I change desktop.
I change desktop. Iz much better.
iz betteh den wen u did dis 2 mah screen wun dai.
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and i agree!!
ebry fing which haz meh iz on da road of prosperity… or in simple wurdz, it rox!!
conCat chew lazings, Hashim!
c .u layter, alligator, TTFN
inna wile, krokodile!
fank u sweetpea!!
iz it jus’ meh or i cant see mah abatar??
Ai can see it on all ur commints.
Conga-Rat-Shoelaces Hashim for teh F.U.R.S.T. posty!
Fanks Sairys!!
uhmmm… cauz u r noo here Sairys, we hab to tell u dat we haz to use nawt sekund or furthest frum last instead of f*r*t… i wont blame u!! u iz noob here
I fink it’s ok to yoos teh f-werd liek this…. just not when u is actually making the nawt-sekkund comment!
wel, it reely only matters if its teh purson wif teh nawt-sekond post hoo sez “furst!” but yoo haz nebber dun taht, hashim, yoo iz verry well-behayvd nawt-sekond poster.
so mebbee we gib sairys a brake caws she nawt sayin “furst” on herz own not-sekond post, but only concatshoolating teh nawt-sekond poster.
hee hhe will skare the goggie
next tiem he goez to dat siwy hawt dawg site.
*setz compewter to ICHC puurrrrrr manentlee*
*goggiee cumz up to compewter spekting bland skreen*
yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi runz off tale between legz as hims sees teh kittehz fizzynomony
*kitteh dusts paws off in satisfakshun & snikkrs.*
hehehehehehehehehehehe!
Of course it is!
Awl those bloo ikons is fur nomming!
Ai lyke haow ikons r arranjd so kittehs fase shows between ikons.
nom nom all dem silli ikons. Hooman oni needz ikon for cheezburgers
so troo- how duz yu find nething wif taht krowded skreen? Folders iz tehre fore a reesun.
Agweed!
Desktop kitteh is tops on ur desktop.
an on mah laptop an mah lap
iz in yer puter, bein yer desktop.
Nawt 2 menshun awl teh fur datz prolly inna towur.
kin we talk abowt wallpapur now?
adn teh sqweensafer tew??
Yus, dats mush betturr!!!
all ur privacy r belongz to us!!
An ai nawt prowd uv maiself at awl!
iz it jus meh or no one can see mah abatar??
i can see it Hashim!
Ai sees teh littlol bitteh Simba!
ohhh… but i cant
Ai can sez it tu! meybe ew log out an in gain? Sumtime dat wurk fur meh.
Or thretten pooter wiv a ax! Taht werks for me!
i seez yor purty orinj stripee abatar!!
lol mez lik bold shenanagan
dus yu hav a lysense fur taht shenanigan? Tehy can be a daynjerus weppun, in teh rong handz
itz jus yu Hashin me seez it
Frenz, ai can has halp? Duz teh CCC has enny oxigin? Mai sinusis r teh mucho pleh 2dai. Plus, tehy has bin moovin us arown heer at werk, stirrin up dust. Teh co-wurker (hoo ai nawt lyk) hoo mooved in2 teh rume ai’m in izza beeg ole germofobe an hur sprayed an sprayed an sprayed reelee noxshus-fumed cleener.
Ai fink ai’m dyin in heer!
**rhsb collapses inna floofy heep**
CCC – STAT!!!!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEECH!!! Teh CCC pulls up.
*gremlin pushes teh oxygen button, anna mask dropz down*
*gremlin kwikly puts mask over rhsb*
Breethe, rhsb! Breethe!
**teasel creepz inna rume**
**seh luks fur teh cnaz ov poysin**
**findz!**
**creeps owt ov teh rume wif awl teh noxshus-ness an teh cans**
Wif teh oxijen gremlin gibed u an awl teh ickee sprayz gone, Ai hope u beez feline bedder soon!
oh noes rhsb!!1! I dunno noes if deh CCC has enny oxigin.
*openz deh dorr adn rum-age, rum-age, lookie, lookie*
ahhh, hear iz sum gin, but I noes sea any oxi-gin. Can ai ficks u a martooni?
maibe sumbodee can helpz mai findz deh oxi-gin.
I founded a gin in tonic….and i drinked it….butt no oxy-gin.
iz der ani tonic leff, missy, soes ai can haz gin in tonic 2? is yummiez, aifinkso.
Pores B-G a large gin in tonic…or three.
iz like on teh ayrplane, wen tehy shows yoo how to uze teh oksyjin mask an tellz yoo taht yoo haz to hlep yorself before yoo kan helps anywun else.
dat iz yumiez. beri refreshying. tank u.
*cleenkz glaz wif missy*
oh noeeesss!!! heer, teh spesiul 100% garanteed pure Cheezland oxygeen purrduced bai teh Dbeaker Labs. hopez u feel bettur zoon. an pleh! 2 teh noxhus-fumer!
but that onlee fixez half teh problum!
Heer rhsb, take dis pest repelolint, and sprai as nessisaries to rid urself of pesty stinkee cowerkers.
*Bring in one of his spherical canvas boxes*
Here, Minion. Stuff your co-worker in here and throw her in the dumpster…
Fanks, EM.
Ai nawt need a beeg wun. Dis pest iz littlol, but cawzes BEEG problums!
i gess iz mai turn to hoald teh dumpster lid- but this taim, ime waring teh glubs soze ai duznt leeve fingerprintz.
i liek ur finkin…
Mr.Ebil Maus….
I really must insist you stop encouraging people to misuse our product.
The canvas,spherical boxes are NOT meant for use as body bags.
Thank you and Have A Nice Day,
Eeckthecat
Ebil Box Company
*arrives Certifieable Mail*
.
Sir/Madame Eeckthecat
Ebil Box Company,
.
RE: canvas, spherical boxes (product)
.
The attached letter sent from the EBC has been referred
to this office for litigation assessment. The subject product
does not provide adequate “warning” labeling, and therefore
may be used in any manner our client may see fit. This serves
as notice to cease and desist in all attempts to intimidate
customers or this matter will be sent to the Law Office for
processing. Additionally, a sample of said product is being
sent to the Federal Warning Label Watch Committee for further
investigation.
.
Quite Seriously,
the “Customer’s” Advocate
Dear Customer’s Advocate….
Please be advised that we have retained the counsel of LolyerKitteh in this matter.
See below.
Thank You
…and,yes – you are “certifieable”.
Hurrah! You’ve engaged lawyer’s in this matter! A classically Ebil thing to do! My Ebil plans powers are working! My power is increasing! BWAHAhahahahahahahahahaha……
*arrives by raging monorail courier*
.
To Whomever is this Eeck’s Supervisor
Ebil Box Company
.
RE: LolyerKitteh of SEGE&ND Katorneys
.
The subject firm has been retained by your underling.
A search of public records indicates that this “firm”
generates most of their business through on-the-take
EMTs and postal workers who read business mail.
The actions noted in our previous letter will move to
the next level of escalating gravity. At this time a one
time offer of Admission of Culpability is extended. Action
now will be in everyone’s best interest.
.
in All Powerfullness,
the Spartan Commission
the “Customer’s” Advocate
Notso Deer Sir
In future pleez refrain frum adressin any correspundance 2 owr client. Shud u hav any furvur hawt air 2 vent, pleez adresss urself to LolyerKitteh ov teh Furm ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol
Urs unfaiffully
LolyerKitteh Esq.
*telegram*
.
ok stop ok stop since you are an ESQ stop
this will stop stop
OH NOES rhsb!!
**callz da CCC and taeks a kyoot luking oxygen mask frum it**
**puts it on rhsb**
breath!! breath!!!1!!
o wait… ***drags out rhsb’s co-workers by a distraction of a kyoot kitteh***
naow da awful smell iz gone… u should be better!
Breathe!!!
I hadded the handy-man into our offis today and he smellded lyke he bathyed in a vat of 1985’s Polo by Ralf Law-ren…..hope he and RHSB’s co-worker never get togethur!
In mai bukk dat cownts as assalt – Ai wuns frettind sumwun inna shop hoo wuz goin 2 sprai perfoom awn me dat it wuz nawt lawful.
**rhsb slowlee comez 2, luukin kwite teh groggy**
Fanks sew mush, frenz!
Ai’m skeered taht awl diz moovemint izznt gonna b gud. Ai lyk mai jawb, but chanj? DO NAWT WANT! Ai will chanj fings maiself. Ai has applyed 4 udder jawbs. Needz moar munnies! Plus, ai nawt lyk teh luuks ov wats comin rownd teh bend ware ai’m at.
yoo haz jawb ishoos tew?
ai noes hao dat iz. ai’z dooin mai switchee frum mai summeh derpawtmint tew mai fall depawtmint (ai’z bazikly an inturn) an teh noo HR guy wnat tew hab a meetin bowt teh summeh adn fall turms. ai haz teh purranoydz bowt dat cuz ai wuz NAWT gud werker at teh stawt uv summeh turm, wen dey dint noe wut tew doo wif mee. iz hawd tew bee mowtivaytid wen yoo noe yoo gunna spen ur dai sittin n ur kyoob dooin nuffin. (o yah, and ai apurrintleh yoozded mai flextym tew creaytifleh. ai thot dat wuz teh poynt uv flextym, btu ai gess ai wuz meowstaykin.)
ai wishez yoo gud luckee in giitin a jawb yoo feelz bettah bowt.
an yah, ai noes ai skrood up an maed stoopid mistaek. ai dunno if datz eevin liekleh tew com up. blah.
{{{{{ Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy }}}}}
Cum, have a hug. Ebberyun maykes mistaykes. Dat’s wot being hoomin is awl ab00t.
soundz likes u needs a fan & sailene spray for the noze. I has those trubbles too. If’n it getz too bad u may need to talks to roomie (and bossez) to let herz knowz it’s botherin’ u.
or leaves her a hayrbawl in her trashcan…
(I has experience in dis…not fun!)
PS: get wellz soon!
Az much az ai wuz coffin earlyer, u wud fink ai wuz hackin wun up!
Iz feel bettah nao? Sowries, ai got dee-stracted buy deh gin. Cheesiecat haz gud eye-dee-er. Soundz liek ur germophobe hooymin needz 2 findz hariball in herz spaec. Den maibe she seas taht her sprayin maekin you awl cawfee.
Ai gots teh PURRFECK plan!
Ai jest tuuk a Benadryl. Dat will put mi 2 sleep, an mai SNORIN will driv teh pleh co-wurker crazee!
an wile yu iz snorin- ai will teleport ovr there an put teh hareball in her stuff and steel awl teh pleh fresheners and replase tehm wif Scents uv Hyoomer, apple pi, and uther nise flavers.
taht way yu haz an aleebi..
now we just hasta find scottee and get him to yuse the teleporter.
I tink da hareball shud be under da desk where shez can step onnit. Trash can too sbtell.
Ai tink tihs wud be a gud ty to deeploi….Teh Nyn Speshully Slekted Scotcheseses! As suplyd bai Paws4Thot. Let me go fech teh list
*Ambercat wanders off, to luk in her pooter fyls*
Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip.
Paw4thot sez “Ah tink daht cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.”
Slàinte!
(Is Garlik fer “Cheers”)
rite bak atcha!!
and dis should be on da tawp spawt too!!
spekin of wich, how mez git mine show?
da abatar fingy??
u needz a wordpress account for that, the avatar in that account is the avatar in your ICHC account!
Nawt Sekkund stop: desktop
Sekkund stop: all ikons
After Sekkund stop: yer brane
ai kin see kleerly naow mai brane is gon…
ai kin see awl icons are in mai way
gon r teh dark tawps dat had me blind
it’s gonna be a brite, brite sunshiny day
iz a alligator or a crock?? maek up ur mind!!
huh?
dis should be on da tawp spot!
Access denied.
Access denied.
Access . . . granted!
but wut is teh passwerd?
adurable kitteh
beautimous kitteh
cyoot kitteh
dreamy kitteh
e…..
edorable kitteh
fabuloos kitteh
gorgeeoos kitteh
h…
Eternal noms
Full uf kyootness
Gushi fud
H….
Happytail kitteh
Ingeeniyus kitteh
Justthebestkittehintehwhirld kitteh
Koolest kitteh of em all
Lol!
MAM!!1!
N…
Nomwerthy kitteh
OMG kyut kitteh
Pritti kitteh
Qweenly kitteh
Rambunkshus kitteh
S…
Supernom
Thxbai!
U iz mah minion
V…
Veree nais kitteh
Washin kitteh
X-tra kyoot kitteh
Yah, itz a kitteh
Zow! Wut a kitteh!
nom
Notiss how I maek shur yu can see mah purty fase by pushin teh ikons outa de way. Sumwhut triky to do wif only paws to wurk puter-mowse.
Kitteh noes all abowt making mowsie moves…..
Kitteh needz to make hooman clean up all dos ikons. Dey aren’t merit badges! Needz mor spaace to see kitteh piktur.
y cat in teh compy?!?!?!
DON’T WORY KITTEH, I’LL SAV YU!!!
*crash* *Bang* *Bonk* *silence*
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*dizzy* i tink i need a *flop*……
On yor desktop, nomming yor ikons . . .
They is taystee an nootrishus!
Antivirus!! GO!!
Antivirus??
**error: ur antivirus haz been nommed. Please to install new one… o wait… ur firefox is nommed too… Error Elebenty9.**
o dang!
help iz on da way!!
**puts Sairys on a stretcher and taeks him to da nearest hospitalol**
**dr.tinycat heals himz**
**Sairys iz conshus agayn**
u ok dude??
me ok…. i tink i got nommed tho…
im ok tho i jus losed teh kitteh tweet i had in ma hand. and teh tips of ma fingernails
oh… dan itz fine!!
Uhhhh…iz it me or duz dis hyommin hav an extro….extra….a REELY large amownt uv icons ?????
noe eeck, dat IZ a lotz ob iconz. a berry buzy desktoppee indeed!
and old too!!
luks liek windowz 2000 or sumfin…
Wats teh point uv habbin a lubblee kitteh wallpapur iffn u can’t see it fir awl teh ikons?
maibe deh kitteh in deh cm’pooter canz fixie and tidie upz deh hyoomiz desktoppee. ai herez deh beri fas…. fastid….faztidi-us or summpin datz meanz tidee.
Teh tech world needz to use cheezburgers insted uv icons,ai finkso…..
or would that mayke us hungree awl the time ???
Mai pyooter keeps tellin me dat der aer unyoozd icons awn mai desktop an asks iffn Ai wanna stor dem in anuvver icon cawled “unyoozd iconz”!
at tiemz liek dese, call a kitteh, u must!
urs duz dat tew? ai fink iz an XP fing? ai haz teh eebil Vista awn Bessie (non-werk puter) an ai dun fink ai bin gittin dat mesij.
Eeckthecat
Ebil Box Company
It haz comez 2 owr attenshun, (see attached lettur) dat ur componee iz currentlee havin diffeekultees wiv a sertain indiveedual, a Mr. Ebil Maus, ai beleeve?
It ees mai desteenkt pleesur teh offur owr lollegul survices, at a nominul fee ob corse, shud u b considerin lollegal aksion vis a vee said indeevidual.
Ur obeedeeunt serbunt
LolyerKitteh ov teh Furm ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol
*lettur attached*
Mr.Ebil Maus….
I really must insist you stop encouraging people to misuse our product.
The canvas,spherical boxes are NOT meant for use as body bags.
Thank you and Have A Nice Day,
Eeckthecat
Ebil Box Company
Iz teh “nom”-inal fee elebenty cheezburgers ????
And ai haz herd dat yer firm is very gud wif dese fings…….
Eeckthecat
Ebil Box Company
Ohhhh yus indeedee. wee iz teh berry good at scritchin, gougen an nomin. az 2 yur nawt sekkund qwestion, teh fee iz indeed elebenty cheezburgers paid in-2 owr off-shore acownt in Catalonia.
Ur obeedeeunt serbunt
LolyerKitteh ov teh Furm ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol
Hey Bozo! What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
hmmm… well dey’re both bottum feeders….
Close. The canonical answer is: “One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.”
i was warm!
Hey LolyerKitteh! What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A gud start??
Right!
*Ba-da-bum ching*
Mr.Ebil Maus
Pleez too refrain frum refurring 2 memburs ov dis lolfurm az “Bozo”. Shud u continoo in dis vein/artery, teh lolfurm ov ScritchEm, GoougeEm an NomDem Katorneys at Lol wil b forced 2 tak aproopreeate aksion.
STN!!!
hey bossmaus,
did yu here taht teh labs stawppt yusing mauses in tehir xsperimints in faver uv yusing lawyers insted. Whai do yu think tehy did that? Issit bekuz awl mai lettrs and vandalism finallee sunk in?
I infiltratd ya workstayshun wit bad code, now nomin ya filez
kittehs plot to takes over proceding nicelyz, nex time kitteh putz pic of himz rulin vorld on desktop!
stoopydum qwestion here….why iz not spoze to uze word startin wif “f” & endin wif “irst”? itz nawt so bad az some wordz i hearz alla time that hurtz my sweet lil earz.
ai dunno, ai got callded awn dat yerstahdai tho.
akshullee, i dunno why but itz a rule ifinkso… u can say da ‘f’ wen nawt on da tawp spot, or nawt sekund position… a few dayz, an amendamint waz passed by two_kittehs dat u can say da ‘f’ wurd if u r nawt on da nawt sekund spot!!
purrfekt explanashunz by Ambercat complete wid historical detaylz!
Weeeeeeelllll, onse upon a tym, wen a gnu LOL caym up, peeps wud juss showt “Furst” an run awai an it wus thort not so grate akchully. So it’s nawt rilly taht yu canute sai “Furst” ever ever ever, juss taht, if yu R furst, donut juss showt “Furst!”, trai an fink ob sumfink funnee or cleber or wittee to sai. An tehn yu will be rewarded wiv drinkees an dances an, if yu shair teh tawp spawt, yu get to go to teh Ty-booteek an choos a lubly gift!
Maek sens?
da furst tiem i caem to ICHC wen i accidently got a nawt sekund, annipuss asked me if it was my nawt sekund nawt sekund and i didnt knoe wat to say!! i didnt understand den!!
but u do now, rite?
ai’z in ur puter, sheddin in ur hawd driev.
Ohai! i upgraded ur ram… but i eeted it!!
Nawt wine-ing, butt… Ai wish ai gnu wut ai’z dew’ing wrong. Ai’z jus trai’ing tew phit in on ICHC.
why, wat happened??
HASHIM!!! et wurked!!! yay!!! … noaw ma kitteh is nomming my maos….
YAY!!
but ur naem iz no moar bloo… u no wat to do bout it, rite??
(uh-gen, nawt wine’ing, butt sinse ewe ask): Nuffing. In otter werdz, aai poast sumfing, an daze go bai…wif knoa-wun sai’ing ennyfing in re ply. Ai feelz trans-parint awn ICHC.
Ohai, Owl! Yoo is nawt bein ignord. Sumtiems dayz go by an nobuddy rites bak to stuff I sed eether. Plz do nawt feel teh lonely. Enjoi teh pritteh kitteh pikshors an join in teh fun!
Ai trai to joyn, gremlin, but iz noa fun tokking tew maiself.
Owl, sinse u ask, I has notissed… that sumtimes u post on old threds where prolly no one is postin anymores.
If u takes a look when u sign on, on teh right under teh ‘Who be Talkin’ list, u can catch up to where people are, right then!
Hope dat halps!
thx, leeza. Ai trai tew poast ware peepz r poasting, but still noa luck. Wut’z teh laifspan uv eech lolpic? Ai awlso poast awn current pics tew let sirin peepz knoa ai leftuh replai awn anuver lol, butt tehy still doan’t peplai. …maeks meh feel liek them iz saying ‘get lawst,’ sew ai stawp poasting foar awail.
Don’t give up…. luk at teh Who Talking now- everyone is on teh monorail lolpic!
Most of teh time, peeple are on teh newest lol. there is always a few peeple catchin up on prebius lols of teh same day. But yooshually, once the day’s over, peeple don’t go back to prebius days.
It mite halp too if u reeds teh kind of things otter peeple says… insted of coming on and just saying, Ohai! say something abowt teh pickshure, or remark on a conversashun peeple is habbing…
Maybee wach for a wile and try agin?
Ai go tew ‘Waitin fer’ pic nao…seemz tew be ware teh peepz aer…will chek bak heer.
…if ai can ‘member tihs iz whare ai poastid tihs.
Ewz nawt tranbarent ai seez ew. Ai haz trobel sumtime tu it gose by so fas dey on nex picshor. Cauz ai wurks. (Liek dey said- chek ‘who be talkin’)
Ai tells ew doe, des bery bes peplols eber.
{{{{Owl}}}}}
{{{oobark}}}
cum here, have a hug. U sounds as iffn u could use wun. Iz just normul, dere r sow menny commints 2 reed and 2 fink ab00t and it nawt be possibul 4 a hoomin wif 2 hands awnly 2 reply 2 dem awl. Mabbeh kittehs coold do it wif awl der 4 paws, but ai 4 mai part can’t. Dun’t whine, it maykes ur pritty owl fayce awl uglee.
Lol!! u said butt!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/17/funny-pictures-u-said-buttz/#comments
hawoo is n e wone heer??? mez done wid lunch? tak noaw?
ya, me iz here and conga ratz on ur abatar!!
iz dat ur kitteh??
luks liek happy cat!
dis iz happycat:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/11/i-can-has-cheezburger-3/#comments
he iz a happy kat! hiz name is Spike.!
ok!
wat breed iz Spike?
he is what we call a heinz 57 kitty, tiger stripe
ai’z heer, beein ‘noyin.
selb satisfyed kitteh, is selb satisfyed
Ohai,
Ai wan tu tells cheezfriens dat ai gose tu shelder an git tu nue kittehs. Dey nawt babees, cauz eberone gits babees so ai adopts tu older kittehs (dey fink dey bout 5) what los der hoem cause of fambily trajedy.
Ai puts der picshur hear:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1828404
.
Ai stell wates fur mah midnight but des kittehs fill littel bit of hole in may hart.
Fanks fur aww your halps. We redy tu moev forwars.
ai am soooo hapeetayl 2 heer dat. kon kat shoelaces on ur nu kittehs!!!!!!
Ohai midnightsdeer!!
wat bery kyoot kittehz u hab!!
.
gud fing u adopted da adult cauz all dem adults musta get lefted out cauz all da kittehz musta been sold
but naow, i haz a happee!!
So byootimus, adn dey looking so happee alreddy.
{{{{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, midnightsdeer, they is such luvlee kittehs! Whut joi they will bring yoo! Hooray! Let teh bells uv happehniss ring owt!
Nao I has sumpthin to tell yoo. I do nawt meen to mayk this lyke a lekshor or ennything, just shayrin mah own personal filosophy.
I haz bin a frend uf kittehs I halped feed an giv blankees to on mah porch, hoo did nawt stay with me. Sum of those kittehs disappeerd with no wurd. No messaj. No post kard. Mah hart wuz borked – wher did those kittehs go? Wun wurrees abowt these things.
Mah sister (this is teh deer sister hoo gayv me Dexter, mah bran-noo tabby kitteh with whyt paws) an I decyded that when we duzzint noes teh ending uv what we feers may hav been an unhappeh storeh, we givs owrselvs this gift:
We agrees to beleev that ther wuz a happeh ending.
Yoo kin choos to beleef menneh things when yoo duzzint noes whut happind neggst. Yoo kin be teh sad, thinkin uv teh bad things that culd hav happind. Yoo culd beleef that kitteh wuz udopted an has a happeh hoem, livvin teh gud lyfe, slelepin on a sawft blankee by a warm fyre, with menneh treets an luvvin harts an hands.
So – whyl yor deer kitteh may soon coem hoem (an I hope so!) an giv yoo a REEL happeh ending to that storeh, I reeches owt to yoo and hands yoo this gift in a boks:
I givs yor kitteh hoo disappeerd a happeh ending. An I hoep yoo will do teh saym.
{{midnightsdeer}}
Gremlin, you are so kind and wise. You are one of the cheezpeeps who make ICHC such a wonderful place.
Thank you.
DK
Aw, shucks, cheez-peeps! *rubs toe in durt, luks imbarrist*
{{groop hug wit DK an leeza-b an uthers hoo is shayrin teh happeh today}}
oh Gremlin, u made my eyes leek!
*snifful*
*HONK*
u almost maeded me cry!!
u iz a bery gud cheezpeep Gremlin!!!
Ew are so veree deer Gremilin! Ai fins comford wif your insidful wurds. an mah fas leek wif da luf ew shos tu us wif sads.
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ai noes ew are a gif tu us! Ew turly mazing perzin!!
{{{{{{{Gremilin}}}}}}}}}}
Aw, nao – no moar leeky eys! We tayks turns heer taykin kayr uv eech uther. Is wun uv teh things I lyks best abowt ICHC!
Nao go an snorgle those noo kittehs fur meh, pleez!
Yor pal, Gremlin
Gremlin, yer stoory it tutshes mah hart. i must reemembr it fur doz tymes wen i can not see de endinz.
midnightsdeer…i do not no mor den is heer of yer midnight, but hiz story tutshes mah hart too. and I am happee fur yoo dat yoo haz fownd deze too kittehs to giv yer luv too and dat dey has fown yoo.
hurraaaaa fur happee endinz.
Oh tihs is sooooooooo troo, Gremlin. Mai Ruby (Amber’s sister) disamappeered 2 yeers ago. Ai moobed haus :Ai updayted her chip to mai gnu address. No werd; no sine; no nuffink. But Ai choos to bleev she fown a gnu foreber hoem an mebbe, juss mebbe, Ai’ll get a cawl an she’ll com hoem. But, in teh meentym, Ai has mai Amber and ahe’s mai behbeh!
Iz ober picshurs
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1828370
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1828353
ur nu kittehs iz teh beeyootiful!!!!!!
wat beatiful kittehs!! hedbonks to u and ur new fattie and kyoot kittehs!!!1!
pweaze to hab a gud lief wiff ur noo kittehs!!
LOL dey iz boff needing a diet. (we nawt tellz dem dat, dey jus fink ai nawt gibs dem az mush fud az der daddy dids.) Tiny, dah beeg one, wayed in at 21lbs wen coem tu shelder. He haz loosded 6lbs at shelder an should loosded 2 more.
Luv ur nu kittehs, dey are teh beeyootiful!!!
*Beems liek prode mama*
Fanks ew!!
*Beems liek prode mama*
Fanks ew!!
concatshoomatayshuns awn ur noo kittehs! ai ‘doptid owder kittehs tew. lotsa fambleez wnat a bebbeh kitteh fur dere lil darlins, an ai fink dat sumtiems teh owder kittehs dun git as gud chans tew fynd noo hoems jus cuz deyz nawt bebbehs.
iz tru. Shelter sais mah kittehs be in 3 x 3 crat sinz Abril. Dey so very lofuable liek dey noes ai saves dem.
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Dues your kittehs be grateful tu?
Owr calico shows her be grateful bai likking us, den biting. Oar jus biting… Ai lubs her so mush ennewai!!!
oh DK! I has a happy to tell u.
Last nite an all-teim furst.. all 3 kittehs in teh same room, and I lived to tell abowt it!
concats! mai kittehs dun liek tew bee in teh saem room and deyz sistehs!
lil sistehlee haytrid dere, ai gess.
lolz! my 2 old gurls are sisters too. dey’s ok in teh same room, but cuddlin, they do NOT want! cept from me.
I iz just happy if they don’t hurt teh noo kitteh. Frendz mite be axing 2 much!
if Melissa finks dat Morgaine iz tew cloes, she maeks teh hissy noyziz…eebin if shez teh wun who wen neer Morgaine! an ai fink dey eech claymd a room. Melissa pwns mai livin room an Morgaine pwns mai bedroom (luckee dat, cuz Melissa haz teh lawng furz adn gitz lotsa furbawls)
Does kittehs nawt liek obers? Dat maek it hard fur ew?
I recentlee took in a stray kitteh. She is prolly 6-9 mos old, so still a kitten… but I has had Thelma and Weezy for ober 12 years, since they was teene tinee babbehs, and they has never been up close to another kitteh. So I had a big worry abowt how tehy wud react. Speshully since everyone says it’s the gurl kittehs that don’t get along sew well!
And yes it’s hard! b/c Gummi was sick when I took hur in, and I had to keep her separated, and having the howse all divided up is teh pleh; now, we is having supervised interackshus, which is time consooming fur me. But hopefully we will be a fambly soon.
Doen dey do dat liek dey groomin? Dat iz sign of affec… aff… lufs ew?
ai fink soe. deyz 8 yeers owd an deyz sistehs, an teh hoomane sosieteh ppl wnatid dem ‘doptid togeddeh, soe dey wuz in a dubbel-wyd cayj fur 2 munffs befoar ai fyndid dem. wun ov dem had teh saem naem as mee, sew ai gess dat maenz dey wurr ment tew com hoem wif meh. an ai fink dere vurry hapii nawt tew bee livin wif lil darlins enny moar…iz nice an kwiet in mai partmint.
Dey soun vewy luky tu haz ew fin dem! Gibs dem snorgle tu meh.
oh m’deer, dat is such a grate thing to do, teh older cats always has so much trubble findin teh hoams
WIN fur u and WIN fur teh kittehs wif noo forever hoam! It’s a WIN-WIN!
iz testing mah nu abtaar
has boff kittehs in it!
first attempt=FAIL
tryin againz
ok it worked! I forgitted to update mah profile..
iz werkin nao. ur kittehs haz a kyoot!
o fanks! TTDF
M’deer! Haz nawt bin heerin taht N lawng tahm! N teh souf, mini chirrens cawl tehr grammas “m’deer”, adn sumtahms at teh skul, tehy will axi dental lee cawl mii taht. Awlwaiz corm siderd taht a turm ub in deer mint. Adn naow u R m’deer 2 teh nuu kittehs.
Ai naut noes dat!!! Fanks for da sharin an welcums to da cheezbords!
{{{{eubie}}}}}
midnightsdeer,u iz teh AWSUMEST !!!!!
To take in new kittehs is wundemus enuf,but to take teh older kittehs is bedderer still !!!
Iz agreez! 3 cheerz for midnite seer
Ur kittehz are purteh, I haz a happeh
and I sowee to hijack deh thread aboff I wantid to start my testing
as a nu comment
Iz fin, aw wans tu see nu abitars tu. Doe ai hasa sais day kitteh, wat es in da old abitar iz quite da kewtiness!
tehy iz verry lukky kittehs an yoo iz verry lukky hooman!! yes, teh bestest way to mend hole in teh hart is to fill up yor hart wif more kittehs.
Yu noes, nobuddy has sed it yet, but whut mayks this kitteh luk lyke he’s smiolin (IRL, not on teh desktop) is:
-teh liddel half-smyol
-teh half-lidded eys lukkin with affekshun at teh persun taykin teh pikshor
Dis bery tru what ew sais!
Maibes he bery satisfy wif compuder wurks, he smyols wif pryd?
ohai sairys, meh gotz to get readies for workie soons but how getz lil pic to showz on ur message der? needz to mek account elzewere? how to do dat?
blues needz cawfee alfullllll badz
oh cool… naow i haz 100 frenz… must tell cweenmj bout dis!!!
well, she haz elebenty thousand frenz so i guess itz no big deal to her!
Ah onlee bee on site for a bitty few daze & gotz 15 frendz, makin meh dew happee danzez! soon I hopez to have manee morez, cheezepeeps so nice!
ah don tink ah catchez up to cweenmj tho, she haz mega-frendz =)
SUPER MEGA ULTRA ELEBENTY HUNDRED FRENZ!!!
why did me avatar dissapear…. :O
didja log out of wordpress??
hai hashim, sorree if askin youze to repeatz, needz to have wordpress acct to makee avatar showz? nawt no howz to do dat. bluesfan nawt goodz wif da tec….teck…..necknology…….da brainy stuffz.
**suddenly wakes up**
sumone called??
see, u hab to hab a wordpress account in which u choose your abatar. That
abatar will be ur ICHC abatar… in ober wurdz, u needz to haz a wierdpress account…
go to http://www.wordpress.com to get an account….
**THUD!**
**goez to sleep for sure dis tiem**
**zzzZZzZZZzz**
ty sew muchies & happee sleepies! Offz to da workies nao, bye bye to alla cheezepeeps!
Hai BF473!!
If you b wanting an avatar, i b having sum helperz 4 u at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
I haz added info on making linksez in deh commints and bold adn uzzer stuff, tew.
it b eeezzee… just doing it wun step at a a tyme.
Ebery frin izza big deel!
Oh Hashim, 100 frenz iz a big deal!!
*duz a happee danz 4 Hashim*
*Frowz cweenfetti wyle dansing*
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k, iz going to sleep naow!!
bye by… *THUD* *naow im used to it akshullee*
*zzZzzZZzZzzZZz*
g’nite nite Hashim!!
Puttingz softee pillow under Hashimz hed adn tukkingz him in a floofee blankee. Schmoo on 4hed.
ohai cween how iz Uz
jus wanted to tell Uz
that I lubbed the nite watchman poem
{{{cween}}}
Thnx. {{2K}}
Kittoon wawlpayPURR iz alwaiz teh bestest!
is mai maispayce peekshure. that n teh obligitory emo peekshure dat is just a close up of mai eye.
no can see emo pikshoor
Dayr. Nao I kan taek a nap an stil tekniklee b stayrin at u.
noo desktop iz prezunt frum wun ob burday fairy’s minyuns!!! hop yoo liek! an now teh burfday fairy will wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!! heer iz hommaed chonklit caeks wif sparklee kandles, pointy shiny party hats, and goody bags wif bowncy balls, kartoon-karactur toy watches, an kandees!! an konfettiz!!
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Lukz so much lyk my kitteh!
Everyfing is much better with kitteh
very much so is way better