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I donates mine!
Ai wuddint do dat if ai wuz yew.
Yew prollee needz those fur:
Appropriatin teh shinee fingz
Borrowin watchez
Callin teh fyremenz (tho ai gess yew kud do dat wiffowt thumz)
D…
Dancing like Elaine on Seinfeld
Evolving
Flicking buggies off ur collar. Hold still!
G…
Ghozt busting (?)
Hitch haiking
Illustrayting things wif drawings
J. . .
Grabbin teh shinee fingz
Holdin teh shinee fingz
Igzamminen teh shinee fingz
J…
Just taykin teh shinee fingz owt to “see dem in teh lite”
Larcenee
Killin tiem
M…
Mai “dun wif bein at werk”-ness. Let meh sho u it.
Hier, hier! Ai had enuf werk too!
Makin OK sine wif ur fingurs
Nommin wen u feelz insekure (well nawt reelly nommin)
Openin teh gushifuds
P….
Playing cardz wif yur frenz
Quicklee running away
Running eben faster wif teh shinee things
S. . .
Umm…..Janet….???…..Duz u reelee run on ur thumz?? …..ooo…. dotz… … …… I wud like a foto uv dat plz… …..mmm….. …… dots……
prolly need thumbs to open doors for quick getaway.
Play wif kitteh
Quiet down teh neybors
Re-format yer computer (dumb dog got a virus)
S…
Singing in sign langwidg
Thumbin yer noze
Unpackin boxes of shinee things
V…
Vittle-eatin’
Washing dishes (pleh)
Xamining ur bellybutton
Y? Fur giving a thumbs up
Zone 1 head massage (I maed that up)
Gud werk, Goosie! Speshullee fur sumwun wif an owie.
Fanks NS! Ai fink ai will bee otay. Ai putted teh icee awn it rite away adn taht helped a lot. Iz gonna bee reely pritty tomorrow aifinkso!
ohahtahgoosiam!! Sumboddy elz nos that joke!
me twos – gotta werk frum home todai. an Caturday. an day-after-Caturday.
but iz gud thing – i gest to maek comments – cant do at werk.
Munnies counting
Nawtee Barn visiting wif teh fyremens
Old Timer Autos steeling
P. . .
Grabbin fuds
Holdin hanz
Insurtin intu emeniez eizes tu blynd dem
J….
Conga ratz LCB! Ware u bin hiding? Havent seen u much. Wud u liek a bevrage adn mebbe a dans?
I has had a bizzy lately. I spended too much times here yesterday, stopping runaway monorails and stuff.
We could dance teh Hitchhike? Oh, and can I plz has a couple fingers of scotch? kthxstraightupmeansnoice
Hao iz yew feelin? Yew wuz unner teh wevvur yesterday, wuzzint yew?
I is feeling betterer, thx. Still a little koff-y and eye-goopy-y, but mostly ok.
Here, wanna sip of my drink?
*eyez drink sus-pish-us-lee*
*sniff sniff*
Noe fankz. Ai duzzint liek teh skawtch awl dat muchlee. Plus, ai gotta driev in a cuppuluh minnitz. Appreesheeate teh offur, tho.
*stepz awai slowlee*
Hear, hab sum ov mien…
*Passes two fingers of single malt (18 years) in a rocks glass to LCB)*
Yer a woman after mai own hart! Neat it iz.
kthxgulp
moar, plz!
*Pours LCB another smoothassilk Scotch*
Gud stuffs, huh? Iz switchin’ tew a JB Rusty Nail sew ai kin goes tew
sleepies adn git rid ob mai heddache. Ai kin only hab wun Rusty Nail tho oar ai will hab a difrent heddache tomorrow aifinkso! Gots tew put moar icee awn mai eye tew. Gud nite awl!
Nite nite…hope u feelz beddur tumarrow!
Ohai LCB……… Hitch hike Baby!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FioNrMTrVXk
an fur teh peace de resist ahhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnccccccceeeee
http://www.joyofbaking.com/ThumbprintCookies.html
U knoes… for some reason, teh idea of cookies wif fingerprints onnem makes me has a nerviss.
*noms elebenty of the cookies anyways*
ai’m goin tew find LCB if ai have tew hitch hike tew DC
hitch hike, hitch hike, baby
aifinkso ai saw yew in teh bakground doin teh hich hike, hitch hike, baby!!!
Ai’d donayt myn, but awl ai haz iz feaverz.
Congrats, LCB!
*fyooneral kloze an CHRG(wdoi) dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
dood fing I can has mai CHRG(wdoi). Taht am wun kyoot kitteh!
wb, Ly
Ai writed sumfing jus’ fore yew.
If curimouse, ai’ll poast; if nawt, ai’ll trai to member nawt to menshun it agen.
Ai has to admit taht Aiz kyoorius.
frum teh ‘No, I iz not sleepy yet’ LOL
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lyanthya
August 20th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Ai duz teh โbig brown eyesโ bedderer tahn ENNYWUN. It wud werk on yu, SHD.
*jeenz an flannul dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
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owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh
August 20th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Teh shai, flirty owl sez โhai, Lyโ
az he flaiz bai anโ traiz
tew luuk teh uther wai
anโ ferget thoughs braoun aiz
anโ thoze OMG thize.
Will coem teh dai,
oar sew soem sai,
when owl furgetz Ly
anโ hur *shakin hur thang*,
but foar naow heโll jus trai
(az he flaiz bai)
tew stai in teh ayr
az he meremberz thoez fayr
braoun aiz.
Wow.
Iz dat a gppd ‘Wow’ or a bad ‘Wow’ ?
gppd s/b good
Yu duz noes Aiz marryd, rite?
yup, which iz wai ai hoep yoo don’t feel threttened bai me.
…an’ noez, ai refuze to hab crushes at mai aje, so nuthing foar you tew werry abaot, ‘K?
Ai’m an ikurablol romantical, so, awn eair occashunz, ai rite stuff liek taht, aout uv thin ayr.
inkurablol, eben
…an’ rair occashunz, too
Why 4 no1 conkittehlate you on yur wunderful not-second?? Is aboma- bano- very strange…
Wait… I is lazy-is you be already conkittehlated.
thats pokemon gold in da gameboy thats like ancient lol BTW the dude i replied to ya u im not akshuly replying 2 u im just 2 lazy 2 go2 bottom of page lol
A liddul halp?
drattit.
whirrled dominashun will can has to wate.
LOL! Ai think they awlreddee haz it. “We dont need no stinkin pozibul thums!”
ai agreez! loyttiez aer teh OSSUM, just teh wai tehy aer!
uh…kittehz, eben…dam mai tpyos!
We neez sigh-ent-istz to invent teh artifishul thumz fur kittehz.
…
Den agin, mebbe nawt. If dey kin open teh gushyfood canz awl by demselvz, dey *mite* nawt need hyoominz kwite az muchlee.
P’rapz d’Beeker Labz b werking on dis. I heer dey b dedikated 2 making deh kittehz lifes bedder. Az if tehy didn’t habbing it gud enuf awlreddee.
Nawt eben teh pozibul wunz.
Kitteh kan yooz dat “crochet hook” claw prittee well, doh. Maykes nise doyleez.
Ur kitteh can crochet? Dat a talunted kitteh!
Awl kittehs kan. Dey jus lieks tew keep der talints hiddin.
u findz liddul sweterz adn doilies araund teh haus? dats kyoot!
Dey wud rathur shred tahn croshay.
so ai kant pway nintendo wid yu
no, rly? i kant plai wif mah pokeemanz?
if kitteh getz a DS she canz plai wif herz Pokeemonz.
ohwait, iz goldiez vershunn. no can playz naut-secund and secund gen… gener… sistm gamz on DS.
wifout thumms,
yr pokemanz…
you can only show me them
I caan has urs?
Nawt onliest can I nawt werk the vid games, I cain’t text yo to say whynot!
we play sumthin else?
…and teh kontrollur is biggur than meh.
wen teh controllr iz beegr den u, plai-in da gaemboyz be like dansdans revluushun!
EBERYBUDDEE NAO!
*dansdansdans*
*boogiez awn daown*
Sownz liek fun 2 me! Letz dew mai fayvrit DDR sawng:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kC2SG4ouMg
and i mus game
tiz mah passhun, mom. plz? i kan plai ma gaemz?
H.P. Lovecraft ref, FTW!
ohai, drcat. hazn’t seen yu in forebberz!
Lovecraft sed it? I fot it wuz Harlan Ellison…
ABOVE THE INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!! DON’T DO DRUGZ!!!!!!!!!!
like……. whack a mole? i is gud at that.
iz dat a gaim? ai fawt it wuz gushines maid owt ub abokado.
oooh, iz gettingz abwot tiem fur sumfing liek dat.
i can gibs u salsa? oar switch gwack-a-mole wif wasabi? bwahahahaha…
Putz da slaslsa wif da whakamolee nd awn sum cormchipz . nom. Ai gibz yu az mush wasabi az yu wantz . nd yu can haz mai shair ub da sooshee tu.
gwackamolee: made frum gushi avokadoes, mostlee. hassa nootral, slitely cooling tayste. issa green payste. yoo can jusst put spoonfels of it awn ur mecksikan fud iffin yoo wants.
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wasabi: horseradish’s superpowered japanese cuzzin. da spyseeist ting yoo will ebber tayste. had wif sooshi. eeben if yoo juss dab a trayce amownt awn ur fork an lik it, ur mouf will bern. ALSEW a green payste, rizembls gwackamolee a liddle.
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it wud b terribabble iffin a mecksikin dood went n2 sushi bar an confyoosed da wasabi wif gwackamolee. in fact, dey eevin hav warnin sines in japanese restarants in Mecksicko dat sez fings liek “Da wasabi iz veree hawt. iz nawt gwackamolee”.
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wud b epik prank 2 sneek n2 mecksickan restaurants an switch gwackamolee wif wasabi. but ai wuddint du dat, puttin spuunfels ov wasabi awn da fud liek gwackamolee mite eebin rizult in mouf injuree oar sumtin.
no is carnival game …the moles come out and you have to smack em with a huge softy hammer. is game of reflexes( not rreeal moles dey r just toys)
Sawy nightshayde, itz two erly inna fred fer me to fink alfabetikaly
LOL!
Itz awlmoast tew late in teh werkweek fur meh to do it.
Is that Pokemon Gold I spy?
prolly so. dis kitteh b livvin da lief!
I can haz Ho-oh?
Kitteh no shohs mi hez pokamunz…
Oh Oh Oh! Dem lympiks are bak on, I gotz to go naow.
Fanx CC dat I doesn’t has TIVO, muh dahlink wyfe wud hab me r3cordink 26 hours of Oh-Lympics a day
It will be ober soon, Judson. Moarz teh pittee. Ai luvz teh lympiks!
mah seester swerrz da Chynneez r cheetsin. der’s dis wun Chyneez ‘limpick jimnist gurl whu keeps skorin high eeben wen she falls awn hur bumz.
wi hassa dvr, which iz liek a teevo, but eet ricords onlee 100 hours ob teevee ricordinz atta tiem. our amountz ob leftovur tiemz b runnin daynjirisslee low since teh ‘limpicks start.
ai haz stayed up waai tu layte watching ‘limpicks.
ai luvs 2 sleep, but sumtymes ai kant.
dats duh wussest wen u kant sleep! u liez der inda dark adn ur brayn runz froo stuf. Ai hatezes wen dat happuns.
iz impawssibul 2 sleep wen ur stummick r m-t nd ur mynde r full.
Ohai cheezpeepz!! I has a back from vaykayshun!!! I has 3 kittiez at hoam now, YAY KITTIEZ!!!
I finished pax0rzing my PODS container right before I left for vacation….. and I am back just for a week… I’ve got a moving truck reserved for next Friday (the 29th!) and movers to help me unload the truck on September 3!!!
O YAY I mite has a forebbur hoam agin wif mai huzzbin!!
Wow – awl rested up from vaykayshun an movin next week! Energy – u has it!
I haz happitayl in advanse for u and huzzbin an hoam. YAY Elfnugget!
NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O Hai, Elfi!!! Ai wuz finkin abowt yew just yesterday!!! Ai iz sew glad to heer ebbreefing is goin well!
{{{{{elfinugget}}}}} Ai haz mist yew! Hao iz KB (an teh udder kittehs) doin?
…
*hoaps elfi duzzint nao fink NS is a weerd stalker-kitteh*
liekwize
nah, u nawt no weerdr den mai othr stalkrkitehz.
Sumtymz, dey bringz meh fuud from RibCrib tho. *HINT!!!*
We’s awl gud, Kimmits has teh sneezing, so da boarding plaess kalld meh, sed um pliz to kom gits ur kittehz, we no can has teh sneezicat, she mite givez teh sik to teh othr boardykittehz.
So I went an’ gottid mai kittehz. Kimmits duz gots a sneezy, is kleer snots… I kalz vetz0r tomoro. At leest she gots inshurinss. *sighs*
KB wuz awl happi foar seez meh… I walk in, him awl OMG YAY IT AR MUMMAH!!!!!! an’ him kame up trot-trot-trot chatterin’ ats meh… him such a win kitteh. Serenity jus sit der laik, “o, I doz nawt rekkognaiz ur prezzinss.” So yay. I had mozlee paxd up der stuffs, so I onlee has one kitteh hidey-kassle an’ one litrbox… but is onlee foar a week, so dey bees okeh. Dey’s got plenniez ov foodz an’ suchlaik.
Mai ruummaet iz moovin’ owt tomoro affer him gitz offa werk (an’ we borroz mai fren’s truk foar a bit) … He’s pakkin’ nao, is kinna sad. I will miss him, ebbin tho him a royul jerk sumtymz. Him ar sniffy kuz ebbin tho him ar royul jerk, I stil bin naiss to him, an him knoez I bin naiss.
I has a sleepy!! Der be moar paxing tomoro, moar hawlin’ boxis an’ kowch an’ moar boxis an stuff…. I reddy foar vaykayshun agin!!
O by teh wae, I went to teh Murtl Beech an’ dey has dis TIGERZ axibit!! I gotta piktor wif meh holdin’ teh big kiti an’ me snorglin’ a behbeh 1-momf-old tigr!! OMG itz akshulie a kyuuuuut piktor, I tryz to puts it on mai blogz0r suun if I amembr hao to skan an’ stuf.
Its RILY kyuuuuuut!!!!
–Elfi
fanx for teh updaet. i aer cheerin fr you!
Elfi!!!! Yay!!! I wuz just tinkiing uv u pakking in dhe hot hot hot Okeehoma wevver.
I b soooooo glad fer u 2 being almost hoam wif ur hubbee!!!!!
it will b sew gud fer u 2 beeing wif hubbee. {{{elfi}}}
{{{elfi}}} Con gratulamashuns!!
{{{{forebbur hoam}}}}
Yay 3 kittehs!!1!
ohai, {{{{{{elfi}}}}} gud tu noze yur duin gud. dint fink it wuz a gud wai tu run a marij nawt being tugevvur but wuz just fur a wile so iz ok. ( Aftur yur owld it mite b cum da best wai tu run a maij but ai shunt tel yu dat.)
ohai grmawgs…. I has had teh simmulir thotz abowt marrij…. altho nao I has a skard dat we nawt laik eech uthr an’ git in eech uthrz wae kuz nao we awl usd to nawt hasin’ to be togethr. Is also weerd kuz dis da furst taim *I* moov in wif *HIM*, u kno? Is laik, him be lettin’ me has a space der, kinna. I mean, him nawt liek dat at awl, but I feelz laik I are invaedin’ hims spaes.
well, he has a two bedruum apartmunt in teh NoxVill an’ him nebbr moovd ennyfing into teh spaer bedruum. I azkd him if I kan has dat ruum as mai “spaess” kuz I mite needz sum ov mai own spaess to be in. Him wuz werried I nawt wanna sleepz in hims armz! O of kors I wants DAT!! I just… wants a plaess to git outta da wae for a bit iffin’ I need to.
Him finkd dat ar a gud solooshin to mai anxyitee. We moovd a shelf in der whil I wuz vissitin. Him ramarkd dat teh wawl whar da shelf wuz “seemz so emtee”…..
I ashurd him it nawt be emtee foar long.
Teh invaeshin iz skedjuld foar less den 2 wiekz frum nao!!! yay!!
(O ai hoep hims apartmunt komplex nawt bees teh evul abowt me invaedin’ wif moar kittehz… I feelz bad kuz da lees sayz onlee 2 petz, but we gots a totul ov 4 kittehz….)
–Elfi
i am shur ebreefing wurk owt just fine, elfi! sumtimez, married peeps hasta be apart caws of adjustments an changes, life is just liek taht, tehn you kan haz togevver agin an readjust an ebreefing gud agin. sownds liek him an teh shlef are waytin ankshusly for yoo!!
no wun gave us trubbles abowt it til riet before we mooved anyway.
as for teh kittehs, keep tehm hided away an no wun knos!! we had kitten in no-pet condo for 2 !!! yeerz!! only teh naybor notised, an she hadded a goggie.
Yay Elfi adn kittehs and huzzbin! {{{{hugz tu awl!!}}}
Nuffin beets bein wif ur huzzbin adn kittehs!
Iz tru. huspose adn kittehs adn callerpiller awl warm n wun bed. Pixr ub happinesses.
Gud nite, Cheezpeepz! Ai haz playsis to go and fings to do — ebbreewun has a gud Friedegg nite, an an eben beddur Caturday & day-after-Caturday!
u meen Eyescreem Sunday, oar Funday? eether wun iz gud fr meh!
how doez the comenting work on dis page?i haz just joined resentley
u jus jumpz in an joyns teh conversashun. sumtiems no one responz tu ur commenz but dats OK…it don meen we don lub u! Awl we axes is dat u plai nies.
Purjer, u iz mose well come hear. Rly, jus jump N. Peepz hear can haz sooper nais adn eberybuddy will anser ne ques chuns u can haz. Nisest peeps on teh innerwebz! Come hear adn plai alot!
Hmmm… this article cool, congratulations!
hugging!
Sumwun get the CCC reddy. It are a floof.
BLARGH! Ai are ded.
*Surveys the scene with her one good eye*
O deer, DCHDT iz nawt movin adn him nawt breevin’ bery gud.
*Puts floofy paw under his nose and tickles*
Teh floof iz movin’. He’s alive! Jus past owt frum teh plumpy kyootness ob teh liddle kitteh.
R u bedder nau Dave..etc…? Hear’s a sawftee blankie adn sum gummie possums 4 u. Wud u liek sum ob mai 18 year old Scotch?
Thank yooo so much, ohahtahgoosiam! Yoo have saived wun ov mai moast favoiretest peepl.
BOOM! Taht AWLWAIZ makes mee laff! LOL!!!
oh NOES! mus kall da CCC….whut nomber do yoo call fer 911?
ai duzzint kno….
AH FURGITS IT!!!! AI WILL SAEV UR DAI!!!
*run down 2 mah baysmint fer duck tape*
*sticks owt tung at baysmint cat wile ai’z der*
*runs 2 mah clozit fer a vakyuum*
NOW 2 BGIN!
*schluuuurrrp da braynes*
*m-t in2 ur hed*
*yoozes de duck tape 2 maek a duck-taep mummi awn ur hed*
wrapwrapwrap DUN!
Nao yoo needs da TLC!
*goes 2 bedruum 2 gitz kwilt, which hassa pattern juss liek ma abatar!*
*yoozes mah heet visyun 2 maek gud hawt toklitt in juss 4 sekkinds!*
*runs 2 da freezr for eyescreem*
*applyes da chocklitt sirrup an awl ur fayvrit tawppings!*
Nao yoo jus nom dose! Ai gibs u lublee CHRGWDOI ok soes u can luk at da floof in peese!
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whew…nudder dai sayved! ai tri 2 b a dai-sayvr sumtiems, but dis iz naise, peeseful site, nawt liek Gotham. Udder den hed splorts, trollz, an goggies, dis syte has nuffink 2 saev dai frum. oh well. iz gud fer traynin.
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*glances @ ur abatar*
o.o
DR TINYCAT?????? NOOOOOES!!!
*SPLOOORRRT*
*splert*
*poofda*
Oh Chocolate Samus. Thank yoo fur saiving mai deer bff DaveCanHasDrTinyCat!
An heer ai find yoo lying awn teh ground nawt being savied yurself. But nebber feer – ai ar heer!
But ai will just doo it the awl fashioned way.
Scoop, scoop scooping up teh braynes. *PLOOP* *tuk, tu, tuk anna pat pat Pat*
So – awl bak in. Nao – fur yur purrtekshun, ai giv yoo this nice CHRG(wdoi). *tug, tug tug SNAP! There! It’s awn nice an tite.
Nao – yoo just sit there an relax fur a wile. Heer iz sum nice hawt choklit, an a prittee sawft blankee to keep yoo warm an comfee!
Ai think yoo’ll bee awlrite nao. Wuzn’t a reelee bad splort at awl.
wuz mah nawt-sekkind splort…..ai wuz scareded.
da reel heroez nawt alwais wear costoomz.
FTW !!1!
Arrakis Kitty, upon transport to our timeline, cannot make sense of entertainment.
arrakis frum dune? i forgets
yus. Arrakis from dune.
GMTA, Meowzie-chan! I dint c ur kawmint till I hadded awlriddee poastid myn
is okayz, my kawment was much latenes.
… Uh, what GMTA mean? I is new here…
Great Minds Think Alike
dankoo. Eye has never seen dat net slang befur.
Arrakis Kitty, becuz ov teh verree verree blooo aiez! FTW!!!!
is ok,kitteh. U cud uz yer tung to push butins.
k?
don u need a mitee strawng tung?
da tung r wun ob da strawngist mussels in ur bawdy!
Wat bloo ayz U can haz — Kitteh lukz liek himz bin nommin sum spyce…
I seccund dis remarc.
Oh bebbeh kitteh, wif az mush kyoot az u gotz, u nawt need fumbs!
Gess wat, frenz!?!?
Mai mahm’s ‘puter iz ded (agin), sew hur axked mi 2 bring mai puter 2 teh offis. Well, aftur 45 minnits wif teh Tekkie Halp gui, AI IZ ONLYNE! AN AWN MAI OWN PUTER!
Iz sew nyse 2 has mai puter hookded up agin. Mahm will haet usin it, but dis b teh onlee wun inna howse dat wurks rite nao.
**rhsb happitayle danses – clumsily ob coarse – nockin fings awf wif hur extry-floofy tayle** CRASH!!! BANG!!!! THUMP!!!
Gud fur rhsb and hur ‘puter!!! {{{{rhsb}}}} Tell ur mawm tu plae nies adn shaer!
Hur plaies nyse an shaerd hur puter wif mi. Wii onlee has teh wun innertoobs conneckshun rite nao, sew ifn ai wanted 2 get onlyne, ai hadda use hur puter.
yayayayayayay!
Oops, furrgotted 2 turn bloo.
gud find u don hab tu hole ur bref tu turn bloo hier!
Srsly.
O, u guise, I has SUCH a happy! I just fixified a prollem on my stoar site that’s been plaguing me for months. And of course it all came down to simple punctuation.
*gives propeller on GH(wp) a jaunty spin*
oh, shure. make teh rest of us feel ebben moar stoopey.
i can has a whine?
red oar wite?
I can has a whine?? ” I wansta go onna vaaacaaashun…”
Conga-rats, LCB!
Ai nawt awl puter litterit wen it comes 2 teh puters. Mai hubbeh wuz/iz, but ai nawt bovver him N-E moar.
Mai mahm an ai wanna trai 2 get moar dan wun innertoob conneckshun inna howse, an ai tolded hur, U gonna has 2 call ur brudder. Himz a geenus wif dat stuff.
dose punkyuashun fingies alwaes git u! dey sit der jus lukkin liek liddul innosent speks at teh end ov sentunces adn stuf but teh is killahs!
That jauntee liddle tilt to yur hat iz REELEE becoming! An ai just luvs teh way yur propeller singz when it goes around!
yay!!
gud fing fur u!!! waz it da site kthxbuy??
Lidddill Kitteh no
needz fumbz… Yetz. Canz playz Gaym Boy
wiff hurz floofee pawz.
Liddill Kitteh habz
Hewminz 2 oapen canz ubz
gushee fudz 4 hurz
Hewminz canz awllso
mayk Cheezburgrz andz Nom Nom
peetza 4 Kitteh
Jack.
Yay Jack Deth! But…doez teh hewminz nom teh peetza vikari…vicari..in plaez ub teh kittehs so dey has to imajin hao gud it is?
Mai frenz goggie wunse stolded a peetsa, an eeted teh HOLE fing!
Da famlee hadda figger owt sumfin eles 2 has 4 dinnur.
Mai goggie wen ai wuz liddul stole a roas beef auf teh tabel. Kittehz hab much beddur mannurs – deh don steel – dey jus lick awl teh dinner.
Nawt nessissarilee……
Mai parintz kitteh stolded a peese ov chickin awf mai mahm’s plate wunse.
(It wuz mahm’s fawlt – hur puttid it awn teh harth (reechabil 2 kitteh) an left it unnattendid.) Hur came bak inna rume 2 find teh kitteh nommin onna chickin!
Kewt litl babeh
Consults ownurz manyool
whut r deez ‘battereez’ of which u speek?
I can has recharjabul?
‘Sawlrite, kittoon. Ai wil snorgleyu an yu woan evun miss playin Wii.
i haz no corms
Oh Hai Cheezpeeps!! iz a new pic comin fru teh intertubes? nao? soon? come on!
ah noes new pic that haz teh funnee caem fru teh intertube. honest! I wus waytin der! sow I sez hais too awl yoo cheezpeeps dat I misseded soooooooooow much! cause I wuz busy doing stufs. srsly! gimme teh hugs nao pleez!
{{{{Hugs}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{HUGZ!!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}
would u liek donkey hugz
Did sumwun call?
Yes, tehy did. Hai – an where hav yoo bin??
Ai awlwayz seem to miss yoo heer these days.
((((((((((((((((Janet))))))))))))))))))
Butt u is allus rite heer in mah hart. โฅ
*snerk* U sed butt!
{{{{{{{olympic lolcat}}}}}}} ai mist yoo tooo!
(((((hugz))))) 2 yew olympic lolcat!
kuute kitteh doan needz thumbz when himz got such purty blu ais, meks all hoomans himz slavez
i wish it waz raining thumbs!
um, dat b da creepi.
Ai feerz diz kitteh maa B awn Spize! Da bloo I’s B da gibawaiz.
Bing ‘n aveed gaaymer m’self ‘n luvin da kittehs tew, I al-alm-moss… Dis maed me cri a lil. ;_;
u needs thumz fur etin stffs wit ur hanz n pokin teh humenz!
oh my god. this just breaks my heart.
Id givez u mah thumbs,but i needs them to stick up my bum(It’s what i duz for a career,sitting with my thumb up my bum.)
i will play for you kitty!
Aww… I luv teh kitteh eyez.
i can haz thumbs?
If I am right, I see a yellow original Game Boy game pak in the GBA. So it can only be Pokemon Yellow!