Not tea
Not tea bring grammy a shot of bourbon
dat iz da onlee fing dat halps wen grampa tells his boring storeez.
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conga rats sweetpea on ur nawt sekund commint!!
sillybrashunz?
ohai, hashim! fanx!
i duzn’t like bourbon berry muches, mysef. how bout sum nice tea?
*podurs making a liszt of tease*
And sympathy, tea
Bergamot flava in teh Erl Grey
Cardamom in teh chai tea
Darjeelink, mmmmmgud
Earl Gray
F…
fanx sweetpea!!
Flava in teh green tea
Ginger in teh hawt tea (fur teh cold (atchoo!))
Honey in teh Rooibos tea (yummy herbal tea frum SoufAfrica)
I…
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooibos
fanx fr the ref to rooibos tea; is dis is teh tea menshioned as ‘
“redtee” in doze Laydees Detektif Ajensea books, mebbee?
Not sure, but probably, (shamed 2 say, havn red dem buks)
itz teh verree yummy tea, naturally sweet, even widowt teh hunny!
Ai dont mrmembur dozze laideez drinkz dat. Wuz gud bukz, huh?
Froot tea
Green tea
H..
Hawt tea
Iced tea
Kumkwat tea
Lemon tea
M…
Ooops – skipped teh “J.”
Kint fink uv wun fur “J.”
Haow `bowt Jasmin Tea?
*clappin floofy pawz*
Gud wun. Ai new sumwun wud be able to fink uv wun.
Dat’s mai fabrit.
*waves paws wildlee*
metwo metwo metwo!!!
Mewtu Mewtu!
An meow too, meow too!!
Well, akshullee, ai awlso laik Url Grey (ov CORSE!!), Blackberree wif Darjeeling, wich cloaselee aprz. . .aprogs. . .iz much laik teh delishous (an dowtless NOOO trishus) Russian Tea, an nachurlee chai (but awnlee az they maek it in India – or Oajustab) – - nawt waht iz offen fownd heer purrrrtending to be “chai” an peppermint, an spearmint (ai pik mai own leeves an drai them – lots growing wyld around heer.
An that’s just teh start. Ai guess – ai just laik tee!
LOL! Hoo (ROFL!!) can tell mee teh capital ov Oajustab?????
Yis, da jazmin t iz nais.
Oar Jimsonweed tea. Tis teh nawty.
dangereus, two, ifinkso.
Iz da “locowede” ai finkso.
Mangoe tee
Nydl, silburr
Orinj in Cawnstint Cawmint
Puerh (pu! *gagz*)
Q…
*i agreez wif the puerh pu iz teh gagz.
*
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Q tea pie
Rose hipz in Red Zinger
Steep just teh rite amount o
Thyme
U…
Undubidably African Honey
Venerable Earl Grey
Wales- Prince that iz
Xtra keeps you wake Engwish bwekfas
Y…
Yunnan tea (Yunnan iz dat wun Chaineez prawvinc)
Zat yummeh leechee tee!
Herbal tea
Iced tea (sweet, of course)
J…
Burbon is yummmy in cofee and chocliite. Not second puts the powdred choc in cup, second add cofee, stir, farthest from furst add burbon to brim.
This may sound icky at first but give it a try sometime – Jack Daniel’s and Dr Pepper!
pleh pleh pleh (no offence)
Nun takin. Cant stand teh stuff ennymor. I can has Scotch!
Jack an ai hadz a fite a fyoo yeerz bak. Weez still nawt on speekin termz. *shudder*
ai had sum a dem rgumintz!!
Wun tiem wuz enuf fur me. Pleh! rumemait did agen nekxt weke, jsut az sik.
peeps always go “pleh”. one time the guy at te likkor stor thot iz nutz.
Tii. Defunutlii Tii. Nevur alkyuhawl!!!
Mek myne griin an yu kan put in sum ginjur if yu wantz.
my sope iz comin on
gramma’z fabrite sopes:
As teh Whirrled Terns
Bold adn teh BeeeeyutifLoL
Chicago Hope (old nite time sopey sho)
Darned things are annoying, why dopeepz wachem?
E…
Dayz uf our Chives
Edg of Knight
F….
Fur crieyin owt lowd, Y dew ppl watch deze fingz?
Generlol
Hospitlol
I…
I can haz cheezburger
Jamamakitty duzznt watchem
King for a day????
L
Lookadat!
i can’t beleeve dat’s in teh AM
Mebbee dere’s sumfin elze werf watchin?
No, don’t finkso
O…
One Life to LOL
Pashun Froot
Q…
queer eye for the straight guy
r……
rich man poor man
saturdai nite live
the way we wuz
u..
Restless, the YNG adn teh
So, why waste tiem wotching
TV when you got kittehz to play wif???
U…
Ugly Betty
V…
very ugleeee betty
w……
Whirrled, A Nutter
X…
X files!!
yung und rested
z……
ZORRRO!!
TA DA!!!
Xtrordinarilee Bad Akting
Yung adn Tasteless
Z…
*hi fivez jamamamamakitty*
bakatcha!! grabs tendril an spins her round………woooo hooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvBkbPEoeAI
*spinspinspinspinz*
ohohes, i aer dizzzzy!
*klonk*
sumwun call 9 ‘lebenty!!! tendril down, tendril down!!!
*gaspz*
*gatherz enuf in r gee to whisper*
choklit, neeed choklit…
*openz wun eye to see if enywun noatises*
hmmmmmmm ai fink sumwun cud be playin possum!!!
but jus in case………. here iz sum choklit possums fresh off teh CCC cart
*jamama detex a lil movement in a sprout*
*feeblee wigguls tendril*
awl mai peeps?
*putz awl o jamamamamakitty’s peeps in teh mikrowabe*
*poooooofypooooofyfppppoooooofy*
*putz da peeps togetter wif teh chonklit & gram kwakerz*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
nom nom nom, gram crakkers n peenut budder…….. hmmm sounds noootrishus!!
(ai always wundered wut happened to All My Peeps)
Oooh – dat sownz yummeh! Peenut budder iz gud fud.
Oooo, smores maid wif peeps, Yum!
Yur soap iz Generul Horspital???????
Have some whiskey, honey! It’ll make you feel better! lolz
i need tea!!! hurry
joyn me in da tea ^ up dere!
Gin wuz mutherz milk to hur.
M F L ref
GMTA annipuss!
“My Fair Lady” ref!! FTW!!1!
Yup yup — ai luvz dat moovee. We red teh play, “Pygmalion,” wen ai wuz in HS & ai got to reed teh Eliza part. Ai can haz Cockney accent wen ai wantz tew.
Dat wuz teh FUN.
Me 2! Ai wazn’t libbin in Lunnun den, but Ai wuz teh ownlee wun hoo cud do teh coknee aksent.
I awlwaiz wontid 2 plai ‘Enree ‘Igginz
…
“Why can’t the English learn to speak?”
…
“The Americans haven’t spoken it for years…”
jest you wait, ‘Enree ‘Igginz, jest you wait.
“AAAAAAYYYYY……”
sing it, marnie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YJSTEHTSug&feature=related
*ahem* Yoo may nawt beleeve this, but it iz troo!
We (ai) did teh European English Speeking premiere in mai theatre in Heidelberg.
in the spring ov 1967. An it wuz reelee REELLEE gud! Ai wuz verree prowd ov it. An ar costyoom plaice maeded awl noo costyooms fur ebreewun – becuz – ov corse, there were none.
.
It wuz teh Roadside Theater. Ai just luked – an tehy don’t hav it poasted in the historeee. Ai think ai needz to rite sum emayols! LOL!!
Pritty in peenk!
Diffrint kynda “nip”
The better to see you with, my dear…
and grandma whut big ears yoo have…
http://www.upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Little_Red_Riding_Hood_-_Project_Gutenberg_etext_19993.jpg
Granny’s “medsin”
…. an a liddul tinee straw.
Granny luks a littlol grumpee. U bettur maek it a dubblol!
straight-up!
And den, u stoopy kidz gets off mai lawn!!
an quits playin yer mooosic sew darn lold!!!
Gollygosh! 8 fold macrame NS twies, and 3 commints on commints awl in nawt sekond minnit!
We simplee RAWK.
Ai `majinz peeplz awl ober teh wirrld wiv der fingerz twitchin awn teh “rethrash” butting at teh tiemz teh pic chanjiz!
ok eberyone! iz going to sleep!!
**THUD!!**
**zzZZZzZZzZZz**
G’nite Hashim. See u in teh mornin.
*tukks in Hashim*
G’night, fren!
kitteh sez: gif mee alkymahawl soe ai haz a warm an dun need dis stoopid swetteh.
aaawww!! iz teh cyuoot swetteh!!!
Kittehs do not need cloes – eggsept praps teh hareless wuns.
usuamally dats tru. dis kitteh luks a lawt like mai Tammy. she has teh veddy short furz an getz teh cold eesily. mebbe dis kitteh iz teh same way?
in teh dizastruss societal breakdown of the foarmer Soviet Yunyon, the grankittez mek teh granma wearz teh uggleez swetterz dey krochet.
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iz very disdressing
…adn in teh case o dis hairlezz kitteh: dis tressing.
In Soviet Russia teh Grannies doan do crochet, tehy are crochety.
yur tea iz nuffing moar dan hot leef joos! *PLEH*
add a liddle moo joos?
ore sum raw hunny? ore katckus necktar?
oar lemin joos?
there is no need to adjust your monitor this is a test only a link test
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this test was a failure – you are now returned to regular LOLing
two two two tests in one
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Well, dat 1 wurkd.
If you touch the two little spots on her head, you will splode from the cute.
… an be a dear an awlso get gramma a fyremenz wile ur atz it.
*snert*
axshully makes teh fyremens a “dubblol” too deary
hek wif dat, gib the fyremens one too menny.
chucklol!!!!
Ai can haz fyremenz 2? *snerk*
(eyelids drooping)
Gawd, muz be nize…
wut kind of lolcat is grammy?
looks like hairluss cuz of pointy ears but has fuzz lookin’ type hair.
dat b naughty grammy…
Dis beez grammy like in teh 10th Kingdom.
I lurrrrrrrv dat moobie.