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i haz no thumbz

i haz thumbz.

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  1. Nawt eben teh pozibul wunz.

  2. old lurker says:

    so ai kant pway nintendo wid yu

  3. Judson says:

    Nawt onliest can I nawt werk the vid games, I cain’t text yo to say whynot!

  4. amandakat says:

    we play sumthin else?

  5. Missy says:

    …and teh kontrollur is biggur than meh.

  6. 2minions says:

    and i mus game

  7. amandakat says:

    like……. whack a mole? i is gud at that.

    • grmawgs says:

      iz dat a gaim? ai fawt it wuz gushines maid owt ub abokado. :lol: oooh, iz gettingz abwot tiem fur sumfing liek dat.

      • i can gibs u salsa? oar switch gwack-a-mole wif wasabi? bwahahahaha…

        • grmawgs says:

          Putz da slaslsa wif da whakamolee nd awn sum cormchipz . nom. Ai gibz yu az mush wasabi az yu wantz . nd yu can haz mai shair ub da sooshee tu.

          • gwackamolee: made frum gushi avokadoes, mostlee. hassa nootral, slitely cooling tayste. issa green payste. yoo can jusst put spoonfels of it awn ur mecksikan fud iffin yoo wants.
            .
            wasabi: horseradish’s superpowered japanese cuzzin. da spyseeist ting yoo will ebber tayste. had wif sooshi. eeben if yoo juss dab a trayce amownt awn ur fork an lik it, ur mouf will bern. ALSEW a green payste, rizembls gwackamolee a liddle.
            .
            it wud b terribabble iffin a mecksikin dood went n2 sushi bar an confyoosed da wasabi wif gwackamolee. in fact, dey eevin hav warnin sines in japanese restarants in Mecksicko dat sez fings liek “Da wasabi iz veree hawt. iz nawt gwackamolee”.
            .
            wud b epik prank 2 sneek n2 mecksickan restaurants an switch gwackamolee wif wasabi. but ai wuddint du dat, puttin spuunfels ov wasabi awn da fud liek gwackamolee mite eebin rizult in mouf injuree oar sumtin.

    • amandakat says:

      no is carnival game …the moles come out and you have to smack em with a huge softy hammer. is game of reflexes( not rreeal moles dey r just toys)

  8. Judson says:

    Sawy nightshayde, itz two erly inna fred fer me to fink alfabetikaly

  9. Noddy says:

    Is that Pokemon Gold I spy?

  10. Judson says:

    Oh Oh Oh! Dem lympiks are bak on, I gotz to go naow.

  11. elfinugget says:

    Ohai cheezpeepz!! I has a back from vaykayshun!!! I has 3 kittiez at hoam now, YAY KITTIEZ!!!

    I finished pax0rzing my PODS container right before I left for vacation….. and I am back just for a week… I’ve got a moving truck reserved for next Friday (the 29th!) and movers to help me unload the truck on September 3!!!

    O YAY I mite has a forebbur hoam agin wif mai huzzbin!!

    • 2minions says:

      Wow – awl rested up from vaykayshun an movin next week! Energy – u has it!

      I haz happitayl in advanse for u and huzzbin an hoam. YAY Elfnugget!

    • nightshayde says:

      O Hai, Elfi!!! Ai wuz finkin abowt yew just yesterday!!! Ai iz sew glad to heer ebbreefing is goin well!
      {{{{{elfinugget}}}}} Ai haz mist yew! Hao iz KB (an teh udder kittehs) doin?

      *hoaps elfi duzzint nao fink NS is a weerd stalker-kitteh*

      • elfinugget says:

        nah, u nawt no weerdr den mai othr stalkrkitehz. ;) Sumtymz, dey bringz meh fuud from RibCrib tho. *HINT!!!*

        We’s awl gud, Kimmits has teh sneezing, so da boarding plaess kalld meh, sed um pliz to kom gits ur kittehz, we no can has teh sneezicat, she mite givez teh sik to teh othr boardykittehz.

        So I went an’ gottid mai kittehz. Kimmits duz gots a sneezy, is kleer snots… I kalz vetz0r tomoro. At leest she gots inshurinss. *sighs*

        KB wuz awl happi foar seez meh… I walk in, him awl OMG YAY IT AR MUMMAH!!!!!! an’ him kame up trot-trot-trot chatterin’ ats meh… him such a win kitteh. Serenity jus sit der laik, “o, I doz nawt rekkognaiz ur prezzinss.” So yay. I had mozlee paxd up der stuffs, so I onlee has one kitteh hidey-kassle an’ one litrbox… but is onlee foar a week, so dey bees okeh. Dey’s got plenniez ov foodz an’ suchlaik.

        Mai ruummaet iz moovin’ owt tomoro affer him gitz offa werk (an’ we borroz mai fren’s truk foar a bit) … He’s pakkin’ nao, is kinna sad. I will miss him, ebbin tho him a royul jerk sumtymz. Him ar sniffy kuz ebbin tho him ar royul jerk, I stil bin naiss to him, an him knoez I bin naiss.

        I has a sleepy!! Der be moar paxing tomoro, moar hawlin’ boxis an’ kowch an’ moar boxis an stuff…. I reddy foar vaykayshun agin!!

        O by teh wae, I went to teh Murtl Beech an’ dey has dis TIGERZ axibit!! I gotta piktor wif meh holdin’ teh big kiti an’ me snorglin’ a behbeh 1-momf-old tigr!! OMG itz akshulie a kyuuuuut piktor, I tryz to puts it on mai blogz0r suun if I amembr hao to skan an’ stuf. :D Its RILY kyuuuuuut!!!!

        –Elfi

    • cweenmj says:

      Elfi!!!! Yay!!! I wuz just tinkiing uv u pakking in dhe hot hot hot Okeehoma wevver. :-( I b soooooo glad fer u 2 being almost hoam wif ur hubbee!!!!! :-) it will b sew gud fer u 2 beeing wif hubbee. {{{elfi}}}

    • old lurker says:

      {{{elfi}}} Con gratulamashuns!!

    • lindykat says:

      {{{{forebbur hoam}}}}
      Yay 3 kittehs!!1!

    • grmawgs says:

      ohai, {{{{{{elfi}}}}} gud tu noze yur duin gud. dint fink it wuz a gud wai tu run a marij nawt being tugevvur but wuz just fur a wile so iz ok. ( Aftur yur owld it mite b cum da best wai tu run a maij but ai shunt tel yu dat.)

      • elfinugget says:

        ohai grmawgs…. I has had teh simmulir thotz abowt marrij…. altho nao I has a skard dat we nawt laik eech uthr an’ git in eech uthrz wae kuz nao we awl usd to nawt hasin’ to be togethr. Is also weerd kuz dis da furst taim *I* moov in wif *HIM*, u kno? Is laik, him be lettin’ me has a space der, kinna. I mean, him nawt liek dat at awl, but I feelz laik I are invaedin’ hims spaes.

        well, he has a two bedruum apartmunt in teh NoxVill an’ him nebbr moovd ennyfing into teh spaer bedruum. I azkd him if I kan has dat ruum as mai “spaess” kuz I mite needz sum ov mai own spaess to be in. Him wuz werried I nawt wanna sleepz in hims armz! O of kors I wants DAT!! I just… wants a plaess to git outta da wae for a bit iffin’ I need to. :D Him finkd dat ar a gud solooshin to mai anxyitee. We moovd a shelf in der whil I wuz vissitin. Him ramarkd dat teh wawl whar da shelf wuz “seemz so emtee”…..

        I ashurd him it nawt be emtee foar long. :P Teh invaeshin iz skedjuld foar less den 2 wiekz frum nao!!! yay!!

        (O ai hoep hims apartmunt komplex nawt bees teh evul abowt me invaedin’ wif moar kittehz… I feelz bad kuz da lees sayz onlee 2 petz, but we gots a totul ov 4 kittehz….)

        –Elfi

        • lunarmommy says:

          i am shur ebreefing wurk owt just fine, elfi! sumtimez, married peeps hasta be apart caws of adjustments an changes, life is just liek taht, tehn you kan haz togevver agin an readjust an ebreefing gud agin. sownds liek him an teh shlef are waytin ankshusly for yoo!!
          as for teh kittehs, keep tehm hided away an no wun knos!! we had kitten in no-pet condo for 2 !!! yeerz!! only teh naybor notised, an she hadded a goggie. :lol: no wun gave us trubbles abowt it til riet before we mooved anyway.

    • vgersmom says:

      Yay Elfi adn kittehs and huzzbin! {{{{hugz tu awl!!}}}
      Nuffin beets bein wif ur huzzbin adn kittehs!

  12. nightshayde says:

    Gud nite, Cheezpeepz! Ai haz playsis to go and fings to do — ebbreewun has a gud Friedegg nite, an an eben beddur Caturday & day-after-Caturday!

  13. thepurger says:

    how doez the comenting work on dis page?i haz just joined resentley

    • vgersmom says:

      u jus jumpz in an joyns teh conversashun. sumtiems no one responz tu ur commenz but dats OK…it don meen we don lub u! Awl we axes is dat u plai nies.

    • eubie says:

      Purjer, u iz mose well come hear. Rly, jus jump N. Peepz hear can haz sooper nais adn eberybuddy will anser ne ques chuns u can haz. Nisest peeps on teh innerwebz! Come hear adn plai alot!

  14. Hmmm… this article cool, congratulations!

    hugging!

  15. Sumwun get the CCC reddy. It are a floof.

    BLARGH! Ai are ded.

    • *Surveys the scene with her one good eye*
      O deer, DCHDT iz nawt movin adn him nawt breevin’ bery gud.
      *Puts floofy paw under his nose and tickles*
      Teh floof iz movin’. He’s alive! Jus past owt frum teh plumpy kyootness ob teh liddle kitteh.
      R u bedder nau Dave..etc…? Hear’s a sawftee blankie adn sum gummie possums 4 u. Wud u liek sum ob mai 18 year old Scotch?

    • oh NOES! mus kall da CCC….whut nomber do yoo call fer 911?
      ai duzzint kno….
      AH FURGITS IT!!!! AI WILL SAEV UR DAI!!!
      *run down 2 mah baysmint fer duck tape*
      *sticks owt tung at baysmint cat wile ai’z der*
      *runs 2 mah clozit fer a vakyuum*
      NOW 2 BGIN!
      *schluuuurrrp da braynes*
      *m-t in2 ur hed*
      *yoozes de duck tape 2 maek a duck-taep mummi awn ur hed*
      wrapwrapwrap DUN!
      Nao yoo needs da TLC!
      *goes 2 bedruum 2 gitz kwilt, which hassa pattern juss liek ma abatar!*
      *yoozes mah heet visyun 2 maek gud hawt toklitt in juss 4 sekkinds!*
      *runs 2 da freezr for eyescreem*
      *applyes da chocklitt sirrup an awl ur fayvrit tawppings!*
      Nao yoo jus nom dose! Ai gibs u lublee CHRGWDOI ok soes u can luk at da floof in peese!
      .
      whew…nudder dai sayved! ai tri 2 b a dai-sayvr sumtiems, but dis iz naise, peeseful site, nawt liek Gotham. Udder den hed splorts, trollz, an goggies, dis syte has nuffink 2 saev dai frum. oh well. iz gud fer traynin.
      .
      *glances @ ur abatar*
      o.o
      DR TINYCAT?????? NOOOOOES!!!
      *SPLOOORRRT*
      *splert*
      *poofda*

      • Oh Chocolate Samus. Thank yoo fur saiving mai deer bff DaveCanHasDrTinyCat!

        An heer ai find yoo lying awn teh ground nawt being savied yurself. But nebber feer – ai ar heer! ;)

        But ai will just doo it the awl fashioned way.

        Scoop, scoop scooping up teh braynes. *PLOOP* *tuk, tu, tuk anna pat pat Pat*

        So – awl bak in. Nao – fur yur purrtekshun, ai giv yoo this nice CHRG(wdoi). *tug, tug tug SNAP! There! It’s awn nice an tite.

        Nao – yoo just sit there an relax fur a wile. Heer iz sum nice hawt choklit, an a prittee sawft blankee to keep yoo warm an comfee!

        Ai think yoo’ll bee awlrite nao. Wuzn’t a reelee bad splort at awl. ;)

  16. Meowzie-chan says:

    Arrakis Kitty, upon transport to our timeline, cannot make sense of entertainment.

  17. toddspal says:

    is ok,kitteh. U cud uz yer tung to push butins.

    k?

  18. Aahz says:

    Wat bloo ayz U can haz — Kitteh lukz liek himz bin nommin sum spyce…

  19. rhsb says:

    Oh bebbeh kitteh, wif az mush kyoot az u gotz, u nawt need fumbs!

    Gess wat, frenz!?!?

    Mai mahm’s ‘puter iz ded (agin), sew hur axked mi 2 bring mai puter 2 teh offis. Well, aftur 45 minnits wif teh Tekkie Halp gui, AI IZ ONLYNE! AN AWN MAI OWN PUTER!

    Iz sew nyse 2 has mai puter hookded up agin. Mahm will haet usin it, but dis b teh onlee wun inna howse dat wurks rite nao.

    **rhsb happitayle danses – clumsily ob coarse – nockin fings awf wif hur extry-floofy tayle** CRASH!!! BANG!!!! THUMP!!! :oops:

  20. rhsb says:

    Oops, furrgotted 2 turn bloo.

  21. O, u guise, I has SUCH a happy! I just fixified a prollem on my stoar site that’s been plaguing me for months. And of course it all came down to simple punctuation.

    *gives propeller on GH(wp) a jaunty spin*

  22. Jack Deth says:

    Lidddill Kitteh no
    needz fumbz… Yetz. Canz playz Gaym Boy
    wiff hurz floofee pawz.

    Liddill Kitteh habz
    Hewminz 2 oapen canz ubz
    gushee fudz 4 hurz

    Hewminz canz awllso
    mayk Cheezburgrz andz Nom Nom
    peetza 4 Kitteh :-)

    Jack.

    • vgersmom says:

      Yay Jack Deth! But…doez teh hewminz nom teh peetza vikari…vicari..in plaez ub teh kittehs so dey has to imajin hao gud it is?

      • rhsb says:

        Mai frenz goggie wunse stolded a peetsa, an eeted teh HOLE fing!

        Da famlee hadda figger owt sumfin eles 2 has 4 dinnur. :-)

        • vgersmom says:

          Mai goggie wen ai wuz liddul stole a roas beef auf teh tabel. Kittehz hab much beddur mannurs – deh don steel – dey jus lick awl teh dinner.

          • rhsb says:

            Nawt nessissarilee……

            Mai parintz kitteh stolded a peese ov chickin awf mai mahm’s plate wunse.

            (It wuz mahm’s fawlt – hur puttid it awn teh harth (reechabil 2 kitteh) an left it unnattendid.) Hur came bak inna rume 2 find teh kitteh nommin onna chickin! :lol:

  23. D.R. says:

    Kewt litl babeh

    Consults ownurz manyool

  24. jmuhj says:

    ‘Sawlrite, kittoon. Ai wil snorgleyu an yu woan evun miss playin Wii.

  25. Rattipuss says:

    i haz no corms
    :(

  26. Oh Hai Cheezpeeps!! iz a new pic comin fru teh intertubes? nao? soon? come on!

  27. bluesfan473 says:

    (((((hugz))))) 2 yew olympic lolcat!

    kuute kitteh doan needz thumbz when himz got such purty blu ais, meks all hoomans himz slavez

  28. Hashim says:

    i wish it waz raining thumbs!

  29. Karen says:

    Ai feerz diz kitteh maa B awn Spize! Da bloo I’s B da gibawaiz. ;-)

  30. Neferia says:

    Bing ‘n aveed gaaymer m’self ‘n luvin da kittehs tew, I al-alm-moss… Dis maed me cri a lil. ;_;

  31. somemexicankitteh says:

    u needs thumz fur etin stffs wit ur hanz n pokin teh humenz!

  32. jessica says:

    oh my god. this just breaks my heart.

  33. thumbbum says:

    Id givez u mah thumbs,but i needs them to stick up my bum(It’s what i duz for a career,sitting with my thumb up my bum.)

  34. michelle says:

    i will play for you kitty!

  35. Kitteh_iz_leekin_mah_soop says:

    Aww… I luv teh kitteh eyez.

  36. lolling at cats says:

    i can haz thumbs?

  37. GiantNerd says:

    If I am right, I see a yellow original Game Boy game pak in the GBA. So it can only be Pokemon Yellow!


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