Teen kitteh earnin extra
Teen kitteh earnin extra monies for cheezburgers
i awlso can mow lawnz 4 monies.
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o hai annipuss! con-cat-shoe-lotions for teh nawt sekkund spot! wud u liek som cold drinks? mebbeh som dansinz too?
ai fink iz better wif urs “Ai noe Ai berrid mai hooman sumware bowt heer”
oh, an concatshoolasjuns on ur nawt-second annipus!
in mai yoot wuz a soprano and sangnsang dis song:
I’ll See You Again
(noel coward)
I’ll see you again
Whenever spring breaks through again
Time may lay heavy between
But what has been
Is past forgetting
This sweet memory
Across the years
Will come to me
Though my world may go awry
In my heart will ever lie
Just the echo of a sigh
Goodbye
mai lubly daddeh ruined dis lubly romantical song bai sayin ” yeah, she buried him under the ice”
dis pic remnded mii ob dat
I lubs dat song too.
I fink yur daddy muss has been my daddy’s sekret brudder.
Dey has teh same scents uv yoomer!
Gud ting kitteh wurks n nawt hang aot wif gangs
Conga rats shoe laces, annipuss and WiljamiDzay!!1! You has a ty! Orff wif u 2 teh ty booteek. Ai hurd der is njoo merchandeyes in – kitteh-shaped aroomatick candlols. Awl flavuurs! Want sum?
And wot would u like for drinks and dances?
Ai juss got me a cawfee, thx. Ai’d lub a labender sentid candlol.
Ai wants a sit-ras flaeevoerd kan-lol. Obsoe lunsh for meh, thx =)
*Upfi hands out aroomatick candlols to teh cheezfrenz*
Ask Maus 4 his zippo iffn u wants 2 light ur candlol!
Prices go up ebberywhere, eben 4 kittehs!
dere oughta b a law, i tellz ya!!!!
Hide ‘n Seek… ur doin it rong… at least goggie thinks so.
did dat snow drift just bark?
Kitteh sez “Noe, u imajind dat”
ohhh sooo much snow!! WANT!
U can hab mai shaer – it’z prittee 2 lukk at, but nawt gud iffn u haz 2 goe owt 2 teh shops.
iz oteh, if u iz wawkin tho?
in germany, fingz be in walking distunc.
Ai haz a laem – soe wawkin is nawt eezzee eben wivout snoe.
Mabbeh we could get un of teh YNG 2 do teh shopping 4 U?
Ai fink him wud get berry cawld in teh sno wivowt cloes awn! Mai postman wares juss shorts an cotton shirt eben in teh sno – him sez iz OK az lawng az he keaps moobing! Maeks me feel cawld juss 2 lukk at him!
Ok, mabbeh YNG wif cloes awn until he gets teh shopping into ur haouse and den he can drawp teh cloes. k?
It’s funny dat u feels cawld looking at postman! Ai awlfways feelz cawld looking at gurl in TTI, dey ware so littlol cloes, pracktically nuffink! Ai’d die frum frostbyte, ai fink.
Can ai cum and do ur shopping 4 u? Pweaze?
U wud be walcum! Ai iz gettin 2 teh staij ware Ai needz awl teh halp Ai can get!
Oar if yoo needz to shubbel it awl bai hand. DO NOT WANT! Mayks bak hert 2 much!
pur kitteh duin humen job!
Snow job fur a Kitteh
senf fur der hoomunz slaves
can any1 halp me pleez?
i cant upload picshurs (i dun mean lols, i mean my own picshurs) to my profile!
i’ve tried load ‘n’ loads of tymes, and i press upload an i dusn’t wurk!
can sum1 halp?
Goe 2 ur profiel, clikk awn Pics, den clikk Browse, fined teh pic u want, den clikk upload. It may taek a few sekunds 2 sho up, but shud werk OK.
It dunt wurk fur me, eivver. Mabbeh teh server is borked 2day, dunno. Ai still has only un pickshur and dat’s teh un dat was dere be4 ai tried. Ai ebben refreshed teh payge! Didnt luuk enny fresher afterwurds, though. Mabbeh teh pickshures are dere tomorrow?
Ai uploadid a pic juss b4 Ai postid teh adbies – it werkt fur me!
naw, its not wurking for mee neither.
And nao it wurked!!1!! Nao ai has 2 picshures, un of mai abatar and un of mai abatar IRL. Cuuldude, pweaze try again. Mabbeh stoopid Wordpretzel needs 2 be convinced by several attempts? KAFLEEEN!!!! Can u pweaze cum and hoof dat stoopd weirdpretzel??
du u need a wordpress acount for it 2 wurk? coz ai aint got 1.
don’t fink so. But ebberybuddy blaymes wordpress if commints dunt show or linkies are nawt bloo so it seems like teh normul reackshun. Has u tried two_kittehs’ recomma … reck …. fing wot she said? Mayke pic smaller?
fanks for ur halp evry1, but da picshur ai iz trying 2 upload iznt 1 of mah new kitteh (that ai iz still waitin for) it iz a picshurs of a cheezburger, not 2 dissapoint any1!
I feels ur pane….
I had no trubble turning bloo, but I was never able to get a pickshure uploded on my weirdpress acct. I tried agin yesterdai… it just won’t werk. *snifful*
For some reason I get my avatar at work, but not at home…
Stoopy WeirdPress!!
are you logged in on WP right now?
soz, i mean i press upload and IT dusnt wurk (typo)
Hm, ai dont noes, rly. Cos it wurked awlrite 4 me. Lemme seh. No, u has no pickshures. But wot wunders me is dat teh bloo link goes to cuuldude wif an L and here u appeers as cuudude wifout teh L. Strayndge.
Ai try and upload ovva pickshur on my profile, k? Jest wait a bit.
oh , wait i fixed mai name naw, in da comment bord, it says name (required) and ai spelt it rong, silleh me!
its fixed naw!
Yay!!! U is pritty nao! Well dun! Nao try and upload again, k? Ai keep mai paws crossed 4 U!
Ai meen ai keep mai feelers crossed. Awl this interspeshies activities r getting me totally confoozled.
yey! i maid it smaller, and naw it wurked!
Try reducing the size of your jpg files. If they are too big then they take forever
to be uploaded.
ai know dis sounds stupid, but how do ai do dat?
do you have any photo editing software? like photoshop or Picassa?
naw, i havnt soz
naw, wait dun wurry, i managed 2 du it wiv a programme dat was tucked away in the dust of ma hard drive (microsoft office picshur manager)
thanks for da advice, lets c if it uploads!
What about the free software that came with your digital camera?
Also Picasa is a free software from Google that you can download
http://www.picasa.google.com
fanks so much evry1!
ai used microsoft office picshur manager to make it smaller, an naw i uploaded it!
ai didnt use a digital camera for dis picture, ai got it from de interwebs, but wen ai get mai kitteh, i will be aible 2 take picshurs of it an upload dem with ease!
you did it !
we iz waiting for the photoos of deh bebbeh kitteh!
i iz having de bebbeh kitteh late next week! hooway!
Yay, he did it! And wot an awesumly big cheezburger it iz! FTW!!!1!!!
Ai’m looking forward to photos of bebbeh kitteh! and dun worry abaot kweshung being stoopid. Just arsk, peeps will awlways be halpful here and NAWT make fun of ur nawt noing. Srsly.
Akshully kitteh is destroying the evidence of himz crimez.
sooooo, tellz me, wen didz u las c teh goggie? i-witnesseseseses claim u wus las seen walkin wid teh goggie in teh direkshun ov dis snoebankz. wellll??? wut doe u hav 2 sayz fur urself?
Ai dunt fink enny kitteh woould walk wif goggie … goggie mabbeh chayse kitteh, but dat’s anuvva story.
mebbe datz y teh goggie ran in-2 teh snoeshuvul? *hed-bonk!*
honeslee!!! i noe hitz him!!! is trooo!!!
I iz sowee Mr kitteh but Uz has 2 come wid us
what goggie, I kno no goggie, nor does I walk wid the said goggie, U must be
mistaken offisur
soe wut iz u tryin 2 haid dere den? hmmmm???
I iz not hiding nuffing, dis mah second job
I haz 2 be working 2 jawbs to feed mah bebbeh kittehs
cheezburgers and nipz
and save fur der edumakashunz
I iz a law biding kitteh offisur
hey twokittehs, can you please tell me how you change the little icon for your user name into a picture you chose? I like how I see people doing that but I do not know how. if you reply here I think the comment will come to my inbox at my email. thanks!
Tawkin is abowt tu becum interestin. Ai knoz, bekoz itz teim fur mee to go tu sleepiby. And dey r abowt tu put up noo pikturz too! Dey awlwayz doo wehn ai goez tu bed. Wen ai wakez up, ai am awlways wai behin in ebrythink!
(Ai hab had mai whine naow!! Komplainin, letz me show u itz!!)
Ai am off tu Zzzzzzzzzzz. See u awl tumorro.
byebye MarthaV!
sweet dweems!
Bye, MarthaV! Cum here, have a hug.
{{{{{MarthaV}}}}}
Ai feels ur pain cos ai nebber gets teh picshoors at 12 am cheeztime cos den it’s bedtyme 4 me!
hiyaz, me iz bak nao. hoo iz eveewone doowin?
o, y evrywon goin nite-nite? heer it only 8:00 am
I iz in Ur yard, digging Ur grave fur dressing me up
in those hideous sweaterz
he iz wantin an tomatos on his cheesburger
meh kittehs no wantz tomatos on cheezyburgerz, dey wantz bacon,bacon,bacon!
Iz gud work ethicz tho, kitteh learnz to wurk for wat him wantz, shovel snowz today, rulez world tomorra!
Cheezburgurz an CATlege. Naow tahtz wut ai kawl an industriyus teen kittoon!
Fargo kitteh
is hideng teh monee
Tehn it’s back to
teh wood chippur
Ai seed dis moobie! It was writted n duhrektdid bai Cat Eastwood. Sno Shuvuls uv ower fatherz. Dey wus real cats bak den. Dey walked ebreewar uphill in de sno. N uvcors dey wus graytfull.
des kittehs r really kute
LOLZ i wud doo dis if i hed dee tymz n ehnurgee!