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blargh, aim ded
compewterz: cant liv wif dem, kant liv wifout dem.
But U kin hittem wif uh hammur…
and thro it owt teh windo…
adn run down teh stares, owt deh doar, in2 deh strete, adn jump, jump, jump an jump soem moar awn deh ‘pooter til theirs nuffin leff butt deh liddul tiny bitz and picies. *collapses in heap*
OAR u can taek tehm owt 2 a feeld, beet um wif baseball batz and kik dem until dey asplode, ala Offis Spayse.
OAR go upta bery hi bilding adn drawps ‘pooter til it asplodes.
Ai freatened 2 do taht wunse!
Dis man haz ‘puter problems, 2! Himz funnee! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-ajI0yZvc
Ohai rhsb, Ai leftid yew a link tew teh suplimint fur yer belleh, butts heer tis agin… iffin weirdpriss eduznt eet it http://www.aloeelite.com
OAR u culd ad soem thermite liek theis hyoomins did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62WRdfyzXXc
Do want! (teh thermite)
oh noes. sowries fikshunkitteh adn rhsb
ai dinna ment to nest dis commit hear, but up der a liddul bit. :blush:
not be gud to taek thermite 4 belleh
no wurees heer, ai’m sher rhsb has figgerin owt.
teh windo, teh window, teh sekond storie windo…
u hit it wif a hammer den u FROW it awt teh windo!!
FTW!!!!1!!! mai dadcat’s favrit camp song!
all us kiddehs (5) sings dis song wen we drivez!
Exceps nawt abot a hammer…we needs to add vers…
Ctrl Alt Del Ctrl Alt Del Ctrl Alt Del…..
klarifimikashun. not all ded. jest moztlee ded.
“But he DIDN’T say ‘true love’ — he said ‘du blave’ which means ‘blue screen’…”
(apologies to Princess Bride)
FTW!
*guffaw*
*snorfle!*
LIAR>….. LLLIiiiAaaaaar…..
He said True Love, Max… he said True Love!!!!!!!!!!!1
“U meen, ifn I mayk da pooter beddurer (puttin Linux onnit), Mykroesnot sufferz? Dat IZ uh noabull kawz!”
Humilly-aysians galor!
oh noes! mai turm payper!
oh noez mai lesson planz! – had dis happen two whenz mai immernet wented poof!
momcat
iz teh law uv panick week- iffn yu NEEDS it, itz borked.
Awl mai pooterz n da fantsee musheenz at werkz can haz warnin laybull onnem dat sez:
“WARNING: This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.
…
A special circuit in this machine called a ‘critical detector’ senses the operator’s emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use the machine. The ‘critical detector’ then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with violence only aggravates the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it to also malfunction. They belong to the same union. Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work.”
Mai pooter d-sided it nawt laik mii, sew it kyp mii frum watchin mai frend in a plai awn Gaia Online (gork
). It hatz mii. 
Ai mizded mai frendz purr-fermince.
Noe, Basement Cat *CAUZIZ* bloo skrean uv deth
noes, basement cats causez *SPLORT*
I r ded.
O noez! Leeza-b gotted da *splort* frum da Basement Cat!!
Kwik! Cawl da CCC!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
**skreechiz up nekst 2 leeza-b**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat maykz em awl smoov agin**
**dukkeetayp 2 hoald hed 2gevvur**
**fitz bavvin kap obber leeza-b’z hed**
**snapz CHRG(w/doi) awn tawp uv bavvin kap**
**rapz leeza-b n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul kumpyooterz onnit**
Dere naow leeza-b — U jess tayk un nys lawng rest n wun uv da comfee chayrz n da Splort Lownj
Has sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif sordid kreemee fillinz, n sip awn dis steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp
U b beddurer n noe tym atoll!
fanks Aahz… those blak kittehs gets me every time!
*sighs*
*sips hawt chokklit, gets whippy creem mustash*
I feels bedder now… gud thing, cause I haz to go!
*wayves*
Has a gud weekend y’all!
Hasta la veesta, leeza!
Ai nawt gittin it. Mai pooter iz naic adn noe lisin 2 BC. Eever dat oar ai iz lukii. Ai bet lukii.
…
Ai wish ai nawt gib in 2 temtins uv BC.
I had nuffing to do wid it
oh mai! ai can haz mai nawt-sekkund trip to teh tye bootik?
wiv aahz an 2_k an sweetpea?
*jumps up and down, clapping floofy paws*
O yeh! We bin sew bizzee bashin pooterz we fur-gottid bowt da 4-wai brayd!! I cood yooz uh itteh bitteh bobble-hed kitteh. I bin finkin bowt dat sintz lastest nyt win mai dotter wontid me 2 reed “SkippyJonJones In The Dog-House” 4 herz bedtym stoaree…
o fanks tessm
grabs tessm’s floofy pawz
I wants some icecream and kitteh scarfs
ai haz iyse creem down below! but ai wud lyke a scarf 2! let’s go!
thelma! Wut u doing in a lolpic????
(Dis luks just like my kitteh!)
Mai fren haz a kitteh dat luks lyk dis, 2.
Hiz naem iz Chickie, but iz usulee called Chicken.
ohai leeza-b! u haz kitteh wut luks just lyke tihs but yoo still splorted?
.
ai guess we iz nevver immu… imoo… we nevver getz used 2 it!
quic! da goggie did itz! go findz him!
momcat
conn troll! awlt! deleeet!
Troll? Jess deleeet da troll…
*Leetz teh troll adn pooter wurks agin* Hay! It wirkd!! Fank u, Aahz!
“Lt. Troll, U hav da conn…”
oh noes! sumone kawl teh geek skwad! dis kitteh needz linux…FAST!
yup- himz wuz usin vista…. yup dat beez da problem, I fink zoz!
momcat
BEEG prowblm!
reeders digest has sumfing to say:
http://www.rd.com/advice-and-know-how/13-things-your-computer-person-wont-tell-you/article95455.html
Dont beleev #9. Ai wuz off-lien fur almost a day Sunday/Monday this week. Ai chekt evreefing ai cud on mai end befoar ai cald AT&T (mai isp). Dey still wantid tew blaym it awn sumfing wif me. Latur in teh day, ai getz ottomated call tellin me dey founded problem wif my lien and dey’s workin on it. Dat wuz siks owwer after ai cald den befoar dey admittid dey haded a problem and wuz nawt mii. Dey shud knoes ai nawt call unless ai iz desperate and knoes its dem hoo iz cauzin mai problem.
Uff da, ai hayte Vista!
Vista haz a big hooj ‘noyin. (imajin a lil grrr faec heer.)
Geek skwad sez ur keebored iz fulla short blak hairz.
Nao, hao did DAT happin?
dis nawt hav nefing tew due wif dis pikshur, but heer’s mai boi feeding teh jiraffe at teh zoo…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSjzOH3tIEg
I swares I did not do teh memoree dump.
…teh littir box dump, maybee.
U killed mai puter?!?!?!
**luuk ov horror goez akross fayse**
Dat meens NO MOAR ICHC!!!!!!
**runz skreemin, latur fownd curled up inna fetul posishun, cryin softlee**
kitteh iz jelouz uv lolcats — wantz u 2 plai wiv him, nawt ICHC!
.
ai can haz tummie rubz?
Kitteh, teh a-rijinal laptawp.
ai haz mai basemunt kitteh tehre rite naow!
why dont teh noo vershuns kum wif a massager?
Heez ded, Jim.
ani guessez awn whutz kinda ‘puter dis iz? haz odd keybord n an ant ten I?
momcat
Hasboro? Ronko? Mattel?
Acme?
Dell?
LOLZ!
ai dunno bout kompyooter, but ai seez fancee playtes neks too it whut cud bee foar CAKE…!! nom nom nom nom nom
Yesh, an a bole foar EIE-SKREEM!
Ai fink wii need a TCCIF partee!
yay!
AAAHHHHHHH! Ahz screamin for eie-skreem!
OK, ai iz nawt much uv a baker IRL, but tihs bee cheezland!
*brings in giant angel fud caek*
*anna big bowl uv strawberries*
*anna tub uv neapollitun iyse creem*
help yurselvs, cheezfrens! ai will eet myne on the way out teh door… yoo can haz a gud weekend!
We neadz moar dan jess dat — we neadz:
Applol pi
Blakberreez (4 I-skreem)
Carmul toppin (awlsew 4 I-skreem)
Dip, Fronsch unyun
Endless choklitt
Fudge caek
Giant french fries wiff cheez
Halapeno sammich
I…
I-skreem, awl flayvurz (uv cors)
Joosee frootz liek peechiz
Kiwiz!!
Limmin ays-boks pi
Mango juice(fresh, ob course!)
Noms and sum more noms!
Olives and chicken peetsa
Peetsa chikin tikka flavur or any obber flavr
Q…
Qeesh
Rumplberreez
Singapoor Sling
T…
Quesadilas, nize & cheezy
Rasberries, nize & joosy
Strawberri eye scream
T….
oops, fikshunkitteh beatz me two itz =0
boff of u were gr8!!
**applause and clappity clappity wiff floofy paws!**
Yoo wanna tayk teh “T” Hashim?
hmmm…ok!
Tacos!!
u could do da rest if u want
Udder kyna berrees
Volcano deezert (sinful warm choklit)
Wadermeluns
X…
Xtra hawt fuj 4 da I-skreem
Yummee uvver nomz
Zeebruh-stryp cukkeez
Oh boyz!! Caek n eye scream! hapee danse hapee danse hapee danse!
fanks tessm!!! such gud noms!! i lub strawberrys!!
*nomnomnomnom….*
TCCITDBC!!1!
tuk me a minnit but ai gitz it!
Tuk me mush lawnger, but finely…
Thank Ceeling Cat Its The Day Before Caturdai!!
Mai uber fast brayn, lemee sho yoo it!!
tank ceeling cat someonez splainz dat, ah fell stoopy cauz ah nawt figger it outz but embarrazzed to azkin, hee hee
Ai’s kyna barassed tew admints it, butts fot mebbeh sumbunnee nawt no…
C U L8r, must go nao
*wayving floofie paw*
lukz like teh twin to myn, wich iz a dell. mine no can haz byutiful kitteh aksessry, tho.
Kitteh iz just “hampering.” Wunss again.
reminds meh of da basilisk… spooky…
D-did i hear sumfin??
Doan luk behindz u Hashim!!
**closes eyes**
**smells sumfin horrific**
hey, basilisk dude, u know, u could use sum breathe mint cauz ur breath STINKS!!
**too much intake of stinky breathe**
**THUD!!1!**
h..a..l..p…
Poor kitteh! Anee onez tri hittin “refresh” buttonz for himz? Soda comercialz uzed to sayz “de paws dat refreshez”, ah gits him a sody, mebbe dat will helpz.
**heddesk**
*fayspaw*
didn’t pepsi useta say, “come alive”?
ifinkso, de nawt pepsi one uzed to sayz de paws dat refreshez, menne, menne yearz ago, on a abertizementz far far awayz……
ai fink it wuz “com alyve wif teh pepsi jenarayshun.” dat wuz teh wun dat if yoo translayt it intew chinese an bak, yoo gitz “pepsi brings bak ur ded ansesters.”
Ima peppur, yera peppur, shesa peppur…
wooden joo lyk tew bee a peppur 2?
Ooooh, eerwerm!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI
Ah betz dat sellz dem lots of sody- pepsi + zombies, grate abertizing! meks me bye menne sixpax
Juss wochin sho awn tb bowt beer ………….mmmm……… beer
5 N greedy ants – wadur, hops, yeest, malt adn abertizing!!
In Pakistan its silly, if u translate it into English, its “Would you Pepsify it?”
stealin my caps
not gud
btu teh skreen wuz bloo wen ai sat awn it!
“i seez ur problem, your Windows haz expired because basement cat is in ur laptop”
What did he do
To be so black and bloo?
Mai grandpeepz haz frend hoo iz moosishun adn hii plai adn sing dat sawn. Iz naic.
…
bai teh wai, *snorfle*
Catlike crashing detected…
mmm, must be vista…
BSOD killeded Basement Cat???
WAT?? basement cat?? ded??
d-dat ain’t p-possible
Himz jus restin himz eyez.
ya…dats awl!!
otai
i saw da pics of ur Zeus kitteh! hez so kyoot!! luks innocent to meh!!!
Hims bery kyoot! Awl kittehs no dis talunt. Muss luks inno cent b4 been doptid bai hoomins
yah!! musta been dat way…
mah Simba kittehs mom had literally forced us to keep da kittehs cauz she waz gone, i fink fur shopping, for mosta da tiem!!1!
your kitteh iz bery kyoot too!!
Fanks! Yur kittehs bery hansum adn pritty. Hao menny dew yoo hab? Yoo still hab awl bebbehs?
i hab 3 oldies… no bebbehs
ANOM tew taht!
Fanks to yoo, Hashim, an’ ennywun else hoo had kined werdz tew sai abaot Zeus. His Gawdliness quite agrees and is apres…appresh…him sez ‘fang queue,’ too.
Ai knead anuvver catnap…bbl
kyoot, mebbe; innocent??? LOL!
its always da saem wiff kittehs, trust meh!
dez kittehs is becomin ver tekniklee profishant and puter savvee, aifinkso. dis wun and de desktop kitteh from yesterda…such smart kittehs.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
yesh?
ohhh, i gives up
cannot find “any” key
LOL LOL LOL
heddesk
*splorfle!* *splorfle!* *splorfle!* *splorfle*
rillee? iz up there ware teh esc key wuz b4 ai replased it wif teh ANY key.
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/08/15/funny-dog-pictures-no-any-key/#comments
Tihs anerabuhl kittoon iz verii much alyve, butts duzzen want tew luk at “dogster”.
del c:\kitteh.*
Noe! Nawt del kitteh! haow bowt
copy c:\kitteh.* a:\myhowse\icat not compeh…compateh…compatehab…wurkin rite.
Bloo skreen kitteh pleyz ded sew he nawt haf tu x-plyn hao he kawzd bloo skreen.
Sinz da puter nawt werkin, U kan plaiz wit kitteh!
i’d be happitaayl too!!!
Ohai, Hashim. Basement cat neids 2B occupeyed so nawt 2 due aneefing ebil.
Ur jaub, shuld U deesied 2 axcep it, iz 2 keeep B.C. busee, aifinkso.
Ohai, Hashim. Wee neds 2 kep Basement Cat okupied, so himz no plotz ebil. Ur jawb, shud U deesid to axcep it, is to keeeepz himz bizy, aifinkso.
Whoops – Weird Press strykes agin!
*dramatic music*
Word press strikes agayn!!!
i fink we need basement cat to deal wiff it!!
Bloo screen?
Is in-kon-ceev-able!
*SPLORT*
o noze! celia splorted! someonez cawl 911!
Ai donut fink dat werd meenz wut yew fink it meenz.
Nightshayde – Ai luuked at ur kitteh pikshurs! Dey r gorjis! Ai speshully lubs teh floofy orinj/whyte wun.
Wut r dere namz?
Fanks! Teh floofy orinj/whyte wun is Skimbleshanks (himz niknaem is Skimble). Teh liddul grey/whyte wun is Dusty. Teh short-haired earless whyte (oar rainbow, depending on teh pikshur) wun is Timmy. Therez a long-haired earless whyte wun naemd Tyler, but aidonutfink ai haz a pikshur uv him posted (must remedy that). Floofy creamy boi wif poynts (like meezer) is Squeak, and teh short-haired creamy boi wif poynts is Spot.
Itz kwite teh menajerie!
Whai ur kittehs has no eers? Ai nebber seen dat b4!
Dey wuz neglektid wen dey wuz bebbehs & had teh eer mites RILLEE bad. Dey apparently skratched der own eerz off.
Itz jus teh triangle partz datz missin — dey still heerz jus fien. Dey turn der eer stumpz wen dey heerz sumfin behind dem. 
Ai jus put up pikshur uv Tyler. Himz byootimus & fansees himself teh alfamale (Skimble sumtiemz disagreez wif dis assessment).
Ai realized dat the boiz wif pointz donut look so pointed in teh pikshurs. Deyz teh wunz wif eerz dat are nawt Skimble & Dusty. Spot is teh wun holding teh balloon in wun pikshur (himz LUVZ teh balloonz — nawt just fur the ribbonz eever. He grabs dem by the ribbon & drags dem arownd teh howse – kwite funneh to see).
Tylur iz gorjis! Sew whyte an floofy!
U has teh beyotiful kittehs, NS! Gibs dem snorgles frum mi.
Will do! Wiff a happee.
Ai lyke Dusty. WANT!
Sheez a funneh wun. She will cuddlol on HER terms, but usually just happitayl to be neer. She takes NO guff from teh boikatz — deyz awl askeerd uv her. She’s oanlee 6lbs, if even dat — but she kin be bery intimidating. Mah liddul gurl lernd early on: “That’s Dusty. She’s very cute – and pointy!” Moast expressiv tayl ai haz eber seed. She still luks & acts liek a kitten, but she’s awlreddy 7 yeerz old!
yooz owned by most lervly kittehs. mutch happeeness for yoo. dey is sowndin like a most fun buncha kittehs, too.
Dey iz awl kwite niftee — eech wif itz own bery distink purrsunalitee (as I know every kitteh does). Skimble & Dusty are my furree kidz — deyz oanlee 10 days apart… older siblings fur mah hyoomin kitten. Teh udder 4 kittehz are *tekniklee* mah Momkat’s (so deyr mah brudders frum udder mudders), but she livz wiffus nao & brot hur kittehz. Awl 6 is reskewz uv wun kind oar anudder. Dey bringz sew much joy & luv & snuggliness & entertaynmint (and carpet stains, but that’s another issue entirely).
Kittehz iz teh WIN!!!
my too are mama an dawter. wuns uponatym dey looved eetch udder. now…notsomutch.
da mama is my abatar heer…my shado at home. lol
i always fink da mor kittehs teh merree-r. witin reeson. (1 bedroom partment shud not has 30 kittehs, aifinkso.)
Yer kittehz is byootimus!!! Ai lubs teh torties & teh calicos. We yoosta haz a cuppleuvdem, but teh Momma ran awai & the dottir crost teh Bridj back in 2001 (she wuz 18 oar 19 yeerz old by den).
Yesh. Iz pritee kittehz! Con-cat-ulashunz awn ur flufz uv culnez adn pritee!
mebbeesonawt, itaught it meanz her hed sploded frum da kuutenezz, nize paramedix helpz put back togeter. splort not meanz dat? i see cheezpeeps splortin frum da kuttenezz sometimez.
Diffrint werd — nightshayde b tawkin bowt “inconceivable!”, n herz rispawns b frum “Da Prinsiss Bryd”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b7RmmMJeo
*nod* Aahz is rite.
sheesh, lite dawnz ober bowlder hed for Princess Bride refrence. Andre the Giyant excellent aktor, surprizing himz neber wins Oscar!
Hitz self wit “duh” stik!
ceiling cat gets revenge on basement cat but iz he ded!?
himz nawt ded, jus bee checkin insidez of i lids for cheezeburgers itinkso
dats gud. no wants ceiling basement cat to be pwned so easily!!
Iffn wuz Basemint C-aye-burrrr-min, teh Ceilin Doktar wud pwn himz e-z!
Gess wat ai’m doin awn Caturdai – gettin bee-yoo-tee-fied!
Ai’m gonna get hairzcut, kullur, an eiebrowz waxed.
Hoep y’all reckognyze mi awn Mundai!
youze gunna luk gorgush rhsb!
Ahz off to da workies naow, byez everonez!
tak moar dan bloo skreen to kilz BC
ai fink teh guy awn teh otter sied ov teh kyoob wall jus maed teh hissy noyziz at mee.
Jus frow him a catnip mausie!
*sigh* burfday fairy alwayz get heer late, aftur teh forf LOL goze up! oh well, beddur laet tahn nebber for a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz, an eben trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz all kinds ob hommaed cakes in yor fabrite flavrs, frootsytootsyfizzy punch, an a pinyata shaped liek a kompyooter skreen taht yoo kan beet wif a larj stik as much as yoo wants! an tehn kandee fallz owt!!1!! an knofettis!
ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ ยค ฮธ ฯ โช ะค โผ ฮพ
{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}
Itz nawt mah birfday until teh end uv October — but itz bery niec uv yew to shaer yer konfettiz wif ppl on a regyoolar basis! Yew iz doin CC’s werk.
At least use an authentic BSOD. come on …
This is a real windows BSOD. It’s caused by a spurious nonmaskable interrupt.
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/315223
Someone needs to do KPR-Kitteh Pulmanory Resukitashun
I thot only de oranje wunz was poyson!
I think dere iz a song about dis…
http://filkertom-itom.blogspot.com/2006/08/002-blue-screen-of-death.html
Iz by same guy who did teh Cat Macros song…
*goes back to lurking*
it just had to be a inspiron 9400 :S
got the same problem
da compooter haz vistuh.
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I love that this is a dell.
My dell just got the blue screen of death as well.