Comments on: Hmm… Who I pester tooday?

By: Amos

Amos — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:15:37 +0000

lol @ comment above mine.

… the cat in this pic looks so maniacal!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:41:31 +0000

An den be shur to mauw picheouslee eff dey stehp on u on der way tu deh floor. A speshallee gud tuch iez tu pretenn u be skared tu deff of hyoomin nau. Diz will getsu lottsa snorgles n treets!

By: eubie

eubie — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:15:15 +0000

Sillee peepz! Tryin to fine owt how 2 breed bunnehs. Bunnehz awlreddi beez noin how, sew peeps doan haz 2 werii bowt it.

By: eubie

eubie — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:10:54 +0000

Pls take mini bukkits (nawt blu) of lurv to PB2K frum awl uf us. Adn tell herz wii awl sendin hedbonks adn snorgles 4 her adn b missin herz.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:12:14 +0000

(an demanding IN at 3:01)

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:41:31 +0000

We could use some heer in VA, too. Grass not be supposing to go “crunch” wen yoo walks on it.

By: KimW

KimW — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:52:39 +0000

My toesies-they has a flavor…
mmmmm Itteh bitteh kitteh flavor

By: Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy

Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:51:53 +0000

*lulz* mebbe datz teh probberlim. ai haz a fridai…brane nawt werkin…mebbee ai shud gif it sum alkymahawl.

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:36:53 +0000

Tipsy Fairy maybe yoo hafta drink some
more B4 yoo reed mai postages ??

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:31:49 +0000

imma= I am a gonna
cuz imma at werk here
mai odd speech syntax…
lettuce mi sho yoo

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:01:53 +0000

Hau bout trottin en frunt ah hyoomin an den suddenlee stoppin ur turnin so dey trihp an lannd onde floor! Ur run between der lehgs! Datz alwees komikul!

By: Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy

Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:53:39 +0000

duz he haz emptee fud dish wen he duz dat?

By: Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy

Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:52:05 +0000

whoz gittin fired furr onlinin?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:51:08 +0000

going aowt naow fur a bit…bbl

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:45:25 +0000

Yu kan pesturr mii til teh kowz com hoam, swiit kittoon! Yu haz mai hart.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:43:14 +0000

Ai been so-so/pleh l8-lee

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:43:00 +0000

Hmmm…

…mebbe there IS a ceiling cat!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:37:05 +0000

Co-Ed Nekkid Field Hawkey: Shorter Sticks, but Eberywun’z Awn Grass and Haz uh Ball!

By: laughoutloud

laughoutloud — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:36:49 +0000

if ur stuck on order, pester the dog first, then after supper, u can pester teh hoomins.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:32:25 +0000

Yep, fank CC

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:28:08 +0000

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By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:24:54 +0000

Ai hoeps yore bafroom iz close to yore sleepy plaec!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:18:47 +0000

Yep! Dats teh way AI luks wen kitteh jumps onna bladder
Itwerks, gits me up!!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:17:17 +0000

ain’t DAT teh troof!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:16:19 +0000

yes, dat be teh BRAT KITTEH! Him iz SPOYULED ROTTIN! …an yes, him iz a ‘big-boaned’ kitteh…an’ FLOOFY wif himz ‘medyum-lenth’ fur…medyum, mai *tail-fevverz*!!!

Ai will gib him a snorgle frum Awnt rhsb.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:12:43 +0000

I hazzint bin ther laytlee eethur. We yooshully drove – is 15 howrs frum heer to te verry tippy tawp uv Fla. Mah boyfrend livved in Fla fur sevral yeers an he noes awl teh grayt playces to go, speshully teh owtdoorsy playces (lyke Ocala National Forest and all uv teh luvlee kristle kleer springs wher yoo can swim).

Mah fayvrit beech in awl teh whirld, tho, is St. Joseph Peninsula park, which is on teh Panhandle, near Port St. Joe. (Google it for pikshors.) Wun uv teh whytest, most deserted beeches ayv ever seen. I walked along teh shor, pikkin up tynee sand dollars no bigger than a dime an puttin them in mah pokkits. *sigh* Akkordin to teh innernets, lots uv these parks is klosed rite nao bekuz uv teh bad wethurs.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:12:31 +0000

Vaguely listen to da hooman and nom foot
Woopy cushun on da chair
Xtra ordinary pestering!
Yoke on da face! HA!
Zebra sized poop on da living room!!!

YAY!! anuvver list…completed!!!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:10:47 +0000

Ai doan’t gib Zeus gushie foodz. Him lieks himz Iams crunchy foodz jus fien.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:05:40 +0000

Steppin on teh sleeping hooman’s fayce
Tawkin LOWDLY bowt teh gushyfuds that is wunted fur breffist
Udopting teh stufft annymals an draggin them throo teh haus
V . . .

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:58:27 +0000

uv/abaot…PLEH!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:57:37 +0000

ai thawt uv taht, butt ai can’t a-ford anuvver kitteh…wood dubblol awl kitteh-rel8ed bills…food, vet, etc..

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:54:48 +0000

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:53:24 +0000

mai Zeus kitteh finks foar-furty-tew-foar-foarty-fyve iz gud tyme to waek mi up…EBIL kitteh!

By: marystomtom

marystomtom — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:48:16 +0000

I pester you when you gets home.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:28:23 +0000

“so menny pesterinz, so little timez”

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:25:51 +0000

bout whut?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:18:58 +0000

Naut ginner aile – de REEL ting!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:17:25 +0000

*snert*

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:13:56 +0000

Nommin humanz lunch
Organeyzin odder kittehs fur world domiminiion
Putting humanz joolree and kees where days cant be fownd
Qwietly sneeking up and powncing on goggehs
Rammin fragyle tinkly tings on da hyest shelf
S…

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:11:23 +0000

n GINGER – gotta hab GINGER – duz wunners fur awl alemends.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:11:04 +0000

Nomming teh nao ded mausie yew cached adn brot in
Opra = catterwalling, yowling, skreeming, etc
Pikkin awna carpit
Q…

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:06:23 +0000

iz nawt so much halp ashually

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:00:12 +0000

I has neber been to Florida, aftur reading all Ur descripshunz
I wanna go, mebbe we canz go togethers and Uz can show meez
all deh grate places…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:58:55 +0000

Nite nite, OOBARK.

Iz Zeus teh kitteh in ur pikshurs? Himz a berry hansum boi! An beeg 2!

Gibs him snorglez frum mi.

By: Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy

Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:58:18 +0000

ai’z kinfuzzled.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:57:00 +0000

Ther wuz a restaurant in Daytona Beach that we lyked. Wuz kawled Kay’s Coach and Christmas House. Izzit still ther? They had taybuls with awl kynds uv moovie memorabili on teh taybuls. I izza moovie luvver. We thot it wuz kool!

*luks sad fur a minnit* We hazzint bin to teh Florida since mah kitteh Grem bekaym diabetik in 1998 (needed shots 2x a day). Hez gon nao but sumao we haz not hadda chantz to git bak to Fla. Haz bin away too lawng – 10 yrs! Hao tyme flys.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:55:13 +0000

Ai gots awl uv u beet!

Ai izza berry deep sleepur. Berry littlol waeks mi up. Josie knew tihs, sew hur wud get onna pillo abuv mai hed, and BITE teh tawp uv mai hed! Ai cud feel teh teefs!

Moast tyemz ai wud wayv mai han arown hur an sai, “Mommeh is NAWT a choo toi!”

To waek up hubbeh, hur wud stand awn wutebber part ov him hur cud get awn, an MEOW lowdlee!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:45:34 +0000

Glad ur trip waz gud!! pweaze to tell us wen u upload da video!! i’d lub to see dem! i liek da sound ub ur vacation! but iz sowwy fur da kitteh and ur sleepless nite ….
well, itz a furst tiem i’b heard sumone needing a vacahun from a vacation!!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:41:44 +0000

Wii inna Cally fornee cood rilly uze teh rain!! Bin habing teh drowt fur menny tymes…

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:40:19 +0000

fanks hashim! ai misseded yew awl sumfin feerce! wii taked a trip tew teh Jacksonville adn wented tew teh zoo dere. ai haz sum videeoh dat ai needz tew upload sew u can awl see mai liddle boi feeding teh jiraffes (adn meh tew, but ai wuz behinder teh kamera sew u kant seez meh HA!) wii goed tew teh MOSH tew, but teh boi dint lyke dat as gud, dey can haz teh gyant BUG displai dere adn it freekeded hims awt.
den wen we gotteded tew teh hawse Sundai nite, wii found teh awld lady kitteh wif teh hyoog konju…conjecti…her haz teh pink aye! sew awf to teh emg V-E-T wii goed adn ai got ownly wun huor uv teh sleepies (hers dewing muchly bedderer nao). adn den kame Fay. ai need a bacashun frum mai bacashun, aifinkso!!