mah pants ennywayz.
*Duz spookii voys* Scrug! Ai iz teh gost uv Chrixtmus pastid. B gud 2 Tinee Tym! *Watchiz Monkloleez run frum teh haos* Wayt! Com bak!
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(Ai finks ai needz 2 taek vacashun frum dis vacashun. :p )
run for my nine lives!
…a tale fool o sound & fury signifying nuttin
…kittee bin reedin tew muches Faulkner.
Teh skottish plai, Ai fink
yup. Streem 0 Conchunees Faulknerz
stoledit frum M******“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.”
dang. i minted to LOLify if befoar poasting. *sigh*
*sigh* an MAI commint down below – ai put it rite at teh top – *sniff* an teh it wudn’t poast at awl – an then ai had to switch frum Firefox to Safari – an nao . . . it’z in a toaddalee rong plaice.
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Wai ar pewters so meen????
*sigh* an MAI commint down below – ai put it rite at teh top – *sniff* an teh it wudn’t poast at awl – an then ai had to switch frum Firefox to Safari – an nao . . . it’z in a toaddalee rong plaice.
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Wai ar pewters so meen????
. an this will doutless dubble poast as soon az ai doo it again! WP iz meen, too!
I ar wif yew JCH5K. Mai commint endid up noware neer ware it wuz posed tu be.
We can awnlee sit heer together an hold hans an slolee an sadlee haek ar heds, ala Teho!
“haek” = “shaek,” ov corse!
Itz oh kay, sweetpea. Itz moar poy-nyint wiffowt teh lolspeak.
Ai “did” dat at skool b4 teh teecher kikked me owt uv teh class `coz Ai sed Shaekspeer rote himz plaiz 2 be injoid, nawt anilyzed.
Ai hated anilyzin poetree wen ai wuz in skool. Teh teechur wud ask y we thot teh author yoozed a certain werd — mah anser wuz usually “becuz it rimed.”
Teechurz doan liek wen kidlets yoozes lawjik, apparentlee.
I’se probly rong but he mighta wrote them plays fer the money? Ifinkso.
Yiss, Ai sed dat too – shee wuz nawt happi wiv me
Well, yes – but the moar entertaynin teh show, teh moar ppl go to see it – and teh moar munniez teh play maekz, yes?
Ai nebbur gawt kikked owt ub clas fur dat. maibe ai wuz nawt brabe enuf tu sai but reding wuz nebbur fun wen hab tu analize. mush laiter ai taik clas awn asurtibnes. Stil a wus!
Ai nivr maind anilaizin Shaekspeer cuz ai lufs himz plais sewwwww muchz! Ai jus lubs dem adn duzn maind az muchz. Ai finks iz 4 injoi 2, doe.
any takers on LOLifizashun?
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my laem attempt:
To nom all tomorro ’tis normal
i Eets in dis pretty place frum dae to dae…
oh, janet, givz it a whirrll! i wud bet yrs wud bee betta dan myna!
Well, it iz still reelee nice! GUD speech!
“Nawt tudae adn nawt yesturdae adn nawt teh dae befur
slynkz araun in babbeh stepz alla tiem
until teh poynt whar nobunny kan rummembur whut happund,
adn awl dem passedest daes jus led teh stoopidz
tu der poyntless endz. Puff, puff, bloe aut teh birfdae kandel!
Libin is jus waukin in teh dark, liek sum lowsy aktor
whu finks he’s awl dat adn maeks us go “pleh” wen we see his moobie
adn den eberybuddy sez “whut ebber happund to….”. Its a storee
u hier frum ur ex or ur bawz ur dat stoopy naybur, full ob noyse adn passuv-aggressuv stufz
but don let it get u dawn cuz it don meen a fing.”
*thundrus applawz frum teh floofee pawz*
Dat wuz wunnermus, vgersmom!!!
@@@@@ x elebenty gazillion!
ai allwais wanned tu rite but ai don hab dat gipft.
if u not has gipft, wut izzit? dat wuz amazin! eben sownds gud wen u shout it out lowd (sry, naybrs).
post dis on University site on LolSpeak Wiki!
*moar thundrus applawz*
*teh Big Minion applawzez too*
*teh Little Minion is hidin*
FTW!!!!elebenty @@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!11
o, man. i jest re reddit adn nao i is giglolololing awwwwwl over agin!!
nao – yoo see!? THAT iz brillyunt!
It iz indeed a gift – an wun ai do nawt have. Ai think mai gift iz to be abul to admire – hole hartedlee – hao verree funnee an clever teh peeple heer ar.
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An clap mai paws – mai floofee floofee paws – (LOL! Nayme that song!!) wif grate enthusiasm!
mai humpz, mai humpz, mai lobully ladie humpz, aifinkso.
Bedder Fawlkner dan losta uvver bad ritings owt dere.
Itz ok, kitteh – it was just me. Ai woan hert yew – ai prawmiss.
an i liked it…
tuching the tayle don’t kawse a surpryze face lyke taht, tuching UNDER the tayle causes a face lyke taht.
Aidunno — ai wud prolly maek a faec if mah tayle wuz tuched unexpektedlee.
::::::::::::::tuches NS’s tayle & flizes awai::::::::
*mayks a faec JUST liek teh wun teh kitteh iz maykin*
*panik*
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*frows a sawftee stuffee at oobark*
Ohai OOBARK. U beddur keep ur wingtipz tu ursef ur soem kitteh wil skrach ur face disc liek goosey’s kitteh skrached hur! an nobunny wantz dat! Did u get Zeus sum kitteh sleepin pillz?
kitteh sleepin pillz??? dey maek tohse???
unforshunatelee ai donfinkso….mebbee u gotta maek him play a hole lot befur u goes tu sleep so he getz tyred aut tu.
mebbe
ai is lukkie…awl seben uv mai kittehs noe dat elebenty clok is tiem to sleep. Fiev ov dem sleep in aur ruum an dey noe wen itz sleepietiem adn dey goe intu teh bedruum awl by demselfs. Ai wunders hao deh lurned tu tell tiem!
Kittehz is teh smart. Aiz shoor Dusty noez hao to speek purrfekt English – she jus duzzint wanna let on, aifinkso.
wut nightshade sed
Zeus yewshully coems ober to teh desk tew memind mi it’s sleepytiem…for meh.
So ai wunderz if any cheezfriens go to Maryland RenFest openning week? (Dat is dis week)
Ai buys firs rond of ales!
Iz 2 far fur me – eben fur gettin ale byed fur me. Ai doan’t fink Ai can swim frum TTI!
Ai cud byes ew lossa ales den put ew on rubber raff fur to go hoem!?!
Mai taile! It r bin TUCHED!
Ai nawt tuched ur taile! It wab da over kitteh ober der. *points, trying to look sweet and innocent*
Hoo… Wur it *Ly*?????
Ly, if yew iz heer an’ needz sum cheerin’ upfi, ai haz sumfing jus foar yew.
OT… go to CNET.com and search ‘Cheezburgers’
for “history of ICHC” “”"BOOK COMING IN OCTOBER”"”
OSSUM! Tanks, krelmn!
Ai tink ai reeded dat in wikipedia a fyoo weeks ugo wen ai lukked up ICHC.
I cannotz sees the piktoors. No kin unnerstands. =(
Halp
Somwon call de poleese
Mah tale be stolend!
Yer tayle haz bin taylenapped? Dat kint be gud…
Ah wud like to fill owt a missin tale rapoort…
*Handz D.R. a form*
Pleez 2 filling dis owt in trip le cat.
Thank u. The goggeh alwayz chase hims tale, an mebbe he caughted mines by misteak…
Ah go byes mah nue kittehs sum toys and treats an nue lidder box.
Happy Caturday eberyboty!
an tu yu! CATURDAE!!!!!!
OMG nevr thot i wuld git 1 on teh first page! YAY!!
Hugs fer u
yay!! whmeow!!! I duz a happee danz 4 u.
*dans, dans, dans*
wutz yuor dogz nm he lookz cuteee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
luvyaz:p
P.S. i am askingz D.R. dis question!!
Woot! wtg whmeow, concatulashions!!! Fame & glories bee urz!
Swimz kitteh swimz! Dat be Jawz dat touchin ur tale, gonna nom it ifinkso!!
MAM!! hez touchin meh!!!
At teh Baron Von Nom nom nom institoot of kitteh nootrishun n atempting to figyur owt wai dey do tings (the naem iz as big az teh institoot), Dis phoddo wuz taykin of kitteh juss befoar him went frum zero to uh hundrid n fiftee mph foar no erthlee reezin.
(Comments wont nest beeloh dis levul cuz ebree tyme dey do teh kittehs pownz on dem)
tehes i luv dis pic it be funy lol will yuoz be mize friend??
luvyaz:p
this is the MOST gorgeous cat i’ve seen on here so far! I couldn’t stop laughing!!
i see preshus
That cat looks like one of the Olsen twins.
Lolz da kitteh waz depressedeh
zomg!!! wat iz et. et juzt ae miac.
por kitteh. ai fealz badz fo yoo.
Invisible buttsmex!